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by David M Willis on February 9, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Choosing My Religion
└ Tags: amber, jennifer, joe

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  1. OhHayMike
    OhHayMike
    February 9, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Way to play it smooth, Amber.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      February 9, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      You don’t have to be smooth with billie she’s too thick.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

        Smooth? Thick? Are you saying her milk shake brings all the boys to the yard?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 9, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

          Er….yes, her “milk shake”, that’s it.

          • Bickendan
            Bickendan
            February 9, 2012 at 12:55 am | #

            I could use a nice, thick yet smooth milk shake right about now.

          • L
            L
            February 9, 2012 at 1:00 am | #

            Damn right, it’s better than yours. She could teach you, but

            • iSaidCandleja-
              iSaidCandleja-
              February 9, 2012 at 1:19 am | #

              I think she taught Mike, if you know what I mean.

              • Rowen Morland
                Rowen Morland
                February 9, 2012 at 10:00 am | #

                5c Shakes?

                • Blob Marley
                  Blob Marley
                  February 9, 2012 at 3:28 pm | #

                  I gotta see what kind of milkshake costs five cents.

                • Alechsa
                  Alechsa
                  February 9, 2012 at 10:12 pm | #

                  Your mom’s

                • Blob Marley
                  Blob Marley
                  February 10, 2012 at 1:48 am | #

                  Walked into that one, I guess.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      Smooth as gravel.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        February 9, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

        Thick as a brick.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          February 9, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

          Thick as King George IV.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            February 9, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

            Thick as a dick.

            ….Wait.

            • Mkvenner
              Mkvenner
              February 9, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

              wrong direction.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                February 9, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

                Thick as butter cream?

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  February 9, 2012 at 12:49 am | #

                  Thick as a big ass?

                  Goddammit, why can’t I keep my comments out of the gutter?

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  February 9, 2012 at 1:41 am | #

                  Cos you’re too drunk to crawl out? 😛

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  February 9, 2012 at 1:57 am | #

                  Wait, you’re saying my mind brought alcohol?

                  And it didn’t tell ME?!

                  That bastard.

                • Michelle J Caboose
                  Michelle J Caboose
                  February 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm | #

                  It couldn’t tell you. It was passed out, drunk, in that gutter, and you stepped over it without looking, because you thought it was just another wino.

                  Meh, that sounded funnier in my head.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        February 9, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

        More like shrapnel.

        • Mkvenner
          Mkvenner
          February 9, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

          There’s alot of asbestos in the shrapnel.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        February 9, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

        Smooth as a porcupine.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          February 9, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

          Smooth as 2 hour old whiskey.

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            February 9, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

            Smooth a foreshot.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            February 9, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

            Smooth as The Thing.

            Sharp as a club.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            February 9, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

            Smooth as a baby’s bottom.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              February 9, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

              As a rule, babies’ bottoms are smooth.

              • begbert2
                begbert2
                February 9, 2012 at 10:43 am | #

                Maybe it was double sarcasm?

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    February 9, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Wow, what is THAT face, Amber?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 9, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      That’s her “What is that smell” face. 😛

      • Marc
        Marc
        February 9, 2012 at 2:53 am | #

        What the Rock is cookin’. Danny bought the Rock’s cookbook. And it smells.

    • ryan
      ryan
      February 9, 2012 at 8:31 am | #

      she got a look at billie’s posterior.

      • SCharb
        SCharb
        February 9, 2012 at 4:22 pm | #

        bottom lip bite = DAT ASS

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          February 11, 2012 at 3:04 pm | #

          No, Amber! She belongs to your roomie!

  3. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    February 9, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Poor Amber. 🙁

  4. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    February 9, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Man, Amber is SO jealous of Amazi-Girl.

    • Dave H
      Dave H
      February 9, 2012 at 3:07 pm | #

      I happened to click on the cast list today. Some things are more obvious now.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        February 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm | #

        That Becky’s Amazi-Girl??

