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Barb O. Saur 
Finding a loophole with a peephole.
That’s how a lot of peeking on the girls locker room starts.
You’ve done a study? Or based on personal experience?
7
He did it FOR SCIENCE!
Someone’s an Imgurite
Can I have failed a test FOR SCIENCE?
Ahaha.
hahah.
because thatll help explain to my parents why i failed science please oh god please
That finger trick works surprisingly well.
You think the Joker ever gets bored, doodles Batman masks on the pictures on the newspaper, does it to a Society page photo of Bruce Wayne, and goes “…Nah.”?
He’s doing it in alphabetical order. He hasn’t gotten to the ‘W’s yet. There’s a lot of people in Gotham. And whenever someone new moves in he has to start over.
Whose looking at Gotham and saying “Yeah that’s where I wanna live.”?
I imagine Rent is like a Nickel there.
I know that the rent for your mom is a nickel.
This gravatar+post wins the day.
Well Oswald Cobblepot if “Gotham” is anything to go by.
This reminds of those times in Arrow where someone needs to “lay low” and they move to Bludhaven.
How much shit do you need to be in for Bludhaven to look like the safer neighbourhood?
Ask Nightwing…
I feel like Joker wouldn’t care.
He doesn’t care about Bruce Wayne.
His focus is on Batman.
yeah, many variations of the comic have implied that Joker has figured out his secret identity and doesnt care. Attacking Bruce Wayne would be boring and end the game, and he wants Batman, not Wayne.
http://donthatethegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/559867_581261208561544_1148844426_n.jpg
Though to counter that, my favourite argument is that Luthor willfully rejects evidence that Clark is Superman, because he can’t conceive of why a demigod like Superman would want to pretend to be a mere mortal.
Which neatly summarizes Luthor’s entire psyche.
(Plus, body-doubles are a thing; Presidents and celebrities use them all the time.)
There’s a reason facial recognition software is a thing. Given very high quality video or pics, a body double won’t fool a decent facial recognition scan (though there are false positives, but Metallo would still narrow it down to two or three faces – Clark among them – he can check for himself)
I remember an old Batman comic from the 70’s where the Joker knew there was this big party coming up where all of the rich men of Gotham would be, and that Batman would have to be among them. So he set Batman up to get hit in the face with this unremovable blue dye/paint before the party. Batman got out of it by convincing all of the other potential Batman candidates at the party to be sprayed with the same blue dye in order to preserve his identity.
Still, that was a pretty short list of possible Batman candidates.
Harley Quinn: (Re: the captured Batman) Ain’t you gonna take his mask off and find out who he is?
The Joker: And reduce my primal enemy to a mere man? Harley, dear, I’m so disappointed in you! Where’s the fun in that?
This is adorable.
That is one spacious elevator.
They are very tiny.
Yeah, seriously, you couldn’t fit 4 people in the elevators in my dorm unless they knew each other really well (or wanted to).
We have become one.
Maybe it’s not an elevator, but is actually a TARDIS?
The opposite, actually. It’s smaller on the inside, and it makes time stand still. Or maybe it’s just really slow?
If you ever go in the lift/elevator at a supermarket, they’re generally about that size to allow people to get in with shopping trolleys.
Supermarkets with elevators? What new spore of madness is this?
Welcome to cities where “up” is the only direction you can sprawl. Its a strange concept once you get out of the major established urban hubs of humanity.
Turns out IU gets its elevators from the same place that supplies NERV.
Portland State has psuedo-cargo elevators that are this size in most of their buildings.
Yea, I was thinking that too. Much bigger than any residence/apartment elevator I have ever seen. Maybe there are in a cargo elevator?
Maybe that used to be a hospital, hospitals have large elevators to accomodate patients and doctors and all that stuff between the room and surgery… or maybe I’m overthinking this.
I am now imagining heroes and villains clocking in and out old style and oh dear I can’t stop laughing.
Evening Sam.
Evening Ralph.
…the sheepdog and coyote?
The very same…
You win all the interwebs.
congrats
The morning clock in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_u3YRZb74w
“I’m crushing your head!”
“I’m pinching your face!”
“I’m masking your face!”
Thank you for that reference!
Thank you for appreciating it. ^^
Yay, someone else who watched Kids in the Hall.
Awwww.
And this is why they are my favorite. God, this is the cutest.
NO, that’s so goddamn cute!
If more people did this we woulda figured out Robin’s secret identity eons ago.
GASP! Representative DeSanto?!
Gah, beat me to it! Obviously, you saw my (as of yet unmade) comment, liked it, traveled back in time, and left it yourself!
