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Briefly

by David M Willis on July 7, 2018 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Of Mike And Men
└ Tags: dorothy, jacob, raidah

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 7, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    Dorothy, it’s not to late to flee. Drama and pickles are two things that do not belong on a pizza.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 7, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Also anchovies.

      Pineapple WOULD be okay on pizza, except for some reason it always comes with drama lately.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        July 7, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        Anchovies are one of the few pizza toppings I’ve never experienced, for better or worse.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          July 7, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

          Every now and again, we’re talking at intervals of a couple of years minimum, I’ll get an inexplicable craving for anchovy pizza.

          They are salty and fishy and they render any other toppings pointless because you will only taste anchovy. In fact, you might as well not bother with the pizza, the crust and sauce and cheese will only taste of anchovy, as will the air in whatever room you consume this monstrosity for the next week.

          And once I scratch the itch, I will have no desire to ever experience them again, at least until the next time it happens.

          • Minotaur
            Minotaur
            July 7, 2018 at 1:45 am | #

            Yes, the whole pizza will taste of anchovies. But why that would be a bad thing escapes me.

          • Leo
            Leo
            July 7, 2018 at 4:35 am | #

            It’s about the ratios. Anchovies and capers (compliment each other) enough for the taste, not too much to kill everything else, a fish like tuna (strong enough taste to be noticed over the anchovies), some onions for texture, and a garlic/oil dressing. A damn fine pizza right there.

            • foamy
              foamy
              July 7, 2018 at 5:53 am | #

              I don’t think I’d serve that to my worst enemy.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            July 7, 2018 at 5:15 am | #

            Take sardines, strip off the scales, and cut them into light strips. You mostly just get a salty flavor, with a slightly fishy umami tone. I don’t care for fish, and that manages to be workable for me, so it may end up being a bit less extreme an option than anchovies. 😛

      • Pablo360
        Pablo360
        July 7, 2018 at 1:08 pm | #

        I love anchovies on pizza. I also love pineapples on pizza, not because I like pineapples (I can’t stand them and even their residual juices make me nauseous unless they’re part of an upside-down cake), but because seeing other people eat things they like makes me happy for them.

        It’s not complicated, people. Other people liking things you don’t like isn’t bad and pretending it is isn’t funny.

      • Victor
        Victor
        July 7, 2018 at 8:28 pm | #

        You are so incredibly wrong that I cannot express the level of wrongness you have achieved.

        Pizza NEEDS anchovies.

        Putting pineapple on pizza should be a felony.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 7, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

      That and pineapple.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        July 7, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

        If you’ve got something to say, name a time and place, face to face

        • Lucy Gillam
          Lucy Gillam
          July 7, 2018 at 11:56 am | #

          Damn you, I already had that song stuck in my head.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 7, 2018 at 4:27 am | #

        Pineapple is good pizza, especially if it also has ham and crumbled bacon.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          July 7, 2018 at 10:36 am | #

          My preferred pizza (the ‘Pig and Pine’ as I call it) is pepperoni, ham, bacon, and pineapple.

    • Remmington Steele
      Remmington Steele
      July 7, 2018 at 8:00 am | #

      “Hey lad, you’re in a right pickle there.”

      To be in a pickle, is to be in a drama.

  2. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 7, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    THE TIME HAS COME

    AND SO HAVE I

    • butts
      butts
      July 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

      giggity giggity

    • foamy
      foamy
      July 7, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      *reaches into hat* “things you can say to your boss but not your girlfriend”

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 7, 2018 at 8:47 am | #

        “I QUIT”

    • TrueVCU
      TrueVCU
      July 7, 2018 at 12:48 am | #

      I COME BACK TO YOU NOW

      AT THE TURN OF THE TIDE

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 7, 2018 at 1:12 am | #

      So it has come to this.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      July 7, 2018 at 3:46 am | #

      Whenever I see this, I can only ever think of the lyrics to the main theme song of Devil May Cry 4.

      • Jao
        Jao
        July 7, 2018 at 6:38 am | #

        Unfortunately “bang bang bang pull my devil trigger” is going to be a lot harder to implement in casual conversation.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 7, 2018 at 4:16 am | #

      I’LL LAUGH LAST, CUZ YA CAME TO DIE

      • Jao
        Jao
        July 7, 2018 at 6:36 am | #

        THE DAMAGE DONE THE PAIN SUBSIDES AND I CAN SER THE FEAR CLEAR WHEN I LOOK IN YOUR EYES

  3. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 7, 2018 at 12:01 am | #

    This is gonna be DELIGHTFUL.

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      July 7, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

      *wheels out industrial-scale kettle corn popper for errybody*

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 7, 2018 at 4:36 am | #

        Half of us will be scared or horrified, accidentally dropping it all over the floor.

        The other half will be gleefully eating fistfuls of popcorn and not looking away from the screen, like Michael Jackson in the theater part of Thriller.

        • ruhrow
          ruhrow
          July 7, 2018 at 8:13 pm | #

          Don’t forget those of us who think that kettle corn is what happens when young popcorns, full of potential deliciousness, get tempted away from their proper savory path into a life full of sickening sweetness and a weird plastic aftertaste.

  4. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    July 7, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    Dotty shouldn’t you be studying?

    • Vinny
      Vinny
      July 7, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

      Good thing she’s not wasting time banging Walky

    • TemporalShrew
      TemporalShrew
      July 7, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      Why would she waste time on something so trivial when there are proud pickles to purchase?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 7, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

        Penny proudly purchases pickles prior to perpetrating pre-marital panky with pupils.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          July 7, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

          That was a thing of beauty. Well done.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 7, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

      $10 Internet cash that she’s typing papers on her phone again.

  5. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    July 7, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

    “Proudly Serving Pickles Here Again”?

    • Tan
      Tan
      July 7, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Probably, since no one’s sex tape has ever been titled “That Was an Excellent Decision”

      • foamy
        foamy
        July 7, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

        My money’s on “I’ve Been Doing Fine”.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          July 7, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

          Is “Fine” the name of the SO in the tape?

