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by David M Willis on June 14, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - Media Rumble
└ Tags: dexter, dorothy, jennifer, monkey master, nachitos, ruth, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 14, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    AND YOU ARE PRETTY

    I HATE YOU

    QED

    …whoops

    • Steven
      Steven
      June 14, 2011 at 1:52 am | #

      Or:

      AND YOU ARE NOT PRETTY

      THEREFORE I LOVE YOU

      Either way, I can’t see this ending well.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        June 14, 2011 at 2:19 am | #

        She may just stab him with a sedative.

      • Warpcorps
        Warpcorps
        June 14, 2011 at 7:54 pm | #

        OR!
        SO WHY DO I LOVE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 14, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Step One: Insert foot into mouth.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 14, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      Step 2: ?????
      Step 3: Profit.

      • dchorror
        dchorror
        June 14, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

        Step 2: Join carnival as foot-mouth man.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 14, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

        Step Three: LOSS?

        • Missssster Anderson
          Missssster Anderson
          June 14, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

          When you’re joining a carnival as “foot-mouth man” than I really don’t think that you have anything else to lose

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 14, 2011 at 1:17 am | #

            And that’s terrible!

          • Slartibartfast
            Slartibartfast
            June 14, 2011 at 1:25 am | #

            That made me laugh more than the comic

      • August
        August
        June 14, 2011 at 2:54 am | #

        Haha, woo for a Dragon Age 3 reference!

        • August
          August
          June 14, 2011 at 2:55 am | #

          Dragon Age 2.. it’s 12:55 AM, brain is on HURR mode.

        • Bekah
          Bekah
          June 14, 2011 at 6:51 pm | #

          Uh… try again. It’s not either of those things.

  3. Darth Shadow
    Darth Shadow
    June 14, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    No matter what, Walky’s face in the fourth panel needs to make it onto a shirt.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 14, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      That would be an awkward shirt.

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 14, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Ruth looks so pleasant and cheerful these last two strips. It’s off-putting.

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      June 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      She just listened to her “screams of the damned” mp3 again.

      This is the first time Billie has shown anything like subtlety, so I guess this could go either way.

      • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
        Zanosuke_Kurosaki
        June 14, 2011 at 1:25 am | #

        Dammit, T, ya beat me to it. I was just going to say “She’s imagining making someone miserable today”, but yours has more punch. I bow to you. ;_;

  5. dchorror
    dchorror
    June 14, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    I don’t know if Billie can pull off Ninja-ing.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 14, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

      She needs lessons from Ninja Rick.

      • Lis
        Lis
        June 14, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

        where is ninja rick by the way? has he shown up yet in dumbverse continuity?

        • Malph
          Malph
          June 14, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

          Yes, but we’ve never seen him because he’s a sneaky ninja.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 14, 2011 at 1:19 am | #

            I bet that Ninja Rick is either the groundskeeper or the janitor in this reality.

            • TsunamiJane
              TsunamiJane
              June 14, 2011 at 8:26 am | #

              Headmaster!

        • ryan
          ryan
          June 14, 2011 at 8:39 am | #

          ninja rick has been in every panel of every strip so far.

          • Foxeyes13
            Foxeyes13
            June 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm | #

            Obviously, which is why he’s in the header.

  6. Tomb
    Tomb
    June 14, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Dorothy just needs to slap Walky Some Sense. Start with the faaaaace.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      With her penis!

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        June 14, 2011 at 1:30 am | #

        That explains so many things. Wait, actually, it doesn’t.

      • lawzlo
        lawzlo
        June 14, 2011 at 2:55 am | #

        For a nickle.

        • Iceideth
          Iceideth
          June 14, 2011 at 9:54 am | #

          After ripping out his FEMURS.

          • BriGuy
            BriGuy
            June 14, 2011 at 12:15 pm | #

            Oh god, now I’m convinced that Joe wants to rip out my femurs. Thanks for the impending nightmares.

  7. Undrave
    Undrave
    June 14, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

    then Ruth backhands Billie in the FAAAAAACE like a red headed Batman.

    Guess that would make her Batgirl?

