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by David M Willis on March 7, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Sometimes the Sky Was So Far Away
└ Tags: becky, leslie

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    March 7, 2019 at 12:01 am | #

    EVERYONE’S FAVOURITE LESLIE’S COUCH

  2. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    March 7, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    The alt-text is summoning you, Bagge.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 7, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      It sure did. AND HERE I AM!

      • LookingIn
        LookingIn
        March 7, 2019 at 12:51 am | #

        If we say your name three times, is it a good blessing or a curse? 😀

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          March 7, 2019 at 1:15 am | #

          It usually means you get a three hour rant about something I find weird but rad 🙂

          So…. a bit of both, I suppose.

          • WeirderThanWeird
            WeirderThanWeird
            March 7, 2019 at 7:11 am | #

            I’m down for this. Bagge, Bagge, Bagge!

            • adjudicus
              adjudicus
              March 7, 2019 at 11:10 am | #

              As am I.

              • Bagge
                Bagge
                March 7, 2019 at 4:06 pm | #

                Ah… right… rant.

                I have performance anxiety.

                Anyway. Uh… Becky. This is the uncompromising optimism I love. Even when a touch bitterness slips in about only ALMOST having a home and the kind of possessions that are taken for granted by her peers, she is just so dang proud of herself and her accomplishments.

                You go, Becky.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      March 7, 2019 at 4:47 am | #

      Homeless Teen, Homeless Teen…
      *Ends up humming the modified Spiderman theme all day…*
      I….think I may have been summoned as well somehow…

  3. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 7, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Bratty teenage daughter/struggling but cool lesbian mom dynamic is going fine 🙂

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      March 7, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

      I wonder if Becky will develop a crush on Anna’s ex.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        March 7, 2019 at 3:54 am | #

        Eh, she is just getting over a cute, kind girl with an endearing vulnerability. 🙂

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/vulnerability/

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        March 7, 2019 at 8:17 am | #

        Nah. Once you go Dina, you never go back.

  4. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    March 7, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh boy, another rousing couple of days of Anna treating everyone around her like shit.

    I wish Leslie had better taste.

    • Zach
      Zach
      March 7, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      Unless she looks in the mirror or we get a moderate amount of backstory, there’s no accounting for taste.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      March 7, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      Same.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      March 7, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      I am petitioning Willis to add Anna to the poll so I can vote for her. Let the Anna wars begin!

      Seriously, we have barely seen Anna. I don’t get why people are dumping on her when we barely know her.

      • Valerie
        Valerie
        March 7, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

        Because she’s a total jerk from what we have seen.

        • Valerie
          Valerie
          March 7, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

          My gravatar lolololol

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          March 7, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

          It’s the “from what we have seen” part that I’m commenting on. We’ve seen her in a grand total of eight strips comprising two scenes, in the first of which she was clearly already in an irritated mood. (Like anyone here hasn’t been.)

          And maybe she is a total jerk, I’m not saying she’s not. I’m just saying that the evidence for dumping all over her does not yet seem to be in, as far as I can see.

          • tyersome
            tyersome
            March 7, 2019 at 1:00 am | #

            You seem to come from a nice place — is your home dimension accepting refugees?

          • regina phalange
            regina phalange
            March 7, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

            So when’s the evidence in? She’s ranged from jerk to downright asshole in every one of her appearances. Actions speak louder than intentions (not that any intention could justify her behavior in those 8 strips), and her actions and words say “jerkass” loud and clear.

            • Inahc
              Inahc
              March 7, 2019 at 1:57 am | #

              Also her lines are based on Mike. *Mike*.

              • Inahc
                Inahc
                March 7, 2019 at 2:02 am | #

                That said, as much as I dislike Anna, I’m not really enjoying the comments complaining about her showing up, either. I don’t *disagree*, it just .. really doesn’t add anything to the discussion.

                • Schpoonman
                  Schpoonman
                  March 7, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

                  Anna reeks of my last roommate, who spent the entire 15 months we lived together constantly verbally abusing me.

                • Inahc
                  Inahc
                  March 7, 2019 at 2:21 am | #

                  Well shit. :/ That sucks. I’m glad I don’t have to deal with such people in RL any more.

                • Inahc
                  Inahc
                  March 7, 2019 at 2:30 am | #

                  …Well, rarely, at least. There was a random woman who went off on me in Costco last year, and I was shaking for a while afterwards. :/

                • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
                  ǝ snow ʍousɐ
                  March 7, 2019 at 7:19 am | #

                  :c *offers hugs*

              • Schpoonman
                Schpoonman
                March 7, 2019 at 12:54 pm | #

                Thank you. I’ve reached that point where I’m mostly over it, I don’t go looking for reminders anymore, and most of the time I don’t think about anymore, but when Anna was introduced I was still living in Colorado, so people cheering Anna on was the biggest slap in my face this comment section has ever produced.

