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Nothing to lose

by David M Willis on June 16, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Answers in Hennessy
└ Tags: jason, sal

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 16, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Tighty whiteys HOW APPROPRIATE

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 16, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Tighty Whiteys for that uptight whitey.
      I apologize.

      • Boom
        Boom
        June 16, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

        You’re a bad, bad man.

      • sumolegend
        sumolegend
        June 16, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

        Owwwwww

        • Noel Schornhorst
          Noel Schornhorst
          June 16, 2013 at 2:45 am | #

          Sumolegend’s avatar is enjoying Jason’s tighty whiteys so much, it *hurts!*

      • nothri
        nothri
        June 16, 2013 at 1:33 am | #

        You say you apologize, yet I suspect your not the least bit sorry.

      • Wonder Wig
        Wonder Wig
        June 16, 2013 at 2:18 am | #

        Seriously, Yotomoe? This is a smear on your otherwise bleach white reputation.

        • Neospector
          Neospector
          June 16, 2013 at 9:24 am | #

          Bad pun, bad! -4 points, go sit in the penalty corner.

          • Wonder Wig
            Wonder Wig
            June 16, 2013 at 6:33 pm | #

            That’s make me -4 in total from yesterday. D=

      • andiemus
        andiemus
        June 16, 2013 at 3:35 am | #

        I laughed.

      • Nena
        Nena
        June 17, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

        Funny! =)

      • Narf
        Narf
        June 26, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

        Uptighty-whitey?

      • Aisling
        Aisling
        June 6, 2015 at 10:43 pm | #

        I thought it was funny…

  2. Big Drahma
    Big Drahma
    June 16, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    I can never remember… are the whities tidy or tighty?

    • dethtoll
      dethtoll
      June 16, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

      in my experience they are never tidy

      (hence why i go for boxers)

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        June 16, 2013 at 3:30 am | #

        …you may wish to wipe better, then. O.o

    • Saru
      Saru
      June 16, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

      Hopefully both.

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      June 16, 2013 at 6:17 pm | #

      Tighty. Tighty Whities. Because they are tight.

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        June 16, 2013 at 8:32 pm | #

        Tight… like a tiger.

  3. xain
    xain
    June 16, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Whatever you say mistress sal

  4. Boom
    Boom
    June 16, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    He… why… why is he wearing tighty whities!?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 16, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Did you think Jason of all people would have INTERESTING underwear?

      • Boom
        Boom
        June 16, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        I didn’t expect him to wear man panties. I thought, as a gender, we’d grown beyond them.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 16, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

          “as a gender, we’d grown beyond them”

          You expected modern men to be wearing women’s underdaks instead?

          • Boom
            Boom
            June 16, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

            Naturally.

          • Aras Pabedinskas
            Aras Pabedinskas
            June 16, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

            Well, not everyone is comfortable in boxers. Just saying.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              June 16, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

              Commando is the way to go. 😀

              • lokitsu
                lokitsu
                June 16, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

                TMI Plasma…

                • madock345
                  madock345
                  June 16, 2013 at 2:11 am | #

                  I think TMI would be more like: I can’t go commando because my junk flops around like a dead fish whenever I try and run, plus my balls stick to my legs like flypaper when it gets too hot.

              • andiemus
                andiemus
                June 16, 2013 at 3:34 am | #

                Nonsense. Trunks are flippin’ fantastic. They hold everything properly aligned, they’re vitrually impossible to wedgie, and they constrict nothing uncomfortably and women (in my experience) love the damn things.

                • djangermouse
                  djangermouse
                  June 16, 2013 at 8:36 am | #

                  i assume “trunks” = boxer briefs

                  in which case yes 100% of that is correct

                  they are the king of underwears

                • andiemus
                  andiemus
                  June 16, 2013 at 4:53 pm | #

                  Trunks are boxer briefs, only shorter. That way they don’t ride up your leg.

              • Locke
                Locke
                June 16, 2013 at 1:56 pm | #

                Myself, I wear ridiculously tight man-thongs. Did I mention that I am actually Donald Trump? I just comment on web-comics for giggles.

                … Okay, neither of those are true, but enjoy getting THAT image out of your head.

            • David
              David
              June 16, 2013 at 3:44 am | #

              How do pyjama jeans sound to you?

            • Scott
              Scott
              June 16, 2013 at 11:57 pm | #

              I much prefer boxer briefs. L=

        • taekwondogirl
          taekwondogirl
          June 16, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

          That sounds incredibly sexist, just so you know.

