Sometimes good ol’ Matt Patches over at Polygon comes to me and says HEY! DO YOU WANT TO WRITE ABOUT TRANSFORMERS??? and I say LOOK I NEVER NOT WRITE ABOUT TRANSFORMERS, OF COURSE I WILL and then I write about Transformers. So if you’ve seen today’s teaser trailer for Transformers: Rise of the Beasts and you’re like DUDE WHO THE EFF ARE ALL THESE ROBOTS??? then boy do I have a pop culture website article for you!