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by David M Willis on September 4, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Face the Strange
└ Tags: jennifer, joyce, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 4, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    “I SAID NO SUCH NICETIES”

    • 3-I
      3-I
      September 4, 2017 at 1:12 pm | #

      Did these two just have a moment? It feels like they did.

  2. butts
    butts
    September 4, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    Sarah remembers that sweater pretty well

    • Shiro
      Shiro
      September 4, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      Her expression in the first panel… 🙁

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        September 4, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

        The third, too.

        • Shariku
          Shariku
          September 4, 2017 at 12:46 am | #

          Meanwhile, Billie has possibly completely forgot?

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            September 4, 2017 at 1:54 am | #

            How did the sweater end up with Billie, anyway? I thought the last time we saw it was when Becky went digging through Joyce’s closet for something to wear on her second day at IU? (The smoldering ruins of her own closet were back at Anderson.)

            • Fart Captor
              Fart Captor
              September 4, 2017 at 2:18 am | #

              I assume Becky stashed it there so Joyce wouldn’t come across it in her closet

          • BP
            BP
            September 4, 2017 at 11:16 am | #

            She hasn’t forgotten that night but she might have forgotten what Joyce was wearing. She was pretty well lit.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 4, 2017 at 1:25 am | #

      I’m about to crash and I’ve come to the end of looking things up. Can someone remind me about the sweater?

      As best I’ve been able to figure out: Becky borrowed Sal’s jacket when Sal was hung over. That night, at the Joyce party, Sal needed the jacket back and Becky replaced it with a sweater from Joyce’s closet.

      But I don’t remember why Sarah would remember that sweater.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        September 4, 2017 at 1:32 am | #

        Never mind, the “bloodstains” reference clued me in. Sharper eyes and memories than mine picked up on the fact that it’s the sweater Joyce was wearing when Gashface McEviscerated got his signature look.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      September 4, 2017 at 10:01 am | #

      No kidding, that’s a sharp pickup and some fast hands from Sarah in Panel 1 & 3. Good job, Sarah.

      Good job for almost being nice, too. Almost.

  3. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    September 4, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Sarah enjoys the occasional sparring session. But don’t tell anyone.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 2:53 am | #

      “Enjoy is too strong a word. I just like sharpening my phones.”

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        September 4, 2017 at 3:09 pm | #

        You

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 4, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Hey, nice cameo from the Joyce’s Velma Sweater.

  5. Shiro
    Shiro
    September 4, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    So this is where the replacement enters, yes?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 2:55 am | #

      No, the door is where the replacement enters.

      …. unless it’s the window. If it’s the window Sal might have competition.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        September 4, 2017 at 3:43 pm | #

        Or, per you avatar, if the replacement is behind the door, Dina might have some competition.

  6. Durandal_1707
    Durandal_1707
    September 4, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    I forget. What does Sarah have against Billie again?

    • Puckish Rogue
      Puckish Rogue
      September 4, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      Billies a toxic individual and probably reminds her of her days with her old room mate and so didn’t want Billie to do that to Joyce (or herself)

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      September 4, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      She thinks Billie’s a shallow party girl … just here to get drunk and get laid, I think.

      • JetstreamGW
        JetstreamGW
        September 4, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

        Sooo… up until a few (days?) ago, a completely accurate assessment?

    • merbrat
      merbrat
      September 4, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      Drunken bad influence on Joyce. (jealousy over Joyce choosing to go shopping with Billie – hence dress, etc)

    • Nono
      Nono
      September 4, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

      She’s an alcoholic party-goer who not only represents the person that almost cost Sarah her scholarship, but also another potential source of chaos in influencing Joyce.

      Basically, Sarah likes her peace and quiet with no drama, and Billlie is… a drama hurricane.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 4, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

      All I remember is that the first time they met one-to-one, this happened. Speculation at the time was that Sarah smelled the alcohol on Billie’s breath.

      I don’t want to trigger the two-link automatic moderation, but the next strip in the series has Sarah saying to Billie: “I would love to blow off the whole weekend getting wasted. That sounds like super fun.” Sarah also made a reference to keggers.

