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May 12, 2026

Clinkle-klink

by David M Willis on April 30, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Answers in Hennessy
└ Tags: jennifer, mary

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    April 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    It’s the best stuff on Earth!

    • Skull025
      Skull025
      April 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Right after recycling and that wonderful “clink clink” sound!
      The clink sound of LIES.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        April 30, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

        And where I’m from, the sound of cash.

        • qka
          qka
          April 30, 2013 at 9:29 am | #

          Ah yes. Reminded me of my college days, hitting a few of the big lecture halls before the janitors in order to scrounge enough soda cans to redeem and then use that money to buy dinner.

          • Jessie
            Jessie
            April 30, 2013 at 10:18 am | #

            Why anyone ever reminisces fondly about college is beyond me.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              April 30, 2013 at 2:56 pm | #

              Really? It was one of the best times of my life. I was off alone for the first time (3 hours from home), surrounded by others in the same situation, and lived in a co-ed floor in res, with more girls than boys, and some of them (the girls) were even interested in me, even met my first real girlfriend there, and later my wife. It was heaven.

            • MichaelHaneline
              MichaelHaneline
              April 30, 2013 at 4:28 pm | #

              My undergrad years were spent majoring in art. I was surrounded by awesome art nerds every day and suddenly had many pretty girls who showed interest in me and interest in doing things I thought I’d only ever see performed by professionals on the internet.

              Now HIGHSCHOOL, I don’t understand why anyone ever reminisces about that.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                April 30, 2013 at 5:58 pm | #

                The best thing about highschool was lunchtime.

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  April 30, 2013 at 6:48 pm | #

                  For me it was marching band. But yeah, compared to what I’m doing in college, high school was shit.

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              April 30, 2013 at 6:48 pm | #

              Because it’s better than high school.

        • Pat
          Pat
          April 30, 2013 at 11:23 am | #

          Cash that you already paid.

      • Logician
        Logician
        April 30, 2013 at 6:16 am | #

        When I was a student the limit on bringing booze from France to the UK was about one bottle of spirits & a few bottles of wine, but the saving on duty was huge, so you took as much as you dared. Walking through the “nothing to declare” channel past the inspectors and hearing that telltale clink sound of bottles in your luggage was a unique feeling I wouldn’t want to repeat.

        Didn’t get stopped, though.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      April 30, 2013 at 4:57 am | #

      We all love Snapple.

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 30, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    20 proof ‘Snapple’

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      oh hey, looks like Joyce has become possessed.

      • Skull025
        Skull025
        April 30, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        SWEET FATHER-FUCKING HADES, JOYCE IS POSSESSED.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

          Clearly the glass she is holding contains the ‘devil’s drink’. 😀

          • ASmellyOgre
            ASmellyOgre
            April 30, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

            You mean ginger ale with roofies in it?

            • Skull025
              Skull025
              April 30, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

              I was going to say watered down rum.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              April 30, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

              Going by my Joyce grav’s expression, I would say more like ‘ruthies’. 😀

              • Dibullba
                Dibullba
                April 30, 2013 at 2:36 am | #

                Though with it being Joyce, I am gonna go with alcohol added to her kool-aid.

      • JBO
        JBO
        April 30, 2013 at 11:27 am | #

        Who would win in a star contest between PM’s and Kernanator’s gravatar?

        • Aeyt
          Aeyt
          April 30, 2013 at 1:29 pm | #

          I think Angry Bird in ASmellyOgres gravatar wins both.

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            April 30, 2013 at 6:45 pm | #

            Yelling Bird, not Angry Bird.

    • Nightmarewarden
      Nightmarewarden
      April 30, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

      Joyce spotted a wild atheist. Atheist uses Attract! Joyce is unphased. Joyce uses Bible! Atheist uses Gift of Friendship! Joyce is protected by Bible! Atheist uses Bad Pun. Joyce uses REVERSAL! And the Atheist is down! One. Two. Threeeeeeee! Joyce gains 2 Exp. and one Walky Smooch*.

      *Walky Smooches are nontransferable and they must be used in the presence of Walky and Dorothy.

  3. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    April 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Klinky clink, clinkle

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      April 30, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

      Jolly old saint Krinkle.

