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by David M Willis on August 19, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Birthday Pursuit
└ Tags: adinah, rachel, ruth

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 19, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    wish MY roommates would’ve had the consideration to drop the pretenses that quickly

    or at least PAID me to (badly) forge their documents as promised

    [ahahaha my sweet revenge when that one got caught… look, I followed the instructions to the letter to the best of my ability, not my fault the plan was trash]

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      August 19, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

      Oh my, there is a story here. You probably can’t tell it because legal reasons, but that’s okay because we can fill in the blanks with something maybe half as good as what actually happened.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 19, 2019 at 3:16 am | #

        You can tell us. There’s nobody here but the Internet.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          August 19, 2019 at 11:41 pm | #

          Roommate wanted to fake to the parents having been accepted to a program after basically flunking out, nbd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

          • Bathymetheus
            Bathymetheus
            August 20, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

            [sigh]

            lying as a problem-solving tool.

            That always works.

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              August 20, 2019 at 12:59 am | #

              I told my parents I graduated a year before I actually did (I still had one English course to finish). Luckily — or maybe they knew me too well, and anyway I was putting myself through college at that point — at any rate, they never asked to see the diploma.

              So I guess lying really did work that time. But it helped that there was nothing really on the line.

  2. CMasta
    CMasta
    August 19, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    Always was a bit of sunshine wasn’t she.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 19, 2019 at 1:52 am | #

      Not defending Ruth’s attitude but the aforementioned trauma plus living with her equally ray-of-sunshine grandfather certainly didn’t help.

    • Lore Krajsman
      Lore Krajsman
      August 19, 2019 at 10:15 am | #

      Honestly, the way she describes it, she sounds like a pretty easy roommate. Worst is having to put up with yelling during Hockey season.

      • Zero
        Zero
        August 24, 2019 at 3:37 am | #

        That does sound pretty bad.

        Also I had a roommate who barely spoke to me for a year; it wasn’t particularly pleasant.

  3. temporalshrew
    temporalshrew
    August 19, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh god, someone help, I can’t stop the bleeding, there’s just TOO MUCH EDGE.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

      Can we save it for when someone actually edgy comes along?

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      August 19, 2019 at 7:44 am | #

      There seems to be a confusion there between snark and edgyness.
      Edgy is when you act “dark” or “cool” to the point where it becomes cringey.
      Not when you’re snappish and happen to be covering bleak topics.

      Well, to put it in more detail: Originally, edgy meant “at the edge of [eg, of fashion]; avant-garde”. Then, people tried too hard to be edgy, and edgy became associated with.. well, the hipster approach to edgy. A lot of fakeness, a lot of absurdity, a lot of cringe. 😛

      So, basically, if someone isn’t acting like a hipster (or, more appropriately, a hipster variation of a goth [See: Emo] ), then “edgy” just wouldn’t apply. Moreover, “edge” has an association with “Look at how badass this thing I’m doing is”, so you’re not going to see it associated with hipsters or cringey rich-person attitudes or the like, either.

      Which makes sense- you could cut an artery and shower strangers in a restaurant while quoting bad poetry, and I’m sure the sprayed individuals would be less cringed out than if they had to deal with a nose-in-the-air sort [like a Hipster]. So y’know, edgy people don’t deserve to be confused with those other sorts. 😛

      These days, Emos and Chunnis are [to my experiences] usually where you see the most “edge” associations. Just think of it as someone trying too hard to be cool in just about the most baffling, out-of-touch way possible, and you should have the right idea. 😛

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 19, 2019 at 10:43 am | #

        Or these days, edgy just means using decades old racial and misogynist stereotypes and pretending that’s somehow daring and cool.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          August 19, 2019 at 11:56 am | #

          Fair point.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 19, 2019 at 2:31 pm | #

        The edginess I’ve heard all my life predates emos, goths, and whatnot, though maybe not beatniks. It refers to being on the edge of what’s acceptable.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 19, 2019 at 2:43 pm | #

          Too bad. It’s a buzzword, now. A four-letter shutdown used solely to diminish and dismiss. Those are the rules. That’s how language works, today.

          • Delavan
            Delavan
            August 19, 2019 at 3:54 pm | #

            Well. Aren’t you edgy.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 19, 2019 at 4:30 pm | #

              See, this one gets it.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 19, 2019 at 7:04 pm | #

            Except when it’s used to boast about unconventional and un-PC you are. Which is what leads to it being used to diminish and dismiss. Every edgelord I’ve seen proclaim his edginess has turned out to be a sexist and most often racist jerk.

