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June 29, 2026

Slut-shame

by David M Willis on September 20, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Just Hangin' Out With My Family
└ Tags: dean mchenry, linda, roz, walky

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  1. Shadow12000
    Shadow12000
    September 20, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Yeah you’d be fine Walky, otherwise you’d be in quite the hairy predicament.

    • Ryune
      Ryune
      September 20, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      Hey, every man probably has a brush with the worry of early balding.

      • vonnegut
        vonnegut
        September 20, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

        Hopefully his fears are receding, though.

        • Paul
          Paul
          September 20, 2013 at 1:46 am | #

          That is the pattern, for most males.

          • marr
            marr
            September 20, 2013 at 4:20 am | #

            It is hard to just brush away the fear.

            • marr
              marr
              September 20, 2013 at 4:20 am | #

              I should probably comb through previous posts before replying though.

              • Bilfred
                Bilfred
                September 20, 2013 at 9:53 am | #

                Nah, sometimes just plunking one at random is effective too.

                • HAB
                  HAB
                  September 20, 2013 at 1:38 pm | #

                  And then everything goes grey.

    • qka
      qka
      September 20, 2013 at 1:11 am | #

      God is good.
      God is fair.
      Some he gave brains.
      Others, hair.

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        September 20, 2013 at 1:18 am | #

        Thank you!

      • Lord Geovanni
        Lord Geovanni
        April 1, 2014 at 1:34 pm | #

        Wally has both

  2. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    September 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Maybe he should bring this up at the next gender studies class.

  3. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Seriously? Slut shaming is the answer to HALF of a quiz?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      I put Slut Shaming for my name and got extra points.

      • Slut Shaming
        Slut Shaming
        September 20, 2013 at 11:28 pm | #

        so that’s why I got the wrong paper back

    • Zebalien
      Zebalien
      September 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      I agree. It should be at LEAST 94% of EVERY quiz.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      September 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      (I think he might be exaggerating for dramatic effect)

      • Scoops
        Scoops
        September 20, 2013 at 1:35 am | #

        Comedic.

        • What was the question again?
          What was the question again?
          September 20, 2013 at 12:54 pm | #

          Dromedaryic!

          • gabrielcrim
            gabrielcrim
            September 21, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

            camels?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 20, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      It may have been a quiz on slut-shaming.

    • Dragonwheel
      Dragonwheel
      September 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

      That’s how I did so well on the SAT’s.

      • Kam
        Kam
        September 20, 2013 at 4:13 pm | #

        Slut-shaming Aptitude Tests?

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      September 20, 2013 at 8:12 am | #

      The answer to the other half is “male academia.”

  4. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Walky is hard to miss. Unfortunate for his parents and Walkertons everywhere.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 20, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      Walky is easy to miss provided he leaves you alone long enough for you to get the opertunity.

      • Kraang the Somewhat Wobbly
        Kraang the Somewhat Wobbly
        September 20, 2013 at 10:31 am | #

        He’s even easier to miss if you’re too inebriated to aim properly.

  5. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Walky, stop reminding me of myself.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      Wait, you are afraid of getting bald too?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        September 20, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

        And going grey prematurely. There’s family history of both, so I’m nervous.

        • Bruceski
          Bruceski
          September 20, 2013 at 3:36 am | #

          I’ve got that natural mohawk thing going, where the widow’s peak stays but the bits just above each temple pull back, and a spot on the back of the head. I need to find some photos of Grandpa, see how bad it’s gonna get.

        • Ongion
          Ongion
          September 20, 2013 at 12:49 pm | #

          Man, I’ve been going grey since I was 7 years old…

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 20, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

        Hair doesn’t drop off your head, it falls through your nose and ears.

  6. Maki
    Maki
    September 20, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    And the other half of the quiz is answered by the words “male privilege.”

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      September 20, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      Check!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 20, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

      The only way to counter male privilege is with Man-Card theft.

