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May 22, 2026

Wearing

by David M Willis on January 16, 2024 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – It's The Love I Haven't Got
└ Tags: booster, carla, fuckface

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    January 16, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    Time flies when you’re self-absorbed!

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      January 16, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

      Amazing.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 16, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

      Absolutely, also when you’re infatuated, which I think is a first for Carla. She’s infatuated with someone other than herself or Ultracar.

    • James
      James
      January 16, 2024 at 12:14 am | #

      I dunno, that “ten hours” sounds like someone who’s been pretty darn aware of every passing minute.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:34 am | #

      how early did she wake up for it to be ten hours lol, i’m surprised she wouldn’t have some camera tech she could set down at a table to see any passerbys whlie she grabbed a snack

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        January 16, 2024 at 5:12 am | #

        That would have been impersonal. She was fully invested in this and needed to see it through herself

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          January 16, 2024 at 8:36 am | #

          Though we do know she’s been back to her dorm to grab Fuckface and the hat and to rig up the display on it. Probably all separate trips.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        January 21, 2024 at 11:54 pm | #

        We SAW how early she woke up!

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          January 21, 2024 at 11:54 pm | #

          did that code break AGAIN

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-14/02-its-the-love-i-havent-got/knockknockknockknockknockknock/

  2. Taffy
    Taffy
    January 16, 2024 at 12:02 am | #

    Ten hours? Goddamn.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 16, 2024 at 12:21 am | #

      It might not be a literal 10 hours, depending on how long has passed since the last scene. But still way too many hours. I hope Booster didn’t know the whole time.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2024 at 3:29 am | #

      Booster is very lucky he isn’t getting extremely murdered for this.

      • Sparda
        Sparda
        January 16, 2024 at 5:23 am | #

        Booster uses they/them pronouns, just fyi.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          January 16, 2024 at 8:58 am | #

          Whoops, my bad

      • Pergola
        Pergola
        January 16, 2024 at 10:21 am | #

        Carla has blessed us with a new tag to refer to the not-girl person.

  3. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    January 16, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Isn’t it cold enough to be raining iguanas?

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:38 am | #

      well, reptiles(?) are cold blooded so it’d be fine in the buildling hopeflly?

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    January 16, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    Malaya stopped by or FF has free rule of the campus. Which do ya’ll think it is?

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      January 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

      Wrong. Fuckface isn’t limited by your human rules of space or time. He is where he pleases, when he pleases, and on the head of who he pleases.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      January 16, 2024 at 12:25 am | #

      She has no idea he’s there.

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        January 16, 2024 at 12:35 am | #

        What Duck?

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          January 16, 2024 at 1:06 am | #

          Carla would make an excellent Discworld character. I think she would fit in best among the Unseen University staff, she’s got the right combination of being totally brilliant but so self-absorbed that the rest of the universe barely registers.

        • Weatherheight
          Weatherheight
          January 17, 2024 at 11:13 am | #

          On occasion, I use the “What ?” phrase and am often saddened that I must explain myself so often.

          I want to live in a world where Terry Pratchett is required reading during high school / post-grammar school.

  5. Jeremiah
    Jeremiah
    January 16, 2024 at 12:03 am | #

    I hope these two remain… Whatever they are even if things with Charlie don’t go well. Their interactions are just hysterical.

  6. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    January 16, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Ohhhh I get – she was destined to be with Booster all along. Right? Maybe?

    • Dante
      Dante
      January 16, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

      I’m not shipping them yet, but I could be convinced to. Like, tipped over into it? I could easily see them as BFFs as well, but what I’m certain of is:

      They have a strange yet fascinating chemistry together. They will keep interacting, they’ll become close, and it’s going to be really fucking fun for everyone involved (Commentariat included.)

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:38 am | #

      well, carla has issues but idk if she’s as much of a ‘mess’ compared to booster initially being attracted to ruth and then amber later

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2024 at 3:31 am | #

      Pretty sure Carla likes girls.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 16, 2024 at 3:53 am | #

        Yep, Carla’s an ace sapphic. She expressed interest in Malaya to an extent, but she was unaware she was nonbinary at that time, and seemed to cool in her interest by the time she did find out, so it’s not really clear if she’d consider that a disqualifying factor or if she just wasn’t especially serious in her interest and just found her previous insulting behavior hot on some level.