      The implication is that Sarah was already aware of Billie’s reputation as an alcoholic and, given what we know of Sarah’s last roommate, Dana, no surprise Sarah didn’t want to have anything to do with Billie at the time.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        September 4, 2017 at 12:57 am | #

        What is this “Dumbing of Ae” comic that you have linked to?

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          September 4, 2017 at 1:47 am | #

          I would have sworn that I cut and pasted that URL, which is what I always do — but apparently not this time. (This is where it should have gone, of course.)

          In Scots, “ae” means “one,” as in Burns’s Ae fond kiss. I am trying to figure out how to make “Dumbing of Ae” into a clever reference, and failing.

          • Tawdry Quirks
            Tawdry Quirks
            September 4, 2017 at 3:14 am | #

            I’m thankful for that typo, because it reminded me I haven’t set my DNS servers to something other than my ISP’s default (I hate that search redirect page) on my new computer.

          • OldFart
            OldFart
            September 4, 2017 at 2:51 pm | #

            Whoa, a little shocking to see how much the artwork evolved since then. Also first post since the last gravitar shuffle…

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 4, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

      Well apart from the fact Billie made it easily known early on that she was a party girl that liked to get wasted, and her ‘I’m better than you’ air about her from being a cheerleader in high school both of which would be repulsive to someone like Sarah, there is the fact that Sarah has only seen Billie being an absolutely ATROCIOUS friend to Joyce.

      Billie expressed to Sarah in a way that was definitely condescending to Joyce as a person that she was going clothes shopping with Joyce to make her more like herself.

      When Joyce invited Billie to Roz’s party, she vanished to get smashed leaving Joyce who had never been to a party and had been the one to invite her, completely alone, and Sarah had to swoop in to protect her. Billie did help figure out if Joyce was okay, but when Sarah suggested calling the police – keeping in mind that Sarah only shared what happened with Dana due to Joyce’s prodding when at the mall previously – Billie proceeded to accuse Sarah of trying to get rid of Joyce just like Dana.

      You know, Sarah, the person who didn’t want to go to the party but still did to make sure Joyce was okay because she actually cared about her. Totally just wanted rid of her I’m sure.

      Then there is the way that Billie generally treated Joyce and Walky both like they were beneath her, disrespected Joyce’s wishes by giving almost everyone at her ‘safe party’ alcohol, threw the Dana thing in Sarah’s face a second time, and not long after, a third time while throwing shade at Carla too for doing similar.

      So generally over all, most of what Sarah has seen out of Billie has been her being a bongo, being condescending and generally just not being a very good friend. If that was pretty much all you saw out of someone, you would probably hate them too, especially if it was someone you cared a lot about that they were frequently condescending to.

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        September 4, 2017 at 7:19 am | #

        One more tiny thing might be that Billie is a “princess” with rich parents which makes her even more similar to Dana.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 2:57 am | #

      Also, let’s not forget that Billie is human. That’s a category with only a 2% chance of likeability for Sarah, so why risk it?

  7. Regalli
    Regalli
    September 4, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Now’s probably as good a time as any to get rid of that sweater. Hopefully the blood can be washed out.

    • HeatherJean
      HeatherJean
      September 4, 2017 at 4:26 pm | #

      And then have the blood needed to prove Ryan was her attempted rapist?

  8. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 4, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    I have a feeling Joyce might not want that yellow sweater back.

  9. Deadjolras
    Deadjolras
    September 4, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Sarah’s expression in the third panel is excellent (and very telling).

  10. Lingo
    Lingo
    September 4, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    I don’t remember who called it first, but her replacement is totally going to be Malaya, isn’t it?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      September 4, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

      If our hearts are pure and Willis is generous it will be.

      • merbrat
        merbrat
        September 4, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

        …as Sal’s new roomie! o.m.goodness!

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 4, 2017 at 5:06 am | #

        Our hearts are pervy and WE WANTS IT.

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          September 4, 2017 at 10:58 am | #

          I can’t see any pervy end to that scenario unless Marcie turns out to be a master or persuasion.

