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by David M Willis on November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - To Those Who'd Ground Me
└ Tags: becky, ross

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  1. EdHead
    EdHead
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    GOTTEM

    • Inkblot
      Inkblot
      November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

      A very productive “fuck you”!

    • EdHead
      EdHead
      November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! THAT KILLED HIM

      • Cody
        Cody
        November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        BAWH GAWD THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY

        • Cheezits
          Cheezits
          November 17, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

          /had/ exactly

          • David
            David
            November 17, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

            He still has his pubic lice.

            • Clif
              Clif
              November 17, 2015 at 3:00 am | #

              But not for very much longer.

            • Justin
              Justin
              November 17, 2015 at 6:33 am | #

              i think you mean is a “Public Louse”, and by that i mean a Parasite on the collective crotch of society

              • David
                David
                November 17, 2015 at 3:35 pm | #

                He’s an ingrown toe on the collective crotch of society.

                • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  Yet_One_More_Idiot
                  November 17, 2015 at 7:29 pm | #

                  FAAAAAAAAAACE

                • Hijean
                  Hijean
                  November 17, 2015 at 8:13 pm | #

                  … …EEEWWWWWWWW

        • Nightsbridge
          Nightsbridge
          November 17, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

          Actually he didn’t

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            November 17, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

            Well he did until a few days ago when he tried to “straighten” his daughter.

            • DJTsurugi
              DJTsurugi
              November 17, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

              that’s why he didn’t, that is not a family. ~<3

        • avistel
          avistel
          November 17, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

          GAWD IS MY WITNESS HE’S BROKEN IN HALF

          • DarkoNeko
            DarkoNeko
            November 17, 2015 at 6:38 am | #

            at least he’s already at the hospital.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        November 17, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

        One could only hope. 😐

      • Halloween Jack
        Halloween Jack
        November 17, 2015 at 11:42 am | #

        SHE BLINDED HIM WITH SCIENCE!

        • fallingwaters2
          fallingwaters2
          November 17, 2015 at 5:13 pm | #

          I like that.
          Yes.

  2. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Microphone: Spiked.

    • Chrisashtear
      Chrisashtear
      November 17, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

      Can we please not spike the $50 microphones?!

      • K^2
        K^2
        November 17, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

        It’s ok. We replace mics with cheap knockoffs when we cut to a dramatic camera angle, just before the spike.

      • AndrewD2
        AndrewD2
        November 17, 2015 at 1:57 am | #

        You’d rather they spike the goods microphones? (Those start around $100)

        • Mishyana
          Mishyana
          November 17, 2015 at 10:40 am | #

          And now I’m just thinking of Greg in that flashback episode of Steven Universe…

          • MortartarSaws
            MortartarSaws
            November 22, 2015 at 6:48 pm | #

            I like you, Mishyana. You get e…

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        November 17, 2015 at 2:13 am | #

        Meh, go ahead and drop the $50 one just keep yer mitts off the SM58’s and my Sennheisers!

        • NoRAd
          NoRAd
          November 17, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

          Please, like spiking an SM58 would actually damage it. xD

          • Obscurica
            Obscurica
            November 17, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

            It’s not the mic they’re worried about–it’s the floor.

          • Badeyes
            Badeyes
            November 17, 2015 at 2:48 pm | #

            Guess you’ve been watching this-
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33QPLbQi9FI
            Most of mine end up with flat spots… good thing new covers are only about $8.

      • Matt
        Matt
        November 17, 2015 at 8:09 am | #

        Totally worth it

  3. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Whoo! Go, Becky!

    • Jack Stamper
      Jack Stamper
      November 17, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

      “So, why do you want to study chemistry?”
      .oO(Don’t say spite, don’t say spite, don’t say…)
      “Out of spite.”
      .oO(That’s it, I’m out)

      • Coco Pommel
        Coco Pommel
        November 17, 2015 at 2:44 am | #

        Beckypool?

        • Li
          Li
          November 17, 2015 at 2:19 pm | #

          Actually this is a Simpsons reference. Homer is telling himself “don’t say revenge”, but it turns out revenge is an acceptable reason for wanting to sponsor a Little Brother.

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          November 17, 2015 at 7:35 pm | #

          I like this idea. She’ll need a mask that shows off her now trademark hair though.

      • Chrissy
        Chrissy
        November 17, 2015 at 4:11 am | #

        Spite is how I got the highest score on all of my orgo exams both semesters (except one exam, which refueled the spite-o-meter).

      • FireSTK
        FireSTK
        November 17, 2015 at 6:45 am | #

        Hey now, spite is one of the greatest motivators.

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          November 17, 2015 at 7:30 am | #

          I prefer siea mist, personally.

          • Lurlock
            Lurlock
            November 17, 2015 at 8:03 am | #

            I see what you did there. I’ll have a D. Peppe.

        • RowanB
          RowanB
          November 17, 2015 at 8:18 am | #

          Spite got me a 4.0 for my BA.

      • spiderfan14
        spiderfan14
        November 17, 2015 at 8:48 am | #

        “I’ll take spite over all the ones who’re in this course because of Breaking Bad”

      • Silly Name
        Silly Name
        November 17, 2015 at 11:04 am | #

        Hey, spite is what fuels the greatest discoveries of history!

  4. My1DigitIQ
    My1DigitIQ
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    YES!!!

  5. Haven
    Haven
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    YAY

  6. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Yes!

  7. Brewerdude
    Brewerdude
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Beautiful.

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      November 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      Yes, the so called “double bird” is a rare and beautiful creature. Native to the galapagos islands, this majestic avian displays its plumage in a powerful and evocative dance of defiance.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        November 17, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

        Even rarer is the seldom-seen “triple bird”.

        • John
          John
          November 17, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

          That’s not a triple bird. This is a triple bird.

        • MaybeI'maMaze
          MaybeI'maMaze
          November 17, 2015 at 2:05 am | #

          Pom-Pom prefers the single duece.

          • NotPiffany
            NotPiffany
            November 17, 2015 at 7:11 am | #

            That would be rude to the hardworking cops stuck in the same room as Toedad, though.

        • The Biggest Tom
          The Biggest Tom
          November 17, 2015 at 9:39 am | #

          He’s so inflexible aaaaah

          I pull this one all the time and it’s definitely not as difficult as this middle aged man makes it seem.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 17, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

        Frankly I think some of its remarks to Charles Darwin were hurtful and unnecessary.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          November 17, 2015 at 2:05 am | #

          you mean like this? http://img00.deviantart.net/49cc/i/2010/071/5/2/the_yelling_bird_by_hushedchernobyl.jpg

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            November 17, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

            EXACTLY like that

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            November 17, 2015 at 7:02 am | #

            Is it weird I’ve always heard Yelling Bird’s voice as identical to Lewis Black’s?

            • Betty Anne
              Betty Anne
              November 17, 2015 at 11:16 am | #

              GODDAMMIT that’s exactly what I’ve been hearing, but I couldn’t figure out who he sounded like until now. 😐

      • Professor Fate
        Professor Fate
        November 17, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

        It’s close relative is the Umac Bird. It has a distictive call: “Fu*k you, Mac!”

  8. Rathayibacter
    Rathayibacter
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    The best way to get closure.

  9. Kaara
    Kaara
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Yassss

  10. Jorn
    Jorn
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    PERFECT

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 17, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Becky means a fuckin’ scientist. As in a scientist who specializes in fucking.

    • John
      John
      November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      She’s in the right place for it. Kinsey Institute is just down the road.

      • Silvester Crow
        Silvester Crow
        November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

        Not to mention she’s got Dina.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Sexologist is the correct term I believe.

      • Commodore Jeep-Eep
        Commodore Jeep-Eep
        November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

        Considered it, but I’d overdose on brain bleach.

      • Zeussical
        Zeussical
        November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        As long as she doesn’t have that sexy learning disability. What did I call it?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 17, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

          Willis would save that for his Slipshine.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          November 17, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

          Zach Brannigan called it sexlexia.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            November 17, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

            Zapp Brannigan.

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              November 17, 2015 at 2:07 am | #

              I never was sure of how to pronounce his name.

            • Dean
              Dean
              November 17, 2015 at 5:56 am | #

              Some call him ‘The Velour Fog’.

        • Noclevername
          Noclevername
          November 17, 2015 at 2:15 am | #

          *sigh* Sexlexia.

        • HMRC4EVR
          HMRC4EVR
          November 17, 2015 at 6:40 am | #

          Virginity?

    • Wublub
      Wublub
      November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      She has much to learn, in that case. Last I’d heard, she didn’t even know bisexuality was a thing that existed. Just wait until she learns about pansexuality and asexuality and all that other stuff.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        I quite like deeppansexuality myself.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          November 17, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

          Also known as “Chicago style”.

          • Chronos
            Chronos
            November 17, 2015 at 7:04 am | #

            I thought Chicago style involved lots of blowing…

        • Cephalo the Pod
          Cephalo the Pod
          November 17, 2015 at 12:26 pm | #

          Ugh, sex should not be full of ground beef!

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        She learned via Dina – she mentioned it to Joyce when they told her about their relationship.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 17, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

          But is it safe to mix sex and dinosaurs?

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            November 17, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

            There’s an entire literary genre devoted to it!

            • Jonathan S.
              Jonathan S.
              November 17, 2015 at 1:53 am | #

              I’m a little sad that I know this is a true statement.

              • Clif
                Clif
                November 17, 2015 at 3:02 am | #

                Not sad.

          • Just Here
            Just Here
            November 17, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

            That depends. Is the dinosaur a consenting adult?

            • HMRC4EVR
              HMRC4EVR
              November 17, 2015 at 6:43 am | #

              This is going to get even worse now with ‘The Good Dinosaur’ coming soon

              • Deanatay
                Deanatay
                November 17, 2015 at 11:56 am | #

                The VERY GOOD Dinosaur.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  November 17, 2015 at 5:31 pm | #

                  And apparently it is coming soon.

          • Tacos
            Tacos
            November 17, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

            I think Becky and Dina would be willing to find out. FOR SCIENCE.

  12. Shadow-DJ
    Shadow-DJ
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Given your girlfriend is a prodigy, that won’t be too hard.

  13. Dafydd
    Dafydd
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Go, Becky! FOR SCIENCE!!!

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Her choice of profession sure pissed Toedad.

  14. Mandy
    Mandy
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    BEST PANEL EVER

  15. Skizz
    Skizz
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Two fingers. One vision.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      that will be on the plaque at the base of the epic statue dedicated to this glorious exit

      • Silvester Crow
        Silvester Crow
        November 17, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

        Along with the statue erected in her honor for winning the Nobel prize for Being The Best Fucking Scientist, and discovering a new Dinosaur that she named FuckRossasaurus, who bore a striking image similar to a toe.

  16. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Double bird. IN YOUR FACE ROSS! (Never) cya again!

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      November 17, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Gotta respect the double bird.

  17. Yazu
    Yazu
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    And here we see exactly the influence Dina has had on her.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      She’ll start wearing adorable hats and hiding behind doors soon. And dine on only the finest breakfast cereals.

      • MaybeI'maMaze
        MaybeI'maMaze
        November 17, 2015 at 2:07 am | #

        and sloths, and orangutans…

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        November 17, 2015 at 2:34 am | #

        No eating Librarians.

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          November 17, 2015 at 2:57 am | #

          Fandom namespace collision!

  18. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Becky shoulda brought a mic, just so she could drop it! ^_^

    • Sam
      Sam
      November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      But that could quite easily break it and whoever she borrowed it from would be furious (especially if it was an expensive one). Can’t afford to be making enemies yet. XD

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        November 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        I have some broken mics I’d be glad to lend her.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 17, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      If you really want to be cruel, you can ‘drop’ a Mike on him instead.

      • Mr. Mendo
        Mr. Mendo
        November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        Shortpacked-verse Mike with the super strength, even!

        • MrZombieScordo
          MrZombieScordo
          November 17, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

          is shortpacked the same universe as roomies?

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            November 17, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

            Yep Shortpacked is a continuation of the Walkyverse.

          • fizzywafflezsuperstore
            fizzywafflezsuperstore
            November 17, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

            Eyup!

          • AutobotDen
            AutobotDen
            November 17, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

            Actually, no. DoA just uses the characters in a rebooted story that has no relation to the prior universes.

            • Kelly
              Kelly
              November 17, 2015 at 2:56 am | #

              DOA is a reboot/AU

              Roomies! -> It’s Walky! -> Joyce and Walky! + Shortpacked! are one universe and one continuity (J&W! and SP! being partly overlapping)

  19. Mada
    Mada
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Boy, that’s bouncing right back 🙂

    • Mr. Mendo
      Mr. Mendo
      November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Yes! Now, let’s enjoy her positivity before someone comes along and posts something about how she’s really just hiding how sad she is.

      Yes, I know under the circumstances, she’s probably enduring a huge swirl of emotions, but if people can laugh in war zones, she can be happy about taking control of her life. 🙂

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        I’m one of the guys who occasionally pointed out when I thought her cheerfulness was a facade.
        This feels entirely sincere.

        • Mr. Mendo
          Mr. Mendo
          November 17, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

          Then, let us celebrate our mutual agreement with baked goods! Possibly pancakes! ^_^

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            November 17, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

            Well, I guess that’s the final nail in the coffin of my laziness, considering I set out the ingredients for pancakes a couple hours ago.

          • Wizard
            Wizard
            November 17, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

            Baked pancakes?

            • Disloyal Subject
              Disloyal Subject
              November 17, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

              Ain’t no rule against putting a skillet in the oven.

              • fizzywafflezsuperstore
                fizzywafflezsuperstore
                November 17, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

                Umm…

                I haven’t ever read all of the warnings in all languages for either yet, so I can’t tell you either way.

                WARNING
                -Do not eat
                -Do not put babies in
                -Do not put skillet in
                -Do not be Donald Trump

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  November 17, 2015 at 9:38 am | #

                  You can totes put a skillet in the oven if it’s a cast-iron one. Or if the oven is off. In fact, my cast-iron skillets are in the oven right now; that’s where I keep them. Hmm, and I have that left-over pancake batter from yesterday in the fridge, and I haven’t had breakfast yet…

                  Okay, brb guys; I’m making pancakes! 😀

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  November 17, 2015 at 11:48 am | #

                  –And they were delicious.

          • The Phantom's Belch
            The Phantom's Belch
            November 17, 2015 at 1:21 am | #

            Who wants waffles?

            • Strangeshapes
              Strangeshapes
              November 17, 2015 at 4:42 am | #

              Why not both?

      • Jenny Islander
        Jenny Islander
        November 17, 2015 at 2:00 am | #

        Eh, there’s probably going to be a temporary letdown after the adrenaline, the “Oh, wow, I didn’t die!” endorphins, and the “Dad are you–holy frack yes you are” righteous fury wear off. But for now, MOONWALK OUTTA THERE, BECKY!

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 17, 2015 at 11:17 am | #

        Just because a lot of this whole affair is hurting her, does not mean that this isn’t a happy moment. In any abusive situation, being able to grab power back and have that moment of catharsis and spite where you let the abusive authority know what’s up is genuinely celebratory.

        It says that the shithead in question does not own you and the rest of your life simply because they hurt you. And that genuinely feels utterly amazing.

        Becky has been hurt, has been put in a bad position for her life, and given a lot of disadvantages, but this moment is genuinely one of pure joy and catharsis. Fuck yeah, Becky. Fuck yeah.

    • MaybeI'maMaze
      MaybeI'maMaze
      November 17, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

      • MaybeI'maMaze
        MaybeI'maMaze
        November 17, 2015 at 2:09 am | #

        You ain’t seen bouncing back.

  20. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Becky…I like you. I like you a LOT. But don’t give up religion for science if you don’t want to, because you don’t have to. Trust me, I would know.

    • aitherion
      aitherion
      November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      It’s pretty clear she wants to.

      Even when she learned from Dina, she never really dropped talking about God with Joyce. She’s not abandoning one for the other- she’s trying to reconcile them, as should be done by anyone with faith.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 17, 2015 at 3:06 am | #

        She opted for science. Didn’t say a word about religion.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      I’d give up on both religion and science for a klondike bar. Of course then I guess there’s be no scientists to make Klondike bars…and no God to make the scientists…SHOOT.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        God creates Klondike bar
        God destroys Klondike bar
        God creates man
        Man destroys God
        Man creates Klondike bar
        Klondike bar eats man…

        Wait, it’s man eats Klondike bar. So I guess everything worked out okay!

        • John
          John
          November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

          You may have confused them with Klondike bears.

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          November 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

          Well, if you were in Soviet Russia, the Klondike bar definitely eats you.

          • Yet_One_More_Idiot
            Yet_One_More_Idiot
            November 17, 2015 at 6:38 am | #

            Are Klondike bars anything like Yorkies? The “real chocolate bar that’s only for real men”? 🙂

            • No Name
              No Name
              November 17, 2015 at 10:27 am | #

              It’s a square chunk of ice cream coated in chocolate. Is that anything like a Yorkie?