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        September 20, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

        What? Damn! Give it back!!!

      • davidbreslin101
        davidbreslin101
        September 20, 2013 at 7:19 am | #

        I burnt my man-card when they asked me to sign up for an unjust war.

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          September 20, 2013 at 9:24 am | #

          The War on Women, right?

  7. Pizzathehutt
    Pizzathehutt
    September 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    2 words, BALD WALKY. 😛

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Seen it already.

      • Pizzathehutt
        Pizzathehutt
        September 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

        Where! I got to know!

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          September 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

          Just imagine Walky’s hair isn’t there.

          • Pizzathehutt
            Pizzathehutt
            September 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

            Mindblowing 0-0

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          September 20, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

          Other universe, Walky shaved his head for a few strips until it grew back.

          • Paul
            Paul
            September 20, 2013 at 1:49 am | #

            I don’t quite remember, that might only be in the paid strips.

            • saltchocolate
              saltchocolate
              September 20, 2013 at 6:22 am | #

              No — I’ve seen it, and I haven’t checked those out, yet. It’s somewhere in *It’s Walky.*

              • someguywithakatana
                someguywithakatana
                September 20, 2013 at 11:39 am | #

                Joyce and Walky actually. He sold his hair to buy a chain for Joyce’s pocket watch.

                Incidentally, he plans on getting her a pocket watch for her birthday.

                • Rogue of Space
                  Rogue of Space
                  September 20, 2013 at 1:07 pm | #

                  Huh. I think I actually read the story that originally came from.

                • John
                  John
                  September 20, 2013 at 5:30 pm | #

                  The Gift of the Magi, by O. Henry. I think everyone is required to read it at some point in high school English. Because it’s litterachur. By which I mean terrible, in that special kind of terrible that boards of education love to turn kids off of reading forever with.

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      September 20, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      bald where?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 20, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

      By Bald Walky, you mean his penis right? 😛

      • Dicrel Seijin
        Dicrel Seijin
        September 20, 2013 at 5:15 am | #

        That’s right, he meant a “balled” Walky. (I’m so ashamed….)

  8. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 20, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky…..you did learn genetics in school, right?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      What he’s saying is true. You get baldness from the female side of the family usually.

      • Ryune
        Ryune
        September 20, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

        Regardless, I think Walky’s skintone means he is quite safe from Dean McHenry’s pattern baldness.

        • CleverTrousers
          CleverTrousers
          September 20, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

          Linda’s not beige. Neither is Deany.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 20, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

          He’s just saying no matter WHAT he wouldn’t have gotten it from him. It’s completely hypothetical.

      • Paul
        Paul
        September 20, 2013 at 1:52 am | #

        Like most genetics, it’s way more complicated than just “mother’s family.” That has a lot to do with it, for a variety of reasons, but there are a number of studies showing that, if you’re father is bald, you’re several times more likely to go bald yourself, no matter what your mother’s family looks like.

  9. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    September 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    I find myself right now regretting having not taken a gender-studies class.

    • Resne
      Resne
      September 20, 2013 at 2:21 am | #

      I find myself regretting all of Walky’s sentences.

  10. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    September 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Okay, gender studies has been brought up, Roz and Robin are present, all we need now is Leslie to show up and all the parent day drama will have been worth it.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      And then Leslie squiggly smiles and everyone’s life is complete.

      • Pizzathehutt
        Pizzathehutt
        September 20, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        Then Joyce super smiles and everyone dies of cute.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          September 20, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

          Then Sal smiles (period) and everyone dies if shock.

          • Comrade
            Comrade
            September 20, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

            Then it turns out Head Alien has been manipulating this universe all along, because that’s the only explanation I can possibly think of for why Sal would ever smile.

            • Andrusi
              Andrusi
              September 20, 2013 at 9:25 am | #

              Maybe she’s ticklish.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              September 20, 2013 at 10:41 am | #

              What about ‘pretending to be from Avalon for her parents’ benefit”? It wasn’t *that* long ago.

