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by David M Willis on June 17, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - Media Rumble
└ Tags: dorothy, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 17, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    But it could be a SWEET PENTHOUSE with a white picket fence and 2.5 kids…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 17, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

      That will take a lot of legos.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        June 17, 2011 at 2:27 am | #

        Maybe he can get a bulk discount.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 17, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

      That phrase 2.5 kids always bothers me. Seriously, do you want 2 whole kids and one half of a kid?

      • deepblueink
        deepblueink
        June 17, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

        It’s possible with LEGO!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 17, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

        It’s easy enough to get the .5 of a kid, just add Thalidomide.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          July 5, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

          Not cool man.

        • Aisling
          Aisling
          May 23, 2015 at 5:14 pm | #

          That’s just wrong’ but I laughed so hard!

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          June 19, 2015 at 11:30 pm | #

          I am in equal parts amused, horrified and informed. *cue Titanic soundtrack* My 33.(3)% will go ooooooon.

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        June 17, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

        In my experience, that half kid is usually the dad. Who still wants his lego penthouse.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 17, 2011 at 1:27 am | #

          Rimshot!

          • darkond2100
            darkond2100
            June 17, 2011 at 3:20 am | #

            Rimjob!
            …
            with my penis

            • Berenzen
              Berenzen
              June 17, 2011 at 4:21 am | #

              for a nickel

              • nothri
                nothri
                June 17, 2011 at 8:00 am | #

                And the FAAAAACE meme works somewhere in there as well.

                • Seerow
                  Seerow
                  June 17, 2011 at 10:45 am | #

                  Actually FAAAAACE would have been much more appropriate than penis for the rimjob…

                • 1Samildanach
                  1Samildanach
                  June 18, 2011 at 9:25 am | #

                  PROGRESS!

      • nitpicker
        nitpicker
        June 17, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

        Or maybe it’s just a more mathematical way of saying “2 or 3”

        • Jo
          Jo
          June 17, 2011 at 3:13 am | #

          I think the phrase 2.5 children is a corruption of “2.4 Children” which used to be the average size of a British family. They made a Sit Com with that name in the 90s, I guess it entered the language at some stage and crossed to pond through the magic of the internet.

          • Rowen Morland
            Rowen Morland
            June 17, 2011 at 10:16 am | #

            I think the modern version of 2.5 children should be two children and a fridge full of enough back up organ meat to replace half of one child in case it breaks.

            • Vince Nalari
              Vince Nalari
              June 17, 2011 at 10:53 am | #

              You, sir, are an innovator!

            • Joebo
              Joebo
              July 14, 2011 at 7:09 pm | #

              House is kind, he fixes us when we’re broken.

      • Xartarin
        Xartarin
        June 17, 2011 at 2:07 am | #

        It’s because the typical american dream family has two or three kids. But it’s funnier to say 2.5.

      • Horerczy
        Horerczy
        June 17, 2011 at 3:10 am | #

        And the 1.3 pets. Anywho it’s the great error of an old census that wasn’t properly announced when it said the average american familly consists of parents, 2.5 kids, and 1.3 pets

      • Wholly Crap Productions
        Wholly Crap Productions
        June 17, 2011 at 3:42 am | #

        Has he shrunk to .5? Last time I saw him in The Phantom Tollbooth he was .58 of a child.

      • RandomPerson12
        RandomPerson12
        October 23, 2014 at 7:24 pm | #

        Maybe it’s a cyborg, or a teenager, or a centaur, or it has progaria, or maybe it’s a mechanically augmented teenage centaur with progaria

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 17, 2011 at 2:19 am | #

      Don’t forget the puppy named Wonwon!

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      July 5, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

      And the illegal immigrant housekeeper.

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 17, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    SHIP SUNK!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 17, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

      Abandon ship! Abandon ship! All hands abandon ship!

      • Bryn
        Bryn
        June 17, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

        Don’t worry, the SS Fanfic can rescue the shippers!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 17, 2011 at 12:26 am | #

          SS Fanfic is the true unsinkable ship.