              • Yet_One_More_Idiot
                Yet_One_More_Idiot
                November 17, 2015 at 7:28 pm | #

                Huh, I always thought that a Klondike was a solid chocolate bar. We don’t actually get them over here (UK), hence my misunderstanding. xD

                Chunk of ice-cream covered in chocolate, okay. So like a Magnum then, or any choc-ice really?

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          November 17, 2015 at 9:00 pm | #

          I read that in Capaldi’s voice…

          …I could actually see the Doctor saying those exact words…

          …the only question is: “What would prompt that rant?”

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        November 17, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

        Klondike Bar.

    • Smiling Cat
      Smiling Cat
      November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Nothing about what she said even remotely suggested that.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        November 17, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

        Not aying she did. But it’s a frighteningly common misconception, and it’s not one that I want Becky to adopt naively. After all, look at who she was raised by. Wouldn’t be surprised if she thought that was the case.

        • Kateastrophe
          Kateastrophe
          November 17, 2015 at 3:01 am | #

          You know she’s fictional, right? And that she’s written by an atheist? You could try appealing to Willis, but appealing to Becky not to lose her faith is like appealing to Charlie Brown to look on the bright side.

          • Clif
            Clif
            November 17, 2015 at 3:07 am | #

            It’s called suspension of disbelief.

            • HMRC4EVR
              HMRC4EVR
              November 17, 2015 at 6:47 am | #

              And ‘great characterization’

              • Clif
                Clif
                November 17, 2015 at 9:26 am | #

                Point.

          • Dafydd
            Dafydd
            November 17, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

            That’s all right. So are religions. 😛

    • Toad
      Toad
      November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      I think you probably have to give up the “Earth is 6000 years old and fossils were put there by Satan” kind of religion though.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        November 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

        That’s just what the satanic fossils want.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          November 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

          ‘Satanic fossils’ sounds like a thrash metal garage band at a retirement home.

          • MrZombieScordo
            MrZombieScordo
            November 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

            that would be awesome but I think they would have to take naps in between each song.

            • StClair
              StClair
              November 17, 2015 at 1:06 am | #

              “In the name of our Dark Master, we’re… wait… who’s our Dark Master, again?”
              “Santa? No, no, Satan!”
              “Right! In the name of Satan, we’re totally gonna rock– agh, my HIP!”

          • SgtWadeyWilson
            SgtWadeyWilson
            November 17, 2015 at 9:04 pm | #

            With their underground hit album: “I love Luci(fer)!”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        November 17, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

        In that case, she needs to avoid going to Baby Jesus University then.

      • Gangler
        Gangler
        November 17, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

        Yeah, doesn’t sound like she plans on giving up religion as a whole. Just giving up her dad’s religion. The severe homophobic young earth creationist stuff she grew up on. She wants to learn all the stuff that she could never access from within the sheltered environment her father kept her in.

        Within the last couple days she surfed the internet and read a secular textbook for the first time. Just shortly before that she discovered that the loving god she believes in is incompatible with the hateful religion she was brought up in. She’s undergoing a pretty major paradigm shift right now.

      • Al Schroeder
        Al Schroeder
        November 17, 2015 at 9:21 am | #

        As you should. The Truth will set you free. As I said elsewhere.

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      November 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      I don’t know what you’re talking about. Plenty of scientists are plenty religious. These things are not mutually exclusive. Like. At all.

      • otusasio451
        otusasio451
        November 17, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        Oh, I know, I’m in that category. But a LOT of people don’t realize that.

        • caesaria82
          caesaria82
          November 17, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

          Idk. One of my best friends is a doctor of biology and practicing Catholic. And my medical doctor I go to is a Sikh. This type of thing is not rare at all? I think people realize this just fine.

          I think it’s just because Becky’s father’s religion is so anti-science. I’m sure she’ll eventually reconcile these things. Or not! Who knows? She might totally just quit religion altogether. But that’s not a given for all people, is basically all I meant to say^^

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            November 17, 2015 at 2:13 am | #

            And then there’s Ben Carson. Unless he’s faking for the rubes.

          • Gamaran Sepudomyn
            Gamaran Sepudomyn
            November 17, 2015 at 2:36 am | #

            I once heard about a creationist who was a microbiologist. That kind of broke my brain.

            • ICSM
              ICSM
              November 17, 2015 at 3:24 am | #

              I thing I was the one who mentioned that gal. Or at least I did comment here before about a biomedical science student that was a creationist and strongly believed Evolution was a sham, despite working with multiresistant bacteria on a daily basis.

              Humanos are scarfed good at compartimentalization.

              • ICSM
                ICSM
                November 17, 2015 at 3:27 am | #

                *humans are scary

                Autocorrect is also scary.

                • Dragon_Nataku
                  Dragon_Nataku
                  November 17, 2015 at 12:50 pm | #

                  Apparently your autocorrect thinks you speak Spanish and that you really really like scarves. Or scarfing food. Stop giving your autocorrect booze.

                • ICSM
                  ICSM
                  November 20, 2015 at 7:07 pm | #

                  My autocorrect is actually mixing portuguese with competitive pokemon terms.

            • Robbzilla
              Robbzilla
              November 17, 2015 at 9:02 am | #

              I’m a computer administrator and I have faith. DNA is a quaternary programming language, and the complexity points to SOME kind of “intelligent design”, not to be confused with the ID community. But thats just my conclusion. The room full of monkeys and typewriters is a fallacy IMHO. It attributes almost magical powers to random chance, and reminds me of the gamblers fallacy.

              • Clif
                Clif
                November 17, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

                It’s hard to see how that complexity coud arive by chance, isn’t it? If you have a computer background you should look at genetic algorithms and then genetic programming. Then on your very own computer, try genetic programming and watch complexity develop. Take a look at some of the theoretical arguments on why genetic algorithms work better than it seems they should. Then for genetic programming take a look at evolved programs and designed programs and decide for yourself what the characteristics of both are. Then look into enough biology to check whether living things have one set of characteristics or the other. At that point, armed with information, make up your own mind.
                I would love to see this done on a senior level in high schools.

              • xKiv
                xKiv
                November 17, 2015 at 8:51 pm | #

                “It won’t happen because the chance is astronomically small” is also a fallacy.
                The universe is infinite enough. Plus, anthropic principle.

              • fogel
                fogel
                November 17, 2015 at 11:37 pm | #

                Darwin Ian evolution comes from
                RANDOM GENETIC VARIATION which is then filtered thru NATURAL SELECTION. MOST of the variation is filtered out. Whats left is no longer random, its directed by selection working on what genetic variation puts forward as raw material. Evolution is not magic and it’s not random

            • The Biggest Tom
              The Biggest Tom
              November 17, 2015 at 9:44 am | #

              “I believe in MICROevolution but not MACROevolution.” Essentially, tiny things are capable of great change, and we’ve seen it in action without any uncertainty that can be explained away, but larger creatures are magically exempt from evolution. Possibly thanks to ~God’s Will.~

              More likely they, similarly to my practicing-Catholic mother whose faith specifically states that all Catholics should believe in evolution and other scientific principles because religion is a ~SEARCH FOR TRUTH~, are simply uncomfortable with the idea that humans are “descended from monkeys or fish or something.”

              • Clif
                Clif
                November 17, 2015 at 10:09 am | #

                Wait till she finds out we’re descended from the garbage of visiting aliens who had to get rid of theit excrement.

                • Rheinman137
                  Rheinman137
                  November 17, 2015 at 11:54 am | #

                  That explains so much

              • Kryss LaBryn
                Kryss LaBryn
                November 17, 2015 at 12:03 pm | #

                I find it incredibly affirming to realize that I am related to every other living thing out there that is or ever did live, and that, on a chemical level, I’m even related to the Earth itself, and the sun, and the stars.

                How could anyone look at the grandeur of the world around them, and think, “I am a part of all of this?” and not be moved? From the worms bringing oxygen and nutrients to the oak trees around me, to the eagle soaring overhead, to the oak tree itself, these are all, literally and genetically (if you go back far enough), family.

                People who don’t accept evolution are looking at the eagles soaring over the Rockies and saying, “Yeah, no, I don’t want to be part of that.” And I don’t understand that at all.

                It’s like saying that the only actual family you have is yourself, your parents, and your grandparents. On the maternal side only. And only for the past six generations. And anyone who claims that they are (or know) your siblings, or cousins, or paternal grandparents ARE FILTHY LIARS YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

                I just don’t get it.

                • Gamaran Sepudomyn
                  Gamaran Sepudomyn
                  November 17, 2015 at 2:55 pm | #

                  *atomic level.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  November 17, 2015 at 3:55 pm | #

                  “There is grandeur in this view of life” – Darwin

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        November 17, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

        It does depend on the science to some extent. Far more physicists are religious believers than biologists, with chemists in the middle.

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          November 17, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

          Is there stats on this somewhere? I swear I’ve read that biologists are more religious than some of the other scientists. And that astrophysicists were the least likely to believe.

          I mean there’s a high chance I’m just completely misremembering things. But I would be interested in seeing any sort of state.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            November 17, 2015 at 4:42 am | #

            There was an extensive survey of American scientists published in Nature {Larson, E. J. & Witham, L. Nature 386, 435-436 (1997)}, but unfortunately (a) it was eighteen years ago, (b) I can’t find the actual article on the Web this side of a paywall, (c) it only covered American scientists, and (d) they were trying to observe any changes since a previous survey in 1916, so they used the exact same questions and these are phrased in a more restrictive way than would be ideal.

            Another study by Elaine H. Ecklund find higher rates of belief by asking questions that are less restrictive (and a different population). Ecklund reports an overall rate of atheism of 41% in both physicists and biologists, with a lower rate of 27% in chemists. She also found that 51% of scientists have no current religious affiliation (which is different from being an atheist) as compared with 14% of the US population in general, and that only 1.5% of scientists are evangelical or fundamentalist Protestants, as compared with 13.6% of the general US population. You can find her paper on the Rice University website.

            • Sudden Clarity Clarence
              Sudden Clarity Clarence
              November 17, 2015 at 8:13 am | #

              I checked the article by Larson and Witham. Here are the main points.

              They took a sample of 1000 American scientists, taken at random from “American Men and Women of Science” and got a 60% response rate. Scientists were sorted into three fields: mathematics, biology, and physics/astronomy (no chemists because the original 1916 survey didn’t include them).

              The question regarding belief in a god is the following:

              Concerning the belief in God. (choose one)

              1. I believe in a God in intellectual and affective communication with humankind, i.e. a God to whom one may pray in expectation of receiving an answer. By “answer” I mean more than the subjective, psychological effect of prayer.

              2. I do not believe in a God as defined above.

              3. I have no definite belief concerning this question.

              In 1996, physicists and astronomers had the lowest rate of disbelief in a personal god (22% answered “1”). The ones more likely to believe in a personal god are mathematicians (45% answered “1”).

              Overall, in 1996, 39.3% answered “1”, 45.3% answered “2” and 14.4% answered “3”.

              • Sudden Clarity Clarence
                Sudden Clarity Clarence
                November 17, 2015 at 8:15 am | #

                D’oh! Please change the paragraph immediately following the quote to the following:

                n 1996, physicists and astronomers had the lowest rate of belief in a personal god (22% answered “1”). The ones more likely to believe in a personal god are mathematicians (45% answered “1”).

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  November 17, 2015 at 10:12 am | #

                  So just the opposite of what Agemegos originally said?

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  November 17, 2015 at 4:35 pm | #

                  Yes, looks like. Except for not mentioning chemists at all.

                • Agemegos
                  Agemegos
                  November 17, 2015 at 4:55 pm | #

                  The big problem with Larson & Witham is that the strict definition of “god” that it uses might lead a lot of people to answer “2.” who believe in some god not fitting the definition, or to throw the survey into the wastepaper basket. It doesn’t distinguish deists from atheists, so it’s less useful than it could be for counting atheists. Which is why Ecklund is more useful.

                  Note that Ecklund doesn’t support what I originally said either, at least not that physicists tend to be more religious than chemists and biologists.

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          November 17, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

          Actually, most of the studies which show any such ordering turn out to be bogus. I’ve known a lot of religious scientists and a lot of strictly rationalist scientists, as well as a lot more who simply maintained the attitude that they couldn’t answer the question and so WouldYouPleaseStopAsking. Please.

          It doesn’t seem to me that there’s much difference among the disciplines in that partition, but, of course, the plural of anecdote is not data. That said, there’s no well-sourced evidence to suggest that my observations are wrong, so I’m going to go with my current observations until better data arrives.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            November 17, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

            I do recall one of my professors of Religion commenting that, anecdotally, he’s quite rare as a Christian believer. Outsiders think that all Religion Profs are believers and all Science profs aren’t, but he’d found quite the opposite.

          • Gwen
            Gwen
            November 17, 2015 at 3:16 am | #

            True story: I’m social scientist and I tracked down the origin of that saying. The original saying, by Raymond Wolfinger, was “the plural of anecdote IS data” (I confirmed this as best I could by contacting a former student of his). At some point, the quote was mistakenly inverted, and that was the version that became commonly known. Anecdotes can be great evidence, so long as you have a good sample design. This is a foundation of any study involving interviews.

            /end geeky soapbox

            • Clif
              Clif
              November 17, 2015 at 11:16 am | #

              That “so long as” is the reason the inversion is more accurate. Without that unbiased sample design, I can’t use it to discard hypotheses with any certainty. Without something more, collecting more anecdotes just gives you more anecdotes.

              • Agemegos
                Agemegos
                November 17, 2015 at 4:39 pm | #

                anecdote ‎(plural anecdotes)

                1. A short account of a real incident or person, often humorous or interesting.
                2. An account which supports an argument, but which is not supported by scientific or statistical analysis.
                3. A previously untold secret account of an incident.

                — Wiktionary

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      November 17, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

      I didn’t get that impression from what she said. She can be a scientist and not renounce her faith. She can adjust her views on it, much like Joyce has… and she already has to some extent thanks to Dina and the rest of the gang.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 17, 2015 at 3:08 am | #

        That’s still a major departure from her dad’s extremist fundamentalism, where an ancient book filtered through 2,000 years of the telephone game is the absolute authority which must never be questioned. He thinks she should fill the “perfect daughter” role in his family org chart until she marries and stays home to crank out his grandchildren.

        Kind of hard to do that when you’re busy discovering the universe you’ve been sheltered from your entire life.

    • Phia
      Phia
      November 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

      There’s no evidence she’s giving up religion, just the extremism. 🙂

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 11:26 am | #

      She’s been shown to still be religious throughout this whole awful affair, albeit less invested in the specific interpretation of her raising (see her statements on how she used to say a lot of things with regards to sexuality):
      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/useta/

      But otherwise she has said that she can be a Christian and still date a non-Christian and she has even invoked prayers and God with regards to her queer relationships. And I don’t see how today’s events would dissuade her from her form of faith where “God answers lesbian prayers” (after all, she was rescued by her crush, a motorcycle chick, and a superheroine who stopped her homophobic dad to the point where he can no longer hunt her and she was also completely unhurt during a car crash, I imagine she believes all the more strongly in her pro-lesbian idea of God if anything).

      But she is breaking once and for all, violently from Young Earth Creationism.

  21. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Becky accepting a Nobel Prize 20 years from now.

    “And I want to thank my wife Dina and my BFF Joyce for always supporting me, and my Dad for being a total Dickbag. They made this possible.”

    • JonRich
      JonRich
      November 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Now I can’t get that out of my head. Bravo, Doctor, Bravo.

    • fizzywafflezsuperstore
      fizzywafflezsuperstore
      November 17, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

      +37.889 I to you!

      • fizzywafflezsuperstore
        fizzywafflezsuperstore
        November 17, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

        That was supposed to be some form of “Internets” symbol.

        Not an upside down cross.

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          November 17, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

          “Here, have some St. Peter crossed.”

          • inqntrol
            inqntrol
            November 17, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

            *crosses

    • Strangeshapes
      Strangeshapes
      November 17, 2015 at 4:51 am | #

      My private head canon is that she becomes a research studying genes associated with breast cancer, and ends up finding the cure for what killed her mom. So Toedad (still in jail) will learn Becky has done so much more to honor her mother’s memory than he ever could.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 17, 2015 at 9:43 pm | #

        hey, it only says “Honor thy mother and father,” not your wife, so he’s TECHNICALLY off the hook?

        *has not read extensively but has been assured the misogyny is there*

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          November 17, 2015 at 9:44 pm | #

          ((not that I *want* it to be there, just covering all bases like the paranoid second-guesser I am))

  22. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    *plays Thomas Dolby. The whole GOLDEN AGE OF WIRELESS. On ALL the Muzaks!*

    • NinjaNick
      NinjaNick
      November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Science!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      November 17, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

      One of our submarines is missing.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        November 17, 2015 at 2:16 am | #

        And I see that nobody remembers the music on the other side of the record.

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          November 17, 2015 at 4:54 pm | #

          Maybe they all ran aground on maneuvers?

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 17, 2015 at 7:32 pm | #

          Many of them don’t know what a “record” is.

          • SgtWadeyWilson
            SgtWadeyWilson
            November 17, 2015 at 9:14 pm | #

            They’re those big black frisbees that shatter on impact, right?