              • The Candyman
                The Candyman
                September 20, 2013 at 7:25 pm | #

                A genuine smile, then.

    • John
      John
      September 20, 2013 at 5:31 pm | #

      Leslie may be too awesome for parents’ day to contain.

  11. Lavaticmay
    Lavaticmay
    September 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky: “I don’t know, but I hope we never have to find out”

    • tbf
      tbf
      September 20, 2013 at 8:16 am | #

      Balding of Age: a new webcomic from David Willis, coming this fall.

      • Lavaticmay
        Lavaticmay
        September 20, 2013 at 9:52 pm | #

        Now I imagine it’s an alt universe where the parents are the college kids and the main cast is their parents

  12. John
    John
    September 20, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    For a brief moment, I like Roz.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      For a boxers moment, I like Walky.

      • Mo
        Mo
        September 20, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        For a thong moment, I like Billie.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          September 20, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

          For a commando moment I like Marcie.

          • Paul
            Paul
            September 20, 2013 at 1:53 am | #

            For a New York Minute, everything can change…

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

        So, Walky wear boxers? Good to know.

        • Bill
          Bill
          September 20, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

          Boxers *and* briefs.  He is Walky, after all.

          • Sailor_Arashi
            Sailor_Arashi
            September 20, 2013 at 4:06 am | #

            Just wait for the multi-part story arc where he learns that Boxer-Briefs are a thing that exists.

      • John
        John
        September 20, 2013 at 2:36 am | #

        For a boxer moment, you really want Amber. Did you see the uppercut that girl’s packing?

  13. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    September 20, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    His name is Walky, but he’s not so good at the Talky.

    Or, he’s great at it, I can never tell.

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      September 20, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      He great at sensing when episode of Monkey Master is on within a 3 mile radius, and being generally inept at recognizing and observing to social norms and courtesies.

      • Shade
        Shade
        September 20, 2013 at 1:57 am | #

        I would argue that he recognizes them at least some of time. He just doesn’t see the point to most of them, and so ignores them unless he gets in trouble for it.

      • Andiemus
        Andiemus
        September 20, 2013 at 3:51 am | #

        I think he’s just screwing with his mom’s old squeeze and the Dean of his university at the same time. I can’t say I wouldn’t be tempted.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 20, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      AgentKeen: But for Dotty’s say I hope he is good at the Porky. 😀

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 20, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

        say=sake

    • kixon shadowbane
      kixon shadowbane
      September 27, 2013 at 1:59 pm | #

      He is better at it close to the end of joyce and walky

  14. Cholma
    Cholma
    September 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    I’ve never understood how mothers transfer the hair gene since I’ve never seen balding women, only men. (not counting women cancer patients) My dad went bald, as did his dad, but my mom has all her hair and both her parents had full heads of hair when they died. (didn’t know my great-grandparents)

    Doesn’t make sense that women pass on a gene that doesn’t affect them.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      All the women in my family are balding.
      There ya go.
      They wear wigs. Cuz women don’t like being bald.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 20, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      There are just somethings that just raises too many questions.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      September 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Balding happens to some women — it just doesn’t follow *male patterns.* You can call it thinning, in most women. But some lose so much hair that you can see most of their skull through the wisps and strands. And most of *those* women wear wigs.

    • Chubsius
      Chubsius
      September 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      It’s because baldness (as the studies show) is contained on the X chromosome. Men can only get an X chromosome from their mother, as their Y chromosome comes from the father.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 20, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      Quite simply, baldness, like hemophilia, is, at least partially, controlled by recessive* genes on the X chromosome.

      An illustration:

      Assume a couple has 2 children, a boy and a girl (also assume neither is intersex nor trans).

      Now, assume the mother’s father was a hemophiliac with a tendency toward baldness (and that both of those qualities are governed by a single gene, just to simplify the thought experiment**).

