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by David M Willis on July 14, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Just Hangin' Out With My Family
└ Tags: joe, walky

Discussion (192) ¬

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  1. AHR
    AHR
    July 14, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Classy, Walky.

    • Yusaku777
      Yusaku777
      July 14, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Classy, Willis.

      • Dorky
        Dorky
        July 14, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        Walsy, Clacky.

        • Totz the Plaid
          Totz the Plaid
          July 14, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

          Skalwy, Wilslack.

          • Wonder Wig
            Wonder Wig
            July 14, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

            Wally Ballsack

            • Yusaku777
              Yusaku777
              July 14, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

              Clever girl

              • Kelly
                Kelly
                July 14, 2013 at 2:12 am | #

                Poor Yusaku777, eaten by a raptor. So sad!

                • ninja_jesus
                  ninja_jesus
                  July 14, 2013 at 4:24 am | #

                  You gotta go, you gotta go.

                • Neospector
                  Neospector
                  July 14, 2013 at 3:35 pm | #

                  Is that the new punishment for combo breaking?
                  I’ll have to revise my “go sit in the corner” rule…

                • Somebody
                  Somebody
                  July 19, 2013 at 1:51 am | #

                  For the last time, velociraptors were actually rather small and weren’t pack hunters.

              • Nightsbridge
                Nightsbridge
                July 14, 2013 at 12:35 pm | #

                Everyone has to die someday. But only a blessed few get to be eaten by a raptor.

                • AckAckAck
                  AckAckAck
                  July 14, 2013 at 8:37 pm | #

                  How about eaten by Dina raptor?

                • Quiwi
                  Quiwi
                  July 16, 2013 at 2:12 am | #

                  I see what you did there Ack. And I hate you for it.

              • OkamiKing
                OkamiKing
                July 21, 2013 at 4:21 am | #

                WHY IS THERE NO CRAZY BUS JOKE?!

  2. piemanpie24
    piemanpie24
    July 14, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky, we’ve all seen your junk. No need to hide.

    • randommmmm
      randommmmm
      July 14, 2013 at 6:37 am | #

      really? where

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        July 14, 2013 at 8:42 pm | #

        Is that the one in Walky and Joyce when he wear glow in the dark condom?

      • tahrey
        tahrey
        August 29, 2013 at 5:32 am | #

        Peeking out under his left hand in the last panel, for one thing.

      • LiveWire
        LiveWire
        January 22, 2014 at 11:37 pm | #

        1) It’s Walky, during the last week, he was being “rebuilt”.
        2) Joyce & Walky, glow-in-the-dark condom.
        3) Here.

    • cornered
      cornered
      July 14, 2013 at 8:37 am | #

      I for one have not

      • piemanpie24
        piemanpie24
        July 14, 2013 at 12:36 pm | #

        Willis posted something on his DA a while back, and linked to it in the description of the comic.

        • John
          John
          July 14, 2013 at 1:13 pm | #

          There’s Walky full-frontal in actual IW! strips.

          • cornered
            cornered
            July 14, 2013 at 6:49 pm | #

            IW! ?

          • cornered
            cornered
            July 14, 2013 at 7:14 pm | #

            aha! DA rss feeds are uncensored – here: http://feedreader.com/myfeeds/add.html#url=http%3A%2F%2Fbackend.deviantart.com%2Frss.xml%3Ftype%3Ddeviation%26q%3Dby%253Aitswalky+sort%253Atime+meta%253Aall

  3. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    July 14, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Joe only likes to see his own.

    • Yusaku777
      Yusaku777
      July 14, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      I’m not sure about that, considering how often he hides it in women.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        July 14, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

        Point taken. Joe doesn’t like to see any.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          July 14, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

          So he prefers them behind him?

          • Yusaku777
            Yusaku777
            July 14, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

            …there’s a disturbance here. Something I have not felt in a long time.

            • Kam
              Kam
              July 14, 2013 at 2:13 am | #

              in your pants?

              • ninja_jesus
                ninja_jesus
                July 14, 2013 at 4:24 am | #

                No, behind him.

                • AckAckAck
                  AckAckAck
                  July 14, 2013 at 8:43 pm | #

                  He sorely feel that now.

                • Nico
                  Nico
                  July 14, 2013 at 10:01 pm | #

                  Wait…are we talking about anal?

  4. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    July 14, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    New gravatar face in the last panel.