Bloody Timelords…
I’ll second that sentiment
She’s not the woman you think she is.
She’s the senator we deserve, but not the one we need right now…
Not that she seems upset by his complement… But I cannot help but be a bit worried that, even when they are alone, Amber seems to be putting up a boundary between herself (as Amber) and Danny, as if she is clinging to the fact, even when alone with someone who knows her secret, that “Amber” and “Amazi-Girl” are two separate identities, and Danny is not dating “Amber.”
I think that’s kind of exactly what’s happening actually.
Yeah, its kind of worrying.
I’m not sure Amber is actually dating Danny. That’s Amazigirl.
Amber and Danny have been adorably flirty with each other these past couple strips, and I wish I could enjoy it without reservation, but Amber would have to attach a police siren to her head to be sending out more warning signals.
She might not feel ready to date as just “Amber”, but not being able to date as “Amber” at all is another thing, and not being able give Danny an articulate explanation about why is a third.
Please let it not end in tears.
Well, to be fair, she’s got a very similar build and hair style to Amazi-girl, and Danny has put it out there with enough people that he’s dating Amazi-girl that if they started acting like they were dating when she was just Amber, I doubt very many people would have a hard time making the connection between the two. That does seem to be why she’s doing it; her reservations seem to have begun when they started acting like a couple in front of Joe, who knew Danny was dating Amazi-girl, and who also knows Danny well enough that he’d realize that Danny would be unlikely to cheat on his girlfriend. Assuming, you know, that h actually believed that Danny was dating Amazi-girl for realzies.
–I assume she’s keeping it up even now that they’re alone as it’s harder to slip up when you don’t drop the mask, so to speak, than if you try and assess, each time, whether or not it’s safe to do so.
So not necessarily so much a worrying behaviour, I think, as a reasonable precaution to avoid having her secret identity. Donning a pair of glasses and fooling everyone only works in the DC and Mystery Men universes.
Yes, this is a reasonable precaution to prevent her secret identity from slipping out.
But I think it’s more why is Danny getting dumped by Amazi-girl and going out with Amber not an acceptable solution? And why does she have a secret identity in the first place?
My guess is it’s to keep her from getting in trouble. Vigilantism is illegal and most likely against school rules. (I don’t know you can ask Willis) so regardless if people like her and she’s mostly stopping graffiti or whatever she could still be punished. Also it’s clearly a needed outlet for repressed rage issues. Plus secret identities are cool
IU is a for-real place, so you can look up the for-real rules, but I’m pretty sure “playing Batman” is illegal EVERYWHERE on account of inventing one’s own laws and interference with police work and that kinda shit
Yeah, I got completely the same feeling. Especially as they’re alone together in this lift and she’s *still* telling him ‘no save it for Amazi-girl’
Exactly! If she was just nervous when they were with other people, I wouldn’t think twice. But this is just the two of them, alone. And she’s still basically saying, “Don’t do that with me, ’cause the one you’re dating is Amazi-girl!” Yes, she’s saying it in a cutely embarrassed way… but I don’t get the sense that she is at all jesting when she expresses those sentiments… and that worries me!
are you implying that Amber is not mentally stable?
Because wow, a person who dresses in a yellow and blue costume and beats up graffiti kids because one time she saw a mugging sounds completely fucking rational to me
I agree.
I mean, yellow and blue?
Congrats, Amber, you gave Danny a mask fetish.
Gave?
Well, okay, she unleashed his mask fetish.
Unmasked it perhaps?
That sounds like some weird, superhero, porn game series.
MASK FETISH UNLEASHED
MASK FETISH UNLEASHED 2: SECRET IDENTITY
MASK FETISH UNLEASHED 3: WITH A GRAPPLING HOOK
MASK FETISH UNLEASHED 4: ARKHAM ASYLUM
And it’s spinoffs!
MASK FETISH UNLEASHED vs Soul Caliber
MASK FETISH UNLEASHED HD
KART FETISH UNLEASHED
God, all these newbies. The original MASK FETISH is still the best. The whole series went downhill when they added the UNLEASHED sub/dom metagame.
And then come the series of shitty sequels.
MASK FETISH 5: VIGILANTELECTRIC BOOGALOO
MASK FETISH UNLEASHED 3D
MAX FETISH- MASK FETISH, EXEMPLIFIED
GRASSPLING HOOK
And then it becomes movie tie-in fodder.
