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by David M Willis on September 5, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Yesterday Was Thursday
└ Tags: dean mchenry, leslie, robin, roz

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  1. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    September 5, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    And the Dean makes all points moot… but Roz can sitll shoot as many videos as she wants from off-campus locations.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 5, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

      Point taken.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        September 5, 2011 at 2:32 am | #

        So how long before she and Joe bang in Galssso’s?

        • Arkadi
          Arkadi
          September 6, 2011 at 6:06 pm | #

          Aw! Can’t unthink that now! >_<

          • Loki
            Loki
            September 7, 2011 at 10:54 am | #

            “What is this thing you are doing? Galssso does not understand!”

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous
      September 5, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      Kind of like how Mom says “I don’t want you doing that”, but Dad says “don’t let me catch you doing that again”. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt you.

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        September 5, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

        Sort of, except this sounds a lot more like “Don’t let me catch you doing it again. By the way, I won’t look behind the woodshed.”

        • Ridureyu
          Ridureyu
          September 5, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

          That, and my school had a “Don’t drink” policy, with the Dean phrasing it as: “Don’t drink on campus. Now, we can’t govern you off-campus, but we all know you’ll be responsible.”

          • RachelEvil
            RachelEvil
            September 5, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

            “Wink wink.”

            • Bickendan
              Bickendan
              September 5, 2011 at 4:11 am | #

              “Know whadimean, say no more, say no more.”

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                September 5, 2011 at 7:12 am | #

                Nudge, nudge.

                • MeHael
                  MeHael
                  September 6, 2011 at 4:24 am | #

                  A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bloke.

          • Henry
            Henry
            September 6, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

            Ours is a bit like that. They’re all like “It’s a dry campus, but we know what happens anyway. Just don’t be too blatant about it.”
            Gotta love Indiana.

  2. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 5, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Well, he does have a point.

  3. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    September 5, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Basically no filming of PREMARTIAL HANKY PANKY.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      September 5, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      While on-campus.

    • Jamal K.
      Jamal K.
      September 5, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

      Britney Spears-style wedding time?

    • Ian
      Ian
      September 5, 2011 at 9:15 am | #

      PREMARTIAL HANKY PANKY sounds like what the Spartans do before they dine in hell.

    • Jacquie H
      Jacquie H
      September 5, 2011 at 3:55 pm | #

      Or any hanky-panky, really. Porn is porn D:

  4. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    September 5, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    None of the 600 comments thought of the legal issues the school could raise.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      September 5, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      Well played Mister Willis, well played.

      • David
        David M Willis
        September 5, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

        Yeah, I have no idea how I managed that.

        • Rokku
          Rokku
          September 6, 2011 at 3:28 am | #

          Clearly, we’re all just really, really dumb.

    • Viktor
      Viktor
      September 5, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      Because it’s not as clear-cut as the Dean makes it seem. Whether or not he can object depends on the contract Roz has with the school and the dorm, as well as what’s in the student handbook. There is probably a line about “damaging the reputation of the school”, but how it’s worded will make a LOT of difference.

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        September 5, 2011 at 12:23 am | #

        A simple line about photography or the use of images and likenesses might be enough.

      • Jetstream
        Jetstream
        September 5, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

        If the school has been in operation long enough, the contract will almost certainly have a line specifically pertaining to pornographic/erotic video/picture shoots while on campus. Some might even have rules against sexual congress taking place at ALL in a dormitory room.

        School rules can get damn specific. I had a friend who’s High School handbook specifically called out the sexual molestation of waterfoul as being a violation.

        • Ridureyu
          Ridureyu
          September 5, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

          Those poor ducks.

        • gangler
          gangler
          September 5, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

          That sounds unprofessionally done. Poorly phrased.

          I mean we gotta set up a specific law for waterfowls? They couldn’t just take care of all fowls at once? Perhaps just a general rule against sexual congress with non-human entities?

          I mean if we’re doing things like that then we’ve gotta set a rule for waterfowl and then set up a new rule entirely when someone goes and molests a peregrine falcon.

          Makes me wonder what the guys in charge were up to behind the scenes that they needed the law to be that specific.

          • Jacob
            Jacob
            September 5, 2011 at 1:12 am | #

            No, they obviously were alright with all other forms animal molestation.

            • Animal
              Animal
              September 5, 2011 at 6:56 pm | #

              Bwuh?

              • eagalian
                eagalian
                September 6, 2011 at 11:35 am | #

                I see what you did there. Bravo sir or miss.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            September 6, 2011 at 3:17 pm | #

            I would pay money to see someone try to molest a Peregrine falcon. Man, have you seen the claws and beak on those things? Appendiges would be seriously damaged, amputated even.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          September 5, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

          ……I really want to know what could have made them put that in specifically, but at the same time, I don’t want to know.

          • gangler
            gangler
            September 5, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

            Law is kind of like that in general. Consider for a moment that some poor politician at some point must have been faced with some manner of crisis to which his response was the illegalization of necrophilia.

