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October 20, 2026

Right to privacy

by David M Willis on January 16, 2026 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – I'm the Problem, It's Me
└ Tags: mandy, mary, meredith, rachel, sarah, tony

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  1. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    January 16, 2026 at 12:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

    X~X

    smh

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Yeah….don’t trust Tony. I’m finally on board with that.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2026 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

      He’s been too perfect up ’til now, especially for a Star Football Player and son of the Dean.

      • Nono
        Nono
        January 16, 2026 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

        He gets up at like 5am to do sports, he can’t be perfect.

        • darkoneko
          darkoneko
          January 16, 2026 at 12:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

          so did Dorothy and we saw where that went

          • Clif
            Clif
            January 16, 2026 at 12:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Fair point.

            Though it’s possible that he meant that he hopes they found what they were looking for so they go away and don’t come back.

        • Furie
          Furie
          January 16, 2026 at 5:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

          5am? But that’s snuggly bed time. Only drug dealers and gas station attendants are up then.

          • ResRam
            ResRam
            January 16, 2026 at 11:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I would encourage you to buy a days pass for any metropolitian mass transit system and browse around the hours between 4 an 6 one weekday.
            You´ll witness buses and trams full of tired people on their way to work. Far more than night-people and partiers getting home
            Plenty working folk who have to be on duty around 7 are up and commuting at five.

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        January 16, 2026 at 8:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

        As a football star and son of the dean, it’s likely any interaction he’s ever had with cops was neutral or positive. As such, it’s entirely possible he’s just a little oblivious rather than evil.

        • elebenty
          elebenty
          January 16, 2026 at 11:43 am | # | Reply Report comment

          never contribute to malice that which is probably obliviousness

    • Dara
      Dara
      January 16, 2026 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

      to wit: goddammit

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      January 16, 2026 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Yeah, he just shot down my list of characters hard

      Right now he is below even Mary for me. Which probably won’t stick forever but the fact it happened at all…

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      January 16, 2026 at 12:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m less “ugh, Tony’s a bad” and more “Tony’s a privileged straight-white-cis-probably-straight-dude that doesn’t fully grasp the politics of cops as a teenager-early-20s-guy”.

      …mostly because I was a fair bit like that when I was his age. I absolutely both-sidesed my colleges Muslim Student Union and Zionist club (yes, Zionists were in their club’s name) when I was in college, and I was a fucking idiot.

      Don’t get me wrong, I’m not waving a “TONY DID NOTHING WRONG” flag, just that he’s more “dumbass” than “jackass” here. If you’re not overtly harmed by The System, you have fewer reasons to question it, so its easier to give it a pass.

      But, again, to stress: This is “explaining”, not “excluding”. Tony needs to get a big-ass clue, no question about it.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        January 16, 2026 at 12:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Sorry, meant to say:

        This is “explaining”, not “exonerating”.

        …for some reason, my alcohol intake has ticked up a few degrees in the last few weeks. Funny that.

        • Amós Batista
          Amós Batista
          January 16, 2026 at 4:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

          no no no, you’re right
          In this case, alcohol helped you

      • Sharizard
        Sharizard
        January 16, 2026 at 4:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Yeah, probably more this than anything. Tony’s feels like he’s in that extremely privileged but means well category. Think a realistic Clark Kent of sorts. He probably inherently believes in the police and the institutions because he’s never gotten wronged by them directly, and assumes the massive injustices to be the bad eggs in the system rather than the problems with the system itself.

        Youcan see this with his reaction to Incelerator. Paul isn’t a symptom of a larger problem. He’s just being an idiot and needs some sense slapping into him.

        Tony feels like the type of guy who, were he to see the cop trying to arrest Joyce for simply being near a protest, would try to stop that cop, only to be utterly baffled when the other cops started dog-pilling him for ‘resisting arrest’.

      • Aquila
        Aquila
        January 16, 2026 at 6:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I read it as “If they found what they were looking for, at least they won’t come back.”
        … This reflex of mine to put a positive spin on things is a real buzzkill sometimes.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          January 16, 2026 at 8:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Eh, better than the reflexive negativity and judgment that’s so common here.

    • Nono
      Nono
      January 16, 2026 at 12:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Do we trust Tony or Asher more

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        January 16, 2026 at 12:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

        To do what they say? Tony.

        To do what is right? …yeah, probably Asher.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        January 16, 2026 at 12:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Tony, but more because Asher has the greater capacity to cause harm than anything else.

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 16, 2026 at 12:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Asher is more dangerous. He has a sense of humor.

          Look what it did to Sal.

    • butting
      butting
      January 16, 2026 at 1:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Would he follow all his teammates into ICE though, that’s the question.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 1:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

      wouldn’t want him to be a gary stu but i imagine it’d be nuanced versus him ending up full maga considering he found that incelearator guy as obnoxious as everyone else

    • Bongoplush
      Bongoplush
      January 16, 2026 at 5:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t think he’s actively malicious, just very unplugged from these very serious issues that if he WAS more invested in he could make a big difference in, he “hopes they find what there looking for” because all he cares about is them leaving faster because there annoying to him, I don’t think he’ll become the next big villain, but hes apathetic to the situation to a destructive degree

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 16, 2026 at 7:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Sorry, everyone. Wish I hadn’t been right about that.

      Waitaminit, does that make ME the narc?

    • Adept
      Adept
      January 16, 2026 at 10:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Tony is a man of the system.

  3. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    ooh Sarah has a good idea what they were looking for…

    • Gizen
      Gizen
      January 16, 2026 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Maybe? Though I wouldn’t be surprised if she didn’t. Sarah has expressed mistrust of the police before and, considering the experiences the average black american has with them, probably has good reason not to want them to succeed in their search regardless of whatever it was they’re looking for.

      • darkoneko
        darkoneko
        January 16, 2026 at 12:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

        fair

      • ololo-518
        ololo-518
        January 16, 2026 at 3:59 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I dunno if Joyce messaged her or phoned her, but if the former, she could read that and have some idea, what happend

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      January 16, 2026 at 4:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Maybe she skimmed her text messages at some point since the last time we saw her.

    • Furie
      Furie
      January 16, 2026 at 5:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Wasn’t she one of the people Dorothy text to move the costume?