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            June 21, 2015 at 5:21 am | #

            It really doesn’t.

    • corvidusrex
      corvidusrex
      June 16, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      because he is a ridiculous man-child.

      • taekwondogirl
        taekwondogirl
        June 16, 2013 at 10:14 am | #

        Or he just prefers them?

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 16, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    (reads alt-text)

    So you ADMIT that Sal talks exactly like Applejack. But more…cursey.

    Though if any pony had a pottymouth, it’d totally be her. Farm girls learn all the best swears.

    • Boom
      Boom
      June 16, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      No, no, no, no! No! No, gods damn you! No!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 16, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Makes you wonder if Sal has got a “cutie mark” on her butt.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 16, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        Round these parts those are called tramp stamps.

      • Boom
        Boom
        June 16, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        Not you too! Damn you all! Stop this!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 16, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

          Blame Willis, he’s the one who brought it up in the Alt-Text.

          • Boom
            Boom
            June 16, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

            Damn you, Willis!

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              June 16, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

              Every time someone types that, he grows even stronger.

              Also every time someone says “JaAm”.

              • Boom
                Boom
                June 16, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

                What if you say it three times in front of a mirror?

                • Bekah
                  Bekah
                  June 16, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

                  A fresh young virgin is sacrificed on his Altar of Taco Bell.

                • AgentKeen
                  AgentKeen
                  June 16, 2013 at 2:19 am | #

                  Hmm, if it’s Taco Bell, it’s probably not fresh…

          • Snograt
            Snograt
            June 16, 2013 at 2:10 pm | #

            Shouldn’t that be alt-Tex?

        • Tomas
          Tomas
          June 16, 2013 at 8:48 pm | #

          You think it’s just coincidence that Sal has her hair in a PONY TAIL?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 16, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        That spider tattoo would be a good one if it relocated.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      June 16, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Remind me — does Jason have a British accent in this continuity?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 16, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

        I think so yes…
        yes he does!!!
        I hereby dub this ship ACCENT SHIPPING.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          June 16, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

          +1

        • Notebooked
          Notebooked
          June 16, 2013 at 6:20 am | #

          I christen this ship the QE2.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 16, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        He does according to this strip.

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        June 16, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

        In my head, I hear David Tennant

    • Sir Robin
      Sir Robin
      June 16, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

      While reading DoA, I hear a few pony voices in my head. Sal being AJ is one of them, the others being Dorothy sounding like Twilight Sparkle, Joyce sounding like Pinkie Pie and Dina like Fluttershy

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 16, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

        So we need a Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

        Dash could totally be Ruth. Rarity is tougher. Maybe Billie, in her snobbier moments.

        • Sir Robin
          Sir Robin
          June 16, 2013 at 1:55 pm | #

          I fihured Billie was more like Dash, due to being the former athlete/cheerleader

          There is only one Rarity

  6. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 16, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    C’mon Jason…ANY KINK. For the sake of Rule 34, MAKE ONE UP OR SOMETHING.

    • Boom
      Boom
      June 16, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      He seems to have a thing for aggressive women.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      June 16, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Anywhere but in a bed?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 16, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

        The penguin enclosure at Sea-World. 😀

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          June 16, 2013 at 2:15 am | #

          I know this guy who’d be really into that…

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          June 16, 2013 at 2:18 am | #

          I know a girl who’s done that (not Sea-World, different zoo).

  7. nalem
    nalem
    June 16, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Man, this chapter is oozing with hotness. SO MUCH TENSION

  8. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 16, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    At least Jason is not wearing fishnet stocking, so he’s definitely not a Tory MP.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 16, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      He left them at home!

  9. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 16, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    What if his kink is you not being a bongo Sal? What then?

    • Boom
      Boom
      June 16, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      “Well! I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers. Would you mind, helpin’ a poor country girl in the big city, sir?”

      Creepy.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 16, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

        Sal could make a surprisingly good race-lifted Scarlet O’Hara in that case.

        • andiemus
          andiemus
          June 16, 2013 at 3:30 am | #

          She’s certainly entitled enough.

  10. Sporky
    Sporky
    June 16, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

    “Violating all my deeply-ingrained principles is apparently it.”

    Yeah, that sounds like Jason. What a masochist.

  11. Pinja
    Pinja
    June 16, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

    Jason doesn’t wear Union Jack underwear?

