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New game! BOLTED 
Barb O. Saur 
Walky is really damn witty when he wants to be.
Walky walks a witty life, may fall prey to a witty wife.
So break out the wine and then we shall dine
Let us toast to the couple free of marital strife
(Except that part concerning toys being thrown at heads).
…waht?
Okay, where’s that from? It sounds like a quote I remember, but I can’t for the life of me recall where.
Oh my Dorothy.
and her little dog too!
Well now Dorothy, then let me introduce you to… Atheist God.
The great and powerful ATHEISMO.
Why does it smell like spaghetti sauce? Sweet, garlicky, cheesy, yummy spaghetti sauce?
Edible gods are best gods.
I believe it is spelled AWESOM-O!
Makes sense as God does not believe that anyone created him.
that’s kinda mind-blowing right there
That depends on who you ask. Some faiths hold that God was once a human being on another world similar to ours, and became like His Heavenly Father, and is trying to guide us to follow in his footsteps.
Okay, so who created THAT Heavenly Father?
IT JUST GOES ON FOREVER!!
Turtles all the way down, Heavenly Fathers all the way up?
{That’s interesting.}
The one faith I’m aware of that believes this (Mormonism) is also not known for applying high levels of logical analysis to its beliefs, so yeah. Turtles for everyone.
No, eventually, after enough turtles, you would get to the Great A’tuin.
Usually after enough turtles I get all “Bleah” and go into a sugar coma.
But go up far enough and you end up way down.
Therefore, each heavenly father is a turtle.
If you live a REALLY pure life, I’m told you get to go to Super Heaven and live in the kingdom of Super God.
If what I understand from discussing it with a former Mormon temple office holder……. That’s exactly how it works. Also polygamous spirit sex
Does Reverse-Atheist God refuse to believe that he created the universe?
Yes. And yet he has a bunch of angels on his ass talking about how there’s no proof he didn’t create the universe.
Are the Angels on retainer? And who is paying that bill?
Blob Marley was right – IT JUST GOES ON FOREVER!!
well, athiest requires you not to believe in a higher power. If your god, you can probably say for sure there’s no higher power
All hail Athe!
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=798#comic
Wait: Her infant, premature baby would be pregnant?
Dorothy is one sick mother fucker. Maybe literally.
guess who the dad would be
Mike’s grandson.
For a nickel.
And adjusted for future inflation.
Mike’s a savvy investor. He just lies to other people about good strategy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PwVy15YgTA
Since people count themselves as parents, even when the spawn in still in the flesh crock pot. We can assume that any grandchildren can be merely immanent. And since Dorothy’s first born would still be a zygote that wouldn’t be viable outside of the womb, her grandkids would have to be twins gestating inside the zygote that is gestating inside of her.
Which leads to the question of who knocked up said zygote while it was inside of her. The possibilities are all more horrible than each other.
I think we can safely conclude that Dorothy should not be making any decisions that require rational thought when Walky is doing whatever it is he does to arouse her. With this in mind, she had best opt for a contraceptive implant, just to be as safe as she can hope to be.
I prefer to interprete that as a dig on how slow the comic advances versus reality.
They’re really tribbles.
In a universe where Walky could mature so fast, their child(ren) could be adults by the next day.
Oh yeah, he’s totally getting some freckled action tonight.
He will be connecting with the Dot(s) that’s for sure.
Sorry for the off topic post. David, what happened to your webcomic?
Working on getting it back up.
Good to hear. When it suddenly disappeared, I was somewhat concerned.
Walky and Dorothy are one of the cutest ships I’ve seen in a while, ugh I can’t handle how cute they are. my heart’s gonna explode.
GET THIS PERSON TO A HOSPITAL, STAT. THEY’VE OVERSHIPPED!
Does the patient have insurance?
Got it covered.
6 internets for you, Doctor Who.
6 Internets? Back in my day we’d be lucky to get one, and we were grateful for it.
Back in my day we awarded each other mimeograph machines. And we were ungrateful bastards about it.
