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Muster

by David M Willis on April 21, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - I Was a Teenage Churchmouse

└ Tags: dorothy, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    April 21, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Dorothy will be a reproductive president…?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 21, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      And thus, Dotty will be destined to become the first Atheist Pro-Life Feminist President. :3

      • hoovy_woopeans
        hoovy_woopeans
        April 21, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

        lol if you think Dorothy would be pro-life

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 21, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          At the very least she might feel the need to create a baby boom to deal with the aging population.

          • cooledd4
            cooledd4
            April 21, 2014 at 8:09 am | #

            “Will our president need to take time off?” We will find out next in bias news at 11

          • The Candyman
            The Candyman
            April 21, 2014 at 9:33 am | #

            Suddenly World Peace has a downside.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      April 21, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

      Ah, but will President Dorothy need to take maternity leave? Will the Vice President take over her duties? For how long? And she’ll have her job when she returns from leave, right?

      • Ghola
        Ghola
        April 22, 2014 at 2:20 pm | #

        That’s the job of the vice president, to make sure the very idea of displacing the president is such a terrifying idea no one dares to try it.

        Worked for Teddy Roosevelt.

  2. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    April 21, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    STRICT SCHEDULING IS KEY!

  3. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    April 21, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 21, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      So Dotty becomes a breeder? Malaya will become her rival for sure. 😛

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 21, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Does she leave the glasses on during sex because she’s in a hurry, or because glasses are totally hot?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 21, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Because if she took them off, Walky would have no idea who this blonde chick on top of him is.

    • Dr. Zeus
      Dr. Zeus
      April 21, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Depending on how bad her eyes are it could be ’cause Walky’s totally hot.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      April 21, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Ok, I’m a dude, but I leave my glasses on during sex because I like being able to see what I’m doing. I’ve never been with a girl who also wore glasses, but I would expect them to wear them as well.

      • Nakari
        Nakari
        April 21, 2014 at 2:04 am | #

        Male, been with a girl with glasses. We both took ours off. To not go horribly detailed: When one of you is leaning down, they begin slipping. Especially if you’re sweating.

        This is not a good thing.

        • gka
          gka
          April 21, 2014 at 7:04 am | #

          Yeah, they just end up falling off at the most inconvenient times. And when the kissing starts to get confused and intense, if both of you are wearing them, that can lead to collisions.

          • garaden
            garaden
            April 21, 2014 at 10:40 am | #

            Yep. Tink!

            …and now I’m imagining two gay guys “swordfighting”, complete with sound effects…

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              April 21, 2014 at 11:52 am | #

              And now I’m imagining two gay guys “swordfighting” while quoting The Princess Bride…

              “You are wonderful!”

              “Thank you. I’ve worked hard to become so.”

              “I admitted you are better than I am.”

              “Then why are you smiling?”

              “Because I know something you don’t know.”

              “What’s that?”

              “I am not left-handed!”

              • Ivan
                Ivan
                April 21, 2014 at 2:05 pm | #

                Glad I missed the movie AND your twist of imagination!!

                • Kernanator
                  Kernanator
                  April 21, 2014 at 5:24 pm | #

                  I’m sorry, I’m trying to figure out what you’re saying and having trouble with it.

                • Ghola
                  Ghola
                  April 22, 2014 at 2:23 pm | #

                  You’ve.. You’ve never seen Princess Bride?!

                  God, that’s right isn’t it..
                  All those great movies were never part some of your childhoods…
                  You poor, poor bastards..

              • ocbrad1
                ocbrad1
                April 21, 2014 at 5:55 pm | #

                And Kern has forever changed my perception of that movie!

      • TCS
        TCS
        April 21, 2014 at 3:03 pm | #

        What if she’s nearsighted?

  5. aaaaaaaa
    aaaaaaaa
    April 21, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky preforms another sex. And another.

    • The Cozburger
      The Cozburger
      April 21, 2014 at 3:46 am | #

      Yeah, the novelty’s definitely wearing off, now…

      • JeffEpp
        JeffEpp
        April 21, 2014 at 4:06 am | #

        That’s not the impression that I’m getting.

