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September 20, 2023

LAWsome

by David M Willis on May 10, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Hompk!

└ Tags: bart, lucy, mike, walky

Discussion (144) ¬

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    May 10, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    ART THEFT

    where’s YOUR MOM’S credit

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      May 10, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

      Technically it’s copyright infringement, although the music and movie industries would have you believe that is theft.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        May 10, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

        But at that, can a comic character break the fourth wall to infringe on work created by the author? Let’s watch and see what Bart has to say.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          May 10, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

          Bart: HA HA HA HA HA HA

          I think that means it’s a legal gray area.

          • Clif
            Clif
            May 10, 2021 at 4:57 pm | #

            I think that means Bart is planning to sue for the unauthorized use of his image,

    • Kaidah
      Kaidah
      May 10, 2021 at 8:51 am | #

      I’m starting to suspect that Ana is secretly David Willis’ alter ego. How else could she not only consistently be the first poster but always have a link to an appropriate comic seemingly ready to go?

      I’m onto your ruse, Mr. Willis.

      • K Wiley
        K Wiley
        May 10, 2021 at 11:19 am | #

        IIRC, Patreon backers get early access to the comics, so they have time to prepare for the public posting.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          May 10, 2021 at 12:13 pm | #

          Also it’s rare, but she’s not always first. Even I’ve managed it a few times. 😛

          • Magnor Criol
            Magnor Criol
            May 10, 2021 at 5:16 pm | #

            I’m pretty certain I’ve seen exactly this conversation at least once before. Ana is Dave, Patrons get early access, Ana’s not always first. Or maybe I’m just having deja vu.

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              May 10, 2021 at 6:40 pm | #

              You’re saying this conversation is looking…anachronistic?

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 10, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Bart O’Ryan, a toddler version of Leslie, and some guy with weird hair.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      May 10, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      Come to think of it, has Bart O’Ryan actually been mentioned yet in this universe? Like, I had it in my head somewhere that he was a cable news commentator in this universe, too, but I guess not. Law professor makes more sense if Willis is planning on featuring him at some point.

      • Cattleprod
        Cattleprod
        May 10, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

        The Bart tag just leads to this comic, so probably not? The Mike tag leads to comics with actual Mike so it’s not like real and LAWsome versions are split out.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          May 10, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

          Yeah, but he wouldn’t be tagged in a comic he was only mentioned in.

          • RacingTurtle
            RacingTurtle
            May 10, 2021 at 2:53 am | #

            I don’t recall him being mentioned yet. I’m hoping he turns out to be important

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 10, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

        Not in comic at least.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      May 10, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      I though that was a toddler version of himself honestly.

      • Huehuetotl
        Huehuetotl
        May 10, 2021 at 2:18 am | #

        I’d guess child walky too.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          May 10, 2021 at 11:52 am | #

          Could be child Carla, although I wouldn’t expect him to survive kicking her
          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/opportunity/

  3. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    May 10, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    DAMN YOU WILLIS

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      May 10, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      I was not prepared to… see? Mike again. This is definitely becoming an arc.

      • NotThatDrew
        NotThatDrew
        May 10, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

        Now I’m wondering if Amber still has ghost Mike floating around in her head…

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          May 10, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

          Kinda, she watched Ratatouille over break, and some mental wires got crossed.

          Mike is still appearing to her, but he’s put on a ton of weight and keeps trying to get her to switch majors to culinary arts.

        • NotThatDrew
          NotThatDrew
          May 10, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

          I mean, we all know Amber’s not the best when it comes to dealing with mental stress, and survivor’s guilt is one hell of a thing to deal with

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            May 10, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

            Ghost Mike will probably reappear the next time Amber is really stressed, which thankfully hasn’t happened yet. It might be awhile too since these recent stories have been rather light on the drama and stakes.

            • Aviana
              Aviana
              May 10, 2021 at 7:45 am | #

              I think it’s more that we haven’t spent a lot of time with Amber since the timeskip. She’s yet to be a viewpoint…

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 10, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

      The comic has now reached its zenith. From here on, it’s all downhill.

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    May 10, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Ah! Pure comedy genius. Walky’s got ghis comic contest locked!

  5. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    May 10, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    “Be careful what you wish for. You might just get it.”

    – Uncle Joe

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      May 10, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

      “Uncle Joe”? From Petticoat Junction? 😀
      (many readers are now scratching their heads in confusion)

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 10, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

        Uncle Joe, the lesser of two evils. Be careful what you wish for.

