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by David M Willis on April 13, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When It Crumbles
└ Tags: amazi-girl, becky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    April 13, 2020 at 12:01 am | #

    bc everyone takes texts seriously

    Amber: hey Becky come give yourself up to your dad to rescue everyone else who’s been kidnapped by him

    Becky: new phone who dis

  2. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    April 13, 2020 at 12:01 am | #

    Who…who was carrying super glue?

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 13, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

      …in their pajamas?

      • Foxhack
        Foxhack
        April 13, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

        She wasn’t in her pajamas, she was wearing overalls – she was up when the alarm was pulled.

        No way she was carrying the superglue on her when she got taken though.

      • Viktoria
        Viktoria
        April 13, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

        Probably one of the lunks Blaine had standing around. IIRC they’re semi-athletic, and superglue is actually a decent bandage in active situations.

        • jmsr7
          jmsr7
          April 13, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

          It should be. Treating battlefield wounds was one of its first uses: https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a25067/the-surprising-military-history-of-superglue/

        • Rose by Any Other Name
          Rose by Any Other Name
          April 13, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

          Fun fact that was told to me at some point so I don’t have citaion for it but I’m sure a simple google search could fix that but I’m not going to bother because I am in a hurry: the creators of superglue were trying to make a liquid suture to replace needle and thread. And that’s why superglue bonds instantly to skin and… less instantly to everything else.

          Anotehr fun fact: While you can render your finger prints unreadable with superglue for crime stuff like AG did above, if you use superglue as part of your nerdy hobbies and THEN try to get a teaching job, it really upsets the nice police who do your fingerprinting and background checking when you have unreadable fingerprints like a criminal.

          • Rose by Any Other Name
            Rose by Any Other Name
            April 13, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

            Woe is me! I have been ninjaed!

            Someone, hand me some superglue so I can stop the metaphorical bleeding.

          • Bicycle Bill
            Bicycle Bill
            April 13, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

            Superglue can be dissolved with acetone, which is a pretty common chemical solution found in nail polish remover.

          • woobie
            woobie
            April 13, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

            Let the stuff wear off before interviewing?

            • Agemegos
              Agemegos
              April 13, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

              One of the things that my dog chewed up when he was a puppy was a tube of superglue that he stole from my desk. Fortunately I smelled the cyanoacrylate in time to get his jaws apart before his teeth were glued together, but he did get his cheek glued to his gum. One vet’s bill later I knew that superglue is unstable in the presence of water, and it all broke down in his saliva within three days.

              And that’s why you ought to mend broken crockery or glass with epoxy rather than cyanoacrylate, at least if you intend to put it through the dishwasher. And since I know that now the knob doesn’t come off the lid of my tea-pot in the dishwasher any more.

              But tea-pots remind me of Tim Brooke-Taylor, and that makes me sad.

              • Geneseepaws
                Geneseepaws
                April 13, 2020 at 10:44 am | #

                There were 126 of us living in shoe box in middle of road. Ussta get up at half six in the morning half an hour before we went to bed, eat a hand full of cold gravel and go to work at mill.

                • ValdVin
                  ValdVin
                  April 13, 2020 at 11:28 am | #

                  Isn’t skipping over “We used to dream of living in a corridor!” straight to your quote a breach of etiquette?

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  April 14, 2020 at 4:27 pm | #

                  Hey, lighten up there, nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition.

          • Chris Phoenix
            Chris Phoenix
            April 13, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

            Actually no, they were trying to develop plastic gunsights. Superglue was used for injuries in the Vietnam war, but probably not WWII.

            “It is necessary to note that although the Super Glue’s original discovery came during WWII, the popular belief that soldiers during WWII used Super Glue to seal up battle wounds has never been proven to be true. However, Super Glue actually was used to seal up battle wounds during the Vietnam War.”

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            April 13, 2020 at 5:04 am | #

            Super glue also doesn’t have good enough shear strength. If you’re trying to put broken ABS plastic back together, you’re better off using acetone. It melts ABS, so you can mash the edges back together and they’ll set, almost like a chemical weld.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              April 13, 2020 at 5:07 am | #

              Er, strength under tension.