          • TemporalShrew
            TemporalShrew
            August 20, 2019 at 9:21 pm | #

            Except that Ruth is absolutely being edgy here, in the purest sense of its more modern connotation, and your dismissal of it as applicable to absolutely anything merely because its meaning has changed over time doesn’t change that. There’s nothing “snarky,” for example, about trying to shut down any and all social interaction with a person you just met – in front of their family, mind you – in the most obnoxious conceivable way, with the most glowering possible face. She’s got a good reason not to be sociable, but this? She’s behaving like a caricature of people who’ve actually gone through what she has.

            Ruth’s being a cantankerous dick for absolutely no reason, immediately after demonstrating the active ability to be cordial, and that, my friend, is edgy. I don’t like Rachel, but attempting to defend *this* as a first interaction with anyone is a lost cause.

  4. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    August 19, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Well at least this is more accurate to what I expected from Ruth, although I don’t yet see how this leads to tragedy.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      August 19, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

      Given what we know…probably booze.

      • Nono
        Nono
        August 19, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

        I actually doubt it. Rachel would, 100%, call campus on Ruth if she was obviously boozing and get her expelled. Unless there was emotional manipulation involved.

        • Shane Wegner
          Shane Wegner
          August 19, 2019 at 3:57 am | #

          The read I got was just Rachel is kind of a crusader who wanted to denounce Ruth.

    • Eve
      Eve
      August 19, 2019 at 6:28 pm | #

      Could be she gets in a pattern of acting like this, tryign to get better, failing. Or she had another ‘bully someone you like’ thing and got away with it and so to Rachel it’s just that Ruth keeps doing the same bad things over and over.

  5. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 19, 2019 at 12:06 am | #

    Puh, she had me worried for a moment there.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 19, 2019 at 6:16 am | #

      Yup. This is the Ruth we know and love.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 19, 2019 at 8:11 am | #

        …know, at least

        • StClair
          StClair
          August 19, 2019 at 10:27 pm | #

          and have feelings about.

    • JBento
      JBento
      August 19, 2019 at 9:38 am | #

      *speaks to intercom* Stand down, stand down. Not a doppelganger after all. I repeat, not a doppelganger.

  6. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    August 19, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    *plays Bowie’s “I’m Afraid Of Americans” on the hacked Muzak*

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      August 19, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

      *Sings it to the tune of “We’re the Kids of America” (whoa-oa)….*

  7. svata
    svata
    August 19, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    That’s more like it

  8. Deathjavu
    Deathjavu
    August 19, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    Ruth basically talking to the audience in panel 1: “Wouldn’t it be weird if I were happy and well-adjusted after dead parents and abusive grandparent?”

    • TachyonCode
      TachyonCode
      August 19, 2019 at 12:43 am | #

      I feel that in my soul.

  9. NF
    NF
    August 19, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

    Ruth as a freshman: Surprisingly kind of an antisocial jerk?

    • geno
      geno
      August 19, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      Did you just start reading yesterday or something?

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      August 19, 2019 at 12:54 am | #

      “Unsurprisingly kind of an antisocial jerk.” FTFY!

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      August 19, 2019 at 1:56 am | #

      I was more surprised by how cheerful and friendly freshman Ruth was acting in yesterday’s strip. This is more like the Ruth I expected.

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        August 19, 2019 at 7:47 am | #

        I can just see Willis chortling: “Hey, hey. Remember that Mike flashback- huh, huh? Yeah, you remember it, right? Look, look, this is like that, right, right? YEAH, NO IT ISN’T. I FOOLED YOU. JAHAHAHA.”

        That.. that’s a thing Willis does, y’know. True Story.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 19, 2019 at 2:35 pm | #

          Hmm. I would say its exactly what he did with the Mike flashback; it was just much shorter.

          • HeySo
            HeySo
            August 20, 2019 at 2:32 pm | #

            Nah, Mike’s flashbacks were all about showing a kinder Mike and how the world let him down. It invoked some sympathetic responses in the comics. Ruth’s flashbacks are still at the post-world-let-me-down stage, with Ruth still as sandpaper-y as ever. The comments pretty much treat the flashback as a quick laugh.

            Not quite exactly the same, I think.

