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October 14, 2026

Safe place

by David M Willis on December 26, 2025 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – I'm the Problem, It's Me
└ Tags: asma

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 26, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    “oooooo lookie ^-^ bisexual light–”

    “THAT’S THE POLICE YOU IDIOT!!!”

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

    • nadamás
      nadamás
      December 26, 2025 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

      “Those aren’t even the right fucking colors!! “

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 26, 2025 at 1:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Really. What colors do you prefer for the purpose?

        • Kelli
          Kelli
          December 26, 2025 at 1:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Probably the colors of the bisexual flag.

    • anon
      anon
      December 26, 2025 at 1:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

      hope they have good lawyers/maybe raidah will be helpful for once

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      December 26, 2025 at 8:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Worst leather kink college meetup group ever.

  2. Dot
    Dot
    December 26, 2025 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Anyone for bowling, officers?

    • Bill Erak
      Bill Erak
      December 26, 2025 at 12:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

      oooh hey this reminded me of the bowling. This probably means she won’t be arrested… BUt It does little to reassure me about Sal’s fate if she hid A-G’s stuff in her closet.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 26, 2025 at 1:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I didn’t know bowling officers was an option.

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          December 26, 2025 at 3:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

          All Cops Are Bowlers

      • MyBlueBox
        MyBlueBox
        December 26, 2025 at 3:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Isn’t there someone who is/was convinced that Sal is AG?

        • Astariel
          Astariel
          December 26, 2025 at 10:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

          That would be Jennifer, but she doesn’t live in this hall and probably wouldn’t tell the cops anyway.

  3. Bill Erak
    Bill Erak
    December 26, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Asma, stay very still. Maybe their vision is based on movement!

    • nadamás
      nadamás
      December 26, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

      They certainly have the brain power of a long death scaley predator (no offense Dina)

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        December 26, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Dina would definitely take umbrage at the notion that T. rex didn’t have extremely acute senses, including eyesight.

        • DJTsurugi
          DJTsurugi
          December 26, 2025 at 12:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

          OH NO! Their vision is based on SIGHT! ~<3

          • Ray Radlein
            Ray Radlein
            December 26, 2025 at 12:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

            +1

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            December 26, 2025 at 12:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I mean even if that T. rex was outright blind it should have been able to smell them.

            • Adept
              Adept
              December 26, 2025 at 7:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

              And in reality the T-rex had eyes the size of oranges, widely apart and facing forward. That apex predator had _amazing_ vision.

              • Arquinsiel
                Arquinsiel
                December 26, 2025 at 11:52 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                The motion thing in that franchise is particularly funny because that’s how human eyes work and is actually an adaptation for seeing through camouflage patterning on animals.

      • Bill Erak
        Bill Erak
        December 26, 2025 at 12:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I take offense. I bet any dino would beat a cop in an IQ test

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          December 26, 2025 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

          IQ has always been bullshit, at least what’s become of it

          in the united states, the very concept only ever got as popular as it did outside of the relatively niche field of childrens educational psychology because it was used to disenfranchize people 👀

        • Getes
          Getes
          December 26, 2025 at 2:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

          I tested one once and it just started eating the paper. I wonder how the dinosaur would fare.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 26, 2025 at 3:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I don’t think they’d be able to eat the entire dinosaur.

            • Casi
              Casi
              December 26, 2025 at 11:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

              depends on the dinosaur. something like Compsagnathus i could see someone finish in a single sitting

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 26, 2025 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      “that only works in the movies”

      — Dina, rolling eyes

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        December 26, 2025 at 12:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Actually, dinosaur vision WAS based on movement.

        …. of photons.

    • Mustachio
      Mustachio
      December 26, 2025 at 10:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I think her hijab grants her immunity from consideration.

  4. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    December 26, 2025 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh god please don’t let them try to arrest Asma for either racism or being present at the protest

    …dammit they’re probably gonna try to arrest Asma

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 26, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      😭😭😭 🫂🫂🫂

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 26, 2025 at 12:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t think she’s the target, but it feels like long odds she’s going to go unbothered during this.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        December 26, 2025 at 12:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

        (Apologies for accidental report.)

