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Whore

by David M Willis on June 21, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - Media Rumble

└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    No, you fool! It’s the old “noise in the bushes” trick!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 21, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

      I think Ruth is just humoring Billie.

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        June 21, 2011 at 2:19 am | #

        I think Billie might have got the naked girl to yell it so Ruth wouldn’t suspect immediate treachery.

        • David Herbert
          David Herbert
          June 21, 2011 at 2:46 am | #

          Naked girls always yell when I give them orgasms. Like your mom. I gave her one for a nickel.

          • das-g
            das-g
            June 21, 2011 at 5:17 am | #

            Now that sounds like my mom paid you, rather than the other way around.

            • Malisteen
              Malisteen
              June 21, 2011 at 10:16 am | #

              The important thing is that a nickel was involved.

              • Angelgex01
                Angelgex01
                June 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm | #

                And her Mom.

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 21, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    She fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book. TSK TSK

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

      Seriously, hasn’t Ruth read the Evil Overlord List?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

        For sure! Ruth isn’t as Genre Savvy as I thought she would be… unless it is one hell of a bluff.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 21, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

          I don’t think ANYONE can have that high of a Bluff score.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 21, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

            It depends on what class and level Ruth has.

            • ryu
              ryu
              June 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm | #

              Well I think it’s obvious about her class: She’s a Warrior.

              The Tank, to be exact.

              • Meridian
                Meridian
                August 17, 2011 at 11:40 am | #

                She’s a Sith Warrior.

          • Ash
            Ash
            June 21, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

            Maybe she has 100 points in “Speech”

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              June 21, 2011 at 12:32 am | #

              Don’t forget INtimidate.

              • Kernanator
                Kernanator
                June 21, 2011 at 1:05 am | #

                The wild Ruth’s Intimidate cut Billie’s Attack!

          • Commander Clash
            Commander Clash
            June 21, 2011 at 9:24 pm | #

            Critical fail that no saving roll can counteract. And she’s not a whore. A sadistic, vinidictive witch certainly…but she doesn’t get paid for it. Right?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 21, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

      Again, she’s just humoring Billie, I think.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        June 21, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

        Ruth has a cunning plan. As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 21, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

          You mean Cunningology.

          • TheBenenator
            TheBenenator
            June 21, 2011 at 4:31 am | #

            You mean Cunninglin— *SHOT*

            *Resurrected under unspecified circumstances*

            Ahem. I mean, Cunninmancy.

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              June 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm | #

              I was wondering when someone would say that.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 21, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

          Sounds like someone has been watching Blackadder recently.

  3. Rognik
    Rognik
    June 21, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    I swear, these are just medicinal!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      I’ll medicinal you in your FAAAAACE!

      • Darth Shadow
        Darth Shadow
        June 21, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

        It’s medicine! Medicine for my FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      June 21, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

      “You use medicinal meth?”

      “Yeah! Uh, it’s cheaper than having them pull my wisdom teeth!”

  4. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    June 21, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    This drug search could take time. I mean,she’s got tyo go to her room and get the drugs to plant, right?

    “Walky, I found drugs stuffed in your mouth.”

    Walky: “Mmf mmf mmmmglglgbl!” (“These aren’t drugs! They’re Nachitos!”)

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

      “No, see, that’s the thing: It turns out Nachitos are made with marijuana. And crack.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2011 at 2:02 am | #

        Not quite, nachitos are what you crave after smoking the weed and crack.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 21, 2011 at 2:06 pm | #

          Ah, yes. The munchies.

      • ryu
        ryu
        June 21, 2011 at 2:10 pm | #

        explanes so much, really.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 21, 2011 at 8:41 pm | #

          Either that or Walky was some kind of crack baby.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            June 21, 2011 at 9:11 pm | #

            Crack babies are the best babies.

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 21, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Soon Ruth will be using two of the scariest words in the English language:

    CAVITY SEARCH!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

      She’s going to search your cavities. With her fists.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

        Could be worse, she could be using her penis.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          June 21, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

          AHHHHHHHHHH! THE IMAGE! IT BURNS!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 21, 2011 at 12:34 am | #

            If it’s burning, I recommend seeing a specialist.