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      January 16, 2026 at 8:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Unfortunately, so does Tony.

  4. Blibdoolpoolp
    Blibdoolpoolp
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    A wedge between Sarah and Tony appears to be forming, kinda makes sense considering his whole “son of the dean” position.

    • Pocky
      Pocky
      January 16, 2026 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

      there was always the chance, given his relation to the one’s who probably okay’d the raid.

  5. Nono
    Nono
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I had a jump scare in panel 4 before I realized that from a distance and when you’re half paying attention, Tony looks like a buff, broad Mike with curly hair.

    • Betsumei
      Betsumei
      January 16, 2026 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Wasn’t just me. Good.

    • Radiance
      Radiance
      January 16, 2026 at 12:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Now that you’ve said it, it almost looks like his hair is leaning forward in that panel specifically, just to cause that effect.

      • Stormtide Leviathan
        Stormtide Leviathan
        January 16, 2026 at 12:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

        The physics-defying hair lives again

  6. Shade
    Shade
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Ah here we go, now maybe we’ll see some more about tony.

  7. Pocky
    Pocky
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    girl has a “work” folder

  8. EpochFlame
    EpochFlame
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    wonder if this will cause issue between sarah and tony

  9. Bill Erak
    Bill Erak
    January 16, 2026 at 12:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Good moment to remember Tony is the son of the dean, lives pretty luxuriously and is probably not the most leftist guy around. Just saying.

    • Hastur
      Hastur
      January 16, 2026 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

      These things don’t necessarily correlate. I’m the son of a former dean of a nearby major state university, grew up living reasonably luxuriously, and if I was any more left-leaning, I’d need a crutch.

      • Bill Erak
        Bill Erak
        January 16, 2026 at 12:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Well I’m happy you turned out alright, but power + influence + money don’t usually produce very socially aware kids.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          January 16, 2026 at 12:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

          That, in and of itself, seems a bit closed minded.

          • Bill Erak
            Bill Erak
            January 16, 2026 at 12:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

            “OH NO WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE POOR RICH POWERFUL KIDS?!?!?!?”

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              January 16, 2026 at 12:57 am | # | Reply Report comment

              “OH NO. SOMEONE DEIGNS TO ASSERT THAT MAYBE I SHOULDN’T MAKE SWEEPING JUDGEMENT ABOUT PEOPLE. THAT’S SO HAAAAARD WAAAH!!!!! IF I CAN’T SWEEP PEOPLE INTO CONVENIENT BOXES AND USE THAT TO BE JUDGEMENTAL AND RUDE HOW WILL I SURVIVE!!!! THE ONLY WAY FOR ME TO CONTINUE EXISTING IS TO BE CATTY AND RUDE TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE I’VE DETERMINED TO BE THE BAD GUYS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE MEAN BUT DON’T WANNA BE CALLED OUT ON IT. OH GOSH WOE IS ME!!!

              • Bill Erak
                Bill Erak
                January 16, 2026 at 1:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Are you seriously trying to imply the rich and powerful are not, in most cases, conservative assholes? I would like to know where you live and move there, if that’s the case.

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  January 16, 2026 at 2:03 am | #

                  o3o My point is it’s wrong to make assumptions about somebody due to their financial position, especially one beyond their control. Someone expressed that they’re in a similar situation to Tony and you said “Well I’m happy you turned out alright, but” like…it comes across as really condescending. You might as well have said “You’re one of the good ones”.

                • Bill Erak
                  Bill Erak
                  January 16, 2026 at 8:02 am | #

                  Believe it or not, I’m not obligated to coddle someone with a lot of privilege just because the truth about their station makes them uncomfortable. They’re not like that? Good! Most of the others are.

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  January 16, 2026 at 10:18 am | #

                  And I guess I’m not obligated to coddle someone who wants to make sweeping judgements. Like…it’d be pretty shitty for me to mention that theres also a high amount of low income groups that are also incredibly close minded, conservative and vote against their best interest but I would never say “oh poor people are usually conservative” despite me having plenty of experience seeing trump signs in trailer parks.

                  Because I know thats not the full picture.
                  Because I know its reductive to narrow a person down to a single feature of their station.
                  Because I know theres ways to talk to and about people that doesn’t employ the same tools and rhetoric as oppressors.

                  You want progress? Treat people like people and not statistics that you can point at to make a decision on whether or not theyre a good person.

            • Clif
              Clif
              January 16, 2026 at 1:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

              And even more so.

              Historically, young people with privilege have had the breathing space in which develop progressive ideals. Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt come to mind. Colleges known for their strong student activism and progressive environments, such as UC Santa Cruz, University of Vermont, UC Berkeley, and Vassar College are seldom those intended primarily for low-income students.

              • Bill Erak
                Bill Erak
                January 16, 2026 at 1:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Crazy that americans think rich-people colleges are the only ones producing left wing people. Like teh rest of the world doesn’t have free colleges with an even higher output of left wing people.

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  January 16, 2026 at 2:06 am | #

                  Nobody said that at all actually. Or even implied it. Don’t use words like “only ones” like that because it feels you’re intentionally misrepresenting their point.

                • Bill Erak
                  Bill Erak
                  January 16, 2026 at 8:03 am | #

                  It’s sort of what was implied. “rich people get to read more so they’re actually more progressive” and then naming a buncha expensive colleges.

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  January 16, 2026 at 10:24 am | #

                  Because its contesting the idea that well off people are inherently usually conservative. Simply pointing out many affluent colleges are also known to have large populations of leftist students isnt at all saying that that is the only place to become “more progressive”. Just that the logic of the original assertion is flawed.

              • ResRam
                ResRam
                January 16, 2026 at 11:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

                Thats one of the many inconsistencies in larger social politics movements.
                The reformist or even revolutionary movements are very often stuffed with upper-class kids who you would usually assume to be status quo, since the profit from it.
                Che Guevara was a doctor from a rich home, Lenin´s parents, while from serf families, had found their way into the upper class with his dad being a physiacian and growing up in a villa and getting sent to uni. Engels, Pol Pot, Castro, none of them came from the working class.

                Not cynically saying the pooor plebes cant run their own liberation struggle. But it is not a rare pattern to find “worker movements” led by bosses sons who went to foreign uni.
                I´m still rather sure that growing up in privilege is more likely to form people into snobs imagining their superiority. The experiences we make form our understanding of reality.
                Buts it is far from a rule.