        I also don’t think she’s going to be a major target (though this is still gonna majorly suck for her) , but that’s admittedly at least in part because I know she was woven into this storyline after it was already written.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          December 26, 2025 at 12:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The main thing is that it’s hard to make a bowling date if you’re being deported and I feel like that set-up is gonna pay-off

          • Giguioto
            Giguioto
            December 26, 2025 at 4:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Not to disagree with the legendary Thag Simmons, but we do know that Asma is still at her desk job in next storylines… So its safe to say our muslima escapes this, but dunno how unphased

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              December 27, 2025 at 2:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Fortunately, you do not disagree with me!

          • Rimwalker55
            Rimwalker55
            December 26, 2025 at 6:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Deportation shouldn’t be a problem. Only foreign born students are Ruth and Jason.

            Not to say some asshole won’t try it.

            • LR
              LR
              December 26, 2025 at 6:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Citizenship is no defense with some of the goons if you have more of a tan than they tolerate.

          • Adept
            Adept
            December 26, 2025 at 8:02 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I understand the US has succumbed to fascism and all that, but as far as we know Asma is a citizen, probably native born. Even now she couldn’t be ”deported”, surely.

            • John Campbell
              John Campbell
              December 26, 2025 at 9:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Well, no. When you grab an American citizen off the streets, hold them without due process, and deny that their birth certificate is valid, that’s just called ‘kidnapping”. If you then ship them to a slave camp in a country they have no connection to, it’s not “deportation”, it’s “human trafficking”.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 26, 2025 at 9:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

              1) I don’t think we have any evidence either way?
              2) It’s not legal, but it has happened. That’s one of the problems with skipping due process.

              • deliverything
                deliverything
                December 26, 2025 at 12:52 pm | # | Reply Report comment

                Regarding 2: this exactly. If you never get a chance to prove you’re a citizen, it doesn’t help much.

                • Jon
                  Jon
                  December 26, 2025 at 7:55 pm | #

                  Or when you do prove it, and ICE throws out all the paperwork you provide, claiming everything from your birth certificate to your REAL ID is “forged”. Which is an ongoing incident.

                • John Campbell
                  John Campbell
                  December 26, 2025 at 9:12 pm | #

                  Denying the legitimacy of American citizens’ birth certificates because they’re not white is literally MAGA’s founding principle!

                • Wizard
                  Wizard
                  December 27, 2025 at 4:06 am | #

                  Driver’s license? Birth certificate? Looks fake, we’re taking you in anyways.
                  I really wish I were making this up.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              December 26, 2025 at 9:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Look at some news about Chicago, some time.

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              December 27, 2025 at 2:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

              I genuinely wasn’t factoring in her citizenship. She could have lived her entire life in the states with birthright citizenship and still be at risk from some racist asshole with a badge and a quota

    • Cimorene
      Cimorene
      December 26, 2025 at 12:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Staying in a position of authority (behind the desk working for the college) is probably the safest place for Asma to stick around right now. Most emergency personnel ignored me when I worked at my front desk. I mostly dealt with allowing EMTs in and out when stidents drank too much. There was one day when an aunt was trying to find her niece and demanding I tell her what room or the girl’s phone number. I called the head RA and sneakily called the room of the girl who did not want her aunt there. The lady got escorted off property, but a cop came back to talk to the RA and I was there. The lady blew a 0.8 BAC. I was raised by alcoholics and had no idea the lady was drunk.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 26, 2025 at 12:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

        This might have been a good time to take a vacation, Asma.

        You were warned.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          December 26, 2025 at 12:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Almost makes you wonder how much Chloe knew

          Almost, I don’t think Chloe is that perceptive or subtle, but almost

      • Getes
        Getes
        December 26, 2025 at 2:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I think you mean .08, which is just a little intoxicated. I think 0.8 is enough to kill pretty much anyone.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          December 26, 2025 at 1:00 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Alternatively: some countries BAC measurement is per mille instead of percent. 0.8‰ = 0.08%.

        • Jay
          Jay
          December 27, 2025 at 5:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

          There are multiple BAC records of over 1.3%, and these people often survive. One was even reported to be totally aware and responsive.

          Yes, the LD50 for ethanol is supposed to be 0.4%.

          The metabolism of chronic alcoholics functions a little differently, it would seem.

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        December 26, 2025 at 9:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Yeah. I kinda alluded to this yesterday, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the campus cops look at Asma as more “hello, fellow staff member who knows what’s really happening here” and less as “brown woman bad”.