          • foamy
            foamy
            July 7, 2018 at 12:30 am | #

            I was thinking of it more as of a *descriptor* of them…

            • Lokitsu
              Lokitsu
              July 7, 2018 at 7:27 am | #

              Well, it beats “Blowing Bubbles in the Park”

              • ruhrow
                ruhrow
                July 7, 2018 at 8:14 pm | #

                Has Jeph gotten into Slipshining recently, then?!

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          July 7, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

          At least it ain’t “Raidah!” Probably.

      • Tan
        Tan
        July 7, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

        On third thought, “Thank You for Asking” would actually be a good title for a very pro-consent sex tape.

        • Tan
          Tan
          July 7, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

          “With That One Girl Who We Saw Briefly at ____” would be the working title for Joe’s sex tape series.

          • foamy
            foamy
            July 7, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

            “Sorry, I’ve Forgotten Her Name” would work, too.

            • Tim
              Tim
              July 7, 2018 at 1:34 am | #

              “Sorry, I’ve Forgotten Her Name” is what I was betting the Sex Tape was named.

              • Minotaur
                Minotaur
                July 7, 2018 at 1:49 am | #

                Ah, yes, that would make more sense than “Briefly”. Though I wouldn’t put self-deprecating humor beyond Willis.

                • HeySo
                  HeySo
                  July 7, 2018 at 5:20 am | #

                  That, and it’s the most intuitive option, being the title and all (which is often what Willis references in the alt-text).

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              July 7, 2018 at 4:41 am | #

              Nah, Joe actually seems to be pretty good at remembering names.

              • darkgloomie
                darkgloomie
                July 7, 2018 at 5:20 am | #

                “Sorry I forgot to ask her name” seems more likely with Joe, yeah.

      • maxyai
        maxyai
        July 7, 2018 at 3:00 am | #

        My thought was “I raced down here soon as I heard.”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      Is Pickles Raidah’s new nickname?

    • Joe
      Joe
      July 7, 2018 at 8:31 am | #

      Also the title of the next book.

  6. Dead Meme
    Dead Meme
    July 7, 2018 at 12:03 am | #

    *reads the alt-text*

    Good news, everyone: we’ve found the title of Willis’ sex tape.

    • adjudicus
      adjudicus
      July 7, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      NINE NINE

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 7, 2018 at 12:08 am | #

      Is it “That one girl we met briefly” or is it “proudly serving pickles”? Because if we don’t know which it is, we haven’t found it.

      • Laurel Raven
        Laurel Raven
        July 7, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

        I was wondering the same.

  7. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    July 7, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Also, loving Raidah’s hair here, like, dang I kinda wish I had hair like that

    • Krys Brynhildr
      Krys Brynhildr
      July 7, 2018 at 2:43 am | #

      She definitely looks a lot different with it up in a ponytail.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        July 7, 2018 at 5:21 am | #

        Willis is also a bit irregular on how thick he draws her eyebrows, and they’re as thick as ever on this one, which helps emphasize the difference in appearance.

        • Airyu
          Airyu
          July 7, 2018 at 6:17 am | #

          She could have also gone harder with the brow pencil today!^^

          • DSL
            DSL
            July 7, 2018 at 11:34 am | #

            Perhaps she used the brow Sharpie.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        July 7, 2018 at 5:18 pm | #

        Now it can be ponytail vs. ponytail.

    • Jess
      Jess
      July 7, 2018 at 9:11 am | #

      s a m e. the hair and the brows combo is my fave update of Raidah yet!

  8. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 7, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    Never gonna stop the Lunchtime Rai~i~dah

  9. Dylan
    Dylan
    July 7, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    “Soo, apropos of nothing, I’ve been reading up about polyamory! Interesting stuff, interesting stuff…”

  10. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    July 7, 2018 at 12:04 am | #

    This place is never low on drama, and that’s not even considering galasso.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 7, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      You might as well get pineapple on your pizza (and subs), because they definitely come with a large topping of ham.

      • adjudicus
        adjudicus
        July 7, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

        Pamela also asks the employees to cover up the scenery, just in case galasso starts chewing it.

    • Nono
      Nono
      July 7, 2018 at 1:34 am | #

      Still less drama than the cafeteria.

      • Passchendaele
        Passchendaele
        July 7, 2018 at 8:47 am | #

        pff wait until somebody flips a table here

        • poisonousgiraffe
          poisonousgiraffe
          July 7, 2018 at 2:47 pm | #

          the only person allowed to flip tables in this establishment is Glasso himself. Pamela had all the tables nailed down for this exact reason

  11. Harvest Time
    Harvest Time
    July 7, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh boy here we go

  12. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    July 7, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    Dorothy’s wingwoman (or maybe tension-defusing?) skills are about to be put to the teeeeest

    • Larkle
      Larkle
      July 7, 2018 at 12:09 am | #

      Gotta practice that diplomacy.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      July 7, 2018 at 4:21 am | #

      I’m going for tension-defusing, in that I don’t think Dorothy would ever willingly be a wingwoman.

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        July 7, 2018 at 7:03 am | #

        Oh gosh no, but she does strike me as the kind of person who’s always glad to talk about her friends’ good points. Always sees the goodness in people, etc etc.

  13. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    July 7, 2018 at 12:05 am | #

    How long was she waiting for someone to say her name so she could enter dramatically?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 7, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

      Been crouching behind the booth for the last 20 minutes.

      When Dorothy said she couldn’t remember the name, you could hear a muffled “OH, COME ON!”

  14. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    So, anyone here watch Steven Universe tonight? All I can say is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 7, 2018 at 12:17 am | #

      NO SPOILERS! I haven’t seen any of this week’s stuff – I have to wait until Monday because my boyfriend and I are gonna watch ’em all together and he’s gone all weekend.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 7, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

        No spoilers, just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 7, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

          Okay, okay, yay! I’ve been watching the trailers every time I see them, I am PUMPED.