              I used it to put a plastic handle back together a couple weeks ago. The break was jagged and fit back together perfectly. Textbook use of super glue, right? No. Because of the way that handle pivots, just using it once pulled it apart. So I glued it again and filled the hollow middle with JB Weld. There’s no doing like overdoing!

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                April 14, 2020 at 4:30 pm | #

                Superglue is good under tension, that guy used to glue his hardhat to the steel beam in the commercials.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          April 13, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

          Another thing super glue is good is gumming up door locks. Now that you know that, get creative, Amazi-Girl!

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            April 13, 2020 at 1:16 am | #

            I’m sure it does idjous things to the works of firearms, too.

            • N0083rP00F
              N0083rP00F
              April 13, 2020 at 12:12 pm | #

              If you don’t like the gun to be used you dribble some in the mechanism around the firing pin or the saftey, but don’t dribble some down the barrel because things get stuck and those hot gasses have to go somewhere.

              • William A Egbert
                William A Egbert
                April 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm | #

                That depends entirely how much you do or don’t like the person who’ll be using the gun.

        • Brasca1
          Brasca1
          April 13, 2020 at 2:42 am | #

          Either that or he was snorting it.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      April 13, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

      Maybe Blaine’s Goons R Us hires were told to do what she asked or something? Pretty sure Toedad was present when she said the ‘I need three things’ line.

      • AntJ
        AntJ
        April 13, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

        But they *want* Amazi-Girl to get caught, so they’d want her to leave fingerprints, right?

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          April 13, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

          Blaine clearly does. (Unless his plan is just to kill her and let the Crazy Fundie take the fall, but like. I think his plan is fairly malleable so long as it ends with AG taken care of and Ross quiet.) I think Toedad is sincere in that he thinks he can just walk away with Becky and no one will be the wiser, and that he thinks Blaine won’t. Y’know. Totally kill someone.

          I can see the goons getting mixed signals, is what I’m getting at.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          April 13, 2020 at 1:52 am | #

          The Bad Dads (or at least Blaine) certainly want Amazi-Girl blamed for the abduction of Becky, even though it would in fact turn out disastrously for Blaine if Amber were identified. But Blaine can’t want Amazi-Girl caught, because he knows that she can identify Captain Ballpeen as him. Blaine needs both Amazi-Girl and Mike to end up dead before the police can interview them.

    • Dave
      Dave
      April 13, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

      Must be the three things she said she needed. Mask, Duct Tape, Superglue.

    • Cybersnark
      Cybersnark
      April 13, 2020 at 10:48 am | #

      Aren’t Blaine’s goons “construction workers?” If they’re using an unfinished house as their base, there’s probably some lying around in somebody’s kit.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        April 13, 2020 at 2:50 pm | #

        No. At least not all of them. Some are locals. From the groups that were harassing the women who’d accused Ryan of rape. And whom Sal and Amazi-Girl beat up.

  3. Kravis
    Kravis
    April 13, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    “Batman voice” can’t be FELT thru the phone, Becky.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      April 13, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

      That’s a little gay.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        April 13, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

        Well then, we’re gonna need to make it gayer.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          April 13, 2020 at 10:45 am | #

          I mean, yes.

          • Kravis
            Kravis
            April 13, 2020 at 3:49 pm | #

            You can mean whatever you want.

            It still doesn’t make it so.

      • Kravis
        Kravis
        April 13, 2020 at 1:07 am | #

        No, it isn’t.

        • ensiform
          ensiform
          April 13, 2020 at 8:30 pm | #

          Yes, it is.

          • Kravis
            Kravis
            April 14, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

            No, it really isn’t.

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              April 14, 2020 at 12:43 am | #

              I’m getting more and more convinced that it’s gay.

              • Kravis
                Kravis
                April 14, 2020 at 1:17 am | #

                It doesn’t matter what you convince yourself of.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  April 14, 2020 at 3:32 pm | #

                  What if you’re the one convincing me?

  4. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    April 13, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    You could’ve fashioned all of that into a phone. Macgyver would be disappointment.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      April 13, 2020 at 2:29 am | #

      I’m pretty sure you need more than a mask, duct tape, and superglue to make a phone. Some electrical parts might be necessary.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        April 13, 2020 at 7:04 am | #

        Sure, *you* might. MacGuyver, on the other hand, does not.