        • Li
          Li
          January 17, 2024 at 12:48 pm | #

          I’d say this iteration of Carla seemed MORE interested in Sal than in Malaya? I could definitely be forgetting something though, we are talking 13 years of strips.

  7. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    January 16, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    alt text: I thought somebody were shouting her name in the entire conversation

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 16, 2024 at 1:08 am | #

      alt text: We never doubted it for a second.

    • Carla's #2 Fan
      Carla's #2 Fan
      January 16, 2024 at 2:01 am | #

      I thought it was Fuckface

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      January 16, 2024 at 10:29 am | #

      Charlie will assume that ‘Carla’ is the name of the hat-lizard.

  8. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 16, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Someone’s getting another pie to the face.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      January 16, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      I hope it launches out of a trapdoor in the hat.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 16, 2024 at 7:08 am | #

      … I didn’t think Walky had gotten a first pie to the face.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 16, 2024 at 2:24 pm | #

        Walky might get one, but Booster’s smugness about it is probably sooner to provoke her pie-flinging.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          January 16, 2024 at 3:04 pm | #

          I suppose they ARE the readier target…

  9. AlexaSpuds
    AlexaSpuds
    January 16, 2024 at 12:04 am | #

    Honestly if I spent 10 hours waiting around for someone based on false info I’d send the person who lied to me into outer space with their femurs added to my collection, but that’s just me

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      January 16, 2024 at 12:06 am | #

      That’s misplaced retribution.

      • Jeremiah
        Jeremiah
        January 16, 2024 at 12:08 am | #

        Maybe, but it would be fell very good in the moment.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        January 16, 2024 at 12:13 am | #

        Walky might deserve it. He spent a week leading on a girl he didn’t love.

        • sdrainbow
          sdrainbow
          January 16, 2024 at 1:01 am | #

          I don’t think “going on dates with someone for a week” counts as leading someone on, regardless of how the relationship status changed at the end of it

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          January 16, 2024 at 1:16 am | #

          🙄

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 16, 2024 at 3:42 am | #

          I don’t know if I’d go that far. Lucy was trying to speedrun what’s possibly her first ‘real’ relationship, and Walky was taking it slow after his previous relationships fizzled out and spectacularly crashed and burned. She brought all the new relationship energy into the equation, which was an imbalance they might not be able to reconcile.

        • furubatsu
          furubatsu
          January 16, 2024 at 5:52 am | #

          He didn’t lead her on though? He said it himself He liked her and that’s literally what going on dates is all about, seeing if you can make like into love. It’s Lucy who turned the intensity to 100.

          • J.Gawain
            J.Gawain
            January 16, 2024 at 7:52 am | #

            I think there was a little leading on. Definitely not maliciously, but I think knowing someone thinks you love them and letting them think that could be considered leading them on.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              January 16, 2024 at 8:42 am | #

              It could be taken that way and Lucy could certainly be forgiven for doing so, but I’d put it more as “spent a week trying to figure out how to handle the messed up situation her misunderstanding put them in.”

        • Nothri
          Nothri
          January 16, 2024 at 12:47 pm | #

          Okay Walky did not lead anyone on. He’s a dick for not standing up for his girlfriend in the face of his shitty parents. But the dating thing or her infatuation is not his fault.

    • Masha
      Masha
      January 16, 2024 at 12:07 am | #

      That’s probably what should’ve happened to Carla for showing up and bugging someone on a Sunday morning about a person Carla’s never even talked to

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:39 am | #

      unless it was some kinda emergency or something required for work or so, i would not wait for more than one hour,

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2024 at 3:37 am | #

      Frankly it kind of is your fault for waiting so long, but if I found out someone had wasted almost half-a-day on a snipe hunt I sent them on, I would definitely consider myself lucky to end the day with all my limbs attached to my body.