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          May 10, 2021 at 2:07 am | #

          Nah, I think he meant: “And there’s Uncle Joe, he’s a movin’ kinda slow, at the junction – – Petticoat Junction.” 😀

          (although, I’ll admit I’ve never heard of the lesser of two evils being called Uncle Joe)

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            May 10, 2021 at 11:34 am | #

            Uncle Joe Stalin.

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      May 10, 2021 at 3:20 am | #

      No, I meant Uncle Joe from Time Warp Trio.

      Man, I’m old….

      • zee
        zee
        May 10, 2021 at 11:37 am | #

        Who?

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        May 10, 2021 at 3:31 pm | #

        Holy shit, someone else remembers that!

        Though you wouldn’t have to be all that old to remember TWT in some form, since there was also a cartoon in the mid-2000s. I wanna say it was on Discovery Kids?

  6. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    May 10, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    LAWsome Mike’s jump kick is so powerful that he transcends reality.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 10, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      Earth Prime Mike is gonna kick his way back into this universe.

  7. Suet
    Suet
    May 10, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    And thus, the…. *checks calendar* 10.5 year calendar loops again.

    Not even Ruth can save from Walky being kicked by [REDACTED]

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      May 10, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Hmmm…. 10.5 years. That’s the length of time of another cycle that I can’t quite remember… I think it involved explosions, or a BOOM of some kind.

      Oh well. After this Pandemic is over, it’s Mars or BUST!

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 10, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

        Sure. https://www.spaceweatherlive.com/community/topic/1775-new-research-suggests-solar-cycle-25-could-be-strongest-in-50-years/

  8. Reed
    Reed
    May 10, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    the return of the king. (of law)

  9. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    May 10, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Well then.

  10. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 10, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    …Sure, Walky, that’s what’s obvious.

  11. Regalli
    Regalli
    May 10, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    It’s so unhappy he looks like while laughing at a toddler who’s about to get dropkicked that really makes the scene.

    Oh and also some other guy. There is that.

    • drs
      drs
      May 10, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      Toddler Leslie.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        May 10, 2021 at 10:48 am | #

        Kind of looks like lil’ Carla from the Ultra Car toy flashback bonus strip a few years ago.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          May 10, 2021 at 3:33 pm | #

          It looks a lot like Lil’ Carla, though how Walky would know what she looked like back then is anyone’s guess.

  12. Alex Boston
    Alex Boston
    May 10, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    So Mike has now descended, David Lynch/Inception style, into a deeper fictional layer of reality. And is still mean.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      May 10, 2021 at 5:38 am | #

      Mike didn’t die, he just went into a deeper level of fiction.

      • I am Nothing
        I am Nothing
        May 10, 2021 at 12:14 pm | #

        Forever trapped in a purgatory of kicking some random guy over and over again, for all eternity.

        Honestly, Mike would probably be okay with this.

  13. y3k
    y3k
    May 10, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Wait.

    Was Dumbing of Age just a long, drawn out pilot for the LAWsome reboot?

    • I am Nothing
      I am Nothing
      May 10, 2021 at 12:27 pm | #

      I’d be down for that.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      May 10, 2021 at 3:34 pm | #

      Pfft, don’t be ridiculous!

      Everything since Roomies! has just been a long, drawn out pilot for the LAWsome reboot. Including the original LAWsome, somehow.

  14. Alex Boston
    Alex Boston
    May 10, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    At least the kick wasn’t to the crotch.

  15. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    May 10, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Okay, so Walky is going to be dealing with some stuff this semester, too…

    • NotThatDrew
      NotThatDrew
      May 10, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

      Honestly, it’d be shorter to list characters that don’t have some sort of mental trauma they need to process

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 10, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

        Eh, tha cat’s prob’ly fine.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          May 10, 2021 at 1:18 am | #

          Well, if a near-death experience or ten don’t count. Seriously, the amount of times Mister Scruffy’s been in mortal danger by now…

  16. Wonderboy
    Wonderboy
    May 10, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Now that I think about it, this could really backfire for Walky. Portraying Mike , a recently dead student, as a guy who regularly commits assault as a gag in a school newspaper could land him in serious trouble. This teeters on the line between satire/absurdist humor and libel since it’s depicting a specific person.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      May 10, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      Apparently, a dead person no longer has a reputation to protect and thus cannot be defamed, slandered, or libeled.
      IANAL: I’d anally nail all lawyers.

