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Mama, just killed a man
Put my butt against his head
Let one rip and now he’s dead
Mama, life was about butts,
But now I’ve gone and thrown butts all away!
Mama, oooooooooooooooooh!
Didn’t mean to make you cry,
Can’t help loving butts and I’ll be back tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
‘Cos only butts really matter…
Why is Ruth’s train of thought so relatable? It should not be that relatable. (Inb4 one of you lovable smartasses says it, no—I don’t mean the butt part. )
How is…Billie asleep…in that position? Like did she fall asleep like that? How? Or did she move into that position in her sleep? Did she fall asleep by accident (glasses) but sleepily take her pants off?
As someone stuck in a long distance relationship, waking up to my girlfriend’s butt next to my face would be a dream come true. I know it wouldn’t cure my depression or stop my anxiety but it certainly wouldn’t hurt either. So enjoy it Ruth, live my dream for me. We can go back to our inner doubts, angers, and fears tomorrow.
Though it could also mean that Mike was a cheap prostitute butt not that cheap. The statement itself doesn’t imply things one way or the other, only the inherent prejudices of the listener would come into play.
In my experience as a childcare worker infants don’t really fall asleep in that position (if they ever do fall asleep on their bellies you should ABSOLUTELY flip them over though). That’s more of a position you’d find a toddler sleeping in (18 months to 3 years is toddler age btw). Since at taht age their capable of flipping themselves over there’s no real risk in allowing them to sleep in a position like that. And if they are alseep like that it means they are knocked the fuck out in a deep sleep.
I love that Ruth has this prolonged angst-filled inner monologue about her mental health and her fears that she’ll never be ‘better’ only to realise that the problem is the fact Billie somehow became inverted overnight.
Ruth’s very real problems are still there but the problem of the fact that her life does not seem to be residing in any sane variation of reality is (rightfully, in my view) taking first place in her list of priorities!
Last time we saw Billie and Ruth together, Billie was looking all conflicted and forlorn on their date (“I will let you down”), and this chapter is called “Of Mike and Men.” That really makes me fear that Billie’s doubts about her sexuality and her relationship are going to loom large in this story.
Whatever happens, this is a Willis comic. Drama is coming…
I mean sometimes I wake up in weird position but how do you get like that with another person in the bed, theres not enough room to maneuver wtf billie
Me if I ever see Tony Hawk: Hey you’re Tony Hawk the famous skateboarder. That’s right I recognise you. Won’t be able to get any content out of this will you, you piece of shit
How to read all 28 issues of my Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane run on Marvel Unlimited:
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today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it!
also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught by an ass crack,
No escape from reality.
thunder butts and lightning
very very frightening
Open your eyes,
Look up at the thighs and see
Turn around
Look at what you seeee
In your face
The bottom of your dreaams
I’m just a poor butt nobody loves me
HE’S JUST A POOR BUTT FROM A POOR FAMILY
SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY
easy come easy go will you butt me go
BUTTSMILLAH! NOOOO! WE WILL NOT BUTT YOU GO!
Let me gooooo!
BUTTZILLA! NOOOOOO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
I see a little silhouette of a fan’
Scary Ruth, scary Ruth, will you do the fandango?
*extended fart solo*
Sorry to cut this off… I love all of you… so very much lmao. Best comment section ever
Just gotta butt out just gotta butt right out of here..
Any way the wind blows.
I’m home.
…sends shivers down my spine,
my butt is achin’ all the time…
This is truly epic, you guys are brilliant.
Mama, just killed a man
Put my butt against his head
Let one rip and now he’s dead
Mama, life was about butts,
But now I’ve gone and thrown butts all away!
Mama, oooooooooooooooooh!
Didn’t mean to make you cry,
Can’t help loving butts and I’ll be back tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
‘Cos only butts really matter…
Beelzebutt has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeee…
Just a young butt with a quick poof
I was uptight, wanna let loose
WELP found my next one
The collection grows.
Now I’m imagining Emperor Cartagia, but with butts
GOD no
do not sever people’s butts and put them on display and speak to them like a crazy person
What’s that, Billie’s Butt? You liked Joyce’s Butt better? Well, tough noogies, I’M THE EMPEROR HERE!!