            For every law that exists there was a point when a council gathered and said “Ok guys. This has to stop.”

            • Andy
              Andy
              September 5, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

              Necrophilia? That’s only a 500 gold fine in Cyrodil.

              Seriously, some of those laws get hilarious when you think about why they had to be created. For instance, why is it illegal to throw a stone at a bird unless it’s retaliatory in Indianapolis? No stone-throwing at birds I can understand, but do the birds start it often enough you need the second part?

              • Semysane
                Semysane
                September 5, 2011 at 1:30 am | #

                I can just imagine the poor guy who got arrested for throwing a rock at the eagle that ate his son.

              • Kindra
                Kindra
                September 5, 2011 at 1:36 am | #

                Only if it’s a first offense, right?

              • Samlh
                Samlh
                September 5, 2011 at 4:42 pm | #

                Note that the fine is higher in Morrowind; learn the rules before you travel!

          • Steven
            Steven
            September 5, 2011 at 1:50 am | #

            Also keep in mind that the technical definition of the word “molest” is to physically disturb. Maybe the campus is located in a place where waterfowl are a protected species similar to bald eagles and in some places, seagulls. Basically, in old lingo, they could just be asking you not to disturb the ducks.

            • Xalticus
              Xalticus
              September 5, 2011 at 3:43 am | #

              Old lingo or not, I believe the key word aside from the ‘victim’ in “sexual molestation of waterfoul” would be sexual…. Which causes me to wonder, what IF it was just about disturbing the ducks & the school just happened to have a problem with students mushroom slapping the poor things.

              • Steven
                Steven
                September 5, 2011 at 5:28 pm | #

                Cock-fighting a duck?

              • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
                Zanosuke_Kurosaki
                September 5, 2011 at 7:48 pm | #

                Considering how ducks tend to react to things pretty aggressively, it’s also pretty likely that they did it to try and protect the students. Like saying “Okay, I know this is going to sound weird, but please, keep them trouser-snakes caged when it comes to the ducks, huh? Everyone heard about what happened to Billy Thudpuckett last week, and the doctors are telling me he can never play with the magic fireman properly again. So I don’t care how drunk you get, no tea-bagging them waterfowl!” [/all said in a Kennedy accent]

                • Nathan
                  Nathan
                  September 16, 2013 at 11:32 pm | #

                  I can’t fucking breath, my sides ache, and my face is probably turning red or blue by now. Bravo good sirs and madams.

        • Jamal K.
          Jamal K.
          September 5, 2011 at 1:09 am | #

          My county is kinda terrible at being specific on headphones in school. By terrible, I mean there are so many loopholes, it’s swiss cheese to me. I think every student who has used headphones in my high school (including me) has said “It doesn’t say anything about using headphones in the hallway” at least once. Yes, I actually read through the technology section of the Student Code of Conduct; I don’t think it makes me a nerd…. I just like looking for loopholes.

          But still, headphone usage in the cafeteria, outside, the gym (although it might count as a classroom), and the halls aren’t explicitly pointed out in the SCoC. Crap, it’s not really forbidden in classrooms! Just have to ask the teacher and even I think you don’t need to if you have proof of the completion of your work.

          • Despite Rage
            Despite Rage
            September 5, 2011 at 11:47 am | #

            Bad news for you.
            Reading through the technology section doesn’t make you a nerd. Looking for loopholes with no other purpose does though. It’s ok, you are not alone. I can’t say that you’re in good company, but company none the less.

        • Corvid
          Corvid
          September 5, 2011 at 10:23 pm | #

          I am majoring in wildlife biology. I have had to molest ducks for class credit. I can understand completely why most places would have a specific rule against this.

        • Nathan
          Nathan
          September 16, 2013 at 11:40 pm | #

          Light a match and see what happens, fuck a duck and see what hatches!

      • T.C.R.M
        T.C.R.M
        September 6, 2011 at 11:06 pm | #

        I temped for a law firm when I was younger and unless memory fails me, it actually doesn’t matter what contract she signed. It’s a zoning thing. Educational housing is on state land which isn’t zoned for private business or private enterprise or advertisement without a license or such in any state I know of. In fact, from what I remember, even shooting off campus would still leave her in the same position, with the Dean that is, unless she registered a business name, license, and address off campus.

      • Dr. T
        Dr. T
        December 25, 2015 at 3:33 am | #

        Actually, IU already has settled that legal precedent when a porn video was shot in one of their dorms sometime around 2006 or so. It’s definitely something they include in their rental agreements now.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 5, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

      None of the 600+ commenst thought that there were any rules pertaining to local of the deed.

      • gangler
        gangler
        September 5, 2011 at 1:04 am | #

        Rules or not the Dean has a valid reason to be displeased by this and none of us thought of it.

      • invisiblemoose
        invisiblemoose
        September 5, 2011 at 5:00 pm | #

        Personally I didn’t even stop to consider it WAS filmed on campus. I dunno why I’d think otherwise but there you go.