  10. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    January 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    That is a sweet hat.

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 16, 2024 at 1:27 am | #

      Dumbing of Age 14: Just Standing Here Being Beautiful for No Reason.

      • Tan
        Tan
        January 16, 2024 at 11:48 am | #

        I like yours, but I will also present alternatively

        Dumbing of Age Book 14: The One I Don’t Care About

  11. Max
    Max
    January 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    He didn’t technically lie. He guessed. He told Carla something that had a small probability of being true.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 16, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

      no

      • Max
        Max
        January 16, 2024 at 12:39 am | #

        He still had a greater than 0 chance of being right. There may be an alternate universe where Charlie lives in Briscoe.

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 16, 2024 at 1:32 am | #

          Her fundamental error was in trusting someone who believes that Monkey Master is better than Ultracar. That kind of delusional thinking should have tipped her off right there

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 16, 2024 at 2:57 am | #

          accidentally being right when lying is not a “guess”.

    • Bash
      Bash
      January 16, 2024 at 1:07 am | #

      If he had used the word “maybe” I’d give him technically correct.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2024 at 3:41 am | #

      I love being technically correct as much as the next obnoxious pedant but even I think this is a stretch.

      • Tesset
        Tesset
        January 16, 2024 at 8:54 am | #

        We need PedanticJackass to come weigh in on whether this comment is technically correct or not.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      January 16, 2024 at 6:12 am | #

      Technically Walky didn’t lie, he just said a bunch of words, and it was Carla who interpreted them as being a sentence.

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        January 16, 2024 at 6:25 pm | #

        https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/12608-when-i-use-a-word-humpty-dumpty-said-in-rather

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      January 16, 2024 at 7:13 am | #

      He didn’t guess. He bullshat.

      • clif
        clif
        January 16, 2024 at 10:13 am | #

        I’ve always maintained that one of the major life skills acquired from the college experience is the ability to bullshit intelligently on demand. Walky may be a natural.

    • Tan
      Tan
      January 16, 2024 at 11:45 am | #

      He guessed is a perfectly accurate description of that exchange. He also lied, by presenting his guess as factual information.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        January 16, 2024 at 5:18 pm | #

        I suspect he didn’t guess. I suspect he picked Briscoe because it’s the furthest away.

  12. Yumi
    Yumi
    January 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    You’d think she might have had a seat in the ten hours, rather than just stand there the whole time. (Could we assume she sat down at some point between strips? No.)

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 16, 2024 at 1:35 am | #

      No! If she wasn’t standing there every minute Charlie might have missed seeing her.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:40 am | #

      her tall ness is one of her features. idk if it’d be easy to pick charlie out from a crowd if she was sitting down and multiple ppl passed by tho

  13. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    January 16, 2024 at 12:05 am | #

    Fuckface is back!!!! From Dina they have learned — INSTANT TRANSMISSION!!!! XD

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 16, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

      *plays “Battle Which Summons Death” from DBZ Kai CD on hacked muzak*

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 16, 2024 at 3:58 am | #

      How did she get Fuckface across campus in the cold without killing him, anyway?

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        January 16, 2024 at 7:14 am | #

        He only dies if he literally freezes. Ice crystals are really not good for cell membranes.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          January 16, 2024 at 9:29 am | #

          Just ask frozen chicken!

          (Or Alton Brown. He had a good demonstration with either water balloons or zip bags, and a knife.)

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        January 16, 2024 at 5:24 pm | #

        She didn’t. Fuckface knows Instant Transmission now, he honed in on Carla’s chi

  14. Alongcameaspider
    Alongcameaspider
    January 16, 2024 at 12:10 am | #

    I mean I’m not sure Walky lied, that assumes some level of intent, we have no reason to assume he knows where Charlie lives

    A more accurate statement would be he guessed in order to get Carla to leave

    • Jeremiah
      Jeremiah
      January 16, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

      Nah, saying he lied is pretty accurate, he said “Charlie lives in briscoe” as an answer to a “question”, let’s call it that, with the intention of making her leave, when his truthful answer would be “I don’t know where she lives or even who that is leave me alone I am very sleepy”.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 16, 2024 at 4:10 am | #