      • Wonderboy
        Wonderboy
        May 10, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

        So maybe not legal trouble, but I bet Mike’s parents would be pretty upset. Some of his friends as well, I assume. Mike was mean, but joking that he’d jumpkick children is pretty cruel. Even if Walky is processing feelings, it seems really mean-spirited.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          May 10, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

          I mean, Mike did deliberately stomp on at least one toddler in the Walkyverse. (It was at an anti-Iraq War protest as I recall, and his stated goal was to “prove that the pacifist protestors were hypocrites” by provoking them to attack him in retaliation.)

          • RassilonTDavros
            RassilonTDavros
            May 10, 2021 at 2:09 am | #

            Here ya go.

            Granted, I think that Dumbiverse Mike probably wouldn’t have quite stooped to that. He was more of an emotional manipulator who broke people by talking.

      • Anon A Mouse
        Anon A Mouse
        May 10, 2021 at 7:46 am | #

        I’m curious if “the estate” would have legal standing if it also defamed the company made in the dead person name (i.e. Disney, etc)? Also, this doesn’t actually stop people from disassociating with you.

    • cbwroses
      cbwroses
      May 10, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      It’s not libel as long as it’s understood and/or stated to be fictional, too absurd to be credible, and/or humorous.
      At least that’s my understanding after that particular episode of Last Week Tonight.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 10, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

      Might not be legal trouble but could still get him in shit with the university. They can still have conduct standards.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        May 10, 2021 at 8:27 am | #

        Yeah. I think the odds of the Warner parents seeing this are slim, and Amber at least may well recognize Walky’s processing things (not 100% about Ethan, but I think whether or not he’d recognize Walky as Mike’s roommate would change the context a lot. Both of them recognized Mike was not to be trusted, and while it’s hard to say how much the immediacy of his death vs the fact that he’s gone is affecting their thoughts of him, I suspect it’s at least a bit less raw than in the hospital.) But the school would probably still pull the plug on this as soon as someone realized in case word does spread. They probably wouldn’t be thrilled about one of the professors being portrayed as someone who laughs at toddlers as they get drop-kicked, either.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          May 10, 2021 at 3:37 pm | #

          What do you wanna bet that that’s how Ethan re-enters the plot– confronting Walky over the strip?

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            May 10, 2021 at 7:12 pm | #

            Possible! Assumes Daisy picks the strip (and doesn’t recognize the dead kid, which is entirely possible but I wouldn’t be shocked if the school paper ran a piece on a student who was murdered by two people who proceeded to kidnap half a dozen students, in an incident involving the campus superheroine. Higher odds she doesn’t recognize him, but I wouldn’t be shocked if she did.) Could be he takes it up with Daisy as generally tasteless to run, but if he realizes/recognizes David Walkerton is Walky, Mike’s former roommate (and the nickname provides an extra level of recognition first,) he might soften a bit on Walky drawing it. That also depends heavily on how rose-tinted the glasses Ethan’s wearing re: Mike are now that he’s ‘died’ and not ‘maybe dying’. Even right after he and Mike had sex, Ethan and Amber had a talk that was essentially ‘oh yeah, nothing good can come of letting myself be emotionally vulnerable with him, he’ll exploit it ruthlessly, but casual sex seems safe enough so long as I’m careful,’ so he was never totally overlooking Mike’s awfulness.

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              May 10, 2021 at 7:14 pm | #

              * Recognition required, with the nickname. Not TOO hard to put together, but it’s still an extra step to connect them together.

  17. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 10, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    Now that’s sure a way to deal with trauma…

  18. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    May 10, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    Jeez, first Professor Brock and now Bart.

    I’m not going to have to swap out my avatar any time soon am I?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 10, 2021 at 10:58 am | #

      It depends on how inflexible the “NO GUNS EVER” rule is. She could very well have been one of the cranky unseen roommates who switched rooms this semester, or one of the residents of the single rooms at the dark end of the hall nobody dares approach. IIRC her most obnoxious trait from the Walkyverse was her hipster music snobbery, back when you needed to know somebody who knows somebody at the music store to find independent stuff. Even if services like SoundCloud and Spotify feed into that, she might not be as bad as Mary…

      After all, Barb (the bartender at Galasso’s) was a background detail from an IW! poster who was completely obscured by primary characters, and she made the jump to the Dumbiverse. No character from the old continuity is safe from college drama!