        XD

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 9, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    I’m not certain that Billie’s definition of Journalism matches anyone elses.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 9, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      Well, maybe Hugh Heffner’s.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        February 9, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

        I thought that the articles only exist in Playboy to allow readers an excuse to ‘read’ it.

        • awa64
          awa64
          February 9, 2012 at 12:56 am | #

          The articles and stories in Playboy actually are–or at least were, at one point, I can’t speak for the magazine’s current quality–relatively interesting. I can’t imagine anyone bought it *just* for the articles, but they certainly weren’t just padding around the pictures of neikkid ladies, considering that writers like Joseph Heller, Roald Dahl, Ian Fleming, Ray Bradbury, Jack Kerouac, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Arthur C Clarke, and Michael Crichton have all contributed to the magazine.

          • Historyman68
            Historyman68
            February 9, 2012 at 2:35 am | #

            Don’t forget Shel Silverstein and Hunter S Thompson!

          • Shippy McShipper
            Shippy McShipper
            February 9, 2012 at 6:52 pm | #

            Back in the day, Playboy would actually pay a higher price to its writters than most other magazines, presumably to help smooth out the fact that they would be writting to Playboy. As a result, it ended up having better writters and better stories than most contemporary magazines.
            I honestly doubt that they still can do that, though, what with the advent of the World Porn Web and whatnot.

          • John Harmon
            John Harmon
            February 9, 2012 at 7:17 pm | #

            Not only that, but back in the day during the big comic book scare, Playboy was hiring comic book artists to draw for the magazine at a time when they couldn’t get much work anywhere else. Hugh Heffner has always been a big comic book fan.

        • Akilika
          Akilika
          February 9, 2012 at 7:16 am | #

          Frankly, the last Playboy I bought had far more interesting articles than pictures. (And far more articles than pictures, at that.) The one about the economy remains one of the better ones on the subject I’ve read–unfortunately, I haven’t been able to find it again, nor do I really remember what month the issue was…

          (October ’08, maybe? November? Something around there…)

          • Fraser
            Fraser
            February 9, 2012 at 10:21 am | #

            OMG still photos of naked women that I can go and pay for in public! Can’t beat that! Nuts to those youtube but pornographic websites.

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      February 9, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

      Well she seems to have enjoyed her version of events.

    • Peruhain
      Peruhain
      February 9, 2012 at 2:33 am | #

      Interesting notion of journalistic ethics . . .

    • Kirt Dankmyer
      Kirt Dankmyer
      February 9, 2012 at 10:32 am | #

      Sounds like a good new euphemism to me. 🙂

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      February 9, 2012 at 7:25 pm | #

      I think Billie a legitimate journalist she did do quite a spread on Danny.

  6. dchorror
    dchorror
    February 9, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    For Journalism. Wouldn’t mind that.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

      She knows all about in depth reporting.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 9, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

        Yep, she knows how to go deeper.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          February 9, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

          Danception

        • Rex Hondo
          Rex Hondo
          February 9, 2012 at 1:30 am | #

          Probing interviews.

          • |Agent
            |Agent
            February 9, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

            Really nailing that story.

            • Kavonde
              Kavonde
              February 9, 2012 at 3:00 am | #

              Too bad Amber didn’t get there sooner; Billie could have gotten a byline.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                February 9, 2012 at 3:31 am | #

                Not to mention extra column inches if Joe showed up.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  February 9, 2012 at 3:45 am | #

                  For unrelenting analysis.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  February 9, 2012 at 4:31 am | #

                  It’s almost a shame that Willis won’t show us her ‘full page spread’. 😀

                • Bill M.
                  Bill M.
                  February 9, 2012 at 1:28 pm | #

                  Billie’s showing her dedication to getting the story, she would bend over backwards, she was willing to go all the way, and not let go of an undercover informant until he gave up the goods.

      • Rex Hondo
        Rex Hondo
        February 9, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

        She knows she really has to be on top of things to get the scoop!