  6. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    April 21, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Hope they bought some more condoms or are they still using the amazi-ones?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 21, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      They ran out of Amazi-condoms. Now they’re using Fantasti-condoms.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 21, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      They got new ones. While condoms that render you immune to criticism are great confidence boosters when you’re new to this, if you stick with them how are you ever going to improve?

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      April 21, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Either way, The Great and Powerful Willis has said that Dorothy is on the pill.

      Plus, it’s not hard to get condoms for free on a college campus.

      • Equuizzicals
        Equuizzicals
        April 21, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        relevant?
        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/04-the-bechdel-test/planned/

        • Sir Robin
          Sir Robin
          April 21, 2014 at 7:28 pm | #

          That was my assumption

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          April 21, 2014 at 9:55 pm | #

          I’m tempted to make that jingle… =|

          [nah]

  7. -JAD-
    -JAD-
    April 21, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    It’s his weenus / it’s his fire / and your desire…

    • burntnorris
      burntnorris
      April 21, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      My god.

    • brionl
      brionl
      April 21, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Dorothy on Walkie atop
      Burning like a caramel flame

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        April 21, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

        Libido of unscheduled love
        His weenus was insane

  8. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 21, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    *Reads ALTTEXT* Reproductivity huh? mhmmmmmmm!

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      April 21, 2014 at 10:49 am | #

      It’s not about having babies, it’s about being productive a second time!

  9. newllend
    newllend
    April 21, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    The fall of Dorothy.

  10. rhelmot
    rhelmot
    April 21, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    That’s one hell of a title-text callback!

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    April 21, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky: The 15 Minute-Man.

  12. Maveric1984
    Maveric1984
    April 21, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Fifteen minutes eh? I know I lasted a very different amount of time when I was new to the thumpaspring. Perhaps Dorothy is good at teaching foreplay.

    • Bill
      Bill
      April 21, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

      If Dorothy can save fifteen minutes by just “holding it”, I’m just trying to figure out what all she has to do when she takes a bathroom break.

      • Dr. Zeus
        Dr. Zeus
        April 21, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

        The same thing as everyone else. Mobile games.

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          April 21, 2014 at 6:47 am | #

          Reddit

  13. 3oranges
    3oranges
    April 21, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    These panels just hide too much! Will we ever find out exactly what are they supposed to like the IMU on?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 21, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      Fazbook.

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        April 21, 2014 at 6:11 am | #

        That’s where you go to get poked. Constantly.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          April 21, 2014 at 3:53 pm | #

          And charts, don’t forget the charts.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      April 21, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Bookface, YourSpace, and Gaggle +

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        April 21, 2014 at 9:56 pm | #

        Titter

  14. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    April 21, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m imagining The Pursuit of Happiness with schedule sexy times.

  15. Equuizzicals
    Equuizzicals
    April 21, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Walky performs a sex 2: this time it’s personal.

    followed by Walky performs a sex in space and Walky performs a beatdown of Freddy Kruger and then a fourth sex.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 21, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Walky Performs a Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo.

      • Maveric1984
        Maveric1984
        April 21, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Dotty might like an electric boogaloo, makes for some good vibrations.

      • Bill
        Bill
        April 21, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

        That wasn’t funny yesterday either.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          April 21, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

          Counterpoint: It’s always funny.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        April 21, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

        Walky Performs a Sex 2: Sex Harder.

      • Gigafreak
        Gigafreak
        April 21, 2014 at 10:43 am | #

        Sex and bathrooms. Bugger loo.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      April 21, 2014 at 9:25 am | #

      Walky Performs a Sexs?

      Doesn’t really work like “Aliens” did.

      How about “Look Who’s Performing a Sex Too”?

      • Jerden
        Jerden
        April 21, 2014 at 5:39 pm | #

        Gramatically, I believe it should be “Walky Performs Sexes”.
        It’s still not a good title, but at least it’s a grammatically correct bad title!