      She will have gotten a defective X from him, and (again, for simplicity’s sake, we assume) a good one from her mother. Let’s assume, also that the father has a good X.

      The girl will have gotten a good X from her father, so no matter which of her mother’s X’s she got a copy of, she will not express baldness nor hemophilia.

      The boy on the other hand, will get a Y from his father, thus, if he gets Grampa’s bad X, instead of Gramma’s good one, he will go bald, and he will have hemophilia.

      For the girl to express baldness and hemophilia, her father will have to have had those qualities (so she got a bad X from him) and have gotten grampa’s bad X.

      Women DO experience baldness, BTW, it’s just rarer and even more likely to be hidden, and is more likely to be assumed to be due to illness or malnutrition, etc, than simple age.

      * The dominant/recessive thing is very much oversimplified, but, a) again, trying to keep this as simple as possible, and b) I don’t really know enough to explain how it really works.
      ** It may or may not be true, but trying to find the current state of knowledge about that is more work than a simple thought experiment is worth.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 20, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

        In other words, women need both Bald-Xs to be bald, men only need one Bald-X.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          September 20, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

          To sum up, yes.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 20, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

            Science sure is fun. ^_^

        • Andiemus
          Andiemus
          September 20, 2013 at 3:54 am | #

          And one more thing, since men get a Y chromosome from their father, they only get an X from their mother, meaning X-linked baldness can’t be passed from father to son. Same with the “warrior gene” associated with psychopathic killers.

  15. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    September 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Wally’s survival instincts are defective. Way to piss off *your Dean,* dude.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Walky’s survival instincts are just as bad.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        September 20, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

        Damn auto-correct!!

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 20, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Don’t worry, his nepotism powers will save him.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 20, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Also, judging by this strip the Dean evidently has the patience of a saint. I can only imagine how much work Robin went through to make him disgruntled at the beginning of the scene.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        September 20, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

        You have a point, there, Wack’d. Or two points, to be accurate.

      • Shade
        Shade
        September 20, 2013 at 1:59 am | #

        Either he has the patience of a saint, or just as likely he’s dealt with quite a few students similar to Walky, and so just isn’t as fazed anymore. It depends on how he acts in the next strip.

  16. David
    David
    September 20, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    Wait, I thought it was Leslie who was slut-shaming Roz, and the dean just made the point that you shouldn’t record yourself doing it inside the college dorms?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      Leslie was all for her expressing her sexuality. I can’t imagine Leslie slut-shaming anyone.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 20, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

        Well, other people had done it for her…..or she really hated shaming people of any kind?

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      September 20, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

      Pretty sure it wasn’t Leslie doesn’t seem like something she would do, Pretty sure Robin who was slut shamming.

    • Matt
      Matt
      September 20, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      You’re half right. It was Joyce who slut-shamed Roz, but the Dean just shut it down to save the school’s rep. Leslie backed Roz’s right to express her freedom, but otherwise didn’t really do anything.

      • Josie
        Josie
        September 20, 2013 at 9:31 am | #

        Does anyone have a link to the comic?

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          September 20, 2013 at 3:31 pm | #

          Just follow the “dean mchenry” tag – it’s where he has been last seen before yesterday’s comic.

    • Bill
      Bill
      September 20, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      Regardless of who was doing it, I don’t really remember that Roz was all that ashamed.  It seems to me her biggest concern was her mother threatening that continued conduct like that could derail the gravy train and she’d become an ex-IU student.

      • Bill
        Bill
        September 20, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

        Sorry, it was the Dean who was dropping the unveiled hint that she could be bounced from the student body.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        September 20, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

        Robin is Roz’s sister, not mother.

        • Bill
          Bill
          September 20, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

          Right you are.  I’ll eventually get these characters all straightened out as to who’s related to who (and how) and who’s shipping who.  Shouldn’t take more than maybe another year….