        • Peruhain
          Peruhain
          February 9, 2012 at 2:13 am | #

          Well if Deep Throat blew the lid on Watergate . . .

    • StClair
      StClair
      February 10, 2012 at 2:40 am | #

      The Fourth Estate /and/ the Second Oldest Profession.

  7. Spiffster13
    Spiffster13
    February 9, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Journalism… Is that what they are calling it these days?

    Kids today…

  8. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    February 9, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Journalism? Is that what they’re calling it these days?

    We could hear you across town.

  9. Tricia
    Tricia
    February 9, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Why do I get the feeling that “for journalism” is going to become another meme around here?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Well, we know that Danny found out the hard way that she is a ‘press agent’. 😀

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 9, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

        Haha, double entendre.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          February 9, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

          Double entendre are the bread and butter of traditional humour.

          • CWR
            CWR
            February 9, 2012 at 4:43 am | #

            “For journalism! For justice!!”

            • lordphulish
              lordphulish
              February 9, 2012 at 10:39 am | #

              For science!

              • Michelle J Caboose
                Michelle J Caboose
                February 11, 2012 at 3:09 pm | #

                She blinded me! With science!

    • calendarman27
      calendarman27
      February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      your mom was a meme, in her faaaaace! for a nickel. with her penis. etc. etc.

      • Rex Hondo
        Rex Hondo
        February 9, 2012 at 1:49 am | #

        I wild meme has appeared!

        • MeHael
          MeHael
          February 9, 2012 at 10:38 am | #

          Wild meme uses repetition! It’s super effective!

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        February 9, 2012 at 7:03 am | #

        No love for the femurs?

    • PedanticJerkass
      PedanticJerkass
      February 9, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

      I… I think you might be right. *weary sigh*

  10. BugBerry
    BugBerry
    February 9, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    I hope Danny’s bed has enough “Journalistic Integrity”.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Why does that make me think of 1000 Ways To Die.

      • OhHayMike
        OhHayMike
        February 9, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

        That is a very good question.

    • George
      George
      February 9, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

      That was Joyce and Walky’s gag, so I’m sure the bed is fine.

      • aydr
        aydr
        February 9, 2012 at 3:55 am | #

        Joyce and Walky’s gag? Those two aren’t together in this universe, why do they have a gag o_O

        • Justin
          Justin
          February 9, 2012 at 6:39 am | #

          …is it a ball gag?

  11. Cholma
    Cholma
    February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Whoa. I never really realized the height difference between Joe and the ladies before. Billie and Amber look so tiny next to him.

    • Wonder Wig
      Wonder Wig
      February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Joe says, “Why thank you.”

      • Bickendan
        Bickendan
        February 9, 2012 at 12:57 am | #

        Why, thank you.

    • Animal
      Animal
      February 9, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      Inserts in his shoes. Adds half an inch, easy.

      • aydr
        aydr
        February 9, 2012 at 3:56 am | #

        “shoes”

      • CWR
        CWR
        February 9, 2012 at 4:47 am | #

        I thought it was shaving your pubes that adds half an inch.

        • Justin
          Justin
          February 9, 2012 at 6:40 am | #

          Depends on the direction.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      February 9, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      He’s standing on a soapbox.

    • Rex Hondo
      Rex Hondo
      February 9, 2012 at 1:43 am | #

      Joe is the Jewish Apache Chief.

      • McGruff the Crime Dog
        McGruff the Crime Dog
        February 9, 2012 at 3:20 am | #

        MY LAP!

  12. NCP19
    NCP19
    February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    If I didn’t already know that Amazi-Girl is Ultra Car, I’d say methinks the lady doth protest too much.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      February 9, 2012 at 8:24 am | #

      No – obviously Joe is Amazi-Girl. Only a super-hero could be so calm when someone’s mentioning his alter ego in front of him.