  4. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    April 30, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    This brings up a philosophical question. Observing Billie’s ample posterior, how many bottles would one butt load for her be?

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      April 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Still not enough booze, erm, snapple

    • lucan
      lucan
      April 30, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      I want to say a 20 pack but that seems a bit conservative

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        April 30, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        In every flavor except Diet.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      How much drink could a drunk drunk drink if a drunk drunk could drink drink?

      • Skull025
        Skull025
        April 30, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        Perhaps if a drunk drunk drink when a drunk drank drunk drink, then the drunk drank drunk drunks drunkenly drink drunken drund;ls dka; and dink dung snunk drank drunk?
        Slurrrry, i jus ‘ad a LOD of Snapppple.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          April 30, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

          A drunk drunk’d drink drinks until the drunk drunk can’t drink drinks anymore.

          • Skull025
            Skull025
            April 30, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

            shur wurds r makin da page spin. ow duz a dunk drin dink dunk drunk drinky drunks drunk?

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              April 30, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

              …Yes?

              • Icalasari
                Icalasari
                April 30, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

                No

                Maybe?

                I don’t know…

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  April 30, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

                  The answer is 42. Because it’s ALWAYS forty-two. Because this is the internet.

                • Totz the Plaid
                  Totz the Plaid
                  April 30, 2013 at 4:51 am | #

                  Can you repeat the question?

    • Andy
      Andy
      April 30, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

      I’m willing to take a crack at answering this, using a hands-on approach.

  5. Vivvav
    Vivvav
    April 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    That’s not the only buttload, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
    (The joke is her ass is big)

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      April 30, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      So is a buttload of butts just one butt, suddenly making it a really small amount of butts?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        April 30, 2013 at 1:01 am | #

        I think it’s pain load of butts.

  6. Brain
    Brain
    April 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    I almost didn’t recognize Billy. But then, booze.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      April 30, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      I didn’t at all. I thought it was a new character until I read the tags.

      • cookie1995
        cookie1995
        April 30, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

        it’s the fact she isn’t wearing her glasses that threw me

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 30, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Over here in South Oz, you can get 10c back for every empty bottle you take to the recyclers.

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      April 30, 2013 at 3:00 am | #

      Also in the Nothern Territory… not that I live there. I can read the bottles, though.

    • Jim
      Jim
      April 30, 2013 at 11:24 pm | #

      Lucky, we only get 5 cents here in “Kirk” country

    • MrMikeman212
      MrMikeman212
      August 20, 2013 at 9:25 pm | #

      In New Zealand we don’t get a cent 🙁

  8. Darth
    Darth
    April 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Speaking of butts…

  9. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    April 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    alternate Billie line:
    The remains of the last girl who asked too many questions.

  10. Robbie C
    Robbie C
    April 30, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    My greatest fear in life is not winding up with a girl like Billie.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 30, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      That gravitar is perfect.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 30, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      You want an Asian alcoholic girlfriend?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        April 30, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

        Don’t we all?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

          I rather not have an alcoholic for a GF, moreso since I’m a teetotaller, I also rather she didn’t smoke.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            April 30, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

            So do I. Knucks?

      • Yes Son, I Am Space
        Yes Son, I Am Space
        April 30, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

        Yes. Yes I do.

      • Big Ninja Jim
        Big Ninja Jim
        April 30, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        Who doesn’t? You know besides straight women and Gay men I mean.

        • Nightmarewarden
          Nightmarewarden
          April 30, 2013 at 1:40 am | #

          Once you go Billie, you never need a willie.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 30, 2013 at 6:02 pm | #

            Are you suggesting that if Billie became your GF, you will never get laid again?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        April 30, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        …Maybe.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        April 30, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

        I want one, just without the alcoholic part. Just one question, which part of Asia are we talking here?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

          In this case, mainly the Chinese, Japanese and Korean parts.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            April 30, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

            I’ll take Japanese then.

            • Peruhain
              Peruhain
              April 30, 2013 at 4:33 am | #

              Turning Japanese? :p

      • Totz the Plaid
        Totz the Plaid
        April 30, 2013 at 4:54 am | #

        Well, I like the cuddly chub & glasses parts of Billie. I like a girl with a booty and a bit of a belly (and softness in other places, too).