    • That Damn Rat
      That Damn Rat
      July 14, 2013 at 2:48 am | #

      Joe in panel 3 has the makings of a good gravatar too.

  5. ankhtahr
    ankhtahr
    July 14, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Is it really.

    It is.

    Didn’t we get a picture/glimpse of lil Walky some time ago already?

    • somebody
      somebody
      July 14, 2013 at 8:33 am | #

      Really? the closest thing relating to walky and penises I was able to find was: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/snipped-2/

      • John
        John
        July 14, 2013 at 1:21 pm | #

        I’m not going to dig out a link, because the IW! site is a semi-functional mess and the comics themselves are huge spoilers, but there’s full-frontal Walky nudity in actual strips. It’s Walky! indeed.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 14, 2013 at 9:08 pm | #

          Oh yeah, right at the end.

          Does it still count there, what with the context?

  6. Bob
    Bob
    July 14, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Well, this had better not be why the chapter’s named what it is.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      July 14, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Seven internets for you, Bob. Yep.

    • Quatoria
      Quatoria
      July 14, 2013 at 2:14 am | #

      I thought this was why it was named that.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvM3ymUKrn8

  7. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    July 14, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    This happened to me once, when I ran down the street to the baseball diamond.

  8. Rhy
    Rhy
    July 14, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    We can’t see tits but we can see balls.

    Damn you Willis.

    • hmrc4evr
      hmrc4evr
      July 14, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      I think that is just skin in general nothing more

      • alicemacher
        alicemacher
        July 14, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        I think it’s plausible deniability. Willis is a crafty one, he is.

        • Totz the Plaid
          Totz the Plaid
          July 14, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

          Definitely plausible deniability.

          I’m going to pretend that it’s a bit of his thigh, though.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 14, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        Penises tend to be covored in aforementioned skin though. Can’t rule it out.

      • Perseph_Oni
        Perseph_Oni
        July 14, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

        I think the alt text says it all…

        • Blitz
          Blitz
          July 14, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

          It’s a map of the American Southwest?

      • Joe
        Joe
        July 14, 2013 at 10:03 am | #

        It’s whatever’s down there that you least want to see.
        It’s the Mike of Walky’s groin area.

    • BassBone
      BassBone
      July 14, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

      We saw Sal’s boobs when she seduced the TA.

    • Mr. Morningstar
      Mr. Morningstar
      July 15, 2013 at 10:24 am | #

      I’m not complaining.

  9. thelastkaos
    thelastkaos
    July 14, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Sheds a whole new light on the chapter title doesn’t it.

  10. HK-A6A7
    HK-A6A7
    July 14, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Close the Garage!

  11. Gram91
    Gram91
    July 14, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    Be thankful it wasn’t Mike who noticed. I couldn’t even imagine where that would lead to.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 14, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Mike is the reason they don’t have a button anymore.

      • zomgvampires
        zomgvampires
        July 14, 2013 at 12:50 am | #

        I wouldn’t put it past Mike.

    • John
      John
      July 14, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

      Mike probably did notice. And didn’t tell Walky before he went out in the hall.

      • The Steve
        The Steve
        July 14, 2013 at 7:05 am | #

        I dunno, that seems a little too passive for Mike. From him I’d expect something a little more direct. Like quickly taking a photograph and posting it everywhere before Walky realises.

        …Probably with a caption involving the words “Your mom” and “a nickel”.

        • John
          John
          July 14, 2013 at 1:33 pm | #

          Nah. This Mike is way more subtle than that. He’d just casually arrange for Walky to encounter Dorothy and parents in the corridor while Li’l Walky’s hangin’ out. Or his sister and Billie and their parents. Or Joyce and her parents. Or all of the above.

          That scheme was forestalled by Joe’s warning, but he had a fallback plan in case of just that sort of random interference: As soon as Walky walked out the door, Mike called his parents up to the room. The whole Warner family is standing just out of panel staring at Walky.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      July 14, 2013 at 8:47 pm | #

      Or when Ethan see it….

  12. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    July 14, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    This one guy at my college would shift his junk around in his pants so his balls were sticking out of the wasteband, but not anything else. Then he’d walk up and down the dorm hallway talking to his “friends,” named “Sodom & Gomorrah.” occasionally he’d ask if other people wanted to talk to his “friends,” and chase them down the hallway.

    Once, he ran around the hallway naked except for a pair of bunny ears and bunny slippers, chasing/terrifying eve

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      July 14, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      Chasing and terrifying everybody until someone slammed a door on his junk.