    • Charles RB
      Charles RB
      September 5, 2011 at 5:49 am | #

      It was hiding in plain sight, like Snake-Eyes with novelty fake-nose-and-tache glasses!

  5. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 5, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Next comic: pr0n LIVE FROM BEHIND THE INGLES

    (Ingles still exists, doesn’t it?)

  6. gangler
    gangler
    September 5, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Dean just becaome my favorite character.

    • Jack
      Jack
      September 5, 2011 at 7:41 am | #

      with his penis?

      • gangler
        gangler
        September 5, 2011 at 8:54 am | #

        No, but it could cost Roz her femurs.

  7. Wackd
    Wackd
    September 5, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Holy crap, is that…no, no, can’t say it. Don’t want to confuse anyone.

    In any case, yeah. He makes a very good point. Never mind the money that renting out dorm rooms as sets might bring in…

    I kid, I kid.

    Kind of.

    • WildMassGuesser
      WildMassGuesser
      September 5, 2011 at 2:38 am | #

      Dean Big Boss… Is that you? I think that’s you…. mmmmhmmm….

  8. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    September 5, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    Super effective, etc.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      September 5, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      Achem.

      DEAN USES CAMPUS BILAWS!

      IT’S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!

      • HiEv
        HiEv
        September 5, 2011 at 12:38 pm | #

        “Bilaws”? Sounds like what you’d get if your in-laws were bisexual.

        I assume you meant “bylaws”. ;-P

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          May 24, 2012 at 10:31 pm | #

          Yes. Thank you.

  9. Reboot
    Reboot
    September 5, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

    But it took place in JOE’s room, not hers! (with Danny as unwitting accomplice since the camera was taped to his foot)

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      September 5, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      She was still the one behind it. Wouldn’t have gotten filmed if she hadn’t suggested it. Therefore, her responsibility. Not Joe’s.

    • gangler
      gangler
      September 5, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

      I’m sure Joe will get a talking to as well.

  10. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    September 5, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    So everyone understands the ONLY reason she has not been thrown out of school was due to the fact she is the senator’s sister.

    Odd sort of Catch 22, but Catch 22 none the less.

    • drs
      drs
      September 5, 2011 at 1:33 pm | #

      Robin is a Congresswoman, in the House of Representatives, not a Senator.

      I’m reminded that there was something like this at IU in the past several years, minus the political connections. Playboy did a “Girls of the Big Ten” shoot or some such, administration got upset, I don’t remember any more details.

      • Cathy
        Cathy
        September 5, 2011 at 2:56 pm | #

        It was 2001-2004 because those were the years I was living in Ashton and the photo shoot happened in Teeter (tee-hee-hee) which was next door. That was a commercial interest producing porn on the campus. This scenario is a privately created sex tape with no commercial value to the people who are under the uni’s thumb, so I don’t see anything they could do to Roz that wouldn’t get them sued and her her tuition back.

  11. MarcinMN
    MarcinMN
    September 5, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    I’ve always loved a good dose of reality upside the head. (Except when I’m the one being hit with it.) 😉

  12. Eddy
    Eddy
    September 5, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

    I wonder if this will get the Ruth in trouble (somehow) since she is (?) the resident assistant for that floor.

    Also: yay for Leslie being non-biased.

    • David
      David M Willis
      September 5, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

      Ruth is the RA for the girl’s half of the floor. Joe has his own RA.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        September 5, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

        Do we get to meet him?

        • David
          David M Willis
          September 5, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

          Probably eventually. I don’t currently have any plans.

          • Viktor
            Viktor
            September 5, 2011 at 1:14 am | #

            Ninja Rick.

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            September 5, 2011 at 2:04 am | #

            I suggest Howard.

          • Shifty
            Shifty
            September 5, 2011 at 2:32 am | #

            Drew!

            • Wackd
              Wackd
              September 5, 2011 at 2:51 am | #

              My bet’s on Unnamed Trekkie RA from Roomies.

              • gangler
                gangler
                September 5, 2011 at 2:55 am | #

                It’s totally gonna be Omnios.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  September 5, 2011 at 3:05 am | #

                  Faz!

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  September 5, 2011 at 3:42 am | #

                  Jacob?

            • Aydr
              Aydr
              September 5, 2011 at 4:12 pm | #

              haha, cue storyline of Ethan banging the RA

          • Steven
            Steven
            September 5, 2011 at 3:35 am | #

            The Cheese!

            • turkishproverb
              turkishproverb
              September 5, 2011 at 5:56 am | #

              Singularikitty!

              • turkishproverb
                turkishproverb
                September 5, 2011 at 8:46 pm | #

                …

                You know, my avatar for this comic has changed a lot, yet every time there’s a reshuffle, and even when I get a new IP, I’m still Hot Shot on the Shortpacked comments. Weird.

          • Marimba
            Marimba
            September 5, 2011 at 8:53 am | #

            FAZ!