  13. jaredstar1
    jaredstar1
    February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    So thats what they call it now eh billie. well lets hope it was at least a good story

  14. b
    b
    February 9, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    makes me sad

  15. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    February 9, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    The five W’s of journalism: Who, What, Where, When, and WHOA NELLY!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      I always thought it was Whoopee but what do I know?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        February 9, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

        I play The Sims, so I can’t help but think of it as “Woo-Hoo!”

    • Rex Hondo
      Rex Hondo
      February 9, 2012 at 1:59 am | #

      It’s who, what, when, where, and “why not?”

    • Kalan
      Kalan
      February 9, 2012 at 5:46 am | #

      “Whoa Nelly!” is a tribute to famed journalist Nelly Bly. True story.
      (not really)
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nellie_Bly

  16. DagonXIII
    DagonXIII
    February 9, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    That was short. I bet the church-goers aren’t even off ‘Lord I lift your name on high yet.’

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      Nah, I’m sure they’re singing Hallelujah by now.

    • Rex Hondo
      Rex Hondo
      February 9, 2012 at 1:44 am | #

      Well, we don’t know exactly how much time has been passing between strips…

      • McGruff the Crime Dog
        McGruff the Crime Dog
        February 9, 2012 at 3:22 am | #

        I say two months.

  17. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    February 9, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    For Journalism! should replace, For Science!

    • Maycroft
      Maycroft
      February 9, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      For the perpetuation of the human kind as well.

  18. Khantalas
    Khantalas
    February 9, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    We missed out on the whole “journalism” part, though. I’m not even sure Billie asked Danny anything about Amazi-Girl.

  19. calendarman27
    calendarman27
    February 9, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    you know joe’s just thinking “threesomethreesomethreesomethreesomethreesome”

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      Hey, how do you read my mind?

  20. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 9, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    Ah yes, “journalism”. Man, this joke is getting old.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 9, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      Ah yes, “journalism”. We have dismissed those claims.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 9, 2012 at 2:19 am | #

        What claims?

        • CWR
          CWR
          February 9, 2012 at 4:50 am | #

          I’ve dismissed those clams, myself.

  21. DagonXIII
    DagonXIII
    February 9, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    I think the sock changed color again. It was white then grey and now… lilac?

    • David
      David M Willis
      February 9, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      The sock has been 100% white every day it’s appeared. As in, I’ve never even colored it, leaving it the default white. The first day I forgot to color in the gray heel and toe, but otherwise the body of the sock has been the same color.

      You folks are weird.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        February 9, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

        True, but thats’s why you love us. 😀

        • MarcinMN
          MarcinMN
          February 9, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

          I think it just looks different because it had a black outline for the past two days, but today it has a grey outline. (That, and the heel and toe are grey today.) 🙂

          • lawzlo
            lawzlo
            February 9, 2012 at 2:30 am | #

            I vote red and green plaid yesterday, yellow and black pinstripes today, and a fishnet pantyhose tomorrow!

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            February 9, 2012 at 3:48 am | #

            Check Joe’s shadow yesterday.

            • CWR
              CWR
              February 9, 2012 at 4:52 am | #

              At five o’clock.

            • ryan
              ryan
              February 9, 2012 at 8:38 am | #

              did joe see his own shadow?

      • Random Webcomics Junkie
        Random Webcomics Junkie
        February 10, 2012 at 1:29 am | #

        Come on, Willis. You of all people should be aware that fixating on minor details is what fandoms do best!

  22. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 9, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    Awwwwwkwarrrrd.

    Also, I can honestly say I’ve never heard that one before. And by “that one”, I mean “journalism” as a euphemism for sex.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      Why wouldn’t it be, after all, in journalism, you go under the covers and press the flesh.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        February 9, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        Also, sometimes you need to play hardball.

        • Doom Shepherd
          Doom Shepherd
          February 9, 2012 at 12:47 am | #

          Not to mention that, as Whoopi Goldberg said, journalists will “f*** up anything you say”.