      This stopped it for about a month, but then he started again. it finally ended for good whens omeone took him aside and said,

      “Dude, how would you feel if [professor he looked up to] ran around like this?”

      It shamed him so much that he cleaned up his act.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 14, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        How are you at that point in your life that you wanna run around with your nuts out, but still have shame.

        • Ridureyu
          Ridureyu
          July 14, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

          Everybody can be shamed. You just have to find the right angle.

      • David
        David M Willis
        July 14, 2013 at 12:59 pm | #

        i am afraid to ask how you can get your junk slammed in a door without cooperating

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          July 14, 2013 at 8:59 pm | #

          Life find a way.

    • NightmareWarden
      NightmareWarden
      July 14, 2013 at 2:02 am | #

      How the balls did he not get beaten up?

      Ah the puns, they revitalize me…

  13. Kilonum
    Kilonum
    July 14, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    At least there’s a soldier guarding the door

  14. Shade
    Shade
    July 14, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Settle down Joe, it’s just a penis, geeze.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 14, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Jealousy rears its ugly head, most likely because Walky’s is bigger than Joe’s little Joe.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 14, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        Big Walky more like.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        July 14, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        That might explain the grimace!

  15. wednesday
    wednesday
    July 14, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    a) “just hangin’ out with my family” indeed;
    b) Oh god, we’ve seen the whites of his eyes. All is doomed.

    • Wonder Wig
      Wonder Wig
      July 14, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      No! no Birdemic references…

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        July 14, 2013 at 2:36 am | #

        I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!

        • Spruce Bark Beetle
          Spruce Bark Beetle
          July 14, 2013 at 4:57 am | #

          Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation… FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!

          *insert 5 minutes of clapping here*

          • David
            David M Willis
            July 14, 2013 at 12:18 pm | #

            srrpnns

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      July 14, 2013 at 1:25 pm | #

      I am just glad that /2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/jewels/ is 404 page not found.

  16. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    July 14, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    That…that’s a finger sticking out in the last panel, right? RIGHT?!

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      July 14, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      I prefer to assume it’s a bit of thigh and that his hand’s covering everything else.

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        July 14, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

        I prefer to assume it’s the tip of his penis.

        • tom
          tom
          July 14, 2013 at 2:46 am | #

          My sources say ‘wang’.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            July 14, 2013 at 4:13 am | #

            It’s definitely his dong.

            • AckAckAck
              AckAckAck
              July 14, 2013 at 9:01 pm | #

              Absolutely his wing wong.

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      July 14, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      No way it’s a finger, though… those are all accounted for.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        July 14, 2013 at 9:11 pm | #

        Could be the skin on his upper thigh.

    • NightmareWarden
      NightmareWarden
      July 14, 2013 at 2:03 am | #

      As someone above mentioned: Alt-text holds a seeeeeeecret!

    • Sam
      Sam
      July 14, 2013 at 12:18 pm | #

      Pretty sure it’s Walky’s Lil’ Wankerton.

      • Sam
        Sam
        July 14, 2013 at 12:19 pm | #

        … this randomly assigned Gravatar was probably the best one for this situation.

  17. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 14, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    The fifth panel: He bumps into Dotty’s parents.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 14, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      The Sixth Panel:
      Deborah: Oh wow! It’s even more impressive than I thought. Great job landing this one, Dotty.

      • Belades
        Belades
        July 14, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

        The seventh panel:
        Mike hands him a nickel and tells him to put it to good use.

        • Wensleydale
          Wensleydale
          July 14, 2013 at 1:07 am | #

          The eighth panel: Walky gives the nickel to Deborah.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            July 14, 2013 at 2:01 am | #

            Panel 9

            • Kelly
              Kelly
              July 14, 2013 at 2:15 am | #

              Damn you Yotomoe!

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              July 14, 2013 at 5:04 am | #

              At least Dotty knows now that he gets along well with her mother… 😀

            • AckAckAck
              AckAckAck
              July 14, 2013 at 9:14 pm | #

              Yotomoe deliver!

  18. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    July 14, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

    I think whoever installed the doors has concealed a secret binary message within the flip-flopping doorknobs.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 14, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      After the instalation they realized they didn’t make all the doors uniform but it would cost to much to fix it.

      • David
        David M Willis
        July 14, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

        Each unit is a mirror of the unit that it shares a half-bath with, including the orientation of the door, which always opens up against the wall, as is proper.