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              June 21, 2011 at 12:52 am | #

              Side effects may include crying, numbness, burning sensations, and a desire for the sweet embrace of death.

              • Commander Clash
                Commander Clash
                June 21, 2011 at 9:26 pm | #

                Do not forget the overwhelming sensation to gouge out one’s “mind’s eye”. But realistically, there’d be a dorm wide revolution if she instituted cavity searches. There’s a lot more of them and one one of Ruth.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        June 21, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

        Her fists to your FAAAAAAAACE!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 21, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

          Where she will reach down and yank out your FEMURS.

          • milk experiment
            milk experiment
            June 21, 2011 at 2:59 am | #

            No, see, your femurs are what she uses to perform the cavity search. So she has to get them first.

    • LimeTH
      LimeTH
      June 21, 2011 at 10:27 pm | #

      She’ll require your butt.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2011 at 11:57 pm | #

        and the rubber gloves. :O

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 22, 2011 at 12:00 am | #

          The rubber gloves are for your mom.

  6. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 21, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Random drug searches? I think the proper term is beating the crap out of some poor unlucky soul.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      June 21, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      is there any other way? 🙂

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 21, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      “Please Ruth, you gotta believe me, the only crack I have is when I bend over in these pants.”

      • Maris
        Maris
        June 21, 2011 at 1:10 pm | #

        “…and? Sounds like a punishable offense to me.”

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 21, 2011 at 6:49 pm | #

          What I seen of the young people, a disturbingly common fashion, more often than not practiced by those people who really SHOULDN’T.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            June 21, 2011 at 11:45 pm | #

            It SHOULD be a punishable offense for some people.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              June 21, 2011 at 11:56 pm | #

              I hope to avoid becoming the old man with the rocking chair telling kids to get off his lawn.

              Saying that, fashion has the annoying trend of becoming excessively popular even thou it doesn’t suit the clear majority who follow it.

  7. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 21, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    Oh, and obligatory whoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhores.

    • Ancestral Hamster
      Ancestral Hamster
      June 21, 2011 at 1:52 am | #

      Hello there, Mr. Frank Miller! 😀

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 21, 2011 at 5:43 am | #

      Oh, whoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhoreswhores prostitutes.

  8. NF
    NF
    June 21, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    If all Billie manages to do is yell “Ruth Lessick is a whore” in the middle of the hallway with Ruth there to hear and gets away with it, that is a win in my book. A little operation mayhem justice.

  9. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    June 21, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

    Wait, does this universe also contain Something Positive?

    • Merrick
      Merrick
      June 21, 2011 at 3:06 am | #

      Nothing postitive about what Ruth’s gonna do to that freshman.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        June 30, 2011 at 6:51 pm | #

        Hot what meant but okay….

  10. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    June 21, 2011 at 12:25 am | #

    It just seems a little too easy, unless Ruth’s anger completely clouds her common sense. Which now that I think about it, isn’t entirely impossible.

    • Head Alien
      Head Alien
      June 21, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

      You do realize your talking about someone who in two universes has first appeared violent and openly hostile I meen in the roomies comic she punched Joe for picking on Howard and wanted to punch Danny even though he was nice to Howard.

      • David
        David M Willis
        June 21, 2011 at 1:05 am | #

        Some people don’t realize this because they only read Dumbing of Age. And that’s all they need to read. Bringing up years of conflicting continuity from another tangentally-related webcomic that chronicles a similar but different universe is just going to confuse.

        • Head Alien
          Head Alien
          June 21, 2011 at 1:10 am | #

          Hahahaha since I’m acting as the Head Alien and dredging up memories seems to be a specialty of his I’m just continuing his work! (that and by making these kinds of comments will most likely get new viewers curiosity peeked enough to want to read the original.)