      • Minim
        Minim
        April 13, 2020 at 7:39 am | #

        You’d also need a small aubergine.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          April 13, 2020 at 9:47 am | #

          Add an onion and some olive oil and we’re on our way!

          • Merbrat
            Merbrat
            April 13, 2020 at 1:07 pm | #

            The Professor: Just add coconuts.

  5. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 13, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    That’s what I said!

    Step one of initiating contact does not have to be by beating people up.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 13, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

      Except this is Amazi-Girl. It’s either beating people up or climbing in through a window, and those people were between her and the window.

    • Diane
      Diane
      April 13, 2020 at 1:23 am | #

      I mean, she didn’t have her phone, and let’s be honest, they’d probably at least watch her leave, and if she went back towards the dorms instead of where Becky lives, they’d suspect something.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 13, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

        I agree this present an obstacle.

        I just don’t agree amazi-girl couldn’t find a non-beating-people-up-centered solution.

        • SpaceshipPilot
          SpaceshipPilot
          April 13, 2020 at 5:53 am | #

          She could, but she wouldn’t. She was created (for want of a better term) to live out a superhero fantasy. She largely thinks in terms of beating people up.

        • Diane
          Diane
          April 13, 2020 at 10:59 am | #

          Oh absolutely. She’s trained herself to take people out. And I guess give chase/run away on the side. Telling her not to use her main skill set would just make her derp harder.

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            April 14, 2020 at 4:32 pm | #

            When all you have is a hammer, everything else are nails.

  6. Regalli
    Regalli
    April 13, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Yaaay, AG quickly filling Becky up to speed!

    Oh dear, Becky’s guard detail suck even worse than we thought, and still more reminders I want to send Ross into the sun.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      April 13, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      Pretty sure those were just regular dudes Robin found at a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses convention.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        April 13, 2020 at 3:40 am | #

        …that DOES sound like a very Robin thing to do.

    • Koms
      Koms
      April 13, 2020 at 12:07 pm | #

      What you got against the sun?

  7. Suet
    Suet
    April 13, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Were ya able to share phone numbers in the first place?

    Amazi-Girl dressed up as Amber? Now that’s a tweeeest

  8. BBCC
    BBCC
    April 13, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Oooops. Didn’t grab the phone.

  9. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    April 13, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Okay, that last one is pretty smart.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      April 13, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

      Amber was at a party in that house little more than 24 hours ago. There is absolutely no need for Amazamber to avoid leaving fingerprints at the scene, especially since there is absolutely no way that Amazamber isn’t also leaving hairs at the scene.

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 13, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

        She might have to touch something more distinctly connected with the kidnapping than the general interior of Becky’s flat. For example, her fingerprints on the tape used to bind Becky’s bodyguards would not be explained by her presence at a party. Even if it were one of those parties.

  10. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    April 13, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    Becky does realize Amber is Amazi-girl, right?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 13, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      She doesn’t know, no.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      April 13, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      She will soon.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      April 13, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      Nope. Domino mask rules.

    • Johnny Austin
      Johnny Austin
      April 13, 2020 at 12:33 pm | #

      No blush, it is amazigirl on the exterior surface.
      Of what is happening inside…

      Mike’s avatar appears like an Other. Like an Alter but with a different ideation.

      Instead of a fissioning self sharing the bodily space, the self takes the memories of life experiences and the abilities for internal dialogues manifested with DID. In this case Mike’s advice and demeanor giving her the advice she needs.

      He made his point by his actions, she is extrapolating from there.

      Thank you Willis.

  11. NelC
    NelC
    April 13, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    You know, I was wondering who Becky would see when she saw Amazi-ber.

    • NelC
      NelC
      April 13, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Ambi-Girl?

      • Ray Radlein
        Ray Radlein
        April 13, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

        Ambi-girl is much better, as Ambi- means “both”

    • Miri
      Miri
      April 13, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

      Well, since Amber has crippling social anxiety and is an indoors geeky type clearly the person who looks like an amalgamation of her and Amazigirl and can take out multiple hired guards easily isn’t her, so has to be Amazigirl cos-playing Amber for some reason…

      • Ron again
        Ron again
        April 13, 2020 at 3:30 am | #

        The other masquerade’s effectiveness is not that easily explained as Blaine and Captain Ball-peen act exactly the same.