Literally scrolled down to see if your profile pick changed
ha, that looks surprisingly weird out of context. my brain keeps trying to miscategorize it as a non-butt.
Yeah, but *what*? A tooth? A deformed thumb? Just can’t….
maybe a femur?
Any image in a storm, really. I’m good with femur.
Ruth approves
clearly the well disguised bell end of a dick
NOT HELPING!
damnit, I don’t think I’ll be able to unsee that
The usual distractions…monkeys, poop…aren’t working. It’s too late already.
An elbow, obviously.
Everyone knows it’s a phone.
Weenus.
You were meant for each other.
*sniff*
Dumbing Of Age Book 8: Or is just someone’s butt in my face?
HAWT
We need an edit on the last panel with Ruth saying “Swiggity Swooty”
Butts: the best medicine
ask your doctor about butts today
Side effects may include gas, nausea, and erections lasting 4-6 hours
My doctor said that he likes big ones, and that he cannot deny that preference.
Can butts cure butts disease, or do they just make it worse?
Naw, the butts is just a side-effect.
Undapants.
Billie, that CANNOT be a comfortable sleeping position. How did you even end up like that.
Must have some Ragdoll in her. No wait, that was my cat
I’m more concerned about her falling asleep with her glasses still on. That sort of stuff is painful.
It’s not too bad, unless you sleep on your stomach like Billie did.
In my experience they stay on your face 99% of the time, but when they accidentally come off they get mangled.
naw I got a bruise on my nose from the time I did it (to be fair I was very drunk when that happened.
I’m worried about how her back and legs are going to feel when she gets up. Good lord there going to be stiff.
Attempted 69 – FAILED
Wait, is Billie sneaking in to sleep with or with Ruth and still also trying to maintain her cheerleader persona at Forest?
Why is Ruth’s train of thought so relatable? It should not be that relatable. (Inb4 one of you lovable smartasses says it, no—I don’t mean the butt part.
)
That thought process has probably been shared by a lot more of us than is fair.
depression is predictable. >.<
It is, though. *hugs all of you* (those who are okay with it, ofc)
And here I thought it was the HAPPY families that were all alike…
This morning could go very well or very badly
yep, definitely buttface
similar to fuckface?
Doubt it – no lizards involved in this instance.
How is…Billie asleep…in that position? Like did she fall asleep like that? How? Or did she move into that position in her sleep? Did she fall asleep by accident (glasses) but sleepily take her pants off?
I’ve been known to ditch the pants immediately after getting home if I’m alone, so that part at least is explainable
We finally found patient zero of butts disease.
yes hello i’ve been here the entire time
IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME
And here I thought you would never find a better gravatar… Silly me.
Well, it is named after you…
’tis the beginning of the zombutt apocalypse.
What I try to figure out if it’s the butt we need or the one we deserve.
Is there a difference?
I honestly have no idea.
“It’s not different AT ALL, is it, Steve?!”
I approve of this reference.
If you always sleep over at your girlfriend’s, were you still kicked out of the hall?
Oh, Billie. Honey.
Well if I woke up next to Billie or Ambers ass, I’d be a happy man
I like how the four near-identical panels were each drawn separately. If you look closely, you can see a ton of minor differences.
Do you want Butts Disease?
Because this is how you get Butts Disease.
*AHEM*
Willis-Jaques Syndrome. Don’t be insensitive.
*Jacques
As someone stuck in a long distance relationship, waking up to my girlfriend’s butt next to my face would be a dream come true. I know it wouldn’t cure my depression or stop my anxiety but it certainly wouldn’t hurt either. So enjoy it Ruth, live my dream for me. We can go back to our inner doubts, angers, and fears tomorrow.
I feel your pain, my gal is coming up in a month and I can’t fucking wait. So stoked.
does Billie has her ass in the air? how is she in any way comfortable?
Obviously, it’s the medication.
I find that butts are the best medication
So join me as I sing
Of an activity that’s fun…
[warning: meet the feebles spoilers, and the whole movie is NSFL]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw
One of Peter Jackson’s best works in my opinion.
Indeed it is. Doesn’t hold a candle to Dead Alive/Braindead for me, but Meet the Feebles is still exceptionally enjoyable.
