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What if the elevator is broken? then what what will you do? You’ll be like ah man i wish i bought that bridge earlier. but its too late cause i bough that bridge and ill be chilling on the moon with the moonites but then they will probably rob me and give me the finger. Damn you Ragnal and your bridge to the moon!
Hey, at least the Everywhere Door(or was it the Anywhere Door) is cheaper than the Intergalactic Express or Space Bridge may or may not send you halfway across the galaxy.
Ok I may have made a comment once that Danny should continue digging deeper into the hole because eventually he will come out on top on the other side. Truth be told that is not good advice Danny stop digging the damn hole.
Billie should stop drinking, go to AA meetings and such, quit confusing College with Dazed and Confused, and working on being less of a Canis familiaris of the female variety in general.
Amber should stop copying the premise from Kick-Ass.
Joe could afford to tone down his Warren Beatty syndrome a bit, as this country has enough womanizing douchebags as it is.
Mike could be rendered harmless if someone would only drop his master ring in the fires of Orodruin from which he forged it.
Dorothy needs to both get over herself and adopt a much more pragmatic outlook (therefore much less naive) towards her aspirations, be they political or whatnot.
Sal needs quit focusing on honing her James Dean persona all the damn time to at least take advantage of being enrolled in a 4 year University so, you know, Taco Bell and Stripping aren’t her best means of financial support, once she gets tired of living with her parents, 4 years from now.
Rocksteady needs to fix Arkham City’s bugs with the Logitech Dual Action gamepads and make with some Scarecrow and Black Mask side-Mission DLC Chop-chop!
Just being sarcastic, and snarking over what I otherwise agree
about is all.
The Arkham City bit was a little non sequitur humor. Oh, and
scratch the Black Mask DLC remark. Just found out it’s part of
the Robin DLC. Just the Scarecrow DLC now.
Scared that what’s left of Professor Crane won’t make an Arkham
City appearance? Yes I am…
You know I really wish I had the option to edit my posts, because usually when I make a grammatical or syntax errors, I don’t usually realize I did until much latter. Then some one points it out, and makes me feel like a complete dumb ass.
Danny’s just being a selfish ass. If this is any indication, he’s the type of guy who would want an “open” relationship where his girl must remain fiathful to him, but he can sleep around.
To be fair to him, he probably does feel like an ass at the moment. Assuming things actually happened. And maybe even if they didn’t, but he wanted them to.
And the long ramble about the list was subsequently lost to a world with no forced word wrapping. Sometimes, when you type too far into a new comment, you can see a little bit more of it. When you do, think of the words lost, and remember.
That reminds me of a time when, the summer after high school, I was at my girlfriend’s house. We were in her room, under her covers, shirts off, doing… journalism. We had forgotten to lock the door before beginning our “private interview.”
Her sister, a Freshman in high school, walks in and asks what we’re doing. “It’s cold in here,” I say, clutching the blankets tighter to my neck, hoping little sis won’t catch a glimpse of a bare shoulder.
“Why is your shirt on the floor?”
“… I was hot.”
“Uhh, okay, well… I’m gonna go make lunch. You guys hungry?”
So, yeah, journalism can easily lead to shirtlessness and NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED GUISE I SWEARS IT!
Yeah but would she believe that a hot girl came to his room and she forced herself on him? I’ve seen some weird stuff in my lifetime but even if it is true, that still a little far fetched.
As little as Billie’s hair is mussed between a week ago last Friday and last Wednesday, I have to assume something happened… but not nearly so much as Billie was willing to have happen. Danny’s story is sorta credible, if unbelievable.
Nothing happened? Then what the hell was he so thrilled about telling Joe? And why is his shirt off? Plus what’s the deal with him trailing off in that really guilty way when he said journalism? And just what was Joe looking at then??
Although… for everyone else who thought that the tryst was a bit fast… maybe that could explain it. Not knowing how much time passed between strips or not.
It turns out that he couldn’t get it up. He was just excited to tell Joe that a girl actually came on to him. Obviously he didn’t want Amber to know, but in the process he made it look even worse than what it really was. Joe was looking at “Mr. Limpy”.
Yes, I know I’m grasping at straws. Shut up and leave me and my hole-ridden ship alone.
His shirt is off because Billie tore it off. Even if they only ended up making out, he’s not going to put it back on halfway through. And he didn’t put a shirt back on before talking to Joe.