Hah. Kids these days. When I was a young feller, we had to find a pointy rock and inscribe messages in the primordial ooze.
OOze? You were lucky. All we had was some amino acids to string together in a lame sort of Morse code before there was a Morse or a code.
Amino acids? You had amino acids? When I was a kid, the Big Bang was just the Little Pop. We had to cobble together our own carbon and silicon atoms out of wandering quarks to make tablets to scribe on.
Luxury.
Ooh, that’s an internet for each of the 6 days of the week.
Wait, what happened to Monday?
Actually it’s “Never on a Sunday”.
Monday has been cancelled due to a scheduling error.
No post on Sundays
That’s basically what happened to all us shippers at the of Digimon 02, but the reverse.
It wasn’t over-shipping but rather having EVERY ship sank at once thanks to THAT DAMMED EPILOGUE!!!
Matt and Sora my ass!
Walky and Dorothy do look good together though.
Reading your comment, I understood how Obiwan mujst have felt listening to Alderaan die
I think I laughed maniacally when I saw that ending. It was the ultimate trolling fo their fanbase.
Then it got kinda sadder when people went, ‘but they never showed the other characters’ spouses! They might still be married to each other!’
What epilogue? All I remember is that the final episode suddenly cut to black screen for several seconds…then credits.
It was a strange yet interesting way of ending the series!
You’re either thinking of the Suprano’s or, in a fit of self-preservation, have forgotten about the real ending of 02.
Good call.
Is it really a ship if it’s canon? Is Han/Leia a ship?
…well, they’re IN a ship, at least.
I’ve always considered it a ship if they were canon, it’s just a canon ship….all other ships would be headcanon
This is why men prefer to play dumb in a relationship…
I guess you could say it is the AGE we live in today?
*rimshot*
heh…nice!
Hey, if playing dumb works in war, it works in real life too.
And now we’re on to you
But how would you even know if we are playing dumb?
The problem is that too many people aren’t playing.
They are just really, really, good at it.
I swear I read “Jerky”
I don’t know what’s wrong with me T_T
Hungry for the other dried meat?
Man, If Walky got any smoother I’d have to spread him on toast
Spreading caramel on toast? Interesting combination.
I wouldn’t eat it, I just stare at it all day and wish I could be as smooth as it.
So smooth that the toast won’t even make crumbs.
And now I want french toast…
Meh! I prefer Cinnimon and toast…
Now that’s a nice combination!
If he was any smoother, you would slip over and do yourself an injury.
Oh I’d do more than just an injury
Why are we calling Dorothy Injury?
Wow Dorothy’s bloodline must have like cockroach genes in order for that to work out.
It’s lucky for her that newspapers are a rarity these day then, isn’t it. ^_^
I crush them with my ipad.
and break your iPad screen in the process? Not one of your better ideas.
Also, shoes still exist.
Your logic is sound
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fVj8A-K8E
Walky only has one pair though. That’s why she likes him.
Oh come on, throwing a toy at your head was clearly the best idea. I mean, you did go back and get it later, Dorothy.
You two have made out. So technically he did it right.
The ends justify the means. Considering that end was Dorothy’s, he was pretty damned justified.
Throwing a toy at her head got her attention, anyway!
Walky’s totes gonna get some at this rate. I mean, Dotty just stated she’d have jumped his bones almost immediately upon meeting him if he’d been this charming, no way she’s not implying she’ll do it now.
WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO THE SUN,
WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET SOME,
WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT FOR GOOD FUN,
WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET LUCKY!
Song of the summer!
but it’s Autumn!
I know. I was just having fond memories of the Colbert Report…
DAFT PUNK FOREVER! XD
Dorothy’s having political nerdgasam right now.
I didn’t realize there were TYPES of nerdgasms. Boy, have I been living wrong.
There different types nerds so in turn there a different types of nerdgasams.
“a” was supposed to “are”
I am just screwing up when it comes grammar and syntax tonight.
combo breaker
But it’s totally worth it, right Walky?