        • Rheinman
          Rheinman
          April 30, 2013 at 7:03 am | #

          Agree.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          April 30, 2013 at 11:27 am | #

          Yes.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        April 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm | #

        Had one, the asian girlfriend part, not so much the alcoholic part.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Yes.

      Also, CRY SOME MORE!

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        April 30, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        So many Joyces. So many different moods.

        I kinda want to change my gravatar now to triangle smile Joyce so that we get the full spectrum or something.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          April 30, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

          I regret nothing.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

          We should all ‘rejoyce’. 😀

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            April 30, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

            I AM OVERJOYCED.

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              April 30, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

              Personally, I’m Joyceful.

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                April 30, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

                Mind if I Joyce in?

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  April 30, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

                  Joyce out, yo!

                • Andiemus
                  Andiemus
                  April 30, 2013 at 1:44 am | #

                  It’s a Joycey thing.

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  April 30, 2013 at 2:04 am | #

                  Will the real Joyce Joycey please stand up?

                • cookie1995
                  cookie1995
                  April 30, 2013 at 1:01 pm | #

                  there is An Abundance of Joyces

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  April 30, 2013 at 3:02 pm | #

                  And now I am all Joyced out.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        April 30, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

        Vat was that, sandvich? Kill them all? GOOD IDEA!

  11. NerdHerder
    NerdHerder
    April 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    No need to be rude, Billie. She just wants to ass you a question.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 30, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Not to butt in, but I think she realizes that.

      • Big Ninja Jim
        Big Ninja Jim
        April 30, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        Both of you are being Cheeky.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          April 30, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

          Well look who decided to rear his head!

          • Big Ninja Jim
            Big Ninja Jim
            April 30, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

            Well I had to get off my Duff sometime.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        April 30, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        I am posteriorating that she does not wish to be disturbed in her task.

        • Shobo
          Shobo
          April 30, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

          Seems simple in hind sight.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            April 30, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

            Hope she put this incident behind her.

            • Mr. Random
              Mr. Random
              April 30, 2013 at 1:18 am | #

              Butt if she does, it might end up biting her in the end.

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                April 30, 2013 at 1:22 am | #

                Well, she just have to make sure that this incident won’t rear it’s ugly head.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  April 30, 2013 at 3:20 pm | #

                  I feel the need to butt in here and inform you all that you are making asses of yourselves.

  12. Turtlesarefun
    Turtlesarefun
    April 30, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    TIL Billie’s ass goes “Clink Klinkle Clink.”

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 30, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

      So, you could say she has some junk in the trunk? *rimshot* And cue angry comments.

  13. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    April 30, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Snapple, Crapple, and Popple.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 30, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      All part of a complete(ly unhealthy) breakfast.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        April 30, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        It’s like rice crispies, but it’s broken shards of glass!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

          “Just like a vodka shake, only crunchy.”

  14. Z3tto
    Z3tto
    April 30, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    Maybe it is Snapple. Who knows, Dumbing of Age could’ve been a 90s-era anime dub all along.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      April 30, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Quick! *Throws a rice ball into the comic* Let us see what they change it to!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 30, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        Riceball? You meant to say ‘doughnut” right? 😛

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          April 30, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

          What? Nooo. Clearly we’re eating sandwiches.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 30, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

            …and the mini octopi are sudden;y ‘cocktail weiners’.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Bubbly Bottles of Snapple?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 30, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      But if I recall correctly, this webcomic has alredy mentioned gaming technology that has only existed in recent times and I am fairly certain that at least one character has a smrt phone.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        April 30, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        Actually, that still sounds like it could fit in an anime

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

          We already have a tsundere, a kuudere and even a yandere, so it’s possible.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        April 30, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        Keep in mind that japan is always 20 years ahead of us technoligically.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

          That’s the weird thing about Japan, despite its rep, for most part, it’s not a very hi-tech place.

          • slicedtoad
            slicedtoad
            April 30, 2013 at 2:42 am | #

            …you linked a cracked article. Maybe it’s a serious one, but since most of them aren’t, it’s like the worst possible source.