        • Rukdug
          Rukdug
          September 4, 2017 at 11:56 am | #

          Patience. Soon we will take the precious. Take the precious for ourselves. The preeeccciooouuussss….

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      September 4, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

      I’m hoping it’ll be one of the new characters Willis made recently, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Malaya.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 4, 2017 at 2:23 am | #

      Hey! What if Marcie has somehow managed to matriculate mid-semester and winds up being Billie’s replacement and Sal’s new roommate and…uh…nivver mind.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 2:59 am | #

      I called it, though I don’t think I was the first.

      Sal and Malaya sharing a room would….

      … okay, I was going to call it awful/awesome, just as I had before, but now that I think about it they’d actually make workable roommates. In that they would decline to ever interact with each other at all and thereby not strangle each other unto death.

      • Dawn
        Dawn
        September 4, 2017 at 10:39 am | #

        If Becky applies for school, it could be her as well!

  11. Nono
    Nono
    September 4, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    F-friends?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      September 4, 2017 at 12:46 am | #

      BLASPHEMER!

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        September 4, 2017 at 3:00 am | #

        Nonono, this is Sarah talking here.

        DEFAMATION!

  12. Derek
    Derek
    September 4, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    what time of day is that both Billie and Sarah are up before Joyce and Sarah had to turn on the lights?? 5am??

    • Nono
      Nono
      September 4, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      Honestly, I’d have guessed around 8 or 9. Most churches I know of have a first mass around 10 or 10:30am.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 4, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      Billie hasn’t been to bed yet.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      September 4, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      Well, what month is it in comic? At least somewhere in October, so the sunrise time is going to be somewhere around 7:45-8:00. Depending on the angle of their windows, the early morning light might not be quite enough.

      I hate ads with sound.

      Anyway, I’d guess at it being 8am with the service starting at 9am, but that is largely made up.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 4, 2017 at 2:08 am | #

        You’re right. ‘Today’ is Sunday, October 10. Sunrise was at 7:49 AM.

        (DoA’s following 2010’s calendar for its days of the week on the sliding timeline.)

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 4, 2017 at 12:55 am | #

      We last saw Billie pushing on a suitcase while everyone else was going to bed. She’s been up all night.

      As for the in-strip time, Yumi called it. From the Walkypedia DoA timeline, it’s October 10 in-universe. According to sunrisesunset.com — not a Fiddler on the Roof fansite but an invaluable resource for the calculation of sunrises and sunsets and associated phenomena — on Oct. 10, 2017, twilight as most of us know it occurs at 7:25am and sunrise occurs at 7:51.

      And Willis has a suspicious knowledge of exactly how the early morning light looks in bedrooms in the women’s wing. I’m just sayin’.

      Why is Billie being forced to move on a Sunday? As one who has spent three-quarters of my adult life working in bureaucracies, I’m confident that no one whose signature needs to be on the form wants to be working on a Sunday.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        September 4, 2017 at 1:57 am | #

        These times are for Bloomington, Indiana, of course. But surely all of you intuited that.

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 4, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    *my jukebox is stuck on Steely Dan due to current events*

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      September 4, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

      Are you reelin’ in the years?

      Not gonna lie. That and “Rikki don’t lose that number” are the only ones I can come up with off the top of my head. But I have enormous lacunae in my pop music education.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 4, 2017 at 2:11 am | #

      Nothin’ but blues and Elvis, and somebody else’s favorite song…

  14. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    September 4, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    “You’re done already? I’ll unpack and repack *everything* for you, like normal people do.”

  15. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    September 4, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    By fandom logic this interaction means that the two of them will be sharing a bed this time next year comic time.

    Come to think of it that’s DoA logic, isn’t it? Billie might have a thing for questionable relationships.

  16. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 4, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Sarah quickly went to red alert to hide The Sweater.

