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by David M Willis on October 12, 2019 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Birthday Pursuit
└ Tags: danny, dorothy

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 12, 2019 at 12:01 am | #

    sorry, that’s an exclusive terrible lizbian power

    • Nono
      Nono
      October 12, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

      Robin’s not invisible, and Dina’s not terrible.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 12, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

        “Dinosaur” is ancient Greek for “terrible lizard” (from deinosauros) – “terrible” here used in the older sense of something that inspires terror.

        • MaddMaxx
          MaddMaxx
          October 12, 2019 at 12:41 am | #

          Dina inspires pure joy, I dunno what you mean by terrible

          • Clif
            Clif
            October 12, 2019 at 12:44 am | #

            A terribly large amount of joy.

          • 3oranges
            3oranges
            October 12, 2019 at 2:19 am | #

            To someone chasing their daughter through the woods, unaware of the Dina to the side, her ambush could inspire terror.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            October 12, 2019 at 3:39 am | #

            Need I remind you of alt-text: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/03-the-butterflies-fly-away/safe-2/

            • LeslieBean4shizzle
              LeslieBean4shizzle
              October 12, 2019 at 9:07 am | #

              You know, it’s weird who remembers what.
              Maybe it’s because I love me some ship names, but I knew what you meant (and remember that Willis himself dubbed them thus).
              On the other hand, I forget plot points from like a month ago and need reminders half the time.

            • maarvarq
              maarvarq
              October 12, 2019 at 10:06 am | #

              I yet again regret that this comment system doesn’t allow one to upvote comments. Have 1000 unofficial ones!

          • AbelUndercity
            AbelUndercity
            October 12, 2019 at 4:37 am | #

            Dina suddenly appearing next to me could create a brief moment of terror, I’m not going to lie.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              October 12, 2019 at 5:31 am | #

              Oh no, a 43kg, 108cm teenager with no eyelids! Run for your life?

              • begbert2
                begbert2
                October 12, 2019 at 11:56 am | #

                You must be one of those relaxed people. For the rest of us anyone materializing out of nowhere at our elbow and unexpectedly saying something will cause all our nerves to suddenly wake up.

                And also I’m 185 cm, so when I turn to look at her you know what I’m going to see? That hat glaring up at me promising a tooth-filled death!

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 12, 2019 at 11:55 am | #

            She sparks joy, so she’s a keeper?

            Sounds about right.

        • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
          October 12, 2019 at 3:53 am | #

          They’re also pretty terrible at being lizards, though. No self-reptile would ever walk around all covered in luxurious feathers.

          • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
            BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
            October 12, 2019 at 3:54 am | #

            Shit, that was supposed to be “self-respecting reptile”. I suppose I too am terrible at lizarding.

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            October 12, 2019 at 7:34 am | #

            Could be doing Cos-Play, could be doing Drag. Really I think you are maligning thunderlizards. Look at Henry the Eighth, in the Holbein painting, the guy is covered in gold-set garnets and rubies. His shirt has been slashed so that he can wear hundreds of buttons. Not very many people laughed at Henry,… Its good to be the King.

    • Lexi
      Lexi
      October 12, 2019 at 1:06 am | #

      Pretty sure he means because bisexuality “doesn’t exist”.

      • LeslieBean4shizzle
        LeslieBean4shizzle
        October 12, 2019 at 8:46 am | #

        That’s “erasure” not invisibility.
        ….
        Although, speaking of super powers… that would be a really interesting super villain or antihero gimmick.

        • Banzo
          Banzo
          October 12, 2019 at 2:41 pm | #

          It’s a super common bi joke. LIKE SUPER common. Because of the erasure, we are invisible.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 12, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Danny, if you declare yourself Pan you get to either be an awesome goat god who parties all day, or fly and fight pirates with Tinkerbell.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      October 12, 2019 at 12:09 am | #

      Or he ends up continually moving from one side of the room to the other.