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              November 17, 2015 at 9:45 pm | #

              “They’re like big CDs, right??”

  23. Lucretiel
    Lucretiel
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Yeah so panel 5 needs to be a gravatar like right now

    • Mona
      Mona
      November 17, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      I created a gravatar account just for this.

      • Mona
        Mona
        November 17, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

        (And maybe if I would use the correct email it would actually work?)

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          November 17, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

          Keep trying?

          • Mona
            Mona
            November 17, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

            I guess? ^^ Maybe it just needs more time to update cause it’s new and stuff.

  24. abbers
    abbers
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    FUCKIN’ DR. BECKY WOULD BE THE BEST.

    “Yo. You’re diagnosed with a lack of vitamin M.”

    “Vitamin M?”

    “Vitamin Me, here’s my number.”

    • Steampunkette
      Steampunkette
      November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      And here we have the comment which won all of the internets. Preserved for all of time.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

      she had better be diagnosing dina during a round of “naughty certified actual doctors”!

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 17, 2015 at 11:25 am | #

        Is that anything like naughty doctors without borders?

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      November 17, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

      THIS IS SO CUTE. SOMEONE WRITE THIS FANFIC 😀

    • John
      John
      November 17, 2015 at 1:09 am | #

      “This is actually my telephone number.”

      “Well, yeah. I don’t have my own phone yet.”

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 17, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

        “…So I better come with you in case someone calls, hmmm?”

        • gkheyf
          gkheyf
          November 17, 2015 at 6:20 am | #

          Heyooooo~!

          We all need gravatars made from that last panel!

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            November 17, 2015 at 11:32 am | #

            We do, we really do

  25. Wublub
    Wublub
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    YES BECKY. YOU FUCKING TELL HIM.

  26. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    That’s a much better job than the family business of helping giant feet keep their balance.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      November 17, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

      I thought the family business was owning a Footlocker and she was going to haft to help her dad sell the first Shoe shaped hat.

  27. Slidejaw
    Slidejaw
    November 17, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    SHIT YEAHHHHH

  28. Cody
    Cody
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    For Science!

  29. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    *reads rollover text* So is this your way of saying “STAY AWAY FROM DOROTHY, BECKY”?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 17, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Nah. She just can’t let Dorothy get her wet.\

      Luckily she’s not into bony poindexters.

  30. Rodimiss
    Rodimiss
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Good for Becky. You tell him, and don’t look back.

    (Why do I suspect that “science” she’s thinking might have something to do with dinosaurs?)

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 17, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

      or corn.

    • maxyai
      maxyai
      November 17, 2015 at 10:55 am | #

      She will study the Northern Titmouse.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 11:32 am | #

      EvoDevo would be my guess, given her current interests. I can definitely see her pairing with Dina where Dina finds the bones and analyzes them and Becky looks at homology and radiometric dating to construct the best phylogenies from them.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        November 17, 2015 at 8:08 pm | #

        This is perfect and just the kind of thing I was thinking of!

  31. thebatman22
    thebatman22
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    FUCK. YES,

  32. Van Dyne
    Van Dyne
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Becky’s skull is as toothy as Joyce’s, apparently. Must be a home schooling thing?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      It stunts the development of the brain, so the teeth grow to take advantage of the extra space.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      November 17, 2015 at 4:09 am | #

      That’s actually skull and jawbone, she doesn’t have any gums. I have been up too long, that made sense for a few seconds.

  33. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    When all else fails, double flip him. He’s not worth it any more.

  34. Mona
    Mona
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    That is glorious. You rule, Becky.

  35. battlecharge
    battlecharge
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Will we ever see the reaction of Joyce’s parents or their pastor (assuming they went to the same church) to Ross’s actions?

    • C.
      C.
      November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Based on the previews, yes.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 17, 2015 at 10:40 am | #

        After an incident like this, in the “real” world Becky and Joyce would be inundated with interviewers and at least one would contact Joyce’s parents for a reaction.

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Joyce’s dad has appeared in preview panels, so in a few months we’ll most likely find out.

    • Gob Hobblin
      Gob Hobblin
      November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Only if it involves Joyce being an awesome friend and calling them out on their shitty Christianity. Because that would be awesome.

      • battlecharge
        battlecharge
        November 17, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

        Since Ross considers Becky (and I am assuming most of her friends too) as of inferior status due to age and gender, being rebuffed by one of them wouldn’t phase him and would probably only confirm his existing beliefs.

        Now, being abandoned by someone who he sees as an ally and an equal would probably register a more morose reaction.

      • Pl0x
        Pl0x
        November 17, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

        I don’t think she’ll be doing that, yet. She’s tired and misses how home used to feel. She’ll want to avoid conflict to try to get that feeling back. Unless someone denounces Becky and her gayness, or tries to defend Toedad’s actions, she’ll likely not be shouting anyone down.

        • Pl0x
          Pl0x
          November 17, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

          On another, but kinda related note, Toedad now comes up as a word suggestion on my phone! It’s kind of exciting, despite being Toedad.

        • Commodore Jeep-Eep
          Commodore Jeep-Eep
          November 17, 2015 at 5:19 pm | #

          Remember her sister? There’s ugliness to come on that front, mark my words.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      November 19, 2015 at 7:47 pm | #

      Im betting Joyces parents get divorced.

  36. Commodore Jeep-Eep
    Commodore Jeep-Eep
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Owned, shitbite!

  37. Tacos
    Tacos
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Goddammit, I love Becky right now.

  38. Adam Smith
    Adam Smith
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Later, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

  39. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    Also what I was expecting. ^_^

    I hope she specialises in evolution.

  40. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 17, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    take 2


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    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      November 17, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      thank you, and god bless

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 17, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      It belongs in a museum!

      • evilmidnightlurker
        evilmidnightlurker
        November 17, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

        Prominent display in the Louvre, stat.

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        November 17, 2015 at 6:21 am | #

        …they should’ve sent a poet…so…beautiful…

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 17, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Huh, the first try’s gone.
      At least this one fit both eyes in, but it’s still missing one side of her face.

      • evilmidnightlurker
        evilmidnightlurker
        November 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        I see the whole thing. Maybe a browser problem at your end?

        • Willinwoods
          Willinwoods
          November 17, 2015 at 4:56 am | #

          I had to reset the zoom (try hitting ctrl-‘+’ or ctrl-‘-‘) to get all of it.

    • Peduncle
      Peduncle
      November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      Excellent re-Becky!

    • Jason
      Jason
      November 17, 2015 at 12:39 am | #

      That is awesome, although it looks like she is about to gag herself. Which is also an appropriate reaction to Toedad from a certain point of view.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 17, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

      AWESOME!!!

    • fallingwaters2
      fallingwaters2
      November 17, 2015 at 8:03 am | #

      WIN
      WIN
      SO MUCH

  41. Stara
    Stara
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    BEST ENDING EVERRRRRR

  42. Gob Hobblin
    Gob Hobblin
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Congratulations, enjoy jail, don’t talk to me again, I’m GAY, BYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 11:35 am | #

      She got knocked down, but she got up again. Toedad’s never gonna keep her down.

  43. TimeLoss
    TimeLoss
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    YES

  44. Doctor Doom
    Doctor Doom
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Doom forsees Becky as moving up in the “favorite characters of Doom” list soon. After all, the girl reminds Doom of Doom’s own awe-inspiring self in that she needs no man or woman to be great.

    Also she wishes to master the sciences. Perhaps Doom could aid her in mastering the mystic arts….

    • Romanticide
      Romanticide
      November 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Great is Lord Doom!!!

    • NoHeart6265
      NoHeart6265
      November 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

      Lord Doom, she is left without parents, perhaps she would make a good heir to Latveria after your teachings.

    • thebatman22
      thebatman22
      November 17, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      Perhaps God Doom shall recruit her and use her talents to crush Richards beneath his boot?

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 17, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      Then will you also be teaching Becky how to make Becky-Bots?

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 17, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

        Which will hunt all the assholes and the bigots in the entire world?

  45. gkheyf
    gkheyf
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    that last panel was the best kind of redundant. only because she’s becky is that exit possible. being emotional is unavoidable under the circumstances, but managing that exit is very important to be able to look back on all of this fondly one day

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 11:48 am | #

      There is a special kind of undeniable joy in being able to shove something back in the face of douchetoes like Toedad, especially when they’ve conspired for so long to get what they want. It can be as simple as still living one’s life authentically or as dramatic as Becky’s double middle finger closure-a-palooza, but whatever it is, knowing that the shitbird hasn’t destroyed what is most important to you is critical and empowering.

      Becky here is having the best of all worlds in this exit. She’s noting how he can’t control her life. She’s noting how she will build for herself the opportunities he stole from her in order to try and force her to be how he wanted. And she’s taking control of her future.

      This last is the most important, because Toedad’s actions have been escalations for the battle of her future and who she is. Ordering her to be a shut-in stay-at-home mother, lying back and thinking of England for her chosen husband. And while she has regained her present, she has also reborn her dreams (which is not a luxury many of us in her position get). She has a future and it’ll be hard and require a lot of work, but it is undeniably hers and not something he can ever take away. And that is absolutely beautiful.

  46. QF
    QF
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    This is possibly the best “Fuck you, dad” she could have given.

    And nice to know that even if her relationship with Dina ends, Becky will always thank her for opening her eyes to the wonders of SCIENCE.

  47. Stara
    Stara
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    REAL THINGS ARE BEST THINGS!

  48. Nonan
    Nonan
    November 17, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    I swear if this is some kind of setup for Becky to join in on the college shenanigans only to flunk out next semester (read: in a couple more years), I’ll only be ready.

    • Steve
      Steve
      November 17, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      A couple more years, it’ll be later that same day. 🙂

    • Dean
      Dean
      November 17, 2015 at 6:08 am | #

      All of us will be long dead by the time second semester arrives. David Willis’ great-grandchild will be writing DoA, which will be holograpically beamed to readers’ brain-implants.

    • Dooo(8) it
      Dooo(8) it
      November 17, 2015 at 1:34 pm | #

      I was about to say, she has the same background as Joyce, and Joyce does fine, but then I realized I actually have no idea how well Joyce is doing in school. I think she has a natural head for math?

      Or am I just remembering the explanation of why she’s so good at flying in a jetpack?

  49. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Gonna be a fuckin’ scientist. You go Becky.

  50. meanderling
    meanderling
    November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    YOU GO BECKY. SLAY ‘EM. SLAY ALL THE DADS.

    • Jess
      Jess
      November 17, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

      Not my dad… He’s awesome. :3

  51. RHagen
    RHagen
    November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Double Birds! Science Beck is Out!

  52. Lena
    Lena
    November 17, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Becky, I love you.

  53. Archivist
    Archivist
    November 17, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Becky is my new hero.

  54. altalemur
    altalemur
    November 17, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    For Science!

  55. Disloyal Subject
    Disloyal Subject
    November 17, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

    Well, Cerberus, it’s not a triple, but damn. Good call.

  56. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    “Dad, we’re done. I’d mention something about the horse you rode in on, but you’re not worth it.” Becky’s life has just begun. Now buckle up, if going to be a wild ride.

  57. Shiro
    Shiro
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    SCIENCE YES GOOD

    HIT ‘IM WHERE IT HURTS, BECK, IN THE CREATIONISM

    Also the Wicked reference being seen through to completion makes my heart happy ♥

    • Earlofthercs
      Earlofthercs
      November 17, 2015 at 3:38 am | #

      `Spite’ has been scientifically proven to be one of the greatest drivers of success.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 17, 2015 at 12:13 pm | #

        It certainly is on Kickstarter. 😀

  58. Smiling Cat
    Smiling Cat
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    So if we care to find her, should we look to the western skies?

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Those who’d ground her better watch out for her friend, homeschooled!Glinda, who will punch a fucker out.

  59. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Yesssssssssssssssssssss. Can’t wait for Dr Becky McIntyre PhD discovering a cure for asshole-ness in like 2050 but by then it will be too late for you, Ross. Bye. Byeeeeeeeeeee.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      November 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      If asshole-ness was cured, many of the world’s problems would be solved too.

      • Jason
        Jason
        November 17, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        That would merit a combined Medicine and Peace Prize!

        • fizzywafflezsuperstore
          fizzywafflezsuperstore
          November 17, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

          My brand new long-term goal!

  60. Lordikaroz91
    Lordikaroz91
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Well pwoned toedad

    • Lordikaroz91
      Lordikaroz91
      November 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      I mean your powned toedad

  61. Lapin
    Lapin
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    And thus Bones & Bones Inc was born. The archaeologist and the anthropologist always studying bones and always boning.

    • Carms
      Carms
      November 17, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Palaeontologist? Neither of the fields you mentioned describes any established dina interest

      • Lapin
        Lapin
        November 17, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

        I meant “palaeontologist” with Dina, and “archaeologist” for Becky. Sorry, I’m a bit drunk and mixing things up in my glee, especially considering I got the joke from a certain Tv show. I’m a horticulturist (hopeful botanist), so what do I know about those sorts of bones anyway?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 17, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Surely it would be Bones and Boners. ^_^

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 17, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

        “I got a bone to pick up with you!”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 17, 2015 at 3:17 am | #

      That sounds like Leonard McCoy / Temperance Brennan fan fiction.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 17, 2015 at 12:14 pm | #

        And I would read the hell out of that. 😀

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 17, 2015 at 7:35 pm | #

          I am sure someone has already written it.

  62. mrlannderson
    mrlannderson
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    She could also be fuckin’ a scientist

  63. Ilerien
    Ilerien
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Awesomesouce

  64. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 17, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Cue to Becky, 10 years later, drowning in debt like some sort of Yotomoe.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 17, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

      But that comic won’t be made until 2165.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 17, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

        No problemo, just hide in a fridge and hope somebody will find you in the future.

        • newllend(henryvolt)
          newllend(henryvolt)
          November 17, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

          And in the mean time she can fantasize and draw art of as many big booty weman as she wants.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        November 17, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

        No worries. By then we’ll all have downloaded our minds into transforming death machines.

        • Clif
          Clif
          November 17, 2015 at 10:47 am | #

          Most of us won’t be able to afford uploading our minds into the machines and so our only hope for immortality in this world will be to sell ourselves to the military.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        November 17, 2015 at 4:32 pm | #

        10 years? Closer to 2500. (Keeping the usual 1 week->1 year ratio, then subtracting a decade or so to account for time jumps.)

        • notlegato
          notlegato
          November 18, 2015 at 9:23 am | #

          actually thinking a week per year, these kids have like A THOUSAND THINGS TO DO every day. most frantic and exciting lives of all time.

  65. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    November 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    On another note, the last panel is asking for a “Bye, Felicia!”

  66. Jesse
    Jesse
    November 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Pretty good response despite the lack of power drills.

  67. Jezi
    Jezi
    November 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Man, if I hadn’t figured out I was bi years ago, Becky would be confusing the heck out of me. I got a big ol’ crush nursing now.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 17, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Confusing? How? Seems pretty straight forward to me.

      • Jason
        Jason
        November 17, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

        Gayforward?

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          November 17, 2015 at 2:48 am | #

          nice

    • Wyze
      Wyze
      November 17, 2015 at 3:58 am | #

      Becky: Nuking everyone else’s closets from orbit. Just to be sure.

    • Strangeshapes
      Strangeshapes
      November 17, 2015 at 5:01 am | #

      I think Becky is her own point on the Kinsey scale right now. Somewhere around 26 or 27.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        November 17, 2015 at 12:33 pm | #

        If it weren’t for the fact I selectively like the D once in a while, I’d definitely start telling people I’m “Becky” on the Kinsey scale when they ask. XDD

  68. Brigid Keely
    Brigid Keely
    November 17, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    she is HEARTBREAKINGLY resilient.

  69. SpoopyFox
    SpoopyFox
    November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Im so fucking proud

  70. argle bargle
    argle bargle
    November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Learn All The Things!

  71. Lia47
    Lia47
    November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Science is in good hands

    Also I would be happy if we never saw Ross’s face again after that panel

  72. L!ghtn!ng
    L!ghtn!ng
    November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    I love you, Becky!!!

  73. nothri
    nothri
    November 17, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    Hey dad. I named this new fossil after you. What d you think of the Toeheaded Dick-weasel?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 17, 2015 at 1:45 am | #

      “It’s 50 million years old, by the way”

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      November 17, 2015 at 2:42 am | #

      so… like Cephalohallux verpamustela?

      (obviously I don’t know any Latin)

      Ok, I am sure that is beyond terrible (I didn’t try to sort out the gender of the words (which must be in agreement) for starters…), but it’s in the right direction. And that is “head-bigtoe”, not “toe-head”, not sure what form/word to use when “head” is at the end. I used the word for “big toe” because digitus means toe or finger, you would have to use “digiti pedis” (foot digit) or something for “a toe”.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        November 17, 2015 at 2:47 am | #

        I think I recall that David (not Willis obv., another one) reads DoA, maybe he can fix the name, since he is amazing at languages and ICZN names 🙂 (dunno if he reads the comments though)

  74. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Sexologist. Interesting career choice.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 17, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      She can replace the 0-6 old Kinsey scale with the new 0-26 Saruyama scale(since I can see her wanting to take Dina’s surname)

      • fizzywafflezsuperstore
        fizzywafflezsuperstore
        November 17, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

        After you go over six, it becomes a matter of how many megatons of TNT is the payload equivalent to.

