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by David M Willis on May 1, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Sometimes the Sky Was So Far Away
└ Tags: carla, lucy, ruth

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  1. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    May 1, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Still no Dexter and Monkey Master tags? 😛

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      May 1, 2019 at 7:55 am | #

      In THIS room? It’s Starfire that deserves the tag.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        May 1, 2019 at 7:55 am | #

        Altho, preferably NOT the TTG! one.

        • Kaidah
          Kaidah
          May 1, 2019 at 8:42 am | #

          There’s nothing wrong with TTG!. It’s just that teenage fans of the original show who are now in their late 20’s just never accepted that they weren’t the target audience anymore. It’s like comparing Fantasia with Bugs Bunny, they’re both good but for entirely different reasons.

          Fun fact: TTG! is now in it’s 5th season which is as long as the original series ran, and it has nearly four times as many episodes (which are admittedly shorter), so they must be doing something right.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 1, 2019 at 12:57 pm | #

            TTG has a pretty standard episode order – about 26 episodes per season, two segments per episode. But they tend to air the segments on their own and so it looks like there’s a fuckoff huge number of episodes (meanwhile, Steven Universe and OK KO Let’s Be Heroes actually have fuckoff huge episode orders, but their episodes are only about 10 minutes so it’s a fairer trade off). Spongebob Squarepants would probably achieve something similar if it aired its segments separately. Teen Titans had a pretty standard number of episodes in its day too – about 13 episodes (that’s about the same as a Codename: Kids Next Door season, which aired around the same time). The difference is that while other shows with similar episode orders tended to split shows into segments (again, like Kids Next Door), Teen Titans used the full half hour.

            • Annonymouse
              Annonymouse
              May 1, 2019 at 3:28 pm | #

              Also of note that the “Target” audience is not the same as the actual viewership.
              Just like MLPFIM that created Bronies TT had/has a following in the 20+ crowd that were into animation/comics/DC and stories for those not undergoing electroshock therapy. So they will now be in their 30s to 40s.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                May 1, 2019 at 9:22 pm | #

                I was mostly talking about episodes per season, since Kaidah brought up how TTG had more episodes, but this is true. Although it’s also been shown that CN will cancel shows that aren’t doing well in their target audience, regardless of other viewer demographics, so it’s a valid point to bring up.

          • wwwhhattt
            wwwhhattt
            May 1, 2019 at 8:28 pm | #

            Or in Lucy’s own words: https://shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1860

  2. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    May 1, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Oh just go have pizza and movies with the chipper chick you dour jackasses 😛

  3. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    May 1, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Wow. Hell of a movie to just jump to. I mean, if Ruth is on some medication, that’s the LAST movie you might want to show her.

    • 3-I
      3-I
      May 1, 2019 at 3:32 am | #

      Aw, I love that movie.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      May 1, 2019 at 11:26 pm | #

      It’s a great movie!

      It’s a STUPID movie, but a great one!

      (inb4 I’m in Disney and the wifi can’t be buggered)

  4. Sam
    Sam
    May 1, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    You can’t prove she said that thing she said only two strips ago.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 1, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      Ruth pulls out her phone, goes to dumbingofage.com, accidentally breaks the universe.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 1, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        “Accidentally”

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        May 1, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

        I’m sure it’s not the first time. I mean, how long has the comic been around? Universe’s probably broken dozens of times.

        • Matthew Davis
          Matthew Davis
          May 1, 2019 at 12:43 pm | #

          I claim right of salvage.

          • Clif
            Clif
            May 1, 2019 at 10:13 pm | #

            Yeah, but where did you register your claim?

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          May 1, 2019 at 11:06 pm | #

          It’s been around a little under 2 months. Duh.

    • Dean
      Dean
      May 1, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

      She said that A screen was broken. There are other screens.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        May 1, 2019 at 2:41 am | #

        Like window screens. Or Windows screens.

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 1, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Lucy as an RA would be great, except I think I’d be more intimidated by a week old kitten soaked in milk.

    Of course, I suppose it’s possible to rule in ways other than by fear but…nah.