                • Schpoonman
                  Schpoonman
                  March 7, 2019 at 12:55 pm | #

                  (The above was supposed to be in reply to a snow mouse)

          • Valerie
            Valerie
            March 7, 2019 at 4:50 am | #

            The way story-telling tends to work is that the author will show us what’s important and leave out what’s not. The fact that Anna hasn’t been nice a single time in her eight strips is pretty clear evidence that Willis intends for her to be portrayed as a jerk. (Obviously Willis’ word outweighs mine on this, if he wants to correct me.)

            It’s possible that she might eventually change, get some character development. But relationships that start with a person needing to change are… not usually very healthy. So the only thing I’m shipping Anna with is therapy.

          • segnosaur
            segnosaur
            March 7, 2019 at 5:36 pm | #

            When you first met Anna she was berating Becky. Now, she may have been irritated because she was “standing in the way”, but the polite thing to do would have been to say “excuse me” and get on with life. Then after that she insults Mindy’s appearance. (And, in that same scene, Mindy mentions that her parents would have preferred if she dated a different girl, which suggests that Anna was not very nice to them either.)

            When you next saw Anna, she managed to recognize Leslie by calling her “big nose”.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        March 7, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

        I think she’s had like three or four lines in literally all of her appearances where she wasn’t being incredibly rude and hostile as her first and only option.

        Fuck Anna.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          March 7, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

          I think Leslie just did.

          • Schpoonman
            Schpoonman
            March 7, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

            Like I said, Leslie has bad taste in partners.

            • Dana
              Dana
              March 7, 2019 at 1:19 am | #

              Say what you will about Anna, I think everyone can agree Leslie has bad taste in partners. Even if it’s an aberration, being a jerk is how Anna landed her.

              • C.T Phipps
                C.T Phipps
                March 7, 2019 at 2:16 am | #

                Poor Adult Lesbian Joyce (how i consider Anna’s roommate).

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          March 7, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

          Hey, hey, what’d I say?/Anna’s a rude thing all the way./Shoots her mouth, acts like a butt;/Leslie must be some kind of nut.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 7, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      At least she has good taste in movies, if those posters are any indication.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        March 7, 2019 at 12:24 am | #

        People always look at me like I’m crazy when I say that I think The Force Awakens is the second-best Star Wars movie.

        It’s a better Episode IV. What’s not to like?

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          March 7, 2019 at 12:38 am | #

          Any time someone complains about the new trilogy, I like to go read the fanboy reviews of the OT they’re accidentally quoting.

        • Kinoko
          Kinoko
          March 7, 2019 at 1:36 pm | #

          I adore Force Awakens. It’s funny how all the fans that scream at me that nobody needed a rehash of Episode IV are men. Look, I couldn’t identify with Luke as a kid, and Leia, awesome as she is, doesn’t have my personality type either. Rey is the hero little kid me deserved, god dammit, and I need her in my life. <3

          • Kinoko
            Kinoko
            March 7, 2019 at 1:42 pm | #

            Also funnily enough, the criticisms leveled at Rey are suspicious similar to those leveled at Korra from the Avatar-verse, who I also love dearly for the same reasons. Can the chosen one archetype just belong to women sometimes? Can they be naturally talented and strong and still mess up and learn form their mistakes? I’m so happy for all the little girls who get to feel like main characters now. Realizing that during TFA made me weep in the theater.

    • Aaron
      Aaron
      March 7, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      My thoughts exactly. I hope she ain’t a dick to Becky, or else my blood will boil to the point my arteries melt.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      March 7, 2019 at 12:39 am | #

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Leslie ended up with Mindy

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        March 7, 2019 at 1:56 am | #

        Nah, Leslie was a giant asshole to Mindy. Told her she wasn’t ready to date and then jumped Anna the very first opportunity she had.

  5. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    March 7, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    . . . Oh God Becky is the Todd to Leslie’s Bojack Horseman huh?

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      March 7, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      Leslie is way better than BoJack, though. Maybe Leslie is Jurj Clooners and Becky is Keith.

    • Dana
      Dana
      March 7, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

      At least she’s not Kato Kaelin to Leslie’s OJ Simpson.

  6. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 7, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    spider leslie, spider leslie, doing whatever a spider leslie does

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      March 7, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

      can she pick a good girlfriend?
      No she can’t
      It’s always bad
      Look out, here comes the spider Leslie

  7. Lily
    Lily
    March 7, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Imagine getting out of bed and being able to see, perfectly

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      March 7, 2019 at 1:08 am | #

      That dream has already passed a half-century duration for me, been wearing glasses for 49 years. Took a while before I figured out why I couldn’t read the board from the back row.

      • jeffepp
        jeffepp
        March 7, 2019 at 5:13 am | #

        Yup. That “you’re that age of teen, so your eyes are gonna shift over night” experience.