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      April 21, 2014 at 2:35 pm | #

      Walky Performs a Sex III… In 3D!

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      April 21, 2014 at 3:17 pm | #

      Walkyfans perpetuate a linguistic cancer, Part MMMCDXCV.

    • John
      John
      April 21, 2014 at 5:34 pm | #

      Maybe it’s Dorothy’s turn to do the performing.

  16. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 21, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    I like to think that Dotty recorded the sex and is now watching it in the last panel so she can show it to Joyce.

    • newllend
      newllend
      April 21, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Wow that’s twisted…. Again your ok in my book.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 21, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        Kiitti ^_^ I try my best.

    • Dr. Zeus
      Dr. Zeus
      April 21, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      “To answer you’re earlier question Joyce, this is what sex is like.”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 21, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

        Internets for you! ^_^

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      April 21, 2014 at 6:07 am | #

      Alternative: post-coital selfie.

  17. Maveric1984
    Maveric1984
    April 21, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Just so long as Dotty remembers to pee before she goes. Don’t want a UTI!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 21, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Unless she wants to ‘shower’ Walky off first.

      • itsAlana
        itsAlana
        April 21, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        1. ew
        2. what the hell, dude.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 21, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

          1. I know it is but I couldn’t resist posting it.

          2. It helps if you don’t visualise it.

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            April 21, 2014 at 6:00 am | #

            1. You’re doing ‘s work.

            2. Funny story related to that second point: Silence was ruined for me when Dave Attell once said “Then it got quiet…you know the kind of quiet right before a hooker takes a piss on you?”

            • JustCheetoDust
              JustCheetoDust
              April 21, 2014 at 6:02 am | #

              * God’s work. Or (insert other deity’s name here)’s work.

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          April 21, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

          Hey, each to his or her own. Some people like that kind of stuff. At least it’s not scat.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 21, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

            The only theory I can think of as to way some people get off on things like peeing and scat is the relief you feel after holding it in foor so long can feel a lot like climaxing.

            • Drunken Nordmann
              Drunken Nordmann
              April 21, 2014 at 5:23 am | #

              Still doesn’t explain what the one being peed on gains from that.

              • JustCheetoDust
                JustCheetoDust
                April 21, 2014 at 5:52 am | #

                Maybe he’s just trying to be a (water)sport about letting a girl pee on him.

                Oh wait, you’re mean people who actually enjoy that and not Walky. I can’t help you in that case.

      • Reflex76
        Reflex76
        April 21, 2014 at 3:46 am | #

        That would be golden!

    • Don't Mind Me
      Don't Mind Me
      April 21, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

      Aren’t you supposed to pee *after*?

  18. OsoPescado
    OsoPescado
    April 21, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    Walky performs another sex :3

  19. Next Strip...
    Next Strip...
    April 21, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

    Dorothy Um… Holds It and Everything Cancels Out

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 21, 2014 at 3:58 pm | #

      Dorothy holds it and gets a UTI?

  20. indignostudios
    indignostudios
    April 21, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

    What if Walky wants her to mix a bathroom break and fun times?

  21. Lizardizzle
    Lizardizzle
    April 21, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

    Dorothy noo, your studies!

    Aw fuck ‘im.

  22. JA
    JA
    April 21, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

    Sexytime will not be denied.

  23. XMinusOne
    XMinusOne
    April 21, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

    Fifteen minutes? Aw, c’mon guys, you can do lots better than that. Rumpy-pumpy should never be scheduled, unless you’re married with small children.

    • Woahheynow
      Woahheynow
      April 21, 2014 at 8:37 am | #

      Hey, you only need five minutes if you know what you’re doing.

      • NotFred
        NotFred
        April 22, 2014 at 10:02 pm | #

        In my experience the more you know, the more you go 🙂

  24. John
    John
    April 21, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

    So am I the only one who finds institutions and corporations and whatnot begging to be “liked” to be really pathetic?

    • Jerden
      Jerden
      April 21, 2014 at 5:42 pm | #

      They’re just searching for love and approval!