            • Ryorin
              Ryorin
              April 30, 2013 at 3:44 am | #

              Parts are accurate (otaku have a bad rep in Japan) and parts are exaggerated (Japanese is not impossible to learn, guys, the writing system just takes a bit of getting used to). The bit about it being low-tech is misleading; the way companies function (such as using fax and paper and whatnot) changes very slowly, but other things are very high tech compared to here. There are people who aren’t that great with computers because they do EVERYTHING internet-related with their phones instead and have for years. They do not send texts, but e-mails. Really, the development and focus of tech is different, but that doesn’t mean worse.

              /lecture on Japan

          • Anickel4u
            Anickel4u
            April 30, 2013 at 6:39 pm | #

            I agree with you Mongoose… not all japan is high tech, and also, they have a big senior population…
            But that article its an outrage.. as a “use to live in fukuoka guy”
            I call it exagerated.. and bullshit…

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          April 30, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

          20 years ahead? So, will we be seeing giant robots in the near future?

  15. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    April 30, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    If you can recycle the evidence in the middle of the night, you didn’t drink it.

  16. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    April 30, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    So, is she about to run into Ruth again?

  17. karloaf
    karloaf
    April 30, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    Ruth incoming

  18. John
    John
    April 30, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

    Billie in her undies and a trash bag full of booze. That’s a good weekend.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 30, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

      For everyone.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

      One might even go so far as to say it’s the best weekend.

    • Josh
      Josh
      April 30, 2013 at 7:22 am | #

      Unfortunately I’m pretty sure today is a Thursday in comic time. 😉

      • John
        John
        April 30, 2013 at 3:14 pm | #

        That’s when weekends started at my college!

  19. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    April 30, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

    I had no idea Snapple made a stout.

  20. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 30, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

    “99 bottles of beer on the floor, 99 bottles of beer…”

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 30, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

      You pick one up, chug it down, 98 bottles of beer on the floor.

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        April 30, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

        You pick one up, chug it down, 97 bottles of beer on the floor.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          April 30, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

          Ya pick one up, chug it down, 96 bottles of beer on th’ floor.

          • cookie1995
            cookie1995
            April 30, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

            Ya pick one up, chug it down, 95 bottles of beer on th’ floor.

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              April 30, 2013 at 1:41 am | #

              Ya pick one up, shug it down, 94 bottlesh of beer on th’ floor.

              • Nightmarewarden
                Nightmarewarden
                April 30, 2013 at 1:44 am | #

                Ya pick one up, chug it down 93 bottles of beer on th’ floor
                (kern is a lightweight it would seem)

                • luxlucis
                  luxlucis
                  April 30, 2013 at 2:11 am | #

                  You pick one up, chug it down, 92 bottles of beer on the floor.

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  April 30, 2013 at 2:55 am | #

                  You pick one up, chug it down, 91 bottles of beer on the floor.

                • Totz the Plaid
                  Totz the Plaid
                  April 30, 2013 at 4:56 am | #

                  Pick one up, chug it down, 90 bottles of beer on the floor.

                • Xydux
                  Xydux
                  April 30, 2013 at 11:32 am | #

                  You pick one up, chug it down, 89 bottles of beer on the floor.

              • cookie1995
                cookie1995
                April 30, 2013 at 12:59 pm | #

                You pick one up, chug it down, 88 bottles of beer on the floor.

                • Mogotoo
                  Mogotoo
                  April 30, 2013 at 2:06 pm | #

                  You pick one up, chug it down, 88 bottles of beer on the floor.

                • Mogotoo
                  Mogotoo
                  April 30, 2013 at 2:06 pm | #

                  Sorry, 87.

                • Totz the Plaid
                  Totz the Plaid
                  April 30, 2013 at 5:32 pm | #

                  Pick one up, chug it down, 86 bottles of beer on the floor.

            • Nightmarewarden
              Nightmarewarden
              April 30, 2013 at 1:43 am | #

              Ya pick one up, chug it down, 94 bottles of beer on th’ floor.

  21. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    April 30, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

    Somewhere, Walky’s ears prick-up at the word “Snapple”

  22. Chronomancer
    Chronomancer
    April 30, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

    We would have also excepted “My hopes and dreams”.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 30, 2013 at 1:23 am | #

      Here lies Billy’s hopes and dreams.

  23. Aizat
    Aizat
    April 30, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

    Panel 4: Side ASS SHOT.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

      Excellent, another one to add to the collection.