  8. BlueOneTrunk
    BlueOneTrunk
    March 7, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Is Becky the Man?

  9. Danielle
    Danielle
    March 7, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    becky has a bed!

    ………..bedky

    • Kern Wallace
      Kern Wallace
      March 7, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      But how does she unlock it?

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        March 7, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

        With Walkey!

        … I don’t know how she got him to agree to such an inconvenient arrangement, but hey.

        • MatthewTheLucky
          MatthewTheLucky
          March 7, 2019 at 8:21 am | #

          He’s probably in awe of her power.

          Hey, have they talked since the hospital?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 7, 2019 at 10:21 am | #

            A few times, but not specifically about that – most recently she talked to him in Dina’s room making out with Amber. Before that, when drunk Walky and Jason went to Galasso’s. They talked about the breakup a bit.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      March 7, 2019 at 10:16 am | #

      These shippings and shipping names are getting out of control.

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        March 7, 2019 at 11:19 am | #

        Hey, everyone deserves a healthy relationship with a bed!

  10. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    March 7, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    This is the best [grawlix] alt-text ever!

  11. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    March 7, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Every five minutes? Did Leslie get any sleep last night?

    (…don’t answer that.)

  12. Pacce
    Pacce
    March 7, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Could it be? Is it possible? Is it… finally… BECKY TIEM?!
    <3

  13. tirachokko
    tirachokko
    March 7, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    aw becky

  14. Woomy
    Woomy
    March 7, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Who is Becky talking to

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      March 7, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      Us. Becky will not be silenced by something as trivial as a fourth wall.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        March 7, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

        Yeah, she is not well known for her ability to shut up.

      • John
        John
        March 7, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

        Becky took out the fourth wall (along with the first through third) when she came out of the closet.

        • Chris Phoenix
          Chris Phoenix
          March 7, 2019 at 3:39 am | #

          She didn’t come out of the closet. She nuked it until it just wasn’t there anymore.

          • jmsr7
            jmsr7
            March 7, 2019 at 10:17 pm | #

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

            That means the 4th wall is gone and she can see and hear us. HELLO BECKY!!! YOU’RE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER!!!

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      March 7, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      Herself, I assume.

    • Deadjolras
      Deadjolras
      March 7, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      To herself and probably to Leslie as well, to let her know Becky is aware of her presence.

    • Dara
      Dara
      March 7, 2019 at 12:53 am | #

      I kind of wish that Leslie’s head appearing on the rightmost panel was actually, like, a gif overlay that only showed up every five minutes.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      March 7, 2019 at 1:09 am | #

      Some people, like the woman I married, are unfamiliar with the concept of the internal monologue. They think it, they say it…

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        March 7, 2019 at 3:56 pm | #

        Like in the old saying:
        “How can I know what I think if I don’t hear what I say?”

  15. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    March 7, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    I was hoping for some more Becky. Great stuff.

  16. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    March 7, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    I’m surprised Bagge is alive. Because apart from the dream sequence a few days ago, this is Becky’s first appearance since September 18; and I was pretty certain Bagge need her special brand of DOOFUSness to survive.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 7, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

      I’ve done a lot of re-reading old Becky strips 🙂

      And while there has been a shortage of Becky, we have seen a lot of both Dorothy and Joyce, so I’m good!

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        March 7, 2019 at 10:03 am | #

        Have you done any re-reading of Always Human?

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          March 7, 2019 at 10:48 am | #

          Every time you mention that comic, my dental bill goes up.

          I’ll fax it to you, your Majesty. 😛

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          March 7, 2019 at 12:27 pm | #

          Honestly not, I haven’t even finished it. Maybe I should archive binge it now when it’s finish… OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO CUTE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL!

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 7, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Doctor My Eyes, tell me what is wrong
    Was I unwise to leave them open for so long…?

  18. Bobcat
    Bobcat
    March 7, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    …”here comes the homeless teeeeeeeen!”

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      March 7, 2019 at 12:11 am | #

      I hadn’t read the hovertext when I first read your comment, and I thought you were stretching out the word “ten.” Like, yeah, Becky’s homeless, but she’s still a ten.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        March 7, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

        It helps that she’s homeless due to being a badass.

  19. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    March 7, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh my gosh, that alt-text. Characters get theme songs now!?

    I’m no songwriter, but I’m pretty sure some kind of floodgate just opened!

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      March 7, 2019 at 1:56 am | #

      Dananananananananananananananana Sa-Rah!

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      March 7, 2019 at 3:41 am | #

      As Jeph said, All personal theme songs must follow the Spider Man melody.

      • Catman
        Catman
        March 7, 2019 at 4:24 am | #

        If you’re in Clark,
        Then watch out mate.
        Here comes Carla on roller skates.
        Zipping quickly down the halls
        Driving Mary up the walls.
        Look out!
        Carla’s on roller skates.

        Has she got drones?
        Listen bud
        Watch them descend from above.
        Eager almost any time
        To deliver jackets Rutten Style,
        Then watch
        them leave with a soft buzz.