        Yeah, it’s a lie in so far as it was dishonest, not because he was knowingly changing the facts. He misrepresented how much information he had to get out of an annoying conversation, which, was pretty much valid, just also still lying.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 16, 2024 at 12:51 am | #

      you just described his intent to deceive and a motivation.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:41 am | #

      well he did pick a random one to get carla to go away, so kinda a douchey move

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2024 at 3:42 am | #

      He lied about knowing for certain. It would still be a lie even if he happened to be correct.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        January 16, 2024 at 7:14 am | #

        It’s not a lie, it’s bullshit.

        • clif
          clif
          January 16, 2024 at 10:16 am | #

          It also wasn’t random; it was the plausible answer that would get her as far away as possible.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          January 16, 2024 at 2:15 pm | #

          I like this article a lot. Thank you for posting it.

  15. Nono
    Nono
    January 16, 2024 at 12:11 am | #

    I was trying to figure out what time it was. We don’t know exactly what time Carla woke Booster up, except it was ‘very early morning’.

    Assuming it was 5 or 6am, ten hours later would put it at late afternoon.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:42 am | #

      it could be hyperbole and she only waited til after noon versus like 9pm, unless she literally woke them up at like 3 am or so

    • asmodai27
      asmodai27
      January 16, 2024 at 4:47 am | #

      It was pretty much at the time Walky had to wake up to go to church with Lucy, so my guess is 7 to 8 am, which on a campus and on a sunday morning qualifies as very early !

  16. DiDi
    DiDi
    January 16, 2024 at 12:18 am | #

    She waited there for 10 hours? Assuming she didn’t want to take a chance on food or going to the bathroom…

    Girl is flat “down horrendous.”

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:43 am | #

      the power of thirst/horniness is something lol, tho she did take a brief break to run to get her hat and i assume fuckface

      • Mturtle7
        Mturtle7
        January 17, 2024 at 1:13 am | #

        In fairness, Carla is very VERY ace, so it’s more like the power of infatuation rather than horniness!

        I would say “the power of love”, but I’m pretty sure Carla would murder me outright for directly associating such a mushy trope with her, so I’ll stick with “the power of infatuation”.

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      January 16, 2024 at 5:20 am | #

      Assuming she’s taking spironolactone as part of a possible hrt regimen, this would be a heroic feat in and of itself.

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        January 16, 2024 at 6:37 am | #

        The not going to the bathroom for 10 hours, I mean.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 16, 2024 at 8:47 am | #

      She did get Fuckface and rig up the sign on the hat at some point during those 10 hours.

  17. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    January 16, 2024 at 12:21 am | #

    sin of omission

  18. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    January 16, 2024 at 12:21 am | #

    I know Carla is making this more of an ordeal than it needs to be, but the fact Booster can easily help with this and has chosen not to while simultaneously being very smug in their teasing feels mean. Help or don’t, just enjoying someone jump through the hurdles you’ve set is kind of a dick move. Maybe that’s just me being too sensitive though. I get that these interactions are jokes.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      January 16, 2024 at 12:26 am | #

      I’m sure if Carla had gone about this in a polite, respectful, maybe even somewhat humble manner, then they would’ve helped out fine.

      Instead, she’s approached this like an entitled asshole demanding to get her way, no matter how it inconveniences others, and Booster is entirely justified in how they’ve handled this.

      • Dante
        Dante
        January 16, 2024 at 12:31 am | #

        Co-signed. Booster themselves all but stated it back when the politics + pie scene (standard USA holiday?) happened, and she’s kept at it.

        Also, Carla insists on behaving like a cartoon character. Booster is just committing to the bit.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          January 16, 2024 at 12:43 am | #

          I kind of think this is a bit of an uneven critique. Carla’s default is obnoxious narcissist so Booster was fair to be apprehensive, but they also insulted Carla’s parents to her face in that first interaction too. To me that kind of breaks even. Booster has no obligation to help Carla but I don’t know if they also get a pass to tease her.