    • ian livs
      ian livs
      May 1, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

      I’d do whatever she wanted just because I’d feel like absolute garbage for making such a sweet person feel disappointed in me, tbh. 🙂

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        May 1, 2019 at 7:51 pm | #

        Sounds a bit unhealthy, mate. That’s how the sweet ones getcha.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 1, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

      Ruling in other ways than fear? I’m sure if that was possible we would have seen Ruth do it by now.

      • dethtolldotmid
        dethtolldotmid
        May 1, 2019 at 4:49 am | #

        Ruling by guilt is how my sweet old grandma managed a household. Helps if you’re Catholic.

        • Annonymouse
          Annonymouse
          May 1, 2019 at 3:30 pm | #

          I would not consider that helping though if grandma was Jewish – oy vay.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 1, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

      Oh, come now! Where’s the fun in THAT?

      Besides, what if the residents get the silly idea that they’re PEOPLE? 😛

  6. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    May 1, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    Plot twist: Lucy and Ruth somehow trade rooms.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      May 1, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

      That would solve the authority issues with Ruth and Billie’s relationship that necessitated Billie having to move here in the first place.

      And, like, nothing else about it, but.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        May 1, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

        It would also solve Ruth’s problems with having an authority she neither wants nor deserves, and all the other hall residents’ problems with Ruth having an authority she neither wants nor deserves.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 1, 2019 at 8:20 am | #

          No, no. They just trade rooms. Ruth stays RA for Read, Lucy doesn’t take over. They just live in different rooms.

        • Jed!
          Jed!
          May 1, 2019 at 12:53 pm | #

          Doesn’t she need the RA stipend for tuition and the free housing?

          • Meagan
            Meagan
            May 1, 2019 at 7:54 pm | #

            Someone’s tracking economic problems/factors. 🙂
            You can always tell the people who’ve struggled with money cuz they don’t forget it exists in fictional universes.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              May 1, 2019 at 10:50 pm | #

              It’s not clear actually. Ruth’s never really shown any signs of it being about money specifically, I think.
              She needs it because Sir demands she have it. I assume he’s covering her tuition anyway and could easily cover her housing as well if he wasn’t an abusive asshole.

  7. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    May 1, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    What a weird trio of friends

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 1, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      Flawed-people-make-an-unlikely-connection-and-make-each-other-better-the-comic.

      Now with a trio!

      (Only, Lucy is not flawed, she’s too good for this sinful world)

      • Shen Hibiki
        Shen Hibiki
        May 1, 2019 at 1:06 am | #

        I would count that as a flaw… =P

    • Daisy
      Daisy
      May 1, 2019 at 6:24 am | #

      I know! Such a weird group but I’m really impressed with how it’s working out. Lucy is the kind of personality Ruth needs right now. Her other relationships are so messy. And clearly Lucy just likes to be liked!

      Can’t wait for Billie to show up and ruin it though 😀

      • Terry
        Terry
        May 1, 2019 at 9:41 am | #

        Actually, I can picture Billy showing up in her room all ready to be annoyed by Lucy only to find out that no one is there. Then she sits down on her bed and just stares numbly at the distance because she can’t find anything to distract her from her inner demons anymore.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 1, 2019 at 10:30 am | #

          There’s always something to distract her from her inner demons.

          It’s called booze.

          • Clif
            Clif
            May 1, 2019 at 10:17 pm | #

            But it’s not like it’s a problem or anything.

  8. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    May 1, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    She has good taste in movies.

    Also, I love that the genuinely nice person in the room is getting “yes let’s” responses.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      May 1, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      Yeah, I love it too! It’s such an unexpected group, but it kinda makes sense in hindsight! It’s also great to see Ruth and Carla (though Ruth especially) go for it.

  9. Danielle
    Danielle
    May 1, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    what does ruth even like on pizza?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 1, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      Canadian bacon, mostly just so she can insist that it’s just called bacon.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        May 1, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

        As if Americans even know what Canadian bacon is, never mind the glory of peameal bacon.

        • Danielle
          Danielle
          May 1, 2019 at 1:18 am | #

          canadian bacon is basically bologna

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            May 1, 2019 at 1:36 am | #

            Nah, bologna is typically finely ground to the point of the absence of noticeable chunks of fat (theoretically anyways). That’s not Canadian bacon.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              May 1, 2019 at 1:58 am | #

              Yeah, Canadian/back bacon is basically seasoned, filleted pork chops. All the piggy goodness of American/belly/streaky bacon, but with a higher meat-to-fat ratio.