    Billie got the Hot&Cold treatment that is known as Joyce&Sarah

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      September 4, 2017 at 3:07 am | #

      Billie is getting one last “morning hug” from Joyce, who is quite the athletic hugger. Joyce realy came to play this Sunday, and she’s leaving it all on the field.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/halfbath/

      Looking for this strip I found many “wakey wakeys” from Joyce to Billie, and I don’t know if Billie will miss them

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        September 4, 2017 at 3:10 am | #

        I’m sure she will miss them and be annoyed with herself because of it.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          September 4, 2017 at 6:30 pm | #

          Yeah, she’ll miss the hugs. But if Joyce goes any harder Billie might end up with a collapsed lung!

          Look at that panel. An “oof!” that only gets topped by literal fighting.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            September 4, 2017 at 10:04 pm | #

            The enthusiasm of that hug makes me very happy :3

  17. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    September 4, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Billie and Sarah in the last two panels mirror my own mood this morning.

  18. UniqueSnowflake2
    UniqueSnowflake2
    September 4, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

    Every day from now on, Joyce will wear a red hood and take a basket of cookies to Billie in the Forest Quad.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 3:06 am | #

      No, not that red hood.

  19. UniqueSnowflake2
    UniqueSnowflake2
    September 4, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

    Also, DMW: why is Dorothy missing from the “cast picture” on Twitter?

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      September 4, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      it’s not a cast picture

      • Dean
        Dean
        September 4, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

        It’s a death list (or so I assume).

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        September 4, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

        Weeeell, it kinda IS a cast picture.

        Just not for this comic.

        • Some1
          Some1
          September 4, 2017 at 1:30 am | #

          I like to think it’s an advertisement for a Dumbing of Age spin off where Joyce, Danny, Joe, Sarah, Howard, Billie, Sal and Blonde Chick (who is that again?) find a way to the Walkyverse.

          Eventually there will be a duel between Carla and Ultra Car

          • Zaidyer
            Zaidyer
            September 4, 2017 at 2:10 am | #

            Oh, that sounds fun! I think if they ever met, Ultra Car and Carla would probably argue over which of them stole the other’s style. The duel would be fought with increasingly elaborate Looney Tunes gags.
            Nobody would win. They’d just keep coming up with perfectly identical contraptions no matter how hard they try to innovate.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            September 4, 2017 at 3:07 am | #

            Blonde Chick is Out Alex.

  20. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    September 4, 2017 at 12:25 am | #

    AND THEN THEY ALL sat down and had a nice talk.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      September 4, 2017 at 12:34 am | #

      But what about Kevin?

  21. Yumi
    Yumi
    September 4, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

    Anyway, I’ve been thinking about the comic over the past couple days, and it’s kind of making me want to go to church? Which doesn’t seem like the message of the comic? I might suddenly be reading a different comic than everyone else?

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      September 4, 2017 at 12:38 am | #

      Maybe you wanted to go get some human interaction, and the comic brought up a standard way of doing so?

      Unless you’re a healthy and well-adjusted person who gets adequate amounts of socialization, in which case the internet could use some advice, please?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        September 4, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

        Hahaha, “well-adjusted.” “Socialization.”
        I have two friends.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        September 4, 2017 at 12:42 am | #

        Anyway, I do think there’s truth to the first part of what you said. Also, I doubt Joyce would consider what I may go to to be “church,” since it’d be a Universal Unitarian church.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          September 4, 2017 at 3:13 am | #

          Given that it doesn’t have Christian rock music OR Bibles? Probably not.

          ….

          Joyce: “So… Unitarian-Universalist… if I remember what I was taught about heresies right, that means you believe God isn’t a trinity and Hell isn’t real?”

          UU: “Well, ‘believe’ is such a strong word…”

          (This is a nonsense-scenario, of course. Joyce would not have been given an accurate representation of all the heresies out there.)

          • Rukdug
            Rukdug
            September 4, 2017 at 11:48 am | #

            I mean. It all depends on your definition of heretic. If we want to be technical, everybody’s been a heretic since the Council of Chalcedon.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            September 4, 2017 at 5:22 pm | #

            Yeah, I remember in high school when a group of kids who were at least more mainstream Christian than Joyce were talking, and one girl I knew started insulting UUs. I was like, “Hey, my mom’s Unitarian, so can you not?”
            To which she replied, “Sorry, but…” And then continued on.