        But you guys knew that, right?

  19. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    July 14, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

    How did I know it would be Walky that was “hangin’ out”?

    Oh right, he’s Walky…

  20. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 14, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

    He’s A dick HOUSE
    He’s mighty mighty and lettin’ it all hang out.

    • Yusaku777
      Yusaku777
      July 14, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      Yeah, but that’s not news. House was always a dick.

  21. Aizat
    Aizat
    July 14, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

    Am I the only one who thinks that Joe is envious of Lil Walky?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 14, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      Nope, Plas thinks so too.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 14, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      ^_^

  22. morgang1994
    morgang1994
    July 14, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

    Uh, guys? Everyone’s assuming plausible deniability. Except the alt text makes it clear that, yes, we just saw Walky’s dick. Contain your enthusiasm/rage.

    • John
      John
      July 14, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

      Isn’t the first time.

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      July 14, 2013 at 2:09 am | #

      To quote the great Adam Savage: “I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

    • Pat
      Pat
      July 15, 2013 at 6:23 pm | #

      But penises frighten me!

  23. Jon P
    Jon P
    July 14, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

    That’s some Olympic-level height on those eyebrows, Walky.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 14, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

      Trying to break Joe’s record.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        July 14, 2013 at 9:15 pm | #

        Willis will not stop until someone’s eyebrows reached orbit.

  24. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    July 14, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

    *Much Laughter*

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      July 14, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

      Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        July 14, 2013 at 9:24 pm | #

        1 internet for that video. I always laugh at that.

  25. Jim
    Jim
    July 14, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

    Am I the only who can’t understand how anyone could walk down a hallway like that and not realize your junk is hanging out?

    • Belades
      Belades
      July 14, 2013 at 1:18 am | #

      One WOULD think the breeze would be a bit of a giveaway. Especially in what are presumably rather warm and snuggly pants.

      • ArkhamTexan
        ArkhamTexan
        July 14, 2013 at 10:31 am | #

        It’d be a bit of a giveaway but the niceness of how the breeze feels on our balls would distract us from noticing. Mmmmmm…

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          July 14, 2013 at 9:25 pm | #

          Someone need to design trousers with better air flow.

  26. TempestNaught
    TempestNaught
    July 14, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

    I’ve seen far more penis in this series of comics than I do from the softcore comics I read.

    I approve.

  27. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    July 14, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

    Quote: yes that tan area is what you think it is: Unquote.
    Therefore: I think it is his big toe. But everyone is free to think it is his dick.

    • zomgvampires
      zomgvampires
      July 14, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

      …I just cracked up at your comment considering your gravatar is Joyce. I’m half asleep and easily amused.

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        July 14, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

        Not anymore it’s not! 😀

        • Brian Lynch
          Brian Lynch
          July 14, 2013 at 10:29 am | #

          It’s even more appropriate now, what with carefully and specifically not thinking about dicks.

  28. Brother v
    Brother v
    July 14, 2013 at 12:51 am | #

    Well then, I think just saw Dotty’s favorite piece of carmel

  29. Whittier
    Whittier
    July 14, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

    The colour and position of the doorknob made this picture look *much* different at first glance.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      July 14, 2013 at 1:08 am | #

      +1

    • madock345
      madock345
      July 14, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

      I can’t see it. What can’t I see?

      • Whittier
        Whittier
        July 14, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

        Imagine that he had a very large erection pointing to his left, and the “tan patch” was just the base of the shaft.

  30. Honsuo
    Honsuo
    July 14, 2013 at 1:20 am | #

    In the immortal words of George Takei, “Oh Myyy.”

  31. John
    John
    July 14, 2013 at 1:22 am | #

    Why do they even make pajama pants that don’t button up in front?

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 14, 2013 at 1:56 am | #

      LOOK I DON’T KNOW

      especially don’t wear them with boxers that ALSO don’t button up in front

    • tom
      tom
      July 14, 2013 at 2:51 am | #

      Two words: easy access. The ladies are in a hurry, you don’t wanna slow ’em down.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        July 14, 2013 at 6:05 am | #

        I now have an image of a sex-hungry Dorothy just shoving her hand into the easy access hole and accidentally ripping off ‘lil Walky. Thank you.

      • Thor
        Thor
        July 14, 2013 at 7:21 am | #

        Deploy the lance! Ramming speed! All hands, prepare for impact!