          • No Name
            No Name
            July 7, 2018 at 1:05 am | #

            Word to the wise: The one on Friday is a long episode with two commercial breaks. So really, we get seven episodes this Steven Bomb.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              July 7, 2018 at 1:32 am | #

              Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

            • C.
              C.
              July 7, 2018 at 2:42 am | #

              It’s only a double episode, as the two commercial breaks are staggered differently than CN’s standard one commercial break between episode setup.

              So six episodes.

      • TemperaryObsessor
        TemperaryObsessor
        July 7, 2018 at 2:09 pm | #

        We could think about classes we could think about grades we could think about studying and the choices we have made, or we could think about pizza friends and sun. There is still a lot of work left to be done but just right not lets only think about fun.

  15. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    July 7, 2018 at 12:06 am | #

    …huh, that’s funny, who left this giant pile of dynamite out and then doused it with gasoline?

    Weird people being weird I guess. Time for a smoke…

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 7, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

      DON’T!

      Smoking’s bad for your health!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 7, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

      That honestly sounds like something you could encounter at an establishment owned by Galasso.

      Only reason this place has a bar is the health inspectors wanted to know why he had all these Molotov Cocktail materials lying around and he had to think fast.

  16. Roger
    Roger
    July 7, 2018 at 12:07 am | #

    slightly disturbed by Raidah’s whole look being weirdly like Joyce’s, yet also just different enough to conceivably be a coincidence.

    But oh well just gonna get ready my =/ for the inevitable here.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 7, 2018 at 12:12 am | #

      It’s not too far off from her normal look. The ponytail is new, but she wears a lot of sweaters (or shirts that look like sweaters) and we’ve seen her in those pants before.

      So….yeah, could be either or.

    • ARTSCHOOLRAGE
      ARTSCHOOLRAGE
      July 7, 2018 at 12:15 am | #

      … so hey, you don’t think radiah noticed how much jacob and joyce were hanging out, and, feeling a little insecure she emulated joyce’s look? Because now I totally think that.

  17. Larkle
    Larkle
    July 7, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Our trio’s up to four.

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 7, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Dumbing of Age, like many sitcoms, subscribes to the view that if something or someone is off-screen (panel), the characters cannot see it.

    • Tan
      Tan
      July 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      Alternatively, Jacob was not actually responding to Dorothy’s question so much as calling out to Raidah who was approaching from the direction behind Dorothy

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        July 7, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

        that’s how I read it, yeah.

  19. NerdHerder
    NerdHerder
    July 7, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    Anyone else notice the ghost dimension behind Dorothy in panel 3?

    • jeffepp
      jeffepp
      July 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

      It’s the paint on the windows, or possibly the sign outside. You can see it in other panels as well.

    • Tan
      Tan
      July 7, 2018 at 12:18 am | #

      That’s the window with a white logo glazed onto it. You can see it better in several of the previous pages

      • NerdHerder
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        July 7, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

        Thanks, I was about to call for Danny Phantom.

  20. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    July 7, 2018 at 12:10 am | #

    You know I kind of realized something in the last couple of days. If there’s anyone in the entire cast of characters who would attempt to snatch up someone else’s boyfriend because they thought he was to good for the other person it would be Joyce.

    Reason why is that it’s first the first thing the original “Roomies” AU version of Joyce tries to do when her character was first introduced.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 7, 2018 at 12:14 am | #

      ….That’s actually super true.

      And, well, the kind of culture she’s from is often full of the idea that disregarding people’s boundaries or doing things because you know what’s best for the person (over their wishes if necessary).

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        July 7, 2018 at 12:23 am | #

        Man, I want to live in the special place you do where that isn’t the norm.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 7, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

          Not to the same extent, no. For instance, in my neck of the woods, it is not considered normal to wake someone up by climbing in their bed, hovering over them and shouting.

          • abysswatcher1993
            abysswatcher1993
            July 7, 2018 at 1:04 am | #

            In the past I have expressed how sometimes you have to break boundaries to approach people in need…

            This time it’s not the case and Joyce has to be stopped before she hurts Jacob, Radiah, Sarah, and herself. And this time there i not going to be an alien plot to make her have an epiphany.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              July 7, 2018 at 1:22 am | #

              Well, yes, if its an emergency, it’s necessary, but an emergency is a special circumstance and quite a few general rules can be suspended in an emergency.

              I wouldn’t consider her climbing up and yelling ‘wakey wakey,’ and emergency though. The dorm isn’t on fire, nobody is hurt or sick or in danger, the building’s not being evacuated, heck, nobody was even late. (Although, in any of those circumstances, I’d think just yelling for them would usually suffice, even if there’d be the odd time you have to shake them or get in their face or whatever).

  21. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    July 7, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Just remember, Raidah, Joyce has cut one rapist, and punched another who was a kidnapper. She ain’t afeared of you’un.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      July 7, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

      Of course Joyce is a badass, but Radiah isn’t the villain here. She was the villain in Sarah’s backstory, but she hasn’t done anything that merits her losing her boyfriend over a Christian fangirl with social problems.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        July 7, 2018 at 6:53 am | #

        I even hesitate to call her the villain in Sarah’s backstory. Her great crime is, what, being a passive enabler of someone going through heavy grief and not grasping how bad things were, and blaming Sarah for getting her friend pulled out of college?

        That’s hardly mustache-twirling levels of villainy…

        • Zee
          Zee
          July 7, 2018 at 11:19 am | #

          No, her greatest crime was leading a year long bullying campaign and ACTIVELY telling anyone who approached Sarah to avoided her so she couldn’t make any new friends, further worsening her asocial tendencies and pessimism. That was kind of a big part of Sarah’s story. Even after the truceshe tried talking shit to Jacob about sarah

          • Wraithy2773
            Wraithy2773
            July 7, 2018 at 5:53 pm | #

            Ah. Fair enough.

        • Zee
          Zee
          July 7, 2018 at 11:50 am | #

          I actually went through her tag for this. She literally tells Sarah to die in her first appearance.