  25. MightionNY
    MightionNY
    April 21, 2014 at 2:15 am | #

    “Reproductivity”? Boy, it almost sounds like Willis is hinting that Dorothy might get pregnant, throwing a wrench into her carefully laid (pun intended) plans! But then, Wills would never do that, EVER. 😀

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      April 21, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

      I wouldn’t.

      Not going to happen.

      • MightionNY
        MightionNY
        April 21, 2014 at 2:24 am | #

        I am both relieved and disappointed at the same time. 😀

        • stewbacca
          stewbacca
          April 21, 2014 at 5:32 pm | #

          I am relieved– just because then we will be stuck with endless abortion debates all over this comic- and I think at that point I would just bow out– there is no humor in those arguments..

    • TheStranger
      TheStranger
      April 21, 2014 at 2:27 am | #

      There’d be no point unless he decided he wanted these characters to age after all (which he has repeatedly and adamantly said won’t happen).

      Until or unless that changes, pregnancy would end up being an eternal storyline, and I don’t think Willis wants to write The Neverending Baby Bump.

      Or to hire Limahl to sing the theme song.

      • Megatron
        Megatron
        April 21, 2014 at 4:08 am | #

        I don’t even want to think about how long it’d go on. It could be like, three years before she’d even suspect she was pregnant because her period’s late. A late period storyline could take the better part of six months.

        Willis would 90 years old before she started showing.

        Oh, and it’s been played to death and is kind of pointless.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          April 21, 2014 at 6:55 pm | #

          Also, results in more fleshlings.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        April 21, 2014 at 3:41 pm | #

        Given the rate the comic is advancing through in-universe time, I’m not sure we’d notice them aging.

    • GhostWriterL
      GhostWriterL
      April 21, 2014 at 11:05 pm | #

      Dorothy might be horny as hell but I highly doubt she’d let Walky get away with going bareback. She also, like many college age women, might be on birth control because 1) it’s convenient to not have to deal with all the monthly BS that a menstrual cycle brings with it, 2) she normally has very painful or debilitating cycles, possibly 3) being rather fair skinned, possibly takes it to reduce or eliminate acne breakouts, or any other number of medical reasons. Wanting sex doesn’t mean your IQ automatically drops by 100 points.

      • A
        A
        July 16, 2015 at 8:56 am | #

        Facts.

  26. Kelly
    Kelly
    April 21, 2014 at 5:45 am | #

    Welp, back to slipshine I go.

  27. Animal
    Animal
    April 21, 2014 at 7:27 am | #

    Only fifteen minutes?

    Hah. Amateurs.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      April 21, 2014 at 1:21 pm | #

      They’re young, give ’em a break.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 21, 2014 at 3:56 pm | #

      Who said they only did it once?

  28. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    April 21, 2014 at 7:44 am | #

    “LIKE IMU ON FACEBOOK! LIIIIIIIIIKE US! We don’t CARE if we’re participating in the co-opting of the simple word “like” by a corporate behemoth, we don’t care if we sound like desperate teenage stalkers, we just (sob sob sob) we KNOW we’re not that popular with The Kids but we need to LOOK popular so we can get the alumni fundraising and the tuition money WE HAVE TO WIN AT SOCIAL MEDIAAAAAAA– WE HAVE TO! LIKE US, LIKE US, LIKE US YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRATS”

    • Animal
      Animal
      April 21, 2014 at 8:47 am | #

      Wha?

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        April 21, 2014 at 11:09 am | #

        Take a closer look at panel 1!

        Also:
        “Stop co-opting the language!”

        Relying on the dictionary definition?

        How “unconventional.”

        • Animal
          Animal
          April 21, 2014 at 6:49 pm | #

          Yeah – maybe a tiny bit disproportionate on that response.

  29. MO
    MO
    April 21, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

    Are those the lust wolves I hear a-howling?

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      April 21, 2014 at 9:55 am | #

      AWOOOOOOOOO!

      • Saintslayer
        Saintslayer
        April 21, 2014 at 10:19 am | #

        Made me think of Werewolves of London.