You might think it odd of me…
Billie, that is not how you bed.
Depending on preferences this is either a great thing to wake up to or a horrible thing to wake up to.
This is how “Groundhog Day” SHOULD have ended.
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.
I got you, babe
Hey, question, when Mike had sex with your mom for a nickle, which one was it that was doing the paying of said nickle?
I always thought it was Mike, “your mother is a cheap prostitute” being the implication.
Though it could also mean that Mike was a cheap prostitute butt not that cheap. The statement itself doesn’t imply things one way or the other, only the inherent prejudices of the listener would come into play.
I believe this Shortpacked! comic established it was Mike: http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1718
Although this is a different universe, so perhaps it’s still up in the air.
Also, a Robin gravatar? This is the opposite of Babies! (headcanon that it’s shortpacked! Robin).
Well it’s a nice butt.
Are you trying to spread Butts Disease to the entire comments section Willis? Because it’s working.
If Ruth’s experience is anything at all like mine, she will KNOW when the medicine hits.
I feel like this song is very fitting for today’s strip btw.
You don’t need to ask permission. The Muzak was hacked years ago, so there’s no security on it. Go for it!
Stop. Breathe. Slow down. Try to identify your emotions. Try to name them, understand them. Take in your surroundings. Is there a butt in your face?
Who even sleeps like that besides an infant?
Is it even possible for an adult to sleep like that?
With copious amounts of alcohol, all behaviours become possible!
Infants probably shouldn’t be sleeping like that either. Babies sleeping on their bellies has potential to end poorly (increased risk of SIDS).
In my experience as a childcare worker infants don’t really fall asleep in that position (if they ever do fall asleep on their bellies you should ABSOLUTELY flip them over though). That’s more of a position you’d find a toddler sleeping in (18 months to 3 years is toddler age btw). Since at taht age their capable of flipping themselves over there’s no real risk in allowing them to sleep in a position like that. And if they are alseep like that it means they are knocked the fuck out in a deep sleep.
Yeah, once they’re old enough to roll over, it’s all good.
-FART-
When did Billie get there? Last time we saw her, she was disowning Joyce over in Forrest quad.
i figure this would be the morning after that happened
It looks to me that Billie fell asleep just as she was getting to the interesting bit!
Pretty much the only sane explanation I can think of for that position. It hurts me just to look at.
Ey, luvvr, ahm gonnnna godowwn on you nozzzzzzz….
If this isn’t the next book title, I’m calling shenanigans.
Or next to your FAAAACE!
While that is a very interesting pose to see Billie in, I question the possibility of someone actually falling asleep in that position.
It may be a tribute to Rinnie of Blaster Nation, who pretty much always slept in that position.
http://www.blasternation.com/comic/12-see-you-in-the-morning
So date night went well…?
Actually, no, it didn’t, given that Billie fell asleep in the act as it were. We’ve finally quantified what ‘too much’ is for her!
Woah, careful with those glasses
Considering how she’s trying to reinvent herself, it’s kind of interesting that she even bothered to bring them.
Butt’s disease has spread, I see.
Oh Willis…. green sheets used by a red head, you horn dog!
I love that Ruth has this prolonged angst-filled inner monologue about her mental health and her fears that she’ll never be ‘better’ only to realise that the problem is the fact Billie somehow became inverted overnight.
Ruth’s very real problems are still there but the problem of the fact that her life does not seem to be residing in any sane variation of reality is (rightfully, in my view) taking first place in her list of priorities!
*ahem*
YOTOMOE, WE SUMMON THEE.
yessss I missed them
Last time we saw Billie and Ruth together, Billie was looking all conflicted and forlorn on their date (“I will let you down”), and this chapter is called “Of Mike and Men.” That really makes me fear that Billie’s doubts about her sexuality and her relationship are going to loom large in this story.
Whatever happens, this is a Willis comic. Drama is coming…
I mean sometimes I wake up in weird position but how do you get like that with another person in the bed, theres not enough room to maneuver wtf billie
Ruth: existential depression mind questions…
Billie: Snoring while her cutie patootie booty steals the show like a juicy tootie fruity
I used to sleep in that position to… When I was 9.
Butt, apply directly to the forehead!