When you’ve offended someone, there is nothing you can do to tick them off faster than to belittle the offense in question. Even after he did it the first time she was trying to drop it, but now…
“Nothing” was an Elizabethan euphemism for “vagina” and “noting” (which at the time, sounded quite similar to “nothing”) was a euphemism for “sex”, so Danny isn’t lying, he’s making a Shakespearean double entendre.
Probably. After all, Joe’s been trying to get Danny laid since the semester started. And judging by the fact he added Dorothy to his list before the break-up even happened, I think its safe to assume he’s okay with sloppy seconds.
You know…I think Danny’s actually telling the truth. I think Joe saw them just before he stopped her. I wonder if it was because of Amber, or he just doesn’t like things so casual, or what?
Well I know from experience that when the door to your dorm opens and shuts like what Joe did, all sexy time pretty much stops… unless the girl wants to be found lol
“No, see, I didn’t really have time to do this interview but the publuc’s need to know is important and all. So I scheduled it at the same time as my Franklin bath…”
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Nothing…?
Either Amber or Joe will be disappointed, either way.
Well billie did sais she had to go work on an article so maybe danny didnt felt it right and the just talked?
If nothing happened, I bet Billie was the disappointed one.
Bull.
Maybe he ‘leaked his story’ out before the ‘indepth interview could happen.
I just want to give you the highest of fives.
What you did there, I see it.
That is quite possibly the best journalism pun which I have ever read online, lol
Well done!
Also, your name & its link rule
You win the thread.
And a free internet!
And a free internet!
Piling on the love for this hot scoop right here.
ALL THE AWARDS.
Yosh. That was just epic.
You just became my hero, can I have an autographed picture?
What can I say to all you guys and gals but TY, TY, Thank You.
See, this is why you are Number 1 to me.
And if you believe THAT, fans, I have a bridge to sell you on the moon.
I’ll pay you what I payed your mom last night.
A NICKEL.
How much is this bridge you speak of?
Bridge? No one uses bridges to get to the moon anymore. We use elevators now.
What if the elevator is broken? then what what will you do? You’ll be like ah man i wish i bought that bridge earlier. but its too late cause i bough that bridge and ill be chilling on the moon with the moonites but then they will probably rob me and give me the finger. Damn you Ragnal and your bridge to the moon!
Well, there’s the space ramp and the Everywhere Door.
Yeah but the space ramp takes forever and the everywhere door as reliable as the DC subway system.
Hey, at least the Everywhere Door(or was it the Anywhere Door) is cheaper than the Intergalactic Express or Space Bridge may or may not send you halfway across the galaxy.
I concede in this debate the everywhere door is probably more cost effective then buying the bridge.
No no no, you just need a Stairway to Heaven®
No stairway, denied.
We still have stairs.
He said bridge ON the moon, not TO the moon.
Why would you need a bridge on the moon, anyway? To go jump of it?
Bungie jumping on the moon! Moongie jumping!
Those craters can be pretty big and pretty deep and if you are wearing a heavy spacesuit, even 1/6th gravity can really really hurt like the dickens.
Did you buy it from Newt Gingrich?
This is Willis we’re dealing with, here. Absolutely ANYTHING is possible.
This is Danny. Of course nothing happened.
Yeah, “nothing” happened
Might be a typo. I heard “absolute nutting happened.”
Ok I may have made a comment once that Danny should continue digging deeper into the hole because eventually he will come out on top on the other side. Truth be told that is not good advice Danny stop digging the damn hole.
Soooo, Danny should stop being Danny, then.
While we’re at it…
Billie should stop drinking, go to AA meetings and such, quit confusing College with Dazed and Confused, and working on being less of a Canis familiaris of the female variety in general.
Amber should stop copying the premise from Kick-Ass.
Joe could afford to tone down his Warren Beatty syndrome a bit, as this country has enough womanizing douchebags as it is.
Mike could be rendered harmless if someone would only drop his master ring in the fires of Orodruin from which he forged it.
Dorothy needs to both get over herself and adopt a much more pragmatic outlook (therefore much less naive) towards her aspirations, be they political or whatnot.
Sal needs quit focusing on honing her James Dean persona all the damn time to at least take advantage of being enrolled in a 4 year University so, you know, Taco Bell and Stripping aren’t her best means of financial support, once she gets tired of living with her parents, 4 years from now.
Rocksteady needs to fix Arkham City’s bugs with the Logitech Dual Action gamepads and make with some Scarecrow and Black Mask side-Mission DLC Chop-chop!