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            September 20, 2013 at 3:02 pm | #

            So, another week in comic time then.

          • kixon shadowbane
            kixon shadowbane
            September 27, 2013 at 2:12 pm | #

            Dosent help the shiping is difernt between the difernt comics with the same charaters

    • Random832
      Random832
      September 20, 2013 at 11:17 am | #

      You know (directed at everyone in this thread), there’s a link to the “roz” tag right at the top of the page, which provides an easy way to find those strips.

  17. vsophi
    vsophi
    September 20, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Aw, what an anti-climactic strip. Lame birthday. D:

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 20, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Dude, my parents forgot my birthday for 10 years…it was only when I was 15 that they actually remembered my birthday. What’s this have to do about lame birthdays? I don’t know.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      I got a head wound on my birthday once. Got tackle-hugged straight into the metal dividing rail on a set of cafeteria doors.

      • vsophi
        vsophi
        September 20, 2013 at 3:43 am | #

        Yeesh, perspective is a humbling thing.

      • L.K. Croctuta
        L.K. Croctuta
        January 17, 2015 at 10:13 pm | #

        Me, one birthday during high school I was suffering from a sinus infection AND I had ACT prep AND my mom forgot school let out early because of that so I had to wait for like half an hour for her to pick me up.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      September 20, 2013 at 10:46 am | #

      My brother got spanked on his birthday once. His second birthday, to be specific. Of course, he had just set fire to the living room…

  18. Jon P
    Jon P
    September 20, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    I’m surprised. I figured Linda’s connection to the dean was what got Little Miss Felon and her socially unusual brother enrolled here.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      It could still be that without him DIRECTLY recognizing who they are. He could just recomend them by seeing their name on a list or something. He could’ve even had someone in his office do it.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 20, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      I’m guessing that Walky got in because of his good grades what with him being a Brilliant but Lazy person and all.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      September 20, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      How is Walky socially unusual?? (Okay, other than the pajama pants…)

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 20, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

        He’s more childish than socially unusual.

    • Belegcam
      Belegcam
      September 20, 2013 at 2:40 am | #

      I don’t think the dean’s intervention is all that necessary. It’s generally not all that hard for in-state students to get into that state’s public schools. Where I grew up, I think a 25 ACT or a 3.0 GPA would get you automatic admission. Not hard to believe Walky and Sal managing that.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        September 20, 2013 at 10:46 am | #

        Walky could, he apparently gets straight A grades without trying.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          September 20, 2013 at 7:54 pm | #

          To describe Walky, I think Ben Franklin said it best: “He’s smart enough to name a horse in nine languages, and yet ignorant enough to buy a cow to ride on.”

  19. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    September 20, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    There are bald woman but they are more likely to wear wigs than men maybe? Also, fluffy hair permanents conceal some, and woman don’t follow the same bald pattern as men. I read all this somewhere. Got a junkyard mind, most stuff sticks.

    • andyy
      andyy
      September 20, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

      did you read the part about perms in the 80s

  20. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    September 20, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    Way to keep thoughts internal, Walky.

  21. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    September 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Walky doesn’t need help from mom to be enrolled, he’s very bright, he just doesn’t work at it. Sal is another story, she works at what she wants and to hell with the rest of it. So maybe for her, yes.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 20, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

      Work for it? I guess we could call screwing the teacher’s assistant under the assumption he’d improve her grade could be called working.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        September 20, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

        To be fair, she DID actually study and try to learn the material; it just wasn’t sinking in.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          September 20, 2013 at 6:37 am | #

          I’ve known lots of smart people to hit a wall with college level math, when their real strength is in language-based fields. Likewise, a lot of science types — very smart — don’t have it easy in humanities courses.

  22. RobHagen
    RobHagen
    September 20, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Internal Monologues and Walky do not mix.