            • Adept
              Adept
              January 16, 2026 at 11:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Funny thing Bill Erak, being working class or growing up poor is absolutely no guarantee of having empathy or caring about equality. All the “champagne socialist” taunts can miss the mark very badly.

              People who are fairly secure in their future tend to be the ones who do serious political thought.

          • Meagan
            Meagan
            January 16, 2026 at 1:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

            I literally want to be friends with you IRL. I appreciate your kindness and humanity.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              January 16, 2026 at 1:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

              😛 thanks. Now I feel bad it happened in a comment chain where I mockingly crashed out a bit.

              • Adept
                Adept
                January 16, 2026 at 11:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

                You’re good Yotomoe, IMO you were very patient there.

        • AMagicalDuck
          AMagicalDuck
          January 16, 2026 at 1:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Everyone’s jumping you when this is objectively correct. It is not closed minded to point out that privileged people are often unaware of their privilege

          • Fuzzy
            Fuzzy
            January 16, 2026 at 3:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Literally any situation will “often” produce people who lack extrospection and awareness of others’ life experiences. Because people are often like that. “Usually” is a much stronger word than “often”.

            • Hilen
              Hilen
              January 16, 2026 at 10:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

              This isn’t true. It’s just washing down context and terms for the sake of argument/arguing. In the first place, a couple of people in this thread keep mentioning “young rich-raised” folk that turned out “alright” or “more leftist than others” in order to highlight that others are incorrect, but the examples are all from past generations. This is disingenious in that it sets an inaccurate standard, because societies have changed in different ways over the years and acceptable and unacceptable behaviour on different social levels has switched with that as well. I admit ignorance about what I will forward next, but a more precise way to question this would be to grab the number of CURRENT rich youth (worldwide, in a specific country, depends on your intent) and compare the number of those who are socially-aware and are actively engaged in improving people’s lives or enacting social change (yes, this is broad, but only one may suffice, I just don’t like the term “leftist” as in my country it is a very muddied label altogether) VS those who don’t.
              I don’t know the results, but if they were to show that more rich young fit the second category rather than the first one, that would mean that AMagicalDuck and BillErak were not mistaken in their assessment of reality.
              Sorry if I seem to have gotten fancy with the words, it wasn’t my intent but when I try to go for “clarity” my brain goes for this.

        • Kyulen
          Kyulen
          January 16, 2026 at 3:04 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Some rich kids grow up to be spoiled rich adults, but others become very leftist as they grow up. For example, Friedrich Engels was born into a rich family, and he ended up writing the Communist Manifesto and several similar works with Karl Marx.

        • Embe13
          Embe13
          January 16, 2026 at 12:03 pm | # | Reply Report comment

          this on its own is a definite case of why all prejudices need to be rigorously evaluated and worked against. what sell papers/gets clicks does not represent the truth of the world itself, children born in privilege who go onto live life in a sociatally beneficial manner do not make headlines, the get buried in human interest stories, if they get any coverage at all. or if they do make headlines it is not for having lived a life devoted to charity, but for large public donations.

          and this is coming from someone who firmly believes in the equitable ditribution of societies bounty to the level that there is no job/occupation/product creation that deserves earning more than $1 million per year. ZERO jobs, i do not care if you invented a product that sold 10 billion units (literally the only way i feel to justify earnings greater than 1 mill per annum is to have been born in the woods, and develop your own concrete to build your roads your self, make your own forge from scratch, mine the raw materials your self and such, otherwise what you have done is impossible without reaping the benefits of civilization that others have built.)

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 1:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

      i wonder how much deans get paid, other than his injury i’d think he was good enough to get in on a football scholarship (tho i wonder if ppl in similar situations ‘rebel’ by going to a diff college, now that i think about it i dont’ think i’ve met anyone’s kids in school/classmates whose parents also worked in the school)

  10. apocryphascribe
    apocryphascribe
    January 16, 2026 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Ah, there’s the other shoe dropping on Tony, finally.

    • MK15
      MK15
      January 16, 2026 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      He appears to live with a fair degree of privilege, so it’s going to take a learning experience to deprogram an inherent trust/faith in authority figures.

  11. Nono
    Nono
    January 16, 2026 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Okay what is Rachel’s problem today, what’s her beef with Mandy

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2026 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t think anything in specific, she’s just getting a dig in at her for naivety.

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        January 16, 2026 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Rachel is very cynical. She’d probably be friends with Raidah, but something tells me she’s not far enough up the food chain to attract Raidah’s interest.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          January 16, 2026 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Nah, I think Rachel and Raidah are too much alike to tolerate each other’s company.

          • Abel Undercity
            Abel Undercity
            January 16, 2026 at 6:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

            OK, now they HAVE to meet! Dueling self-righteousness at dawn!

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          January 16, 2026 at 12:36 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Prolly not but it’d be mad funny

        • anon
          anon
          January 16, 2026 at 1:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

          considering she thinks ppl aren’t capable if change i wonder i fshe has any actual friends. if not “oh i cut off my family a long time ago” (which, plenty of ppl are in the right to do so, but still)

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            January 16, 2026 at 7:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

            She and her mom seemed to get along

          • Bryy
            Bryy
            January 16, 2026 at 7:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

            Yeah, her entire attitude is totes that of someone who thinks they are the only person who knows anything.

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      January 16, 2026 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t think she has beef with Mandy in this strip. She is making sardonic commentary about how naive it is to think they have a right to privacy when they’re in the college dorms. The students DO have a right to privacy but the college is basically an overpaid landlord and what they say goes which means if their rooms need to be searched…

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        January 16, 2026 at 4:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Ah, now that I read your comment, I repent what I’ve written, because you makes more sense.