          • ian livs
            ian livs
            January 16, 2024 at 12:46 am | #

            As someone with a Cluster B disorder, the way people are watering down “narcissist” is kind of a problem.

            • Dante
              Dante
              January 16, 2024 at 1:00 am | #

              Amen.

              I may be wording this badly, apologies. Like, I can understand where Sirksome is coming from (re: Booster’s reaction being proportional? Specifically that?) But yeah, every time I see “narcissist” nowadays I wince. It used to happen with “bipolar” and “schizo”, and nowadays it’s the internet’s favorite armchair diagnosis. I can’t with that.

              • eh, whatever
                eh, whatever
                January 16, 2024 at 7:16 am | #

                It’s Trump’s fault. He has confronted people with the fact that narcissists exist, and now they’re seeing them everywhere.

                • Pergola
                  Pergola
                  January 16, 2024 at 10:58 am | #

                  We -are- everywhere.

                • David DeLaney
                  David DeLaney
                  January 16, 2024 at 10:11 pm | #

                  “… everywhere that _matters_, anyway”

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            January 16, 2024 at 3:55 am | #

            Yeah, and if Carla’s parents weren’t famous billionaires I might feel a little stronger about that.

      • sdrainbow
        sdrainbow
        January 16, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

        frankly, I’d say if Carla picked even ONE of those three (“polite, respectful, humble”, threading is tough on this comment system) she’d be winning.

        but carla can’t even clear that low bar.

        • Ed Callahan
          Ed Callahan
          January 16, 2024 at 9:33 am | #

          If any of the characters even once picked one of those options, it would torpedo the premise of the entire strip. Sort of like the Titanic, but with U-boats instead of an iceberg.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      January 16, 2024 at 12:30 am | #

      They’re really living up to Mike’s legacy.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 16, 2024 at 12:38 am | #

      If it turns out Booster found out what Walky did very recently, then her waiting the whole day in the wrong place isn’t their fault. And it’s still very early in the conversation, I don’t think a few seconds is past a line where they aren’t going to help, and are just doing smug teasing and hurdles.

      • Bash
        Bash
        January 16, 2024 at 1:06 am | #

        Also there’s no reason to assume that Carla would have spent the whole day on this. Most people wouldn’t given up within an hour.

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 16, 2024 at 1:15 am | #

          Ten hours sounds like a pretty good chunk of the day.

          • anon
            anon
            January 16, 2024 at 1:48 am | #

            is that better or worse than being pied in the face lol, other than a friend i can get over it tho i feel like if i was attacked by a pie throwing machine by some entitled rich kid going to the school, they would be in for a lot worse if i was able to get ‘revenge’ lol

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              January 16, 2024 at 5:20 pm | #

              It’s worse than the pie.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        January 16, 2024 at 3:34 am | #

        Wasn’t Booster in the room when Walky told Carla the wrong destination? They knew from the beginning.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          January 16, 2024 at 5:21 pm | #

          not really in a state of wakefulness though.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 16, 2024 at 4:13 am | #

        I mean, their dorm room isn’t big, and I doubt Booster could fall asleep with this conversation happening like 10 feet away. They probably knew the whole time what happened.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2024 at 3:47 am | #

      I think it is a dick move, but Booster doesn’t seem to like Carla that much and does not seem to want them dating their sister.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        January 16, 2024 at 4:34 am | #

        Who Booster likes and doesn’t isn’t really super obvious, honestly. Like, Booster intentionally fucked with them multiple times now, but they’ve done that to people they do like, too. Like, go back and look at how they treated Amber and how they did express (fleeting, granted) remorse for it.

        They kind of seem like someone who likes pushing buttons with equal opportunity, though they have been gentler on Ethan for probably a variety of reasons.

    • Derek
      Derek
      January 16, 2024 at 4:34 am | #

      Carla is not entitled to any information about a girl she’s obnoxiously obsessed with for no reason

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    January 16, 2024 at 12:27 am | #

    HEROICALLY!

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      January 16, 2024 at 5:40 pm | #

      The longer they waited, the more heroic it became!