    Willis, I am dissapoint.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 16, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

      The only Brit I can think of who wears UJ-daks is Tim Brooke-Taylor from The Goodies.

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        June 16, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

        Austin Powers? Not really a Brit though… a Canadian in Brtiface.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 16, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

          I mean, all I wear is American Flag undies, the LEAST you could do is wear Union Jack undies.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            June 16, 2013 at 4:49 pm | #

            That’s all you wear? It must be tough getting service at stores and restaurants then.

      • Notebooked
        Notebooked
        June 16, 2013 at 6:16 am | #

        Jason: Goodie goodie–(raises eyebrow seductively)–yum yum.
        Sal: (hits him with a pillow)

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          June 16, 2013 at 4:50 pm | #

          That would hurt – getting hit by a Finite Mathematics book I mean.

  12. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 16, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

    Oh yes, that’s it violate my principles. Violate them good.

    • andiemus
      andiemus
      June 16, 2013 at 3:38 am | #

      First you’ll lie, then you’ll steal, then we’ll tell your mother that the neighbors make better shephard’s pie! That last one may have been a low blow.

  13. Foxfire
    Foxfire
    June 16, 2013 at 1:10 am | #

    He looks pretty good with his hair all ruffled up.

  14. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    June 16, 2013 at 1:24 am | #

    No, Sal, the correct answer to ‘This goes against everything I believe in and could ruin my life’ is not ‘Now let’s do some really freaky stuff.’

    Of course, I’m 90% sure if I were in Jason’s tighty-whities, I’d probably just say ‘Yes ma’m.’

  15. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    June 16, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

    Gotta agree with Timemonkey: Sal is now crossing into Alpha bongo territory.

    >:o

  16. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    June 16, 2013 at 1:40 am | #

    Have to agree with Plasma, commando is only way to go.
    Yotomoe wears American Flag udies?
    The things I learn in this chat.
    And while never really having thought a great deal about what underwear Jason may wear: if asked I’d have probably guessed the tighty whitey thingys.

  17. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    June 16, 2013 at 2:29 am | #

    Looks like Joyce’s head on Jason’s skinny body

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      June 16, 2013 at 2:37 am | #

      You know, cause of the headers. Works on at least two of them.

  18. Ivan
    Ivan
    June 16, 2013 at 4:19 am | #

    If he’s from the UK, them it would require a sheep costume, not a pony.

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      June 16, 2013 at 4:21 am | #

      “then”…

      And she’d have to “b-a-a-a-a-h” convincingly. Can you work that up for next week??

      • Red Robot
        Red Robot
        June 16, 2013 at 8:20 am | #

        Dear sir, you are obviously confused, and thinking of the Welsh. Jason is clearly a proper Englishman, and the Englishman thing has always been about stiff upper lips, strict discipline and foppish, frilly clothes. (I submit, as evidence, this link to an illustration of Fanny Hill, a work which predates that of the French Marquis by more than 30 years: NSFW http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/%C3%89douard-Henri_Avril_%288%29.jpg ) How those gallant, stiff-lipped Victorians managed to build an empire while wearing stockings and granny panties and while they were being spanked by their tavern wenches is a mystery for the ages.

        • Red Robot
          Red Robot
          June 16, 2013 at 8:29 am | #

          Now, since Sal evidently wants to do the kinky gross stuff while dressed up as a pony, they can compromise: Jason will wear riding boots, jodphurs and a top hat. Sal can go with something like this (NSFW: http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/140/4/3/43f3a7db0bb8cd69ae2f117fb3af447d-d3gtpr1.jpg)

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            January 15, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

            All of my yes?
            Hilarious comments btw. Good work, old chap!

  19. Lu86
    Lu86
    June 16, 2013 at 5:04 am | #

    Saltines! SALTINES!

  20. Piccolo
    Piccolo
    June 16, 2013 at 5:14 am | #

    Please never draw Sal’s hair straight again…the curls are mesmerizing @_@

    • Scott
      Scott
      June 16, 2013 at 11:59 pm | #

      I concur.

  21. David
    David
    June 16, 2013 at 6:59 am | #

    If Sal keeps up her appalling negligence towards blackmail, Jason will feel compelled to make her pass on the merits. And that appears like a truly Herculean task.

  22. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    June 16, 2013 at 8:33 am | #

    Hot.

  23. Jimbo
    Jimbo
    June 16, 2013 at 11:07 am | #

    I’m glad to see I’m not the only one who reads the Alt-text

  24. DSL
    DSL
    June 16, 2013 at 11:12 am | #

    She kept her gloves on?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 16, 2013 at 12:42 pm | #

      As has been said before, “No glove, no love hatefuck”.