        Depending on whether A) they try to get any info about whatever they’re looking for from her, and B) how she responds.

    • asp55
      asp55
      December 26, 2025 at 12:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Or vandalism/destruction of a police barricade

  5. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    December 26, 2025 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

    well this is a problem

    • Jahu
      Jahu
      December 26, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

      [swaps the second and fourth letters of your name real quick]

      • DJTsurugi
        DJTsurugi
        December 26, 2025 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

        and suddenly I am reminded of the line from the Toonami Abridged Team4Star did “eww I said A cab” ~<3

      • Bajja
        Bajja
        December 26, 2025 at 12:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Nice

      • AbacusWizard
        AbacusWizard
        December 26, 2025 at 1:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

        took me way too long to realize you weren’t trying for some sort of “ack, a bus!” thing

        • Throwatron
          Throwatron
          December 26, 2025 at 8:31 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          To be fair, a wizard who just summoned speeding buses in the general direction of their target would be quite effective.

          • AbacusWizard
            AbacusWizard
            December 27, 2025 at 2:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Oof, that’s asking a lot… these days most of my magical power goes towards generating an aura that makes everyone in my vicinity better at math and physics.

  6. Morhek
    Morhek
    December 26, 2025 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

    This is going to end with Dorothy and Joyce INSISTING they be arrested, isn’t it?

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 26, 2025 at 12:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I predict that they will arrest Joyce when she gets insolent and toss her in a car before driving off while Dorothy watches in horror.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        December 26, 2025 at 8:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

        And then A-G will chase after to rescue Joyce from the paddywagon. Then the cops can try to nab her, having lured her. Good plan by the cops. (but they’re still cops so 0/5 stars no notes needed)

      • Stormtide Leviathan
        Stormtide Leviathan
        December 26, 2025 at 7:15 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I’m a big fan of this idea but I’m not sure the preview panels entirely support it

    • anon
      anon
      December 27, 2025 at 4:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

      maybe carla will call her aprents for a favor assuming they’d be willing to help out

  7. nadamás
    nadamás
    December 26, 2025 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Awfulness aside, Asma looks so cute in those first two panels!

  8. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    December 26, 2025 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

    please dont let them deport Asma

    please

    😖

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      December 26, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t think Willis would do that.

      I absolutely think the cops would, but I don’t think Willis would.

      • Nono
        Nono
        December 26, 2025 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

        We didn’t think Mike would actually die either, yet here we are.

        Granted the optics for having a character actually get deported would be way worse so I don’t think it would happen, but I’m not going to say ‘DEFINITELY NOT’ anymore.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 26, 2025 at 9:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

          While it would be kind of darkly funny after the setup, this isn’t an ICE raid.

          More practically, after the reaction to the protest, Willis committed to giving Asma a higher presence in the strip, which actually having her deported wouldn’t allow. I

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        December 26, 2025 at 12:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

        It would be more in-line for a deus ex machina that solves everything. That’s really how it seems like this universe ultimately works.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          December 26, 2025 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

          that be greek to me, pal :p

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 26, 2025 at 12:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’d say we have no evidence Asma wasn’t born here in the United States but, of course, that hasn’t stopped people from trying for all brown protestors.

      • Ray Radlein
        Ray Radlein
        December 26, 2025 at 12:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

        And succeeding! Dozens of citizens have been detained and some “deported”* already

        * You cannot, of course, “deport” someone born in the United States, but you can unlawfully kidnap them and send them to a foreign country

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      December 26, 2025 at 12:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Do we know that Asma’s from another country, or do we just think it doesn’t matter?

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 26, 2025 at 12:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Possibly both.

        Having a student visa would be another element of college life Willis could touch on.

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 26, 2025 at 1:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The cops seem to be ignoring her, so unless they find fence cutters in her room, she should be fine.

          • Embe13
            Embe13
            December 26, 2025 at 2:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

            i believe there was a conversation that the boltcutters were likely from the ra office or somewhere there abouts

          • Aquila
            Aquila
            December 26, 2025 at 5:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

            That bald cop seems to be pointing right at her though.

            … Is “bald” still PC on here? Or do we use “follically challenged”?

            • Embe13
              Embe13
              December 26, 2025 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              nah i think in bald as a descriptor is ok! (said as a man with waist length red hair)

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 26, 2025 at 9:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Maybe Jason will get deported. Though with his job as Robin’s TA, maybe his status is legitimate again?