              (Thank you both for spelling “bologna” properly! Oscar Mayer would be proud.)

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                May 1, 2019 at 2:07 am | #

                Sort of. Canadian bacon is usually from the back, while pork chops are more from the loin, particularly the area close to the spine and sometimes contains a rib or part of the vertebrae. Though Canadian bacon often includes parts of the loin taken from behind the back, it tends to be leaner and, traditionally, is always smoked, cured, and fully cooked. It also comes in the more delicious peameal form, where it’s been wet cured and rolled in yellow peameal, though that’s not usually smoked.

                And before anybody says ham – nah, ham’s the ass cheek of the pig, not the back. 😛 Specifically, ham is a leg cut that has been cured. It may or may not be smoked, but it’s from the wrong part of the pig.

                • Geneseepaws
                  Geneseepaws
                  May 1, 2019 at 7:41 am | #

                  Thank you for laying that out so clearly, and completely, I am smiling before breakfast, and it is a glorius day that starts with learning mroe about Pea Meal. See you at Tim Horton’s!

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  May 1, 2019 at 12:07 pm | #

                  I learned about this because I once saw a picture of what an American friend THOUGHT was Canadian bacon and I was HORRIFIED.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  May 1, 2019 at 10:36 pm | #

                  Whatever they are putting on my pizza and calling Canadian Bacon, it’s good.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 1, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      She definitely knows what she likes on pizza, but maybe YOU should tell her, uh, YOUR pizza preferences, and you’ll see if they match up.

    • fire_daws
      fire_daws
      May 1, 2019 at 1:57 am | #

      Femurs.

    • Xenocide
      Xenocide
      May 1, 2019 at 2:39 am | #

      She likes it to be covered in maple syrup.

      • Ethics Gradient
        Ethics Gradient
        May 1, 2019 at 7:24 am | #

        She probs like everything covered in maple syrup, including Billie 🙂

        I feel that would make a good slipshine.

  10. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    May 1, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    (Because it’s running through my head at this instant) *plays The Police’s “King of Pain” on the hacked Muzak*

  11. Yumi
    Yumi
    May 1, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    The internet says the movie is from 2008.

    I haven’t seen it either way, and the internet seems to think that’s a good thing as well, though I do like the directors.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      May 1, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      Is Lucy just wrong or is the timeline of this particular movie different in the DoA universe

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        May 1, 2019 at 12:42 am | #

        Is anyone taking bets that tonight or tomorrow, Willis will tweet something about how commenters are complaining that he didn’t check IMDB?

        (Me. I am taking that bet.)

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        May 1, 2019 at 3:44 am | #

        Speed Racer is a polarizing movie. Either you love it as the glorious spectacle that it is, or hate it for not being the close adaptation of the TV series that it isn’t.

    • Dean
      Dean
      May 1, 2019 at 12:34 am | #

      This movie’s biggest problem was that it was released exactly one week after ‘Iron Man’, which sucked all the air out of the room, metaphorically speaking.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        May 1, 2019 at 12:36 am | #

        Maybe in this universe they knew how big Iron Man was going to be and delayed the film to 2009.

      • foamy
        foamy
        May 1, 2019 at 4:54 am | #

        I saw IM in theatres and Speed Racer on a rental, which tells you I hate technology, but anyway, Speed Racer got dumped on critically and I love it.

      • Van Jealous
        Van Jealous
        May 1, 2019 at 8:22 am | #

        Here She Comes
        Here comes “Ruth Lessick”
        She’s a demon on wheels…

        Or should that be “Carla Rutten”?

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          May 1, 2019 at 11:21 am | #

          Mission accomplished. That earworm has been in my head since this strip posted and you’ve only reinforced it.

    • MLEst1
      MLEst1
      May 1, 2019 at 1:57 am | #

      The strip currently says 2008. Did I miss the good stuff again?

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        May 1, 2019 at 9:16 am | #

        Yes. When it went up, it said 2009.

        In about two weeks, watch for a DYW tweet about how his readers are such nitpickers.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          May 1, 2019 at 11:35 am | #

          Willis: “My readers are such nitpickers.”
          Me, sliding a printed out copy of the two versions of the strip across the table to Willis ten days from now: “That’sa me.”