I refuse to believe your laziness overpowers your boners.
Unless Kernanator is a panda.
They don’t have fancy pants on.
THROW THEM OUT, GALASSO!
Galasso: THEY ARE WEARING FANCY PANTS! YOU, HOWEVER, ARE NOT WEARING FANCY PANTS!
aww damn.
I knew my loafers weren’t fancy enough, compared to jeans of such stunning quality that they are wearing.
Well, high quality jeans are so hard to come by these days.
They’re not even pajamas!
No more games, no more PAJAMAS!
NAKED SLEEPING FOR YOU
Dorothy aproves
Well, I don’t wear pajamas to sleep.
Is he calling sex with Dorothy work? Or introducing her to Robin? Because if it’s the former, he’s never getting laid, despite how much she wants him.
No I think he calls having babies work, which is more than fair enough.
Babies are work, but you get paid in love. And you can’t buy nachos with love.
especially when the nachos are free
You CAN buy love with nachos, however, but they need to be really good nachos.
Sure you can. I’ve traded in the love of my life for a particularly delicious plate of nachos*.
*not actually true
Thank goodness babies are work, or there would be no excuse for some people not having them…
Aside from allergies to adorableness? Or some kind of fear of babies?
Well, their cute-smell pheromones DO count as biochemical warfare…
Not just babies, grandbabies.
Those are the best kind, because you can give them back when you’re done with them. Nieces and nephews, also good.
Babies MacIntyre, are, of course, the worst.
(How had this strip been up for 19+ hours without a reference to “so babies”?)
That’s right! Amazing!
I think by “work”, he means having a serious, possibly lifelong relationship rather than just making out and watching D&MM.
So, apparently Walky is a freaking sex god in this universe.
You say that like it’s a surprise.
Yes, the dude live on the diet of freaking McNuggets, is a very smart dude but lazy and pretty much immature. How did he even becomes one?
Well, in this universe the responsibilities he’s hiding from are significantly less than those faced by his original iteration. I don’t think he’s ever been immature, just knows things will go easier if people think he is.
Besides, being immature is both fun and more comfortable … just like pajama jeans.
*in every universe.*
Fixed.
Yeah that’s a significant part of J&W!, if I recall correctly.
Man of caramel, woman of … umm … little help please?
In panel 5, he sure is. Yeaaaaahhhhh….
I know. That look is…. tantalizing.
Heck, if I don’t know any better, Walky’s luck with women are just as good as Nobita’s luck.
Suave, witty personality, or underachievement and nachos? Walky knows where his priorities lie.
Can’t we do both?
Walky did both.
At the same time
For a nickel?
Nah, they gave themselves up for free.
Dorothy just realized Walky can hold his own at fundraising dinners. Boom City.
Oh, guess my prediction failed.
…but aw, I love you guys so much. Never break up. ; w ;
Walky just summed up my philosophy regarding my job. The better you are at your job, the more they (The Man) ask you to do. The trick is to be competent enough to stay employed, be generally well-regarded, and get the occasional raise, but not excel to the point that they think you can handle a heavier work load. It is a delicate balance.
Anything less than your best is a disservice to yourself.
That said I’m pretty lazy.
But are you your best at being lazy? If you’re not getting the plushest couch cushions and the economy size bag of chips, you’re doing it wrong.
I met my first girlfriend in 1984. I was the first boyfriend she’d had that called her father “sir”.
That’s because he wasn’t knighted yet when she was dating all the other guys!
ba-dum psssssh
Gotta go with that ToTbC…way back then ‘sir’ was sop when introduced to anyone’s fathers.
Hell, yeah, and they would damn well remind you of it if you forgot.
Our youngest (17) has a boyfriend. He calls me “sir” or “Mr. Clark.” I call him “bub.” He complies wholeheartedly – he’s seen my gun rack.
I was raised the same way. I still use sir and ma’am regularly. It’s just how I was raised. (I’m 35).