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      December 26, 2025 at 9:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Said elsewhere, but in this particular case the campus cops seem pretty likely to treat her as “fellow staff member interested in the dorms being orderly, have you seen persons X Y or Z leave the building through here?” rather than “brown woman? Bad!”

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        December 26, 2025 at 9:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

        (although I suppose I agree that a lot of that depends on whether anyone saw her specifically and identifiably with those bolt cutters.)

        • John Campbell
          John Campbell
          December 26, 2025 at 7:17 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Don’t worry, they’re across the way arresting Nash for that.

  9. Dara
    Dara
    December 26, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    (;•́︿•̀ 😉

    • Dara
      Dara
      December 26, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      stupid auto-emojis

      ( ;•́︿•̀ ; )

  10. Morrison
    Morrison
    December 26, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    She looks so ready to start her day. I had no idea she enjoyed Center Desk duty that much

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 26, 2025 at 1:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She’s looking forward to bowling with Alice Sal.

      • Throwatron
        Throwatron
        December 26, 2025 at 8:35 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Wait, maybe Sal won’t get arrested in place of Amber, because if she did, she couldn’t show up for bowling and disappoint Asma? Hijinks wins out over fascism, just this once?

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      December 26, 2025 at 9:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      That is Customer Service Face. See How To Be a Werewolf for details.

  11. Nono
    Nono
    December 26, 2025 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Stay safe this holiday period (and any other time), y’all.

    • Zero
      Zero
      December 27, 2025 at 2:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

      It would be better to be dangerous.

  12. AshleyMagica
    AshleyMagica
    December 26, 2025 at 12:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Wow! I got a DAMN YOU WILLIS for Christmas!

  13. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    December 26, 2025 at 12:27 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Hmmm, they could be after anyone at the protest and seeing as Dorothy and Joyce are the face of the protest…..

    • ESM
      ESM
      December 26, 2025 at 12:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

      The protest was just some kids trespassing on school grounds. Now that it’s broken up finding who was at the protest is in the sweet spot of “unimportant” and “pain in the ass” where cops aren’t going to care.

      No, the cops are here for Amazi-Girl, because Amazi-Girl attacked a bunch of cops. That’s why Amber is the one person being tipped off.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        December 26, 2025 at 12:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

        They were trespassing on public property.

        • Clif
          Clif
          December 26, 2025 at 1:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

          The cads!

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        December 26, 2025 at 2:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

        And they were almost definitely seen with Amazi-Girl, even if the cops aren’t after them specifically they’ll almost definitely want to question them about Amazi-Girl.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 26, 2025 at 9:41 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Yeah, cops often arrest and sometimes even prosecute protestors on the spot. It’s pretty rare to track people down afterwards without something more than “you were at the protest we broke up” to aim for.

  14. Bryy
    Bryy
    December 26, 2025 at 12:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Is it season finale time ALREADY?

    Both a Christmas joke and an actual question.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 26, 2025 at 12:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I think we’re in mid-season status quo change time. Like how Becky’s arrival and the first toe-dad showdown was for the first season

      • Nono
        Nono
        December 26, 2025 at 3:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Yeesh, aren’t we still in January? The semester hasn’t even lasted two months.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 26, 2025 at 8:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Dumbing of Age season finale??

  15. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    December 26, 2025 at 12:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I assumed that this was all arranged by Puddinghead because she knew Asma was at the protest and would be aware of the police coming today because they’d expect the university cooperation. However, I’ve been informed that, and this came as a huge shock. My conspiracy theory that Chloe was evil on a horrifying level is…NOT substantiated by the text.

    I know, I was shocked.

    In fact, she may not be evil at all despite being an authority figure.

    :mind blown:

    In any case, this is a powerful story and wouldn’t work for a character other than Asma. I’m glad Willis has promoted her to main cast.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 26, 2025 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

      In a story about bad authority figures you do need to make space for well meaning but ultimately incompetent authority figures

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      December 26, 2025 at 4:37 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      So Chloe is puddinghead ?

      Is this a thing ?