  10. Rikunda
    Rikunda
    August 19, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

    I like it. “Leave me the fuck alone, and you get to pretend you have no roomie!”. How the fuck did she screw up such a great deal?! Probably by Ruth drinking… Yeah…

    • Lore Krajsman
      Lore Krajsman
      August 19, 2019 at 10:17 am | #

      exactly, it sounds like the almost perfect roommate.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 19, 2019 at 2:36 pm | #

        Lucy and freshman Ruth would have been perfect.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 19, 2019 at 7:09 pm | #

          Lucy would have been dead within the week. All of it, up to the moment she died of lack of femurs spent trying to make friends with Ruth.

          Now Malaya and Ruth would have been interesting. I can just hear Malaya making fun of Ruth for posing as depressed just to be interesting.

  11. Norah
    Norah
    August 19, 2019 at 12:10 am | #

    I want to apologize for my spoiler yesterday. I totally forgot it hadn’t been revealed here yet, only on Patreon.

  12. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 19, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    Ah, so that’s how it was.

  13. Steve C.
    Steve C.
    August 19, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

    50 State Murder resort? Uh….I’m not following…..

    • bea
      bea
      August 19, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

      she’s canadian & now she lives in america & she hates it

      • Steve C.
        Steve C.
        August 19, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

        Thanks! I’d forgotten she was from Canada.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          August 19, 2019 at 1:16 am | #

          She grew up in Kaladar, Ontario, an unincorporated rural town. Grandpa Dickwad moved her and Howard to Carmel, Indiana, a wealthy suburb of Indianapolis.

          • FacelessDeviant
            FacelessDeviant
            August 19, 2019 at 5:04 am | #

            Kaladar. I thought you were joshing there by doing some “this is actually a fantasy village and she’s the lone hero” thing. But there actually is a place with that name, and it isnt from a Robert Jordan book. Thats neat!

            • Lensipensi
              Lensipensi
              August 19, 2019 at 5:18 am | #

              “and it isn’t from a Robert Jordan book” made my day 😀

            • HeySo
              HeySo
              August 19, 2019 at 7:51 am | #

              Apparently it’s pronounced Kale-adur, rather than Kal-adar.

              Also:

              Kaladar : township in Addington county, Ontario, erected
              in 1820.
              The origin of this name is uncertain. Some writers think the
              word may be derived from an East Indian word, Killahdar or
              Killedar, meaning “the Governor of a Fort”. Kalandar is a term
              applied to a vagrant saint in India. There is a tradition in the
              township that its name is a corruption of “kill a deer”.

              • MK15
                MK15
                August 19, 2019 at 11:12 am | #

                Mind you I’m 40 minutes away, not a local, but I’ve never hear anyone say anything but “KAL-uh-dar.”

                • HeySo
                  HeySo
                  August 19, 2019 at 12:09 pm | #

                  I’ll go off your accounting, then; I was basing that on a news article I found discussing the region, with the individual stating that they’d been saying it wrong all along and realized that after visiting and talking to the locals.

                  Compared to a random article, I’ll take a (semi)local’s viewpoint as being the more reliable source. 🙂

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              August 19, 2019 at 12:01 pm | #

              Here’s where Kaladar is mentioned in-strip.

              Apparently Kaladar is the real-world foundation for the fictional city of Avalon, the site of Josh Phillips’s “Avalon High” webcomic. Avalon High and It’s Walky! were sort of webcomic littermates, and you’ll occasionally find Avalon High references sprinkled throughout the Willisverses.

    • Skater Girl
      Skater Girl
      August 19, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

      The USA has 50 states and a lot of murder

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      August 19, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      I’m guessing it’s a reference to the number of mass shootings by various nutjobs in the US compared to Canada and just about any other civilized country in the world.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        August 19, 2019 at 1:37 am | #

        It’s 230 days into the year, we’ve had 320 mass shootings, and our political leaders are taking money from the gun lobby and blaming video games and a lack of compulsory religion in schools instead.

        I question your use of the word “other”.

        • Inahc
          Inahc
          August 19, 2019 at 2:27 am | #

          Perhaps “other” was referring to Canada. 🙂

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            August 19, 2019 at 4:10 am | #

            Oh.

            Okay, that makes sense. Objection withdrawn.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 19, 2019 at 4:54 am | #

          We’re up to 320? Damn, just a hundred more and we get the weed number. That’s not funny. People are getting shot left and right, and nobody is doing anything about it.