  24. DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
    DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
    April 30, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

    I wonder it that’s Ruth’s very same ‘Cut Myself Shaving’ excuse for the exact same situation? Why think of one yourself when you could just copy someone less stupid, but with the very same kind of dorm violations to cover up?

  25. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    April 30, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

    The alcoholic’s walk of shame

  26. Mo
    Mo
    April 30, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

    Our housing corner store sold IBC root beer and cream soda in glass bottles, so that was the go-to in the dorms. As an RA, I never pushed it. (But then, I was less Ruth; i.e. I did it for the free room and board and not so much the authority and femur-collecting.)

    • Megatron
      Megatron
      April 30, 2013 at 1:51 am | #

      Femurs are the only useful part you fleshings have!

  27. Derek
    Derek
    April 30, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

    Billie has brown panties? Wouldn’t a party girl like her have something less boring? IDK I think her whole colour palette is browns and beiges which does not match my idea of a modern woman of fashion :p

    • TrueVCU
      TrueVCU
      April 30, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

      Those are her “I am not currently trying to get laid” panties

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 30, 2013 at 1:13 am | #

      Maybe they’re chocolate edible panties. 🙂

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        April 30, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

        Wait, those are real?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 30, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

          Better to hide the skidmarks with. 😛

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            April 30, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

            And you pretty much eating appetizer for the “main” course, if you know what I mean.

    • David
      David M Willis
      April 30, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

      It’s technically a dark red, towards black. There’s no yellow or blue in it at all.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        April 30, 2013 at 3:42 am | #

        Actually, this pixel is technically a dark orange (therefore brown). Whatever you’re using to design these comics, it’s doing its best to undermine your authority. Slightly, on that particular pixel, anyway.

        • David
          David M Willis
          April 30, 2013 at 10:06 am | #

          Yeah, you’ll notice that I do my standard shading these days (since the talk in the Galasso’s bathroom) with 30% dark red instead of 30% flat black. However, there’s still no yellow in that pixel. It’s actually still the same hue. It’s just a different saturation.

          • Megatron
            Megatron
            April 30, 2013 at 2:39 pm | #

            Damn art majors.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 30, 2013 at 6:08 pm | #

            Do you use RGB or CMYK?

          • xKiv
            xKiv
            April 30, 2013 at 11:14 pm | #

            Funny thing, using gimp to decompose the gif into CMYK shows that most of the image has at least some yellow in it – and most of the panties is around 22% in yellow …
            That doesn’t make much sense in HSV, but in HSV, it doesn’t seem to make sense at all to say that a color has an amount of another color in it. Otherwise you could say that red is 50% yellow and 50% magenta. And dark red would have 50% dark yellow and 50% dark magenta. Or any other equally (or more) nonsensical combination.
            Really, what does “it has some yellow in it” or “it doesn’t have any yellow in it” even mean?

  28. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    April 30, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

    I kinda hope this scene holds on Mary, rather than taking the obvious route and having Ruth show up. There’s something about this ‘verse’s Mary that I find fascinating.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 1:41 am | #

      THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        August 22, 2013 at 2:41 am | #

        Can’t believe I didn’t realize the first go-around that Willis already went there.

    • dropded
      dropded
      April 30, 2013 at 4:06 pm | #

      That was over for me when she yelled at Joyce for hanging out with Dorothy and Sierra.

  29. Dierna
    Dierna
    April 30, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

    Hey man. Don’t knock a Hawaiian Sunrise or Kiwiberry Boat till you’ve had em! 2 rather nummy Vodka/Snapple cocktails.

    http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/by_ingredient/s/snapple-820.html

  30. KikiKoala
    KikiKoala
    April 30, 2013 at 1:43 am | #

    So is it really sad that i took out my trash today filled to the brim with bottles like hers? Only mine actually WAS filled with a buttload of Snapple? I think I have a Snapple addiction here guys.

    • Vivvav
      Vivvav
      April 30, 2013 at 9:25 am | #

      You sound like my college roommate from last year. He drank nothing but Snapple and Dr. Pepper.

  31. TPman
    TPman
    April 30, 2013 at 1:44 am | #

    I too had a Snapple problem in college.

    • Aeyt
      Aeyt
      April 30, 2013 at 1:32 pm | #

      Couldn’t get enough of that Mango Madness?