          • abysswatcher1993
            abysswatcher1993
            July 7, 2018 at 12:31 pm | #

            Okay, now I remember why Radiah is an asshole.

    • No Name
      No Name
      July 7, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

      PLEASE tell me you forgot the word “guy” after “another” and that you don’t know something we don’t. PLEASE!

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      July 7, 2018 at 4:25 am | #

      Oh the hell she ain’t. All Raidah has to say is the word ‘Koran’ and Joyce will leap twenty feet backwards. Or even ‘mosque’.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/01-face-the-strange/guzzle/

      • GenJen
        GenJen
        July 7, 2018 at 5:17 am | #

        Oof. Thanks for this. I went through the few pages after your link and I remember why there was another reason Raidah left a sour taste in my mouth. She’s very much using him as a status symbol and knows that she can use his need to make his family proud to manipulate him. Eww.
        Not like I had any moral qualms about this in the first place, but i’m now squarely in Camp Jacob (Noooo not that Jacob. I mean, well, yeah him to but that’s not relevant). I wouldn’t be opposed to him getting with Joyce, but I don’t think Radiah’s good for him. She see’s him as a pet project, an investment, rather than a person.

        • Wraithy2773
          Wraithy2773
          July 7, 2018 at 7:23 am | #

          …I just don’t get this look at Raidah, that she’s using him as a status symbol. The one time it comes close to that is her shooing him off to study instead of fool around, referencing his desire for success to prove things to his family, and saying that he knows what he wants and that she’s better for getting him there than Joyce is.

          And yeah, the phrasing is a bit squicky, but another way to read it is “I don’t need to worry about some other woman stealing him, I trust him”…

          • GenJen
            GenJen
            July 8, 2018 at 5:30 am | #

            It’s that line “Your brother didn’t get to where he is by fooling around, did he.” That really got to me. I don’t know, maybe mentioned his brother as an influence to her in private, but it still comes off as super weird for a partner to say. It’s an offputting thing to say, even in a relationship that’s been going on for a few years. Like, i’m not saying she doesn’t have real feelings for him, but I think that’s laced with this idea of being some sort of power couple. Like, He needs me to reach his family standards, not someone studying Education. Rather than two people making each other better, it feels like she’s grooming him.

            Looking back, I probably sounded too harsh on Radiah with the phrase status symbol. She’s not a bad person. She’s more like Dotty, but with a bit more control over her surroundings and a more competitive (not really the word I want use but the best I can think of) streak.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 7, 2018 at 8:50 am | #

          Yeah, I’m pretty sure the best thing about this storyline is that when it all blows up properly, Raidah’s going to lose Jacob. Joyce isn’t going to be rewarded for her boundary breaking by getting, I suspect, but Raidah’s going to do something ugly enough to piss Jacob off.

  22. butts
    butts
    July 7, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    Tolerable to see you again, Raidah.

  23. DeepThought42
    DeepThought42
    July 7, 2018 at 12:11 am | #

    So are they putting pickles on pizza or do they have sandwiches options because pickles seem like a terrible topping like olives which are terrible as well I would rather have pineapple on my pizza then olives or pickles. also if you dont overload the pizza with pineapple it’s actually pretty good. Also Dorothy you have to stay thereI know it sucks but your awkward yet subtle diplomatic prowless is the only thing standing between. a pickle pizza and pineapple pizza!

    I dont know what I am talking about can we see what Carla is doing?

    • AutobotDen
      AutobotDen
      July 7, 2018 at 12:16 am | #

      There’s a thing called cheeseburger pizza. it has pickles.

      • DeepThought42
        DeepThought42
        July 7, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

        ugh that sounds awful I love doll pickles just not on my pizza. I hate sweet pickles.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          July 7, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

          Never underestimate what people put on pizzas.

          • DeepThought42
            DeepThought42
            July 7, 2018 at 12:26 am | #

            Pickles is kind of where I draw the line. Its a l one ne we do not cross!

            • DeepThought42
              DeepThought42
              July 7, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

              I apologize I am writing on a phone I meant to say it’s a line we do not cross.

    • Axel
      Axel
      July 7, 2018 at 1:08 am | #

      Well, it is “Galasso’s Pizza (and subs)”, so yeah, sandwiches, but if they have pickles, at least some people will order them on pizza.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 7, 2018 at 8:51 am | #

        College students will order anything on a pizza. Even if it’s just for a gag.

    • Victor
      Victor
      July 7, 2018 at 8:34 pm | #

      DO NOT DISPARAGE THE OLIVE!

      (Actually a pickle and olive pizza sounds pretty good, assuming they’re dill pickles, because sweet pickles are a crime against humanity. That’s with black AND green olives of course, and with Italian sausage.)

  24. Tacos
    Tacos
    July 7, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

    “Because, you know, they’re proudly serving pickles here again.” is a bit long for the title of a sex tape wouldn’t you say?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 7, 2018 at 12:24 am | #

      And by pickle, he means penis.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        July 7, 2018 at 4:22 am | #

        That brings back some memories. Ah, the old days of YouTube…

    • Pat
      Pat
      July 7, 2018 at 2:15 am | #

      No, I think he means “That was an excellent decision.”
      Or possibly “Are you still… together?”
      “That one girl who we saw briefly” ..?
      Oh, it’s “Sorry, I’ve forgotten her name”!
      “Yeah, that was it!”
      Or maybe “I raced down here as soon as I heard.”

      • Mordecai
        Mordecai
        July 7, 2018 at 3:38 am | #

        That’s ridiculous. It’s obviously referring to “by David M Willis on July 7, 2018 at 12:01 am
        04 – Of Mike And Men”.

  25. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    July 7, 2018 at 12:19 am | #

    Our pickles are happy to be here, proud to serve, nothing but respect for their pizzamates.

  26. ARTSCHOOLRAGE
    ARTSCHOOLRAGE
    July 7, 2018 at 12:20 am | #

    In a way I’m glad that radiah was here, because hey, trying to steal a happily taken man isn’t cool. At the same time, we know radiah has a major attitude problem, soooo I’m gonna make a prediction!