          • Thor
            Thor
            June 17, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

            Too bad it’s a garbage scow.

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              June 17, 2011 at 12:49 am | #

              I think the SS Fanfic is half garbage scow and half cargo ship. Not all fanfics are garbage, are they?

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                June 17, 2011 at 12:58 am | #

                Sturgeon’s Law: 90% of anything from a genre is crap.

              • nothri
                nothri
                June 17, 2011 at 11:05 am | #

                One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. And by treasure I mean fanfic.

              • Thor
                Thor
                June 17, 2011 at 1:12 pm | #

                Enough fanfic is garbage that any cost/benefit analysis will show that it’s not worth spending your time to find the one shiny quarter that got dropped in the septic tank.

                Fanfic should not be confused with fanart, which not only has a much higher ratio of awesome to awful, but is much easier to comb through since an assessment can be made from a thumbnail or half a glance.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  June 17, 2011 at 7:11 pm | #

                  I don’t know about that… The summaries alone can often tell me if a fanfic is worth looking into or not and if I do check it out, I can scan through in a minute or so and figure out if this fic has any promise or not.

                  I have read shitloads of fanfics in my time & while some of ones I picked ended up being kinda shithouse, most of the ones I have read ranged from OK to Better Than Canon.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              June 17, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

              ANd the readers are like the seagulls who pick & sift through all the crap in to hopes of finding something worthwhile.

            • Cholma
              Cholma
              June 17, 2011 at 1:22 am | #

              Sorry. They didn’t mean the SS Fanfic should be hauling garbage, they meant it should be hauled away *as* garbage.

              (and then Mr. Scott starts a bar brawl) 😉

              • nothri
                nothri
                June 17, 2011 at 11:07 am | #

                And not far away. O’brien and bashir are questioning Worf about why all the Klingons look nothing like him, who is dodging the question so he doesn’t have to summarize how awful that enterprise episode is.

            • zuche
              zuche
              June 17, 2011 at 9:36 am | #

              Yeah, but it’s run by Commander Quark!

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                June 19, 2011 at 6:36 pm | #

                SPACE BAGGIES!

      • Captain Patch
        Captain Patch
        June 17, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

        All the true fans already knew she’d end up with Ultra Car anyway.

        • ryan
          ryan
          June 17, 2011 at 8:31 am | #

          well, yeah. she is teamed up with billie, who’s doing the amazigirl story. it’s inevitable that dorothy meet amazigirl and immediately be smitten.

        • Lady Ray
          Lady Ray
          June 19, 2011 at 3:00 am | #

          HNG NO WAY. Dorothy BELONGS WITH Amber. THEY ARE PERFECT.

          SHIPSHIPSHIP.

          • Lady Ray
            Lady Ray
            June 19, 2011 at 11:52 am | #

            And Amizigirl ends up with Ultracar, who is really Walky.

  3. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 17, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Well, that could go better.

  4. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    June 17, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    that sounds pretty awesome, but the face when he talks about the lego penthouse ruins it

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 17, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

      You mean the FAAAAAACE when he talks about LEGO penthouse?

      • Foxeyes13
        Foxeyes13
        June 17, 2011 at 9:23 am | #

        You mean his “dat ass” face?

  5. tdm88
    tdm88
    June 17, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    He speaks! And I’m sensing an “I don’t like girls! Girls have cooties!”

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 17, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      Goodbye Mature Walky, hello Cloud Cuckoo Lander Walky.

      • arjay2813
        arjay2813
        June 17, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

        more fun that way though

        • Thor
          Thor
          June 17, 2011 at 1:37 pm | #

          Only if he evolves over the course of the story. Otherwise it’s all been done before.

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        June 17, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

        I don’t think mature Walky’s ever existed. The latter one though, yes.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        June 17, 2011 at 7:10 am | #

        His point has a certain logic to it.