      • Emoroffle
        Emoroffle
        November 17, 2015 at 12:55 am | #

        I’m more of a 0-Here’s my number type of girl.

      • John
        John
        November 17, 2015 at 1:15 am | #

        Probably a good plan. That way their scientifically conceived children won’t be babies MacIntyre.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 17, 2015 at 3:06 am | #

          We don’t what that happening, that’s for sure.

        • Strangeshapes
          Strangeshapes
          November 17, 2015 at 5:04 am | #

          Oh man, I can’t believe it took me this long to get the joke about Becky’s last name!

          • No Name
            No Name
            November 17, 2015 at 10:46 am | #

            And now you know why I call him Ross Babies McIntyre.

  75. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Yessss I love it. I wanna see Becky get really passionate about science. I wanna see her learn new things. I wanna see her try out all the different fields until she finds the one that’s best for her.

    I want to see her and Dina be Cute Science Girlfriends together.

    I want this.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      November 17, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

      Yes. Yes to the yes.

  76. 0kami
    0kami
    November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    YEAH, you tell that toe monster off, Becky!

    Does this mean we’ll finally be seeing the long-fabled Becky/Dina Slipstream? If so, it’s gonna be time for me to make the membership jump.

    Oh, and also ‘o hai new gravatar icon!’

  77. Noclevername
    Noclevername
    November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Do it, Becky.

    FOR SCIENCE!

  78. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 17, 2015 at 12:10 am | #

    Thankfully Toedad was more than enough of a neck(less)beard prick that one last time to allow Becky to leave him to stew in his own bile.

  79. Manapan
    Manapan
    November 17, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    Omg Becky, have all the gaybies with me! Bring Dina and I’ll bring my wife too and we can all talk dinosaurs with my kid!

  80. Carms
    Carms
    November 17, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    A stray tap of the finger landed me at the johnny wander ad of penny’s big eyed face. Perfect. Exactly how I feel.
    Best revenge is living a good life. Fuckin ay Becky, Hella bamf

  81. Ian
    Ian
    November 17, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    ♫And I just had a vision almost like a prophecy…♫

  82. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    November 17, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    If Ross is stuck in jail for any length of time Becky will probably be able to get access to their house, and get her hands on whatever she left there. So she may soon be in a bit better situation than worrying she’s about to end up sleeping under a bridge.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 17, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      I hope so. She seems to have things in order now, but a quick trip to pick up some of her things would probably be worthwhile.

    • No Name
      No Name
      November 17, 2015 at 12:53 am | #

      There’s still her neighbors to contend with, and I’m sure many of them side with Ross Babies McIntyre.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 17, 2015 at 1:12 am | #

        Time for late-night shenanigans??
        Or, y’know, a police escort. If anybody can walk through that wicked little town with her head held high, it’s Becky.

        • tim gueguen
          tim gueguen
          November 17, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

          Mike would be perfect for an escort.

          • Noclevername
            Noclevername
            November 17, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

            For a nickel.

            • Clif
              Clif
              November 17, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

              Nah, just for the opportunity to maybe punch someone.

              • tim guegue
                tim guegue
                November 17, 2015 at 8:57 am | #

                Nah, the opportunity to reduce people to tears with his super sarcasm powers.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            November 17, 2015 at 4:34 pm | #

            All hail Satan!
            http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/answer-2/

  83. Just Me
    Just Me
    November 17, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

    Great to see she has realized that her whole life is ahead of her and she can do anything….

    That last panel, though, kind of creeps me out.

    • Peduncle
      Peduncle
      November 17, 2015 at 12:37 am | #

      Same here.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 17, 2015 at 2:11 am | #

      I must respectfully disagree. That panel and the preceding one are the bestest panels ever.

    • Just Me
      Just Me
      November 17, 2015 at 10:41 am | #

      After thinking on it I think I know why it’s creepy to me. It’s because it feels “Forced” like Becky is trying too hard to smile.

      One minute she was crying, then next she is smiling like her face is going to explode from the effort. It’s over-exaggerated.

      I don’t think it’s a true smile, not that I blame her. Last thing she wants is giving her father any satisfaction.

  84. TheLurkerAbove
    TheLurkerAbove
    November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Aw yes Becky, you go!

  85. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 17, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Gonna need a bigger face for that grin, kid 😀

    • fizzywafflezsuperstore
      fizzywafflezsuperstore
      November 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

      “You’re gonna need a bigger boat face”

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        November 17, 2015 at 10:34 am | #

        ^^

  86. segnosaur
    segnosaur
    November 17, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    Gotta say.. for a comic that I like reading, this particular strip brought me an excessive amount of enjoyment. I thought she might have made some sort of comment about “I’ll be happy with my GIRLFRIEND”, but this particular ending was just… so… perfect.

  87. Noclevername
    Noclevername
    November 17, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    If wishes come true, that’s the last tear Becky will ever shed for that monster.

    (Sadly, she probably will shed more tears, but I can dream, can’t I?)

  88. Anywhere
    Anywhere
    November 17, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    Spite is the #2 reason for picking a career path in America.

    • No Name
      No Name
      November 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

      What’s number one?

      • Gordon
        Gordon
        November 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

        Money.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          November 17, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

          I like to go with ‘well, it *would* be cool to say at parties’.

  89. Tunasammich
    Tunasammich
    November 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Haaaah this is my favorite DOA strip now

  90. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    November 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    They say living well is the best revenge, but that’s bullshit.

    SCIENCE is the best revenge.

    • Someone
      Someone
      November 17, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

      Mainly giant laser cannons

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        November 17, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

        Or laser sharks http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–lDIFqoNk–/17pv9iavwjo45jpg.jpg

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          November 17, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

          Or giant chickens..with lasers. And I’m not meaning the AT-ST.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 17, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

      Living better WITH SCIENCE!

    • Jess
      Jess
      November 17, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      I’m making a note here…
      Huge success.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 17, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

        It’s hard to overstate our satisfaction!
        BECKY LOVES SCIENCE
        She does what she must, because, she can
        For the good of all of us,
        except the ones who are dad!

        • Arian
          Arian
          November 17, 2015 at 1:38 am | #

          Very nice!

        • Arianod
          Arianod
          November 17, 2015 at 10:36 am | #

          *Claps. Hard.*

  91. TheBloodsuckerProxy
    TheBloodsuckerProxy
    November 17, 2015 at 12:18 am | #

    Motherfucker thinks he’s so great just cuz his mustache is the bat-signal

    • Kraken
      Kraken
      November 17, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      Nice!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 17, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      Does that mean that Commissioner Gordon turns him on??

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        November 17, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

        “Wow, Batman hit this guy so hard with the Batarang that it sticked to his lip…Let’s remove it boys.”

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          November 17, 2015 at 3:05 am | #

          A much better image to imagine.

  92. NoHeart6265
    NoHeart6265
    November 17, 2015 at 12:21 am | #

    The only word that comes to mind for accurately expressing my feelings about this strip is catharsis.

    • fizzywafflezsuperstore
      fizzywafflezsuperstore
      November 17, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

      I still don’t really understand the meaning of “Catharsis.”

      –Please help

      • AutobotDen
        AutobotDen
        November 17, 2015 at 1:47 am | #

        Catharsis – the process of releasing, and thereby providing relief from, strong or repressed emotions.

        Thank you, Webster’s Dictionary. 🙂

        In short, it’s a relieved feeling of letting go.

    • Gwen
      Gwen
      November 17, 2015 at 3:25 am | #

      Your avatar perfectly depicts the face of someone who has experienced emotional relief.

  93. Carms
    Carms
    November 17, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    I’m actually really looking forward to her science education skydiving as coming out of a creationist fundamentalist homeschool situation. For the first while she’s going to be like ‘OK i know I got fed a lot of bunk, I’ll accept your new explanations but then, THEN, she’ll get her first contradiction or theory-level level-up and she’ll go “ok wait but NO I LEARNT THAT HERE, THAT IS SCIENCEWHYYYYYYYY”

  94. Rycan
    Rycan
    November 17, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    Becky: Future Sexologist

  95. Lorien Inksong
    Lorien Inksong
    November 17, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    Good for you Becky.

  96. Itama
    Itama
    November 17, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

    Damn, girl…..
    So as a man who has a penis, do you guys think its to late to become a lesbian? Cause she dragged my heart out’a the room with her in that last panel there, and I kinda need it back.

    • Arian
      Arian
      November 17, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

      Well, if you were a woman who had a penis, it wouldn’t be. Are you SURE you’re a man?

      If so, then yes, sorry. It’s too late. 🙂

  97. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    November 17, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

    Science!
    Fuck yeah!

  98. Jason
    Jason
    November 17, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    “Oh BTW, can I have my social security number?”

    • fallingwaters2
      fallingwaters2
      November 17, 2015 at 8:08 am | #

      heh
      I’d forgotten about that

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      November 17, 2015 at 11:22 am | #

      She’s 18. If the cops don’t go get it from her dad’s house, she can apply for a duplicate card and report the original one as stolen.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 17, 2015 at 12:08 pm | #

        That costs money, though. She is a bit broke.

  99. Nena
    Nena
    November 17, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    Go Becky!

  100. Seto Kaiba
    Seto Kaiba
    November 17, 2015 at 12:26 am | #

    The first thing that popped into my head after seeing alt-text:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y

  101. DinaWho
    DinaWho
    November 17, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

    This is lovely, but the pedant in me feels the irresistible urge to point out that the chapter title is from Defying Gravity, the hovertext is actually from The Wizard and I. The version of those lyrics in Defying Gravity is ‘Together we’re unlimited’.
    Which also works, because Becky/Dina. Or alternately, Becky and Joyce’s friendship.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      November 17, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      It’s not over yet…

    • SDGlyph
      SDGlyph
      November 17, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

      It’s from Defying Gravity if you’re listening to the Kerry Ellis / Brian May rock version.

  102. David Alexander McDonald
    David Alexander McDonald
    November 17, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    I AWARD THIS ALL THE ALL CAPS YES! i HAVE IN MY WALLET.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 17, 2015 at 10:23 am | #

      I award this all the caps IN my wallet! (Yes, I’ve been playing Fallout)

  103. MiaKitty
    MiaKitty
    November 17, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    So this is how we get more women involved in the sciences. Fascinating.

    • Noclevername
      Noclevername
      November 17, 2015 at 2:20 am | #

      There are probably better methods.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 17, 2015 at 10:56 am | #

        But not many. Depending on your definition of better.

  104. IRL Name TBD
    IRL Name TBD
    November 17, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

    Woo! Fuck yeah Becky!

  105. desertpetrichor
    desertpetrichor
    November 17, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

    I really love the title of this strip. “Unlimited” really captures the fact that Becky has her whole life ahead of her and that her potential knows no bounds. She’s gonna be amazing.

  106. evilmidnightlurker
    evilmidnightlurker
    November 17, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

    Can’t hear my science? Let me TURN IT UP for you.

    No, wait…

    Any sufficiently advanced Becky is indistinguishable from a scientist.

    …that doesn’t quite work either.

    Becky and Dina: Misfits of Science? (Johnny B. Goode plays in the background)

    Okay I got nothing today.

    • fizzywafflezsuperstore
      fizzywafflezsuperstore
      November 17, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

      Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from Becky’s science.

      • Noclevername
        Noclevername
        November 17, 2015 at 2:21 am | #

        My Little Redhead: Becky Is Magic

  107. Failed by the System
    Failed by the System
    November 17, 2015 at 12:34 am | #

    The best revenge is living a good and happy life.

  108. izumi ryu
    izumi ryu
    November 17, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

    Ultra Car: You need an extra hand to pull that off correctly, but I’ll give you an A- for effort.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 17, 2015 at 10:27 am | #

      Becky: Hrm, I REALLY want to give my jerk ToeDad the triple-bird, but I only have two middle fingers… what to do…
      Hey DAD! I’m gonna be a SCIENTIST!!

      TRIPLE BIRD ACHIEVED

  109. Rob
    Rob
    November 17, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

    YEAH, SPIT THE TRUTH AT HIM LIKE IT’S HOT
    honestly though, I’m glad that she’s considering a field of science. It’s not just “I was always raised only in religion so now I’m saying fuck you to dad by studying science,” she was genuinely interested when Dina was explaining it to her. of course, I’m sure that has something to do with it being Dina…

  110. newllend(Henryvolt)
    newllend(Henryvolt)
    November 17, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

    ya…ya…ok done, Ok everyone say it with me.

    http://imgur.com/dnEXnKx

    • caesaria82
      caesaria82
      November 17, 2015 at 12:48 am | #

      This is awesome, but if it read ‘suck it, bongo’ it’d go full circle 😉

  111. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    November 17, 2015 at 12:40 am | #

    Becky may be making a grand exit, but she’s still going to be in a lot of pain for some time.

    Especially once she realizes what a fucking scam college loans truly are.

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      November 17, 2015 at 2:58 am | #

      But, given her experiences these past few strips, she’s going to probably have an easier time getting scholarships. He’ll, some scholarships and organizations will be lining up at her door to fund her education. Plus, even a family that does homeschooling most likely would fill out a FAFSA to try to make heading to college financially easier. Once she updates it (expected family contribution 0 dollars) it opens the door to federal grants and subsidized federal loans. So her financial future doesn’t actually look that bad, if she is made aware of these options.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 1:05 pm | #

      Yeah, she’s going to have a hard life as do anyone who has to make it on their own sans family and loaded with oppressions, but this moment is triumphant. She’s building something that is hers and it may be hard, but it is her own and it is true and that’s what matters the most.

  112. DT
    DT
    November 17, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

    Yeah I’m going to need a skyscraper-size print of Becky throwing the double-birds.

  113. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    November 17, 2015 at 12:43 am | #

    Those last two panels are bringing me so much peace

  114. Betty Anne
    Betty Anne
    November 17, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

    Someone please tell me Becky did the Fuck You Dance all the way out the door and into the hall, and the cop standing guard saw it, smiled, and closed Ross’s door for her as she waved bye. 😀

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      November 17, 2015 at 2:09 am | #

      … That is now my headcanon.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 17, 2015 at 3:24 pm | #

      Cops where in the room. (Probably the whole time of her visit).

  115. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    November 17, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

    …. well.
    When the high road fails.
    There’s always a “fuck you” with a smile.

  116. Amake
    Amake
    November 17, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

    The only thing she had to do was acknowledge that she doesn’t need him.

    And she did.

  117. Melvin Schlock
    Melvin Schlock
    November 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

    I think his moustache may have convinced Bruce Wayne to become The Batman.
    https://41.media.tumblr.com/7e43ea28609b622a5a5c296d2a82e85d/tumblr_mo1bg3zl9Q1sug50so1_250.jpg

    • Noclevername
      Noclevername
      November 17, 2015 at 2:23 am | #

      Yes, Father. I shall become a cheesy mustache.

  118. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    November 17, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

    So next semester meaning 6 years from now?

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 17, 2015 at 3:29 pm | #

      Why do you believe the comic will accelerate so much?

      In over five years we’ve seen about a month!

  119. ozaline
    ozaline
    November 17, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

    Unlimited
    My future is unlimited
    and I just had a vision almost like a prophecy
    sure the vision’s hazy
    and I know it sounds crazy
    But I swear some day I’ll be
    a dino digging PHD~~~

    And I’ll stand there with Dina
    feeling things I’ve never felt
    And I’ll totally show it
    we’ll be so happy we could melt

    And so it’ll be for the rest of our lives
    and we’ll want nothing else till we die
    Since will reing supreme, for a dino digging teaaaaaaaam
    That’s Dina and I~~~~~

    • ozaline
      ozaline
      November 17, 2015 at 1:01 am | #

      science will reign supreme, damnit.

  120. Z2
    Z2
    November 17, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

    This strip. This strip RIGHT HERE is why religion keeps sinking deeper into a hole. Somebody who was religious has a bad experience and turns away from it; determined to be as opposed to their previous status as possible. But there is no true opposite to everything that comprises religion. So the desperate and wounded person seizes on the closest thing they can find in academia; which they don’t know enough about to realize that it isn’t an any way opposed to the core concept they think they now hate. Then, after years of practicing, they twist it until it IS; they base their entire identity on being learned beings as OPPOSED to religious people for years, and when a new group comes along to suggest that those two things aren’t intertwined the disillusioned perceives it as a threat to their new identity and lashes out with insults. Then the religious people become aware of the insults and dismiss the field for being full of dicks; the lies become a little more true; and the human race as a whole gets a bit dumber.

    • AnolaBlues
      AnolaBlues
      November 17, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

      I think u kinda described Willis

    • ozaline
      ozaline
      November 17, 2015 at 1:59 am | #

      Science isn’t the opposite of religion but it is the opposite of indoctrination into deliberately anti-scientific principles, such as Young Earth Creationism.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 17, 2015 at 12:24 pm | #

        Religion: “You can’t know. You must have faith.”