  20. Qube
    Qube
    January 16, 2024 at 12:29 am | #

    pictured: two fuckfaces

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      January 16, 2024 at 3:11 am | #

      And an iguana.

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 16, 2024 at 7:33 am | #

        +. 1. sir.

  21. Suet
    Suet
    January 16, 2024 at 1:00 am | #

    The difference between a lie and an opinion is a “probably”. Or a reasonable facsimile.

    10 hours sounds enough to consider Carla as Briscoe’s new statue.

    • Dante
      Dante
      January 16, 2024 at 1:01 am | #

      She’s a colorful Performance Art Piece for sure :’33

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      January 16, 2024 at 2:49 am | #

      that’s not what opinion means.

  22. M!a
    M!a
    January 16, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

    Gawd. Girl’s so self-absorbed, she’s swollen to three times her size.

    But, as appears to be Grand Unifying Theory for DoA, she’s cute so she gets away with it.

    Dub, who the hell stood you up for prom?

  23. Queezle
    Queezle
    January 16, 2024 at 1:03 am | #

    I kind of feel bad for Carla. A little bit.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:37 am | #

      i half expect charlie to actually talk to her and be like “Oh hi, whats your name again” and not notice/process the sign on her head (b/c tbh it could easily be a random brand name too like how ppl wear polo tees)

      • Pergola
        Pergola
        January 16, 2024 at 10:42 am | #

        ‘Carla’ is obviously the name of the hat-lizard.

  24. Cholma
    Cholma
    January 16, 2024 at 1:04 am | #

    Carla: The goddess we need, even if we don’t deserve her! (she *does* look divine in that dress)

    • David DeLaney
      David DeLaney
      January 16, 2024 at 7:35 am | #

      with the hat and iguana added, she looks Divine

  25. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    January 16, 2024 at 1:04 am | #

    Carla you can’t simultaneously not be able to tell the difference between Walky and Booster and also be mad that Booster waited 10 hours to help you.

    • sdrainbow
      sdrainbow
      January 16, 2024 at 1:13 am | #

      well. you CAN. obviously. but I’m going to cite you for it.

      • Mturtle7
        Mturtle7
        January 17, 2024 at 1:17 am | #

        I mean, I’m pretty sure Carla is the sort of person who would cheerfully WELCOME your citation, and then actively try to engage in whatever behavior she think provoked it as much as possible. She likes the attention!

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2024 at 1:54 am | #

      well she’s also been talking to booster before and getting frustrated like “what you’re saying i have to disown my family before i can talk to your sister” or so but potential ‘cuteness’ of a ship aside idk how realistic/long it’d be since o ther than not getting ‘attention ‘ from charlie which provoked carla into being desperate for her attention to begin with, idk if she even likes anything about charlie otherwise, would she even find talking to her interesting at all

      imagine if she hated ultra car as a twist lol

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      January 16, 2024 at 11:11 am | #

      Carla knows the difference. Walky is the not-girl version of Amazigirl.

  26. Dante
    Dante
    January 16, 2024 at 1:16 am | #

    Before the comments section crashes into overly analyzing these two, who have like, probably the wackiest interactions (pie to the face, anyone?). BEHOLD.

    RUTH/BILLIE PLAYLIST

    Your Stupid Lockpicking Is Nostalgic

    If I missed anything, please let me know. If you wanna add more, PLEASE ALSO LET ME KNOW!! We can keep adding stuff here ad infinitum. Maybe even until they get back together.

    PS: I’m a bit obsessive with playlists so I’ll be probably fiddling with the order of the songs so they sound cohesive if not played in random mode ;3

    • Laura
      Laura
      January 16, 2024 at 3:10 am | #

      Ooh, I love it! Thank you!

      • Dante
        Dante
        January 17, 2024 at 1:24 am | #

        I’m glad to hear!!! Everyone put a lot of effort into it ;www;

    • milu
      milu
      January 16, 2024 at 9:59 am | #

      Yayyyy
      I love the title of the playlist 🥰🎵

      • Dante
        Dante
        January 17, 2024 at 1:23 am | #

        Thank you so much!!! ;www; I think I’ve also managed to make it more or less sound nice when played in order?? It was a really fun puzzle X’DDD We had a lot of genres!