          • Catman
            Catman
            August 19, 2019 at 5:31 am | #

            It’s alarming that it’s closer to the weed number than the sex number.

            Most of the world is closer to the sex number.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 19, 2019 at 5:38 am | #

              Most of the world doesn’t have a specific “person” and cult leading their government.

              • HeySo
                HeySo
                August 19, 2019 at 7:54 am | #

                Well, the ones that do at least have the dignity to have the military, secret police, or hit squads do the shootings, rather than outsourcing it to rednecks and the mentally ill. Saves on budget, I suppose, but seems a bit less beneficially focused.

                Well, not like they’ve dragged anyone out of their homes in the middle of the night yet, either. Yet.

                • Lore Krajsman
                  Lore Krajsman
                  August 19, 2019 at 10:19 am | #

                  actually keeping ICE in mind, they already have.

                • Liquid Len
                  Liquid Len
                  August 19, 2019 at 11:25 am | #

                  During Jim Crow and the Civil Rights Era? I’m sure some of those “rednecks” did their share of yanking people out of their homes in the middle of the night and killing them.

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            August 19, 2019 at 3:11 pm | #

            “People are doing nothing about it”?

            Thoughts and prayers count as doing something, right? Right?

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 19, 2019 at 4:32 pm | #

              Oh shit, I forgot about those. Of course those work, of course.

      • Kryss LaBryn
        Kryss LaBryn
        August 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm | #

        Amnesty International has issued a travel advisory about travelling to the US. :/

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm | #

          I’m sure the usual suspects are bleating about how that advisory is just exaggerated scaremongering.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 19, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

    OOF, well, these two will clearly end up BFF.

  15. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    August 19, 2019 at 12:16 am | #

    Let me some it up…

    HAH!!

    We now return to our regular comment section.

    • Woomy
      Woomy
      August 19, 2019 at 2:43 am | #

      So if you could rewrite your comment, what would you change?

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        August 19, 2019 at 7:55 am | #

        Oh, are you handing out change? Excellent, let me in on that. I mean, I was just thinking, “Hey, I wonder if anyone here has got any change to spare?”. Superb timing on your part, really.

  16. Khantalas
    Khantalas
    August 19, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    I really love that eye twitch from Adinah in the last panel.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      August 19, 2019 at 6:31 am | #

      Seconded. A great little detail.

  17. KC
    KC
    August 19, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    For a hot minute there I thought we were getting Mike 2: The Ruthening

  18. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    August 19, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    I predict Ruth and Rachel will hide a body together by the end of their story together.

    TRUE FRIENDSHIP!

  19. Piotr W
    Piotr W
    August 19, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

    I knew Ruth was snarky, but this is taking it to another level… o_0

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 19, 2019 at 3:19 am | #

      It’s the depression talking tho.

      • C.T. Phipps
        C.T. Phipps
        August 19, 2019 at 6:20 am | #

        It’s entirely possible even if she was able to enjoy life that she’d hate people.

        • JBento
          JBento
          August 19, 2019 at 9:40 am | #

          I mean, have you MET people? They suck.

  20. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    August 19, 2019 at 12:21 am | #

    Ruth is being pretty fair, here. I bet if she had Dina as a roomie back then, things would have gone a lot more smoothly.

    Now, let’s sit back and wait to see where it all went sour.

  21. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    August 19, 2019 at 12:23 am | #

    Damn! A bongX since the beginning

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

      You’re being really unfair to Rachel, though. She’s just thrown off by Ruth’s sudden shift in demeanor.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 19, 2019 at 2:33 am | #

        I think this is a fair assessment of Ruth in a vacuum, and given this cold cynicism is Rachel’s first impression of her. We know Ruth’s mindset because we’re the all-seeing audience, but all Rachel has to go on is the last two comics.

        Unfortunately, we already know first impressions are all that seem to matter to Rachel in the present. I bet she keeps extending olive branches over the course of their freshman year, but Ruth’s repeated rejection wears her down to that point.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 19, 2019 at 6:21 am | #

          I’m not sure 2 years of Ruth can really be written off as “first impressions”. More like “when someone shows you what they are, believe them.”

      • JepMZ
        JepMZ
        August 19, 2019 at 3:23 am | #

        I was actually referring to Ruth in this situation

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 19, 2019 at 4:38 am | #

          No, you weren’t.

          • Sporky
            Sporky
            August 19, 2019 at 7:59 am | #

            Wow, I didn’t know you could read minds!