        • Rex Hondo
          Rex Hondo
          February 9, 2012 at 1:47 am | #

          And when Bill O’Reilly is involved, things get really ugly, really fast.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      A lot of things can be used as a euphemism. Like sharpening a pencil for an example.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        February 9, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

        That’s the wonderful thing about English, there is sooo many ways you can make it dirty.

        • Rex Hondo
          Rex Hondo
          February 9, 2012 at 7:02 am | #

          One of the reasons I’m so glad it’s my native tongue.

  23. Animal
    Animal
    February 9, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    “Journalism?”

    Whoa! I just learned a new euphemism!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      Trust me, you can make anything into a euphemism.

      • StClair
        StClair
        February 10, 2012 at 2:42 am | #

        Verbing the noun, baby.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          February 11, 2012 at 3:14 pm | #

          So, then that means you can euphemise anything?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 9, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

      Try to use it in everyday life! Whenever possible!

  24. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 9, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    I’m not sure? Is that another name for acquaintance?

  25. Lord Synick XXIII
    Lord Synick XXIII
    February 9, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

    USS DannyxAmber…you will be sorely missed… T.T

  26. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    February 9, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

    Friend, Amber. The word you are looking for is friend.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 9, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

      Ffffrrrrrriiieeeeeennnnnd? What does “friend” mean?

      …

      Is it something you eat?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 9, 2012 at 12:36 am | #

        F is for fellow that do stuff together with you.
        R is for….. can someone help me out here?

        • CWR
          CWR
          February 9, 2012 at 4:55 am | #

          …relationship, which is friendly.
          I is for isotope…hrm.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            February 9, 2012 at 5:32 am | #

            which serves as an analogy of having a friend?

            • Rex Hondo
              Rex Hondo
              February 9, 2012 at 5:51 am | #

              E is for ERROR, because robots don’t understand friendship.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                February 9, 2012 at 6:01 am | #

                N is for anywhere and anytime at all.

                • Anne Onymous
                  Anne Onymous
                  February 9, 2012 at 6:23 am | #

                  Right here in the deep blue sea!

                  Wait…

                • fellixe
                  fellixe
                  February 9, 2012 at 8:41 am | #

                  And D is for divorce, but we can always just be friends!

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  February 9, 2012 at 8:48 am | #

                  Does that answer your question, Kernanator?

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  February 10, 2012 at 3:28 am | #

                  Good enough!

  27. Khrene Cleaver
    Khrene Cleaver
    February 9, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

    I just checked this after seeing the Danny kiss. God fuckin damn Danny just won!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

      Yep, he just won the jackpot.

  28. Emily
    Emily
    February 9, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

    Looks like they both had a good time…

  29. Thores
    Thores
    February 9, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

    I like how Joe is totally okay with being hit on by someone he just walked in on with his best friend, like, <10 mins ago.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

      It is Joe we’re talking about here.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      February 9, 2012 at 10:52 am | #

      Plus she’s less hitting on him than complimenting his physique.

      • Random Webcomics Junkie
        Random Webcomics Junkie
        February 10, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

        If it’s not full-on-hitting-on, it’s definitely at least flirting.

  30. NF
    NF
    February 9, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

    …

    …

    …

    Faaace…

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

      …

      …

      …

      Feeeeemurss……

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        February 9, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

        …

        …

        …

        With his peeeenissss.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 9, 2012 at 12:51 am | #

          …

          …

          …

          For a niiiiiiiiickelllllllll……

          • Rex Hondo
            Rex Hondo
            February 9, 2012 at 1:37 am | #

            Ha ha, temporal distortion!

            • Spazman
              Spazman
              February 9, 2012 at 4:56 am | #

              …

              …

              …

              for jooournaliiiiiiiism……

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                February 9, 2012 at 5:33 am | #

                …

                …

                …

                for great juuusticeeeee…..