    • Nothri
      Nothri
      January 16, 2024 at 12:56 pm | #

      I hate everything about you by three days grace. Always comes to mind around those two.

      • Dante
        Dante
        January 17, 2024 at 1:23 am | #

        A++++ choice omg yes

  27. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    January 16, 2024 at 1:20 am | #

    Booster is right, this is heroic

    Because Walky is no longer going to be the target of Carla’s ire

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      January 16, 2024 at 1:20 am | #

      Oooh I dig this avatar

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        January 16, 2024 at 11:13 pm | #

        yee!

  28. anon
    anon
    January 16, 2024 at 1:33 am | #

    lol didn’t expect fuckface to be borrowed, unless mayala’s off screen just watching this go down tho idk if she’d gloat/mock carla for this

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      January 16, 2024 at 2:20 am | #

      Malaya respects Carla for not being fake & let her borrow Fuckface.

      • Mark
        Mark
        January 16, 2024 at 7:11 am | #

        She sent him over to bring the hat and the sign.

        • David DeLaney
          David DeLaney
          January 16, 2024 at 7:39 am | #

          the sign has an electric heater attached inside the hat
          which Fuckface is gleefully absorbing the warmth of
          to prevent Carla’s lleged brain from cooking

          this allowed the hat to be walked over to this dorm
          in the iguanas-fall-from-trees weather
          by an iguana under it

          –Dave, just a bubblegum pink hat with a flashing sign saying CARLA, slowly walking across a snowy quad

      • Pergola
        Pergola
        January 16, 2024 at 10:46 am | #

        Whatever else Carla is, she is definitely not fake.

  29. Thomas
    Thomas
    January 16, 2024 at 2:25 am | #

    Do characters in this comic ever wear high heels? It seems that Jennifer might wear them. Maybe it’s a type of footwear that Willis has a strong aversion to?

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      January 16, 2024 at 4:16 am | #

      I am sure they sometimes must, but it’s also probably not really something most people would want to trudge around campus wearing. On dates, though, sure.

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      January 16, 2024 at 5:38 am | #

      Though please note, this was important enough to Carla that she didn’t just put on a dress, she took off her roller skates.

  30. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    January 16, 2024 at 2:58 am | #

    I am impressed that she managed to use this time to make a color-changing, glowing neon sign. Though if it’s Carla, I guess it probably only took her 15 minutes.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 16, 2024 at 3:26 am | #

      She probably has boxes of those.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      January 16, 2024 at 4:14 am | #

      If she’s been here for 10 hours the boredom must have been killing her.

    • Mark
      Mark
      January 16, 2024 at 7:13 am | #

      She made it after the posterboard-on-a-stick didn’t work, and has been carrying it ever since.

  31. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    January 16, 2024 at 3:31 am | #

    I like to think Carla’s hat sign is animated, like the neon advertising billboards of yesteryear.

    C—-
    -A—
    –R–
    —L-
    —-A
    CAR–
    —LA
    CARLA
    —–

    • StClair
      StClair
      January 16, 2024 at 8:41 pm | #

      oh I love this.

  32. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    January 16, 2024 at 4:20 am | #

    I know the whole point is for her to look silly, but Carla’s still honestly looking damn cute here.

  33. Ray
    Ray
    January 16, 2024 at 4:36 am | #

    Fresh lesbian flag just dropped (Carla) (she in that exact getup including the iguana is the flag)

    • Ray
      Ray
      January 16, 2024 at 4:39 am | #

      Does she have to be a “”healthy person””. Is it not enough, to be a character, an icon, and a disaster, in this cast

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      January 16, 2024 at 5:40 am | #

      We added green to the lesbian flag?

      • David DeLaney
        David DeLaney
        January 16, 2024 at 7:40 am | #

        there are irish lesbians!!