        And considering how he’s behaved around Dorothy in the past, this is actually a pretty lucid response for him.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 17, 2011 at 1:03 am | #

      There is always the gay solution, that is how things end up working in the Walkyverse after all.

      • tdm88
        tdm88
        June 17, 2011 at 2:27 am | #

        Well I did sense some sparks between Leslie and Dorothy in that first class;)

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 17, 2011 at 2:49 am | #

          I must remember to check those comics again to see I can spot these sparks.

        • ryan
          ryan
          June 17, 2011 at 8:32 am | #

          those “sparks” were really just the stars circling around dorothy’s head after getting hit by the monkey master toy.

      • Xalticus
        Xalticus
        June 17, 2011 at 2:38 am | #

        Eventually Walky will meet Ethan, their mutual love of toys will be the beginning of an awkward affair, eventually Mike will outright kiss Walky & everything will make sense to him.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 17, 2011 at 2:48 am | #

          The scary thing about your comment is: it makes perfect sense to me from what I know about the Walkyverse.

  6. addude
    addude
    June 17, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    I want to be Walky’s roommate in that lego penthouse

  7. Ravux
    Ravux
    June 17, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    Look! He (looks like) he won’t have any issues! PROGRESS, all in the span of three strips!

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 17, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

      Hurray for PROGRESS!

  8. dchorror
    dchorror
    June 17, 2011 at 12:26 am | #

    See, now the question is, what is her type?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 17, 2011 at 12:42 am | #

      Maybe Ethan, that could make for some interesting misunderstandings and rivalry with Joyce.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 17, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

      My guess? A studious, caring and willing to giver space type of person.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 17, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

        You believe that someone that well adjusted will appear in DoA??

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          June 17, 2011 at 2:13 am | #

          Maybe.

      • ryan
        ryan
        June 17, 2011 at 8:34 am | #

        sarah?

        • 47
          47
          June 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm | #

          This makes a surprising amount of sense …have their characters ever even met?

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      June 17, 2011 at 1:01 am | #

      Maybe -Joyce-.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      June 17, 2011 at 1:17 am | #

      Mike. Absolutely no questions it’s Mike.

      • Xalticus
        Xalticus
        June 17, 2011 at 2:43 am | #

        That would go quite well with the current similar hair colour currently prevalent in DoA ships.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 17, 2011 at 2:46 am | #

          An all blonde banner, how very Aryan.

    • Thor
      Thor
      June 17, 2011 at 1:15 pm | #

      Her type is someone serious who goes to Yale. Not any of these losers. Yuck! She’s going to make something of herself after all.

      • Seraph
        Seraph
        June 17, 2011 at 2:25 pm | #

        …yeah. As much as Dorothy has managed to avoid being that much of an ass out loud (so far), she has a significant amount of snobbery in her character. There are times when you can tell that “I’m too good for this place and these people” is right below the surface. I have little doubt that that’s the character flaw she’ll have to deal with as the series goes on. Still, I can’t help but sympathize even with the snobbery. When you work hard and sacrifice much to reach a goal, sometimes arrogance can almost be self-defense. I hope things turn out better for her than they did for Dorothy Prime.

  9. Croaxleigh
    Croaxleigh
    June 17, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

    Keep repeating that, Walky. Eventually SOMEBODY might believe it.

  10. sammy
    sammy
    June 17, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

    a lego penthouse just sounds uncomfortable. have you ever stepped on a lego barefoot? it hurts.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 17, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

      Not if you use the LEGO smooth tiles dor the flooring.

      • Chiatroll
        Chiatroll
        June 17, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

        Those are generally pretty slippery. but I don’t see why you can’t add normal rugs over the floors of the lego penthouse.