    • Miri
      Miri
      October 12, 2019 at 12:44 am | #

      Or full of sizzling hot sausages?

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        October 12, 2019 at 2:58 am | #

        Ooh, I could go for a sausage.

        • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
          ǝ snow ʍousɐ
          October 12, 2019 at 12:55 pm | #

          sausage party please

    • Foxhack
      Foxhack
      October 12, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

      What if he’s got a gluten allergy or celiac disease?

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      October 12, 2019 at 2:24 am | #

      Or he becomes a daemon to a British girl that has to fight against the Church and God.

  3. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    October 12, 2019 at 12:02 am | #

    Well, someone’s eating a shoe today.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

      GoblinScribe, I bet if you boil it long enough it’ll be like really tough steak.

      Unless we’re talking a rubber and plastic type shoe. Then it’ll be like steak from Applebees.

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        October 12, 2019 at 1:38 am | #

        Eat Arby’s.

        • Ntrovert60
          Ntrovert60
          October 12, 2019 at 8:27 am | #

          Because, like a men’s locker room, they has the meats…

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        October 12, 2019 at 2:27 am | #

        Charlie Chaplin has some serving suggestions.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      October 12, 2019 at 12:12 am | #

      My offer of licorice as a substitute stands.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        October 12, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

        I’ll eat the liquorice. Someone else can have the shoe. Liquorice is delicious.

        • StClair
          StClair
          October 12, 2019 at 6:59 pm | #

          Personally, I’d rather have the shoe.

    • sdrainbow
      sdrainbow
      October 12, 2019 at 1:02 am | #

      What book was it where the one guy kept saying “If you tell a joke and make someone laugh, I’ll eat my boots?” and then at the very end IT HAPPENED and he bit a chunk out of his boot? Was it Magic Kingdom for Sale-Sold!?

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        October 12, 2019 at 1:23 am | #

        I don’t remember that from Magic Kingdom, but it might have been one of the later books in the series. I can think of a couple of characters who’d do that.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        October 12, 2019 at 4:57 am | #

        It was the . . . I want to say second . . . book of the Lost Years of Merlin novels. One of Merlin’s companions while he was seeking the Seven Signs of magic was a dour man who always wanted to be a jester but could never make anyone laugh, hence the bet of eating his boot if he could make anyone so much as chuckle. This is accomplished when the failed jester sings a funeral dirge for Merlin when it appears to be likely to eat him in its sleep, causing the dragon to chuckle.

        • sdrainbow
          sdrainbow
          October 12, 2019 at 5:02 am | #

          oh you’re right! I don’t remember which one of the books it was either but it was 100% Lost Years of Merlin. Good catch!

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            October 12, 2019 at 5:10 am | #

            No problem. I loved those books as a kid, to the extent that my copies were falling apart from over-reading.

  4. Lily
    Lily
    October 12, 2019 at 12:03 am | #

    Danny is a big mood. I feel ya Danny.

  5. MaddMaxx
    MaddMaxx
    October 12, 2019 at 12:04 am | #

    It’s your hat, man. The hat’s pansexual. That’s why they can see you.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      October 12, 2019 at 12:13 am | #

      Joyce only remembers Danny as his hat, so there’s some evidence for this theory.

  6. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    October 12, 2019 at 12:05 am | #

    You could have said ‘No’
    You could have said ‘Well I just can’t’
    Whoa! we were off the wall
    …

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      October 12, 2019 at 12:08 am | #

      This strip was sponsored by McDonald’s in either Mainland China or Taiwan, I can’t tell which. They want you to download the mobile app.

      • Jess
        Jess
        October 12, 2019 at 12:32 am | #

        I can and will say ‘no’ to that!

        • JetstreamGW
          JetstreamGW
          October 12, 2019 at 12:48 am | #

          You think that.