  32. spriteless
    spriteless
    July 14, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

    I totally saw that door handle as part of his pants and thought DAYM.

  33. Phillip Wilde
    Phillip Wilde
    July 14, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

    No penis tag? Come on, Willis! You’re falling down on the job.

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 14, 2013 at 1:55 am | #

      A penis tag isn’t funny. A nipple tag is funny, especially when there’s a penis in the comic. AND NOW I’VE EXPLAINED THE JOKE FROM THAT SHORTPACKED! AND IT IS RUINED

      You’ve got a lot to answer for, Phillip.

  34. MarcinMN
    MarcinMN
    July 14, 2013 at 1:57 am | #

    His eyebrows shot right off his head.

  35. NightmareWarden
    NightmareWarden
    July 14, 2013 at 2:06 am | #

    I don’t care how tall or buff they are, I would not simply close my door. I’d walk up to them and smack ’em in the back of the head!
    Dang it, all that effort to avoid the word “big” yet I still said…Oh well, mistakes were made.

  36. Whittier
    Whittier
    July 14, 2013 at 2:14 am | #

    You know, in my dorm, guys regularly walked from their room to the showers totally naked. But this was Bible college, and Bible-college guys have a peculiar fascination with nudity.

  37. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    July 14, 2013 at 3:22 am | #

    Huh. So that’s what a circumcised penis looks like.

    • Doctor Lantern
      Doctor Lantern
      July 14, 2013 at 8:49 am | #

      Really? Cause I was just thinking “Well, Walky isn’t circumcised then, huh…”

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        July 14, 2013 at 10:19 am | #

        Walky is definitely circumcised. He mentioned it in a previous comic to which kitschensyngk is alluding

        • Luzahn
          Luzahn
          July 14, 2013 at 5:10 pm | #

          Hey, we don’t know that. It is entirely possible that Walky has never seen his own penis. =P

  38. Miss Hedgey
    Miss Hedgey
    July 14, 2013 at 3:37 am | #

    Little Walky penis? How adorable!

  39. Dave
    Dave
    July 14, 2013 at 3:53 am | #

    So Joe is getting wonky over a Walky winky?

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      July 14, 2013 at 9:29 pm | #

      At least he doesn’t go all wonka about it.

  40. GEP Geckodile
    GEP Geckodile
    July 14, 2013 at 4:16 am | #

    You can see it in the last pannel XD

  41. NightmareWarden
    NightmareWarden
    July 14, 2013 at 4:29 am | #

    I just realized: Walky might not be in his own room… He might’ve just hopped into the nearest room!

    • John
      John
      July 14, 2013 at 10:22 am | #

      Mary’s.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      July 14, 2013 at 1:02 pm | #

      Walky might not have *been* in his own room, indeed. The door slamming makes much more sense if this takes place in the *girls* hall. Joe’s presence does not contradict this explanation.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        July 14, 2013 at 1:03 pm | #

        Oops, I forgot Dorothy denied Walky access to her room for the past few days. Which means Walky’s in the boys corridor. Which means at least two of his most sheltered dorm mates are terrified at the sight of another man’s willy. They’re probably Howard and a younger version of David Willis. (They both exist somewhere in the Dumbiverse, right?)

        • John
          John
          July 14, 2013 at 1:36 pm | #

          I think Dumbiverse David Willis is the original creator of the Head Alien comics that D&MM is based on, so he’d likely be considerably older than the DoA crew.

          I gotta say I’d be perfectly happy if Howard never showed up in DoA. Maybe the accident that killed Ruth’s parents claimed Howard, too.

          • The Candyman
            The Candyman
            July 14, 2013 at 6:26 pm | #

            Don’t be mean. I thought Howard was interesting enough (as interesting as Joyce, anyway).

          • Thomas
            Thomas
            July 14, 2013 at 6:43 pm | #

            @ John: That Dumbiverse Willis would have the same age as the main characters is not too much of a stretch. He appeared as Alex’s roommate in Roomies.

  42. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    July 14, 2013 at 4:39 am | #

    Keep it hanging on, Walky XD

  43. Aesir
    Aesir
    July 14, 2013 at 5:21 am | #

    And then he finds his parents waiting for him in his room!

  44. SDHero
    SDHero
    July 14, 2013 at 5:23 am | #

    Ah, youth, the halcyon days where you can still have things like shame that haven’t been driven out of you by time and experience!