    • ryan
      ryan
      June 14, 2011 at 8:49 am | #

      then who is the joker? and will he/she shoot ruth’s spinal cord?

      • Random new reader
        Random new reader
        June 14, 2011 at 11:56 am | #

        Perhaps the joker would be… Hmm, good point, none of the characters are NEARLY crazy enough to take that role.

        • Undrave
          Undrave
          June 14, 2011 at 7:32 pm | #

          It only takes one bad day…

          Billie seems to be half way there already :p

        • Head Alien
          Head Alien
          June 15, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

          Well if it faz as the joker I’d be scared out of my freaking mind.

      • kgy121
        kgy121
        June 15, 2011 at 3:20 am | #

        Obviously it’s the truck driver.

        http://www.itswalky.com/d/19990319.html

  8. Kurai_Seraphim
    Kurai_Seraphim
    June 14, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    Walky is the best wingman Danny could ever hope for.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 14, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      We need that to happen. Yessss.

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      June 14, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

      See, I really want to see this happen now, and they haven’t even met yet.

    • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      June 14, 2011 at 1:26 am | #

      After Joe, just about any of the DOAverse males would probably make a good wingman.

      • TsunamiJane
        TsunamiJane
        June 14, 2011 at 8:27 am | #

        Ethan

        Ethan for the win

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 14, 2011 at 6:22 pm | #

          Cos you know that he won’t try and steal the woman you are chatting up from right underneith him.

          • TsunamiJane
            TsunamiJane
            June 14, 2011 at 7:20 pm | #

            Exactly.

  9. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 14, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

    Walky: As Smooth as sandpaper!

  10. tdm88
    tdm88
    June 14, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

    Smooth Walky, very smooth. If I were Dorothy I’d be thinking Walky’s not all there mentally and I’d get the hell out of his room pronto. Hell I’m not so sure he’s all there mentally now.

    • MM
      MM
      June 14, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

      I dunno. If I were Dorothy, I’d probably be thinking this is still an improvement over dealing with Joe and Danny again.

  11. Rikushadow5
    Rikushadow5
    June 14, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

    Silly Billie. I bet you roll a 1 on your Move Silently Check.

    • Soundbucket
      Soundbucket
      June 14, 2011 at 1:49 am | #

      I think we can put Move Silently, Hide, and Spot all under a single “Stalk Ruth” check.

      all natural 1s, of course.

      • DCHorror
        DCHorror
        June 14, 2011 at 7:19 am | #

        I don’t know, her spot seemed like a twenty. I just don’t think she can pull off the hide part. I’d bet she has one of those funky die that rolls negatives.

  12. Dierna
    Dierna
    June 14, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

    Little do they know but Walky has been replaced by his Bizarro-verse counterpart. Lets watch and see the hilarity ensue….

  13. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 14, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

    “I hate pretty things.” = ‘I am so hot for you, my brain is melting.’

  14. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    June 14, 2011 at 12:54 am | #

    I have to get this off my chest, what is with walky’s?

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      June 14, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

      Eyes?

      • Björn
        Björn
        June 14, 2011 at 5:07 am | #

        Dilated pupils?

        • Vivvav
          Vivvav
          June 14, 2011 at 10:26 am | #

          Penis?

          • Bill M.
            Bill M.
            June 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm | #

            Distended jaw?

            • Foxeyes13
              Foxeyes13
              June 14, 2011 at 3:25 pm | #

              Faaaaace?

  15. Lis
    Lis
    June 14, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

    at least he didn’t offer you a snack like last time.

  16. Teowulf
    Teowulf
    June 14, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

    What a lady’s man.

  17. tdm88
    tdm88
    June 14, 2011 at 1:13 am | #

    Did Walky just never get past the “girls are yucky” stage? It just seems strange to me that he’s 18 years old and completely shuts down when he meets a girl he finds physically attractive and honestly outside of knowing she enjoyed a cartoon he also enjoys he knows absolutely nothing about Dorothy so…I mean…I’m not totally sure where I’m going with this I’m just wondering if he ever even actually talked to or met another girl who shared any of the same interests as him in his life before. Clearly he’s never had a girlfriend before or even wanted one.