        • Catman
          Catman
          March 7, 2019 at 4:30 am | #

          Who’s an ino-cent cutie
          Who prob’ly wants to bone Walky
          Solves problems without a fight
          And hosts two person movie nights
          That’s right!
          The wonderful Lucy

          • Catman
            Catman
            March 7, 2019 at 4:37 am | #

            He’s super into buying toys,
            And also fond of kissing
            Yes here he is, the great Ethan
            Hear crowds shout out “he’s the man!”
            Hot damn,
            Apple’s got some tight abs

            • Catman
              Catman
              March 7, 2019 at 4:44 am | #

              Here’s the one
              You’ve waited for
              Our beloved dinosaur
              Wearing her green Dino hat
              {Becky gets turned on by that}
              DINA!
              or favorite Dino-girl

            • Catman
              Catman
              March 7, 2019 at 4:48 am | #

              Dammit the Ethan one was supposed to say kissing boys.

              • ShinyNeen
                ShinyNeen
                March 7, 2019 at 11:20 am | #

                Hah! Yes! Awesome!

                Better than I could have ever hoped for, too. Thank you!

              • Bagge
                Bagge
                March 7, 2019 at 3:41 pm | #

                I love them! Especially Lucy’s verse.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 7, 2019 at 3:44 pm | #

      There is a precedence
      https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3352

  20. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    March 7, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    Is the alt-text a filk of Blondie’s “Rapture”?

    • brionl
      brionl
      March 7, 2019 at 12:46 am | #

      On the off chance that you’re not kidding:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUtziaZlDeE

      By an interesting bit of synchronicity, I’ve just been watching Into the Spider-Verse on Google Play. I’d just got to the end credits when I decided to load up the new DOA, and ‘lo the alt-text.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        March 7, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

        …. oh, right. That would make more sense.

  21. lilyliv --> ian livs
    lilyliv --> ian livs
    March 7, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

    I like the transition from Joyce waking up to Becky waking up. (Sorry if anyone’s already commented on that, haha)

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 7, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

      Agreed. It was neatly done.

  22. MatsuoTanuki
    MatsuoTanuki
    March 7, 2019 at 12:50 am | #

    Glad to see she’s still doing somewhat okay.

  23. Piotr W
    Piotr W
    March 7, 2019 at 12:51 am | #

    Who’s the girlfriend? Is it Robin? Please tell me it’s Robin… 😉

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      March 7, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

      I think I would actually be more okay with Robin than Anna.

      • ktbear
        ktbear
        March 7, 2019 at 1:54 am | #

        Me too, I love Robin. But I kinda doubt it.

        • JBento
          JBento
          March 7, 2019 at 9:25 am | #

          Robin is literally the most harmful character that has appeared in this strip. She’s a trashfire that sets everything else around her on fire.

          • Inahc
            Inahc
            March 7, 2019 at 2:06 pm | #

            You seem to be forgetting toedad, Blaine, “sir”…

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              March 7, 2019 at 2:44 pm | #

              They have the power to hurt a handful of people. Robin was in the position to – and was trying to – hurt whole demographics. Not due to active malevolence, maybe, but being a passive malignancy doesn’t change the damage she would have done by going along with the whole ‘hate on The Gays to get votes’ thing.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                March 7, 2019 at 3:22 pm | #

                It’s hard to compare active direct harm to a few individuals with being a small part of indirect harm on a larger scale.

                • Inahc
                  Inahc
                  March 7, 2019 at 3:31 pm | #

                  It is, and I hadn’t thought about it that way. Huh.

            • JBento
              JBento
              March 7, 2019 at 3:21 pm | #

              As Kamino put it, I’m not. I’m not saying Robin is top of the evil chart (that’s either Blaine or Ryan, I’m still undecided), I’m saying she tops the damage chart. Because those people are localised damages. When Ryan raped someone, that didn’t suddenly encourage all wannabe-rapists across the country.

              But when Robin supports anti-gay legislation, that DOES encourage homophobes across the country or, at least, the state. Because bigots are just bullies that have grown too old for people to be comfortable calling them bullies (for some reason), and therefore the only thing holding them back is fear of consequences. And Robin represents the state, which is the ultimate giver of consequences, so when she says, “meh, sure, gaybash”, what bigots hear is “get out of jail free card when you fuck gay people up, go for it, we’re with you.”

              • Schpoonman
                Schpoonman
                March 7, 2019 at 7:49 pm | #

                There was also that pretty major part of the last few days where Ryan’s attack and subsequent doxxing of some of his victims led a bunch of people to try to attack their houses in the middle of the night.

                • JBento
                  JBento
                  March 7, 2019 at 9:28 pm | #

                  You realise it was AG that did the doxxing, right?

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  March 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm | #

                  No. Very much not.
                  Amazi-Girl did some fake doxing to lead them to empty houses instead of the real ones, but there was also real stuff going on.