  32. Nightmarewarden
    Nightmarewarden
    April 30, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

    She could just swing the bag in a continuous circle so it wouldn’t be shaking back and forth. On the other hand then she would be wildly swinging a bag of very breakable glass…

  33. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    April 30, 2013 at 1:55 am | #

    I drink my apple juice (and sometimes Hawaiian Punch) like it’s friggin’ booze.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 30, 2013 at 2:00 am | #

      So how does it feel getting punched by a Hawaiian?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        April 30, 2013 at 2:03 am | #

        Painful.

  34. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    April 30, 2013 at 2:12 am | #

    I’ve drunk Snapple…once, I think. I’ve had worse.

  35. Raen
    Raen
    April 30, 2013 at 2:53 am | #

    This is why secret alcoholics should only drink the hard stuff.

    And if that is the hard stuff, girl’s got a problem.

    • John
      John
      April 30, 2013 at 3:01 am | #

      If that is the hard stuff, girl’s got a liver of iron, too.

  36. CRtwenty
    CRtwenty
    April 30, 2013 at 3:48 am | #

    It’s nice to see that Mary can glare accusingly even right after waking up.

  37. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    April 30, 2013 at 4:05 am | #

    Ohmigod, you guys, I think…I think Billie might have a drinking problem.

    • Jimmy
      Jimmy
      April 30, 2013 at 6:35 am | #
    • Jimmy
      Jimmy
      April 30, 2013 at 6:36 am | #

      Oops, I meant to say Billie’s drinking problem is nothing compared to Ted Striker’s

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        April 30, 2013 at 8:30 am | #

        Well, he never got over Macho Grande. What’s Billie’s excuse?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      April 30, 2013 at 11:29 am | #

      GASP.

  38. vanjealous
    vanjealous
    April 30, 2013 at 7:34 am | #

    Billie’s been dipping into her favorite French beverage again…Jacques Dannielle!

  39. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    April 30, 2013 at 10:21 am | #

    A buttload indeed.

  40. Jessie
    Jessie
    April 30, 2013 at 10:21 am | #

    Looks like Mary’s finally decided to start getting dressed before 3 pm.

  41. CathyGarrett (@CathyGarrett)
    CathyGarrett (@CathyGarrett)
    April 30, 2013 at 10:46 am | #

    “Hey, drunky! That’s right, I’m calling you a drunky and there’s nothing you can do about it because I’m protected by my impenetrable cereal box fort and there’s nothing you can do abou– AH!”

  42. nothri
    nothri
    April 30, 2013 at 11:34 am | #

    Speaking of buttloads….are you sure you wanna walk around the halls in your panties, Billie? The last thing you want is for Ruth to…get a load of your butt. At least I assume so….

    • John
      John
      April 30, 2013 at 12:07 pm | #

      Well, you know what they say about assuming. You make an ass out of… dat ass. Where was I going with this?

      Anyway, she just wants Ruth to assk nicely first. bongo shouldna shoved her. She’d have been down with bongo trying to suck the booze out of her tongue if bongo hadna shoved her.

  43. Stephen
    Stephen
    April 30, 2013 at 11:42 am | #

    Snappy response.

  44. Alex
    Alex
    April 30, 2013 at 11:45 am | #

    What a coincidence, I drink booze like it’s Snapple!

    (By keeping it in the fridge and never touching it until it wastes away)

  45. Aeyt
    Aeyt
    April 30, 2013 at 1:25 pm | #

    I love me some Snapple.

  46. Pinja
    Pinja
    April 30, 2013 at 1:37 pm | #

    I wonder where this is going

    Ruth is the obvious suspect for interruption but I guess it could be elsewise.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 30, 2013 at 3:25 pm | #

      Down the hall to the recycler?

  47. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    April 30, 2013 at 2:48 pm | #

    Good excuse. 😛

  48. Kitty
    Kitty
    April 30, 2013 at 4:33 pm | #

    I’m honestly surprised anyone is asking! I guess she is in the freshman dorm but still!

  49. Narf
    Narf
    June 26, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

    CLINK CLINK CLANK CLINK CLANK

    Have I ever done this one before. Except replace the curious floor-mates with my parents (I never lived in residence, boo).

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