            Shut up

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 19, 2019 at 2:11 pm | #

              You’re not my real dad, Sporky.

          • JepMZ
            JepMZ
            August 19, 2019 at 5:14 pm | #

            Are…. you kidding? Rude!

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 19, 2019 at 5:45 pm | #

              #pwned

  22. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    August 19, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

    Rachel’s mom makes me think of the characters from the French Il etait une fois animated franchise. Most of them were educational, presenting things like the history of humanity and how the body works. Il etait une fois…espace had some educational content, but was mostly a sci fi adventure series.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      August 19, 2019 at 12:30 am | #

      Crap, borked the tags.

  23. Nono
    Nono
    August 19, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

    So what happened to the roommate agreement? Did it just slide to the floor, limp and unsigned, after Ruth slapped it against Rachel?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

      Rachel absorbed it into her boob. That’s how she finally got them to be symmetrical.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        August 19, 2019 at 4:12 am | #

        …… that will make it awkward to submit to the RA.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 19, 2019 at 4:42 am | #

          Maybe for the RA, but Rachel is used to it by now.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          August 19, 2019 at 7:56 am | #

          At the time, the RA was the [current head of the school newspaper, forget her name]. She was entirely fine with having to work the information out from Rachel’s chest.

          • Zee
            Zee
            August 19, 2019 at 10:14 am | #

            Daisy

  24. Lynx
    Lynx
    August 19, 2019 at 12:39 am | #

    Well that’s. Surprisingly honest? And I don’t think anyone would be a ball of sunshine after the death of both parents, which Ruth was immediately upfront about. A folding screen might’ve done both of them good.

    I expect the booze to be one of the factors leading to Rachel hating Ruth so badly she’d stomp on her right out of suicide watch two years later.

  25. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    August 19, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

    Goddammit, Ruth! I know your grandpa is a sociopath, but why take out your frustrations on total strangers?! Don’t you know the strangers of today are the friends or enemies of tomorrow? It’s now wonder Rachel evolved into a jaded asshole that has no hope for other people and ignores your crying. Of course, Rachel is responsible too for perpetuating the vicious cycle of being a jerk to others she doesn’t know well yet.

    • Sam
      Sam
      August 19, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

      I don’t think this is her taking out her frustrations, this is just straightforwardly going ‘I would rather not be friends with you, I’m mostly quiet and you can ignore me, but when hockey starts I will be loud and I am forewarning you’.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        August 19, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

        Straightforwardly in a somewhat aggressive way, though, and I don’t get a “doing it deliberately to make sure the point gets across” vibe from Ruth here so much as a “Christ, I suppose I have to put up with a person” one.

        Of course, this does give some interesting extra flavor to Ruth’s first appearance and her emphasis on roommate agreements and how you’ll end up wanting to kill each other. http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/agreements/

        • Bunny
          Bunny
          August 19, 2019 at 3:45 am | #

          I’m predicting we’ll find out that the cause of this doesn’t actually have to do with booze, but probably because Rachel is very confrontational but not particularly good at it. Pushy too many buttons and something happens.

          Like none of what we’ve seen of rachel has made me like her much.

        • Sam
          Sam
          August 19, 2019 at 6:33 pm | #

          I read it more as flat-toned rather than outright aggressive because her expression is more depression-tired than anything else to me here. I don’t see this as a particularly hostile interaction just not a particularly friendly one either because Ruth would rather disengage as soon as possible.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 19, 2019 at 3:00 am | #

      I think that this just reminds us how utterly Clint’s anger-transference to Ruth crushed and unbalanced her psyche.

  26. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    August 19, 2019 at 12:56 am | #

    Ruth, Rachel and Adinah. Is this this second all-freckle combo in DofA?

    (See Ruth and Dorothy here http://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/but/ and in the one that follows.)

  27. CJ
    CJ
    August 19, 2019 at 1:03 am | #

    That hope was short-lived.🙁
    Ok, Ruth was extremely abrasive even before she got the job of RA and would definitely have preferred to live alone.
    As it is unknown in Germany, what are the reasons doors rooms usually house two?

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 1:12 am | #

      Americans are pathologically obsessed with forcing social interaction on everyone, regardless of whether you want it or not.

