Dumbing of Age

Joe is in college for one reason — he’s seen videos and so he’s pretty sure girls there are willing to get horizontal. He once kept a “to-do” list where he ranks women on a scale of 1 to 10, which is super-charming and absolutely did not blow up in his face.

Joe is best-friends-for-life and roommates with Danny, despite the two being fairly different. Joe went on one date with Joyce that ended in fisticuffs. Let’s not repeat that. Or will we? Oh no!