Alright, I’m Done.
Why stop when you can accelerate 120% faster?
Billie will be so ravenous she will pounce on any men in campus.
Amber decide to become full time Amazi-Girl, no more weak Amber!
Joe is male equivalent of Billie, they can be partner in crime (or partner in hanky panky timey).
Mike will do EVERYONE for a nickel.
Dorothy became a politician.
Sal will carry a RPG rocket launcher and “create” holes for her escape, and making money.
Rocksteady will say f*ck it, and create a Batman Superman crossover game without DC permission and getting millions from it.
Alrighty I’m done here too!
“Sal will carry a RPG rocket launcher and “create” holes for her escape, and making money.”
Yes please!
So your suggesting character development should occur? the Arkham city stuff I have no clue what your talking about because I didn’t play the game.
Just being sarcastic, and snarking over what I otherwise agree
about is all.
The Arkham City bit was a little non sequitur humor. Oh, and
scratch the Black Mask DLC remark. Just found out it’s part of
the Robin DLC. Just the Scarecrow DLC now.
Scared that what’s left of Professor Crane won’t make an Arkham
City appearance? Yes I am…
Amber you are a cool person.
She’s cool to you, hot to me.
Either way, she is awesome.
Would you say she is amazing girl????
GAHAHAHA, PUNS!
I wouldn’t mind checking out those puns.
These are not your dad’s puns, these are energy puns. TURBOPUNS!
Are you sure you’re not more interested in checking
out her buns?
….maybe…
….maybe…
One for each, eh Mongoose?
There suppose to be an after is.
There’s supposed to be an an after an.
Who’s Ann?
Ann Tagonist.*rimshot*
You know I really wish I had the option to edit my posts, because usually when I make a grammatical or syntax errors, I don’t usually realize I did until much latter. Then some one points it out, and makes me feel like a complete dumb ass.
Cool cool or frozen cool?
Did they hear Joe slam the door? Joe you cocked blocked?! How dare you?!
Dude, Joe is standing right there. You can see his shirt. He hasn’t closed the door at all.
Which makes me wonder why is Joe just standing there? I would personally like to avoid this drama.
He means opening and slamming the door when Billie and Danny were bangin’
Oooooooh, that makes more sense.
The internet in the DOA universe is half Joe and Roz doing it, and half Amazi-Girl beating the crap out of guys in alleys.
Hey, dont forget the section for pajama jeans.
half joe and roz doing it
half amazi-girl beating the crap out of guys in alleys
half pajama jeans
half dexter and monkey master torrents
anything else?
Spam
Apparently there is shipping on the DoA net, if Joyce is to be believed. Although that could be in the Joe/Roz comments.
or wherever joyce learned about shipping.
But demonstrations are always better!
Plus, I’m not buying that last pannel
He (Danny) can always turned into Quick Draw McGraw!
Amber does make a good point. Danny really doesn’t owe her any loyalty.
I bet it doesn’t make it hurt any less.
Well, it hurts the shippers.
At least we know of two red-headed girls with glasses Danny might have a small chance to get with.
Huh? Who?
Ruth and someone else.
Ruth and Mandy.
Mandy is the girl with the short hair and glasses that you might recall seeing on some of these gravs before.
That cool looking skater chick?
“the girl with the short hair and glasses that you might recall seeing on some of these gravs before.”
Oh, well that narrows it down.
From L to R: Marcie, Grace, Mandy and Sierra.
Ooooh, right.
Danny’s just being a selfish ass. If this is any indication, he’s the type of guy who would want an “open” relationship where his girl must remain fiathful to him, but he can sleep around.
To be fair to him, he probably does feel like an ass at the moment. Assuming things actually happened. And maybe even if they didn’t, but he wanted them to.
Oh my glob, I want to know what happens!!!!!!!
I should probably drink less.
Blob, with that reference, you are now my fourth favorite person in the DOA comments.
So who do I have to murder to steal the #3 spot? It’s MkVenner, isn’t it? I always knew we’d have to fight to the death one day… Nothing personal.
#3 Mkvenner
#2 Kernanator
#1 Plasma Mongoose
Myself:#127.
So I win the gold condom while Kerny gets the silver one, like the one he has on top of Roz’s head.
Technically, you are #3, since Locke and Asuka L. S. are tied for second.
First place belongs to Plasma, obviously.
