Sarah Clinton

Sarah and people just don’t get along. She’s a self-described misanthropist who just wants to be left alone so she can keep her head down and study. This kind of backfired on her in freshman year, when she had a popular, outgoing friend who had a meltdown that ultimately threatened Sarah’s grade point average (and thus her scholarships). Sarah ratted out her roommate for her drug use and became a social pariah. Which is something she should be fine with, you’d think.

Sarah is roommates with Joyce, the friendly idealist. Sorry, Sarah.