        I also feels like college dorms are often raided

        • Doopyboop
          Doopyboop
          January 16, 2026 at 4:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

          It’s definitely one of those things that are often exploited. I remember taking a juvenile justice system class and we discussed a trial regarding a student’s backpack being searched while it was in a locker at a high school and whether it was legal. Right to privacy was brought up, but it was ultimately decided that because her school had ‘reasonable suspicion’ that she had contraband in her backpack, then right to privacy or not, the school was allowed to search her. If you’re curious to read up, it’s New Jersey vs T.L.O. I’m thinking the college’s logic in this case is that, since a student “attacked” cops during a protest, then they have reasonable suspicion to search suspected students and find who did it so they can face “judgement”.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            January 16, 2026 at 7:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

            If there was “reasonable suspicion” to suspect an individual student, that would be one thing, but this seems to have been a broad sweep through at least the entire floor, which would generally put it outside that cases logic.

            High school lockers and college dorm rooms are also not necessarily given the same expectation of privacy.

            This also assumes it was a school decision rather than a police one.

            • Doopyboop
              Doopyboop
              January 16, 2026 at 7:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

              Very true.

    • Bill Erak
      Bill Erak
      January 16, 2026 at 12:07 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Just making fun of her for thinking she has any rights in the face of a bunch of embarrassed cops

    • Stormtide Leviathan
      Stormtide Leviathan
      January 16, 2026 at 12:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t think this is her having a problem with Mindy, I think this is just a snarky comment about how cops will happily ignore any and all rights and privacy

  12. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    January 16, 2026 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Yes, Mary, I’m sure you would like all of them to search your drawers.

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      January 16, 2026 at 6:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

      *snrk*

  13. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    January 16, 2026 at 12:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Yeah, no one thinks Mary just made a double entendre.

  14. Hastur
    Hastur
    January 16, 2026 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Is that the first cracks in the hull of the good ship Sarahtonin I see?

    • Radiance
      Radiance
      January 16, 2026 at 12:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’d call Tony’s remark about “unseemliness” the first crack, even if it went under Sarah’s head at the time.

      • Drew Hargrave
        Drew Hargrave
        January 16, 2026 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

        When was that again?

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          January 16, 2026 at 1:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-16/01-not-so-smooth-criminals/unseemly/

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      January 16, 2026 at 4:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

      haha Sarahtonin
      It sounds like serotonin

  15. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    January 16, 2026 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Good reason to always smear everything in your drawers with nuru gel to really fuck up all the folks pawing through them

  16. Cholma
    Cholma
    January 16, 2026 at 12:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Mary is proud to have “Indiana’s finest in her *drawers*”. Okay, so Mary has a kink for cops. Got it. ;p

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2026 at 12:09 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I don’t know if I want to square that with the theory that Mary Bradford is related to the Officer Bradford who shot Blaine.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        January 16, 2026 at 12:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Are we allowed to mention that here when his last name has only been given in a Patreon strip?

        To be clear this is not me being tongue-in-cheek, I am genuinely unclear on this point, would welcome Willis’ input

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 16, 2026 at 1:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

          It’s been mentioned before.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 16, 2026 at 12:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

      A certified Badge Bunny.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        January 16, 2026 at 7:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Heh, it’s TIL time.

        Then again I didn’t know what a Puck Bunny was before I read Check, Please.

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 16, 2026 at 6:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Have you ever seen a right-winger who didn’t?

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        January 16, 2026 at 7:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

        It’s hard to find fresh reasons to not like Mary but this is a new one.

  17. Cassie
    Cassie
    January 16, 2026 at 12:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Yes Rachel we get it, cops and the government will do their best to ignore the right to privacy. That doesn’t mean it’s not enshrined in law. Maybe chill a bit?

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      January 16, 2026 at 7:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Rachel can’t chill. That would mean assuming other people can have opinions.

  18. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    January 16, 2026 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Wow. Tony. You somehow made me hate you more than I hate Mary

    Impressive

  19. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    January 16, 2026 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Yeah, we knew Tony is hopelessly square

    • Fuzzy
      Fuzzy
      January 16, 2026 at 3:39 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Don’t body shame!

  20. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    January 16, 2026 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Mary doesn’t need to worry. Drawing naked pictures of Jesus is legal. Or Mack Bolan. Or whoever it is she draws naked pictures of.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      January 16, 2026 at 12:12 am | # | Reply Report comment

      50% chance she draws stuff that would make Larry Flynt claw his eyes out in horror

      • Embe13
        Embe13
        January 16, 2026 at 12:06 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        i do not believe that possible unless you are insinuating that mary exlusively draws larry flint having sex with his mother

    • Nono
      Nono
      January 16, 2026 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She wouldn’t even be drawing pictures of the actual Jesus, just some white guy that people call the same name.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      January 16, 2026 at 12:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Talk about coincidence. I hadn’t thought of Mack Bolan for years, but I mentioned something from one of his stories to my sister a few hours ago.

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      January 16, 2026 at 1:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She could be thinking of her search history or pictures she saved… for research purposes! As an art student, it’s important for her to study anatomy, after all.

    • Abel Undercity
      Abel Undercity
      January 16, 2026 at 6:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Dirty pictures of that same anime guy over and over again. As is her wont.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      January 16, 2026 at 7:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Reagan.

    • Ian Clark
      Ian Clark
      January 16, 2026 at 9:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I didn’t know who Mack Bolin was at first and misread it as Marc Bolin. Which would have been an interesting wrinkle in her character.

  21. IntangibleMatter
    IntangibleMatter
    January 16, 2026 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Mary has an extensive collection of queer porn of a staggering number of varieties.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      January 16, 2026 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      ALL YAOI ALL THE TIME

      • Nono
        Nono
        January 16, 2026 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Ugh she would be one of those insane BL fangirls with a parasocial relationship with Heated Rivalry actors, wouldn’t she.

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          January 16, 2026 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

          That and there would be the most amazing interference patterns caused by her buried self-loathing and fundy upbringing. Just absolutely wild psychic ripples

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 16, 2026 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

      this what i imagine the CONFISCATION looked like if Mary were there XD

      • Clif
        Clif
        January 16, 2026 at 1:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

        You are insane and we love you.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        January 16, 2026 at 6:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

        😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        January 16, 2026 at 9:30 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Cops get some of their best stuff in college raids.

    • Fail Earnhardt
      Fail Earnhardt
      January 16, 2026 at 12:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Mary already had rancid vibes as an annoying, malevolent evangelical. You add “secret fujoshi” to that and you have a truly diabolical force loose in the dorms.

