Dorothy Keener

Dorothy is all work and no play, because she has extremely lofty goals set for herself. She’s going to be President some day, even if it means she has to be the first female and/or openly atheist person to accomplish such. Don’t tell her the odds — she already knows and she’s kind of tired of hearing it. Dorothy doesn’t plan to be here long, because sooner or later, she’ll catch the attention of Yale and be whisked away.

Dorothy is unlikely bros with Joyce, and was an even more unlikely girlfriend to that manchild Walky, who helped her tap into her inner goofus even while she desperately tried to smother it. Sierra was her roommate, but now it’s Becky.