  12. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 1, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    Seems like the alpha sweetie finally got her movie night.

    Crafty Lucy.

    And silly Ruth and Carla – they should have known from Joyce by now that the only ways to handle that level of helpful friendliness is to run screaming for the hills or give in and join the group hug. There is no middle way.

  13. Jamie
    Jamie
    May 1, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    Wow. No wonder Carla likes her.

  14. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    May 1, 2019 at 12:14 am | #

    Ruth. Ruth. Oh, Ruth. There’s no way Lucy fell for your deception in panel 2 for even a second. You realize that, right? You only moved forward because Lucy doesn’t care and is just delighted to have someone to hang out with.

    It’s okay, you can still figure out this “casual socialization” thing.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 1, 2019 at 2:08 am | #

      “I of course know what this ‘fun’ is”

      Adorable Ruth is adorable. And Lucy is great taking TWO lonely grumpy-pants in a stride.

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        May 1, 2019 at 12:35 pm | #

        Lucy is adaptable to many social situations! She’s fully prepared for friends of any size, shape, or disposition!

  15. Tacos
    Tacos
    May 1, 2019 at 12:20 am | #

    Hmm yes, I approve of this chain of events that are happening.

  16. Axolotl13
    Axolotl13
    May 1, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    Finally, people are acknowledging that the Speed Racer movie was Excellent

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      May 1, 2019 at 12:35 am | #

      I remember it being entertaining, but unfulfilling due to the obvious set-up for a sequel that never happened.

      Also a 9 out of 10 theme song.

  17. BBCC
    BBCC
    May 1, 2019 at 12:27 am | #

    Lucy would make a wonderful RA and I support her taking Spencer’s job once she graduates.

  18. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    May 1, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

    You know what, Speedracer actually sounds like a really damn fun movie night movie.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 1, 2019 at 3:24 am | #

      “Every time the CGI makes you queasy, take a drink.”

      (Disclaimer: This is a bad drinking game.)

  19. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    May 1, 2019 at 12:31 am | #

    . . . So is it weird that I completely understand Carla’s statement there? Like completely and utterly?

    • Someguy
      Someguy
      May 1, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

      It’s kinda like when people say “aww, so cute I could just eat you up!” Only inside, deep down, for some unknown reason, you want to attack. Like messing up a perfectly flat blanket of snow, or building a perfect lego tower to be suddenly hit with a need to destroy it.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 1, 2019 at 10:25 pm | #

        Now you know how Mike feels all the time.

        Except it’s more fun if you can get them to destroy themselves.

  20. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    May 1, 2019 at 12:48 am | #

    Lucy is so pure that many people in this world would want to harm her just because they can’t accept their own flaws and that cynical views are wrong. Joyce is an example.

  21. egg
    egg
    May 1, 2019 at 12:51 am | #

    I can’t tell if “you can’t prove I said that” is *actually* the funniest shit I’ve read all week or if I just haven’t slept

  22. Catman
    Catman
    May 1, 2019 at 1:04 am | #

    Will this be a THREE person movie night? Egads, her song shall need updating.

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      May 1, 2019 at 1:00 pm | #

      Perhaps each storyline she’ll have a movie night with one more attendee than previously, gradually escalating until several books from now Lucy’s become the most important character because at the end of every storyline everyone drops what they’re doing to go to her movie parties!

      • Catman
        Catman
        May 2, 2019 at 4:40 am | #

        In 5 books time, she has captured all of the characters visable cast list. In 1.7 million, the entire population of Indiana has fallen before her. 48 times longer than that, the full population of the USA awaits her movie nights.

        She has now begun her second year.

  23. Catman
    Catman
    May 1, 2019 at 1:07 am | #

    Is it weird I want plushies of all the DoA characters?

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 1, 2019 at 10:26 pm | #

      Depends on what you want to do with them.

      • Pearl
        Pearl
        May 1, 2019 at 11:43 pm | #

        I’d totally get a plushie of Robin.

      • Catman
        Catman
        May 2, 2019 at 4:29 am | #

        Build an igloo of them and live in it.

