A witch accidentally marries a monster, and now she and her familiar has to navigate life around her monstrous husband and her even more terrifying in-laws.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
All Known Alternatives
Karolina 'Kajotko' Jankiewicz
Akane has only one way to get back home: collect the 42 keys to parallel worlds. Eri and Ben are just trying to get through the summer before university. When a magical key turns up in an old spare set, all three are forced to change their plans and fast.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
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Last time somebody asked me stuff while banging, he hit all of those questions in rapid succession:
“What are you charging for this again? Wait… why are you crying? You don’t have a cat allergy do you? Oh, the dead body in the corner? Just ignore that. Sometimes hookers just don’t know when to stop crying.”
…
There was a massive party last night at which your character got extremely drunk and fornicated with someone. Now, you must follow the Clue(s) and figure out who did it (and with whom).
I’ve watched people play this game in real life, and it is most amusing to watch them try to figure it out without alerting everyone at the party that they don’t know whose panties were on their head when they woke up.
A board game could be almost as interesting, provided it was played whilst partially inebriated.
The answer, Danny, is that you are, in fact, really pathetic. REALLY, really pathetic.
Though at least you are able to speak to women and don’t just curl up in a ball. Even if you lose every time, at least real words come out of your mouth.
So tell me, my little Danno. Where’s your justice now? Did your justice save you when King Immotep cast you into the den of irresponsible roommate? Did your Justice save you when your dear concubine left you in pursuit of the dark God mammon? Nay, I say unto you, your justice is false. Bow before my Gods danny boy, and all will be forgiven.
It’s time we showed the super silly sideshow swindlers what we really thing of them! You’re no super heroes. You’re Super Zeroes! Not that we should be surprised. These “Super heroes”, they don’t have to wait for an invitation. They go where they want when they want. They get special treatment since they’re the “Good Guys, right? Of course they are! And I’m sure they can account for the fact that since their so called “Justice league” formed, white collar crime is up 3%! Or maybe they’d like to explain whey on their watch fifty percent of marriages now end in divorce, and the other fifty percent in death!
Unlike the rest of us who work hard to provide for our loved ones, they claim to do what they do for less selfish reasons! Quotes The Green Lantern “We’re above all that”. That’s right! You heard it folkes, straight from the source. The Just Us League says they’re better than you!
We’re outta time. Tomorrow, more of the hard truth You Wanna Hear!
Danny: “All I got was this autographed condom… OF JUSTICE! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, I SHALL STRIKE DOWN ALL WHO WORSHIP EVIL WITH MY MIGHTY, JUST (and protected) HAMMER! ALL SHALL FEEL MY POWERFUL THRUSTS OF JUSTICE!”
So, I guess I need a wordpress account to comment on shortpacked now? Is that temporary? Am I gonna need an account for DoA comments soon? What’s happening there?
A great episode that also just had to be like "Okay, for this one specific criminal, Metropolis has the death penalty so he can't reveal Superman's secret identity."
Jeff Harris@nemalki.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
"The Late Mr. Kent" is damn good television.
Probably one of the best-written episodes of television written in the 1990s.
Not just animation. Television period.
some adult in pokemon: it's weird, nobody's ever seen a pokemon egg before! for thousands of years, no pokemon eggs have ever been discovered by humans!
ash: well let's go find one!
*fifteen minutes later*
ash: oh hey
Still researching old sleaze paperbacks and legitimately wondering if the book designer asked the author or editor what should be the tagline at the top and they mumbled out the above tagline and the book designer just...wrote it down.
Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites
Supper Mario Broth@mariobrothblog.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.
"explore the unknown"? mary, it's new york city, this is at least your third time here, and the last time you were here you got mad at your taxi driver for using a gps
Dem Party: We are spending $20M to figure out how to talk to male voters.
Mamdani: Save your money. I have +45 favorability with male voters & +73 with men under 45. Endorse me.
Dem Party: No way dude. Now—why is our favorability is -54? Let's spend $20M on wealthy consultants to figure it out!
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
Every webcomic has two stories: the story the artist is telling and the meta story of watching an artist make creative choices over the course of many, many years. You get to watch art evolve and change in real time.