  12. jmsr7
    jmsr7
    April 13, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

    Gah, i read Becky saying “Amber? Whya dressed up like Amazi-Girl?” at first.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      April 13, 2020 at 12:24 am | #

      Becky is improving. She no longer says Superlady.

    • Lawzlo
      Lawzlo
      April 13, 2020 at 8:25 pm | #

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoSfp3KGwzw

  13. Bagge
    Bagge
    April 13, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    “Whya dressed like Amber?”

    Heh!

  14. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    April 13, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

    Well, we finally know what the three things were that AG said she needed. I’d have asked for a phone, a hundred feet of rope, and a loaded Glock. I guess that’s just a Texas thing.

  15. Ryan the Cool
    Ryan the Cool
    April 13, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

    Spoiler:
    Everyone saw her fingerprints because the guards were wearing ACETONE
    MWAHAHAHAHA

    • Koms
      Koms
      April 13, 2020 at 12:09 pm | #

      Ahahhahahah

  16. TlalocW
    TlalocW
    April 13, 2020 at 1:47 am | #

    Good to know what the five things she needed were.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      April 13, 2020 at 2:44 am | #

      Three things, sire!

      • Agemegos
        Agemegos
        April 13, 2020 at 3:40 am | #

        “First, thou shalt take out the holy pin….”

  17. Sadeveryday
    Sadeveryday
    April 13, 2020 at 2:35 am | #

    I’ve been on deployment for a couple months and just randomly decided to check this comic to see what today’s page would be and….. what?

    (Also I heard our ship has been on the news?)

    • KJ
      KJ
      April 13, 2020 at 4:15 pm | #

      that was…remarkably well timed, considering this one has the crash course summary

  18. JediMB
    JediMB
    April 13, 2020 at 2:36 am | #

    “Whya dressed up like Amber?”

    I love it.

  19. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    April 13, 2020 at 8:00 am | #

    Text message! The people on the other side of that mysterious fourth wall been saying that for a while now…

  20. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    April 13, 2020 at 10:29 am | #

    I never knew super glue can do that. Then again I never thought about being a vigilante or a cat burglar.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 14, 2020 at 4:35 pm | #

      Yes, it can do that, but it really screws up your ability to do finger type stuff, like fine dexterity and hold things.

  21. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    April 13, 2020 at 10:59 am | #

    Well, of courseBecky saw she was dressed as Amber. AG forgot to artfully muss her hair, she still has the Am-bowl.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      April 13, 2020 at 11:40 am | #

      Indeed. I commented on this in a previous strip too.

  22. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    April 13, 2020 at 11:01 am | #

    The others? Who are the others? And why it’s Ethan so important to you? Are you Eric dressed as Amber, Amazi-Girl? Wait, you’ve been Mike all the time!!!

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      April 13, 2020 at 11:59 am | #

      Who are the others?  The Professor and Mary Ann!!

      Oops… sorry about that.  The Professor and Mary Ann are “… and the rest” (from the first season ‘Gilligan’s Island’ theme).

  23. mzgarland
    mzgarland
    April 13, 2020 at 12:12 pm | #

    She’s not mentioning Dina. On purpose, I bet.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      April 13, 2020 at 12:41 pm | #

      Dina showed up after AmbG had left, as I recall. So she probably doesn’t know, since Dina’s stealth aura works on her roommate just as much as anyone else.

    • Alaric
      Alaric
      April 13, 2020 at 1:05 pm | #

      Yeah, Dina wasn’t there yet when Amazi-Girl left.

    • mzgarland
      mzgarland
      April 13, 2020 at 11:28 pm | #

      Oh right, yeah. …strangely remiss of both of them, then.

  24. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    April 13, 2020 at 1:01 pm | #

    “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are”
    -Theodore Roosevelt

  25. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 13, 2020 at 2:38 pm | #

    I’m waiting for Sal

  26. Professor Detective
    Professor Detective
    April 18, 2020 at 5:57 am | #

    How have I never thought of that super glue trick? Got to write that one down.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
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He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
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ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 3d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 3d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 3d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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