                • fishsicles
                  fishsicles
                  February 9, 2012 at 3:06 pm | #

                  …
                  …
                  …
                  move ziiiiiiiiiiig

  31. Edd
    Edd
    February 9, 2012 at 12:44 am | #

    Damn, I never noticed that Joe is so tall.

    The definition that Billy gives for journalism reminds me of the first bit from the movie “three kings”

  32. Brendan
    Brendan
    February 9, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

    My sock is compression-artifact-colored.

  33. Tandel
    Tandel
    February 9, 2012 at 1:14 am | #

    Holy crap, I can’t believe I’d never even thought of a ship situation between Joe and Billie. I think the previous incarnations respective relationships totally threw me off for that being a possibility.

    Any guesses how long it’ll take for them to make like Mike does with your mom?

  34. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    February 9, 2012 at 1:15 am | #

    I forgot Billie brought a tape recorder with her. Roz had a webcam with her…

    I smell a tradition in the making!

    • ryan
      ryan
      February 9, 2012 at 8:42 am | #

      the next woman to go in there better have a telegraph.

      • The HellJack
        The HellJack
        February 9, 2012 at 6:15 pm | #

        That’s going to get awkward (and crowded) when someone is forced to bring a Boy Scout and two semaphore flags.

  35. Jerrery
    Jerrery
    February 9, 2012 at 1:19 am | #

    Over-awkward means extra spoiler-y. Now we’re confirmed on at least three things for the story.

  36. Dedlok
    Dedlok
    February 9, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

    Way to keep a low profile, Amber! 😀

  37. Aegon01
    Aegon01
    February 9, 2012 at 1:43 am | #

    “Journalism” is now equal to “Biology” as a euphemism for sex. Spread the word.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 3:36 am | #

      …and ‘Journalism’ is all about ‘spreading the word’. 😀

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        February 9, 2012 at 8:44 am | #

        …and the legs!

        • Fraser
          Fraser
          February 9, 2012 at 10:11 am | #

          Journalism: the process of giving nerdy boys with journals some highlights worth reading.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      February 9, 2012 at 1:24 pm | #

      The satirical British publication Private Eye uses the euphemism “Conversations about Uganda” for sex, which I have never heard improved upon.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        February 10, 2012 at 3:30 am | #

        Are you British?

        Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me.

  38. Rikushadow5
    Rikushadow5
    February 9, 2012 at 1:47 am | #

    And then JoeXBillie became a thing.

  39. Trent
    Trent
    February 9, 2012 at 1:49 am | #

    …Now I’m really sad for Amber.

  40. Zoey
    Zoey
    February 9, 2012 at 2:02 am | #

    cant stop laughing at the comments!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 9, 2012 at 2:12 am | #

      We’re like extended punchlines!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 2:14 am | #

      Wow, someone who actually laughs at my joke and not out of pity. Thank you sir.

  41. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 9, 2012 at 2:13 am | #

    Amber’s thoughts: “I am so good at this secret identity stuff.”

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 9, 2012 at 2:18 am | #

      I think she’s new at this superhero thing.

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      February 9, 2012 at 7:29 pm | #

      Yelling really loud and looking like you have pee really bad when the subject of your secret alter ego comes up is great way to divert suspicion away from yourself.

  42. Sporkaganza
    Sporkaganza
    February 9, 2012 at 2:19 am | #

    OK, I actually thought Willis might actually try to surprise us with Amazi-Girl’s identity, but nope, she’s Amber.

    • Steven
      Steven
      February 9, 2012 at 2:32 am | #

      You mean Ultra-Car.

      • Drunken Nordmann
        Drunken Nordmann
        February 9, 2012 at 8:36 am | #

        No, he means Joe.

        • Fraser
          Fraser
          February 9, 2012 at 10:08 am | #

          Please, the clear answer is Joyce. Ethical backing, Over-emphasized naievete and punches that can hurt Joe.

          • f.p.
            f.p.
            February 9, 2012 at 3:15 pm | #

            It’s Walky!