    • anon
      anon
      December 27, 2025 at 4:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

      did she seem that malicious? she was encouraging asma to take some time to herself, someone who’d disapprove feels like they wouldn’t be able to hold back some passive aggressive jab that’d imply disapproval of her going

  16. Staszu13
    Staszu13
    December 26, 2025 at 12:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Asma: Oh no, it’s happened. They’re after me for “living while Muslim”

  17. Thing 2
    Thing 2
    December 26, 2025 at 12:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Cool long shot of the layout of the front desk and foyer. Pity it is full of raiding cops!
    Amber into the ceiling? Is that a thing?

    • Thing 2
      Thing 2
      December 26, 2025 at 12:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

      There is some unusual lighting effects in there. Would love to see what that’s all about. Cos I very much doubt that it is random. There is architecture causing it!

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        December 26, 2025 at 12:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

        police lights outside coming through the windows

  18. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    December 26, 2025 at 12:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

    OH SHI-

  19. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    December 26, 2025 at 12:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

    At least the cops aren’t masked.

  20. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    December 26, 2025 at 1:02 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Surely Asma will be fine if she just stays at her desk, right? And hopefully Amber manages to get out of there, if these cops are looking for her. I’m wondering how realistic Willis decided to make these cops behave compared to actual cops for this story arc. I don’t know what they’re like in other countries, but I don’t trust the cops here in America at all.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 26, 2025 at 1:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

      You can bet Asma knows to remain silent period, never ever talk to cops or assume they are interacting in good faith ever

      • yak
        yak
        December 26, 2025 at 4:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

        If by ‘remain silent period’ you mean actually not speaking to them in any capacity at all, that’s a losing strategy in pretty much all situations. It makes you a target. Just be polite, give vague answers, and don’t admit to anything.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 26, 2025 at 4:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t know what they’re like in other countries

      In other countries that don’t have a lot of corruption, cops are mostly harmless, but the job does attract authoritarians and extreme right-wingers who are itching to deport people. The job itself also teaches you that crime is everywhere and anyone could be a criminal.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        December 26, 2025 at 9:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

        In my homecountry, cops are harmless, mostly good natured people. They do end up retiring paranoid and looking for crime and criminals everywhere.
        What every American says abotu cops, my countrymen say about military people. That’s where the authoritarians and extreme right wingers end up in.
        Mostly because of the military dictatorship a few decades back, the people who wanted to help and protect ended up becoming cops, and the people who wanted to oppress and stomp down in the military.

    • LR
      LR
      December 26, 2025 at 6:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Are they cops or feds?

      • LR
        LR
        December 26, 2025 at 6:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

        On further thought, I think these are probably local cops, since their uniforms match, they aren’t masked, and they aren’t carrying assault rifles.

    • sickolesbian
      sickolesbian
      December 26, 2025 at 12:55 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      cops in other countries are also bad

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        December 26, 2025 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        i mean, you’re not wrong?

        it just tends to be offset by the fact that the US has consistently been at this whole other LEVEL of bad

      • yak
        yak
        December 26, 2025 at 6:42 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        They’re often bad in different ways and for different reasons

  21. Ray
    Ray
    December 26, 2025 at 1:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

    So yeah, basically Fuck ICE and the BrownShirt mindset that goes with it…

  22. Doribi
    Doribi
    December 26, 2025 at 1:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

    This is going to be an indiscriminate raid, arresting everyone who is darker in skin color or shows signs of injury (if specifically looking for Amazi-girl). Once again I shall channel the vibe that fits the most. ACAB

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 26, 2025 at 1:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Who knows what color she might be under that mask.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      December 26, 2025 at 4:02 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Only one Black Maria outside means they are not planning to arrest more than a dozen students at the absolute most. Only four cruisers means they are probably looking just for Amazi-Girl

      • Big Z
        Big Z
        December 26, 2025 at 9:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Concur — this is not enough cops for it to be some kind of indiscriminate racist roundup, and they’re not geared like “riot cop” or “fed”, but like “Local/IU cops”, meaning that they’re probably looking for bolt-cutters, Amazi-Girl, or both.

  23. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    December 26, 2025 at 2:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Just noticed, one of those officers has a bandage on his cheek, likely from fighting AG. I’m certain that his recent injuries will help him empathize with Amber due to HER recent injuries, and he will extend her every courtesy as a result.

    • Steamweed
      Steamweed
      December 26, 2025 at 8:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I love the fantasy world you live in. Got room for more?