  45. Jackson
    Jackson
    July 14, 2013 at 10:21 am | #

    I feel like Joe thinks Walky’s doing it on purpose…

  46. Dusty Muffinsss
    Dusty Muffinsss
    July 14, 2013 at 11:28 am | #

    As much as I’ve been enjoying this webcomic, I have to admit…it’s made me kinda depressed :c

    • Whittier
      Whittier
      July 14, 2013 at 12:24 pm | #

      Out of curiosity–why?

      • Dusty Muffinsss
        Dusty Muffinsss
        July 20, 2013 at 6:33 pm | #

        Mainly personal reasons. But for a public display, I’ll just say I can’t relate to any of these characters. And I guess that makes me sad ;A;

  47. nothri
    nothri
    July 14, 2013 at 12:48 pm | #

    Walky, the cockblocker on your pants is malfunctioning. Talk to Danny. Maybe he can help you out. He’s an expert at this sort of thing.

    • Robin
      Robin
      July 14, 2013 at 3:27 pm | #

      At pants?

  48. NF
    NF
    July 14, 2013 at 12:51 pm | #

    It took me stupidly long to figure out this comic.

  49. Rufus
    Rufus
    July 14, 2013 at 2:10 pm | #

    Oh look, a Walky figure!

    • Rufus
      Rufus
      July 14, 2013 at 2:11 pm | #

      http://aftermidnightstudios.com/F-A-G-S/JustHangingOutFrontBackB.jpg

  50. Henry
    Henry
    July 14, 2013 at 3:19 pm | #

    Am I the only person who’s kind of sad that Ruth’s family isn’t an option on the latest poll?

    • zomgvampires
      zomgvampires
      July 14, 2013 at 3:45 pm | #

      wow man… wow. there are no words. (yes, I’m sad too)

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 14, 2013 at 3:53 pm | #

      It’s Freshman Family Weekend, and she ain’t a freshman!

      • John
        John
        July 14, 2013 at 6:22 pm | #

        If only Ruth were a freshman, we could have us some zombie Lessick action.

        • David
          David M Willis
          July 14, 2013 at 6:26 pm | #

          Well, “family” includes more than biological parents.

          • Whittier
            Whittier
            July 14, 2013 at 8:27 pm | #

            Ruth? She’s definitely “family”.

  51. mrman643
    mrman643
    July 14, 2013 at 5:38 pm | #

    I just started reading this comic two days ago and have been reading it from the beggining. Now I have caught up and I can finaly be included. Yaaaaay

    • David
      David M Willis
      July 14, 2013 at 6:26 pm | #

      Here is your certificate!

      • mrman643
        mrman643
        July 14, 2013 at 9:24 pm | #

        Don’t you receive me. There is no certificate

        • mrman643
          mrman643
          July 14, 2013 at 9:25 pm | #

          Poo, I meant deceive

        • ProfNekko
          ProfNekko
          July 14, 2013 at 10:14 pm | #

          he doesn’t want to recieve you, he’s a giver now bend over

  52. someguywithakatana
    someguywithakatana
    July 14, 2013 at 7:22 pm | #

    Well, I have now seen the Walky Cocky. I am now prepared to kill myself.

  53. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    July 14, 2013 at 11:42 pm | #

    Had to come back and check the final tally.

  54. JA
    JA
    July 15, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

    Did we really see Walky’s wang?

  55. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    July 15, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

    Nobody here seems to be aware of that NSFW version of Dorothy happily staring at Walky’s uncensored junk. It’s somewhere on Google images…

  56. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    July 15, 2013 at 2:53 am | #

    Oooopsieeeeee

  57. eddy_h
    eddy_h
    July 15, 2013 at 4:09 am | #

    Ah, the lesser spotted David Winkyton

  58. KingStarscream
    KingStarscream
    July 15, 2013 at 9:55 am | #

    …what, is my Gearbox hangin’ out or somethin’?

  59. Nico
    Nico
    August 1, 2013 at 6:54 pm | #

    Haha, You can see the tip

  60. Akites
    Akites
    January 10, 2014 at 6:24 am | #

    I SAW PENIS.

  61. DarkVeghetta
    DarkVeghetta
    June 21, 2015 at 3:18 pm | #

    When I saw Joe… at first I thought he’s Walky’s disapproving dad. O_o
    Yes, even when I red “Dude!”. Somehow that didn’t faze me coming from his dad.

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