      • Jess
        Jess
        August 19, 2019 at 1:22 am | #

        that checks out 🙁

      • Norah
        Norah
        August 19, 2019 at 1:27 am | #

        Also cost. Doubling up means fewer rooms need to be built.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 19, 2019 at 1:33 am | #

          Oh, yeah. God forbid we spend too much money on anything education-adjacent.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          August 19, 2019 at 2:05 am | #

          Rooms in the US — dorm, hotel, you name it — are generally much bigger than their European counterparts. I’m pretty sure that the dorm room I shared as a freshman could easily have been split into two rooms, with an increase in privacy at no extra cost. Cost is often given as a justification, but I don’t think that holds up under scrutiny.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 19, 2019 at 6:42 am | #

            Not the ones I lived in. ~150 sq ft. Cut that in half and you’ve barely got space for a bed and a desk.
            I think rooms in newer dorms tend to be larger, though.

            • Zee
              Zee
              August 19, 2019 at 10:18 am | #

              Sounds like my dorm

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      August 19, 2019 at 2:06 am | #

      I never understood it either, and I’m an American. I got along ok with my roommates in my first two years of college, but they were both massive slobs while I’m a neat freak, so I was glad I managed to get single rooms in my last two years of college.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 19, 2019 at 2:20 am | #

      Simple! More people per room = more profit per room.

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      August 19, 2019 at 2:22 am | #

      Our dorms housed up to six people, and I know some independent dorms have rooms with as many as twelve people. Two is basically normal mode (easy mode is four, where you don’t have to deal with one-on-one time with your roommate and can hoist them on the other two).

    • Huehuetotl
      Huehuetotl
      August 19, 2019 at 2:57 am | #

      In order to prevent privacy.

    • Lensipensi
      Lensipensi
      August 19, 2019 at 5:29 am | #

      We have it too in Austria in some “Studentenheime “. Especially in the costly university cities like Vienna or Innsbruck. It is cheaper than a single room and some houses only offer doubles. I guess this is also due to socialising reasons. But the rooms are tiny even when shared, especially in Vienna.

  28. Jamie
    Jamie
    August 19, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

    Bets on how long Adinah remains an unsullied parent figure on-screen?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 19, 2019 at 1:15 am | #

      I’ll bet…as long as Dina’s parents?

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        August 19, 2019 at 1:22 am | #

        Dina’s parents have even managed to remain unsullied off-screen!

        And by that I do not mean unbeatable castrated warriors.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 1:21 am | #

      More than two weeks, but less than three.

  29. Jess
    Jess
    August 19, 2019 at 1:26 am | #

    I feel like Rachel and Sarah should sit down and have a nice, cathartic conversation about their roomie experiences. Might be good for them both.

    Also Adinah is cute!!

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      August 19, 2019 at 2:39 am | #

      Maybe, I guess they would see eye to eye on s few things….or maybe not.

  30. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 19, 2019 at 1:49 am | #

    There should be a murder mystery series called “The United States of Murder” where, of course, a detective and his partner solve a mystery in each state.
    DC and territories can be included after the 50th book.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      August 19, 2019 at 12:57 pm | #

      There was a true-crime TV series with a similar premise called “City Confidential.” Every episode examined a crime in one particular city.

      The neat thing was, the cities chosen were from all over the US, small cities as well as big ones, and usually the first fifteen minutes or so were spent showing the town’s history and people and culture.

      Also, the voice-over narrator for most of the series was the great Paul Winfield.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 19, 2019 at 11:51 pm | #

        That sure sounds close enough to my idea. And it’s good they showcased smaller cities as well.

  31. Keulen
    Keulen
    August 19, 2019 at 1:54 am | #

    DoA Book 9 or 10 or whatever: 50-State Murder Resort

  32. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    August 19, 2019 at 1:54 am | #

    “Tonight I’ll dream while in my bed
    When silly thoughts go through my head
    About the bugs and alphabet
    And when I wake tomorrow I’ll bet
    That you and I will walk together again
    I can tell that we are going to be friends”

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 5:41 am | #

      Dream a dream, you little bleep.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        August 19, 2019 at 12:07 pm | #

        “Birds singing in the sycamore tree
        Dream a little dream of bleep”

  33. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 19, 2019 at 2:07 am | #

    Wow! Freshman Ruth reminds me a lot of Malaya!

    • Zee
      Zee
      August 19, 2019 at 10:22 am | #

      I feel like Malaya would be even more aggressive about it

  34. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    August 19, 2019 at 2:09 am | #

    Laidlaw’s Rule version of this strip:

    “Wouldn’t it be weird if I were like that?” And then the murders began.

