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Don Cardenas
But giving free peepshows are an important part of the collegiate experience!
Then why haven’t I gotten any yet?
You need to start looking in the right places. I suggest the female showers.
This comment is made even better by your current scowly gravatar, lol
I once declined a free peepshow in college. She was showing off her nipple ring to some other guys. In the men’s bathroom on my floor.
I don’t know why.
I was the only senior on a floor full of freshman.
This is one of my few humorously strange anecdote from my time in college.
And dear god is the Sal avatar really incongruous there.
Nipple piercings……
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
She is Solid Fuckin’ Snake. Mary is her Otacon.
No way. If Billie’s Snake, she needs a cardboard box.
And this is why she needs one: So she doesn’t get in awkward situations. And so Ruth doesn’t see her.
(!)
And that’s now the second time I’ve been provoked into hearing the [ ! ] sound effect by this comic.
(insert DAMN YOU WILLIS here)
Oh God, you can’t unhear it. Must find my copy of Metal Gear Solid now. There goes what could have been a productive evening. Thanks for that.
Sorry about that!
At first glance (of course my eyes were drawn to the last panel first), I thought Ruth was leaving an afternoon liason with Mary. How’s that for unexpected pairing?
Also just noticed Dorothy has taken over the banner. That was quick.
She’s been there for days.
…
Slowpoke, Slow.
Well did you know at the bottom left of the page there’s a smiley face?
No there isn’t. You’re being wei-OH MY GOD WHEN DID THAT GET THERE? O.O
Sholy Hit, I never noticed that either.
On seeing that I felt like a Twilight Zone musical cue should have played.
Ah, college, where naked times always happen!
My poor dad. First time he came to visit me in a dorm, some naked dude was running around the halls, screaming his demands for love.
When I helped my cousin move in, all the dudes at the frathouses were sitting on their roofs wearing only boxers and holding signs that said “She’s ours now, dad!”
My uncle was tickled pink, I can assure you.
That sounds like a wonderful first impression.
How very rape-licious of them. Still, it’s not very often that sexual predators are polite enough to advertise. I hope your cousin took them at their word and stayed very, very far away.
Mary is never the first to take her clothes off, but she’s never the last.
Wait, THAT’S MARY?
Yes. (note the tag)
I could not recognize her.
Yeah, I didn’t even notice it was her during her first few appearances. I guess since she hasn’t shown up in any of Willis’ comics for years, the change in the way she’s drawn is much more noticeable.
Is this how she became the one knocked-up chick? =p
Make’s you wonder if Ruth had already knew that she’s being followed.
I think she does.
Was Mary an important person in the previous universe?
Mary was a smarmy little know-it-all. She was one of Dannys friends and she was obsessed with keeping him in the “right” crowd. Also shes a hypocrite.
She was a high school friend of Danny and Sal’s, and was a recurring character in the later half of Roomies! She wasn’t important enough to show up more than once in It’s Walky! though.
Also mentioned in Joyce and Walky but
Spoiler
her then Ex-Husband
by not but….
Important enough to have her own drama-filled storyline. Not important enough for that story to have much of an impact on the main cast.
Thanks everyone. I couldn’t find the Walkypedia and only read part of It’s Walky.
Billie, Sal, and her hated each other. So very very much.
I believe Ruth made a successful Spot Check and is now just lulling Billie into a false sense of security before she strikes.
So Billy has failed her Hide and Move Silently checks?
Unless she has Ninja, Ranger or Rogue as one of her classes, I am pretty sure her Hide and Move Silently stats are really low & that is assuming added any skill points to them at all.
Also, SHE GOT A 4!
Dammit. I ROLLED A 4.
I can’t tell you how many times my father visited in me in my dorm (it was actually a suite) before I moved into an on campus apartment and he always asked before he came in if I was positive that all my roommates were “decent” before he’d come in.
So what’s with the armbands?
Maybe they are sweatbands???
She’s doing Naked Aerobics!
The best kind…unless it involves old fat people, then it is the WORSE KIND.
GAAAAH!!!! Must. Purge. Image. From. Brain!
Sweat to the Oldies much?
If you mean music, then yes, yes I do.
They look like…NO WAY! She’s banging Thor! Since he doesn’t really have a shirt she can wear, she wears his wristbands while they are on junk bumping break.
I’m going to assume that we’re looking at a half-put-on wonderwoman outfit (okay they should be bulletproof silver, but she’s on a budget). And that despite all we’ve seen of Amazigirl, *WonderMary* is actually the superhero that everyone on campus is talking about.
Don’t you mean the Flash?
Drumroll, rimshot.
Tomorrow: A beat down of epic proportions, I hope.
Woo, Fanservice!
I should be happy but I was hoping that someone else be providing the fanservice.
Who, Billie?
While I wouldn’t exactly complain if Billie was the one, I was hoping that one of the other girls who has little exposure in this comic be the one to provide the FS.
So, Daisy, Becky, or Agatha?
Or Dina.
or Mandy.
Also, just want to add that I have read the entirety of the Walkyverse and I have no clue who Agatha is. Not gonna check Walkypedia at this moment.
Me either. Who is Agatha?
Info on Agatha
Question:
If some girl flashed Danny, would it be Danservice?
CRICKETS
I don’t bother with fan service. I just throw them out and buy a new one.
while I find nothing wrong with not being dressed by 3pm you should then keep your door locked.
I agree with this. If you’re going to be naked at 3 pm, lock your door or be in the shower/bath. Also, not locking your door in a first-year dorm is just ASKING for people to barge in on you, so it’s your own darn fault.
No, Mary, don’t listen to Billie!
Loving my Joe gravatar.
That actually IS something Joe would say…
I think we need to see more of Mary.
And is it just me, or does she totally look like Joely Fisher from Til Death in this strip?
I think we’ve seen just about all we CAN see of Mary without this turning into an R rated comic.
Mary’s wrists need to be seen!
Actually, I would be totally OK with that. We need more strips like Menage a 3.
I had to read this twice before realizing that my first impression was wrong, that there was not, in fact, hot girl-on-girl sex occurring between Mary and Billie.
Then I was very, very disappointed.
I believe that Billie wins this little debate.
Yay, Mary! And with any luck, in this universe, she is a slut! Hubba bubba! (No, honestly. Make her a hot-blooded popular sexually healthy teenage girl in this universe. Tell you what, I’ll give you a dollar for it.)
And I’ll give you another if she calls Billie a nerd in the next strip. PLEASE let her call her that.
Give her a nickel for it, though.
I had been hoping we would see more of Mary- she’s one of the most attractive female cast members IMO. (Well, we just saw a LOT more of her, but you know what I mean.)
So, you mean more OFTEN, as opposed to more OF her.
I don’t think he does.
Woot! Fear Mary’s leet neked skillz!
Billie, it’s 3PM, and she’s wearing panties and… hmm… a pair of S&M bondage leather cuffs? What do you want to bet her BF is stuffed in the closet with a 30′ coil of rope she was hoping he’d use to tie her to the bed?
But yes, I think locking the door for that would be a good idea too.
Topless and Pantless Mary? Jesus, are you trying to make me lose my appetite?
I know that Mary’s a hypocritical psycho bongo, but that doesn’t mean I don’t wanna see her boobs.