  43. Edd
    Edd
    February 9, 2012 at 2:59 am | #

    Wait, did she ever turn off the recorder?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 9, 2012 at 3:38 am | #

      “Oh my god…yes, Yes, YES!!!!”

      • Zuche
        Zuche
        February 9, 2012 at 9:24 am | #

        I don’t think that was part of the experience for Billie this time. At most, the Earth did a little redecorating.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          February 9, 2012 at 1:10 pm | #

          Actually, that was Danny’s quote.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            February 10, 2012 at 3:31 am | #

            Yeah, what Billie actually said was “Can I quote you on that?”

  44. aydr
    aydr
    February 9, 2012 at 3:47 am | #

    :/ This strip certainly did start with the drama tag pre-pulled, huh… Hope this doesn’t get too ugly, I like Danny/Amber.

    • fishsicles
      fishsicles
      February 9, 2012 at 3:08 pm | #

      The drama tag is a multiversal constant. Pull it in one universe and you screw everyone over.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        February 9, 2012 at 4:02 pm | #

        Yes… but is it an omniversal constant? Does it affect other continuities not part of the local multiversal subset, or is it just limited to universes where some variation on Robin exists* (ie the DoA-verse, the Walky-verse and their derived variants).

        It could also be just some variation on any member of the SP crew and their close associates. Add to that that if you consider that Ethan, Walkey and Danny as avatars of Willis’ ego, super-ego and id he’ll qualify as a variation and be plausibly suffering the effects of the drama tag as well.

        Maybe, I just like to overthink this kinda stuff…

  45. JT
    JT
    February 9, 2012 at 3:51 am | #

    Um, when did Danny and Amber have anything happen that might make her “not sure”? I’m missing something here…

    • MeHael
      MeHael
      February 9, 2012 at 10:43 am | #

      Probably in class when he told her that he was flirting with her.

      • Tom T.
        Tom T.
        February 9, 2012 at 12:21 pm | #

        Oh, that’s right! Danny spoke to her once.

    • Bill M.
      Bill M.
      February 9, 2012 at 1:32 pm | #

      Did you forget when she required his butt?

  46. AndysDrawings
    AndysDrawings
    February 9, 2012 at 4:17 am | #

    I love that Joe is like nine feet tall.

  47. OhNoUDiNt
    OhNoUDiNt
    February 9, 2012 at 5:04 am | #

    I just don’t get enough insecure, sexually-agressive busty sluts jumping me in my room… for journalism.

  48. BornIn1142
    BornIn1142
    February 9, 2012 at 5:32 am | #

    This makes me feel rather bad for Danny, actually. Billie obviously does not think highly of him and his efforts…

    • Fraser
      Fraser
      February 9, 2012 at 10:05 am | #

      Doesn’t Matter, had sex.

      As a bonus ruined her for Joe.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        February 9, 2012 at 10:57 am | #

        She still seems to have all the relevant body parts, in mostly the right places. How is she ruined?

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          February 9, 2012 at 4:20 pm | #

          Bro Code, I’d suspect. Going after your best friend’s sloppy seconds is likely against it.

          • Shippy McShipper
            Shippy McShipper
            February 9, 2012 at 7:10 pm | #

            I doubt he was even going to try. He’s a good wingman after all.

            Also see Fish, Sea et al.

  49. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    February 9, 2012 at 5:38 am | #

    The last two panels confused me a bit, but I guess she thinks Danny is a twerp, despite apparently just sleeping with him, and Joe is absolute dynamite. Which he kind of is; just look at that guy!

    • ryan
      ryan
      February 9, 2012 at 8:46 am | #

      danny isn’t someone she would normally sleep with. billie hinted at that in the first two strips this week.

  50. Kalan
    Kalan
    February 9, 2012 at 5:50 am | #

    I thought all the people praying and telling were with Joyce?