  24. Polar
    Polar
    December 26, 2025 at 2:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Asma you gotta get the FUCK outta there. Also I’m reminded that Blaine had connections with the cops, so. Surely that won’t come up at all.

  25. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    December 26, 2025 at 2:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Poor Asma
    “Ah another peaceful day at the office.”
    Cops show up
    “Or Not.”

  26. Quinn
    Quinn
    December 26, 2025 at 2:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

    ‘I sure wish Amazi-Girl was here to send these thugs back.’ – The Student Body

  27. Dwampre Scorrigank
    Dwampre Scorrigank
    December 26, 2025 at 3:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

    “You act on no-one’s behalf, do you?
    You attack this person for no reason but your own.

    You’re nothing.”

  28. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    December 26, 2025 at 3:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

    On the second day of Christmas, dear Willis gave to me,
    Two pairs of cops,
    And a reminder that ACAB!

  29. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    December 26, 2025 at 5:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

    They are absolutely here looking for Amber and she doesn’t have time to bail. Here’s that tension you were looking for.

    • Rimwalker55
      Rimwalker55
      December 26, 2025 at 7:01 am | # | Reply Report comment

      If they were looking for Amber, they would have four guys serving an arrest warrant. This looks more like a containment and search for a violent cosplayer, female, 5’2″, brunette.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 26, 2025 at 9:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

        They may know that Amber is Amazi-Girl, but they certainly don’t know that Amber isn’t Amazi-Girl.

  30. Xccj
    Xccj
    December 26, 2025 at 5:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

    “We’re looking for someone who is always carrying bolt cutters around.”

  31. Adept
    Adept
    December 26, 2025 at 7:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I felt that expression. Ouch.

  32. Spriteless Aunty
    Spriteless Aunty
    December 26, 2025 at 8:00 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Christ on a stick! when I first saw the guy in front of Asma’s counter I thought he had a gun out

  33. YourCousinJay
    YourCousinJay
    December 26, 2025 at 8:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I cant believe Willis would do this.

    I cannot. believe. Willis would do this.

    And after I specifically requested it no less! The bastard!!

    (Poor Asma, please be safe…)

  34. Garry
    Garry
    December 26, 2025 at 9:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Obligatory ACAB

  35. thejeff
    thejeff
    December 26, 2025 at 9:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

    From a legal point of view: Do the police have the right to search (or even enter?) the dorm without a warrant? If not, who’s supposed to demand they present one? Asma, in this situation?

    They could get permission from the school I assume even without a warrant, but someone on the scene would have to know about that, right?

    Obviously, cops don’t always follow the rules, but what is the process supposed to be here?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 26, 2025 at 10:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Normally, what they’re supposed to do in this situation is walk toward the nearest lake, and then keep walking once they reach the water. It’s called the Anticlea Maneuver.

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      December 26, 2025 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I mentioned yesterday, but back when I was in college my school had a similar setup that IU appears to (where the “campus police” are a real police force, but also “campus security”), so you’d get situations where a cop would be wearing his metaphorical “campus security, part of residence life and thus basically the landlord” hat, then he’d “smell smoke so it’s an emergency” and pop a door to find a kid with weed, and immediately switch to his “actual badged police” hat who now has seen a person “doing drugs in public”.

      At which point it becomes a matter of how the local judges take it unless you have the money to appeal it up.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      December 26, 2025 at 2:01 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      My assumption and this is a laymen is that the school has complete ownership of the dorm and there’s no assumption of privacy or expectation that they can’t be searched at will.

      Certainly, though, there’s plenty of reason to get a warrant with the assaults on an officer and past history of assaults. If they know Amber is Amazi-Girl’s body, they also have past assault with a deadly weapon.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 26, 2025 at 2:08 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        But that’s kind of a different question: Even if the school has ownership and can allow searches at will, that’s not the same as the police themselves doing so. They’d need authorization from the school, even if they didn’t need individual warrants, right?
        Or is it that since they’re part of the university, they can do whatever anyway? Somehow I don’t think that would fly if they wanted to search a Dean’s office, even if it does for students.

        • C.T Phipps
          C.T Phipps
          December 26, 2025 at 3:55 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          I guess I view the warmongering university that was against the protests as being all for the cops on campus and thus have given their permission with gusto.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 26, 2025 at 2:12 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        They definitely have good reason to get a warrant for Amazi-Girl. This isn’t even abuse of police power. It’s not even a huge show of force – possibly less than I’d expect if they’re coming to arrest the vigilante who was beating up multiple squads in riot gear a couple days ago.