    Radiah will eventually be unable to hide her snark re: thinking joyce as pedestrian or otherwise rag on joyce, expecting jacob to agree with her. Then, jacob disgusted by her repeated not-niceties, dumps her of his own volition.

    THEN, Sometime in 2019, jacob and joyce get together, but to only fall apart when someone- joe, sarah, anyone who is in on the “scheme” of setting up joyce w jacob, ALSO dumps joyce because WOW how rude of you to pursuw mw while i was (then) happily taken.

    I like the idea of jacob being a really morally upstanding straight man to everyone’s dramatic bullshit and having no tolerance for it. Like sarah, but less bitter.

    • CJ
      CJ
      July 7, 2018 at 2:56 am | #

      I really wonder where your expectations that Jacob would feel betrayed stems from.
      Is is part of this “women are home wreckers narrative” that is so lavishly applied to the current situation?

      I’d expect him to laugh about it. And once he hears the back story, he’s going to take Sarah’s part. Because he is a nice guy and can distinguish betrayal from teenager stupidity.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        July 7, 2018 at 7:01 am | #

        …….because people he’s treating like and thinking of as friends are explicitly trying to manipulate him into ending a relationship he’s happy with and hooking up with one of them?

        Sure, it’s no knife in the ribs, but FFS it’s a shitty thing to do. The shitty “Women are homewreckers” narrative comes from when the women aren’t explicitly angling to sleep with a man in a monogamous relationship (and, often, when the man is actively trying to sleep with them) but society treats the women as the evil party because they should just try to keep their legs closed.

        Here, the active, explicit intent of Joyce has been to break up Jacob and Raidah so that Jacob could instead date someone that Joyce approves of, whether it’s Sarah or herself. That is fucked up shit and a betrayal of what Jacob sees as a casual friendship.

      • Joe Angel
        Joe Angel
        July 7, 2018 at 9:22 am | #

        They are actively trying to wreck a happy home in this actual situation so what the hell CJ.

      • CJ
        CJ
        July 8, 2018 at 6:27 am | #

        The active intent of Joyce is to get close to Jacob. That this means Raidah and him have to part in incidental, not her main intention.

        Joyce has fallen for Jacob and is making her feelings known.
        There is nothing at all wrong with doing so.
        The homewrecker story (she is trying to break them up) is yours, not hers (though the true-love-story she might be telling herself – we can’t be sure she is but give her upbringing ist likely – is a much bullshit as the home wrecker story).

        Also, given the interactions Raidah/ Jacob we’ve seen, I don’t believe there’s a happy home to wreck, but that question is actually irrevant.

  27. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    July 7, 2018 at 12:21 am | #

    At first I totally read panel 2 as Jacob staring at the ceiling and gleefully shouting “Raidah!” purely in response to Dorothy’s question.

    I read it correctly now (I read Raidah as approaching the table from the wrong direction), but at least I got a good chuckle out of my mistake.

    And Jacob does look darn happy to see her, doesn’t he?

  28. bejouled
    bejouled
    July 7, 2018 at 12:28 am | #

    Raidah has never had her hair up like that before, and she’s never dressed that way. Is SHE copying JOYCE?

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 7, 2018 at 12:35 am | #

      Raidah layers a lot lately and we’ve seen her wearing sweaters before. No, the new bit is the ponytail.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      July 7, 2018 at 1:06 am | #

      Raidah’s hair is definitely different from what we’ve seen before, and I’m wondering if that’s just her trying a new look or if she’s got some ulterior motive here.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      July 7, 2018 at 3:16 am | #

      To copy Joyce, she needs a sweater hoodie.

  29. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    July 7, 2018 at 12:31 am | #

    I totally believe Dorothy is realizing that she’s attracted to Jacob.

  30. Irredentist
    Irredentist
    July 7, 2018 at 12:32 am | #

    He told Raidah they were all having lunch here? What an idiot.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      July 7, 2018 at 12:37 am | #

      And he’s an idiot for inviting his girlfriend to join his friends for lunch…why?

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        July 7, 2018 at 1:02 am | #

        He isn’t the idiot… but he would be if he was aware of his feelings for Joyce. Radiah isn’t going to be happy.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          July 7, 2018 at 1:42 am | #

          For now — and I reserve the right to change my opinion later — but for now, I’m going with assumption that Jacob is just naturally and innocently flirtatious. He’s not ashamed of his interactions with Joyce because they don’t mean anything to him, and he might be genuinely shocked if anyone interpreted them as anything other than friendship.

          Meanwhile, Joyce, I am guessing, is interpreting their mutual flirtation as something that could lead to more than friendship. Which is why she gets flustered when Raidah appears suddenly.

          • Conuly
            Conuly
            July 7, 2018 at 2:19 am | #

            Anecdotally, I’ve heard from people raised in similar environments as Joyce that all that purity culture nonsense can make it really, really hard to see the difference between “normal human interaction” and “flirting/lust”. Is asking for shared notes a sign he likes you? Does a single group pizza outing indicate true love? Why else would a person smile and says hi to people of the opposite sex other than to flirt? Who can tell these things?

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 7, 2018 at 9:05 am | #

              Honestly, when you’re crushing hard on someone, it’s often hard not to over interpret every little interaction, whether you’re coming out of a purity culture or not. Much like we do, reading this comic.:)

              And I agree that Jacob’s not at all conscious of what’s going on – him letting Raidah know about lunch with Joyce is pretty good evidence of that. That said, Joyce’s flirting is working on him, even if he’s not consciously aware of it.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                July 7, 2018 at 9:08 am | #

                Meant to add, it’s not just Joyce reading more than friendship into Jacob’s flirtation. Pretty much everyone else exposed has picked up on it. Like Dorothy in the last strip. And Raidah sensed the threat last time they met.