                  Message boards are doxing women going to court against our old friend Gash-face, sure. But I also flooded those threads with dummy addresses.

      • Alanari
        Alanari
        March 7, 2019 at 4:26 am | #

        Robin flatly ignored Leslies wishes whenever convenient for her. She got thrown out of the apartment and broke in through the window. Anna was rude to a stranger that mistreated her friend (because, well, the excuse Leslie gave was pretty obvious and pretty lame). And Anna is the bad choice?
        I’ll wait to see how she actually behaves in a relationship. Robin didn’t exactly put the bar very high though.

        • JBento
          JBento
          March 7, 2019 at 9:25 am | #

          Anna’s first words in the strip are literally her insulting Mindy in front of Leslie. Furtherrrrrrmore, Mindy’s seems to be her employee or, at least, her hierarchical subordinate (they’re also roommates, for bonus awkwardness points).

          I’m team nuke it all from orbit.

          • Alanari
            Alanari
            March 7, 2019 at 1:23 pm | #

            They probably also are friends. Friendships can have interesting dynamics. Again, I’ll wait and see. I’m not a fan of early judgement.
            Still, even there, Robin has done worse to her employees.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      March 7, 2019 at 3:11 am | #

      Which is more likely to make you scream “Damn You Willis”?

      Because that’s the answer. That’s always the answer.

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      March 7, 2019 at 5:28 pm | #

      She is definitely dating Anna (the dentist). She specifically said that in class.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/02-this-is-the-way-that-we-love/sexydentist/

  24. Dara
    Dara
    March 7, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

    Holy crow I’m having flashbacks to grad school right now. FEELS, BECKY. FEELS.

  25. LordHaw
    LordHaw
    March 7, 2019 at 1:05 am | #

    Great! Now I have that theme song running through my head. Ahh, childhood memories!

  26. Eve
    Eve
    March 7, 2019 at 1:28 am | #

    Oh please don’t be the jerk from the grocery store

  27. KaitouKidisBae
    KaitouKidisBae
    March 7, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

    Best Alt Text Ever!

  28. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 7, 2019 at 2:00 am | #

    Seriously, Leslie, I don’t think that Alex’s presence offends Becky in any way. You don’t need to hide them from each other, even if Alex likes ribbing you about your ‘fosterling/mini-me’.

    • JBento
      JBento
      March 7, 2019 at 9:27 am | #

      Alex the CompSci teacher? Why would it be her? Is that Patreon info?

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        March 7, 2019 at 10:02 am | #

        No, Alex the dentist. It is Alex, isn’t it?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          March 7, 2019 at 10:27 am | #

          Anna.

        • JBento
          JBento
          March 7, 2019 at 11:03 am | #

          How have you forgotten your own name?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      March 7, 2019 at 10:10 am | #

      Anna

  29. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    March 7, 2019 at 2:13 am | #

    On an entirely unrelated topic, I saw this shirt being offered for sale on the Interwebs.  There is no way on God’s green earth that Dina would not have one of these, and I want Willis to draw her wearing it.

  30. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    March 7, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

    Buggered up the link … try clicking on this to see the design.

  31. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    March 7, 2019 at 2:15 am | #

    Leslie doing what she’s doing is the reason she’s probably the kindest, gentlest, most wonderful person in the strip. It’s awful both women had to experience such nightmarish treatment.

    My wife notably had a not too dissimilar story herself as a runaway, though for different reasons. 🙁 Thankfully, she managed to survive and find a home as wll.

  32. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    March 7, 2019 at 2:44 am | #

    Dan is right, Becky looks like Gwen Stacy.

    Spider Becky: “You know the story. Got bitten by a spider, helped my friend deal with nihilism, became the new college vigilante since the previous one retired because of insanity, converted to humanism, got enough money to but a PS5, and now I am going to marry my girlfriend in a natural sciences museum.”

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      March 7, 2019 at 2:58 am | #

      Becky is my hero. I wish I could hold onto my beliefs, change some of them, and progress forward with a bright optimism despite all the crap dumped on me.

    • adjudicus
      adjudicus
      March 7, 2019 at 11:20 am | #

      “All right, peeps, let’s start at the beginning, one last time…”

  33. Holly Claire
    Holly Claire
    March 7, 2019 at 2:50 am | #

    Best alt-text of all time

  34. TheFlamingonator
    TheFlamingonator
    March 7, 2019 at 2:54 am | #

    And if I squint, I am an English student with a fully fledged future career plan and am not just talking out of my ass every time someone asks me what I’ll be when I grow up

    sleepy becky is the bestest becky

  35. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    March 7, 2019 at 3:09 am | #

    So…. why is Leslie SNEAKING her girlfriend in, anyway? Becky supports that shit.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      March 7, 2019 at 3:13 am | #

      No, she supported her with Mindy… ‘I turned down the girl you tried to hook me up with and went out with her roommate because she was a jerk to me’ is something she probably doesn’t want to explain.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        March 7, 2019 at 7:50 am | #

        Leslie hitting it off is still Leslie hitting it off.