      • Stormtide Leviathan
        Stormtide Leviathan
        December 26, 2025 at 7:21 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        That’s basically what the Dean said to Roz way back when she filmed her sex tape with Joe

    • Dot
      Dot
      December 26, 2025 at 2:28 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      IANAL but my understanding is that dorm rooms are considered private residences for fourth amendment purposes and they would need a warrant probable cause to conduct a search of any individual dorm room.

    • esolo
      esolo
      December 26, 2025 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I’ve said this elsewhere as well, but much like a guest at a hotel, see, e.g., Stoner v. California, 376 U.S. 483, 490 (1964); United States v. Allen, 106 F.3d 695, 698 (6th Cir. 1997) (citing Hoffa v. United States, 385 U.S. 293, 301 (1966)), a student in a dorm room almost certainly still enjoys some degree of 4th Amendment protections in their dorm, based on their reasonable expectation of privacy therein. “The Fourth Amendment protects people, not places.” Katz v. United States, 389 U.S. 347, 351 (1967).

    • anon
      anon
      December 27, 2025 at 4:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

      not that it’s stopped ppl before, idk how many ppl will pull out their phones and record tho

  36. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 26, 2025 at 10:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Look at those brave heroes
    Boldly walking into a building
    And pointing at stuff
    Oh hey, they all have guns
    They should put those in their mouths
    Just for the flavor
    Just for the nutrients

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      December 26, 2025 at 8:44 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      i was told that long foods that taste like smoke were manly foods. come on, boys, aren’t you men???

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        December 26, 2025 at 11:59 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Men really love sucking cocks dipped in ashes.

  37. Andy
    Andy
    December 26, 2025 at 10:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Students rent their rooms. The university is the landlord. Betting the leasing contract gives the university the right to invite cops in or inspect the premises without notice.

    Asmah is rightly worried but probably not the original target. But she was seen in close contact with AG. While the kissing protesters were kinda generic teens, Asmah stands out in a crowd. That would make her a possible associate or co-conspirator of AG’s.

    • Mitzi B.
      Mitzi B.
      December 26, 2025 at 11:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I really like the composition of the third panel, how it shows the whole hall as an indicator that Asma’s looking up from her desk and noticing the commotion that’s going on.

      I’m gonna be pretty mad if Asma gets in trouble, though. Looks like everyone will be mad about that.

      • Mitzi B.
        Mitzi B.
        December 26, 2025 at 11:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

        (sorry, that wasn’t supposed to be a reply.)

        Regarding your comment, yeah I think the university is doing something hinky where they can ‘consent to a search’ of a bunch of student dorms without letting the students know.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 26, 2025 at 2:01 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          Seems to me they would have to let some school official on the scene know though. In the apparent absence of anyone else, should Asma be asking for a search warrant?

          • Dot
            Dot
            December 26, 2025 at 2:30 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            The university would probably be able to grant the police entry into the residence hall, but any searches of actual dorm rooms would need a warrant or voluntary consent.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 26, 2025 at 8:07 pm | # | Reply Report comment

              Sure, but they’ve actually got to grant access right? People shouldn’t just be assuming they’ve been given it because they rolled up and walked in.

              Like, come in with a university official in tow or some kind of paperwork. Or obviously and preferably, a warrant. Which, assuming they’re after Amazi-Girl and have any evidence at all, would be a slam dunk. The only real question is how broad could it be.

    • esolo
      esolo
      December 26, 2025 at 2:29 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Much like a guest at a hotel, see, e.g., Stoner v. California, 376 U.S. 483, 490 (1964); United States v. Allen, 106 F.3d 695, 698 (6th Cir. 1997)(Citing Hoffa v. United States, 385 U.S. 293, 301 (1966), a student in a dorm room almost certainly still enjoys some degree of 4th Amendment protections in their dorm, based on their reasonable expectation of privacy therein. “The Fourth Amendment protects people, not places.” Katz v. United States, 389 U.S. 347, 351 (1967).

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 26, 2025 at 3:05 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        One wonders what the warrent says.