  24. moon
    moon
    May 1, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

    I noticed the ttg poster and was like huh, really? I thought she liked the old one but then I realized that was in shortpacked and ttg came out long enough ago they were talking about it in shortpacked which was 2013 which was 6 years ago AND with the sliding timescale that means Lucy is 18ish meaning ttg came out when she was 12ish AND the old cartoon ENDED when she was 5ish and WE ARE ALL SO OLD

    • Zee
      Zee
      May 1, 2019 at 9:22 am | #

      Hi speaking as a Lucy aged person, most of us still prefer the original series and grew up with it as reruns. Most of us also
      hate ttg (I’ve come to terms with the fact that it’s actually a good show most of the time and just wasn’t made for me)

  25. Keulen
    Keulen
    May 1, 2019 at 1:36 am | #

    Lucy calling a movie made in 2008 “classic” makes me feel old. And I’m only 30!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      May 1, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

      Any movie over ten years old is classic.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 1, 2019 at 2:05 am | #

        Any movie that gives you fond memories of a time when things were different than they are now are classics.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          May 1, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

          Well, yes, but most people will raise an eyebrow at you if that movie just came out last week. ;P

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        May 1, 2019 at 4:40 am | #

        Even, or possibly especially if it is schlocky, an unconscious self-parody or any other form of ‘so bad, it’s good’.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        May 1, 2019 at 11:18 am | #

        Welp, now I want to watch Speed Racer. I haven’t yet, but it has good buzz around here.

        And then I want to see how it resembles another great movie about racing: Ben Hur (the 1925 version).

        Hey, when I go classic, I go deep.

  26. Lia47
    Lia47
    May 1, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

    God theres no way she picked speedracer with carla in the room by accident this girl knows what shes doin

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 1, 2019 at 2:04 am | #

      Crafty alpha sweetie is crafty.

  27. Batz
    Batz
    May 1, 2019 at 1:45 am | #

    I’m glad to see Lucy still digs Starfire in this reality. Yes, even THAT Starfire, as it’s still very in-character for her. I just hope nothing bizarre happens to make her don a certain yellow & blue costume… (Will this count as one of those “calling it now” posts sometime in the future?!)

  28. TheStranger
    TheStranger
    May 1, 2019 at 1:50 am | #

    I’m not saying that I hadn’t really heard much of the Wachowskis since the Matrix franchise.

    I am saying that I had not realized they are sisters. That threw me for a loop.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      May 1, 2019 at 3:54 am | #

      Lana came out just before Speed Racer and Lilly around when they were planning Sense8.

    • Tan
      Tan
      May 1, 2019 at 11:15 pm | #

      If you have Netflix available to you, you should definitely consider trying Sense8.

      • autogatos
        autogatos
        May 6, 2019 at 12:31 pm | #

        How did I not know they did Sense8? It’s been sitting in my queue forever, I really need to watch it.

  29. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 1, 2019 at 2:14 am | #

    Lucy is making a lot of headway here: Persuading Ruth to have fun and somehow getting Carla to voluntarily allow outsiders into Fortress Rutten!

  30. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    May 1, 2019 at 2:30 am | #

    uh, I didn’t know the Matrix sisters also did Speed Racer.

    (and I’m still laughing anytime I remember the “red pill movement” arseholes accidentally named themselves after a coming out analogy)

    • Adam black
      Adam black
      May 1, 2019 at 6:55 am | #

      Kind of makes sense.
      Red pill philosophically is reactionary Monist Idealism. It’s an esoteric but antiplauralism , totalitarianism. One pill= one secret truth.

      It’s not a great metaphor for LGBT. For that you would to Skittles.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 1, 2019 at 8:33 am | #

      Though I’m not sure of the actual timing of when they first started using “red pill” I think it was well after Lana was out publicly that it started to take off. The Red Pill on Reddit started in 2012, I think.
      So “accidental”, but very much a “should have known” kind of accidental.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      May 1, 2019 at 10:17 am | #

      Made even more ironic by the “redpillers” spreading conspiracy theories about the “secret” estrogenating powers of soy.

      And made ultimately ironic by the same group also being obsessed about taking way too much artificial testosterone in the form of steroids which has an actual “estrogenating” effect on the body.

  31. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 1, 2019 at 2:34 am | #

    Wait, no, I totally see what’s going on here.

    What did Walky tell her about how to get Billie to attend a party?

    Invite Ruth. Billie will come.

    Where will all the other pod people of Forrest Hall go? Wherever Billie goes.