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    March 7, 2019 at 4:37 am | #

    Here’s a thought: I know that some colleges demand that freshman students stay in the dorms. Is that a requirement at IU.

    If not, I can see a hyper-cute development where Joyce, Becky and possibly Sal and Amber end up staying in a small studio apartment just off campus. There results the kind of weird pseudo-domesticity that only those four could create.

    • BKC
      BKC
      March 7, 2019 at 5:46 am | #

      Sadly, all underclassman have to live in on-campus housing, at least according to Walky when he’s showing Jason around. (I’m assuming this is the only reason Sarah is still anywhere near this dorm and the people in it.)

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/plebs/

      • CJ
        CJ
        March 7, 2019 at 8:15 am | #

        I would have thought that living in dorms was practically the only housing you can afford on a grant? It has been mentioned that Marcie is sharing a room with several people.

        • Geeky Warrior
          Geeky Warrior
          March 7, 2019 at 10:54 pm | #

          I dont think Marcie actually attends the University though. I think she just moved there because of Sal.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        March 7, 2019 at 10:25 am | #

        And we all know how diligent Walky is in his research practices. 🙂

        I’m not going to dive into the Wayback Machine to check, but, given the floating timeline, that might have been true on move-in day. But as of the “plebs” strip, the on-campus rule applied only to first-year students.

        Sarah is probably still in Read because it’s her cheapest option. The co-ops are cheaper, but space is limited, and anyway can you imagine Sarah in a co-op? The (presumably subsidized) on-campus unfurnished apartments are mostly more expensive than the dorms, which probably indicates that off-campus housing is even pricier.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      March 7, 2019 at 9:49 am | #

      First-year undergrads have to spend their first two semesters in dorms (source).

      The floating timeline offers an opportunity for the real-life 2019-2020 academic year when, due to an on-campus housing crunch, that requirement is waived. But during that same time Forest is closed, which would present problems.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        March 7, 2019 at 10:24 am | #

        Plus due to the floating timeline, it would only be for an in-comic week or so that it was allowed, which would be weird.
        I’m not sure the question really matters anyway, we’re at least a real decade away from the start of the next semester, which is the earliest reasonable time for any move off campus, even without rules about residency.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          March 7, 2019 at 11:10 am | #

          Focus, thejeff! Pseudo-domesticity and/or wacky hijinks with Joyce, Becky, Sal, and Amber all under one roof!

          Not something Willis has time for, timeline or no, but I’ll bet someone is already writing that fanfic.

      • Sol Karas
        Sol Karas
        March 7, 2019 at 4:07 pm | #

        Why do they HAVE to live in the dorms? Like, what if you lived within a relatively easy car/bus trip to the university so it wasn’t necessary? Or you had the funds to acquire housing on your own?

        Also I dunno about the states/IU in particular but up here in Canada land student housing is way more expensive than finding a landlord renting out a part of their house to students…

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          March 7, 2019 at 7:01 pm | #

          “Why do they HAVE to live in the dorms?”

          The blunt reason is school rules, but the other is because it’s to open students up to each other and the university experience and get involved.

          “Like, what if you lived within a relatively easy car/bus trip to the university so it wasn’t necessary? Or you had the funds to acquire housing on your own?”

          Depends on the school. Some will let you out of it if you live close by. Others say ‘Too bad. You have to move in.’

          And yes, indeed, university housing is usually much more expensive than finding a place on your own.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            March 7, 2019 at 7:25 pm | #

            Also means the kids out on their own for the first time aren’t living completely unsupervised.
            A lot of places will make exceptions for commuter students still living at home and for older students who might be freshmen but worked for some years after high school before going to college. Don’t know if IU does though.

            Of course, the alternate cynical explanation is that the university makes money off of dorm housing. 🙂

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              March 7, 2019 at 10:05 pm | #

              I think IU has a couple different kinds of housing, but I don’t know if there’s exemptions.

        • vlademir1
          vlademir1
          March 7, 2019 at 8:44 pm | #

          The argument as to why the must live on campus (at those schools that require it) is usually that it facilitates networking and building required support structures that facilitate better academic performance. There have been studies that facilitate that claim, but for many of them it’s arguable how valid their methodologies are.