        Science: “You can’t just have faith. You must know.”

        • saki
          saki
          November 17, 2015 at 3:20 pm | #

          Ooh, that is a really good way to put it simply. .-.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 17, 2015 at 3:59 pm | #

          Science: “You can’t [i]know[/i]. But you can test the evidence and get a pretty good idea. Which you should always be willing to chance if new evidence comes up.”

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 17, 2015 at 9:42 am | #

      You’re assuming that formerly religious people would refuse to reconcile with their former beliefs and heal from their bad experiences. I mean, you do hit the mark for the most part, but over time, I got over the whole “rebel against an ideology used to oppress me by my shitty parents/peers!” phase. Sometimes I even think of joining a church, if only for the feeling of social camaraderie; it’s what I grew up with, and I sort of miss it.

      So yeah, some people haven’t got through their hate and moved on, and you know what? That’s perfectly fine. They’ll deal with it in time. But others do learn to heal. With Joyce around, I’m sure Becky will heal over time. She’s a shining example of the best kind of Christian; one who is able to adapt their beliefs and morals in a way that stays true to her faith.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        November 17, 2015 at 9:46 am | #

        Then again, I didn’t have it nearly as bad as Becky did.

    • Clodia
      Clodia
      November 17, 2015 at 9:51 am | #

      Where did she say she was abandoning Christianity? She just said that she was going to embrace science and do more than her father thought she ought to be able to. She’s been pretty open about being both Christian and a lesbian so far. If she was going to flounce from religion as well, this would have been the time to throw that in his face too.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm | #

      1) Becky has in no place been shown to stop being Christian, merely not the particular flavor of Christian she grew up in. Which if that’s your overall definition of what Christian can mean, bully for you, but Becky believes in a creator called God who responds to prayers and stems from the Bible, so you’d be hard-pressed to say she doesn’t at least believe herself to be Christian and to hold what she would consider to be a Christian faith.

      2) Yes, those of us excited by knowledge and learning and academia and the sciences are just broken hurt people trading one ideology for another, ayup, totally. And it’s totally this which is hurting science and not the way at least two individuals so far have interpreted “I’m going to learn things and be a scientist” as an attack on faith and religion. These are not lies and I like this statement very much.

  121. Drakkin the Alien
    Drakkin the Alien
    November 17, 2015 at 1:04 am | #

    so that’s two dads down. Whose father would get pounded to a pulp next year? I vote Mary’s !!

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      November 17, 2015 at 3:34 pm | #

      Why such hate for persons we do not know at all?

      Especially as we know many of the other parents and have reasons to not like many of them!

  122. brumagem (phone)
    brumagem (phone)
    November 17, 2015 at 1:05 am | #

    To Ross I LOVE SCIENCE is prolly the greatest Fuck You of all.

  123. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 17, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

    YOU GO BECKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is the perfect comeback, the perfect respond to the… insult that he wanted your entire life to be. You are building your own life, you have your own goals, you are going to be the best fucking scientist in town and there is NOTHING THAT SAD PIECE OF FUCK CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!

    Oh, and how I ADORE the patented goofy Becky-grin in panel five. Just like pressing a button SHE’S BACK. ToeDad threatened her and her friends, pointed a gun at her, kidnapped her, put her in a car crash, guilt tripped her… but he DIDN’T BREAK HER. Becky is fun and loud and goofy and she’s HERE TO STAY. She has a future coming up with friends and a badass girlfriend and Joyce who will move heaven and earth for her and a job and an education and 9000 year old corn and sweet dinosaur facts and an entire world full of cool things that the man who pointed a gun at her can’t do anything about.

    Since this might be my last chance for a “Fudge you, Ross” post, let me just take the opportunity to say…

    …yeah, what she said. Just let it sink in what Becky just said, Ross. She has an entire future lined up, a completely rad and awesome future, and you have no part of it. No thanks to you – despite you. She doesn’t need you. But if you had been just a LITTLE less abusive, just a little less huge piece of shit, than you could have had a part of that future too. Well, tough luck. Shithead. You lost. You lost your daughter. Because you wouldn’t have her.

    So fudge you, Ross, and I sincerely hope Becky never has to see you again.

    HIGH FIVE, BECKY! YOU ARE GONNA BE SUCH A COOL SCIENTISTS!

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 1:29 pm | #

      It’s the one benefit of someone being unilaterally awful and unbending. When someone gives you the barest minimum of effort, it is easy to get stuck in the self-degrading cycle of trying to beg for your humanity. When someone is inflexibly awful, it makes it easy to throw up the double middle fingers much sooner.

      If he was willing to be passive-aggressively awful like Ethan’s mom, she might have suffered longer. But in this way, she can make a clean break and have a hard life, but a life that is her own. And 40 years down the line, when she’s on the TV explaining some cool aspect of evolution that her lab has discovered while Dina is cuddled against her arm, Toedad can sit and glare and seethe and blame her for ruining his life, but he will no longer have even the memory of power over her.

      Becky has escaped. Once and for all.

  124. I Write Monsters
    I Write Monsters
    November 17, 2015 at 1:10 am | #

    That mic is not only dropped, ladies and gentlemen. It is burning it’s way thrown the mantle as it unwaveringly melts a path to the Earth’s core. Pressures that could damage that mic only exist on hypothetical objects.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      November 17, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

      She nuked the mic from orbit like it was a closet.

  125. Mr D
    Mr D
    November 17, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

    As great as the payoff was, taking in account how Becky has acted and her (apparent, since we haven’t seen her in an academic environment) intelligence, I gotta say this…
    Fat chance.

    • Strangeshapes
      Strangeshapes
      November 17, 2015 at 5:20 am | #

      Seriously? She has a perfectly good chance of becoming a scientist. We’re still only a few weeks into the first semester, and she’s surrounded by people who can help her catch up (Joyce and Danny can help with math, Amber with computer science and probably physics, Dina with biology, etc.) She will easily get student loans and possibly scholarships. And in spite of her homeschooled fundie upbringing, she has a natural scientific curious it and questioning of commonly held truth. I think she will make a GREAT scientist.

    • nightsbridge
      nightsbridge
      November 17, 2015 at 8:21 am | #

      Wow. Just . . . Wow.

    • Sudden Clarity Clarence
      Sudden Clarity Clarence
      November 17, 2015 at 8:29 am | #

      Contrary to popular myth, you don’t need to be very intelligent to be a successful scientist. Someone of average intelligence who is very driven, creative, passionate about her work, not afraid to take risks, able to communicate well with her peers, and, above all, not afraid to work relentlessly on hard problems, has a much better chance of being a successful scientist than someone who merely scores 140+ on IQ tests.

    • Ollie
      Ollie
      November 17, 2015 at 9:08 am | #

      I’m “smarter” than a lot of scientists and students at my university by “academic intelligence” or whatever (Going by SAT, IQ, all that BS). But I’m also a total whack in the head, and probably not going to end up being a scientist. Becky seems pretty damn strong, I think she’ll be fine.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 1:40 pm | #

      Honestly, she has exactly what she needs to succeed in an academic subject: Curiosity and interest.

      As a teacher, I’ve seen a lot of kids and seeing as how I teach at an alternative school, most of the kids I have are considered to be “bad students”. And some do have a hard road, because they don’t want to try yet or want to coast by on their “natural” smarts. And others make dramatic improvements and really excel because they are able to access their curiosity and excitement and ask good questions that allow us to get into higher level concepts.

      Becky may have a handicap based on the education of her youth, but she’s been shown to work hard and seek out knowledge to improve that and is willing to put in the time that a Walky is not quite ready to do yet. As such, she could very rapidly eclipse so called “good” students.

      And it is worth noting that her mode of speech, while probably considered uneducated due to the colloquial slang and grammar is not actually a sign of intelligence, but rather something that’s used later by hiring companies as a means of discriminating based on regionalism and classism. As far as being exuberant about her sexuality and other means of “the way she acts”, my uncle said I was throwing away my talents by choosing to be super gay all the time instead, because I was proud of who I was. Didn’t stop me getting my Master’s or being a teacher who the students have told each other to seek out when they have a tough question. So, there’s that.

  126. Gentleman Mummy
    Gentleman Mummy
    November 17, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

    Spite is not a good foundation on which to build the rest of your life.

    • The Phantom's Belch
      The Phantom's Belch
      November 17, 2015 at 1:17 am | #

      I don’t think she’s doing it out of spite, though. We’ve seen the evolution of this decision since the day she showed up, long before the Broken Toe showed up with his rifle.

      If anyone’s responsible for her decision to become a scientist, it’s DINA for introducing her to the science of dinosaurs.

      Spite? No. Latching onto something as your life starts to careen out of control? Perhaps. That it annoys the Broken Toe is just a bonus, as far as she’s concerned. 😉

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        November 17, 2015 at 2:17 am | #

        I agree. She seems to have a real interest in science after even a brief exposure, and aside from the fact that it is a good excuse to talk to Dina.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          November 17, 2015 at 2:34 am | #

          Absolutely! The spite part is only telling daddy about it (and how she does it). The decision is real and all about her.

          For example: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/04-walking-with-dina/biology/

          • Gentleman Mummy
            Gentleman Mummy
            November 19, 2015 at 8:04 am | #

            Sure…but I still find this worth questioning. The whole strip seems much more like a fantasy scenario than something an emotionally-mature person would say. It’s like the equivalent of someone chopping off their hand to prove their love to you, and rather than dialling emergency services or at least running you decide to stay and squeeze a lemon over the wound.

            I say this as someone who has simply cut off ties with abusive family members and co-workers, and knowing and deeply respecting someone who still keeps her abusive parent at arm’s length. Spite is the easy choice, the choice that your testosterone and sense of wanting to get revenge tells you. Heck, in real life this would probably just motivate Ross to come after her even more forcefully a second time. If she’d simply walked away she’d have doused that fire.

            Another good example is this week’s episode of Fargo – the most highly-praised scene and performance of which was Nick Offerman playing a lawyer who, at gunpoint, talks down an angry father from breaking his son out of police custody. Offerman’s performance is so excellent because he plays it not just as a man afraid for his life, but someone who understands the point of view of the man who might kill him, even if he doesn’t agree, and uses both understanding and reason to get him to stand down.

            I’m sorry, but I’m just not ever going to be convinced that pouring hate on hate can be satisfying or even a viable solution in the long-term. That is probably why France has decided to open up their borders to 6,000 more refugees. Shutting them out, like USA Republicans want to, would just be keeping the fire going for the terrorists.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 1:42 pm | #

      Spite can be a good point to keep from collapsing into oneself though. Her love of science is genuine, you can see that in the quiet moments she shared with Dina or how she praised Dina’s science knowledge, but spite is what is giving her the strength to pursue those dreams even if they are hard.

      And that will likely pay off in the long-term, especially if she can continue to get the support both emotionally and financially of her friends.

  127. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    November 17, 2015 at 1:20 am | #

    Becky… go you! 🙂

  128. Precious Roy
    Precious Roy
    November 17, 2015 at 1:22 am | #

    geeettttttt dunked on!!!

  129. ozzi
    ozzi
    November 17, 2015 at 1:24 am | #

    “…….and Fructokinase-1 cleaves the bond between the carbon of Glucose-6-Phosphate. Thus…….”

    zzzzzzzzzzz

    Dina – “Becky wake up. This is the good part.”

    Becky – “I DIDN’T sign up for this.”

    Random girl: “None of us did hon.”

    • Ollie
      Ollie
      November 17, 2015 at 9:03 am | #

      *Random asshole behind them* What are you talking about, this stuff is SO COOL

      I might be that asshole…

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 1:43 pm | #

      Ah, O-Chem as taught by colleges. The bane of many a Bio majors collegiate career. I’ve since learned to love a lot of it and teach it in a way that’s actually fun for my students, but I still resent how I was taught it in the dullest, most lifeless way imaginable.

  130. RaeB
    RaeB
    November 17, 2015 at 1:27 am | #

    Yes!!! Science; the anti- toedad!

  131. Dana
    Dana
    November 17, 2015 at 1:30 am | #

    And study the science of fuckin’ the ladies!

  132. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    November 17, 2015 at 1:35 am | #

    I can’t think of a more wonderfully inappropriate career path that Becky could have chosen. It’s so the opposite of her personality that it almost seems like a natural choice.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      November 17, 2015 at 2:15 am | #

      Opposite of her personality? Not that I can see. She seems to respond quickly to Dina’s logical arguments about evolution and the age of the earth. So, logical is good. And she drops her old ideas quickly and without regret when they are shown to be wrong. Also very good for a scientist.

      And, she just plain seems to like science, now that she has seen it. Sure, she wants to hang out with Dina, but I don’t think she was just feigning interest for an excuse.

      What else do we know about her personality? She is loud, energetic and optimistic? Plenty of scientists are like that, and they mostly don’t affect aptitude for science… though optimism could be good when you are at the lab after regular hours trying a tricky protocol for the 8th time 😛 (or whatever equivalent might make sense for whatever branch she goes into)

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 17, 2015 at 2:38 am | #

        Exactly this!

        Becky is also good with people which will make her a great science communicator. “Hey, you, come over here and let me tell you about corn. Are you prepared to have your MIND BLOWN???”

        • Shiro
          Shiro
          November 17, 2015 at 3:45 am | #

          I’m hearing next big children’s science series, Bill Nye style?

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            November 17, 2015 at 12:28 pm | #

            I’m hearing Adam Savage, to be honest. Which is awesome.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 17, 2015 at 1:45 pm | #

          She could very ironically become a science teacher, both because it would allow her to teach youngsters what she was denied growing up and because it would be a delicious twisting of the “go into education, so you can be better free labor for your home-schooled kids” ideology Toedad sold her.

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            November 17, 2015 at 9:03 pm | #

            ^ I like this so much! ^

      • Mona
        Mona
        November 17, 2015 at 5:24 am | #

        Very true. The willingness to question and drop old ideas is worth a LOT in science.

  133. wynne
    wynne
    November 17, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

    *THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

  134. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    November 17, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

    *drops mic*

  135. Lordess of Madness
    Lordess of Madness
    November 17, 2015 at 1:42 am | #

    Joyce ain’t got nothing on that!

  136. The Phantom's Belch
    The Phantom's Belch
    November 17, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

    Once again, a well-deserved “OH HELL YEAH! BECKY… HAS COME BACK … TO DOA!”. We missed ya, Beckster. Now go get some waffles. 😉 I’m sure there’s a Perkins or some other 24-hour breakfast place nearby that all the college kids hang out at when cramming needs food.

    OT: I just noticed something; my usual gravitar (based on a Sith Ahsoka) isn’t showing up on this site; it’s appearing on a few others (The Monster Under the Bed, and Go Get A Roomie), but not here. Here, it’s selecting one of the cast. What’s up with that?

    • fallingwaters2
      fallingwaters2
      November 17, 2015 at 8:13 am | #

      I miss Perkin’s.

  137. AnolaBlues
    AnolaBlues
    November 17, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

    College Loans, also the only thing she knows about science is natural selection. Man, they are gonna eat her alive, aren’t they?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 17, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

      Becky has ten times the motivation of anyone else in the class and has an A+ student who loves to tutor her. She’ll do fine!

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 17, 2015 at 1:49 pm | #

        This. As a science teacher, I’ll take a Becky any day over the wads of “just give me the facts to memorize for med school, because that’s where the money is” dipshits any day.

  138. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 17, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

    Since I’m sure everyone is very invested in my chocie of gravatar…

    I stuck with the blue-panel happy Becky for all this time because for me it was a powerful reminder of the simple horrible unfairness of her situation. In a just world those little blue panels would just have continued. Becky and Kaitlin exploring new found freedom and mutual interest. Perhaps becoming an item, perhaps just being a fling, perhaps getting their own slipshine and perhaps being the most important people in the world for each other, but never torn apart and chased away just because of who they were.

    Of course, this is not a just world.

    So the reason I’m changing gravatar now is that…. DAAAAANG, Becky is all kinds of awesome. And as for this moment she has won. She can go back to be adorable with her lady friend without being interupted by a toeshaped butthole with illusions of fatherhood. As of this moment her life is as it SHOULD be. With proper education, proper partner and proper plans for the future. Sure, there are struggles and hardships, but she can deal with those.

    I might switch back at some point because I have a soft spot for happy blue-panel Becky, but for now I want to be reminded of Becky’s triumph.

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      November 17, 2015 at 2:04 am | #

      Very nice!

  139. Dara
    Dara
    November 17, 2015 at 1:54 am | #

    FUCK YEAH BECKY!

  140. Professor Fate
    Professor Fate
    November 17, 2015 at 1:58 am | #

    Toedad’s parenting skills rate the much coveted two middle fingers up signifying he’s a genuine asswipe.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 1:51 pm | #

      Hey now! That’s very unfair, I think we can say that despite being a toe, he raised those two middle fingers very well all on his own.

  141. Freezer
    Freezer
    November 17, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

    That was not what I was expecting.

    I like it, but not what I was expecting!

  142. ailorn
    ailorn
    November 17, 2015 at 2:02 am | #

    Haha! 🙂 Becky is now awesome.