    • tdm88
      tdm88
      June 14, 2011 at 1:19 am | #

      I am loving how appropriate the Gravatar is for my comment.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      June 14, 2011 at 2:28 am | #

      Literally immediately before he met Dorothy, he was going on about how he had no use for girls, so…kind of, yeah.

      • tdm88
        tdm88
        June 14, 2011 at 3:10 am | #

        So he’s a 6 year old boy in an 18 year old’s body. Oh yeah what girl doesn’t go all wobbly in the knees for that? Dorothy doesn’t stand a chance.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 14, 2011 at 7:03 am | #

          Only if Dotty turns out to be a shotacon.

        • gangler
          gangler
          June 14, 2011 at 9:57 am | #

          Walky’s immaturity is hardly new, and yet it worked out for him in the walkyverse. Maybe he’ll surprise us again with a revelation that he’s actually a genius tactician with a five second attention span? That really helped last time

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      June 14, 2011 at 7:25 am | #

      Have you ever dealth with young adult males? My gender has the unique ability to go from clever, classy folk to babbling idiots at that age, and all a girl needs to do is enter the room to initiate the transformation into the DREADED WEREDORK

      • gangler
        gangler
        June 14, 2011 at 10:01 am | #

        I think you’re thinking of pre to early adolescent males. Totally the case from ages 11 to 14 or so, but generally by sixteen we can at the very least maintain speech functionality and by college it’s not unreasonable to expect one to be reasonably comfortable around the opposite sex. By then we’ve done some dating, worked with attractive study partners, been around women in extra curriculars etc etc.

        As much as Walky’s behavior is typical of a certain age, unless he skipped six or seven grades it’s probably not the age you’d see on his birth certificate.

        • DCHorror
          DCHorror
          June 14, 2011 at 11:13 am | #

          Depends on the guy, mostly. One who’s never dated may have a harder time, but someone who’s friends are mostly girls anyways may not get much of an oppurtunity before the friend zone if he doesn’t jump before thinking. Besides, a girl who identifies with a geekier stuff is not always a common find.

          • gangler
            gangler
            June 14, 2011 at 8:23 pm | #

            Indeed. Generalities and all.

  18. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 14, 2011 at 1:16 am | #

    Billie: “SHHHHHH, be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting Wascally Wuths!”

    • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      June 14, 2011 at 1:27 am | #

      “Huh-uh-huh-huh-huh-huh! =D”

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        June 14, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

        Wuth Season!
        Walky Season!
        Wuth Season!
        Walky Season!
        Wuth Season!
        Wuth Season.
        Walky Season, fire!

        • goatman95111
          goatman95111
          June 14, 2011 at 3:32 am | #

          I was waiting for Billie to pull out the ACME rocket, the catapult, and extensive lengths of tripwire.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            June 14, 2011 at 7:00 am | #

            Ruth as the Roadrunner and Billie as Wild E Coyote?

            • gangler
              gangler
              June 14, 2011 at 10:03 am | #

              I’m thinking Ruth as Foghorn Leghorn and Billie as that dog that Foggy’s always beating up.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                June 14, 2011 at 5:32 pm | #

                “That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, girl! I am the boss of this here parts.”

                *Punches Billie in the FAAAACE*

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 14, 2011 at 1:37 am | #

      Ruth: Ehhh… What’s up Doc?

  19. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 14, 2011 at 1:31 am | #

    What Billie really needs is a cardboard box of some sort…

    • Tahuk
      Tahuk
      June 14, 2011 at 1:57 am | #

      What was that noise? …. Just a box.

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        June 14, 2011 at 2:14 pm | #

        Be on alert.

    • Vabolo
      Vabolo
      June 14, 2011 at 1:24 pm | #

      (!)

  20. Scytheakse
    Scytheakse
    June 14, 2011 at 1:47 am | #

    thats ok walky, pretty things hate you too. so go ahead and dig a hole stick youor head in it and call it a day cuz dorothy will never love you.

    JUS KIDDING!! im actually really liking those 2 together

    • CWR
      CWR
      June 14, 2011 at 4:26 am | #

      Walky’s comment made me think of this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H44vQURNXGc&feature=related

  21. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
    June 14, 2011 at 2:14 am | #

    MONKEY MASTER! HEAD ALIEN!