  19. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    May 10, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

    *plays “I Fought The Law And The Law Won” again on the hacked Muzak*

  20. TheKelliestKelly
    TheKelliestKelly
    May 10, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    Lucy was right. This IS funnier with humans

  21. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    May 10, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    Mike might not be alive, but he is still kicking :p

    • NotThatDrew
      NotThatDrew
      May 10, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      And for a nickel it won’t be the only thing he’s doing

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        May 10, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

        Don’t, that’s necrophilia

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          May 10, 2021 at 3:29 am | #

          Is it still necrophilia if they’re a zombie?

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            May 10, 2021 at 3:56 am | #

            That one is obvious [ie, yes, of course]. Necrophilia is a “love” of the dead. Death is associable to a lack of cognitive or brain functions, cessation of heart activities, a cessation of [vital] biological processes, or the removal of one state so it can be replaced by another. Zombies are, in every canon I’m aware of (as a diehard zombie fan) dead in some way or another and, most often, in every single way possible. [Rather, in “zombie” canons where such is not true, they’re instead referred to as “mutants”.]

            Ergo, it’ll always be necrophilia to bang a zombie [aka, “a walking corpse” Again, this should have been obvious :P]. However, some vampire variants actively change state [biological transformation] without full destruction of the previous state, while retaining cognitive and biological functions of some sort. However, even there, heart-death is usually still part of the canon.

            In short, zombies usually qualify as being “dead” in every single possible way, the same as a corpse does, while some zombie and vampire variants only have limited forms of “death”. But all are dead in some way, meaning..

            Look, I get it. You wanna bang a corpse without being called a necrophiliac. Sorry, but that just isn’t going to happen- all of us know the truth of the matter. :S

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              May 10, 2021 at 3:59 am | #

              Though, as a counter-argument, coma patients may be “brain-dead” without any other aspect of death, so you may be able to push out an argument for fucking a vampire under that premise. Then again, pretty sure people frown heavily on having sex with coma patients, as well, so.. again, we’re back to “let’s just not, this just isn’t okay”.

              • Nayann Martinelli
                Nayann Martinelli
                May 10, 2021 at 5:19 am | #

                But if they are drop dead gorgeous, would it be bad to wanna bang them?
                This is purely an academic question, I swear! I’d never f*** a zombie or a coma patient.

                • Demoted Oblivious
                  Demoted Oblivious
                  May 10, 2021 at 7:41 am | #

                  Are we talking about a gorgeous zombie, or coma patient?

                  Or do you mean a zombie Gorgeous George from Snatch in a 28 days later cross-over?

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  May 10, 2021 at 11:04 am | #

                  Last dance with Mary-Jane
                  One more time to kill the pain

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              May 10, 2021 at 7:45 am | #

              This argument is solid, but it only carries for those zombies that are based on some kind of undeath. Zombie plagues that feature an, “it can be cured,” element aren’t undeath, since y’know “cured.”

              “Only mostly dead. Mostly dead means a little bit alive.”

              • Anon A Mouse
                Anon A Mouse
                May 10, 2021 at 7:50 am | #

                Well, in that case they are more “frenzied cannibal”. I understand why it’s easier to just refer to that as “zombiefication” since it carries most of the attributes but they are still technically “alive”. Presumably. at some point. they would turn on each other and eventually starve. Most Zombies don’t starve.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 10, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

      +1

  22. Bryy
    Bryy
    May 10, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    THE RETURN OF LAWSOME OMG

  23. Pizzawiz
    Pizzawiz
    May 10, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

    Based on tags mike and Lucy never met so makes sense I guess

  24. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    May 10, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

    So is Hot Walky gone?
    It might just be that his mouth is just a line, but I feel like his uncanny charisma is less than it was before.

    • Lone Duck
      Lone Duck
      May 10, 2021 at 6:18 am | #

      It was always just a trick of the light and an absence of sound.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      May 10, 2021 at 9:37 am | #

      Walky’s hair is his only redeeming feature.

  25. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    May 10, 2021 at 12:54 am | #

    Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

  26. Sporky
    Sporky
    May 10, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

    This is… one way to process grief, I guess.

  27. PB
    PB
    May 10, 2021 at 1:27 am | #

    Apropos of nothing, I miss Jacob and Ethan.