  7. Danielle
    Danielle
    October 12, 2019 at 12:07 am | #

    danny is kind of a dumbass

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      October 12, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      Sure, if you think he literally believes this to be how bi-erasure works. On account of he’s making a joke, though, not so much.

      • Miri
        Miri
        October 12, 2019 at 12:52 am | #

        I thought he was still a bit woozy from the head injury and just saying random words; that makes more sense!

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      October 12, 2019 at 12:47 am | #

      There are many ways Danny is a dumbass. Making a really good joke is not one of them.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 12, 2019 at 2:19 am | #

      He is not, however, a very good smartass, despite him trying.

  8. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    October 12, 2019 at 12:15 am | #

    Well happy coming out day to you I guess (Here is still friday, 11:16 to be exact)

  9. Meagan
    Meagan
    October 12, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

    This is making me grin so much. Did he just come out to Dorothy with this line? I am so happy right now.

    • Nono
      Nono
      October 12, 2019 at 12:17 am | #

      He already did, earlier, the day of Joyce’s party.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 12, 2019 at 12:19 am | #

        It’s a great line to use for that nevertheless, though.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      October 12, 2019 at 12:18 am | #

      Nah, they’ve talked about it some before, but I don’t recall if he was using that label yet. It’s when they discussed the Kinsey Scale a little.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      October 12, 2019 at 2:57 am | #

      She’s the one who told him.

  10. not someone else
    not someone else
    October 12, 2019 at 12:22 am | #

    No, no he couldn’t. He just came out like a week ago, it takes at least a month to get out of the constant jokes and references phase.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      October 12, 2019 at 2:56 am | #

      …was I meant to stop after a month?

      • Smartalec105
        Smartalec105
        October 12, 2019 at 6:31 am | #

        Yeah, puns are a key part of being bisexual because they can be taken both ways.

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          October 12, 2019 at 7:41 am | #

          You made me laugh. Not giving you a Ten, but I’ll give you an eight for the joke, with a one point five for catching me off guard, …so 9.5 total for that comment.

        • Wizard
          Wizard
          October 12, 2019 at 8:57 am | #

          Please consider yourself upvoted.

        • Rosstifer
          Rosstifer
          October 12, 2019 at 9:16 am | #

          Boom! Best bi joke in the comments so far.

        • JBento
          JBento
          October 12, 2019 at 10:19 am | #

          And today’s +1 Internet goes to…

          Smartalec105!!!!

          Also, good screenname-to-comment synergy.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          October 12, 2019 at 11:17 am | #

          glorious

        • Banzo
          Banzo
          October 12, 2019 at 2:42 pm | #

          *standing ovation*

        • StClair
          StClair
          October 12, 2019 at 7:06 pm | #

          oh, very nice.

        • Svata
          Svata
          October 12, 2019 at 11:18 pm | #

          Perfection.

  11. p!enapple
    p!enapple
    October 12, 2019 at 12:26 am | #

    Friend of mine went to a lgbtq+ rally, and saw pride/promotions for everything except being bi. She asked, and was told ppl who were bi just hadn’t decided what they were yet, and there wasn’t any reason to promote it. She nodded and said, yes, we get that discriminatory attitude most of the time.

    • PHNX
      PHNX
      October 12, 2019 at 1:08 am | #

      That sort of treatment is exactly the reason I had to divorce myself from the Gay and Lesbian community back in the 90’s. That very dismissive and exclusionary attitude toward bisexuals was everywhere, back then, and a lot less subtle.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        October 12, 2019 at 5:08 am | #

        My condolences. If it makes you feel better, we aces are largely in the same boat most of the time. People seem to believe that you’re not so much unable to feel sexually attracted to people as you are unable to get any.

        • Elisto
          Elisto
          October 12, 2019 at 9:45 am | #

          Or they think you’re really just straight and trying to take “resources” from the LGBT community. (What “resources”? Who knows.)

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            October 12, 2019 at 3:31 pm | #

            That . . . sounds like bullshit. Total bullshit.