I don’t have to give a speech do I?
Yes you do. It’s customary for the #1 guy to gloat.
I’m not the gloating type, when you are as awesome as I am, modestly becomes second nature.
I’m glad I’m not on this list. Lists scare me.
You are #120. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ohshittheresalistibetterfixmyhairorsomethingormaybegetsomenewshoesbutdefinitelynotworkonbeingfunnierbecausethatcantbewhatslistisabout
And the long ramble about the list was subsequently lost to a world with no forced word wrapping. Sometimes, when you type too far into a new comment, you can see a little bit more of it. When you do, think of the words lost, and remember.
You know, at first I thought you said “…and may beget some new shoes…”
Speaking of demonstrations, I believe that was a demonstration, of sorts; don’t fuck with Amber. Or anyone she gives a crapola about.
That’s an awful lot of shirtlessness for “nothing.”
It was a very intense session of journalism. Obviously what happen is Danny got hot and took his shirt and possibly his pants off.
That reminds me of a time when, the summer after high school, I was at my girlfriend’s house. We were in her room, under her covers, shirts off, doing… journalism. We had forgotten to lock the door before beginning our “private interview.”
Her sister, a Freshman in high school, walks in and asks what we’re doing. “It’s cold in here,” I say, clutching the blankets tighter to my neck, hoping little sis won’t catch a glimpse of a bare shoulder.
“Why is your shirt on the floor?”
“… I was hot.”
“Uhh, okay, well… I’m gonna go make lunch. You guys hungry?”
So, yeah, journalism can easily lead to shirtlessness and NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED GUISE I SWEARS IT!
After an interruption like that, I can believe it
That sounded like it could have turned into a video I saw on the internet once.
Yyyyyeeeeaaahhhh, getting a free pass on the truth is NOT a good time to lie to someone, Danny.
I wouldn’t have called that a free pass, given this is a lady he is fond of. And I wanna see how this pans out before accusing him of lying. idk.
Yeah but would she believe that a hot girl came to his room and she forced herself on him? I’ve seen some weird stuff in my lifetime but even if it is true, that still a little far fetched.
But it still happened, the truth is hard to swallow…. um…..
Hmmm…
From Danny I could almost believe that nothing happened… *heads off to read Shortpacked, then the last two weeks of DoA again*
As little as Billie’s hair is mussed between a week ago last Friday and last Wednesday, I have to assume something happened… but not nearly so much as Billie was willing to have happen. Danny’s story is sorta credible, if unbelievable.
Is he wearing pants at all?
Amber good job keeping your alter ego secret no one suspects your Amazi-girl.
Why would she be Amazi-Girl? Amber wears glasses.
Well, considering not a single panel in last Friday or today’s comics have shown him below the waist… maybe.
Nope, Danny is showcasing his one eyed champ to his possible love interest.
He has to impress her early on or else the Joe of the pack will take her.
Sure he’s wearing pants. Note the lack of reaction from Joe, last strip.
*cocks the highest eyebrow*
Nothing happened? Then what the hell was he so thrilled about telling Joe? And why is his shirt off? Plus what’s the deal with him trailing off in that really guilty way when he said journalism? And just what was Joe looking at then??
Although… for everyone else who thought that the tryst was a bit fast… maybe that could explain it. Not knowing how much time passed between strips or not.
It turns out that he couldn’t get it up. He was just excited to tell Joe that a girl actually came on to him. Obviously he didn’t want Amber to know, but in the process he made it look even worse than what it really was. Joe was looking at “Mr. Limpy”.
Yes, I know I’m grasping at straws. Shut up and leave me and my hole-ridden ship alone.
You could possibly use the straw to try to plug up the hole but i don’t think would be effective.
Or that his pipe is as stiff as a stiff.
Am I the only one who giggled that you said “cocks”?
At least you didn’t say “He said cocks he he he *snort*”
Maybe he draw the gun too quickly?
“joe, you’ll never believe it! this reporter came to our room and interviewed me about the time that superhero saved me!”
His shirt is off because Billie tore it off. Even if they only ended up making out, he’s not going to put it back on halfway through. And he didn’t put a shirt back on before talking to Joe.
Aw, now you’ve done it Danny.
When you’ve offended someone, there is nothing you can do to tick them off faster than to belittle the offense in question. Even after he did it the first time she was trying to drop it, but now…
“Nothing” was an Elizabethan euphemism for “vagina” and “noting” (which at the time, sounded quite similar to “nothing”) was a euphemism for “sex”, so Danny isn’t lying, he’s making a Shakespearean double entendre.