          That aside, it varies a lot as to what individual universities and colleges do for housing. The school I attended 20 years ago had a lot of options. On campus dorms similar to what we see in this comic were available but were scarce on the ground. On campus apartments were available, but were more expensive, still didn’t have any cooking facilities and had the same rules as the dorms.
          The school rented out a large number of local apartment buildings near campus, they were traditional apartments with three bedrooms, a kitchen, a single shared bathroom and a shared living room. They were handled as “off campus housing” through the school which ran shuttle buses to them. They were cheaper than on campus and offered more freedom, but filled up quickly with upperclassmen and were less convenient than on campus housing.
          Then one could get off campus housing on one’s own which was oft still cheaper and even less convenient (supply your own transportation). This option was not available to first year students at all.
          Then you had what they called “commuter students” like myself. My parents (not I but my parents) had to apply for me to be allowed this option rather than living on campus because I was under 21 and a first year and still living at home. Part of that was waiving the school from any responsibility for anything that might happen to me off campus. Normally this was mainly for working adults taking night classes on campus. I was far from the only one who was a commuter under similar circumstances, but it also required a separate process so many students didn’t bother even if they lived close enough to do it. I was against it myself, until it was pointed out to me that it would cut $15,000 per year in housing plus the cost of a meal plan (itself near $5000 per year) from my student loans and would allow me to keep working without looking for on campus work (off campus work while living on campus was another similar separate application process with another waiver for what happened to me off campus) when I considered having some employment experience important both financially and for other reasons.

  37. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    March 7, 2019 at 4:44 am | #

    The alt text and these Spider comments have reminded me of a fantastic fan art pun idea I had. I wanna draw Stevonnie in Spider-Gwen’s costume, so that it’s a picture of Gwen Stevonnie.

    • Valerie
      Valerie
      March 7, 2019 at 4:59 am | #

      That’s hilarious and I love it.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      March 7, 2019 at 6:42 am | #

      Ahem…

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  38. Yumi
    Yumi
    March 7, 2019 at 6:25 am | #

    So, just to address this head-on, since I’m coming off inconsistent if you’re a regular comment reader: My last comment here a week or so ago about maybe no longer commenting was in connection with a planned suicide attempt that ended up not happening. It’s super embarrassing! Let’s not talk about it!

    On a happier note, I’ve decided to attend TCAF in May, where I will hopefully spot a Willis in the wild. Is anyone else here planning on attending? Also, I’d love to know more artists’ work beforehand. Does anyone have recommendations by artists who will be there, especially webcomic artists? (I know Willis and Danielle Corsetto will be there, along with several graphic novelists I’ve read works by.)

    • DonDueed
      DonDueed
      March 7, 2019 at 7:24 am | #

      Glad you’re still with us, Yumi.

    • Sol Karas
      Sol Karas
      March 7, 2019 at 7:26 am | #

      You say let’s not talk about it but I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE STILL AROUND ;-; *sends positive vibes*

      A quick scroll through of TCAF’s creators list doesn’t ring any bells tho can’t help you there.

    • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
      ǝ snow ʍousɐ
      March 7, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

      Oof. I hope you’re okay now… You definitely sound better, so that’s good.

      Ooh, that’s exciting! Have fun! ^^ No idea who’ll be there… Oh, I bet Ryan North from qwantz.com (Dinosaur Comics) will be! He’s from Toronto!

      • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        March 7, 2019 at 7:46 am | #

        Ah, yup, just checked the Creators List and he’s on there 😀

    • Kittie
      Kittie
      March 7, 2019 at 8:01 am | #

      99% of the time I only lurk in the comments but you’re one of the names I recognize and appreciate, Yumi.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      March 7, 2019 at 8:26 am | #

      We’ll agree not to talk about it if you agree not to think about it. Deal?

    • JBento
      JBento
      March 7, 2019 at 9:30 am | #

      Yay you, though I admit I chuckled at your classification of it as “super embarassing”, like you just mixed up two people’s names in front of them.

      Don’t forget the tranq gun in case of a Willis sighting.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 7, 2019 at 9:33 am | #

      Hey, Yuumi! I’m glad you’re okay!

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        March 7, 2019 at 10:22 am | #

        Depending on transportation, I may well be at TCAF!

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          March 7, 2019 at 8:33 pm | #

          I honestly just envision you as your icon, so you have to look like that in case I spot you. Lack of body and everything. I’ll try for the same.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            March 7, 2019 at 10:41 pm | #

            I’ll do my best to morph into Alex! XD

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      March 7, 2019 at 10:20 am | #

      Glad you are still with us.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      March 7, 2019 at 10:27 am | #

      As far as TCAF, Robot-hugs is often there, and they live in Toronto. I have no specific knowledge of this year though.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      March 7, 2019 at 11:31 am | #

      Yumi! Oh my goodness! Now I’m mad that I missed your comments last night- I was super looking forward to hearing from you again! I was really worried, sorry >.>

      But wow, TCAF. Sweet. I was strongly tempted to go after I heard Willis was attending. I don’t know any other attendees that other people haven’t already mentioned but, hey, good opportunity to meet new creators rights? I bet it’ll be a great time!

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      March 7, 2019 at 12:42 pm | #

      Since you insist, we will not talk about whatever it was weren’t talking about, although we’re glad nothing happened.