    • sultryglebe
      sultryglebe
      September 4, 2017 at 1:27 am | #

      Maybe you will meet a nice person that you can set up with another nice person!

  22. Rukdug
    Rukdug
    September 4, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

    Also, Joyce will convince everyone else to show up as well somehow. Except for Becky, who will be dropping by as soon as humanly possible once Joyce texts her your new quad. Because you automatically went to one of the top slots in her friends list when you let her stay in your room, she looks up to you and Ruth in a way, and she’ll be super concerned for your well being if she doesn’t.
    …
    You can never escape them now Billie. They’re going to be your best of friends. Your best of friends forever and ever and ever.

    • Rukdug
      Rukdug
      September 4, 2017 at 12:31 am | #

      …This feels scarier with the Mary gravatar which I refuse to change out of fear of getting Peter. *shudder of disgust*

  23. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 4, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

    Haaaaaaa, oh Sarah and Billie.

  24. zoelogical
    zoelogical
    September 4, 2017 at 12:46 am | #

    i dunno why but i keep reading their cheek blush as, like, actual blushing, instead of just highlighting on their cheekbones

    all i know is that it makes all these scenes like ten times more adorable like joyce!! morning cuddle threesome wakeup and all the blushing!! sarah here! blushing as she kind of almost says something nice to billie!!

    it’s great.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 4, 2017 at 1:06 am | #

      First panel, Sarah blushing as she’s checking out Billie’s Billies

  25. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    September 4, 2017 at 12:51 am | #

    “Srsly, my bat is within arm’s length, so TAKE. IT. BACK.”

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 3:14 am | #

      Joyce: “Hug her quickly, Billie! Get within her reach so she can’t bean you with the bat! HUG HER AND NEVER LET GO!”

      Billie: “…. I think I’ll just take it back, since I wasn’t really happy putting it out there in the first place.”

      Sarah: “Yeah, we’re both less unhappy with that option.”

  26. All-Purpose Guru
    All-Purpose Guru
    September 4, 2017 at 1:12 am | #

    Isn’t that sweater in the back of Billie’s closet because it has, um, memories?

    • Zaidyer
      Zaidyer
      September 4, 2017 at 2:31 am | #

      “Joyce, I was digging through my stuff, and I couldn’t help but notice that when I touched this thing I was transported to a churning nightmare zone made entirely of melted clocks and shredded flesh. I just want to remind you that cursed artifacts go in the appropriately labelled recycling bin, not the trash. They have a bad habit of escaping.”

      • All-Purpose Guru
        All-Purpose Guru
        September 5, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

        That.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      September 4, 2017 at 3:17 am | #

      Note Sarah’s expression in panel 3.

  27. Mr D
    Mr D
    September 4, 2017 at 1:59 am | #

    Does anybody know what happened to Plasma Mongoose? Haven’t seen her/him post in a while

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 3:21 am | #

      Huh, yeah.

      PM has a tumbler account linked from the DoA comments… last post back in April…. and the post before that was in December…. okay, that doesn’t tell us much…

      …. and that exhausts my wellfare-check skills. I feel that this is something I should learn how to do properly just as a good-citizen thing, maybe after learning where the creepy-cyberstalker line is so I don’t cross it. And possibly after learning first aid.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      September 4, 2017 at 5:31 pm | #

      They seem to use the same username across the internet. Most recent activity I saw from them was a discus comment from three days ago, so whatever’s up, they’re probably fine. Replied to their comment about this, so maybe they’ll see it.

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      September 4, 2017 at 8:21 pm | #

      I found a few posts by them in the spam folder, just in case that’s what happened. (all of the “gravatar roulette” stuff recently kind of sent up a lot of false flags and so I figured it was worth a look.) There’s two from them from yesterday which got spamfoldered for some unknown reason and they’re unspammed now and hopefully that’s solved.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        September 5, 2017 at 1:40 am | #

        Ah, good, I was getting worried. I was used to him/her being a regular here, hadn’t seen her/him in a while.

  28. BenRG
    BenRG
    September 4, 2017 at 2:05 am | #

    That’s our Joyce – Sweet and nice to the last with everyone.