        The penthouse itself is lego not the stuff inside of it.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 17, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

          If it isn’t made out of LEGo then it is from IKEA.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            June 17, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

            I thought IKEA furniture WAS made of LEGOs…

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              June 17, 2011 at 1:31 am | #

              Nah, I have never needed an Allen key to use LEGOs.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                June 17, 2011 at 2:28 am | #

                Obviously you haven’t been buying the right LEGOs.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  June 17, 2011 at 2:44 am | #

                  The last LEGOs I ever owned were the ones from the 70s.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          June 17, 2011 at 1:13 am | #

          There are all sorts of specialty pieces these days, and most of them can be purchased individually at the online Lego store. See Pick A Brick. So Walky could have his Lego penthouse and furnish it properly without resorting to IKEA or any other non-Lego retailer. LEGO uber alles!

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            July 5, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

            🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

    • CWR
      CWR
      June 17, 2011 at 2:57 am | #

      Nobody here has seen Top Gear presenter Jame May’s Lego house? It was built for a show he made about toys some years back.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214729/James-May-size-Lego-house-wants.html

      • Strephon
        Strephon
        June 17, 2011 at 8:22 am | #

        I was wondering if someone was going to mention that. Awesome episode, but sadly it proves that LEGO furniture doesn’t work very well.

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        June 17, 2011 at 11:51 am | #

        Thanks for the link: that was new to me. Too bad it was disassembled.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          July 5, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

          🙁 🙁 🙁

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 17, 2011 at 7:02 pm | #

        I can see why it isn’t wanted, the colour scheme is SOOOO TACKY.

        • CWR
          CWR
          June 20, 2011 at 4:23 am | #

          Plasma Mongoose uses FACETIOUSNESS.

          It’s super effective. Really.

  11. Cranberry
    Cranberry
    June 17, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

    DorothyXPanel5Door, OTP.

  12. NF
    NF
    June 17, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

    I forsee a bizarre conversation between a bitter and dispirited Walky and Joe waiting for Roz to show up, with neither of them having a clue what the other one is talking about.

  13. Dierna
    Dierna
    June 17, 2011 at 1:11 am | #

    So after college Walky is gonna move to Lego Land?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 17, 2011 at 1:30 am | #

      Dude, he’s going to OWN a LegoLand.

  14. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    June 17, 2011 at 1:12 am | #

    OH SHIT SCARY WALKY FACE

    RUN

    RUN

    RUUUUUUUN

  15. Jaster
    Jaster
    June 17, 2011 at 1:32 am | #

    Wait, these comments. Is this… am I reading shipping? The internet has tricked me into reading shipping.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 17, 2011 at 1:56 am | #

      BWAHAHA!

  16. Sporkaganza
    Sporkaganza
    June 17, 2011 at 2:15 am | #

    Well, he’s still making the face, but at least he finally managed to say something in her presence.

    …So, uh, I guess that’s improvement?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 17, 2011 at 2:20 am | #

      You mean it’s PROGRESS!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 17, 2011 at 2:38 am | #

        Which could turn into REGRESS!

        • zuche
          zuche
          June 17, 2011 at 9:41 am | #

          Either way, it will not be good for that FAAAACE!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 17, 2011 at 10:18 am | #

            If he bites his lip any harder, it will bleed… down his FAAAACE.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          June 17, 2011 at 11:04 am | #

          And Dorothy’s out the EGRESS!

          • zuche
            zuche
            June 17, 2011 at 11:13 am | #

            Well played.

  17. gangler
    gangler
    June 17, 2011 at 2:32 am | #

    Panel 4 Walky face is best thing ever.

  18. Bekah
    Bekah
    June 17, 2011 at 2:36 am | #

    Dare to dream Mr Walkerton. Dare to dream.

  19. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    June 17, 2011 at 3:06 am | #

    Walky+Dina shipped forever.

  20. R.J.
    R.J.
    June 17, 2011 at 3:07 am | #

    “However, getting naked with you INSIDE the Lego Penthouse doesn’t sound bad…..”

    • zuche
      zuche
      June 17, 2011 at 11:02 am | #

      Better than rocking a bed of nails, I suppose.

  21. Billy
    Billy
    June 17, 2011 at 3:16 am | #

    http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q24/BillyShears1600/DoAcomicedited.png

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 17, 2011 at 1:03 pm | #

      That is fantastic.