  28. Carla's #2 Fan
    Carla's #2 Fan
    May 10, 2021 at 1:48 am | #

    Great, now my face is wet

  29. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    May 10, 2021 at 1:59 am | #

    oh no i was not prepared

  30. Blind Beholder
    Blind Beholder
    May 10, 2021 at 2:40 am | #

    How is this the second strip named “Lawsome”?

  31. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    May 10, 2021 at 3:14 am | #

    … you know, Bart pointing and laughing at a kid just prior to a coordinated assault and battery felt a lot more absurdist a decade ago.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 10, 2021 at 4:35 am | #

      Yeah, these days it’s considered legitimate political protest.

      • JBento
        JBento
        May 10, 2021 at 4:34 pm | #

        Only if the kid is black, though.

  32. foducool
    foducool
    May 10, 2021 at 3:15 am | #

    take that, Dennis the Menace

  33. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    May 10, 2021 at 4:25 am | #

    I declare myself knocked out. You won, DYW!

  34. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 10, 2021 at 4:26 am | #

    Walky really isn’t over losing Mike, is he?

    He wouldn’t be the first artist to use his art in a subconscious desire to confront and categorise his own mixed feelings. I doubt that he liked Mike a lot and even saw him as a bully, as we see here. However, you can’t live with someone for months and then just walk away from their violent death without unresolved issues.

  35. Keulen
    Keulen
    May 10, 2021 at 5:37 am | #

    LAWsome is still the best comic ever.

  36. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    May 10, 2021 at 5:41 am | #

    I’m afraid I don’t see the humor.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 10, 2021 at 6:43 am | #

      It’s not meant to be funny; it’s meant to be a bit of pathos about Walky’s mixed feelings about Mike.

    • Jammy
      Jammy
      May 10, 2021 at 9:14 am | #

      I got you on this one.
      There’s over-the-top violence (slapstick) and a subversion of expectations (the method of violence and the recipient).

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        May 10, 2021 at 10:10 am | #

        I never cared for slapstick.

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 10, 2021 at 5:07 pm | #

          It’s not required that you do.

  37. SilentSooYun
    SilentSooYun
    May 10, 2021 at 5:53 am | #

    No one is going to mention Ninja Rick?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 10, 2021 at 11:14 am | #

      He’ll probably never appear in-comic, because he was based on somebody Willis knew. (Alex seems to be the exception that proves the rule.)

      I like to think he’s a groundskeeper at IU, we just never see him because he’s a ninja.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 10, 2021 at 5:08 pm | #

        Who do you think taught Dina her ninja skills?

  38. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    May 10, 2021 at 6:53 am | #

    Very interesting way to process a lost. Making him the evil main character of your strip.

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 10, 2021 at 5:13 pm | #

      Evil? How can you call the smiting hand of the author-god evil? Can’t you tell the kid deserved it?

  39. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    May 10, 2021 at 7:27 am | #

    Lucy and Walky, together on the bed
    t a l k i n g

  40. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    May 10, 2021 at 7:39 am | #

    It took me some time to realize that Mike’s kick is the inverted version of Starfire’s and now my head is a mess. Is Starfire’s kick TTG canon or Willis’ fanfic? If it’s canon, what came before, LAWsome or TTG? Is there any common inspiration for both? How many years will take me to find answers to all these questions? Will they ever stop bringing new ones to mind?

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      May 10, 2021 at 11:44 am | #

      Just wait ’til NightGirl appears.

      • Sombrero
        Sombrero
        May 10, 2021 at 1:06 pm | #

        Jennifer knows for sure NightGirl is Malaya.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        May 10, 2021 at 5:37 pm | #

        I mean in Shortpacked Lucy did take over as Amazi-Girl after Amber moved away

  41. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    May 10, 2021 at 8:10 am | #

    I suppose everybody copes in their own way.

  42. Zee
    Zee
    May 10, 2021 at 8:37 am | #

    It just took me to today to realize that “It’s Walky” is going to be an in-universe collaboration between Joyce and Walky for the school paper.

    • zee
      zee
      May 10, 2021 at 4:03 pm | #

      IMPOSTER /jk

  43. Jammy
    Jammy
    May 10, 2021 at 9:12 am | #

    But usually these strips are written months in advance. There’s almost no chance this was made on April first.

  44. Mravac Kid
    Mravac Kid
    May 10, 2021 at 9:47 am | #

    I’m thinking Carla is going to get the job with her comic about a ultra car that fights aliens.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 10, 2021 at 11:21 am | #

      Ultra-Car already exists as a nearly forgotten cartoon in the Dumbiverse, but you know Carla would license the IP just to make her comic. It can’t possibly be that expensive, just like licensing some other dead, obscure cartoon series like Time Squad or Galaxy High.