          • MatthewTheLucky
            MatthewTheLucky
            October 13, 2019 at 12:45 am | #

            Pamphlets. Delicious pamphlets.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 12, 2019 at 4:26 pm | #

          If your genitals don’t collide with frequency, you can’t be romantically involved… because everything in a relationship for sexually active people doesn’t count until you’re in the sheets?. I always wondered how some of those view points would hold up in standard heteronormative relationships. I mean – nobility could get divorce if they never consummated in the Middle Ages but that was an acknowledged business transaction. Us Earthers have hang ups.

          • plasticwrap
            plasticwrap
            October 15, 2019 at 4:22 am | #

            For some people, the understanding of attraction is tied up in the whole sex thing, especially if they’re religious, because the act 1) creates life 2) is usually a lot of fun and 3) many of us become consumed by the need to touch and be touched by that special someone, but just like sex doesn’t have to revolve around the orgasm, that affection doesn’t have to involve genitals/intercourse.
            If there’s anyone who experiences attraction but is actually repulsed by human contact, that’s pretty unusual and I’m guessing more often than not related to something like autism or a history of abuse.

    • Miri
      Miri
      October 12, 2019 at 1:19 am | #

      I’ve been in a monogamous relationship for 14.5 years. It’s mainly good and I’m happy. This doesn’t change a fundamental fact about how my brain processes attraction/people.

      If they’re going to take that attitude, surely they should drop the “b” and let people know that their inclusionary space isn’t?

    • Ron
      Ron
      October 12, 2019 at 3:45 am | #

      I did not know bisexuals had it this bad. I just assumed that if a community called itself lgBt, they would include the B. I mean it’s right there. I learned something from the comments today 🙂

    • Seregiel
      Seregiel
      October 12, 2019 at 4:31 am | #

      That’s… a lot meaner than the reason I was gave. I was told having the option to pass “normal” meant I was less at risk than those who couldn’t be invisible. I mean, the idea you have to hide part of yourself is still gross, but it kind of made sense with the huge amount of LG homeless youth in the area and Salvation Army being the major at risk help that they were mentally prioritizing those who couldn’t lie effectively to baby Jesus. (Not defending at all just adding to the diversity of discrimination). This is how people fall through cracks.

    • Jago
      Jago
      October 12, 2019 at 5:43 am | #

      There really are people that went far enough to loop back around to stupid.”Deciding” sexuality. Amazing.

  12. Tacos
    Tacos
    October 12, 2019 at 12:28 am | #

    It’s the hat yo. It gives you +100 to visibility.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 12, 2019 at 1:33 am | #

      He looks better with that hat on anyway.

  13. Sunny
    Sunny
    October 12, 2019 at 12:29 am | #

    Did Dotty always have a haircut like that? It kinda looks bigger than I recalled.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      October 12, 2019 at 12:57 am | #

      Dotty was recently at the stage where she gave up showering often enough. While it’s possible to do reading while receiving a haircut, the travel time to the salon and back would cut into studying time. Thus, Dotty’s hair is getting longer and poofier.

    • Miri
      Miri
      October 12, 2019 at 1:11 am | #

      Is she still neglecting self-care? That could mean she’s overdue a haircut.

      Tip: if you have long, type 2 curly (possibly 3a as well) hair and need a trim, centre-part it, pulling each half forwards in front of your shoulders. Pull it straight in front of you, keeping the tension as even as you can, then put a hair elastic about 5mm further up than you want to trim it to. Cut across below the hair elastic in as straight a line as you can manage. Tidy up if necessary. Voila: your hair is longer in the back, in an evenly graded manner that should give it decent shape, and has been trimmed to the degree you.want.

      Useful if you have a bit of a hair dresser phobia because of the number of times you were told they were just going to cut off 2″ and removed 6″ instead when you were a child, or are short on time/lazy.