  143. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    November 17, 2015 at 2:02 am | #

    Comic over. Becky has won at comic forever. Best character.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 17, 2015 at 2:07 am | #

      Yup, we kinda have to invent new forms of media now when Becky has won comics.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        November 17, 2015 at 2:41 am | #

        So then, you got any ideas?

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          November 17, 2015 at 5:52 am | #

          I hear good things about corn!

      • Chris2315
        Chris2315
        November 17, 2015 at 4:57 am | #

        Yes! How about a comic that moves, and with sounds. We shall call it… a cartoon!

  144. The Phantom's Belch
    The Phantom's Belch
    November 17, 2015 at 2:12 am | #

    A few icons for peeps to use!

    Fuckin’ Scientist!

    To the ToeDad!

  145. Kaunisenkeli
    Kaunisenkeli
    November 17, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

    Becky has swiftly jumped to my favorite character. Sorry, Dina, but your girlfriend is just too awesome! 😀

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 17, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

      Doesn’t she know it 🙂

  146. A Scientist
    A Scientist
    November 17, 2015 at 2:19 am | #

    I’m a me, and I approve this message.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      November 17, 2015 at 3:33 am | #

      She said “I’m going to be a fucking scientist”, not “I’m going to be fucking A Scientist”.

      Better luck next time.

      • A Scientist
        A Scientist
        November 17, 2015 at 10:50 am | #

        By way of clarification, that is definitely not what I meant.

  147. Gamaran Sepudomyn
    Gamaran Sepudomyn
    November 17, 2015 at 2:27 am | #

    So I guess we’ll have to add the Hot Scientist trope to Becky’s tvtropes character entry.

  148. Noclevername
    Noclevername
    November 17, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

    The mic is down, and it ain’t NEVER gettin’ back up!

    • Noclevername
      Noclevername
      November 17, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

      Seriously, Becky’s microphone is now like Thor’s Hammer; no one is worthy to lift it.

  149. avistel
    avistel
    November 17, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

    While I understand that there needs to be conflict for a character to develop, I really hope that it’s not through some tedious “ToeDad McVeigh gets let out of jail by a parole board miraculously composed entirely by the 700 Club audience” arc in the future. Artistic license rules supreme, obviously, but a bro can hope…

  150. Rob Cottingham
    Rob Cottingham
    November 17, 2015 at 2:36 am | #

    That last panel pairs perfectly with Willis’ avatar.

  151. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 17, 2015 at 2:41 am | #

    Because nothing says double-bird-fuck-you to a literalist YEC Christian upbringing quite like becoming a scientist.

    (A real scientist, not one of those fake creation scientists. …. and now I’m depressed that I even have to make the qualifier.)

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 17, 2015 at 7:46 pm | #

      And what is worse, she is going to become a fucking scientist, the worst possible field as far as a religious loon is concerned, only superceeded by something in the evolutionary sciences.

  152. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    November 17, 2015 at 2:44 am | #

    Two things
    1. Go Becky! This has to the single most awesome response to hateful bigotry ever!!
    2. Silver lining to all this is that I’m pretty sure Becky will have a very easy time getting scholarships. She’ll probably only have to take loans for the first semester or two if she starts immediately, due to application deadlines. Also, I’m pretty sure federal grants and loans will be easier to get once she updates her FAFSA (I am assuming that her parents filled one out before her mom died). Honestly, it looks like Becky won’t actually have to deal with student debt issues.

  153. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 17, 2015 at 2:56 am | #

    Predicting it now: Becky will cry her eyes out on Dina’s shoulder as soon as she’s out of line-of-sight and earshot. What makes me say that? Becky’s false grin; I’ve seen her use that one before when she’s upset or suppressing her feelings.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 2:00 pm | #

      I don’t doubt she’ll be crying on Dina’s shoulder tonight, but I think that moment is pure “fuck you and the horse you rode in on” catharsis.

  154. Aaron Tate
    Aaron Tate
    November 17, 2015 at 2:57 am | #

    Fuck yeah Becky! Evolutionary science here she comes!

  155. Spongegirl Circleskirt
    Spongegirl Circleskirt
    November 17, 2015 at 3:03 am | #

    If she becomes a marine biologist, I have a sweet underwater pineapple she can shack up in while she studies my underwater buddies. Heck, we already got a mad rocket scientist squirrel…

  156. Palamdrone
    Palamdrone
    November 17, 2015 at 3:43 am | #

    To be technical, she’s going to be a fucking a paleontologist.

    • Chris2315
      Chris2315
      November 17, 2015 at 4:54 am | #

      Wait, did you mean “a fucking paleontologist” or “fucking a paleontologist”?

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 17, 2015 at 5:01 am | #

        both?

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 17, 2015 at 2:01 pm | #

          Both… simultaneously.

  157. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    November 17, 2015 at 3:47 am | #

    Becky is BEST!

  158. Nym
    Nym
    November 17, 2015 at 3:49 am | #

    Yes! This is a good path for Becky. I am pleased.

  159. Skoyatt
    Skoyatt
    November 17, 2015 at 3:52 am | #

    This is so awesome.

  160. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    November 17, 2015 at 4:14 am | #

    Attagirl, Becky! Flip that double bird!

  161. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    November 17, 2015 at 4:16 am | #

    Wait… So is Becky going to be a fucking “scientist”, or a “fucking” scientist? Because, y’know, the latter is totally a real thing. Jus’ saying. 😉

    • Sam
      Sam
      November 17, 2015 at 9:59 am | #

      She could also be fucking a scientist.

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        November 17, 2015 at 11:15 am | #

        Why not all three? She could study dinosaur sex.

  162. Chris2315
    Chris2315
    November 17, 2015 at 4:53 am | #

    Next semester, huh? Well that should only take about twenty years.

  163. Martin Smith
    Martin Smith
    November 17, 2015 at 5:51 am | #

    Has she got a place to live though? Isn’t she still just hiding out in Sal’s dorm?

    • halfur
      halfur
      November 17, 2015 at 6:16 am | #

      Well, her father isn’t going to get her evicted now, and as Becky basically has taken Billie’s spot it should be in Ruth’s best interest to not draw too much attention to the fact that Billie’s living in her room now.

  164. Red5
    Red5
    November 17, 2015 at 6:29 am | #

    There’s a song by Lily Allen that’s totally appropriate here.

  165. theheroesofcrash
    theheroesofcrash
    November 17, 2015 at 6:31 am | #

    I’m glad everyone survived going toe-to-Toedad with him.

    *Grins awkwardly*

    *Cricket chirps*

    …

    …I’ll just sit in the corner…

  166. Les
    Les
    November 17, 2015 at 6:55 am | #

    So now she’s ready to start defying gravity (like the “Wicked” references).

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      November 17, 2015 at 7:46 am | #

      She did that already, back here

    • chubisus
      chubisus
      November 17, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

      No melting or scarecrows, though, please.

      • saki
        saki
        November 17, 2015 at 3:05 pm | #

        That made me think, if things had gone even half as terribly wrong as they could have, we might be singing No Good Deed right now.

  167. Carmeops
    Carmeops
    November 17, 2015 at 7:23 am | #

    Get Dunked On!

  168. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    November 17, 2015 at 7:41 am | #

    Allow me to join the “Hell yeah!!” choir! I have come to really love Becky, now that we know what she’s made of. (That would be awesome-sauce, for the win.)

    In closing, allow me to also join the “Fuck you, Ross!” squad of two-fisted bird flippers. Thank you (Willis)!

  169. fallingwaters2
    fallingwaters2
    November 17, 2015 at 7:56 am | #

    This may be the greatest thing I have ever seen Becky do.
    YOU GO GIRL

  170. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    November 17, 2015 at 7:57 am | #

    FUCKIN GOT ‘EM.

    Good on you, Becky. I know you’ll push through. These next few days may be difficult for you but you’ll learn to adjust, if you haven’t already.

  171. fallingwaters2
    fallingwaters2
    November 17, 2015 at 7:57 am | #

    also HOLY SHIT IS SHE OKAY

  172. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 17, 2015 at 8:14 am | #

    I never been more grumpy than now about the slow passage of time. I want to see Becky in class. I expect something like this:
    http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1510

  173. Dubby
    Dubby
    November 17, 2015 at 8:18 am | #

    Did you mean for the hovertext to get Defying Gravity stuck in our heads?

    • saki
      saki
      November 17, 2015 at 3:02 pm | #

      I think he meant for this storyline’s title to get Deying Gravity stuck in our heads.

      • Dubby
        Dubby
        November 17, 2015 at 4:27 pm | #

        my name is dubby and I am OBSERVANT

  174. Carolyn
    Carolyn
    November 17, 2015 at 8:23 am | #

    Well, Toedad, it’s been fun. Since we probably won’t be seeing you for awhile, if ever, please allow me to send you out with a song:

    “Fuck you (fuck you)
    Fuck you very, very much
    Cause we hate what you do
    And we hate your whole crew
    So please don’t stay in touch”

    • Eric Hansen
      Eric Hansen
      November 17, 2015 at 11:10 am | #

      One of my favorite songs.

  175. Erik
    Erik
    November 17, 2015 at 8:32 am | #

    Y’know what? I haven’t been all that invested in Becky up to now, except for the fact that she made Dina happy. But this here? She just fucking won. Go Becky!

  176. Marethyu
    Marethyu
    November 17, 2015 at 8:34 am | #

    >I’m going to learn real things
    >gender studies
    >real things
    Well then.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      November 17, 2015 at 8:57 am | #

      I think she’s talking about the science.

      • Marethyu
        Marethyu
        November 17, 2015 at 10:11 am | #

        I know, I just meant it in a sarcastic way since she’ll probably study at the same place everyone else is studying and they had gender studies there.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      November 17, 2015 at 9:20 am | #

      You don’t think gender studies is a real thing? That sounds silly.

      • Marethyu
        Marethyu
        November 17, 2015 at 10:10 am | #

        I don’t think what’s taught in gender studies is a real thing.

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          November 17, 2015 at 10:20 am | #

          What exactly is your definition of real here? Is everything they study in the class actually some sort of plastic forgery?

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            November 17, 2015 at 2:08 pm | #

            Wait a minute, this line here about how lesbians exist is actually made of a cheap moldable plastic! LIAR!

            Also heh, on STEMholes trying to shit on the softer sciences not realizing:

            a) That they are only taught to hate and disparage social sciences because there’s more gender disparity in those fields and anything women do is automatically treated as less valuable than what is dominated by men.

            and

            b) their preferred fields used to be considered “meaningless girl shit” as “useful as stenography” back in the day. Fuck, being an engineer, especially of computers was viewed as absolutely worthless and not a real discipline unlike the towering high-minded pursuits of Literature and the Social Sciences before there was an active campaign to push women out of the field.

            Oh and LOL, you trolled us by looking like an idiot, LMFAO or whatever.

            • Amazi-Stool
              Amazi-Stool
              November 17, 2015 at 4:10 pm | #

              Maybe a relevant news from the STEM-fields:
              Computer science is now the top major for women at Stanford University.

          • anna
            anna
            November 17, 2015 at 3:52 pm | #

            Well, math and science can get you from one end of the universe to the other and still be valid, while gender studies is an artificial construct specific to one culture of one species on one planet of one solar system of one galaxy in an extraordinarily broad multiverse, BUT HEY don’t let that stop you from cooking up a reason to be offended.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 17, 2015 at 4:06 pm | #

              OTOH, speaking as a former physics grad and current computer scientist, understanding people and societies is hard. Planets and atoms and computer programs are trivially simple in comparison.

              • anna
                anna
                November 17, 2015 at 6:31 pm | #

                I made up a language the other day. It involves intricate quirks of glottal stops and double-jointed elbows and it, too, is hard to understand.

                But that doesn’t make it useful.

                • Lord Stoneheart
                  Lord Stoneheart
                  November 17, 2015 at 6:42 pm | #

                  So understanding how humans interact at a societal level isn’t useful? Understanding trends in history and how that might affect how current events may play out isn’t useful? (I know the OP was talking about gender studies, but you seem to be dismissing sociology as a whole based on your response to thejeff)

            • Lord Stoneheart
              Lord Stoneheart
              November 17, 2015 at 6:29 pm | #

              I mean there’s a difference between recognizing that a field may be limited in scope and flat out dismissing an entire field as fake. The latter is what the OP did.

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              November 17, 2015 at 8:47 pm | #

              Shame we live on the one planet, then. Even more shame that our time on it may be truncated because of social issues making it harder to band together and solve our one planet’s issues.

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          November 17, 2015 at 10:21 am | #

          See, I would have thought you’d been obvious enough you enjoy ignoring reality, but here you are, making it moreso!

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          November 17, 2015 at 10:43 pm | #

          You don’t think that teaching about the complexities of gender/sex/orientation relations is a real thing? Again, that’s silly. The study of gender is a part of studying the human condition; its histories, thoughts, beliefs and ideas, how they were implemented before and those resulting affects on today, and how reactions and interactions from people influenced by these concepts are using that knowledge to shape not just their own world view, but the perceptions of society as a whole.

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 17, 2015 at 10:17 am | #

      Normally I’d ask about the content of your post and why gender studies was even brought up in response to this strip. But honestly the thing that confuses me most is the use of the > sign. Am I missing something here?

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        November 17, 2015 at 10:25 am | #

        It’s channer speak. I mean, this particular idiot might be off reddit or similar sites, but it’s part of channer speech pattern, because that’s what quotes do in 4chan. Using it off 4chan is a tribal mark.

        Both 4chan and reddit are rife with groups that like to ignore inconvenient science like most social sciences (sometimes exempting what is often the least scientific, economics), as well as non-scientific but still empirically grounded study areas like gender studies.

      • Marethyu
        Marethyu
        November 17, 2015 at 11:11 am | #

        >2004+11
        >not knowing of maymay arrows
        Let me help you there: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/green-text-stories

        • Lord Stoneheart
          Lord Stoneheart
          November 17, 2015 at 12:56 pm | #

          Okay, I apologize for not knowing some in joke of a website that I have no wish to be anywhere near. That doesn’t answer the question of why you are using them now. Or why you had to say 2004 + 11 instead of just 2015.

          • GhostWriterL
            GhostWriterL
            November 17, 2015 at 1:52 pm | #

            Don’t argue logic with a 4channer. They don’t have the capacity to process it properly.

    • Salmo
      Salmo
      November 18, 2015 at 10:19 pm | #

      Is your Gravatar wearing a goddamn fedora?

  177. spiderfan14
    spiderfan14
    November 17, 2015 at 8:49 am | #

    damn, I gotta make that my new profile picture

  178. morg
    morg
    November 17, 2015 at 8:56 am | #

    I see bad things in that girl’s future. Ross is dangerous. He is going away for a while but.. he didn’t actually shoot anyone. He will get out in a few years or so. Sure, she should have no trouble getting a restraining order but Ross doesn’t seem like he would give a shit about that. I see a bright young, newly graduated scientist with a ‘future’ suddenly disappearing.

    • morg
      morg
      November 17, 2015 at 8:57 am | #

      I’m not sure those friends she just mentioned are entirely safe either.

    • morg
      morg
      November 17, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

      I’m sure he wouldn’t be allowed to own a gun again either. But.. would a guy like that let the law stop him?

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 17, 2015 at 6:34 pm | #

        Is there a way to stop people in America from buying guns (eg CRCs)? Or is that just a sort of if he was found possessing it, he’d be in trouble thing?

        • morg
          morg
          November 18, 2015 at 8:48 am | #

          It’s not possible to stop people anywhere from buying anything. (except maybe by making them too poor) It is certainly illegal to sell a gun to someone with his histroy and any dealer that did so would be in trouble, possibly losing their license. Contrary to popular belief we do have laws about those sorts of things here!

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 2:10 pm | #

      It’s possible, but it will probably not going to happen during the course of the strip, so for now, she has a little breathing room to build up her life before the next time Toedad tries to destroy it again.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      November 17, 2015 at 9:55 pm | #

      ‘A few years’ being an absolute minimum of 6 (the minimum sentence for a Class B felony – Criminal Confinement, which becomes class B if the perpetrator is armed with a deadly weapon, or causes harm to another in the course of the crime), and probably closer to the maximum of 20, given it managed to hit 2 of the three qualifications for class B status, and involved terrorizing the college. (He’ll be eligible for parole in 3-10 years, but an absolutely unrepentant ass isn’t going to pass the review board.)

      • morg
        morg
        November 18, 2015 at 8:45 am | #

        The amount of time a person in sentenced and the amount that they served are two very different things. This is especially true for first time offenses.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          November 18, 2015 at 12:57 pm | #

          You really think Ross is getting paroled? Or ‘good behaviour’? An unrepentant ass, who honestly thinks what he did was right, and actively hates the secular authorities who will be holding him?

  179. morg
    morg
    November 17, 2015 at 8:58 am | #

    Anyone else reminded by Ross of Darth Vader without his mask?

    • Griffin
      Griffin
      November 17, 2015 at 1:36 pm | #

      Don’t insult Darth Vader D:

  180. Volkai
    Volkai
    November 17, 2015 at 9:07 am | #

    Part of me is disappointed Becky didn’t take the time to correct him in this strip on exactly who destroyed the family.