      Speaking of “in the wild,” I see that Rosemary Mosco is an exhibitor. Her webcomics are Bird and Moon and Your Wild City. She is also a mutual twitter follower both with Robot Hugs and with Jeph Jacques, so maybe she can dish some dirt on them. 🙂

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      March 7, 2019 at 2:02 pm | #

      *hugs*

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 7, 2019 at 3:38 pm | #

      High five!

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      March 7, 2019 at 8:31 pm | #

      Thanks, everyone. I’m in a much more stable place now. And I’m reading lots of graphic novels in preparation of TCAF.

      • vlademir1
        vlademir1
        March 7, 2019 at 9:22 pm | #

        I’m glad you’re in a stable place and nothing happened.

        So far as TCAF I won’t be there but looking over their guests they bloody have Junji Ito and Ryan North in attendance…

  39. Andrusi
    Andrusi
    March 7, 2019 at 8:31 am | #

    BECKY WAS DREAMING SHE WAS JOYCE?!

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 7, 2019 at 7:15 pm | #

      Yeah, let’s go with that.

  40. Jimmy Joe III
    Jimmy Joe III
    March 7, 2019 at 9:02 am | #

    She’s demonstrably not homeless. Just because her name isn’t on a lease or deed doesn’t mean she’s homeless.

    • Kinoko
      Kinoko
      March 7, 2019 at 2:00 pm | #

      She is, though. Homelessness looks like a lot of things. This is one form of it. No, Becky isn’t living on the street, but lots of people are in situations like her, living on friends’ couches, their car, motels, etc. while they try to get their lives together enough to get out of homelessness. She is staying here thanks to the kindness of others, and that clearly weighs on her.
      But also, she’s gonna be okay. She clearly has a life plan to apply for college and financial aid, and she’s working hard saving what money she can.

  41. JBento
    JBento
    March 7, 2019 at 9:32 am | #

    Why is Leslie constantly checking to see if Becky’s awake? If she wants to sneak (I presume) Anna out, wouldn’t she just check once and then… sneak her out?

    Oh god, is Leslie wanting to have “the talk” with Becky?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      March 7, 2019 at 2:08 pm | #

      Heh, Becky would LOVE it.

      It such a mom/bratty teenage daughter setup for shenanigans that she would be all over it (and honestly have a few questions as well)

      • JBento
        JBento
        March 7, 2019 at 3:24 pm | #

        “You see, when two mommies love each other very much…”

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          March 7, 2019 at 6:06 pm | #

          And then Anna ruins it – “I didn’t sign up to play mommy.”

  42. BBCC
    BBCC
    March 7, 2019 at 10:04 am | #

    Oh, Becky, honey. XD Cheer up, I’m sure Leslie would be happy for you to consider this home.

  43. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    March 7, 2019 at 1:06 pm | #

    Side note: has the “It’s Walky!” website stopped working for anyone else at the moment? My ISP says it doesn’t even exist.

    • Someguy
      Someguy
      March 7, 2019 at 1:09 pm | #

      Me too, I been checking from all my devices and other places to make sure my internet wasn’t fucking up.

    • JBento
      JBento
      March 7, 2019 at 1:57 pm | #

      Likewise, and at least one other person on Twitter reported the same.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      March 7, 2019 at 6:05 pm | #

      It wasn’t working for me this morning but I got it working this afternoon. Is it down again?

      • CrimsonStorm
        CrimsonStorm
        March 7, 2019 at 6:16 pm | #

        I had the same experience–down this morning, then up at work, but down again. Seems to be a DNS issue? 8.8.8.8 (Google) and 1.1.1.1 (Cloudflare) both return NXDOMAIN.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          March 7, 2019 at 7:42 pm | #

          Worse – it appears to be some sort of domain name expiration issue.

          Whois.net says that the registrar is joker.com (really!) and that the domain expires in 2020. But if you go to the registrar, it says that the status of the itswalky.com domain is “hold, expired” and that it expired two days ago.

          So whether you get it or not depends on which nameserver you wind up at and whether or not it thinks that the domain has expired.

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            March 7, 2019 at 7:52 pm | #

            It appears to be gone from the root servers, so people who are getting it are getting it from servers that have cached it. That’s going to end as the various servers reach their time-outs for those caches.

            • ProjectXa3
              ProjectXa3
              March 7, 2019 at 9:40 pm | #

              So, has anyone actually messaged Willis about this? I just checked his twitter and it doesn’t seem like he knows. Only Itswalky thing posted in the last 24 is a link to the new strip.

              • mrnoidea
                mrnoidea
                March 7, 2019 at 11:44 pm | #

                Oh hey, looks like it’s back online again.

  44. Kinoko
    Kinoko
    March 7, 2019 at 1:54 pm | #

    I missed you, Becky! It’s been too long.

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David M Willis!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
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He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3h
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
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Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
I may have to pin this
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btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
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ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 1d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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