      I wouldn’t risk this if I had dead-straight hair (or straightened it) but it works well for me, and I used this method to give my almost-5 year old her first haircut last month and she was happy. (There are YouTube tutorials where people do similar but above their heads rather than below, to get a layered effect too, but layers plus perms-plaited hair irritate me so this works better for my purposes.)

  14. Jess
    Jess
    October 12, 2019 at 12:33 am | #

    “something something ace solidarity”

    • Dakhran
      Dakhran
      October 12, 2019 at 7:37 am | #

      Hey, that’s right, our week’s coming up soon!

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        October 12, 2019 at 3:31 pm | #

        We have a week? Why didn’t the union tell me?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      October 12, 2019 at 10:15 am | #

      Ssh, if we talk too loud they might catch onto our great bi-ace train heist!

      … Crap.

  15. Agemegos
    Agemegos
    October 12, 2019 at 12:40 am | #

    What is this place? It looks like a waiting-room.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      October 12, 2019 at 2:22 am | #

      It’s pretty clearly a corridor in what I’m guessing is a classroom building? The black and white checkered floor is from an earlier era — 70s maybe?

      And the external wiring for the fire alarm is a dead giveaway that the fire alarm itself is a retrofit. The last time this building was remodeled was before fire alarms were part of the routine planning process.

  16. Zatar
    Zatar
    October 12, 2019 at 12:49 am | #

    Don’t discourage him Dorothy that was a really good joke.

  17. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    October 12, 2019 at 12:53 am | #

    . . . . I do not understand Danny’s comment about invisibility here.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      October 12, 2019 at 12:59 am | #

      IKR? What’s this invisibility business? He’s supposed to be listening to Erasure singing about wanting a little respect.

      • UniqueSnowflake2
        UniqueSnowflake2
        October 12, 2019 at 4:13 am | #

        He’s referring to bisexual Erasure, which means that Andy Bell is gay while Vince Clarke is straight.

    • Lexi
      Lexi
      October 12, 2019 at 1:09 am | #

      The joke is bi-erasure, and the idea that bisexuality doesn’t really exist. Popular both amongst straight and LGBT communities!

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        October 12, 2019 at 1:22 am | #

        Which I have also seen referred to as Bi Invisibility, which just makes it work even better.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        October 12, 2019 at 2:49 am | #

        Yeah, it’s even a problem in the LGT community.

        …. or maybe that’s just the LG community?

        …. I shouldn’t be making jokes about this, should I?

    • Shane Wegner
      Shane Wegner
      October 12, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

      “I’m bi! Bi I say! I like both!” “No, you’re not, that’s not a thing.” “Bi! Me! Now!” “It’s just phase, it’ll pass.” “You know that musical, Bi Bi Birdie? That’s me!” “You’re in college, everyone experiments.” “BiiiIiiIiiiii!” “Look just pick one or the other.”

      There’s a meaner flavor I hear from my bi pals that goes like “Bah, we actual LGBTQ people have no sympathy or solidarity for bi, the fun, recreational flavor, unlike the rest of us who face actual problems. You don’t belong at this Pride event.”

      • Inahc
        Inahc
        October 12, 2019 at 1:44 am | #

        When I got to university I overheard some girls bongoing about how much the bicurious suck. I buried that shit hard and haven’t gotten past kissing a girl since high school.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 12, 2019 at 4:03 am | #

          Wonder if they confused bisexuality with faux sexuality. Which IS a thing shitty people do for attention and sucks as a bi/pan person who ends up with someone who doesn’t have feelings but just wants to use you for attention or a test subject. —> hates bisexual erasure but also people who used my pan as an attention status from their actual desired object.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            October 12, 2019 at 7:40 am | #

            Kissing somebody you don’t actually like is shitty behaviour, whether you’re smooching a dude to make another dude jealous, or smooching a lady to attract a dude, or etc.
            Don’t kiss somebody you don’t actually want to kiss.
            But, kissing somebody because you might like them and want to find out, that seems legit! Just be very clear with them that this is what you’re doing.
            Thank you for coming to my bi talk.

            • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
              ǝ snow ʍousɐ
              October 12, 2019 at 1:48 pm | #

              I think the case presented was kissing someone just to find out if you like kissing someone of their gender or sex. I guess that falls under the first category? It seems like it might be okay to do for fun if you’re up front about that (it’s certainly inconsiderate/shitty if you’re just taking advantage of their feelings for you), but if this “experiment” isn’t really predicated on any prior romantic/sexual attraction, it doesn’t seem likely that you’ll suddenly discover you have feelings for them via a kiss.

              Also you shouldn’t kiss someone because they like you and you think it’d be convenient if you liked them back but I guess that applies to attraction to any gender or sex, and I guess also I’m basically thinking of Joyce and Becky…

            • Seregiel
              Seregiel
              October 12, 2019 at 4:20 pm | #

              Like… I’m mostly agreeing with you and just explaining why that overheard conversation might not have been bi bashing directly but legitimate sour grapes due to being used? But also of the opinion using people as test subjects is still a lot of false messaging unless you do as snow mouse said.

  18. JA
    JA
    October 12, 2019 at 1:20 am | #

    So who else thought Danny was leaning against the wall at an extreme angle, building up his neck muscles, before they noticed the bench he’s sitting on, leaning way back?

    • Jago
      Jago
      October 12, 2019 at 5:37 am | #

      Yes.

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      October 12, 2019 at 12:43 pm | #

      Yep, almost like the bench is better at being invisible than Danny is.

  19. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    October 12, 2019 at 1:26 am | #

    So the funny thing about living in Mexico is that:

    A: Bisexuals don’t exist, you’re either gay or not;
    B: Not a single person who I’ve come out to has EVER believed I was bisexual. None. My sisters still don’t believe me, my mom only told me that if I ever brought a dude home she’d [[ redacted ]], I never got to tell my brother but he was Christian so he’d probably condemn me to hell or something.

    I had a point, but I already forgot it

    • Seregiel
      Seregiel
      October 12, 2019 at 4:09 am | #

      So ignorant question – I thought some localized communities in Mexico had a third gender or is this more in select indigenous populations? Would this sort of thing fall under that third umbrella of “other” that means a lot of things as a catch all for more than the dichotomy? Stupid comparison but some cultures don’t have distinct words for blue and green if I remember correctly because it’s considered tones of the same color like crimson and burgundy would for red. Not great because Spanish does have those words, but curious if that background might be part of the disbelief rather than ingrained hate?

      • ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        ǝ snow ʍousɐ
        October 12, 2019 at 1:34 pm | #

        I have no personal experience, nor am I from Mexico, but I’ve read about the third gender in an introductory anthropology course, and I seem to recall that it’s a Native American thing. So probably select indigenous populations.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 12, 2019 at 4:15 pm | #

          It is a Native American thing too. And Thai. And some Polynesian. Hence why I was asking if it got assimilated into general population at all. It isn’t a singular occurance. And two spirited is a really odd thing in NA because many tribes that used to embrace it now frown against it after our horrid assimilation programs.

      • Romanticide
        Romanticide
        October 13, 2019 at 2:10 am | #

        Hi! a certain region of Oaxaca among the zapotecas has Muxe which are considered a third gender. It is quite a localized place and colonilism did try their worse at erasing most gender expresions that existed before the arrival of the spanish so unfortunately the existence of Muxes are a blip on the radar of how gender expresion is thought by the majority of Mexico. I don’t think it does color how bisexuality is thought on the country, for good or for bad 🙁

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 13, 2019 at 10:57 am | #

          Oh! Thank you!