    This is wholly overwhelmed by happiness at her decision here.

    • GhostWriterL
      GhostWriterL
      November 17, 2015 at 10:49 am | #

      She probably knows that arguing with him is just giving him power to keep her wherever she wants her, and he’s not going to change his mind anyway.

      Better to just leave on a “Yeah, I don’t need you anymore, and I’m going to become something else you hate” note.

  181. MutantSentry
    MutantSentry
    November 17, 2015 at 9:37 am | #

    Someone set her up with Bill Nye episodes, good intro to basic concepts (that she probably missed with that toedad homeschooling her) with a catchy theme song. Science Rules!

  182. hof1991
    hof1991
    November 17, 2015 at 9:40 am | #

    Things are pointing up for Becky.

  183. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 17, 2015 at 9:41 am | #

    Hey, look! A new Shortpacked! comic!

    Sort of…

    http://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=november-17-2015

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 17, 2015 at 9:45 am | #

      That took me to a Japanese ad for a watch collection.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        November 17, 2015 at 11:05 am | #

        Gah!! Stupid ad redirect!

      • That guy
        That guy
        November 17, 2015 at 11:57 am | #

        Not even a watch – I got a watch display / winder thing.

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          November 17, 2015 at 12:33 pm | #

          Me too.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          November 17, 2015 at 12:40 pm | #

          Me too. But hey, nice box, at least.

          The website itself is still saying that the “Dab” comic was the newest.

    • maxyai
      maxyai
      November 17, 2015 at 11:00 am | #

      You can find it here:
      http://reallifecomics.com/

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        November 17, 2015 at 11:04 am | #

        That one took me to a flute.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          November 17, 2015 at 11:37 am | #

          I actually don’t care about what you try to link to any longer, I’m just happy about the surrealness of this conversation.

      • Willoughby Chase
        Willoughby Chase
        November 17, 2015 at 12:28 pm | #

        Cheap bundles of wood. From Japan.

        Oh, never change Japan!

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 17, 2015 at 12:41 pm | #

        That… miiiiight be some kind of a towel rack? 😀

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        November 17, 2015 at 12:42 pm | #

        If you just type this url into the address bar, it works.

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          November 17, 2015 at 4:18 pm | #

          Or copy /paste the URL.

  184. GhostWriterL
    GhostWriterL
    November 17, 2015 at 9:42 am | #

    If she really wants to piss Ross off, she’ll become a brain scientist. A psychologist… that specializes in cult deprogramming.

  185. thestashattacked
    thestashattacked
    November 17, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

    You go, Becky!

  186. Clodia
    Clodia
    November 17, 2015 at 9:48 am | #

    GO BECKY!

  187. Guairdean Beatha
    Guairdean Beatha
    November 17, 2015 at 9:50 am | #

    Despite all his rage, he’ll still just be a fundie in a cage.

    Wait. Is this a setup for a spinoff comic named “Bunkies?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 17, 2015 at 11:02 am | #

      His ‘bunkie’ is Blaine.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        November 17, 2015 at 2:12 pm | #

        Blaine: “Dude, you’re kinda a shitty father, aren’t you?”

  188. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    November 17, 2015 at 9:53 am | #

    If Becky weren’t a lesbian, and fictional, I’d propose to her on the spot.

    Instead I’ll just have to look forward to her dinosaur-themed wedding with Dina.

    • Guairdean Beatha
      Guairdean Beatha
      November 17, 2015 at 10:49 am | #

      Never let piddling little details stand in the way of your happiness.

  189. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    November 17, 2015 at 9:56 am | #

    This is my favorite comic you’ve ever made

  190. NLips
    NLips
    November 17, 2015 at 10:19 am | #

    The best part of a relationship is when your partner inspires you to become somebody amazing.

  191. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    November 17, 2015 at 10:34 am | #

    BEWARE THE BECKY ALL-TEETH GRIN! Clearly, it’s FAR MORE POTENT than even Joyce’s triangle smile!

    First time we saw it deployed, she TOTALLY NUKED THE CLOSET FOREVER.

    Now, it’s being used to UTTERLY ANNIHILATE TOXIC PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP.

    This is clearly her ‘walks away from explosions’ grin. BEWARE!

  192. Megatron
    Megatron
    November 17, 2015 at 10:39 am | #

    If only she could ground him under the heel of her metallic boot.

  193. JMP
    JMP
    November 17, 2015 at 10:42 am | #

    Dumbing of Age: Unlimited “Fuck You” Works?

  194. Regalli
    Regalli
    November 17, 2015 at 11:06 am | #

    FUCK YEAH, BECKY.

  195. Eric Hansen
    Eric Hansen
    November 17, 2015 at 11:09 am | #

    We’ll never see her start classes, the timescale is too long.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      November 17, 2015 at 9:10 pm | #

      I hope we’ll see her auditing classes with Dina.

  196. chartreauxx
    chartreauxx
    November 17, 2015 at 11:10 am | #

    becky is one tough lady.

  197. Lan Mikoto
    Lan Mikoto
    November 17, 2015 at 12:05 pm | #

    I vote Becky for character of the year. She’s a total badass.

    • Zamer
      Zamer
      November 17, 2015 at 8:43 pm | #

      Becky for CotY and Dinky for CotY(couple of the year)

  198. NotPiffany
    NotPiffany
    November 17, 2015 at 12:49 pm | #

    1. I want at least one panel in the next strip to be the cops on either side of Ross applauding Becky.

    2. I want Becky to ask Sarah for getting-into-college advice. She probably has every possible scholarship, grant, and loan memorized already from dealing with her own situation.

    3. If/when she needs to leave campus, I hope Dina’s folks take her in. They seem nice.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 2:14 pm | #

      I think this next arc or the one after it, we’ll probably see Becky meeting up with Leslie and connecting with some key resources in the area from one who has already been there.

      • NotPiffany
        NotPiffany
        November 17, 2015 at 11:54 pm | #

        I hope so.

  199. Jen
    Jen
    November 17, 2015 at 1:18 pm | #

    OMG. The perfect FU!! 😀 This fills me with such joy.

  200. Griffin
    Griffin
    November 17, 2015 at 1:34 pm | #

    Yes.

    • Griffin
      Griffin
      November 17, 2015 at 4:21 pm | #

      too long I’ve been afraid of
      losing love I guess I’ve lost
      well if that’s love
      it comes at much too high a cost

      Reading this at school made me miss the Wicked reference until now…

  201. dman
    dman
    November 17, 2015 at 1:49 pm | #

    well… becky is gonna have a bad time. im sure by this point the college realizes that she’s living on campus and hasnt paid for school at all. this will most likely get her kicked off campus. not only that, but with her parent saying no, shes gonna find it hard tog et a loan without a cosigner and (considering the environment she was raised in prevents her from having any technology) zero credit score. shes facing an uphill battle

    • saki
      saki
      November 17, 2015 at 2:54 pm | #

      Well, she’s only been staying there for, what, 2 nights? Maybe 3? And considering her circumstances, unless the administration is totally heartless, I’m thinking they’ll be lenient.
      Is a parent’s consent relevant since she’s not a minor?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 17, 2015 at 4:14 pm | #

        4 nights so far, I think.
        It’s not so much parent’s consent, but that they won’t co-sign and guarantee to repay any loans. OTOH, since she’s no longer supported by her parents, she’s likely to qualify for a good deal more in the way of aid, both federal secured loans and grants.
        It’s easy enough for Willis to justify her coming next semester, if that’s the direction he wants to go. It’s also years of real time away. 🙂

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 17, 2015 at 7:21 pm | #

          I think what might most help her is the fact that he’s going to jail. Before jail, if he was just not supporting her, he’d still count against her loan application because he theoretically could support her, but because he’s going to the slammer, that probably would stop being the case or at least, at the very least, his income would drop into the toilet.

          Meaning she has a better chance to get loans equal to what she needs at the very least.

        • saki
          saki
          November 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm | #

          Ah, I see, I didn’t know there was a co-signing thing, dman’s comment makes more sense now.

    • Just Here
      Just Here
      November 17, 2015 at 3:27 pm | #

      The question is, will the university risk the bad publicity? If the whole mess comes to light, they might actually let her stay, and help her find funding for school. It’d be good PR for them.

      • Marie
        Marie
        November 17, 2015 at 6:30 pm | #

        Also yeah I wrote a bunch about this a few weeks/months ago. She’s not staying there illegally (and possibly has another place via the police, dunno if she’s talking about Billie’s bed or something else in yesterday’s comic), she’s an abused, marginalized youngster, and she has an enthusiastic drive to learn science. It would be kind of weird for them not to at least refer her to their financial aid department, and (best case) feasible for them to work out a housing arrangement and work on campus, maybe let her audit courses for the term so she’d be extra ready to relearn things next term.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          November 17, 2015 at 7:23 pm | #

          Not to mention there could be a bit of a protest movement among the students if her case was made more public. I can see the Dean “making a deal’ with some off-campus queer program to mitigate fallout while sending a growl in the direction of Ruth for “letting this happen without informing the school” or something else toothless but threatening.

    • Marie
      Marie
      November 17, 2015 at 6:26 pm | #

      The student loans here (and I believe in several states?) don’t require a cosigner. Your parents (or spouse) have to do a form as well, because if they make a certain amount the government expects them to help with the costs, but if you don’t have parents or it’s this sort of thing, you just need to submit some sort of documentation for that (eg, I know someone who sent a letter with her younger brother’s student loan applications saying he lived with her but was supporting himself and that their parents were out of the picture)

  202. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 17, 2015 at 2:11 pm | #

    Door closes, Becky out.

    Toedad…
    Cop 1…
    Cop 2…
    Cop 1: Speaking of science, heard the news about the quills?
    Cop 2: Yeah, there are some hard evidence coming in, but most is speculation.
    Cop 1: Well, you know what dinosaur bloggers are like.
    Cop 2: Don’t I know it. Anyway, I caught Dina in the corridor and she said [ten minute lecture on radiation dating]
    ToeDad: Grunt…
    Cop 1: Oh, sorry, this must be boring for you. Let’s put on a video instead… Oooooh! Cris Pratt

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 2:15 pm | #

      Cop 2: Ooh, or those hominids they found in the cave or the fact that they analyzed those viking bones and found signs of non-normative gender identities and…

      Toedad: (whispers) kill…me…

      • Gamaran Sepudomyn
        Gamaran Sepudomyn
        November 17, 2015 at 2:57 pm | #

        Cop 1: Ooh, did you know Romans dedicated an aspect of Aphrodite to transgendered people?
        Toedad (stretched, screamy groan): To what?
        Cop 2: Shush. No, actually.

        • Noclevername
          Noclevername
          November 17, 2015 at 6:40 pm | #

          I doubt attributing transgender issues to Aphrodite or Odin would make Ross scream anything but “AHA! See? PAGAN Gods! Not my One True God!”

        • Peduncle
          Peduncle
          November 17, 2015 at 7:12 pm | #

          Aphrodite is a sepudomyn of Venus.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        November 17, 2015 at 5:50 pm | #

        Heh, don’t get me started on Vikings. Looking at you Odin-king-of-Gods-with-important-gender-transgressing-characteristics.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          November 17, 2015 at 9:09 pm | #

          And the less said about Loki, the better…

  203. Peduncle
    Peduncle
    November 17, 2015 at 2:16 pm | #

    With 574 comments, my browser gets 49 matches for the F-bomb. I wonder if that’s a record for DoA.

    • Peduncle
      Peduncle
      November 17, 2015 at 2:23 pm | #

      That’s not counting the one in the strip or the four fingers.

      I’m getting the impression that people are not fond of Becky’s dad.

    • Peduncle
      Peduncle
      November 17, 2015 at 6:51 pm | #

      Deceptress (holy crap, he’s got a gun) had 1601 comments (!) and 96 bombs. Total higher, trauma higher, density lower.

  204. saki
    saki
    November 17, 2015 at 2:51 pm | #

    With each strip featuring Becky, I love her more. I can’t wait to see her thrive.

  205. kirbilius clausius
    kirbilius clausius
    November 17, 2015 at 3:10 pm | #

    Anthropology or psychology maybe.

    Becky couldn’t find a muon if Iron Man blasted her in the face.

    Languages can take a decade and half to become fluent in, and math is the language (that we’re at least using) of describing the universe. Becky’s going to have to get from home school for education with intent of home schooling math to scientist level? Even a video game screenshot is a subspace matrix manipulation of a three dimensionally described environment to a two dimensionally displayed plane. You have to get comfortable with sigma before even proposing how correct your data sets could be let alone that actual conclusions you’re presenting.

    And while Becky’s gonna be fine. Just like the doc told Steve Rogers “It’s the little guy who values power”, I have no trouble believing that Becky’s going to understand two crucial things that many an American fails at. 1)There’s no real safety net. There’s only you, your actions and your circumstances. 2)That she’s _now_ free. And that will make Becky capable of the really hard choices: setting aside previous beliefs in the face of new evidence, casting aside dreams for survival, working for a wanted result not just ‘enough’ but ‘for as much as she has in her’…

    But Becky trying to catch up in logical thought after a life time of faith based thinking, mathematics that can only describe things that threatened her previous world view and doing it all while needing a job and loans and absolutely no support (like how long does it take a kid with a good parent to find out his social security number vs. Becky?) is kind of far fetched. Even for a comic with an Amazi-Girl.

    • Ellegos
      Ellegos
      November 17, 2015 at 4:51 pm | #

      I think she can do it. I think you don’t seem to realize how compartmentalized this kind of belief can really be. I’ve met plenty of people who were perfectly logical thinkers, capable of understanding complex systems. Except when those systems conflicted with the dogma they were raised with. The problem isn’t that they can’t comprehend complexity and rational thought. The problem is that they were raised with unquestionable axioms that have answers built in (omnipotence and omniscience) to explain away the inconsistencies. I think now that she no longer has those axioms in the way, Becky has every chance of doing fine. Plus, those college courses start at a fairly basic level. If you are good at emmorization, have a basic grasp of cause and effect, and understand basic scientific method, she should do fine in an introductory course. She miiiight need a tutor.

    • Lord Stoneheart
      Lord Stoneheart
      November 17, 2015 at 6:38 pm | #

      I mean just because Becky was homeschooled by fundamentalist parents doesn’t mean that she’s terrible at math. Or at least not significantly worse off than your average college student. (I mean she might be. But she was raised in a similar way to Joyce and Joyce has mentioned that she likes math. Joyce seems to be doing well in calc unlike Sal early on, or Walky now). In any case she’s certainly shown an interest in subjects related to biology. Which at the undergraduate level involves some calc and stats, but it wouldn’t be super far fetched for Becky to learn that stuff.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 6:56 pm | #

      Well, I didn’t grow up with the whole home-schooling package, but I did know people who did and I also grew up with a truncated education for Biology (the major of my interest) largely because my school was heavily dominated by the Fundie crowd. As such, my first bio class in high school was received without evolution and a poor level of everything else (literally the only thing on evolution I was taught was that it was a theory and it was wrong) and my second AP class was truncated because the teacher had an emotional breakdown a quarter into the year and I ended up having to step in to fill in simply to give us any education at all (and what I knew was basically from the book which was skewed owing to the school’s preferences for textbooks (the history books said the Pyramids were designed to point towards Heaven (as in literal Christian Heaven)).

      And yet, I went on to complete my master’s, with my master’s thesis focusing heavily on phylogenies and high level evolutionary analysis.

      For friends who I knew were homeschooled, specifically for religious reasons, sometimes they had a tough time with the life sciences (because that is the part most truncated and filled with garbage, math and physics tended to be taught more or less straight, because nothing in the angles of a triangle or derivatives was seen as directly threatening to the word of God), but were able to salvage college educations out of it, including at least one friend I know who went on to be a paleontologist and two who went into physics/engineering.

      It’s not the easiest of roads, but you make a fascinating point with your “anthropology and psychology” comment. That is to say there are majors in colleges where a student has a possibility of entering with almost no knowledge in the field, having to start from elementary concepts and expecting to finish with enough knowledge as to have a firm understanding of the discipline and its variances when you graduate.

      And it’s not just the ones you think. A lot of schools know that Biology, Physics, Chemistry, Math, Language Arts, and History classes in high schools can be inadequate or drowned in fluff and so a lot of the early classes are usually a step-up style rehashing of what you were expected to cover in high school so that everyone can enter into upper division with a standardized idea of what the field is about and its most important concepts. This also allows someone the chance to more easily switch majors. Didn’t pay the most attention to history in high school? Didn’t get the chance to take foreign languages in the language you wanted? Didn’t really get math? Don’t speak or write English fluently? Then college isn’t completely gated off and you have a chance to excel in any of those disciplines. Becky may need to take a few more intro courses than usual and will likely need tutoring help, but she’s got the attitude to succeed and that’s what matters most for getting the most out of her higher level education.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 7:01 pm | #

      Also, I might be showing my age when I say this, but I didn’t even encounter sigma and statistics or matrices until college (and I got a crash course of the former my freshman year serving as a Research Assistant for a Sociology Professor (another discipline I needed to get a crash course in)). She’s behind, yes, but not so much that college is a pipe dream.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      November 17, 2015 at 7:12 pm | #

      Also, not directed at you, but I wonder why we assume the disciplines that don’t have high or middle school curriculum in our schools are somehow “easier” than those that do. Sociology, anthropology, gender studies, and so on are difficult subjects to master and have a lot of application to the world around us and the fact that we treat them as extras to general education has direct ramifications to how ignorant we are as a culture to how societies work, how gender operates, or what early man was like. Things like Literature and Math are not actually easier than those to understand. They’re just the compromise. Something relatively non confrontational to teach earlier on to ensure enough rudimentary skills to be able to move on with at least the pre-requisite skills for most disciplines.