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      June 18, 2011 at 1:18 pm | #

      GLad I’m not the only one who saw it.

      • gangler
        gangler
        June 18, 2011 at 3:21 pm | #

        Portal has conditioned me to experience fear when you capitalize the L like that,

  22. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 17, 2011 at 5:56 am | #

    Sorry Walky, but Dotty isn’t going to be ‘trading pokemons’ with you anytime soon.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 18, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      Aww, and he had a Latios ready to exchange for a Latias, too.

  23. Robin
    Robin
    June 17, 2011 at 7:43 am | #

    Dammit Walky!!!

  24. ADHadh
    ADHadh
    June 17, 2011 at 8:08 am | #

    Didn’t James May try something like that out? Worked horribly IIRC.

  25. Zem
    Zem
    June 17, 2011 at 10:07 am | #

    I thought “sister of a lawmaker” was Dorothy-ese for S.O.B.

  26. nop
    nop
    June 17, 2011 at 11:11 am | #

    Walky is slowly becoming the best character.

    • Thor
      Thor
      June 17, 2011 at 1:35 pm | #

      You misspelled “Amber”.

  27. Bill M.
    Bill M.
    June 17, 2011 at 11:55 am | #

    Of course not, Walky… Dating. Pshaw, you want to Joe her.

  28. Ray
    Ray
    June 17, 2011 at 1:06 pm | #

    Wasn’t Walky the main character of the Roomies/It’s Walky comics? (Haven’t read those yet.) Then why does he seem like the least developed, most one-dimensional character in Dumbing of Age so far?

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      June 17, 2011 at 1:26 pm | #

      He was the main character of It’s Walky, but he wasn’t introduced into Roomies until fairly late in the game, IIRC.

      Walky always has been pretty juvenile, but college can have a way of forcing you to grow up. Much like being drafted into an alien-fighting secret agency.

    • Thor
      Thor
      June 17, 2011 at 1:32 pm | #

      Oh, dear. There are so many possible replies to that. Let me distill them down to useful ones.

      First, he was not the main character of Roomies. That was Danny and/or Joyce, depending on your point-of-view.

      Second, this version of Walky is a lot more multidimensional that the “It’s Walky” Walky was. But in order for this Walky to properly be Walky, a lot of previous Walky’s uncomplicatedness had to be included. It will be interesting to see how the character will change and evolve this time through.

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 17, 2011 at 2:30 pm | #

      Walky’s just walky man. Nothing you can do about it. Gotta let him go and be Walky.

      • Merkury
        Merkury
        June 17, 2011 at 8:54 pm | #

        Walky’s gotta walk

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        June 18, 2011 at 1:20 pm | #

        The Walky abides.

  29. kayos
    kayos
    June 17, 2011 at 1:53 pm | #

    BURN!!!

  30. Seraph
    Seraph
    June 17, 2011 at 2:26 pm | #

    So. How much of Walky’s response was a sort of “You can’t fire me, I quit” self-defense, and how much was desperately clinging to “girls are icky” immaturity?

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm | #

      I think it’s actually just being sincere. No reason to read anything more than that into it. He doesn’t wanna date her. It’s cool.

      • Seraph
        Seraph
        June 17, 2011 at 3:29 pm | #

        Does he even know what he wants to do with her, or is he too completely brain-blown to figure out what these strange feelings are urging him to do?

        • gangler
          gangler
          June 17, 2011 at 4:29 pm | #

          Considering his background and the fact that Dorothy seems to be his first, he probably hasn’t decided what these feelings mean for him no. I’d be surprised if his current analysis went terribly far beyond the fact that for some reason he becomes a nervous wreck around her and she’s not like other girls.

          If you’re talking something more biological then I don’t know. Does he know a mating instinct when he experiences one? Maybe. Most people don’t so he’d hardly be unique in his ignorance.

          I’d hope he’s at least aware of what sex is though. We do not need him to become this universe’s Joyce.