      • C.T. Phipps
        C.T. Phipps
        May 10, 2021 at 1:42 pm | #

        I think Ultracar was meant to be YOUNG JUSTICE, which means it was a lot bigger deal than it seems since even Dorothy had seen it and liked it. It’s just Young Justice got a second life in RL due to DC Universe.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          May 10, 2021 at 3:50 pm | #

          It did? I hadn’t paid attention to cartoons coming and going for a few years by then, but the DCAU ones were all pretty good. According to a January 2016 interview cited by Wikipedia, it was canceled because it wasn’t selling enough toys, which tracks with one of the reasons Carla says UC was canceled in this July 2016 strip:

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/shits/

          My take was that UC and D&MM premiered at the same time, but D&MM’s lowbrow humor propelled it to instant success that UC could never attain. The network didn’t see an immediate return on their investment in UC, so they canned it.

          This was all before shows like Steven Universe too, so maybe you could argue that UC was ahead of its time.

  45. horsevoirace
    horsevoirace
    May 10, 2021 at 1:51 pm | #

    so booster is mike after all?

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 10, 2021 at 5:16 pm | #

      So is Jennifer.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 10, 2021 at 10:05 pm | #

      We’re all a little Mike on the inside.

      Especially the moms.

  46. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    May 10, 2021 at 3:05 pm | #

    I wonder if this means that Walky will be the author of the equivalent of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac except its Mike, the Groin Kicker.

    He could have a huge future ahead if he channels Mike’s sociopathy.

  47. bcb
    bcb
    May 10, 2021 at 3:51 pm | #

    Wait, is that Bart O’Ryan?

  48. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    May 10, 2021 at 4:02 pm | #

    Ya know, I’ve been rooting for Joyce to win the newspaper strip job…

    …but if Walky is willing to take requests for people to get beaten up, then I might just be persuaded to change my mind. Imagine a LAWsome strip where Mike kicks Clint! Or Mary! Maybe an extra-long special edition where Druggo McStabbed finally gets out of the hospital and Mike sends him straight back in!

    And then watch as it gets really dark when peoples’ vendettas begin to creep Walky out, or are so self-hating that they request themselves getting beaten up, and he finds the whole thing so extremely uncomfortable that he has to quit drawing it. I think there’s story potential there.

  49. Paul
    Paul
    May 10, 2021 at 4:55 pm | #

    I lost track of the convoluted plot before the break. Why exactly did corrupt cops kill Mike? Even corrupt cops need a motivation to kill a guy, if he’s white and has surviving family that knows how to hire a lawyer.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 10, 2021 at 5:02 pm | #

      Well, corrupt cops didn’t kill Mike (as far as we know), so that’s one thing. Mike tried to take out Blaine by tackling him off a fire escape, and Mike got severely injured in the process. Then he was taken to the hospital where he was in a coma (was there during the kidnapping), and then he died during the timeskip.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      May 10, 2021 at 5:29 pm | #

      You’re thinking of Blaine, who was murdered by a cop in with the mob on Asher’s command. Mike fell into a coma after tackling Blaine off the fire escape and died during the timeskip.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      May 10, 2021 at 5:41 pm | #

      Mike might have just died of his injuries. That said the reason Amber was worried about corrupt cops was that Mike knew details about Blaine and the Mob’s illicit activities

  50. StClair
    StClair
    May 10, 2021 at 6:21 pm | #

    For some time, I’ve been wavering on whether to say anything, but…
    I’ve never liked LAWsome. For me, it’s not “so dumb it’s cool/funny”, it’s just dumb.
    *shrug*

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      May 10, 2021 at 7:30 pm | #

      You are not alone.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        May 10, 2021 at 9:50 pm | #

        I was always under the impression that the meta-joke in LAWsome was how unfunny it was (and that the reason it didn’t last long was because there’s only a few times you can play that out before it becomes…well, played-out).

        • IndyX
          IndyX
          May 15, 2021 at 9:04 pm | #

          Yeah, I remember how Willis set up fans to think he was announcing the successor to “It’s Walky!” after that saga ended, and then we got THIS. For multiple days. It was a very good trolling.

  51. IndyX
    IndyX
    May 15, 2021 at 8:59 pm | #

    OH NO.
    Well, this sure hits different now. You monster.

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