                • Marsh Maryrose
                  Marsh Maryrose
                  July 7, 2018 at 4:56 pm | #

                  I concur. I think I said a while ago that the only person who doesn’t realize that Jacob’s attracted to Joyce is Jacob.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      July 7, 2018 at 12:53 am | #

      Hm, didn’t catch that.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      July 7, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

      What? Honesty and openness in a relationship is idiotic now?

      Just when I had got the memo!

  31. Lilyliv
    Lilyliv
    July 7, 2018 at 12:40 am | #

    A real pickle indeed, Dorothy.

  32. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    July 7, 2018 at 12:49 am | #

    Galasso proudly serving pickles to pickly situations since 1983.

  33. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    July 7, 2018 at 1:00 am | #

    When the atheist girl knows the Christian girl is going to make the Muslim girl angry, and the lesbian girl is going to take pictures. By the gods of Wakfu, Tamriel and Discworld, this seems like a cantina joke, but without Mexicans!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      July 7, 2018 at 4:27 am | #

      Maybe they’ll all decide their various religious views are silly and convert to the Dibellan arts.

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        July 7, 2018 at 6:49 am | #

        Praise Talos and death to the Thalmor.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        July 7, 2018 at 1:03 pm | #

        You mean having open sexual relationships and praising a piece of religious crafting to get extra points for 7 hours?

    • SolomonK
      SolomonK
      July 7, 2018 at 10:47 am | #

      Even though “Jew” is capitalized here, as it often is not in this comment section, the term “Jew boy” is offensive, of course, and “Jewish” is an adjective while “Jew” is not.

      • SolomonK
        SolomonK
        July 11, 2018 at 4:28 pm | #

        I am unhappy to see that this comment got no response, and that the comment with the offensive term “Jew boy” was not taken down.

  34. Proto
    Proto
    July 7, 2018 at 1:12 am | #

    I’m confused, is Dorothy’s face in the last panel because she senses drama incoming or because she’s also trying to make this Jacob/Joyce thing happen and Raidah’s presence hinders that plan?

    • Coma
      Coma
      July 7, 2018 at 2:05 am | #

      I think it’s too early for her to want to make a Jacob/Joyce thing happening. Just the day before yesterday (so like, 10 seconds in-comic) she realised there was something between them – I think it’s more like “Woah, this could become pretty awkward”

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 8, 2018 at 12:02 am | #

        The last few comics with Jacob in them are a masterclass in visual storytelling, with art conveying so much more than the words about what is happening internally. As Joyce left, we saw Dorothy realize what was happening. Like many of the commenters here, Dorothy is not pleased with the ethics of what Joyce is doing (and while I disagree, thinking its a knee-jerk ethical position that denies Jacob his fair choice, this is a flag that Dorothy’s position may be Willis’s as well), so that when Raidah says she raced down as soon as she heard, Dorothy’s instinctive unthinking relieved reaction is “That was an EXCELLENT decision” and then in the last panel she hears what she just said as it sounded out of the clear blue. It demands an explanation and all she has is a lame comment about them serving pickles again. Which was actually pretty fast thinking, but just wait till in minute when it hits her that what she said could be taken to imply that Raidah is a pickle.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      July 7, 2018 at 7:09 am | #

      …what makes you think that Dorothy is wanting to make a Jacob/Joyce thing happen? The closest thing I can see is her going “…sorry, Jacob, she’s usually not this weird…”, which is something you do for a friend.

      I don’t see Dorothy shipping Jacob/Joyce. I see her realizing what Joyce is up to and going “Oh. Fuck.”

    • Bladeglory
      Bladeglory
      July 7, 2018 at 7:42 am | #

      Dorothy’s face in the last panel means “WHY is you attending an excellent decision, you ask? Uh… UH… UHHHHH because pickles are being served again and definitely not because I just realized Joyce is trying to court your boyfriend. Nope it’s definitely not that second one.”

    • Gimmick
      Gimmick
      July 7, 2018 at 8:20 am | #

      I read the situation as ‘I can tell my friend has a crush on you and that perhaps you have some tiny feelings too, so I’m gonna scout out if you’re single and oh dear, that’s your girlfriend, Joyce’s behaviour is gonna make this…. difficult’. Like, Dorothy cares for Joyce but I don’t think she’s going to ENCOURAGE her breaking a couple up.

  35. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 7, 2018 at 1:18 am | #

    UUUUUM!

    JACOB SEEMED INTENT ON JOYCE

    JOYCE STILL IN FOR JACOB

    RAIDAH’S APPEARANCE IMPLIES JACOB TOLD HER

    I’m…I’M NOT SURE JACOB IS NAIVE ABOUT THIS

    This whole ball of drama…WHAT IS GOING ON

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      July 7, 2018 at 4:01 am | #

      I’m expecting a lot of passive-aggressive verbal sparring between Raidah and Joyce with poor Dorothy caught in the middle and an innocently uncomprehending Jacob trying to work out what is happening.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 8, 2018 at 12:13 am | #

        Jacob trying to work out what is happening? Maybe. Jacob has a history of making girl-friends jealous. He is obviously enjoying flirting with Joyce. He has apparently just invited his girl-friend down to watch. I hope I’m misreading, but patterns of behavior are a thing and I’m really unconvinced Jacob is innocent.

  36. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    July 7, 2018 at 1:20 am | #

    Once again, I have to ask questions, the answers to which may be obvious to everyone else?

    What did Raidah hear, and from whom did she hear it?

    On the first count, the news of the morning is that Dorothy and Walky broke up, and that Jason was fired. Raidah has no reason to care about either of those.

    On the second: the only thing that makes sense to me is if Jacob texted Raidah about lunch plans. But why would she drop everything and race if all she got from Jacob was “You wanna have lunch?”

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 7, 2018 at 1:31 am | #

      Jacob probably included who they’d be having lunch with (Joyce and Dorothy). Raidah’s friends are suspicious of Joyce so I’m not surprised she’d book it over to make sure nothing happens.