  35. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    August 19, 2019 at 2:31 am | #

    Egg there we go right as rain. At least Ruth is upfront, doesn’t make interaction with her always pleasant but I appreciate the real talk.

    Though I got to admit though this entire interaction felt like she had it 8n her head to try to make a good first impression but after the first few moments she was “who the hell am I kidding,” and then just gave up.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 19, 2019 at 3:02 am | #

      I actually think that Ruth is saying in panel 1 that she doesn’t consider it plausible that she can be nice or even a pleasantly neutral experience to know.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 19, 2019 at 6:44 am | #

        She is. She might have been trying to fake it last strip and then just gave up.

  36. APersonAmI
    APersonAmI
    August 19, 2019 at 3:20 am | #

    Well, she fails at listening, but she’s open about her issues and lays down what seems to be a honest retelling of her boundaries and two of her sore points.

    Honestly, better than any roommate I’ve ever had.

  37. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    August 19, 2019 at 3:27 am | #

    I mean…
    At least there’s no 3rd heart breaking event in her life for us to see?

  38. Shane Wegner
    Shane Wegner
    August 19, 2019 at 3:37 am | #

    We’re not THAT murder-y!
    ::multiple mass shootings immediately prove this statement wrong::

    SIGH!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 4:56 am | #

      There probably was one while you were typing your comment.

  39. Eve
    Eve
    August 19, 2019 at 4:57 am | #

    I’m wondering. If Ruth had a similar “bully someone because I’m attracted to them” thing and to Rachel it just looks like Ruth repeating patterns. Also I wonder if we’ll see Ruth talk about the boyfriend her grandfather forced her to leave.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 19, 2019 at 5:23 am | #

      I think that we’re seeing Ruth simply responding to her grandfather’s programming her to believe that she is worthless and no-one could like her, so she’s putting up a wall to protect herself from being hurt by rejection well in advance.

      It’s possible that we might see a duplicate of Joyce’s relationship with Sarah in some ways, with Rachel in Joyce’s position and Ruth hurting her because she’d rather hurt people than let them hurt her or be hurt even worse by associating with her. Sarah never has been sufficiently messaged up to cause Joyce harm in an attempt to keep her at arm’s length but I can see Ruth doing that to Rachel and adding it to her list of reasons why she is a monster who needs to be shuffled off this mortal coil as soon as Howie is safe from Sir.

  40. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    August 19, 2019 at 5:31 am | #

    There’s the other shoe. I was wondering when it was going to drop.

  41. Heather
    Heather
    August 19, 2019 at 7:03 am | #

    Everyone thinks university is a new fresh start but you still bring all the rotting baggage from your old life with you.

    Or something like that.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 19, 2019 at 8:07 am | #

      I’m pretty sure that Ruth needs a 60-foot shipping container to carry all her baggage!

      • Liquid Len
        Liquid Len
        August 19, 2019 at 9:28 am | #

        or a 40 yard dumpster. That she can set on fire later

  42. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    August 19, 2019 at 8:05 am | #

    Ah, no, nevermind, she’s given up on fitting in already.

  43. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    August 19, 2019 at 9:03 am | #

    This is the way Ruth say “Good morning”. Rwally a bag full of happiness.

  44. Colineo
    Colineo
    August 19, 2019 at 9:29 am | #

    So… who else wants a Ruth/Rachel road trip miniseries?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 19, 2019 at 9:42 am | #

      I’d like Ruth to do something really selfless for Rachel and, when asked why, reply: “Because I believe in redemption.”

  45. JBento
    JBento
    August 19, 2019 at 9:50 am | #

    Ah, so Ruth’s first interaction with Rachel boils down to “here’s how things are going to be, whether you like it or not, and also in 5 weeks I’ll be making your stay miserable.”

    Good to know that in 2 years she’s changed to making people’s stay miserable right off the bat. Her increased efficiency is laudable.

  46. Cyrus
    Cyrus
    August 19, 2019 at 10:43 am | #

    This Ruth doesn’t look like she’s gonna apologize for anything any time soon, so I would be surprised if Rachel’s “redemption is a story” philosophy grew from this living situation.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 19, 2019 at 10:52 am | #

      I’m sure it added to it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were earlier sources.

      Apropos of nothing, I wonder why it’s apparently only her mother who came with her college.