      • John
        John
        June 16, 2013 at 9:59 pm | #

        “…no love hatefuck very strong dislikefuck.”

        • chrisleech
          chrisleech
          December 30, 2013 at 2:41 am | #

          I believe that Kernanator is actually referring to the Kismesis of Trolls in Homestuck. It refers to a passionate relationship based upon negative emotions for the purpose of procration and not being killed by a drone(it’s weirder than it sounds).

  25. Whittier
    Whittier
    June 16, 2013 at 12:17 pm | #

    Damn. I had hoped that Jason was more interested in growing a backbone than in growing something else.

  26. NF
    NF
    June 16, 2013 at 1:19 pm | #

    Bravo Willis, bravo.

  27. niblik
    niblik
    June 16, 2013 at 1:52 pm | #

    Aw Sal, you make me a sad puppy with this relationship…

  28. JA
    JA
    June 16, 2013 at 1:52 pm | #

    I think Jason needs to get pegged by Sal.

    (google it if you’re curious)

    • Brando
      Brando
      June 16, 2013 at 11:41 pm | #

      That gravitar makes that statement all the worse.

      • Scott
        Scott
        June 17, 2013 at 12:00 am | #

        XD

      • Scott
        Scott
        June 17, 2013 at 12:00 am | #

        Yes.

      • JA
        JA
        June 17, 2013 at 3:00 am | #

        I’m either too lazy to change it to something other than the default one or I’m going against the trend by not caring about my avatar and living on the edge.

        I seem to do that on every forum I’m a member of. Makes my posts rather easy to find, actually.

  29. Locke
    Locke
    June 16, 2013 at 1:59 pm | #

    Today, on Dumbing of Age, learn what type of men’s undergarments readers prefer! Learn, whether you wanted to or not!

  30. Kitty
    Kitty
    June 16, 2013 at 3:18 pm | #

    That has got to be the worst pillow talk ever, save the freakouts for once the clothes are back on! She can’t make a good argument when she’s laughing at your choice of under-roos

  31. Ryder
    Ryder
    June 16, 2013 at 4:00 pm | #

    These Sunday and Saturday updates have completely spoiled me for web comics. Now I want all of them to do these!

    • Scott
      Scott
      June 17, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      I know, right? I’m like, “Do you see this? Do it!”

  32. ProfessorTomoe
    ProfessorTomoe
    June 16, 2013 at 6:29 pm | #

    I thought the British called them Y-fronts.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 16, 2013 at 8:18 pm | #

      We Aussies also call them Y-fronts.

  33. bunivasal
    bunivasal
    June 16, 2013 at 9:21 pm | #

    We should focus more on Jason’s boner. More Jason boners, please!

    • Scott
      Scott
      June 17, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      Or not. >_>

  34. Strangeshapes
    Strangeshapes
    August 4, 2015 at 3:10 pm | #

    Ahhhhhghhhh why does Jason always make me want to tie him up and do bad things to him?

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Also, I see we're bringing back the ol' love octagon.
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It worked! Thanks, Joe! Also, sorry, Joe.
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Happy Nonbinary People's Day, you gemstones. A year or two back we introduced FLASH GORDON's first enby, the outlaw lawman Bones Malock. Having known and loved a lot of nonbinary people, I knew the truest way to represent you was as a unsettling desert pirate with a lightning sword
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Happy International Non-Binary People's Day to all those who work, create, parent, protest, love and live without ever fitting into someone else's category.
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Nice.
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Okay, everyone's jumping to conclusions, but Joyce was hit with a mysterious pink gas in Thursday's strip. Now, in recent years, the police are known to increasingly use military grade weapons. Which reminded me of this bit of proposed technology from the 1990s: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
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Joyce is absolutely totally straight and just wants to hang out with her best friend, who happens to be another lady. This is normal behavior and a normal biblical quote to use that has no other context. GAL PALS
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Stuart Webb @inflatabledalek.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
OK, I said I was going to a thread of receipts together on the guy who runs Kapow, in odder to explain why I personally would recommend not giving him your business at TFN. Starting with the original post, revealing the guy loves sharing right wing fascist stuff on LinkedIn.
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Since you might think it's weird you got a like on this over a year after the fact, the director of Kapow just shared this on LinkedIn; i.imgur.com/hqQYWgO.png
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