I’m… well, on the wrong side of fifty. The Old Man taught me to address older men as “sir,” women my age or older as “ma’am,” and younger women as “miss,” unless I was on first-name terms. Oddly there never really was a protocol for younger men, for whom I tend to use an informal “buddy” or some such. I still use those forms of address.
If I didn’t love these two as a couple, I would shove Dorothy out of the frame in that last panel… (Apparently, nachos and Pepsi make for a strong and healthy ship!)
Hmmm… Having been trained by (Damn you) Willis to expect no good situation to last more than 5 minutes in this strip, I interrupt this euphoria to wonder what the heck Walky’s mom is saying to Dorothy’s mom. *Shudders*
“My daughter helped dressed my son and for that I thank you.”
Probably around the time she was undressing him -_-;;
Well, Walky is the caramel perfection and any excuse to get a peek of that, is a good one…..not that there’s anything wrong with that or anything.
Sal helped dress Walky? When was this? And why would Dorothy’s mom care?
saltchocolate is wondering what Walky’s mom is saying to Dorothy’s mom.
The universe! NOOOOO!!!!!!
Yeah — that’s probably the best-case scenario, Aizat. I’ll take it!
This is cute and all but what happened to CLIFF THE WAITER?!
sorry, my comment was meant to be a reply to you.
I was unsure if I should turn on my computer in the 20 minutes I have left before work.
Now I’m glad I did. Go Walky, go!
*harpsi-harpsichord* Inspector Walky!
*harpsi-harpsi-harpsichord* Wiigii!
He’s out hanging with Jimmy the D-Four Extra
Don’t forget Frank the Moving Prop.
dat last pannel.
the feels
The TAG doesn’t even call him Jerry.
The underachiever’s mantra: if I actually try, you’ll make me keep doing it.
Adorothy.
Grandpa Walky? That can be Willis’ next spin off…
Oh god. That last line. I can hear that in my ex boyfriend’s voice. It’s uncanny.
The would make the most awesome grandparents.
I am having trouble navigating back to this page once I cycle through comics.
I’m not sure Walky and Dorothy can breed can they? Are her regular genes compatible with his pajamagenes?
You know, leave a pun like that just lying around and somebody’s going to hurt themselves. Like me for example.
Ouch! *tripped over the pun*
Aw man, now we have a punshot hole in the wall….
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I like it when Dorothy gets hot . . . Will this lead to her & Walky doing it?
Although it seems like a large step considering that it wasn’t too long ago (strip time) when he wasn’t sure about breast touching even after she suggested it . . . .
Well, it looks like they are touching in the first panel, so maybe he managed to progress to that stage.
Dorothy’s the one doing the touching; it would be easier to pull an octopus off a piece of coral than it would be to get her to turn loose of Walky’s arm.
Walky, on the other hand, isn’t touching anything, let alone one of Dorothy’s erogenous zones.
Hey, he is still getting to touch boob.
I see what you did there.
Argh, that was supposed to be a reply to What was the question again?
Translation of Ambers words to non-creepy status.
If Walky was nearly as charming and confident as he is now when she met him she would have mounted him and bore him a son. That son would then Retain his fathers charisma and by virtue of being Walkys child attract a fine female to bear him a child and thus bestow another heir to the Walkerton line
*DOROTHY Im sorry
BY the way can someone draw a Son of Walky and Amber using the Willis design formula of distinctive feats derived from opposite sex parent.
That’s not Amber.
i must now commit seppuku
(smile)
Okay… so I guess they could have adopted a young lady, under the age of adulthood of course, who was pregnant and her had child within the time frame of them meeting and a day or so ago the Friday evening (as Dorothy was already fed up with studying and could have used the break.) Other than that, I can’t see it, especially as this universe is far enough away from the others to avoid any form of excessive technology overlap.
I only say this due to Dumbing of Age’s cameo in Shortpacked
I don’t believe this contains anything spoileriffic.
http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1761
I don’t want any past comments to send the wrong message, so I need to be clear now. I believe that God (specifically in the Bible) is real.
That’s nice.