            • kingleon
              kingleon
              September 5, 2011 at 11:51 am | #

              Faz as RA would fit, really.

              • Björn
                Björn
                September 5, 2011 at 3:48 pm | #

                Seconded. (Or does this make it “thirded”?)

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  September 5, 2011 at 5:39 pm | #

                  That sounds about right.

              • Mkvenner
                Mkvenner
                September 5, 2011 at 11:26 pm | #

                To many sexual harrassment lawsuits.

          • HiEv
            HiEv
            September 5, 2011 at 12:40 pm | #

            Batman.

          • Animal
            Animal
            September 5, 2011 at 2:59 pm | #

            This guy.

            http://www.itswalky.com/d/20040606.html

            • Kat
              Kat
              September 5, 2011 at 3:21 pm | #

              The old dude or the silent youngster? OR BOTH!

              • Animal
                Animal
                September 5, 2011 at 5:33 pm | #

                Preferably the, uh, old dude.

                (Fifty isn’t really old, though.)

          • Steven
            Steven
            September 5, 2011 at 5:30 pm | #

            Buckets of Blood Guy!

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      September 5, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

      i don’t think leslie has anything to by biased towards

      • Alex Stritar
        Alex Stritar
        September 5, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

        What about the vetos she wishes to enact onto Robin’s legislation? 😉

        • Fauxlosopher
          Fauxlosopher
          September 5, 2011 at 4:58 pm | #

          With her penis?

          • Alex Stritar
            Alex Stritar
            September 5, 2011 at 7:56 pm | #

            …I don’t think she has one of those.

    • Andy
      Andy
      September 5, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

      Everybody is biased. The question is which way they lean.

    • Shifty
      Shifty
      September 5, 2011 at 2:38 am | #

      Probably not. She might get talked to about the situation (mostly so the school can cover it’s bases), but I don’t think she’d get in trouble, because of the fact that the school isn’t going to expect her to be able to monitor the students’ sexual activities and the hallways 24/7. After all, she has to sleep as well and she has her own classes to attend. The RA’s primarily work as The only way she’d get in trouble was if she was aware that the porn was being made and either didn’t stop it or was involved in it somehow.

  13. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    September 5, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

    It seems so obvious yet in 500+ comments wasn’t mentioned by anyone including myself, probably the only point that really can’t be argued by anyone, including Roz! Well played Willis.

    • ALostProphet
      ALostProphet
      September 5, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

      Of course we didn’t raise this. We were all debating whether this was right or wrong, not what could go wrong. Also, someone did talk about the issues inherent in making porn. Not sure if they mentioned the locale.

      • Jimmy
        Jimmy
        September 5, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

        Missed that one, and it’s true the right/wrong debate can still go on and on, but no matter what there are still consequences.

        • George
          George
          September 5, 2011 at 2:48 am | #

          I think someone mentioned damage to the school’s image, but nobody mentioned the school having actual legal ways of making Roz stay in line.

  14. gangler
    gangler
    September 5, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

    Dean: “I have authority. Your argument is invalid”

    • Andy
      Andy
      September 5, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

      Dean uses AUTHORITY. It’s super effective! Roz fainted!

  15. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 5, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

    Well played, Big Bo- I mean Dean McHenry.

  16. Daeva
    Daeva
    September 5, 2011 at 12:44 am | #

    And then the Dean makes a rude gesture while screaming: “AWWW, YEAH! IN YO’ FACE!”

    • Charles RB
      Charles RB
      September 5, 2011 at 5:51 am | #

      CANON.

      • Kat
        Kat
        September 5, 2011 at 3:23 pm | #

        Seconded!

    • Fauxlosopher
      Fauxlosopher
      September 5, 2011 at 4:59 pm | #

      FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

      • Henry
        Henry
        September 6, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

        FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEE!!!

  17. Stormrunner
    Stormrunner
    September 5, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

    See my school had a behind closed doors policy. If it got out past the doors you could be suspended no questions.

  18. DT
    DT
    September 5, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

    The Dean is officially my new favorite character.

  19. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    September 5, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

    At this point, let us all sing the anthem of all good college comedies, “Louie, Louie.”

    http://www.lyricsondemand.com/onehitwonders/louielouielyrics.html

  20. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 5, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

    Does this mean that this is only the first or second time someone has ever used the campus as a webcam porn site?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      September 5, 2011 at 1:05 am | #

      If it’s a campus that’s been around for a while, it probably isn’t the first time.

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        September 5, 2011 at 1:16 am | #

        It only needs to be the first time since the internet became an effective distribution channel. The age of the campus doesn’t really matter in that case, since most previous videos certainly had a limited audience.

  21. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 5, 2011 at 1:12 am | #

    The only reason the school might be worried IS because it is Roz, if it was just two other students unrelated to anyone important, I doubt the dean would care anywhere near as much.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      September 5, 2011 at 1:17 am | #

      On the other hand, Roz being related to the congresswoman probably contributed to the popularity of the video.