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          April 21, 2014 at 11:26 am | #

          Hey there little red riding hood…

  30. Suzushiiro
    Suzushiiro
    April 21, 2014 at 9:29 am | #

    COMING SOON TO SLIPSHINE: “WALKY PERFORMS A QUICKIE”

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      April 21, 2014 at 10:39 am | #

      Walky was henceforth known as Runny

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        April 21, 2014 at 2:00 pm | #

        That was pretty good!

        Plus… he might be running down her leg too!

        • Maveric1984
          Maveric1984
          April 21, 2014 at 3:03 pm | #

          +1, did forcefully eject air through my nostrils.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            April 21, 2014 at 3:57 pm | #

            Awww, nobody liked it when I made that joke the first time they did it.

            • Maveric1984
              Maveric1984
              April 21, 2014 at 4:48 pm | #

              Sorry, I don’t read the comments every day.

              Ya know, sometimes I miss the old forums…

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      April 21, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

      Nah, they went back to the dorm,got naked, and got in bed for this. That’s not a quicky. A quicky would be if they found a quiet spot in the stacks of the library, dropped their pants to theor knees, and pulled the panties to the side.

      Honestly, one of my regrets of college is that I never got to try this…

      • Ivan
        Ivan
        April 21, 2014 at 2:03 pm | #

        Strangely, one of MY regrets is that I didn’t HAVE to (I ended up marrying her too), but I COULD have, but it just would have likely been met with “Hey! 5 minutes to the room, and it’s open season!” — which, actually, isn’t the point.

        Divorced her tho… now I just need a new 19 year old! Can I still do that 30 years later? Hefner does!!

  31. Jeremy
    Jeremy
    April 21, 2014 at 1:32 pm | #

    15 minutes? not bad walky, not bad at all…

  32. Kschenke
    Kschenke
    April 21, 2014 at 1:41 pm | #

    Hey, props to Walky for acknowledging that Dorothy has other things to do and supporting her need to stay up with her school stuff. I know we’re making sex jokes mostly in the comments, but it shows that Walky is actually thinking about what Dorothy wants to do and not just what he wants to do with her.

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      April 21, 2014 at 1:59 pm | #

      Sucker!! That is just playing hard to get! You broads fall for it every time!!

      😀

  33. Roborat
    Roborat
    April 21, 2014 at 3:59 pm | #

    Meanwhile Sierra is sitting at her desk with an uncomfortable look on her face.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      April 21, 2014 at 4:32 pm | #

      +1, burst out laughing in the middle of Starbucks

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        April 22, 2014 at 2:37 pm | #

        Yay me!

  34. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    April 21, 2014 at 4:10 pm | #

    I wonder if Dorothy will be heartbroken or if she already knows that becoming President will depend less on her grades than how much money she’ll be able to raise by pandering to special interests. Oh and having a good head of hair.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      April 21, 2014 at 5:22 pm | #

      She needs the grades to get to the better school.

  35. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    April 21, 2014 at 7:21 pm | #

    15? Damn Walky …

  36. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    April 21, 2014 at 7:59 pm | #

    Looks at poll to the right … Malaya????

    • John
      John
      April 21, 2014 at 9:23 pm | #

      She’s already made an appearance.

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        April 22, 2014 at 6:25 am | #

        Oh yeah, I remember noticing that but never knew there was an official tag

  37. StClair
    StClair
    April 22, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    Dorothy had her own plans all drawn out, but now her… “caramel cravings” are shaking and erasing them…

  38. leadsynth
    leadsynth
    April 22, 2014 at 9:21 pm | #

    I can’t be the only person who noticed that Dotty’s shirt collar has somehow changed to plain white. It was purple plaid before…

    • George
      George
      April 23, 2014 at 3:29 pm | #

      It still looks pink to me, the plaid just comes and goes.

  39. BrokenEye, True False Prophet
    BrokenEye, True False Prophet
    September 26, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    Damnit, Dorothy. Don’t say that sort of thing while aroused. That’s how you end up with weird fetishes.

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