          • Kaj
            Kaj
            June 21, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

            This will continue to work until you are faced with some lesser-known heroes… where the research will be less than stellar 😉

            • Head Alien
              Head Alien
              June 21, 2011 at 1:29 am | #

              He still has a file on everyone he comes into contact with it’s just that some files are less detailed than others and some people who those files belong too have accepted most of the things that are in them. “like Joe being a geek”

          • David
            David M Willis
            June 21, 2011 at 1:23 am | #

            I don’t really want them to read the original. I’d rather folks be confused as little as possible and take the strips presented here at face value. (Maybe I should take the links down.)

            I guess this is an informal request that we just talk about this comic and not other comics. Please?

            • Head Alien
              Head Alien
              June 21, 2011 at 1:35 am | #

              Ok if I have to make a reference to the original it will only be to posts that have questions only referring to the original.

            • JBO
              JBO
              June 21, 2011 at 1:37 am | #

              Does this mean I am not allowed to talk about xkcd?

              • David
                David M Willis
                June 21, 2011 at 1:42 am | #

                Talking about comics that aren’t mine is fine. 🙂

                • JBO
                  JBO
                  June 21, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

                  Allright because that would have been FACISM!

                • gangler
                  gangler
                  June 21, 2011 at 9:03 am | #

                  Faaaaaace-ism!

                • CP
                  CP
                  June 21, 2011 at 1:58 pm | #

                  Just a comment; never posted here before. I came here to read DoA originally, never having heard of It’s Walky or any of the rest, and while it was decent, it didn’t really hold my attention much. Once I found out it that this was a reference to another comic with a ton of characters that were already developed, I went back and read the whole archive (just finished like a week ago), and I can definitely say that DoA is a lot more interesting to me now.

                  Having an understanding of characters’ personalities helps out tremendously, and I’d be sorry to see people miss out on that.

                • Mkvenner
                  Mkvenner
                  June 30, 2011 at 6:52 pm | #

                  Yea 😀

            • Darth Cariss
              Darth Cariss
              June 21, 2011 at 2:30 am | #

              This is why I’d suggest making drastic changes to familiar characters, so people can’t relate them to their original versions so much.

      • Jimmy
        Jimmy
        June 21, 2011 at 11:20 pm | #

        Wow, I didn’t think my comment would get so many responses 🙂 and I have read Roomies. It’s just been so long that I had forgotten what Ruth was like there too.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          June 30, 2011 at 6:54 pm | #

          Alcoholic, violent and protective of Howard.

  11. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    June 21, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

    Wow, not only is Ruth a terrible RA because she’s horrible to her residents, she’s also terrible because she’s too dumb to ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS lock her door. Even while she’s inside the room. No seriously, ALWAYS.

    • Thor
      Thor
      June 21, 2011 at 1:03 am | #

      To be fair, Ruth just walked in the room. She didn’t even have a chance to close the door.

      Why she didn’t close the door behind her (or look down the hall both ways) is a completely different question.

      • shoeboxjeddy
        shoeboxjeddy
        June 21, 2011 at 1:16 am | #

        Even if the hallway was on FIRE you’d lock the room. And I’m not exaggerating, the doors are fire retardant in any decent dorm and it would increase the chance of your stuff not burning up.

        • Maris
          Maris
          June 21, 2011 at 1:15 pm | #

          It might have an autolock feature. It looks like it would have swung shut on its own had Billie not propped it open.

  12. Police Call Box
    Police Call Box
    June 21, 2011 at 1:40 am | #

    So “random” in this case is anyone in the vicinity of that exclamation, just to make sure that the person yelling is included in the femur-beatings? That might take awhile.

    • ryan
      ryan
      June 21, 2011 at 8:40 am | #

      not if she’s the best at what she does.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        June 21, 2011 at 2:08 pm | #

        And what she does is face-punching.

        • Cameraman
          Cameraman
          June 21, 2011 at 4:25 pm | #

          You mean faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace-punching. *coughs* With femurs. And a nickel. And her penis

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            June 21, 2011 at 6:25 pm | #

            She has a detachable penis.