    • Jamal K.
      Jamal K.
      September 5, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

      Billie is kinda well-known :\ ….. Other than that, what he is trying to do is just save face….. so actually, you bring up a good point: does the dean care more about the well-being of his students or the moral-uprightedness of his school’s reputation?

      • Andy
        Andy
        September 5, 2011 at 1:54 pm | #

        School’s rep. Any smart dean would know not to give a damn about student morals (since trying to define morals leads to a 600-comment discussion) and focus on the school as a whole. As long as it ain’t illegal or damaging to the school, why should he care?

      • Spatzist
        Spatzist
        September 5, 2011 at 3:38 pm | #

        I wish I could cut through other people’s nonsense that effortlessly.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm | #

          It helps a great deal that he has some power over Roz in that regards.

    • gangler
      gangler
      September 5, 2011 at 1:39 am | #

      I’m sure the Dean still wouldn’t want to hear about it and would find himself addressing issue if it did work its’ way over to him.

      But yeah. There’s a congressional representative at his school. Of course he’s not pleased. Not like that’s a sex thing specifically. If there’s bullying at the school that’s one thing. If congresswoman desanto comes to speak on the issue of the highly publicized bullying event that occurred at his school recently well now he’s got some shit to take care of. Gonna take care of that one personally. Make sure it gets done right.

  22. Ravux
    Ravux
    September 5, 2011 at 1:19 am | #

    Balding suit-man powers go!!!!!!!

  23. Linkara
    Linkara
    September 5, 2011 at 1:22 am | #

    Unfortunately, this sort of issue can go even further. I don’t recall the details myself since it’s been a long time since then and I didn’t much care about the story, but back in college for me some students got in trouble for going to an off-campus Halloween party, dressing up in stereotypical African tribalwear and putting on blackface, then subsequently putting the pictures up on Facebook.

    Clearly, they were not the brightest bulbs, but if I recall correctly the students got into A LOT of trouble with the college administration over it, despite it taking place off-campus.

    • Shifty
      Shifty
      September 5, 2011 at 1:43 am | #

      Very true Linkara. If the school feels that the actions of their students could paint the school in a negative life, the’re not gong to be very happy with it. I remember at the University of Nebraska in Lincoln in 2008, two college guys who were on the wrestling team did a video for gay porn site. Despite the fact the video was not done on college grounds, and the guys used “stage names”, and didn’t make any mention of their school in the video or site, they got in big trouble with the school for appearing in the video. I’m not sure if they got expelled, but they were the school did bust them.

    • gangler
      gangler
      September 5, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

      http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/adult-students-banned-high-school-proms-questionable-senses-170036306.html

      Quick recap. The shirt is in no way associated with the school. It has never been worn anywhere near schoolgrounds. The party which the shirt was made for is not a school sanctioned event, nor was it ever likely to adhere to the rules of the school in the first place. The students themselves are mere days away from not being associated with the school anymore.

      And yet…

      • Rachelle_R
        Rachelle_R
        September 5, 2011 at 10:59 am | #

        I see your point about the shirts. But at the same time, it was a Catholic school, not a public school. Catholic schools are expected to promote conservative values and renounce what their church deems sinful behavior. Parents pay a lot of money for private school tuition, and they expect a certain amount of discipline, regardless of whether the students have reached 18 or not.

        • gangler
          gangler
          September 5, 2011 at 1:08 pm | #

          “Parents pay a lot of money for private school tuition”

          Is that how it works in other places. Free over here. Comes out of our taxes the same as public schools. Not everyone’s happy about it but it’s one of those stupid things that was worked out back when it made sense and would be more trouble than it’s worth for the government to abolish.

          And I’m aware they answer to the Catholic School Board instead of the Public School Board. They have their own policies that do not match the public schools.

          And yet this was a news item. Right in there on the 6 O’clock. It’s not that this is typical for them because they’re a catholic school. They go a bit further than the public schools in enforcing their code of conduct but this is still pretty far beyond anything that would normally be expected.

          Hell, if we’re getting technical it’s a highschool rather than a college, which also puts it on a separate set of policies, and it’s a school in Ontario rather than Indiana, which once again would be another manner in which it could be expected to operate under separate policies.

          I do maintain that it’s a relevant news item to what’s being discussed. Depending on your school it can indeed go farther than what happens on Campus. It all depends on who’s in charge.

          • Andy
            Andy
            September 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm | #

            Where is “over here”? If it’s the US, I’m surprised. I was under the impression that no private school received federal funding, as many/most have a religious background.

            • gangler
              gangler
              September 5, 2011 at 3:24 pm | #

              Canada, though evidently this isn’t actually true in every province. Never knew that. Then again I never knew they were privatized at all elsewhere before now so I suppose that makes sense.