That gives “whispering sweet nothings” a whole new dimension of meaning. :p
Not to mention the saying “Nothing fishy is going on here.”
Nothing to see here, Move along please
…I love you a little for bringing this up.
Why yes, I am a Shakespeare nerd. xP
Holy Crap! Danny is Amazigirl! Else why would she show such special attention to his personal assailants?
But if Danny is Amazi-Girl, how can Amazi-Girl have saved Danny from those punks? Unless…
OH MY GOD, DANNY IS JACK AND AMAZI-GIRL IS TYLER DURDEN!!! HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!
you just blew my mind… Wait who the hell are these people???
Fight Club.
I am extremely ashamed that i didn’t recognize the reference.
Well, to be fair, people don’t talk about it much.
First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club.
Yes, that was the joke.
This is so babies.
But is it babies MacIntyre?
Worse, its thalidomide babies.
WIN!
I want to hear Danny’s explanation NOW
“Funny story. You see, I was helping her set up her recording equipment, but then I tripped and my penis fell into her vagina. Really.”
My avatar is my reaction to the story. I’m still wondering if Danny is wearing pants.
Who needs pants when journalism is involed?
Pantsless Journalism! Maybe this can be Willis’ new webcomic series!
billie just wants the interviewee to feel comfortable.
billie just wants the interviewee to feel comfortable.
So either Danny’s telling the truth or Willis is trying to make me hate Danny.
Well of course nothing happens. Danny is just getting “interviewed”. That’s all.
Yeah, oral interview is a very important part of journalism.
Say that to your lack of pajama pants, Danny :/
I dunno guys, from what I’ve gathered Danny’s not really the type to lie, even to save face. I’m gonna believe him.
says the naked guy *raises an incredulous eyebrow*
Danny has a strange definition of “nothing”…
Nothing is what Danny calls his penis.
“Nothing” actually happened… with his penis.
It cost a nickel with your mums femurs in her faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace?
(Kinda new to the comments section, I use those memes right?)
Kinda but if you meme all over the place, you will be the one who has to mop up afterwards, got it?
knowing Danny, it may be true.
Knowing Mike, it may be a nickel.
So… he didn’t actually hook up with Billie? Aww… Joe’s gonna be so disappointed!
Disappointed? are you sure about that?
Probably. After all, Joe’s been trying to get Danny laid since the semester started. And judging by the fact he added Dorothy to his list before the break-up even happened, I think its safe to assume he’s okay with sloppy seconds.
Wow, Joe’s been at that for a week now! Just imagine the emotional investment!
Considering its Joe we’re talking about…
Is nothing like third base? I guess that’s kinda like nothing? Except not really…
I would laugh so hard if we learn next issue that Danny’s been totally naked during this entire conversation
Now now, with DoA comic show most of their characters waist up, I can resume that all of them are pantsless.
Is it wrong that I’m imagining Joe’s junk touching the floor?
Why not, it’s been everywhere else…
Hey now, the floor also want a piece of Joe too!
You know…I think Danny’s actually telling the truth. I think Joe saw them just before he stopped her. I wonder if it was because of Amber, or he just doesn’t like things so casual, or what?
Amber might not have to take their word for it – I think Billie’s recorder might have been on…
I also believe Danny.
Huh, I guessed that Danny would chicken out when Billy got started. Then again, something else might have happened.
PREDICTION: Danny chickened out of sex.
Yeah. Agreed.
Well I know from experience that when the door to your dorm opens and shuts like what Joe did, all sexy time pretty much stops… unless the girl wants to be found lol
“No, see, I didn’t really have time to do this interview but the publuc’s need to know is important and all. So I scheduled it at the same time as my Franklin bath…”
Publuc? Is that a new word?
Sounds appropriately dirty.
Man, this kinda feels like a cop out…
Though feels like it is a bit too soon to pull the main drama tab, I’ll admit.
Danny, having extended conversations with people while in the hallway naked is NOT OKAY.
I say again, he isn’t naked. Joe would have reacted if he were.
In before Journalism actually happens soon after Amber leaves.
Bahahaha. Didn’t catch where Danny was looking in the fourth panel until now. Still a few options for what exactly he’s looking at, though.
Wait till he tries telling Amber that Billie jumped his bones for having an old computer.