    • Lis
      Lis
      June 17, 2011 at 3:39 pm | #

      actually I think it was more the latter

  31. Shifty
    Shifty
    June 17, 2011 at 5:25 pm | #

    So did Walky EVER hit puberty? I’m just curious about how much of this behavior is mental and how much might be biological.

    But hey, he said another two complete sentences that were completely appropriate to the topic of conversations unlike “I like don’t pretty things”.

    Meanwhile… a Sweet Penthouse built of Legos sounds really cool, but I’d hate having little Lego bumps and logos on imprinted on every exposed part of skin when I lay down, or stand on the floor barefoot.

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 17, 2011 at 5:41 pm | #

      Okay, you’re not the first to bring this up, and I gotta ask. Does a lego penthouse necessarily have lego furniture? Because I’ve totally been picturing Walls, floor, ceiling and doors of lego furnished with non-lego furniture.

      • Strephon
        Strephon
        June 17, 2011 at 8:55 pm | #

        That’s the sensible response, but I can’t see Walky as the sort to do this sort of thing halfway. All Lego or nothing!

        • gangler
          gangler
          June 18, 2011 at 6:39 am | #

          I can get behind that.

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            June 18, 2011 at 1:21 pm | #

            For a nickel.

            • gangler
              gangler
              June 18, 2011 at 3:29 pm | #

              Paying for this Lego Mattress one mom at a time.

  32. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    June 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm | #

    Wait…
    wait…
    I JUST REALIZED
    Walky is a super-genius.
    By establishing himself as not wanting to date her, he has made himself unattainable.

    And now he is irresistable.

    I CAN SEE FOREVER

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 18, 2011 at 3:25 pm | #

      Walky has always been a genius with deceptive appearances, but never known for his planning abilities. More of a split second decision making kind of guy. Perhaps that’s different now that Alien Tampering hasn’t rendered his mind incapable of forethought or focus? A Walky with a fully functioning brain could be… interesting. Interesting and frightening.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 18, 2011 at 11:33 pm | #

      Ah, but he’s still undesirable and unavailable, so those cancel each other out.

  33. APOC
    APOC
    June 19, 2011 at 10:55 am | #

    I just noticed that in all the comic I read (This, LICD, LFG, QC, Penny Arcade, etc.), the words are all capitalized. Is there supposed to be a reason for that or is it a “just ’cause” kinda thing? Just curious, you know?

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 19, 2011 at 11:05 am | #

      I’ve actually wondered about that in the past too. I never know how to handle capitalization when quoting a character who talks in all caps. A lot of webcomics seem to do it. Most I might even say if I thought my readings were a representative sample of online comics as a whole.

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      June 19, 2011 at 1:04 pm | #

      It’s because it’s easier to letter something like that. Most Comic Books are done that way too. It’s easier to read and easier to write out.

      • David
        David M Willis
        June 19, 2011 at 3:41 pm | #

        In this case, it’s how I write normally, being that my strip is lettered in a font of my handwriting.

  34. TomJ
    TomJ
    June 20, 2011 at 9:56 am | #

    For them as were wondering what a Lego house (complete with Lego furniture etc, may I point your attention towards:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214729/James-May-size-Lego-house-wants.html
    http://legohouse.co.uk/
    http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-gb%3AIE-SearchBox&rlz=1I7GPEA_en&biw=1259&bih=873&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=lego+house+james+may&oq=lego+house+J&aq=0&aqi=g2g-m1&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=7797l12657l0l6l6l1l0l0l0l953l2390l4-2.1.1l4

  35. -Sketch-
    -Sketch-
    June 23, 2011 at 6:47 pm | #

    ……ive seen a picture of a house of legos.

  36. voodoo_curse
    voodoo_curse
    December 12, 2011 at 5:18 am | #

    Walky’s anger-face makes me seriously consider my own future.

    I don;t like it…..any single ladies in the San Diego area?

  37. Sylas
    Sylas
    January 11, 2016 at 4:33 am | #

    He’s gonna knock up Satan’s daughter, it’s all good.

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