      • Nono
        Nono
        July 7, 2018 at 1:35 am | #

        Or maybe she heard that Sarah wasn’t coming and was all, ‘SCORE!’

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        July 7, 2018 at 1:54 am | #

        This would certainly be something she might think privately, but she wouldn’t announce it to Jacob and a random person she met once. So I’m still wondering what’s up with “I raced down here as soon as I heard”?

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 7, 2018 at 2:11 am | #

          Heard they were there and having lunch and she was welcome to join them maybe?

          • Emily
            Emily
            July 7, 2018 at 6:09 am | #

            Yeah, I’m not sure why we’re searching for deeper meanings here when that’s the pretty obvious conclusion to draw.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 7, 2018 at 9:10 am | #

              Well, that’s the surface meaning and the one Jacob’s intended to hear. But she definitely raced over because of Joyce.

        • Pat
          Pat
          July 7, 2018 at 2:19 am | #

          She likes the restaurant. He said he was at the restaurant and invited her to join. That would be enough, wouldn’t it?
          It might be a little odd in the cafeteria (though I’d just assume she was exaggerating), but in a popular pizza restaurant?

          • Tan
            Tan
            July 7, 2018 at 9:00 am | #

            (and subs)

  37. stoodmuffin
    stoodmuffin
    July 7, 2018 at 1:43 am | #

    DORTHY knows what’s up

  38. Coma
    Coma
    July 7, 2018 at 2:00 am | #

    It’s been some time since we’ve seen her, so I had to check her tag to realise “Yeah, Raidah looked like this.”
    (in my defense, she smiles. Most of the time we’ve seen her she didn’t smile)

    Now I wonder what will happen. And…damn, what would’ve happened if Sarah’d still be there? (remember, she was invited to lunch too)

    • Krys Brynhildr
      Krys Brynhildr
      July 7, 2018 at 2:49 am | #

      Pretty sure we haven’t ever seen her with a ponytail before either, and looking over the archives to confirm that, she used to have a lot less bushy of eyebrows too.

      So yeah, its not like its hard to see why she’d be difficult to recall that way, since she’s either changed her style or uh…got a visual redesign in the long gap since she last got screen time?

  39. Nobody
    Nobody
    July 7, 2018 at 2:03 am | #

    Poor Dorothy

  40. Conuly
    Conuly
    July 7, 2018 at 2:16 am | #

    Wow, Raidah, insecure much? Jacob isn’t cheating on you with two girls at once in a pizza joint. And if he is, you racing down there is exactly the wrong reaction. Dump anybody who tries that move, don’t cling to them.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 7, 2018 at 2:43 am | #

      I don’t think she suspects he’s cheating on her, but I do think she’s keenly aware of Joyce’s interest and wants to keep an eye on that.

      • bryy
        bryy
        July 7, 2018 at 3:50 am | #

        Radiah has also expressed an interest in controlling Jacob’s life. So.

        • Wraithy2773
          Wraithy2773
          July 7, 2018 at 7:13 am | #

          …I’ve looked back over Raidah’s appearances, and the closest that’s come is “no, we shouldn’t fool around, you know you have studying to do”.

          It’s a little controlling, sure, but it came off to me more as trying to support your boyfriend and help him succeed. And given that she hasn’t gone “Jacob, I want you to stop meeting with other women”, aka “Giant Red Flag #1 about Controlling Girlfriend”… yeah.

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            July 7, 2018 at 9:45 am | #

            What is the most physical intimacy we’ve been let know to happen with these two?

            They don’t get a lot of panel time without Sarah, Joyce, or others around.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 7, 2018 at 10:39 am | #

              Physical intimacy? They’ve talked about fooling around – rejected that time, but in a casual way that suggests it does happen at other times. In pretty much every appearance together, they’re in physical contact – holding hands, arm around the shoulder like here, something. Not much more than that, but like you say, we don’t see them in private.

  41. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 7, 2018 at 2:19 am | #

    I can understand Dorothy’s sudden attack of anxiety. I would feel the same, sitting at ground zero of a nuclear explosion the way she is!

  42. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    July 7, 2018 at 3:00 am | #

    Raced Down here, that sounds like some pretty clingy behaviour…

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      July 7, 2018 at 8:58 am | #

      Isn’t Jacob worth racing down for?

      • Eldritch Gentleman
        Eldritch Gentleman
        July 7, 2018 at 10:49 am | #

        Hmm point conceded

  43. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 7, 2018 at 3:05 am | #

    Ha, let’s give Raidah her due: That was an awesome entrance

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      July 7, 2018 at 3:44 am | #

      I don’t know. Coulda used more explosions and strobe lights…

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        July 7, 2018 at 4:00 am | #

        It’s a comic, so we couldn’t hear them play Killer Queen over the PA as she walked in.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          July 7, 2018 at 4:28 am | #

          You need a browser plugin for that.

      • Remmington Steele
        Remmington Steele
        July 7, 2018 at 11:31 am | #

        Dry ice and “BAWAHAHAHA”

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 7, 2018 at 12:38 pm | #

        *Edna Mode voice* NO STROBE LIGHTS.

  44. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    July 7, 2018 at 4:31 am | #

    My, but Jacob looks awkward in panel 3.

    *Starts popping popcorn*

    *Doesn’t actually start popping popcorn, because there are another 20 hours till things get going, and cold popcorn is disgusting*

    *Girds loins and raises shields again everyone who’s about to claim that cold popcorn is edible*

  45. Arianod
    Arianod
    July 7, 2018 at 5:16 am | #

    “You could even say that we’re in one.”

  46. Caya
    Caya
    July 7, 2018 at 5:57 am | #

    Which one is supposed to be the sex tape title? I see several options:
    – So, Jacob, are you still together?
    – Together with that one girl who we saw briefly at Joyce’s dorm party.
    – Glad you could make it to lunch with us.
    – They are proudly serving pickles here.

    • Scoops
      Scoops
      July 7, 2018 at 10:14 am | #

      I raced down here soon as I heard.