  51. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 9, 2012 at 6:06 am | #

    Hey, I just noticed that Joe has the standard superhero jaw.

  52. agentksilver
    agentksilver
    February 9, 2012 at 8:05 am | #

    Actually, if Billie thinks that Sal is Amazi-Girl, then that means she thinks she’s got it all figured out and never has to do journalism anyway. So of course she’d blow off her first chance at actual journalism for an easy chance of sex.

  53. sockv
    sockv
    February 9, 2012 at 9:49 am | #

    It’ll be interesting when she plays that tape…

  54. Fraser
    Fraser
    February 9, 2012 at 9:57 am | #

    I feel like this was anti-drama. From ambers perspective billie probably wasn’t sleeping with him if she doesnt appear to like him and is more interested in Joe, so maybe it was just journalism. Also WTF HOLY DISTRACTION is someone on amazi-girls trail?

    Billie you diffused that like a pro. Now hopefully Danny will be distracted and chase after Amber with out any BS ‘what does this mean, billie I love you and by you I mean your breasts’ angst. This will leave you free to hook-up with Joe, and through him and Danny find out who amazi-girl is but choose not to disclose it as a favour to the boys for all the sex.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      February 9, 2012 at 10:59 am | #

      The drama is coming – just wait. Danny is going to get cancer.

      Cancer cancer cancer cancercancer cancer.

      • AJBulldis
        AJBulldis
        February 9, 2012 at 12:16 pm | #

        In his face?

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      February 11, 2012 at 3:33 pm | #

      I’m sorry, but I have to do the “grammar nazi” thing, here.One of my pet peeves in when people use “diffuse” when they mean “defuse.” “Defuse” means to disarm, as in a bomb (like removing the fuse, rendering it harmless). “Diffuse” means to spread something out over a large area (like those reed diffusers, which are used for dispersing the aroma of scented oils throughout a room).

      Remember: Defuse – to make less explosive, or render inert. Diffuse – What the USS enterprise does to something when Captain Kirk says “Beam it into space — maximum dispersal!”

  55. Jessica Sideways
    Jessica Sideways
    February 9, 2012 at 10:22 am | #

    For Journalism!

  56. Rayrayrave
    Rayrayrave
    February 9, 2012 at 11:41 am | #

    Am I the only person who finds Danny highly attractive?

    • Phillip Wilde
      Phillip Wilde
      February 9, 2012 at 1:38 pm | #

      No, you’re not. And I realize how strange that comment is combined with my grav.

  57. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    February 9, 2012 at 1:19 pm | #

    “Now we get to the real journalism.”

    “Is that where we stop committing crimes?”

    “Hell no. That’s where we start committing the really good crimes.”

  58. Phillip Wilde
    Phillip Wilde
    February 9, 2012 at 1:36 pm | #

    Oh Billie, you lovable slut. Never change.

    • f.p.
      f.p.
      February 9, 2012 at 3:10 pm | #

      Won’t her clothes get stinky?

  59. Phillip Wilde
    Phillip Wilde
    February 9, 2012 at 1:39 pm | #

    And my new favorite sexual euphemism is “journalism.”

  60. f.p.
    f.p.
    February 9, 2012 at 3:31 pm | #

    Probably not what’s going to happen, but I would have Amber try to jump Danny next. Danny would be weirded out because girls keep throwing themselves at him today. Amber would think “this one is gay too?” when he can’t perform so soon. Joe would be annoyed at still being stuck outside the room.

    • Shippy McShipper
      Shippy McShipper
      February 9, 2012 at 7:13 pm | #

      Naah, she’s not the kind of girl to cut in line.

  61. Thomas
    Thomas
    February 9, 2012 at 3:36 pm | #

    Badmouthing your sex partner right after the act? Real classy, Billie.

  62. Confuzor
    Confuzor
    February 9, 2012 at 5:02 pm | #

    JBF hair!!!

    • Taigan
      Taigan
      October 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm | #

      no, ABF hair. (Almost)

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