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not to wax poetic about webcomics but I think one of the best things about webcomics is that reading them forces you to confront the fact that artists evolve and change over time, and that "style" is a necessarily evolving thing
what time is it? it's time for hasbro fan expo to reveal their "buy $$$$$ of stuff and get one of 200 handpainted-by-acrylics optimus primes" thingers, while every dipshit on the internet gets mad that their copy of optimus prime isn't also handpainted with acrylics, for free
Walmart.com was careful to cancel everyone's Sideways preorders today to remind us there's no point in preordering this one either
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Transformers G1 Inspired Retro Card Seaspray official product photography .
Will be available as part of Walmart Collector Con starting July 24th, tracking all SDCC and Collector Con items here - bit.ly/3Sx9inR
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A question I have asked myself many times.
Who hasn’t asked that at some point in their loves?
‘In their loves’?
I don’t think I’ve ever asked a lady a question while banging.
Really? Not even “what do you charge for this again?”, or “why are you crying?”, or “you don’t have a cat allergy, do you?”
Seriously, though, try it sometime. She’ll probably let you do kinkier stuff if you ask first.
Last time somebody asked me stuff while banging, he hit all of those questions in rapid succession:
“What are you charging for this again? Wait… why are you crying? You don’t have a cat allergy do you? Oh, the dead body in the corner? Just ignore that. Sometimes hookers just don’t know when to stop crying.”
I’m not a hooker.
Wow, I normally have to say something to a girl before I’m given that information – like “Hello.”
Who needs social norms on comment sections of
webcomics. We just go straight for the penis.
I know what you mean. Dead hookers in the corner make me horny too.
A nickel, obviously.
Because you could USE IT DANNO
There’s a special level of hell reserved for you for that glorious pun, Willis.
And that level is filled with Cake. LOTS AND LOTS OF CAKE.
Is this pun too clever for an average pun pusher as myself? Cause I don’t see it.
Ohhh for the title of the comic. Nevermind
*facepalm*
You got condom all over your face.
Because it needs to be done:
Don’t you mean FAAAAAAAAACE?
I really have to stop setting that up for people.
It leaves me with egg on my… butt.
For a nickel? With your penis?
C’mon, we gotta have the trifecta here.
B ] Its a slight possibility.
You can’t beat a celebrity, even a sex celeb.
I suspect you can beat Roz…she’ll even ask you to!
With your penis.
For a nickel
On camera
For a Nickel
In the Library.
I would play this version of Clue.
…
There was a massive party last night at which your character got extremely drunk and fornicated with someone. Now, you must follow the Clue(s) and figure out who did it (and with whom).
Yeah, I think it would sell
Lesharo – yes.
I’ve watched people play this game in real life, and it is most amusing to watch them try to figure it out without alerting everyone at the party that they don’t know whose panties were on their head when they woke up.
A board game could be almost as interesting, provided it was played whilst partially inebriated.
Thats for you to use Danny.
With your penis.
For use during sex. Silly Danny.
Wow, it’s an entirely appropriate and hilarious use of “with my/your penis”. Bravo.
i kind of want one of those myself, and i dont’t care how i’d get it
I’ll be happy to sign a condom for you.
With your penis?
that’s fine
New item for the store, Willis: Character Autographed Condoms
The answer, Danny, is that you are, in fact, really pathetic. REALLY, really pathetic.
Though at least you are able to speak to women and don’t just curl up in a ball. Even if you lose every time, at least real words come out of your mouth.
…Your avatar makes this funnier.
Danno, you do realize we can hear your inner monologue?
0_0
^_^
Roz is telling you that she thinks you’re a dick.
or that she’s thinking of his dick…
Because she also still believes in justice.
A HARD THROBBING JUSTICE!
And now, I can’t help but be reminded of:
“Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled Soiled JUS-TICE.”
“…and where are my pants?”
someone needs to edit a fifth panel with this, like, now.