      • Astariel
        Astariel
        January 16, 2026 at 10:41 am | # | Reply Report comment

        We have seen her wearing a Magical Love Gentlemen shirt, which is a BL anime over in Questionable Content.

  22. Shogo
    Shogo
    January 16, 2026 at 12:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Alright, Mandy. Put your money where your mouth is and go fistfight Amber. She’s hopped up on pain pills while wounded, so it’ll probably be pretty easy.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      January 16, 2026 at 12:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She didn’t actually say what she’d do to them, so I think she could put her money where her mouth is by doing nothing.

    • Fuzzy
      Fuzzy
      January 16, 2026 at 3:41 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I think she might have meant the person who put a tip in to the police?

  23. Syl
    Syl
    January 16, 2026 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    this is how joesarah can still win

  24. Astariel
    Astariel
    January 16, 2026 at 12:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Uh-oh, trouble in Sarah & Tony land.

    Stow the smug cynicism, Rachel. People should be pissed off about this.

    • Clif
      Clif
      January 16, 2026 at 1:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Oh, Rachel was already pissed off.

      • Astariel
        Astariel
        January 16, 2026 at 10:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Rachel is never not pissed off. I wish it aim it better, like at the cops instead of at Mandy.

  25. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    January 16, 2026 at 12:13 am | # | Reply Report comment

    On a side note the girls of Read hall got some shit in they closets. What are they up to? What perversions lurk in Mary’s porn folder? Is Meredith just stashing weed? That would be her one gimmick but do cops really care about weed in 2026? I wanna know the detes.

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      January 16, 2026 at 12:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

      From what I could find through google, weed is still illegal in Indiana (aside from limited medical use which one would need a medical card for).

    • Doribi
      Doribi
      January 16, 2026 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      last I checked still illegal in Indiana, so they would care.

    • Stormtide Leviathan
      Stormtide Leviathan
      January 16, 2026 at 12:33 am | # | Reply Report comment

      “do cops really care about weed in 2026” even if not usually (which i don’t think is true), they certainly *can* care if they want to and that’s really not a position you want to be in.

  26. Cimorene
    Cimorene
    January 16, 2026 at 12:14 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh now we’re eating good! So many characters worried about different things. Tony is either going to have a Carla-esque arc of finding out how bad corruption is or Sarah is going to have to put her ethics before hormones.

  27. ZombieKyrik
    ZombieKyrik
    January 16, 2026 at 12:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Mary please do the world a favor, and jump into a lake while wearing lead boots.

    Also, I have concerns about Tony; I understand he’s the dean’s son, but he’s also got the “I’ll tell the cops anything they ask” attitude.

    Am I wrong to think that? I’ve not read Willis’ other works, so I’ve got no idea what Tony is like.

    • TJ
      TJ
      January 16, 2026 at 12:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

      just finished reading through the walkyverse the other day. he stars as the son of the leader of SEMME (secret government org that fights aliens) and spends a good chunk of it dead/brainwashed so its not the best circumstances to get a read on him (and who knows if anythings changed) but he was pretty straightforward, loyal, and protective. i think he would do it if he thought the pros outweighed the cons or if he was asked/told to do so by someone like his father.

  28. Laura
    Laura
    January 16, 2026 at 12:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

    …I dunno about youse, but is anyone else just spending today like a state of constant 😱?
    Just me?

    Been a while since we had a question game, innit? This is a soft one:

    Q. What do you do to calm yourself down?

    • Laura
      Laura
      January 16, 2026 at 12:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I can go:

      A. On a good day, I’ll cuddle the pup dog or listen to brainwave entrainment meditation music, or go for a walk, or even play piano. On a bad day I just play online poker or take pills.

      • Laura
        Laura
        January 16, 2026 at 12:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

        (Not real poker, don’t worry! Just no-money solitaire puzzle poker.
        https://www.puzzmo.com/puzzle/2026-01-15/pile-up-poker/1
        Also, not scary pills. Just Rx PRNs and OTC supplements.)

        • Clif
          Clif
          January 16, 2026 at 1:22 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Read.

          • Laura
            Laura
            January 16, 2026 at 1:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

            That’s great! What do you enjoy reading?

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      January 16, 2026 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Depends on what’s got me upset but I tend to go to music and movies if it’s general anxiety. If I’m overstimulated, having some quiet and something to fidget/fiddle with in my hands will do a lot to help me simmer down.

      • Laura
        Laura
        January 16, 2026 at 12:37 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Oh, yeah. Hand fiddling is just a given! 😅 Twiddling thumbs is especially meditative.

    • TJ
      TJ
      January 16, 2026 at 12:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

      getting in a chat with friends, watching something on dropout, or going to pet my dog usually helps to ground me. im finishing up my rewatch of season 3 of make some noise, and then im gonna catch up on gamechanger

      • Laura
        Laura
        January 16, 2026 at 12:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Sounds like fun!

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      January 16, 2026 at 1:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

      sorry to hear Laura, my greatest sympathy for reals TT~TT

      me? thats been me basically all the time recently

      mostly just conkin out on cannabis and playing plants vs zombies 2 on my phone hahaha

      sometimes watching Arthur and skooks YTPs

      at this rate i just need my brain to melt and my body get as close to hibernation as possible

      daydreaming all the time. sometimes ya just gotta let yourself do nothing, and let ya mind take ya places

      few people appreciate how much potential there is in that

      • Laura
        Laura
        January 16, 2026 at 1:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

        “To sleep, perchance to dream…”

        Dreaming can be so lovely, can’t it? Sometimes I can’t wait to fall back to sleep so I can pick up my dream where it left off. Gotta find out what happens next in the story!

        • Astariel
          Astariel
          January 16, 2026 at 10:45 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Can you really pick up a dream again after waking up from it? If so, I’m am deeply envious. I wish I could do that.

          • Laura
            Laura
            January 16, 2026 at 12:08 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Kind of, yeah. If I haven’t fully woken up before going back to sleep. But sleep apnea kind of messes up your states of waking and sleeping, so it’s a unique circumstance.

    • Holly
      Holly
      January 16, 2026 at 3:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Depends on the kind od calming down.

      Rest or distraction can help immidiately after a strong stress feeling is triggered, but in the long term to stop that turning into anxiety what helps is research and planning.