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 7, 2018 at 11:38 pm | #

      Waiting for Dorothy to realize she just implied Raidah is a pickle.

  47. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    July 7, 2018 at 7:21 am | #

    Jacob has his hand on her shoulder in panel five. Nice to see.

  48. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 7, 2018 at 9:01 am | #

    Raidah makes a superhero entry. DYW needs to add the sparkles and larger font that they use in comics when a hero makes their entrance. But my html skills don’t let me do that in a comment – not lately.

  49. Arioch
    Arioch
    July 7, 2018 at 11:01 am | #

    My 2 cents… Jacob isn’t stupid, he knows that he is starting to crush on Joyce a little bit too. Not a lot, but a little. But, he’s in a happy relationship and he also likes her as a friend and genuinely wants to be friends with Joyce and believes he can be. So, he does what many people do, he tries to mitigate. A sit down lunch where a bunch of their other friends might bail? (And, they did.) Invite Raidah to join them.
    And, Raidah’s not stupid either. I may not like her for how she has treated several people, but she isn’t stupid. She knows he likes Joyce. Hell yes, she is emulating Joyce’s look a little bit. I would not be surprised if she was wearing boots. She will probably try to make Joyce look bad and get Jacob to not like her. We’ll see how that works out…

  50. Zee
    Zee
    July 7, 2018 at 11:32 am | #

    Ooooh I hate raidah but I’m so glad to see her here. Can’t wait for shit to hit the fan

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 7, 2018 at 11:35 pm | #

      Trouble iis, when shit hits the fan, you never know where it’s going to go.

  51. Sae
    Sae
    July 7, 2018 at 12:28 pm | #

    Is the alt-text a Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference?

    • Beef
      Beef
      July 7, 2018 at 6:55 pm | #

      Only other place I’ve seen that joke. I love it

  52. Parzival
    Parzival
    July 7, 2018 at 12:31 pm | #

    On the one hand, Joyce and Jacob are doing something quite wrong.

    On the other hand, fuck Raidah.

    I’m not sure which side to root for and am having a bit of a crisis.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 7, 2018 at 2:11 pm | #

      That’s pretty much me. Though I think Jacob’s basically innocent here – other than of being flirtatious and oblivious.

      I expect disaster all round.

      Hopefully Joyce will learn a lesson about boundaries and Raidah will show her true colors and Jacob will dump her and find someone else eventually.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        July 7, 2018 at 5:03 pm | #

        “I Expect Disaster All Round” would the title of my sex tape.

    • Conuly
      Conuly
      July 7, 2018 at 7:22 pm | #

      Going out to pizza with a friend isn’t wrong. Period.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 7, 2018 at 8:16 pm | #

        Not in and of itself, no.

        But it depends on what you’re doing while you’re out to pizza with that friend.
        You could be plotting a crime. It’s still conspiracy, even if you do it over pizza with a friend.
        One of you could be trying to seduce the other, which might be wrong, depending on other circumstances.

    • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
      ǝ snow ʍousɐ
      July 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm | #

      I like your Kurisu avatar! Is that Amadeus?

    • Vi
      Vi
      July 10, 2018 at 5:30 am | #

      Yeah I’m definitely on the “fuck Raidah” side of things. Jacob does deserve someone better. I don’t think Jacob is doing anything wrong though- if he DOES like Joyce, I don’t think he even realizes it, or he wouldn’t have invited his girlfriend. There’s no guilt here. And for Joyce, I think she’s just got a crush, I don’t know if she’s actually done anything horrible yet.

  53. woobie
    woobie
    July 7, 2018 at 2:52 pm | #

    Too bad Sarah decided to bail on lunch.

  54. Jago
    Jago
    July 7, 2018 at 5:29 pm | #

    Feeling threatened, Raidah?

  55. Mad Maple
    Mad Maple
    July 7, 2018 at 6:21 pm | #

    Oh dang. I arrive on this panel and i realise that i’ve caugth up with Willis. This webcomic have been all my free time for this week. I retroactively compatize with everyone who is now in my situation. No more binge reading for ol’me.

  56. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    July 7, 2018 at 6:49 pm | #

    CALLED IT

  57. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 7, 2018 at 10:41 pm | #

    Also – I think the way Jacob’s face brightens when he tells Dorothy Raidah’s name is really cute.

    • Vi
      Vi
      July 10, 2018 at 5:29 am | #

      YEAH THAT IS VERY CUTE THOUGH I’M NOT SURE RAIDAH DESERVES IT. I MEANT TO SAY THAT IN MY COMMENT, THAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS SO CUTE. AND THEN I FORGOT. SO THANK YOU.

  58. Clif
    Clif
    July 7, 2018 at 11:20 pm | #

    Keep digging, Dorothy.

  59. Samantha
    Samantha
    July 7, 2018 at 11:42 pm | #

    Am I the only one who doesn’t think Joyce is doing anything wrong anymore she confronted her friend about trying to use her. Now she genuinly likes Jacob and has been only mildly flirty she’s just obviously crushing on him but mostly seems to being his friend and trying to display herself better around him not outright hitting on him.
    What I expect to happen Raidah decides to be mean to Joyce Because of her relationship with Sarah prompting anger from Jacob that she could be so petty. First chink in their relationship and then Dorothy reminds Joyce that Jacob is not available

    • Vi
      Vi
      July 10, 2018 at 5:28 am | #

      I kinda agree! I don’t think Joyce has done anything in particular; she seems to have a crush on Jacob, but she’s just awkward because she’s realized that now. I don’t think she’s been hitting on him or anything yet.

  60. Vi
    Vi
    July 10, 2018 at 5:27 am | #

    I’m gonna be real- I really don’t LIKE Raidah. I’m not for the boyfriend stealing, but I don’t like her as a whole. The thing with her and her friends making fun of Dina, the reason they’re mad at Sarah when Sarah honestly did the best thing she could in the situation she was in, the way she treats Jacob when talking about him to her friends, I don’t LIKE her. I don’t think she’s a very good person.

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