  20. Moon
    Moon
    October 12, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

    Watch me say this everyday for the rest of my life (or until bi erasure as much of a thing anymore)

    • Moon
      Moon
      October 12, 2019 at 1:31 am | #

      *is not as

  21. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    October 12, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

    Unfortunately the cloak of invisibility is very fickle

  22. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 12, 2019 at 2:17 am | #

    Stop bothering your exes for drama, Dorothy. Go and enoy your undisturbed productivity.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      October 12, 2019 at 2:22 am | #

      And I doubt having a social life disturbs productivity. She is just a workaholic.

  23. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    October 12, 2019 at 2:21 am | #

    Sorry Danny, but bisexual visibility has become quite common thanks to Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook and other social media. So many bisexual flag mermaids and many characters with bi pride shirts.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      October 12, 2019 at 2:26 am | #

      …mermaids?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        October 12, 2019 at 5:34 am | #

        I’m also confused. I thought Mermaids was some sort of charity group created to support trans kids.

    • JBento
      JBento
      October 12, 2019 at 10:24 am | #

      I’ll be honest, “bisexual flag mermaids” sounds like a band name.

  24. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 12, 2019 at 2:24 am | #

    also, the bisexuality invisibility filter can’t really be expected to work on the person who told YOU about what bisexuality is in the first place, now can it, Danny?

  25. Alanari
    Alanari
    October 12, 2019 at 3:24 am | #

    I actually had to look up what is bothering Danny right now. And why he brought up bisexuality.
    Looks like I’m losing track of the details of the storylines

  26. Ophidiophile
    Ophidiophile
    October 12, 2019 at 3:44 am | #

    Danny boy, you need to take lessons from Dina. Assuming you can find her.

  27. Seregiel
    Seregiel
    October 12, 2019 at 4:18 am | #

    I am proud of this joke, but be happy someone acknowledges your place on the physical attraction spectrum. It’s a lot less lonely that way – thought I was a really picky bi until I had more words. Now I realize demi pan. Similarly: Ace and demi being lesser because libido is somehow conflated to romantic interest. Hello Ace Bi romantics! In reverse: Aro. Hi, aromantics!

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      October 12, 2019 at 5:15 am | #

      Hello from someone who is ace demiromantic.

      And yeah, libido =/= romantic interest at all. If the missus and I had high enough libidos to perform hanky panky as a replacement for cuddling, we’d never leave the apartment.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        October 12, 2019 at 5:24 am | #

        “As a replacement for cuddling” ???

        Might as well say “If we started eating candy corn as a replacement for crab legs”.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 12, 2019 at 5:41 am | #

          Keep your bug limbs and dried corn syrup to yourself. *makes face*

        • JBento
          JBento
          October 12, 2019 at 10:33 am | #

          Heya – I talked to my mini-painting friends, and they say they charge €1 per mini, increasing to €10 for larger/more detailed miniatures and €25 for the really large or extremely detailed ones, like the really intricate dragons and stuff.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            October 12, 2019 at 2:43 pm | #

            That’s pretty close to what I’ve been estimating. Thanks for checking, I appreciate!

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          October 12, 2019 at 11:45 pm | #

          Oh yes, Taffy, cuddling is infinitely superior to rutting like animals. You are right (provided that was your point in the first place).

    • Sol Karas
      Sol Karas
      October 12, 2019 at 9:01 am | #

      Technically asexuality has nothing to do with your libido, just your sexual attraction. You can be heterosexual with a low or nonexistant libido, and you can be asexual with a high libido (source: myself. it sucks).

      • JBento
        JBento
        October 12, 2019 at 10:29 am | #

        I hope this doesn’t come off as nosy/rude and you obviously don’t have to answer if you don’t want to, but I’m having trouble understanding how “asexual with high libido” works (besides, apparently, poorly). Is it a matter of your mind having no interest is sex but your body wanting it?