  13. Rikushadow5
    Rikushadow5
    June 21, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

    I seriously doubt that Ruth has that freaking high of a Bluff score. And if she does, it’s because she has a crapton of levels in Rogue, as well as having Broken the Epic Levels.

    • ryan
      ryan
      June 21, 2011 at 8:42 am | #

      not if billie got mary to shout it.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm | #

      I’m thinking she’s more of a Thaneborn Barbarian with a background to add Bluff in addition to Intimidate.

  14. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    June 21, 2011 at 3:56 am | #

    Stay classy, Billie. Stay classy. :\

  15. das-g
    das-g
    June 21, 2011 at 5:28 am | #

    First time we see Ruth’s room, isn’t it? I wonder what “[…]LARK!” is.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      June 21, 2011 at 8:23 am | #

      It’s CLARK!, isn’t it? Like the dorm building?

      • ryan
        ryan
        June 21, 2011 at 8:45 am | #

        i’m positive someone in the dorm is just an avid birdwatcher.

    • Maris
      Maris
      June 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm | #

      I think that’s outside in the hallway.

  16. Chase
    Chase
    June 21, 2011 at 8:27 am | #

    Even if Billie makes it out of there alive and with her uniform, Ruth obviously going to know it went missing and it’s pretty easy to figure out who did it… Even if Billie does a smart thing and goes to some higher level of authority about Ruth’s behavior, we all know Ruth’s still going to find tons of ways to get at Billie.

  17. Andy
    Andy
    June 21, 2011 at 9:44 am | #

    Are RA’s allowed to enter rooms without prior notice? I mean, I don’t think it’ll stop Ruth, but it could come back to bite her.

  18. Aslee
    Aslee
    June 21, 2011 at 9:56 am | #

    See? Now think Ruth is letting Billie do this so when she comes back, Billie will be trapped in her room with NO WAY OUT.

    Why would she do this? I have no idea.

    Ok, so I have an idea, but I’m pretty sure it’s wrong.

    Maybe.

  19. Eston
    Eston
    June 21, 2011 at 10:08 am | #

    Am I the only one that sees no elbow? First thing I thought was “Holy crap! Billie is Elastigirl!”.

    • Zem
      Zem
      June 21, 2011 at 6:47 pm | #

      “We’re superheroes. What could happen?”

      Maybe she just rolls up her sleeves before she goes to work.

  20. Malisteen
    Malisteen
    June 21, 2011 at 10:19 am | #

    Anyone else hearing the Mission Impossible theme in their heads right now?

    Dun Dun Dundun
    Dun Dun Dundun…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 21, 2011 at 6:45 pm | #

      M.I

  21. Bekah
    Bekah
    June 21, 2011 at 12:18 pm | #

    “Clever girl…”

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm | #

      And then Ruth was eaten by raptors.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 21, 2011 at 6:43 pm | #

        Unless she eats them first.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 21, 2011 at 9:12 pm | #

          She killed them with her bare hands. She also killed a bear and took its bear hands.

  22. Mighty Pinto
    Mighty Pinto
    June 21, 2011 at 2:36 pm | #

    …and in the next comic we see Ruth’s well-constructed (albeit amazingly creepy) Amazi-Girl shrine.

  23. Dream State's Author
    Dream State's Author
    June 21, 2011 at 6:22 pm | #

    Or Ruth recognized Billie’s voice, and is now going to Billie’s room because of it. That be my guess.

  24. Trent
    Trent
    June 21, 2011 at 8:23 pm | #

    Ruth seems so…mean spirited. I’m actually really hating her thus far.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 21, 2011 at 11:55 pm | #

      Yeah, I mean, I kinda liked her at first because she was a funny asshole. Now, though, she’s just an asshole

  25. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 22, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Odd, I could have sworn I posted yesterday…

    Random drug searches. In your FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 25, 2011 at 3:50 am | #

      You did. It was right before mine. Now I’m first.
      I feel so accomplished.

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