    Yeah, I can see why Billie doesn’t want a fuss made about this; she probably feels bad enough about what’s being imposed on her from outside by frankly either openly hostile or just bureaucratically indifferent forces. The last thing she needs is a well-meaning crowd of friends mourning over her departure with her.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 3:16 am | #

      That or she figures she’s practically going to live with Ruth anyway, so what difference does it make?

  29. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    September 4, 2017 at 3:25 am | #

    Dear Gods, at this rate Billie will get into a polyamory relationship with Ruth AND Sarah.
    Also, almost a nice thing, Sarah makes Progress!

  30. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    September 4, 2017 at 3:25 am | #

    Tonight, Grav Roulette, you have giv- *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*

    Dina is awesome. AWESOME. She’s smart, she’s focused, she’s a dedicated student, a very loyal friend and lover, extremely perceptive and analytical, logical, surprisingly astute even if she doesn’t really understand everything, she has an instinctive understanding for pretty much every aspect of consent that exists…

    ….

    I AM NOT WORTHY! I AM NOT WORTHY!

    ….

    Come back tomorrow, when Grav Roulette again refuses to give me the undisciplined, unfocused, irresponsible, lackadaisical goofball who truly represents me.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 4, 2017 at 4:20 am | #

      *high five*

  31. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    September 4, 2017 at 5:02 am | #

    Billie’s shirt is such a quinticential David Willis creation. I know it’s ridiculous to say “the REAL Billie wouldnt wear that” but pairing a brown shirt with a bright melon orange shirt like that? No. A cheerleader would know better. Unless she put them on without thinking and this is supposed to be a deep reflection of her inner turmoil.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      September 4, 2017 at 5:12 am | #

      It’s moving day. She put them on thinking “this way I don’t have to find a way to squeeze one more shirt into my bags”.

    • Egg
      Egg
      September 4, 2017 at 8:45 am | #

      Maybe it’s a screen color thing? The shirt underneath doesn’t look bright melon orange on my screen — it looks cream-colored.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        September 4, 2017 at 3:41 pm | #

        I think it’s a monitor thing – to me it’s yellow.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          September 4, 2017 at 8:56 pm | #

          Yeah, I see it as yellow as well. I do agree that it’s not a great look, now that I’ve been made to think about it.

    • Tunasammich
      Tunasammich
      September 4, 2017 at 5:13 pm | #

      That shirt just looks light yellow to me

    • Pablo360
      Pablo360
      September 4, 2017 at 5:20 pm | #

      Quintessential

  32. adjudicus
    adjudicus
    September 4, 2017 at 7:21 am | #

    Hey, as birthday strips go, this one’s not so bad! We get to see Joyce being amazing and caring as always, Billie trying to make her departure as undramatic as possible, some underlying tension, and Sarah being Sarah

  33. Abel Undercity
    Abel Undercity
    September 4, 2017 at 9:40 am | #

    Billie: “OK, I don’t wanna see a big production about it or -”
    Joyce: TACKLEHUG!

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      September 4, 2017 at 9:42 am | #

      “Bryan?” Some day Chat Roulette will turn up someone I recognize and the shock will kill me. Kill me, I say.

  34. Amazi-Stool
    Amazi-Stool
    September 4, 2017 at 3:31 pm | #

    Where have I seen that last-panel-Billie-face before?

    Oh yes, here we go!

    The similarity is uncanny!

  35. Optimal Optimus
    Optimal Optimus
    September 4, 2017 at 4:44 pm | #

    Okay, so how close are we to mid-terms? Anybody?

  36. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    September 4, 2017 at 8:35 pm | #

    So here’s an interesting part to it. The rape sweater is in Billie’s room not Joyce’s closet which suggests Becky tried to remove it from the closet so Joyce wouldn’t stumble on it blindly anymore. That’s genuinely heartwarming.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      September 5, 2017 at 12:55 am | #

      Awwww. Nice detail and very Becky!

  37. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    October 3, 2017 at 11:20 am | #

    “‘Production, you say?'”

    *joyce immediately starts creating a three-act play*

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