    Does NOBODY see it? Read through all the comments and no one’s seen it! Though I don’t recall M.M. ever smiling like that.

    • DCHorror
      DCHorror
      June 14, 2011 at 7:25 am | #

      I think that’s one thing that just fell to background viewing. We knew Walky enjoys the cartoon, so it’d stand to reason he’d have a poster.

    • TsunamiJane
      TsunamiJane
      June 14, 2011 at 8:29 am | #

      I SAW IT! I was going to comment if nobody else had. 🙂

  22. Parismio
    Parismio
    June 14, 2011 at 2:39 am | #

    SA-MOOOOOOOTH

  23. Shifty
    Shifty
    June 14, 2011 at 5:05 am | #

    So Dorothy’s idea investigating is walking a mere 5-10 feet behind her arch-foe, like a Hanna-Barbara cartoon? Oh that’s going to end well.

    And I’ll be honest… Walky kinda scares me in that last panel. I don’t know why, but that seems like the face of someone who will kill, and not remember it the next day. “Why is my Head Martian Toy covered in blood? And I don’t remember that beaten body being in my bathtub last night… Huh.”

    • TsunamiJane
      TsunamiJane
      June 14, 2011 at 8:30 am | #

      1) You mean Billie, and I *love* your Hanna-Barbara comparison!

      2) Good thing he doesn’t have his own bathtub….

  24. Zem
    Zem
    June 14, 2011 at 5:41 am | #

    Oh no! Bille broke out her breakdancing! That means a dance-fight to the death D:

  25. BriGuy
    BriGuy
    June 14, 2011 at 12:24 pm | #

    Billie learned this discipline from the Internet. I believe it is clandestinely called “Do The Creep”. She forgot to smile, though.

  26. Vabolo
    Vabolo
    June 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm | #

    And then we find out that Dorothy loves Nachitos, which makes Walky even MORE awkweird. Hilarity ensues.

  27. Aslee
    Aslee
    June 14, 2011 at 2:45 pm | #

    Ruth’s face makes me think she’s going to put Billie’s uniform in her shrine or something REALLY disturbing. I can’t help it. It…

    It reminds me of the freaky Helga smiles.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 14, 2011 at 5:37 pm | #

      So Ruth is secretly a lesbian who is all TSUNdere for Billie?

      • bramblepatch
        bramblepatch
        June 14, 2011 at 6:48 pm | #

        Well, they did have a fling in the Walkyverse, didn’t they?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 14, 2011 at 7:30 pm | #

          I cannot recall for sure, it took me several weeks to read through all the Walkyverse webcomics and I remember less than half of the storylines.

          • Head Alien
            Head Alien
            June 15, 2011 at 2:31 am | #

            Well it wasn’t really a fling more of just a filler comic while Willis was drawing up Joyce and Walky and posting the roomies redux. http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20050224.html

  28. Slade
    Slade
    June 14, 2011 at 3:13 pm | #

    Smooooth

  29. Spiffster13
    Spiffster13
    June 14, 2011 at 4:51 pm | #

    >Bed not made
    >Same bed covered in chips
    >Posters of Cartoons on the wall

    Yep. That’s about every damn freshman dorm I’ve seen…

  30. Breeze
    Breeze
    June 14, 2011 at 9:13 pm | #

    I read that as “I HAVE PRETTY THINGS!” Somehow, this made it ten times funnier to me.

    (It’s been a long day.)

  31. Hacchin
    Hacchin
    June 14, 2011 at 11:05 pm | #

    LOL WALKY
    JUST LOL

  32. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    July 11, 2011 at 6:19 pm | #

    Philistine.

  33. Dagazzard
    Dagazzard
    August 31, 2014 at 10:55 pm | #

    You know, I realize now that Billie DID get them together!

  34. nothri
    nothri
    November 9, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

    You know the sad part is this can be counted as progress…

  35. Mally
    Mally
    July 22, 2015 at 1:26 am | #

    Walky, what is even going on with your face? I don’t even… just… what? What IS that FACE?

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