    THIS TIME Lucy will have her movie night in full attendance!

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/02-but-the-sun-still-shines/survey-2/

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 1, 2019 at 2:54 am | #

      No they won’t because Carla would never let them into her room.

      This raises the possibility of Billie standing outside Carla’s room, surrounded by her adoring fangirls, shouting to be let in. Meanwhile Carla is enjoying quoting the Three Little Pigs.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        May 1, 2019 at 2:59 pm | #

        speaking of theree little kids, I could imagine Billie using the firefigher axe to break in if one annoy her enough

  32. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    May 1, 2019 at 3:19 am | #

    How is she RA material? I mean she’s completely unable to be popular.

    ….. oh, wait, I get it.

    But she also lacks the force of personality to compel obedience from her charges.

    …. oh, wait, I get it.

  33. Charlotte
    Charlotte
    May 1, 2019 at 5:51 am | #

    I love Lucy.

  34. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    May 1, 2019 at 6:47 am | #

    I used to love her… In short packed.

    I liked her positivity , but she’s almost Stepford Wive detached from any expressed negative emotion. She’s not right for Walky either. SHe’s not going to manipulate him or force into going deep ( his ex ,) but when hes upset it will have no where to land to reach. He’ll feel disconnected or like she’s too good for him ( again ) . Amber’s not right for Walky either, but that relationship had a lot more room to grow. They should go round 2. Walky will probably grow a lot more from being with Amber and vice versa.

    • Charlotte
      Charlotte
      May 1, 2019 at 12:16 pm | #

      I agree that she isn’t right for Walky, but how would that be any sort of measurement for a character or a reflection on Lucy in general?
      Actually, Walky really isn’t right for her, and I hope she recognises that quickly.

      I like that Lucy is always friendly and caring. Such a nice person. So far I’ve had an almost universally positive impression of her. If I was in the comic, I’d want to befriend her based on what we know so far.

  35. MegaBee
    MegaBee
    May 1, 2019 at 7:34 am | #

    Correct movie choice.

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 1, 2019 at 8:38 am | #

    In a while, Lucy will realise that Carla lied to her because she wanted to spend time with her. That’s sweet but it’s also tragic that Carla honestly thought that she had to lie to get someone to spend time with her.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 1, 2019 at 9:47 am | #

      Carla does that a lot, but given the transparency of the lies I think its less because she thinks anyone will believe her, and more to just get her “asshole-cred” (or whatever) on paper. It’s all performative.

      The “if you give an RA a cookie” arc is a good example.
      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/machinations/

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        May 1, 2019 at 10:35 am | #

        Also known as The Story of How Carla Rutten Scored Free Bonus Cookies.

  37. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    May 1, 2019 at 8:51 am | #

    Ah, so that’s her end goal.

  38. Pickacard
    Pickacard
    May 1, 2019 at 10:11 am | #

    The wii tie in game was godly

  39. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    May 1, 2019 at 10:13 am | #

    Ya know, I don’t know why, but I’m starting to get a sneaking suspicion that Lucy was right and Carla was lonely…

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 1, 2019 at 10:38 am | #

      Don’t be ridiculous. She’s just there to own Lucy by showing she can annoy her. Carla doesn’t get lonely. She’s just cultivating a new bug subject.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        May 1, 2019 at 11:08 am | #

        I’m all in favor for the Carla bug club, with Joyce and Lucy as primary members

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          May 1, 2019 at 1:21 pm | #

          In my best Burl Ives voice:

          “Come on, let’s crawl, gotta crawl, gotta crawl
          To the Carla Bug Ball, to the Ball, to the Ball,
          And a lovely time we’ll have,
          One and all
          At the Carla Bug Ball”

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            May 1, 2019 at 1:24 pm | #

            Love it!

    • ShinyNeen
      ShinyNeen
      May 1, 2019 at 12:47 pm | #

      The important/adorable thing is that Lucy gets that and honestly isn’t terribly concerned by how Carla goes about expressing it.

    • StClair
      StClair
      May 1, 2019 at 10:30 pm | #

      Nuh-uh, m*f*in’ goddesses are way too cool to get lonely.
      ¬_¬

  40. Alice
    Alice
    May 1, 2019 at 11:46 am | #

    Lucy has fantastic taste in movies.