          • G.S.Mercs
            G.S.Mercs
            September 5, 2011 at 3:01 pm | #

            Gangler, I don’t know about Ontario, but in B.C. our private schools are private schools BECAUSE they cost money to go to. I think they may receive some federal funding, but not enough for them not to want way more by charging familys huge prices (Given, the familys usually are loaded)

            • gangler
              gangler
              September 5, 2011 at 3:23 pm | #

              It’s a catholic school, not a private school.

              Private schools still cost money. Catholic schools aren’t those. At least not over here.

              You could have both I’m pretty sure. If the Catholic school didn’t want to be on the Catholic School board then they’d have to privatize.

              And yeah, private schools anything goes really. They basically make their own rules and decide how they’re enforced.

              The school in question is on the Catholic School board. Anyone can go. It’s just a Catholic School with catholic classes and mass that will work to instill catholic values into its’ students. Generally not a whole lot of motivation to go to a Catholic school if you’re not catholic, but some people do.

              Sometimes parents just want their children to be somewhere wholesome without all the drugs and sexuality that a normal school would have (truly misguided. It’s all still there). Some parents might want to make use of some of the school’s facilities. Etc etc. People have their reasons.

              You get the drift. They’re not privatized. Tax dollars the same as our public schools.

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Separate_school

              A wikipedia article detailing the situation a little better than I can.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 5, 2011 at 5:35 pm | #

        There is nothing to stop them AFTER the prom.

  24. Shifty
    Shifty
    September 5, 2011 at 1:37 am | #

    So the school DOES have an administration! I was really starting to wonder about this place!

    • Andy
      Andy
      September 5, 2011 at 1:59 pm | #

      A sign of a good administration is that you never see them. A sign of a bad administration is also that you never see them.

      • Shifty
        Shifty
        September 6, 2011 at 12:52 pm | #

        so which is this?

        • Andy
          Andy
          September 6, 2011 at 8:32 pm | #

          Probly not a good one.

  25. andrew
    andrew
    September 5, 2011 at 2:02 am | #

    man is there a universe where he is not in charge of some organisation XD

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      September 5, 2011 at 2:47 am | #

      Yes. This one.

      • Menamebephil
        Menamebephil
        September 5, 2011 at 1:56 pm | #

        Are you so sure about that?

        • Kat
          Kat
          September 5, 2011 at 3:27 pm | #

          Agreed, I’ve seen several men in authoritative positions who match his description.

          • james
            james
            September 5, 2011 at 9:59 pm | #

            he runs our local cop shop

  26. Eric
    Eric
    September 5, 2011 at 2:02 am | #

    I can’t believe I didn’t really think about this beforehand either. But yeah, schools have cracked down hard on sex stuff, like that cheerleader who posed for playboy last year.

    To be honest, I’m surprised she’s just getting off with a warning.

  27. Jason
    Jason
    September 5, 2011 at 2:02 am | #

    Dean’s pretty lenient. Every dorm I’ve ever lived in would just be like, “You’re outta here, nice knowin’ ya.”

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      September 5, 2011 at 2:11 am | #

      yes but this student happens to be the younger sister of the congressional representative for the district that the school is in. There in lies the difference.

  28. ALostProphet
    ALostProphet
    September 5, 2011 at 2:09 am | #

    WOO! Big Boss!

  29. Joebo
    Joebo
    September 5, 2011 at 2:10 am | #

    Aaaaaand Big Boss steps in and explains the situation in a way that eve Roz can’t circumvent.

  30. Bek359
    Bek359
    September 5, 2011 at 2:22 am | #

    Thank you, Big Boss. Way to cut through the bullshit to what really matters.

    • Crimson Magic
      Crimson Magic
      September 5, 2011 at 4:01 am | #

      Rent?

      • gangler
        gangler
        September 5, 2011 at 7:55 am | #

        Always.

      • Bek359
        Bek359
        September 5, 2011 at 11:04 am | #

        Wait, what? Was that a quote or something?

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 5, 2011 at 12:37 pm | #

        Oh goodness yes.

        • Bek359
          Bek359
          September 5, 2011 at 11:06 pm | #

          If it was a quote, I had no idea. Somebody suggested that it was from Rent? If so, that was not my intent. I have never seen Rent and kinda hate musicals in general. Just my opinion; you can like them if you want.

          • Andy
            Andy
            September 5, 2011 at 11:13 pm | #

            I rather like musicals in general, but give Rent a pass. I liked it at first, but now I only see/hear “We have AIDS! Yay!”

          • gangler
            gangler
            September 6, 2011 at 1:13 am | #

            I thought Crimson Magic was just saying that rent is what really matters. I always come out in support of the importance of paying one’s rent.

            Since the dean pretty effectively just threatened to evict Roz if she doesn’t adhere to the rules of her living space it seemed like an applicable concept.

          • Sam
            Sam
            September 6, 2011 at 2:42 am | #

            It’s not a quote, as far as I know. I was just shipping in my two cents about rent being the only thing that matters. A fair bit of hyperbole, but as a college student it’s pretty high up there for me.