MASK FETISH: RAIDERS OF THE LOST ANTAGONIST
MASK FETISH: SUPER-SEXY
MASK FETISH: BAT-TER UP
and then the company files for bankruptcy
I like the original series:
The Mask Fetish Legacy
Mask Fetish Unbound
Mask Fetish Convergence
Mask Fetish Deception
Mask Fetish Epiphany
But Amber, this is how he treats people he’s not dating, just ask Ethan. XD
What you said just now was neither cruel nor insulting towards Danny, but I feel like I just heard you dish out a sick burn.
You have my compliments. Good job.
Why do I have the feeling this will all end in tears?
because Willis though amazing, survives off us cursing his name and the tears that result when ships sink.
So Danny has Felicia Hardy Syndrome, and he’s more into Amazi-Girl than Amber?
Nah, he just is keeping up appearances for her identity’s sake. He is quite smitten with her in both forms.
Quite the opposite, I’d think – Danny’s totally into Amber AND Amazi-Girl, while Amber only wants him to be into Amazi-Girl. It’s a love triangle with two people!
All the best superhero romances are.
Well, she wants him to only act into Amazi-Girl when people are around, because if he acts like her boyfriend in both guises it could blow her cover.
Goodness knows the whole superhero persona thing isn’t healthy, especially how it combines with her rage issues and capacity for violence, but I think people are reading more of a “split” into it than is really supposed to be there.
But they are alone in a closed closed elevator and she’s still putting him off. That’s not about keeping her cover. Remember that she kept the rage and violence compartmentalized and separate from herself as Amber. After the situation with her dad and all that coming to a head, I thought she’d decided to integrate those parts of herself that she assigned the Amazi-girl persona with her self, but I think she may be having an issue doing that.
Now do the Junior Birdman Goggles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Zzf0w4XQ4
So, all of these good feels we’ve been getting these past two weeks, and now we know why. All the heartwarming warm fuzziness over Billie and Ruth, and angsting over when would the Willis taketh away, all of the rest (setting aside whatever Mary might be plotting, as well as Walky’s social cluelessness) but now the reason is clear.
Maggie’s been out of town these past two weeks.
All these years of cursing “Damn you Willis!”, but isolating specific factors in his environment reveals a more nuanced view as to why bad things happen to the fictional characters we care so much about.
This was all written and drawn months ago.
Hovertext says that Maggie had been away for two weeks at the time the hovertext was written, which is probably (though not definitely) the time at which the comic was posted.
(And by “posted”, I mean “uploaded to the website however many months ago”.)
Wait—the hovertext is also part of the buffer?! Why did I never think of that before? It has always seemed to me that Willis was using the alt-text to respond to the comments stream somehow. Wow! He knows us so well!!
I write hovertext as I upload the strips I finished months ago, yes.
Given this new knowledge I can only come to one conclusion:
Willis is a timelord who goes into the future to predict our moves before writing his hovers.
… Orrr he just knows us too well, yeah. But I prefer the timelord theory! *hmph*
We’re actually fairly predictable. Truefacts.
Ctrl + F any “meme” from this comic in any comments section. Probably something like 50% + of the comments have one or more.
Even if it is just damning Willis with not-so-faint praise about how well he sets up pathos.
So as a timelord, he draws time?
I’ve never posted before, but tonight’s comic means a lot to me. My potential mate, whose name is Danny, always does this to me. “You’re pretty.” At the most random times. Thank you Willis. You really made my evening.
Wow, Danny – that was smooth.
Are we sure this is Danny and not some suave evil twin that shaved off his evil goatee?
I’m wondering. This is some surprisingly competent flirting from the guy whose name has been verbed into a synonym for screwing up.
or screwing Ethan
I CAN DREAM OK
OT3!! OT3!!!
That’s… fuggin adorable.
Danny did something adorable. That means something terrible will happen next week.
Danny is not ‘smitten with her in both forms’.
He dumped Amber, for his so called girlfriend AG, when Amber was at about her lowest point.
Danny is an asshole. Sometimes he rises above himself, as do we all. But, for the most part he’s clueless.
When he wanted Amber to leave the mask on when they got back together and slept together, she should have got a clue. It will never be “her” he wants.
“Maybe amazi-girl could dump danny and I could date amber”
Yeah, that was how far back? One freaking comic ago? I have heard of short memories, but this is bordering on urban legend goldfish territory here.
When it comes to Danny there are a significant number of people who read a different comic than we do.
I don’t think he understands how separated Amber and Amazi-Girl are. He started out thinking they were two different people, but after her mask fell off, he started thinking they’re the same person just with two different names. Neither of those are quite true.
Danny: Tell me something: Why were you so sure those voices weren’t coming from you?