  41. SpaceshipPilot
    SpaceshipPilot
    May 1, 2019 at 11:48 am | #

    This isn’t really relevant, but “Wachowski” is really fun to say. Try it. “Wa-chow-skiiiiii.”

    • Eldritch Gentleman
      Eldritch Gentleman
      May 1, 2019 at 12:03 pm | #

      As a Polish person I can’t help but wince at that assault on my language…

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        May 1, 2019 at 12:55 pm | #

        “English: Anglicizing Non-English Names Since 450 CE”

        • Eldritch Gentleman
          Eldritch Gentleman
          May 1, 2019 at 12:57 pm | #

          The Pain Through the Ages.

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            May 1, 2019 at 1:30 pm | #

            I don’t see the problem. It’s not like non-English speakers can properly pronounce my real name, nor would I expect them too. A reasonable effort is more than enough as far as I’m concerned.

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              May 1, 2019 at 1:51 pm | #

              Regarding my last sentence, I should add: when they’re talking to me.

              I couldn’t care less about how people I don’t know in Liechtenstein or Kiribati pronounce names like mine.

            • Eldritch Gentleman
              Eldritch Gentleman
              May 1, 2019 at 2:07 pm | #

              Ah it’s not really a problem, just a little half-joke about me wincing every time I see a language being mauled. Call it a pet-peeve.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          May 1, 2019 at 2:49 pm | #

          To be fair, it’s really more like “Language X, Language Xifying, non-Language X names since forever.”

          Probably Ogg the Caveman complaining that his new tribe pronounced his name wrong.

          • Eldritch Gentleman
            Eldritch Gentleman
            May 1, 2019 at 4:42 pm | #

            Heh very much so.

  42. ShinyNeen
    ShinyNeen
    May 1, 2019 at 12:45 pm | #

    I dunno, personally I’m a little reluctant to take my mind off of “things”. Where is Billie tonight anyway? What is she up to that she’s out of the dorm, with the other Forest Quad residents in tow or otherwise?

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 1, 2019 at 4:07 pm | #

      My guess…

      Drinking?

      • ShinyNeen
        ShinyNeen
        May 1, 2019 at 5:06 pm | #

        No, no, no! That’s what I’m afraid of!

  43. Arianod
    Arianod
    May 1, 2019 at 1:20 pm | #

    Speed Racer? A classic? How? Why?

    I mean, I must have forgotten that movie about twenty minutes after I watched it. I’m surprised anyone remembers it. I wonder what Lucy finds so… uplifting about it?

    • MegaBee
      MegaBee
      May 1, 2019 at 2:29 pm | #

      The Wachowskis set out to make a live-action cartoon, and they succeeded far beyond anyone’s expectations.

  44. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    May 1, 2019 at 6:42 pm | #

    Lucy is a delightful person.
    I feel that I would hesitate before saying her taste in movies is crap.

  45. AutobotDen
    AutobotDen
    May 1, 2019 at 7:03 pm | #

    Lucy is such a sweetheart.

  46. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    May 1, 2019 at 7:29 pm | #

    Last paragraph… Agree until recently.

    She has terrible boundaries. She’s not as good as she seems. Willis has weakened her character to be similar to original Mary in roomies. Her positivity is based on no engagement with others feelings. I actually can’t see how Walky would be bad for her.

    But when things are difficult or tense she holds people at arms length. It seems to be her only defense mechanism.

    Walky thing is relevant because it’s about an inability to engage deeper emotion s in others if they aren’t sufficiently saccharine. Walky is superficial in his own way but might be growing out of it.
    There is a passive aggressive contempt , snobbery on the other side of her sunniness and caring.

    As much as I hate it , Malaya had a point. This is DOA. Willis isn’t going to draw Lucy without any character flaws.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      May 1, 2019 at 10:54 pm | #

      She definitely has problems with boundaries, though I’d look more to a DoA Joyce without the prejudices than any version of Mary.

      I’m not sure I see much of the rest of your issues – the passive aggressive contempt or snobbery.

  47. autogatos
    autogatos
    May 6, 2019 at 12:28 pm | #

    Classic…2008 film…and the Matrix is even older than that.

    Nothing makes me feel old quite like realizing the films I still think of as “new” are now actually considered “old.”

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