      It could be any level of plan, e.g. Researching university courses in another country and looking at grant systems and how they work.

      Researching how and where to run a cute local community workshop.

      Researching a new technique for a knitting project and planning when to make it.

      Essentially what I am doing is showing my subconscious I have agency and ability. Taking action on something, removing the feeling of uncertainty, reducing the unknowns in life, feeling empowered, is what helps me to keep calm long term.

      • Laura
        Laura
        January 16, 2026 at 8:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Oh, wow! That is so *productive*! Good on ya! (I just get paralyzed when the anxiety strikes… 🙄 ) I’m so glad you have that kind of drive. 😀

    • Rimwalker55
      Rimwalker55
      January 16, 2026 at 11:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

      A: My solution may not apply to your situation. I live off-grid and seasonal affective disorder is a hella multiplier for base line anxiety. It helps to have a daily punch list to get done first thing each morning. Getting physical needs (wood, water, solar panels, dishes, cleaning, etc.) out of the way first thing gives me freedom to choose activities to combat isolation without worrying about “chores”.

      • Laura
        Laura
        January 16, 2026 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        That is amazing. I am mightily impressed. Wow!

  29. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    January 16, 2026 at 12:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

    *looks at the Alt-Text* …I was half expecting it to be interracial trans porn, given how Mary is, and how the nazis fetishize the things they hate.

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      January 16, 2026 at 12:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

      it’s… it’s a fictional character that some of the Questionable Content characters read…

  30. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    January 16, 2026 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Arnold would never.

  31. Stormtide Leviathan
    Stormtide Leviathan
    January 16, 2026 at 12:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh Tony. Can’t say I’m surprised, but I’m still disappointed. I hope Sarah takes this for what it is

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 1:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Do we know sarah’s stance on the protest/situation tho? I mean, it’s not like she went to the protest either

  32. MoonDog
    MoonDog
    January 16, 2026 at 12:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I’m calling it, Tony is gonna show his whole ass, get dumped, and then Sarah and Joe are gonna…. get closer :3

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      January 16, 2026 at 12:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’d like that because I personally find Joe 10x more interesting than Tony as a character and in story potential but I don’t think it will happen. At least not this soon.

      • MoonDog
        MoonDog
        January 16, 2026 at 12:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

        That is the correct take 😀 I don’t think it will happen anytime soon either, but it -does- appear to be slowly in the works. She’s been seeing him in a kinder light, AND he’s taller than her

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 1:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      either that or sarah’s willing to let it slide and it drives a wedge between her other friends

  33. Shakes
    Shakes
    January 16, 2026 at 12:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Being a college student you’d think Meredith would have some easy to stash gummies or a vape pen but I bet she’s really a weed connoisseur with assorted jars of nicely labeled prime bud strains.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 1:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

      i think when this comic first started, idk how popular vapes was but depending on the design/size can imagine you’d lose it easily unless you always keep it on your pocket or so (buti doubt hte cops care too much unless they come back later)

  34. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 16, 2026 at 12:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Mary would love a Cop to rummage through her drawers.

  35. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    January 16, 2026 at 12:31 am | # | Reply Report comment

    No, Mary. Peter is NOT Indiana’s finest.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 16, 2026 at 12:32 am | # | Reply Report comment

      …. actually, if Peter had a really tiny peter, that might count.

    • Stormtide Leviathan
      Stormtide Leviathan
      January 16, 2026 at 12:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Is she even still with peter? I don’t think he’s shown up at all in second semester. (We saw him in the flashback arc to halloween, but that’s it)

      • Astariel
        Astariel
        January 16, 2026 at 10:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

        No real evidence either way.

  36. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 16, 2026 at 12:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I interpret Tony’s “I hope they found what they were looking for more as a “I hope they won’t have any reason to come back in the near future” (which even then is a bit tone deaf).
    Though knowing the way the comic has been going it’s honestly doubtful.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 1:26 am | # | Reply Report comment

      i wonder how much he knows about becky’s dad and the gun he brought to school

  37. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    January 16, 2026 at 12:35 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Yyyyyeah, there’s the side of Tony we all knew was gonna show through, sooner or later. As for whether he’ll grow beyond it… well, it’d be nice, but I’m no’ exactly holding my breath.

    (originally “no exactly” was a typo and it was supposed to be “not”, but screw it I’m leaning into it, we’re inexplicably Scottish today)

    • Stormtide Leviathan
      Stormtide Leviathan
      January 16, 2026 at 1:03 am | # | Reply Report comment

      This comic has a lot of main characters grappling with growing out of beliefs, which makes it need characters who *don’t* for contrast (Mary, for instance). And unfortunately, Tony is a exactly the kind of character I could see taking up that kind of role

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 1:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

      dun rly know his views but it might just be a white priviilege speaking without hi eralizing the issues ulness he’d be pro-wahtever the college is oding b/c dean’s son

  38. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    January 16, 2026 at 12:38 am | # | Reply Report comment

    -look at alt text- oooh magical love gentleman 😀

  39. anon
    anon
    January 16, 2026 at 1:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

    ooh wonder if this is gonna lead to an argument/depends on howpro cop he is or so

  40. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 16, 2026 at 1:28 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Yep. Tony may be trying his best, but he WAS still raised as a pretty affluent kid.
    More than that though… what is Sarah’s real choice here?
    Does she go Defense trial lawyer? Prosecution and WORK with the police?
    Business attorney? Working with corporations?
    Or is she aiming for the bench?

  41. Lee
    Lee
    January 16, 2026 at 1:29 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Listen, I was saying weeks ago that Tony’s a Republican, but I wouldn’t have a meltdown over this one line. Giving a moderate amount of benefit of the doubt that the cops is less “Tony’s a fascist” and more “Tony’s understandably naive for a 19-20 y.o. white boy who’s been raised with a lot of privilege in a Red state”. I’ve seen lots of people who were still like that in undergrad grow out of it.

    (Also, Rachel’s actually wrong: students living in dorms, like apartment residents, don’t lose fourth amendment protections just because they don’t own the building. These searches required warrants.)

    • Ado
      Ado
      January 16, 2026 at 1:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I was hoping this presumably-older comment section would understand (or care about?) Willis’s contrast of “actively virtue signalling bootlicks for the hierarchy” Mary and “normal person who has a normal, not-existential perspective gap” Tony. Was a bit of a disappointing scroll. Plenty possible that the most of Getters just aren’t commenting about Getting it, I suppose.