Amber: Well, first, I know I’m not psychotic.
Danny: I hope your other reason’s more convincing.
Amber: And second, the voice kept calling me Amber. In my mind, that’s not what I call myself.
Danny: What do you call yourself?
[Amber gives Danny a long stare]
Danny: Oh, yeah. I suppose you would.
AMAZI-GIRL BEYOND
Ethan would be in a great position to fill him in… if Danny wasn’t so worried that he’d want Ethan to be in a great position to fill him in.
Oh, of course he’d love to be filled in by Ethan.
Almost none of that is true, or his fault. First off, Amber was acting weird and clingy that day and on top of that pretended to be his girlfriend even after he’d already told her he had a girlfriend. And then she kept pushing until he said he had feelings for her. Realizing this he knew it’d be best for him to stop being friends with her because he was SO faithful to amazi-girl.
Also (SPOILER ALERT) Danny didn’t tell Amber to leave the mask on. Like…he NEVER said that. Like…Did you even read that porn? I get invested in the story elements of every porn I read.
you know, I read this in Kermit’s voice when he was talking to Peter Falk in The Great Muppet Caper. That about fits the tone.
… I just had to reread that in Kermit’s voice. That is both disturbing and amazing.
it’s not very likely almost anyone read the thing, because you’d have to pay a ludicrous amount of money for a service you’ll probably use once or twice.
Pretty sure it’s about a dollar a month.
You got the Danny Delusion Syndrome
( or maybe you are being ironic. I cant tell )
“Clueless” doesnt mean “asshole” . Thinking that ( about a real human being, as opposed to a fictional character ) might make you one.
Danny wanted to distance himself from Amber because he WAS attracted to her, her DID like her, and since she liked him back , that would be leading her on, or her leading him to cheat on Amazi-Girl.
Hes been loyal and supportive of Amber since he found out, even though she blew him off.
Danny does have lots of faults. Hes clingy, a bit self-absorbed, low self-esteem, poor ambition, stuck in his old habits and afraid to try new things. None of these make him a bad person. I think people hate on him becaus e they dont like having their faults reflected back on them
What he is missing ( until Amber/Ethan ) is people that believe in him, build him up, dont try to manipulate him , and push him to do new things.
What you are saying is both against cannon and against word-of-god. Dannys defining characteristic is his LOYALTY. He has yet to break it. He slike a puppydog One day he probably will , and the whole fandom will come down on him.
Why does it matter if they’re alone in an elevator?
Because there are three people in that elevator.
Dina’s standing behind the door.
Dina’s a ninja?
A dino-ninja.
Hence the name:
Dino-ninja
Dininja
Dina
My stars! It was right in front of us all along!
No, it was behind the door.
The worst part is this is yet another classic Willis scene that uses cute to mask the unhealthy-ness
What comic strip did you think you were reading?
Either that was a clever pun or you have never read the comments before. Everyone is fully aware of how unhealthy most of the relationships in this comic are. The “cute” is just something we get to enjoy while waiting for the drama llama to finish up his smoke break.
Officially the most precious thing Danny has ever done.
Im thinking second
OBJECTION! The most precious thing is portrayed in my gravatar.
no, see, that’s squee-tastic, not precious. This strip is precious.
The comic right after that one though, where he daintily closed his legs and blushed, THAT was precious.
danny won’t be closin’ his legs when ethan’s done with him
My heart goes squeeee!! But next comic will probably be Mary plotting Ruth’s doom.
We all miss Maggie Gyllenhaal David, but we have to give her time to create.
Man, I’m actually starting to really like Danny and Amber together but I also want Danny and Ethan to be a thing and all I TRULY want in this world is for both of them to date Danny so that I can enjoy all of them bein cute and also cause my vote is always for more poly representation.
You want to add a fourth person to the two-person love triangle? Madness.
you mean Mike?
No, Ethan IS (or would be) the fourth person.
Amazi-girl Danny Amber
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ^
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . v
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ethan
Well, that little bit of ASCII art failed pretty miserably.
Also it left out Mike and Dina.
But Ethan’s gay. Forgive me if I don’t know how poly dynamics work but I THINK it usually has to be that everyone is attracted to each other.
There are no universal rules for poly; people have all kinds of poly relationships. As long as everyone was down for it, Ethan and Danny could be a couple and Danny and Amber could also be a couple; Amber and Ethan don’t have be romantically involved with each other.
Thanks!
I like these cute in-betweens.
Even if they make me afraid of the future of the characters in them.
If only those hard-hitting journalists went and did this.