      • Doopyboop
        Doopyboop
        December 26, 2025 at 5:53 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        I’m going completely off of memory here because I think in one of my criminal justice courses we discussed something like this; anything that is part of the dorm room is fit to be searched, such as the bed, the desk, the closet, because those are things that belong to the university. However, if the student has a backpack or purse, that would technically be considered the student’s personal belonging that doesn’t belong to the university and might not be able to be searched without a warrant granting access to it.

        • esolo
          esolo
          December 27, 2025 at 2:02 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          I don’t think that would be true for hotel rooms, which was a topic of discussion in one of my criminal law classes, but I admit we did not talk specifically about dorm rooms, so idk. My instinct is that the general rule is that when you are paying to use a room like a place you live in, and not just like, staying in the guest room at your Aunt Sue’s, you have a reasonable expectation of privacy in that room’s storage spaces like closets, desk drawers, etc.

          Like, if I’m renting an apartment, the landlord can’t give the police consent to search as some kind of proxy for my consent (I mean they can, but Fourth Amendment stuff would come into play for sure). Similarly, if I’m just renting a room in somebody’s house, I still don’t think the police can come search the closet of that room without a warrant, even if the landlord/owner gives them permission to search the rest of the house. I think hotel rooms and dorm rooms should work similarly in that regard.

          On the other hand, if I learned one thing in law school it’s that the law is often counterintuitive so…*shrug.emoji*.

  38. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    December 26, 2025 at 1:41 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    This is certainly a Way to thin out the series cast.

  39. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    December 26, 2025 at 2:05 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Here me OUT: Arrest the ENTIRE cast, and put them in jail
    Like seinfeld.
    COMIC OVER.

    Then he can start new ones, Hoosier Jail Blues, Trial of the Century. Finally: sweater vest is the New Black.

  40. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    December 26, 2025 at 3:05 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    … oh, they’re not after Amazi-Girl, thry’re after Joyce and Dorothy.
    Because they’re the face of the movement now.

  41. ElderlyMarxist
    ElderlyMarxist
    December 26, 2025 at 4:04 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    oh my god my poor girl

  42. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    December 26, 2025 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    I wonder who they’re really after? Amazi-Girl/Amber would be the logical target, but Willis could also have the cops target someone utterly innocuous to make the situation absurd.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      December 26, 2025 at 4:32 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I suspect they are after Jocelyn ! They might even think Joyce is Jocelyn.
      There is no way they will know she is a former student

    • anon
      anon
      December 27, 2025 at 4:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

      well other than joyce/dorothy being on the cover i assume other pics were taken if joyce’s dad was able to get a pic of jocelyn

  43. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    December 26, 2025 at 4:35 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Does anyone think Tony might have narced?

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      December 26, 2025 at 6:23 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Not even a thought that crossed my mind no.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 26, 2025 at 7:48 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I’d have to remember Tony in the first place.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 26, 2025 at 7:58 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      If he did, sorry to say Sarah, but boyfriend or not, snitches get stitches, period

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      December 26, 2025 at 9:20 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      Tony has big cop energy, but I don’t think he could possibly be a narc, because I don’t think he actually knows anything he could narc about. He’s only just become peripherally involved with the group, and I don’t think he’s ever even met Amber.

    • anon
      anon
      December 27, 2025 at 4:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

      even as the dean’s son i don’t think he’d necessarily have too strong of a political opinion

  44. Pharmadan
    Pharmadan
    December 26, 2025 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Dina and Charlie need to start evading folks. Maybe stashing them in that bank vault until the raid is done

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      December 26, 2025 at 10:06 pm | # | Reply Report comment

      I am really worried about them both honestly,

      cops aren’t exactly known to be nice to mentally disabled folk

      TT~TT

    • anon
      anon
      December 27, 2025 at 4:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

      well, idk how much charlie was part of things but maybe if they all link arms with them they’ll blend in

      • Pharmadan
        Pharmadan
        December 27, 2025 at 10:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

        My overzealous auto correct mucked up. It was supposed to be evacuating not evading

    • Pharmadan
      Pharmadan
      December 27, 2025 at 10:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Ack it was supposed to be evacuating not evading

  45. Handley Ramirez
    Handley Ramirez
    December 28, 2025 at 3:27 pm | # | Reply Report comment

    Hey, is that a shark beneath a flying motorcycle? Let’s find out.

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