      Being able to read, to write, to do basic level math, and to understand rudimentary ideas of how our societies form are seen as something to lay the groundwork for everything else. Not to mention our choices for expansion in high school and what is privileged has a lot more to do with politics than anything else as well as what is cheaper and easier (only offering limited foreign languages means less hiring of staff in general and avoiding things like sociology or anthropology means less fights with conservative groups in general).

  206. Zatar
    Zatar
    November 17, 2015 at 3:12 pm | #

    Oh god I needed that. Bless you Willis.

  207. Keulan
    Keulan
    November 17, 2015 at 3:21 pm | #

    YES!

  208. Hat
    Hat
    November 17, 2015 at 3:21 pm | #

    YEEAAAAAAAH GO BECKY!!

  209. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    November 17, 2015 at 4:12 pm | #

    Jephjaques writes a punchline: http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/133421703157/jephjacques-for-itswalky-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

    • NinjaNick
      NinjaNick
      November 17, 2015 at 6:44 pm | #

      Hahaha. That was great. Rawr!

  210. Tenn
    Tenn
    November 17, 2015 at 4:57 pm | #

    Actually, this is satisfactory as well.

  211. Spencer
    Spencer
    November 17, 2015 at 5:15 pm | #

    Related to the Slipshine, but with Bryan and Sayid appearing, will they start to become more prominent characters in the series?

  212. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    November 17, 2015 at 5:48 pm | #

    Something has changed within Becky.
    Something is not the same.
    She’s through with playing by the rules of someone else’s game.

    Incidentally, that’s two verbal F-bombs for Becky now, in addition to the double bird.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 17, 2015 at 7:08 pm | #

      Does flipping a bird count as an F-bomb on the tally sheet?  And if so, does flipping a double bird earn bonus F-bomb points?  And how would one score someone who both flips a double bird *AND* drops the F-bomb?

      • Peduncle
        Peduncle
        November 17, 2015 at 7:25 pm | #

        At this point, we get into gymnastics scoring.

      • John
        John
        November 17, 2015 at 8:24 pm | #

        No. Neither does wearing a shirt that says “FUCK” on it (which Carla’s done). Only saying the word – and the whole word, no partial scores. (Affixes like “-ing”, “-er”, and/or “mother-” are allowed but not required.) I did count Marcie signing it, because that’s how she says things. The sign is not just flipping a bird.

        • John
          John
          November 17, 2015 at 8:26 pm | #

          Ruth had one in internal monologue, too, which I didn’t count because she didn’t actually say it.

          • peduncle
            peduncle
            November 17, 2015 at 9:01 pm | #

            Tough call. Ruth didn’t say it but Mr. Willis wrote it.

  213. Valis_KR3
    Valis_KR3
    November 17, 2015 at 7:12 pm | #

    Test… Go Becky

  214. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    November 17, 2015 at 7:29 pm | #

    It’s amazing how many people in the comments section are doubting Becky’s determination to become a scientist. Ya’ll need a shift in perspective.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      November 17, 2015 at 7:43 pm | #

      It’s not that crazy. Becky’s only shown a few panels of interest in science and this is the first time she’s expressed a desire to pursue it, and “scientist” is an incredibly broad term.

      Having said that, I think it’s more important to focus on Becky’s determination to pursue something she’s interested in, rather than whether or not she’ll be a vaguely defined scientist, which, the way I see it, is less of an ardent “I have found my purpose in life” and more “I’m gonna start pursuing my own path that I’ve been denied by my restrictive upbringing”, not to mention this also being a giant Fuck You to her dad.

      • Jhennaside
        Jhennaside
        November 17, 2015 at 9:07 pm | #

        Knowing that Becky will overcome fills you with… determination.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          November 17, 2015 at 10:43 pm | #

          I don’t make enough bad puns to deserve this grav.

          I’m just not humerus enough.

    • Peduncle
      Peduncle
      November 17, 2015 at 7:49 pm | #

      I don’t think commenters are doubting Becky, just recognizing the obstacles in her path. Everybody wants her to win.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      November 18, 2015 at 3:59 pm | #

      She a actually seems temperamentally suited, of all things … to be an archaeologist. Even MOAR than Dina.
      Im basing that on my college classes. Archaeology TA’s= extroverts.

      The world is your laboratory, you have to go outside on journeys and get your hands dirty. Digs, handling , skulls fossils, making casts…
      Plus It would be a perfect Double-bird to her upbringing.

      • Adam Black
        Adam Black
        November 18, 2015 at 4:00 pm | #

        >>>>>>>>>>>Willis , you need to make a Slipshine of Becky and Dina on a Dig. <<<<<<<<<<

  215. Peduncle
    Peduncle
    November 17, 2015 at 7:54 pm | #

    (1) Fictional characters are slaves of their creator, and do what the creator needs them to do for the story.

    (2) Fiction writers are slaves of the characters they create, and have severely limited powers of resistance once the characters get going.

  216. Roborat
    Roborat
    November 17, 2015 at 8:00 pm | #

    That has to be the best exit in the history of exits. Well done Becky. She should wait a few panels, then pop back into the room with a final fuck you to daddy dearest, just to rub it in.

  217. peduncle
    peduncle
    November 17, 2015 at 8:49 pm | #

    *That has to be the best exit in the history of exits*

    Mighty big claim there. I could argue it, but frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.

    (Sorry — couldn’t resist… I am so weak.)

  218. Anonymous
    Anonymous
    November 17, 2015 at 9:31 pm | #

    I gotta say, I love this and it’s awesome that Becky wants to be a scientist but…

    Maybe she should find out what science really is first? Just a thought.

    • David
      David
      November 18, 2015 at 10:31 am | #

      She said it already: “I’m going to learn real things”. That’s the heart and essence of it.

  219. Jhon
    Jhon
    November 17, 2015 at 10:37 pm | #

    A clip from Quora I just found:

    “I went to UC Berkeley (top school) and studied physics. In our classes was a young woman who, I am not kidding, failed EVERY class. She took each class twice. She just couldn’t keep up. We kidded her — she was nice about it, though obviously this was stressful for her — and finally at some point I asked her what her deal was. It turns out her dad was a jerk, her mom and she had moved out, but throughout her childhood her dad had told her that girls were stupid. So she was dead set to prove him wrong. (Of course the faculty loved her because she was so committed! They didn’t mind that it took her longer to learn.)

    She’s in her 50’s now, and is Director level at an aerospace firm involved in the space program.”

    So Go, Becky!

    • fogel
      fogel
      November 17, 2015 at 11:08 pm | #

      Yeah!

  220. zmm
    zmm
    November 17, 2015 at 11:29 pm | #

    Frak yea Becky.
    Also Dina will totally help you become a paleontologist too.

    You can go on romantic and informative digs together

  221. EyYoVinny
    EyYoVinny
    November 18, 2015 at 1:34 am | #

    Becky was so close to being a likable empathetic character and you just shit all over at the last panel.

    • TARDIS With a Hat
      TARDIS With a Hat
      November 18, 2015 at 5:52 am | #

      Because she…flipped the bird at the man who sees her only as his possesion, think of her sexual prefrence as an abomination, kiddnaped at gunpoint (while threatning her friends and girlfriend), slapped her and then rejected her when she tried to emotionally reconcile with him?
      I will never understand Becky Hate

      • TARDIS With a Hat
        TARDIS With a Hat
        November 18, 2015 at 5:53 am | #

        The fact that I’M Becky just makes it better

      • David
        David
        November 18, 2015 at 10:23 am | #

        We want our heroes to be larger than life so that we can consider it impossible to outdo them in any regard and thus do not even need to try.

        The world is full of closet heroes.

      • Mindlink
        Mindlink
        November 21, 2015 at 10:00 am | #

        I don’t understand how you could even read that comment as anything like that ?
        The way I read it, and I sort of agree, is that she seems to flippant about the whole thing, in those two last panels, like all the abuse hasn’t affected her, that she doesn’t react emotionally like a “regular person”, but more like a comic strip character.
        I don’t mind though, since she IS a comic strip character, and they need to be flippant every now and then to provide entertainment for us readers.
        It’s pretty obvious the OP didn’t refer to her defying her father, or being “disrespectful”, as the last strips have been nothing but which was apparently how she was becoming MORE empathetic to the OP, the last panel was specifically pointed out, not her disrespect.

    • Cizak
      Cizak
      November 18, 2015 at 12:37 pm | #

      Becky is likeable and empathetic because she shows empathy to everyone who deserves it. Toedad does not.

      • Steve
        Steve
        November 18, 2015 at 2:10 pm | #

        I don’t like Becky and hate being in close quarters with those of that personality type and even I think this strip is perfect. This man turned on her when she was very vulnerable and nearly killed her with his monomania and selfishness. Picturing that double salute will make her more palatable to me going forward…

        • Adam Black
          Adam Black
          November 18, 2015 at 3:45 pm | #

          Maybe you missed something, when she was introduced.

          You should re-read that arc with this double finger salute in mind.
          Now you see what was behind her actions, the whole time.

          She hit the ground running. she has been self-possessed , funny and enthusiastic despite adversity , since she showed up.

          I dont think shes perfect , but her virtues have been on display right away.

          What has impressed me bout her lately is despite being an super-extrovert she is intellectually curious , and wants to make up for lost time.

    • Emperor Norton
      Emperor Norton
      November 18, 2015 at 12:58 pm | #

      And here we have a typical MRA specimen in their native enviroment. Notice how that to these specimens, violence, kidnapping, threats, possessiveness, and basically treating other human beings as things to be owned and controlled instead of, you know, human beings; all of this is -still- not something that justifies the incredibly slight and harmless gesture of giving said violent kidnapper the double bird as a final goodbye.

      For us to be able to emphasize with the woman (much less like her), she must still be subservient and stay mindful of the fragile male psyche even in the way she burns her bridges, because the MRAs will not tolerate any sort of dominance display that shows the woman to be in control of her own life.

      • Willoughby Chase
        Willoughby Chase
        November 18, 2015 at 1:59 pm | #

        Your comment is spot on, sir.

      • Mindlink
        Mindlink
        November 21, 2015 at 10:04 am | #

        I really doubt that was in the posters mind at all. I think it was more along the line that she suddenly turned into Bugs Bunny. Remember that the poster specified that her actions UP TO the last panel was making her more empathetic, and her dialogue did show strength, flipping someone off like that though is more “Haha-Nevermind-What you did wasn’t so bad!”.
        But it’s to expected in a comic, so I like it anyway, even though it does seem to let Toedad off to a certain degree.

  222. Allie
    Allie
    November 18, 2015 at 6:19 am | #

    I’ve been following this comic since it’s inception and never felt a need to comment until now.

    Toedad reminds me so much of my foster daughter’s mum in his need to twist the knife. My daughter was hospitalized after a car wreck and asked to see her biological mother. Against my better instincts, I called her, and she acted very sweet and empathetic up until the point where she asked if she could speak to her daughter alone and said that I had no right to keep her from speaking to HER daughter. Well, I was young, I was trying to be “nice”, I was inexperienced in speaking up, so I agreed, even though big flashing warning lights were going off. But I wasn’t quite stupid enough to leave; I put my ear to the door. And the instant I left the room she began to explain to this child, doped to the gills on pain meds and immobilized in traction, that she knew she had only gotten in a car wreck in order to draw attention to herself and make her biological mother look like a bad parent. In moments my daughter was sobbing and begging her to stop.

    I opened the door – I was so angry I had no idea what I was going to say, but it was one of those moments where you just feel like you are standing in the footprints of your guardian angel and have infinite power. What I said, very quietly, was, “She doesn’t need to hear this right now.”

    And bio mom wilted. It was a moment that has stayed with me my whole life. Remembering that moment helps me when I feel afraid to do the right thing.

    This comic feels like that moment. I feel like just reading it may help someone in the same way I was helped long ago. You did a good thing. Thank you.

  223. Zaidyer
    Zaidyer
    November 18, 2015 at 9:32 am | #

    This is the best payoff ever and I can’t possibly overstate how wonderful it is.

  224. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    November 18, 2015 at 2:52 pm | #

    I’m glad to see all the Becky-love on this page — but what took you all so long?

    ….

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      November 18, 2015 at 3:08 pm | #

      ( where i tempt fate )
      This is the same woman who came out by announcing she was a Lesbian to whole campus, Proudly and without apology.

      This is the same women who risked her heart ( and only home ) by coming out and kissing joyce. That took guts.

      This is the same women who after being kidnapped and car-wrecked Jumped out and said “again” .

      Becky may have grown emotionally getting a GF ( but not much at all ) , and intellectually, but she hasnt changed much at all since Willis re-introduced her.

      That means the one who changed was you.

      ( And her haircut is STILL awesome too!
      But Beckys hair does grow Freakishly* fast . )

      • Adam Black
        Adam Black
        November 18, 2015 at 3:09 pm | #

        **Willis ,
        Please for the love of Cheese have someone ( Dina or Carla, Mary? ) trim and feather her right side. Just a tiny bit.
        You are going to give me OCD — because I want to reach through the screen just take a 1/6 inch off the edge, to shape it.
        Its only been a week, how could it possibly grow that fast?

  225. Plume
    Plume
    November 18, 2015 at 2:58 pm | #

    Yeah Science! The thing religious nutbags hate most.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      November 18, 2015 at 3:21 pm | #

      Thats actually offensive — to scrotums.
      Nutbags are baby soft , delicate and exquisitely sensitive. They even auto-adjust to the slightest environmental variables , including peoples feelings

      Ross is more like A Dirty Anal Brillo beard: Like a thornbush around a literall asshole. Its full of shit, it will scracth you if you get close, and its full of old rotten shit.

      But , yeah Science!

  226. Luchucholo
    Luchucholo
    November 18, 2015 at 8:11 pm | #

    Well, Ross, ya dun goofed ´naff. Sorry, but your girl has grown up. Now lick yourself (if you can). And… Becky, you beautiful lass, go take the world for a rodeo, you own it! Seriously!

    P.D. : There´s a patron. Joyce an´Becky,even homeschooled, are tough nuts to crack. They´re, in sense, pure in their moral views (and somehow, coherent with their values). Then look at Danny, Ethan, etc… which have been more “in the world”, but instead, the internal insecurities they have collude with what moral choices they choose. They´re, in fact, less resilient and moldable. Frail, even. Yes, this is fiction, but that´s an interesting contrast I´ve noticed. Anyway, Willis, kudos for this strip. It felt very good, almost cathartic, and in an utmost postive manner! I feel… exorcised & cleansed xD

  227. The Cap'n
    The Cap'n
    November 18, 2015 at 9:24 pm | #

    This one hits home for me. So, let me tell you a tale….

    My mom’s parents divorced in 1964. Her earliest memories involve being asked which parent she’d like to stay with. She opted to stay with my grandmother.

    As background, my grandmother has never said a mean word about my mother’s father. I use this roundabout way of talking about my grandfather because I met him once when I was seven.

    My mother’s father, for lack of better terms, was a son of a bongo, and this is from multiple sources (my uncle, my dad, aunt, etc). He rarely visited my mother after the divorce, and when he did, mocked her in a passive-aggressive manner. Asked her when should would lose weight. Pretended to know everything. Made promises he never had any intention of keeping. Wondered aloud why she should have any opinions but his. Insulted my dad when they dated.

    This went on after my mother was married. He promised to be around after I was born. He promised to meet my sister (never did). Could do nothing but speak badly of everyone around him.

    My mother did all that she could to reconcile. Met him halfway, 3/4 of the way, and so forth. But so long as she decided to have her own opinions, well, to my grand-dad, that was apostasy.

    Much as Becky, my mother tried. But at a certain point, you have to throw in the towel.

    He passed away in the early 2000s. My mother did not attend.

    EPILOGUE.
    In case there is any doubt, in his will, my grandfather cursed his “ungrateful” children, and ordered that the contents of his bladder be poured on the grave of his second wife. He was in death, as he was in life, a son-of-a-bongo.

  228. cmd1095
    cmd1095
    November 19, 2015 at 12:22 pm | #

    Best response ever from Becky

  229. Lorisia
    Lorisia
    November 24, 2015 at 3:55 pm | #

    I logged in just to say this is my favorite strip so far. I keep rereading it!

  230. Miao
    Miao
    April 3, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

    Wow it took me months to connect the Alt-text and the title and the book name don’t mind me I’m not crying you’re crying

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