  31. Bunny Suction
    Bunny Suction
    September 5, 2011 at 2:59 am | #

    Oh good, I guess…

  32. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 5, 2011 at 3:03 am | #

    So does this end this little storyline?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 5, 2011 at 3:45 am | #

      We will just have to wait and see.

  33. Spazman
    Spazman
    September 5, 2011 at 3:41 am | #

    Note that he didn’t say that the porn itself was a problem. ONLY that the school didn’t want to be ADVERTISED as a site for porn…

    What that says to me is “If only a handful of people see it, fine. If millions see it, get out.”

    of course, if one of those handful happened to be in the administration or one of the big bankrollers……lol

  34. kater
    kater
    September 5, 2011 at 5:11 am | #

    Nice use of obfuscate, Dean McHenry. Way to earn your deanship.

    • gangler
      gangler
      September 5, 2011 at 9:12 am | #

      His doctoral thesis was entitled “All these words should be used more”

      It gave a long list of words, detailed their virtues, quantified the ways in which and the degree to which one could benefit through the use of these words, extrapolated from this the frequency of use that would be optimal, and finally through the use of mass wiretappings displayed irrefutably that the frequency of use was far below the optimum previously put forth.

      Dean McHenry has a major grudge with the Ethics Committee to this day. He really would have loved to be Professor McHenry.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        September 5, 2011 at 5:01 pm | #

        I think I love what you just said.

      • Wix
        Wix
        September 5, 2011 at 5:49 pm | #

        I think David Willis took that class, too, as he has been using uncommon english words lately in DoA. I had to look up ‘Apropos’, and ‘Obfuscate’ is a word you will -never- hear in a regular conversation. Unless of course it’s used in one of the following:
        1. An intellectually superior level
        2. A political argument meant to prove the other’s inferiority, by using words that might be over the other’s head.
        3. The same as 2 among peers in school (usually among the nerdier/dorkier groups *raises his hand* which I am apart of)
        4. In a thesis.
        5. In a dictionary.
        6. In the best game of Scrabble ever.

        • Andy
          Andy
          September 5, 2011 at 11:12 pm | #

          Really? Apropos and obfuscate don’t strike me as odd in any way, aside from length.

          • Wix
            Wix
            September 6, 2011 at 5:46 am | #

            I find them to be a bit uncommong in today’s regular conversations. Then again, three syllables tend to be too much for alot of people, so it’s more than likely the community’s fault rather than the person.

  35. ALostProphet
    ALostProphet
    September 5, 2011 at 9:22 am | #

    PREDICTION: Joe will speak up that it was his room, not hers.
    OR: Roz will tell the dean that it was Joe’s room. Somehow, Danny will be blamed 🙂

    • gangler
      gangler
      September 5, 2011 at 9:47 am | #

      “You were holding the camera! Expulsion!”

      The final story would read “One Danny ‘Danno’ Wilcox was found to be making these sex tapes as an entrepreneurial venture without the knowledge or consent of his sexually active roommate or the sexual partners that his roommate would bring in. He has been dealt with and we maintain that both Joe Rosenthal and Roz Desanto are only victims in all this. They’ve both been advised to exercise more caution in the future had the rules regarding on campus sexual conduct explained to them. First week of school. Hadn’t gotten around to reading that planner yet. It’s an understandable mistake”

      Roz gets a story that doesn’t paint her sexual activity as sinful. Just against the rules. Joe gets sympathy bangs in addition to what the video was already getting him. Danny ends up being quite successful in the industry after some talent scouts liked his work and gave him a gig. Later cedes to Joe that this was the best act of Wingmanship ever. Robin greatly impresses the voters with her reaction to her victimized sister and secures her position for many years to come.

      All in all it actually works out quite well for everyone. Scapegoats ftw.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 5, 2011 at 5:31 pm | #

      I doubt that will make any difference, it was the fact that it was filmed ON CAMPASS that is the issue with the Dean.

  36. Rachelle_R
    Rachelle_R
    September 5, 2011 at 11:11 am | #

    I love that the dean cut through EVERYONE’S bullshit all at once, including Robin’s. Obfuscate implies a deliberate attempt to confuse the issue, not an unintentional one, and the Congresswoman has clearly made this about pleasing her voters more than anything else (as if her voters don’t watch porn). Way to go, Dean!

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      September 5, 2011 at 8:47 pm | #

      The Dean, on the other hand, has clearly made this about pleasing the Board of Trustees, the College President, the parents of students and prospective students…

      Which isn’t to dismiss his point as invalid; of everyone here, he’s the one with the authority on campus, so he can make statements like this. I’m merely pointing out that Roz’s is pretty much the only uncynical voice in the argument.

  37. Twinsnake
    Twinsnake
    September 5, 2011 at 11:57 am | #

    And the politician needs someone else to say the intelligent argument. I’m really not surprised. I don’t know if it would make a difference if Joe points out whose dorm the video was taped in; although we all know that he as the proven inability to keep his mouth shut.