  23. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 20, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

    I wish Roz wore her condom hat in this strip; it would have been so perfect.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 20, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

      She could headbutt the Dean with it.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        September 20, 2013 at 8:58 am | #

        Like the rare condom unicorn she is.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      September 20, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

      She only wears that on holidays and special occasions.

      • Bill
        Bill
        September 20, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

        Like Margaret Sanger’s birthday.

  24. Lavaticmay
    Lavaticmay
    September 20, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

    Wow, Wally must really want to fight the dean.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 20, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

      And Walky will help him!

      • Lavaticmay
        Lavaticmay
        September 20, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

        Curse, my phone has betrayed me again. *shouts to sky* DAMN YOU AUTO CORRRRRRRRRECT!!!!

  25. Agera
    Agera
    September 20, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

    There’s a typo in the hover over text. You need to drop the y.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      September 20, 2013 at 1:01 am | #

      You’re looking at a cached version of the page. Typo was fixed an hour ago!

    • bunivasal
      bunivasal
      September 20, 2013 at 2:06 am | #

      Why drop the Y when you can drop the
      BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOONTZSSSSSSSSSOONZTSSSSSSOONZSSSSOONTZOONTZONTZOONTZOONTZOONTZ

      • Groove
        Groove
        September 20, 2013 at 3:47 am | #

        I miss cooking with Skrillex, it was a great meme.

  26. Badeyes
    Badeyes
    September 20, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

    Man I keep running across “Dave Willis is a jerkface” links and they just bring me here. Already know how to get here.

  27. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    September 20, 2013 at 2:01 am | #

    I don’t understand what anyone sees in Walky. He has all the intelligence of a small community of shellfish and all the charm and wit of a drowned cigarette butt. To steal a line from Foghorn Leghorn: “That boy’s about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.”

    • Shade
      Shade
      September 20, 2013 at 2:05 am | #

      Actually, it’s been stated in both DOA and the original Walkyverse that Walky is actually very smart. He’s just kinda lazy and doesn’t like the expectations that come with his intelligence, so he purposely plays dumb.

      Of course, he also has the emotional maturity of a ten-year-old, so I suppose that’s something.

      • AlsoSprachOdin
        AlsoSprachOdin
        September 20, 2013 at 3:34 am | #

        Going by this strip, said intelligence seems like an Informed Ability.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          September 20, 2013 at 10:51 am | #

          You can be very intelligent from a facts and information standpoint and still be very emotionally immature.

          • John
            John
            September 20, 2013 at 8:26 pm | #

            Or, for all the D&D players in the audience: Intelligence and Wisdom are different stats.

            Getting a good zinger in on the Dean: maybe intelligent, not real wise.

            • John
              John
              September 20, 2013 at 8:28 pm | #

              (And then there’s Charisma, which lets you deliver the zinger such that the Dean laughs with you.)

            • narmenduke
              narmenduke
              September 20, 2013 at 10:28 pm | #

              There was a friend of mine in college (whom we truly did, and still do, love to death) that the rest of our friend group would describe as “high Int, low Wisdom.”

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      September 20, 2013 at 2:58 am | #

      Walky is awesome

    • Logician
      Logician
      September 20, 2013 at 5:31 am | #

      I find him by far the most charming of the male characters. Danny, Ethan, Joe & Mike are people I would avoid (for different reasons), but Walky I can imagine hanging out with and having fun. Sure, he’s tediously childish at times, but he enjoys life without it being at other people’s expense.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        September 20, 2013 at 10:52 am | #

        Jason, on the other hand, is awesome. Though he apparently likes the idea of losing his job.

    • Genera Zollinger
      Genera Zollinger
      September 20, 2013 at 6:32 am | #

      I’ve been wondering that myself. Since this is the only Willis strip I’ve read, I don’t have any alt timeline information about him. I had really just assumed he was getting some kind of indulgence because of who he is in other universes, because in this one he’s just childish and irritating. IMO, of course.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        September 20, 2013 at 10:55 am | #

        Most american comedy is about people who are far, FAR more idiotic and irritating than Walky. It’s sort of a staple of the medium; if anything we’re getting off easy.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 20, 2013 at 9:28 am | #

      Personally I dislike him for his emotional immaturity. It’s one thing to like what you like and live how you want but he’s so immature and rude about it.