I honestly am not sure what her hand gesture is supposed to be. It looks like she’s drawing herself a bigger boob or something, haha
She’s bringing her hand up from her side (see forst panel) to point at her face when she says “Look at me. No mask.”
Watch the elevator doors open to reveal Ethan waiting outside.
Suddenly sloppy DannE makeouts
Two weeks! Geeze! Man, I haven’t run into that yet. Sometimes she has to pull a night shift and I realize I’ve forgotten how to sleep alone. She doesn’t add any extra noise or anything, but somehow, when she’s gone, I HEAR ALL THE THINGS. The house makes so much noise when I’m trying to sleep and…no one else is there? It doesn’t make sense!
I dunno what the hell I’d do with two weeks. I never thought that a person next to me – not making any noise that I’m aware of – would help me sleep.
I second those feels of forgetting how to sleep alone. Whenever I have to go away (usually a week but a two-week trip has happened) it takes me twice as long to fall asleep because my human security blanket isn’t next to me. It’s funny how cool we are about sleeping in our own bed as kids, but once you start sharing a bed *boom* game over man!
Y’know Willis, ever since you wrote that one hover and so many strips since have been full of happy things, I’ve been squirming like crazy. Like, GAWD WHEN’S THE OTHER SHOE GONNA DROP AAAAAAAAHHH
DAMN YOU WILLIS
Danny gets all the hugs today ^^
There are a lot fewer comments this morning than when I went to bed last night.
You’ll have to stop going to bed. [Warning – contents may include assumptions]
hoping this relationship will make everyone stop hating Danny.(wich I never understood btw) please…
lies. EthDan/DannE is the real otp
Only then will Danny ascend to not being hated… but only like a hundred strips after that happens because people will still be blaming danny for breaking up with Amber/Amazi-Girl.
I just realized that Dina was Dino with an A. Adds to the list of names with clever stuff (including Pokemon) that I didn’t realize until wayyyyy later.
Uh, do you think that Joe’s dad considers Amber’s mother a Pokemom? Or what reference do I not get?
Note that her full name is Dina Saruyama.
I like how he mostly covered the face-blushes too
He’s dressing her with her eyes.
Actually reached for the “like” button for your comment.
Seriously, give this comment a medal
Honestly, I’m surprised at how many people think Amber is the real persona and not Amazi-Girl. Amber is the false identity in my view and I think that’s healthy because Amazi-Girl has control over her life and identity. In time, hopefully, Amber will able to shed her Amber identity completely and move on.
Except Amber is a real human being, not made up superhuman bullshit.
Amazi-Girl is where she stores her violent rage side.
No. That’s Amber. Amazi-Girl is the strong, controlled one. Amber is the one who stabs girls who are already in police custody.
No. That’s why Amazi-girl was created. Amber can’t let herself be a violent psycho like her dad, so she shoves all of the rage and violence on to Amazi-girl.
Amazi-Girl exists as a control on Amber’s rage and violence. Amazi-Girl has used violence, but only in a controlled and appropriate fashion. Even confronting Sal and her crew, she didn’t attack them, but waited for them to attack her, and lost her certainty of purpose when they didn’t (except goddammit Malaya). Every time she’s lashed out in violent rage, it’s been Amber, not Amazi-Girl.
aw d’aaaawwwwww :3
Amber, your identity dimorphism is disturbing.
Luckily you’re dating Danny who is hard to alienate.
On the downside he wants Ethan’s D
But then who doesn’t?
Apart from Ruth maybe?
Carla, and presumably at least one of Mandy or Grace. Also potentially… wozzername. The really horny newspaper editor.
Leslie and if my theory stands, Walky. Beyond that, everyone wants the D.
But he wants Ethan’s D the
HARDEST.
Danny is cutest.
Danny is danning it down.
Ennngh I think this is gonna be what breaks them up–I mean if someone wrote into an advice column saying “my girlfriend makes me pretend we’re not together most of the time,” I think the response would be DTMFA.
Eh, they’ll figure it out. Great Savage Love reference, though.
This is both adorable and heart breaking at the same time.
Wouldn’t this be easier with thumbs and index fingers?
Yes.
Did anyone else try the finger mask thing? Because I did and for that to work, Danny has to have some freakily jointed digits. The only way I could get finger mask to work with those two fingers was to bend my middle fingers up over the index fingers so that they kind of look like crab claws. Thumbs and index fingers would definitely be easier.
Screw all y’all, everything about Danny/Amber is amazing and adorable and I’m not even gonna entertain any suggestions to the contrary.