      It would be great if he grew out of it, but even if he doesn’t, like. That’s a “being a person” level of personality flaw, a level that 98% of the people you meet on earth will have (or, probably, more severe than that).

      I always wonder about people who bring out the crucifix for something this minor. How many personally care about the specific issue (which I find pretty understandable), how many don’t interact much with other people (or themselves) to realize the omnipresence of flaws like this, how many are virtue signaling as a show of strength in internet points, and how many just genuinely despise the 98% of humanity (probably including themselves) with flaws of this tier.

      • Ado
        Ado
        January 16, 2026 at 1:46 am | # | Reply Report comment

        Like, every main character (unless I forgot someone?) has done something worth than express mild sympathy for the police, usually something much worse. And they’re (usually?) fine normal people.

        (Obviously those characters had more screentime, and Tony’s line here could help signal how Willis plans to write him in future screentime, but like. I want to see where this goes from its current mild level.)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 16, 2026 at 7:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

        There’s also everything happening in the country right now, which makes any, even naive, sympathy for cops hit harder than it might have even when this was written.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        January 16, 2026 at 7:40 am | # | Reply Report comment

        The thing is that Mary being awful isn’t new information, and we don’t know how bad Tony’s gonna be yet and have very limited information at this point

        One warrants more discussion than the other

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        January 16, 2026 at 7:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

        I am a little curious where the impulse to defend Tony is coming from? My honest impression is pretty neutral on him. We barely know anything about him besides he does sports, doesn’t do buffoonery, and is a dean’s son. His actions and words will continue to speak for themselves. Like today’s strip did. Not trusting gimmicks aside I think it’s fine if it rubs people the wrong way or the response is a bit wary. Tony has not done much of anything to earn endearment from the audience, so to me it’s fine if he’s getting a bit of the rough criticism. He can take it.

    • anon
      anon
      January 16, 2026 at 2:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

      wonder if it’d clog the system /ppl would be individually willing to file a complaint and bring hte cops to court if not somehow get them fined/punishment (Tho it might be aslap on teh wrist) versus them needing to sue them as a ‘group’ or so like “the people vs” or whatever (class action?)

  42. Kyulen
    Kyulen
    January 16, 2026 at 1:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I wonder if this means we’re gonna see the first big argument between Sarah and Tony since they got together, over their opinions on the cops searching students’ rooms for the Amazi-Girl costume. That could be interesting.

    • Blue
      Blue
      January 16, 2026 at 2:25 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I think so!

  43. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    January 16, 2026 at 1:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Nice to see inuniverse someone ask about right to privacy and legality of the search

    I hope Sarah have ball and glove near her baseball bat

    • Zero
      Zero
      January 16, 2026 at 7:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

      We saw that before it started.

  44. Tequila Mockingbird
    Tequila Mockingbird
    January 16, 2026 at 2:06 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Oh Mary, you really are just an amalgamation of all the most insufferable people I had to spend middle school with, aren’t you? Not that all of those people were bad, mind you, but Mary is kind of a Voltron of all the toxic ones. Just all the worst aspects of fundie culture mixed together in a vile gumbo of hate and hypocrisy.

  45. Corey C.
    Corey C.
    January 16, 2026 at 2:34 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I’m reminded of a “Law and Order” episode where Jack McCoy’s boss tells his assistant that the right to privacy is a myth invented by the Supreme Court, then holds up a copy of the Constitution and asks her to point out the EXACT Amendment that says verbatim “right to privacy.” There was none, and Jack used that argument to have the police raid the prime suspect’s computer… though he felt terrible about it.

    Season 13, Episode 5- The Ring.

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      January 16, 2026 at 5:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

      It takes a determinedly obtuse reading of the 4th, 5th, and 10th Amendments to not perceive a Right to Privacy within their penumbra, but I agree that it would have been helpful to have it spelled out at least a little more explicitly.

      That said, the “verbatim” dodge is an infaliable indicator of sophistry at work; lots of perfectly articulated rights (e.g., the “right to remain silent”) aren’t enumerated in the precise words that people might commonly use to describe them.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        January 16, 2026 at 7:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

        But it’s even worse, because you don’t have to invoke an implicit Right to Privacy to prevent raiding a suspect’s computer. That’s literally the 4th Amendment.

        There are other situations that do depend on that penumbra, but not searching someone’s stuff is what the Right to Privacy is derived from, it’s not dependent on it.

    • MegaBee
      MegaBee
      January 16, 2026 at 5:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

      That’s the Fourth Amendment. God damn it, Law and Order!

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 16, 2026 at 6:50 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Reminder that Law and Order is copaganda.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      January 16, 2026 at 7:55 am | # | Reply Report comment

      ….. of course that’s a legit actual LO episode.

  46. Arianod
    Arianod
    January 16, 2026 at 3:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Jesus Christ, Tony, don’t be such a square.

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      January 16, 2026 at 3:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      We’re rooting for you, man.

  47. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    January 16, 2026 at 3:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

    C’mon Rachel there’s no need for that

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      January 16, 2026 at 4:16 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Sarah is starting to chill out so we need a new professional hater

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      January 16, 2026 at 4:24 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Yeah. She is right in general, but her comment here was totally unnecessary

  48. Dwampre Scorrigank
    Dwampre Scorrigank
    January 16, 2026 at 3:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Careful, Sarah, you don’t know what details he knows yet.

  49. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    January 16, 2026 at 4:23 am | # | Reply Report comment

    I’m pretty sure cops doesn’t want to looking for your 4Chan account, Mary

  50. Jernacious
    Jernacious
    January 16, 2026 at 4:42 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Cop after searching Mary’s computer: “Dear lord, I have never seen so much Ronald Reagan porn in my life. And I’m a cop!”

  51. Nothri
    Nothri
    January 16, 2026 at 4:47 am | # | Reply Report comment

    All right Mary. How much porn are we talking about here?

  52. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    January 16, 2026 at 4:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Protect Meredith (I don’t know if it is legalized in Indiana)

    • JBento
      JBento
      January 16, 2026 at 6:52 am | # | Reply Report comment

      People upthread are saying it’s illegal in Indiana.