        • Zee
          Zee
          October 12, 2019 at 10:54 am | #

          How I’ve heard it described is, think of sexual attraction and libido as two separate things. Libido is just the presence of arousal itself, while sexual attraction is wanting to have sex with someone in particular who arouses you. So it’s quite possible to have the presence of arousal without being particularly attracted to anyone.

        • Sol Karas
          Sol Karas
          October 12, 2019 at 3:12 pm | #

          Basically I have no sexual attraction to anyone (nor romantic attraction, but that’s another story lol) but my body is like “hey, you should like, fuck.”
          “Okay, who? … hello? Body? Who??? WHAT DO YOU WANT????”

          It’s about as annoying as it sounds.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            October 12, 2019 at 3:26 pm | #

            I’m genuinely sorry to hear that.

            • Sol Karas
              Sol Karas
              October 12, 2019 at 4:10 pm | #

              Eh I’m used to it. It’s gotten actually better since I was able to put a name to it. Before I thought I was just broken, although it wasn’t until I learned that someone who’s ace can have a libido that I went “Oh, wait… that me! o:”

              And I mean, there’s a wide variety of sex toys available to us now, so it’s not too bad lmao (sorry for the potential TMI lol)

              • He Who Abides
                He Who Abides
                October 12, 2019 at 11:43 pm | #

                Hey, if you’re comfortable sharing, that makes it the right amount of information.

          • StClair
            StClair
            October 12, 2019 at 7:33 pm | #

            “You should get some.”
            “Okay, with who?”
            “Iunno, that’s your problem.”

            :p

        • JBento
          JBento
          October 12, 2019 at 3:23 pm | #

          Thanks to you both.

          • Sol Karas
            Sol Karas
            October 12, 2019 at 4:10 pm | #

            🙂 Happy to help.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 12, 2019 at 4:32 pm | #

          Hi. This is actually me (libido divorced from attraction to a person) and I was making a point of reductionism not divorcing libido from it entirely. For me it’s that there isn’t an attraction to a physical form (man/woman/person) but can experience arousal due to circumstances,, fetishes, kinks, personality types. It’s not as frustrating for me because I understand what makes a person attractive in a physical sense – it’s just not what triggers a response.

          • JBento
            JBento
            October 12, 2019 at 5:28 pm | #

            Thanks.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        October 12, 2019 at 4:33 pm | #

        I know this? My point was the reductionism of thought that occurs, not to divorce it. I’m actually in this boat.

  28. Jago
    Jago
    October 12, 2019 at 5:39 am | #

    I guess there was no way he woulda given a straight answer, huh.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      October 12, 2019 at 7:47 am | #

      Hey-o!

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      October 12, 2019 at 9:09 am | #

      Push the red button.

      • Jago
        Jago
        October 12, 2019 at 2:34 pm | #

        I don’t like links of which I don’t know what they do, so, no.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          October 12, 2019 at 2:47 pm | #

          Looks like it’s a minimally-furnished web page with a big red button. Pressing the button causes an audio file of a rimshot to play.

  29. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    October 12, 2019 at 8:51 am | #

    Good one Danny.

  30. Solenoid
    Solenoid
    October 12, 2019 at 11:16 am | #

    Oh, Danny boy, the salt… the salt is showing

  31. Borg
    Borg
    October 12, 2019 at 12:26 pm | #

    You could try being ace instead. That might work.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      October 12, 2019 at 3:27 pm | #

      I asked Morbo. He says “SEXUALITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!”.

  32. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    October 12, 2019 at 8:10 pm | #

    Damn that’s the best bisexual joke I’ve ever heard, I’m IRL cackling

  33. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    October 12, 2019 at 9:31 pm | #

    And just like real college students, everybody ignores getting their hair trimmed a full 8 to 10 weeks into freshman first semester.

    Dorothy, you’re turning into an English Sheepdog.

  34. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 15, 2019 at 3:57 pm | #

    Sorry, Danny, budget cuts mean it takes longer to process the superpower subscriptions than normal. Should be in the mail in about 8-10 weeks.

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