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        August 19, 2019 at 12:09 pm | #

        It may be that her father couldn’t get time off work!

      • TemperaryObsessor
        TemperaryObsessor
        August 19, 2019 at 12:12 pm | #

        I’m not sure it could be that he had work or a very important meeting, he could be dead, its possible that he didn’t want to crowd Rachel or make it make Rachel look too dependent on her parents, maybe he felt it would be weird being in the woman’s dorm. What really sticks out to me is the speech the mother gave last comic, it sounds like Rachel has a past she’s running away from.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 19, 2019 at 6:55 pm | #

          Hmmm, can’t say I see it. The “blank slate” bit? I took it just as a reference to the room.

          The father thing is no more than a hint and there are certainly other explanations, but in light of speculation about Rachel’s past experiences it’s interesting. It could also just have been a relatively amicable divorce.

      • Cyrus
        Cyrus
        August 19, 2019 at 12:30 pm | #

        You couldn’t possibly be implying that her father is a bad person, could you? That would be so unexpected for this comic!

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 19, 2019 at 2:14 pm | #

          I agree. Very unlike what we’ve seen so far.

  47. lulu
    lulu
    August 19, 2019 at 12:04 pm | #

    No one likes hockey fans, right?

    • Liquid Len
      Liquid Len
      August 19, 2019 at 1:12 pm | #

      Unless you’re at a school where hockey is really big. Like, lining up outside the Student Union for season tickets big!

      • hof1991
        hof1991
        August 19, 2019 at 2:58 pm | #

        Big Ten has some real hockey schools – Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan. Indiana isn’t one of them.

        • Liquid Len
          Liquid Len
          August 19, 2019 at 3:07 pm | #

          Don’t think Indiana even HAS a hockey team. Notre Dame does, though. Most of the rest of the big hockey schools seem to be clustered in the Northeast (including Yale)

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 19, 2019 at 2:19 pm | #

      Which us weird, because hockey lets you slide around on knife shoes and whack people with a big stick. I remember having a PS1 hockey game that let you pick fights with the other players, complete with a spotlight and head punches. It was the coolest thing tiny me had seen in a game, at that point.

  48. KJ
    KJ
    August 19, 2019 at 5:19 pm | #

    I think I’d have been cool with Ruth as a roommate tbh

  49. Cyrus
    Cyrus
    August 19, 2019 at 7:58 pm | #

    So, I just had a thought: with Ruth and Rachel living together, isn’t it entirely possible that Rachel became aware somewhere along the way that Ruth has an abusive guardian? Hell, she could even know that Ruth was strong-armed into taking the RA position. I’m not particularly looking for my opinion of Rachel to sink any lower, but those possibilities…are concerning.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      August 19, 2019 at 8:07 pm | #

      Probably Rachel see only what she wants to see.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 19, 2019 at 10:09 pm | #

      I guess it’s possible, but there doesn’t seem to be any reason to think so. Ruth is unlikely to open up about it and it makes Rachel’s position even worse.

  50. Bathymetheus
    Bathymetheus
    August 19, 2019 at 8:31 pm | #

    I am reading into the use of the term “resort” the implication that the person(s) who murdered Ruth’s parents were not caught.

    Do we actually know anything about their deaths?

    • JBento
      JBento
      August 19, 2019 at 8:54 pm | #

      They died in a car crash with a drunk driver, iirc.

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 19, 2019 at 10:41 pm | #

      I think it’s more that, to someone from Canada used to their levels of gun (and other, but mostly gun) violence, America is just constant murder. Literally every day, somewhere in the country.

      • Bathymetheus
        Bathymetheus
        August 19, 2019 at 11:44 pm | #

        Appropriate avatar.

        As a Canadian myself, I am indeed appalled by the level of gun violence in the U.S. We do have some here, but even allowing for the smaller population, it is less.
        [rant:]
        I was in the U.S. in the mid 60’s (yes, I’m old) and I remember hearing the phrase “love it or leave it”. I was young and white, so although I was aware of racism, I didn’t understand how that phrase was connected to it, nor just how bad the oppression was for black people.

        I find it deeply disturbing that the twit-in-chief is using that phrase, quite literally to tell American citizens that if they don’t like being oppressed, they should leave.
        [/rant(for now)]

      • Raen
        Raen
        August 20, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

        I know Canada’s murder rate is lower than ours, but I’m pretty sure they make one a day; (Googles) just under two a day, it looks like.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 1d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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