      If they were real People Walky is the last male regular cast member I’d want to ever associate with.

  28. Clementine
    Clementine
    September 20, 2013 at 2:36 am | #

    I’m just so happy to see “romantic autonomy” and “slut-shaming” discussed in comics. Seriously. I am so happy.

  29. Jesse
    Jesse
    September 20, 2013 at 4:51 am | #

    Walkyyy, that’s not how genes work!

    • apostateCourier
      apostateCourier
      September 20, 2013 at 9:00 am | #

      METAL GEAR? INFERIOR/SUPERIOR = RECESSIVE/DOMINANT
      METAL GEAR!

      Couldn’t help being reminded of that. I kinda want to (find someone to) draw Walky as Liquid Snake now.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 20, 2013 at 5:58 pm | #

        Therefore Sal must be Solid Snake and thus my arch-nemesis.

        • Jesse
          Jesse
          September 20, 2013 at 11:13 pm | #

          I can imagine her dressed as Solid Snake. She’s already got the colour scheme and smoking habit. Also, Walky can go around yelling “SSISTERR!!”

  30. nothri
    nothri
    September 20, 2013 at 4:58 am | #

    I admire walky’s ability to make meeting his mom’s ex as awkward for that guy as it must be for him. Without, I’m sure, even trying.

  31. Nono
    Nono
    September 20, 2013 at 7:32 am | #

    So Linda used to be called Linda McHenry? What was her maiden surname?

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      September 20, 2013 at 3:11 pm | #

      Mitchell.

  32. MechGirl
    MechGirl
    September 20, 2013 at 8:40 am | #

    Not related to today’s strip, but to Ethan’s situation, I just saw this article on Slate. Upcoming plot twist, Mr. Willis?

  33. Fox
    Fox
    September 20, 2013 at 9:40 am | #

    Gotta love Walky. He’s just a cute troll.

  34. Tenn
    Tenn
    September 20, 2013 at 10:01 am | #

    My brain suddenly started shipping Walky/Roz while I was distracted.

    • Lavaticmay
      Lavaticmay
      September 20, 2013 at 1:46 pm | #

      You get used to it after a while

  35. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    September 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm | #

    OK this is hilarious. Never get a brain-mouth filter David. Never ever. It wouldn’t be you.

  36. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 20, 2013 at 3:07 pm | #

    You can tell Linda knows her son well, she just plows through his statement in the first panel.

  37. joeyo
    joeyo
    September 20, 2013 at 8:08 pm | #

    Punch him in his FAAAAAAAAACE!

    • joeyo
      joeyo
      September 20, 2013 at 8:08 pm | #

      Wait, wrong comic.

  38. bridgebrain
    bridgebrain
    September 20, 2013 at 8:26 pm | #

    Woo, archive binge complete! Great comic so far, and looking eagerly forward to its continuation 🙂

    • GrrArg42
      GrrArg42
      September 22, 2013 at 10:33 pm | #

      …ONE OF US…ONE OF US…ONE OF US…

  39. Ruck Bogers
    Ruck Bogers
    September 20, 2013 at 8:27 pm | #

    No, Walky, it doesn’t work that way. My mom’s family has great hair, my dad’s family is bald, and my brother is losing his hair.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      September 20, 2013 at 9:31 pm | #

      Actually, he WAS right. By gene, I’m sure he meant the X chromosome, which indeed does contain the gene for hair.

  40. Somebody
    Somebody
    September 25, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    That isn’t entirely accurate, though in a way I guess.

  41. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 14, 2015 at 8:43 pm | #

    Well, you know what they say about big noses…

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