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Let it be written and recorded in all homes, and passed on in tellings of the story to future generations, that Dan has in fact, misplaced his pants.
http://oi52.tinypic.com/alhvs9.jpg
You’re welcome.
thank-you, Both of you. equaly awsomely hilarious.
So tell me, my little Danno. Where’s your justice now? Did your justice save you when King Immotep cast you into the den of irresponsible roommate? Did your Justice save you when your dear concubine left you in pursuit of the dark God mammon? Nay, I say unto you, your justice is false. Bow before my Gods danny boy, and all will be forgiven.
“There’s no justice. There’s just us.”
It’s time we showed the super silly sideshow swindlers what we really thing of them! You’re no super heroes. You’re Super Zeroes! Not that we should be surprised. These “Super heroes”, they don’t have to wait for an invitation. They go where they want when they want. They get special treatment since they’re the “Good Guys, right? Of course they are! And I’m sure they can account for the fact that since their so called “Justice league” formed, white collar crime is up 3%! Or maybe they’d like to explain whey on their watch fifty percent of marriages now end in divorce, and the other fifty percent in death!
Unlike the rest of us who work hard to provide for our loved ones, they claim to do what they do for less selfish reasons! Quotes The Green Lantern “We’re above all that”. That’s right! You heard it folkes, straight from the source. The Just Us League says they’re better than you!
We’re outta time. Tomorrow, more of the hard truth You Wanna Hear!
You can’t write on condoms!
Maybe if your school had an STD fair, you’d know that.
Your school’s STD fair handed out unwrapped condoms?
“Here, kid. Have a balloon. A special balloon.”
Goddamn it. I was making a Community reference.
You put it on your penis…for a nickel
Not even with a felt tip marker?
I think she signed the wrapping, not the condom itself.
Those condom wrappers are pretty much impossible to write on.
If only they coulkd apply that technology as an anti-graffiti measure.
When condoms fail, taggers are sometimes the result.
Magic, Danny, magic.
Based on “adult” movies, I assumed condoms usually appear by magic.
You mean they don’t? Man, my boyfriends been lying to me…
Danny: “All I got was this autographed condom… OF JUSTICE! IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE, I SHALL STRIKE DOWN ALL WHO WORSHIP EVIL WITH MY MIGHTY, JUST (and protected) HAMMER! ALL SHALL FEEL MY POWERFUL THRUSTS OF JUSTICE!”
“…the hammer is my penis”
is the first thing that came to mind reading that.
thankyouforyourtime
“I am the boner of my sword.”
So, I guess I need a wordpress account to comment on shortpacked now? Is that temporary? Am I gonna need an account for DoA comments soon? What’s happening there?
Oh, I guess that went away. Not sure what was going on there, but it seems to have fixed itself. No worries ^^
Quick! Go back and you can make it a used condom!
Han… cock… Ooooooh.
I get it.
Duh…the shadowy guy in the background is Will Smith.
Yeah Danny, what happened?
the gravatar does it for me.
…this is too perfect.
Indeed.
If Danny stopped to think about this, an outed Joe is more likely to brag about this than anything else.
He’ll probably on Dortothy during his interview.
Oh no. NO!
DORTHYXJOE GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Please tell us that early gag was not actually foreshadowing Willis.
I’m sorry, he’ll probably *what* on Dorothy? Guess the missing word and win a hunnerd dollas!
Joe’d? Joeing? Joesterbating?
I’m sorry – the slip of paper the duck has in his bill has the word “come”.
Oh, ick.
That’s what happens when you try to take on internet sex celebreties.
Roz was just thanking the cameraman who made all of this possible.
This strip has the best title ever.
I call Danny/Background Guy Rule 34.
It’s not good rule 34 until you have at least 5 !’s. For instance:
FrenchMaid!TentacleMonster!Female!Danny/Crossdressing!Bondage!BackgroundGuy
This discussion makes me want to see a rule 34’d meeting between Walkyverse Mike and Dumbiverse Mike.
They say angry sex is the best.
It’s looking like angry threesomes now
Boy, those guys in the background sure are walking slow.
lol!
A WIZARD DID IT.
Roz is a Silence?
Naw, if she was….oh. Yeah, Roz is totally a Silence