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      January 16, 2026 at 10:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

      According to Wikipedia, Indiana is one of only 10 states where it’s not even legal for medical use.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis_by_U.S._jurisdiction

  53. thumb
    thumb
    January 16, 2026 at 5:19 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Ooh, is this where we get a substantial look at Tony’s perspective and beliefs? The beginning of a character arc?

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      January 16, 2026 at 7:51 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I mean, he IS the son of the Dean as well a member of the varsity football team. Despite his rather admirable gallantry, he likely also “believes in the system” much like Dorothy did and he hasn’t yet realized the subtle (and sometimes not-so-subtle) ways the system marginalizes or oppresses certain factions in order to maintain the status quo and keep those at the top in their position.

  54. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    January 16, 2026 at 7:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Meredith hasn’t well imprinted on my memories, is there anything of note about her I may have forgotten?

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      January 16, 2026 at 7:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

      She smokes weed on garbage roof and I think that’s pretty much all we’ve ever learned about her. Not sure who she rooms with, maybe one of the Rachels.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        January 16, 2026 at 7:48 am | # | Reply Report comment

        She was in Shortpacked! and was the other woman in a love triangle with Amber and her internet boyfriend

        None of the evil vizier energy she had in that is really in evidence in Dumbing of Age though, basically a different character entirely

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          January 16, 2026 at 7:49 am | # | Reply Report comment

          Also she rooms with Bloodrose, the Goth who’s been mentioned a few times and made like two untagged appearances

          • GUIGUI
            GUIGUI
            January 16, 2026 at 12:18 pm | # | Reply Report comment

            Thanks for the answers.

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      January 16, 2026 at 10:56 am | # | Reply Report comment

      As Walky put it, she thinks doing weed is a personality. That’s pretty much all we know about her.

      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/01-this-bright-millennium/operating-2/

      • GUIGUI
        GUIGUI
        January 16, 2026 at 12:18 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        Thanks.

  55. Clell65619
    Clell65619
    January 16, 2026 at 8:05 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Looks like the end of a beautiful relationship is on the offing.

  56. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    January 16, 2026 at 8:21 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Ohhhhhhh. I was wondering what was going to break them up.

  57. Sharizard
    Sharizard
    January 16, 2026 at 9:17 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Mary here being a perfect little example of the problems behind ‘If you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to fear’.

  58. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    January 16, 2026 at 9:18 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Poor Mary. I’m sure she’d appreciate this gloss on Cardinal Richelieu:

    “If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of [people], I will find something in them which will hang him.”

    Or Mathew Hopkins:

    “he met with the Devill, and cheated him of his Booke, wherein were written all the Witches names in England, and if he looks on any Witch, he can tell by her countenance what she is.”

  59. M!a
    M!a
    January 16, 2026 at 9:20 am | # | Reply Report comment

    No, Mary, if your computer is still there, they haven’t searched it. That shit goes through a months-long backlog.

    #dontask 😑

  60. Ian Clark
    Ian Clark
    January 16, 2026 at 9:53 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Rachel, we get it, you vape.

  61. superglucose
    superglucose
    January 16, 2026 at 9:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

    oh. Tony’s getting dumped and Joe + Sarah is coming.

    Neat!

  62. Olav
    Olav
    January 16, 2026 at 10:10 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Public schools explicitly tell students that their lockers are not their private property and can be searched at any time. I seriously doubt an on-campus dorm room is the same. I would expect the ACLU to be all up in this if a university actually did allow police to do a general search of all dorm rooms in a whole building without a warrant. And for most students on the campus to be saying, “Fuck this!”

    • Olav
      Olav
      January 16, 2026 at 10:11 am | # | Reply Report comment

      Especially since it is a state university, not a private one. I mean, really, this would be a national controversy.

  63. Ac
    Ac
    January 16, 2026 at 10:15 am | # | Reply Report comment

    reading some of the comments and, genuine question: is tony white? i had assumed he was mixed race…was i inventing?

    • Astariel
      Astariel
      January 16, 2026 at 11:08 am | # | Reply Report comment

      I’m curious why you would think he was mixed race. He’s blond, his skin tone seems to be consistent with the other white characters, his dad seems to be white and we know nothing about his mom. I’m not sure why anyone wouldn’t think he was white.

      • Ac
        Ac
        January 16, 2026 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply Report comment

        his hair texture i guess !

  64. Odo
    Odo
    January 16, 2026 at 10:54 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Linda Lawsuit. Linda Lawsuit! LINDA LAWSUIT!

    This is what she is good at, and this time the target is actually appropriate. Her new (2nd) favorite child had her dorm illegally searched without a warrant, lawsuit time.

  65. Andy
    Andy
    January 16, 2026 at 10:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

    Since the Indiana sports ball team is playing for the national championship this week it helps to know what a big ten football starter does with their time.

    Online classes only so their schedule is free. Very few are pre-law because they need simple classes due to time constraints. 10+ hours a week of practice. Extra weight lifting. Weekends spent playing, sometimes in a different time zone, with a plane involved. Sunday recovering. Their own dorm. They are pro athletes and getting paid. Sometimes the money amounts to a million or more. Focused and dedicated. To the game, not learning. Many never complete a degree , even with a lot of support. Their senior year often ends after the last game. No time for buffoons. Barely time to pay attention to school, much less the real life of other students. Plus an injury or bad coach can end it all at any time. Being someone’s son might get him on the team, but not playing time. This isn’t high school. A lot of money is involved. Tony is working 60-80 hours a week. He might be insulated but not pampered.

    He’s wrong here but so are a lot of the kids.

  66. ESM
    ESM
    January 16, 2026 at 10:58 am | # | Reply Report comment

    As the guy who always complains Mary is boring and actively makes the comic worse by her presence, I have to admit that was a decent joke.

  67. Taffy
    Taffy
    January 16, 2026 at 11:44 am | # | Reply Report comment

    “Indiana’s finest” and it’s the dipshit morons who got defeated by a sticky note and a mildly awkward conversation.

    Also Rachel needs to get clotheslined while chasing Spider-Man, fall off her glider, and hit her head on the way down. Maybe she’d wake up with a personality (no, constant negativity is not a personality).

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