  38. GhostWriterL
    GhostWriterL
    September 5, 2011 at 5:30 pm | #

    Why are so many comments arguing morality still? Pretty sure the Dean character made the point that morals don’t have anything to do with the University’s policies. Also pretty sure that the whole matter falls under the category of “Crap We Do Not Care to Deal With” as far as he and his mountains of daily paperwork are concerned.

    My experience with university staff members are that they generally do not care what the students do so long as 1) The acts are not illegal, 2) The acts do not facilitate harm, and 3) The acts do not tarnish the reputation of the school itself. Essentially, the moment that you start wasting their time by causing people to call them up/go into their offices and chew them out over something YOU did, that’s when they care, are very grumpy, and very much likely to screw you over. Pun intended.

  39. OhNoUDiNt
    OhNoUDiNt
    September 5, 2011 at 7:19 pm | #

    The new poll should add the Dean as a third option. Roz got Deaned, Joe-style.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      September 5, 2011 at 8:53 pm | #

      I agree. What has Robin said that she could even be more or less wrong about? She isn’t making an argument, she’s doing political damage control.

  40. phildog
    phildog
    September 6, 2011 at 11:20 pm | #

    Wow, that was pretty boss.

  41. SycrosD4
    SycrosD4
    May 16, 2013 at 6:24 pm | #

    I love how objectively you handle your issues.

  42. SgtNumnum
    SgtNumnum
    November 7, 2013 at 4:52 pm | #

    Is he looking at her boobs?Y’know maybe I don’t feel bad about Walky accidentally killing him in It’s Walky

  43. MORBO
    MORBO
    September 24, 2014 at 5:33 pm | #

    so i just noticed that the title of this chapter is yesterday was thursday
    therefore i must do this

    IF YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY
    AND THE DAY BEFORE THAT WAS THURSDAY
    THEN TODAY MUST BE…
    THURSDAY

    i am not sorry

  44. discountmusketeer
    discountmusketeer
    February 6, 2015 at 9:14 pm | #

    YEAH BIG BOSS

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
give hunter biden all the laptops and cocaine that he wants
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
COMPLETE ALCHEMIST PRIME POWER (Okay there's a Prime Master downstairs inside the Throne of the Primes spinny wheel thing)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
hunter biden for president?????
onestpress.onestnetwork.com's user avatarOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com ⋅ 1d
Hunter Biden has a point. And a quite colorful one.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
And the worst people on earth still have the nerve to draw breath.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
why of course I own both Red Exillion and Excellion, who do you think I am
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I should write GI JOE. I've never watched the cartoon but my favorite Joes are WhipDip, AcidWash, Nectarine Todd, Freddy the Fridge, Buttskull, Hawaiian Punch, WetEar, ToggleSwitch, BatGuano, RipFart, RanchFlavor, TallyTwang, BallSack, Cretinair, and PartyDip. PartyDip was badass.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
For some reason, a box full of giant Dreamhorse magnets (and Dina) is SUPER HEAVY.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
NO
phillewis.bsky.social's user avatarPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died, according to multiple reports. He was 54
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Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Who Played Son Theo on The Cosby Show, Dies at 54
Malcolm-Jamal Warner has died, PEOPLE confirms. The actor, who played Theo on 'The Cosby Show,' was 54.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
what's the best music-lyric-riff storyline title i've ever written, and why is it "I'm Besieged By Children From Our Future"
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🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
reminded of one of the greatest pieces of quantitative research ever to be undertaken – @ryannorth.ca's 2009 analysis of the number of letters U people use to spell "excuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess" full deets: qwantz.livejournal.com/112122.html
graph showing the google exact-phrase searches for 'excuse me princess' with different numbers of the letter u in the word excuse
johnhyphen.bsky.social's user avatar🌎🐎John Hyphen🎮🤠 @johnhyphen.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
as far as i'm concerned there's only one "zelda movie" and it's this 1'45" right here
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Link says "Well, excuse me, princess!" way too many times | The Legend of Zelda Cartoon Series
YouTube video by Zelda Universe
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Sarah Dyer @pikapies.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
This shit makes me want to *scream*. IT CANNOT SELF-REFLECT BECAUSE THERE IS NO SELF IT IS NOT ACKNOWLEDGING ANYTHING IT APOLOGISES FOR SHIT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE IT MAKES STUFF UP ALL THE FUCKING TIME
parsnip.bsky.social's user avatargeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
no it wasn’t and no it didn’t
The Wall Street Journal
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In a stunning moment of self reflection, ChatGPT admitted to fueling a man's delusions and acknowledged how dangerous its own behavior can be
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i don't see blackarachnia, where's the honkers
unused concept art for 'rise of the beasts' blackarachnia, and she's not shaped like a sexy lady
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby ⋅ 1y
I’m watching that Ken Burns documentary about life in the Old West. I had no idea how brutal it was.
Ken Burns (not really) saying
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Stop" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Stop
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