      • Ray
        Ray
        January 16, 2024 at 5:53 pm | #

        That’s why she makes for a new one

  34. Crow
    Crow
    January 16, 2024 at 5:23 am | #

    That dress is kinda ugly ngl

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      January 16, 2024 at 5:42 am | #

      I like, but I’m very impressed at her willingness to bare her shoulders.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 16, 2024 at 9:30 am | #

      She rocks it anyway.

  35. thumb
    thumb
    January 16, 2024 at 5:35 am | #

    I don’t know how I’d feel if Charlie turned out to also be Booster. One the one hand, I’d give it a side-eye. On the other hand, it’d be the most incredibly Carla thing to do to Carla.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      January 16, 2024 at 6:03 am | #

      “Yeah, I faked an entire person, including giving myself a whole second class schedule, just to mess with you for some reason. Talking about having a sister before I even met you was all part of the plan.”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 16, 2024 at 3:50 pm | #

      They just jump back and forth between both roles fast enough for persistence of vision to kick in, like the Olsen twin.

  36. morleuca
    morleuca
    January 16, 2024 at 5:42 am | #

    I think we’ve seen them both in the same place before. Unless everyone time we’ve seen them together no on else was around to notice

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      January 16, 2024 at 6:08 am | #

      We have. More to the point, so has Carla.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2023/comic/book-13/03-joementum/charlie/

  37. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    January 16, 2024 at 5:47 am | #

    hi Fuckface

  38. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    January 16, 2024 at 7:44 am | #

    Good thing she didn’t setup the laser show.

  39. RF
    RF
    January 16, 2024 at 7:59 am | #

    Carla’s got it bad…

  40. Yeet
    Yeet
    January 16, 2024 at 8:36 am | #

    It’s going to be very funny if Charlie wanders past while they’re arguing

  41. Claire
    Claire
    January 16, 2024 at 9:28 am | #

    I love Booster. Mike with a smile

  42. egg egg
    egg egg
    January 16, 2024 at 9:51 am | #

    Fuckface is stealing the show.

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      January 16, 2024 at 11:04 am | #

      I am definitely saving panel one Fuckface in case I ever need a gravatar.

  43. bcb
    bcb
    January 16, 2024 at 10:04 am | #

    Oh my Cheese Carla and Booster are a perfect duo.

  44. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    January 16, 2024 at 10:14 am | #

    Wish this strip could be a gif, like in Questionable Content some pages.

  45. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    January 16, 2024 at 10:28 am | #

    I’m betting she’s pretty hangry after all that time…

  46. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    January 16, 2024 at 11:17 am | #

    Booster *is* replacement Mike, but I like Booster more. Not quite as much of a direct contemptful asshole, but much more funny about it.

    • Firseal
      Firseal
      January 17, 2024 at 7:06 am | #

      Booster is an alternate company alternate component Mike. He fits in the same places the Mike component does, but he works differently, has different reviews on the cultural interpersonal circles website, and doesn’t take dimes.

      That said, I do not think any situation run through Mike would be the same as if it was run through Booster, even if Booster works in the same niche.

  47. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    January 16, 2024 at 3:30 pm | #

    So, is Booster going to formally introduce Carla to Charlie now or not?

  48. Lingo
    Lingo
    January 16, 2024 at 5:38 pm | #

    The longer they waited to tell her, the more heroic it became.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      January 16, 2024 at 9:25 pm | #

      Heroic in the sense that Booster realized how bad Carla’s retaliation will be the longer they waited.

      • Lingo
        Lingo
        January 17, 2024 at 6:02 pm | #

        Yep. That’s the joke.

  49. Morleuca
    Morleuca
    January 16, 2024 at 7:17 pm | #

    please tell me we aren’t jumping away again tomorrow

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 16, 2024 at 10:44 pm | #

      According to blurry patreon preview, i don’t think so?

  50. tunasammich
    tunasammich
    January 16, 2024 at 7:33 pm | #

    I really want Carla and Charlie to at least be friends lol

  51. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    January 16, 2024 at 9:23 pm | #

    I’m going to assume fuckface can bend space and time to appear were he is needed beacuse I can’t imagine the poor guy out in the cold. Also Booster you may have made a grave miscalculation.

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