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May 12, 2026

Here’s your Mike

by David M Willis on June 17, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When It Crumbles
└ Tags: amber, ethan, mike

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 17, 2020 at 12:01 am | #

    worst Mike drop

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      June 17, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

      ಠ_ಠ

    • Reed
      Reed
      June 17, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

      oldmanshakesfistatcloud.png

    • P!enapple
      P!enapple
      June 17, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      Lmao!!! Ty-i soooo needed that!

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

      He landed on his head. He’ll be fine.

      Tell your mom’s to be saving up their nickles.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        June 17, 2020 at 12:56 am | #

        Who has time to be keeping woodpeckers in this economy?

        • Jim
          Jim
          June 17, 2020 at 12:25 pm | #

          Well-played!

        • clif
          clif
          June 17, 2020 at 4:32 pm | #

          yes, it takes time, but you never know when you’ll run into a diming in the rough.

    • Meagan
      Meagan
      June 17, 2020 at 1:51 am | #

      Hahahahaha

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      June 17, 2020 at 2:05 am | #

      You were so concerned with if you could, you didn’t stop to ask if you should.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      June 17, 2020 at 2:39 am | #

      Given his solid hair and hard-headedness, one might even call it a brick joke.

    • OtterBoy1
      OtterBoy1
      June 17, 2020 at 8:54 am | #

      Cheers I’ll cry to that one bro

    • PB
      PB
      June 18, 2020 at 12:00 am | #

      You’re awful, and PERFECT!

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 17, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    The doctors are baffled. His heart-rate seems strong, but it’s oddly erratic.

    Hopefully they’ll eventually bring in one who both understands morse code, and isn’t overly sensitive about their mother.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      June 17, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      If Mike could, Mike would.

    • Amias
      Amias
      June 17, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      Upvote system for DoA comments when

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      June 17, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      This is like that time Thunderclash tried to warn about the Personality Ticks.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 17, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

        “He had to reduce his lifespan by six hours to generate that apostrophe.”

        “I know that’s not supposed to impress me, but…”

        • Abbe_Faria
          Abbe_Faria
          June 17, 2020 at 1:16 am | #

          The man is dedicated to his craft I’ll give him that.

  3. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    June 17, 2020 at 12:02 am | #

    Someone talk about their mom so he reflexively makes a mom joke and wakes up

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      June 17, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      He can’t exactly speak with a ventilator tube down his throat. 🙁

      • tim gueguen
        tim gueguen
        June 17, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

        Mike probably knows either American Sign Language or Morse Code for just such an contingency..

  4. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    June 17, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    I choose to believe Mike is having a series of zany adventures in 1970s Indiana with Gene Hunt.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      June 17, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      The entire show would just be Mike mispronouncing the first letter of Gene’s last name.

      Oh, and Mike looking up the mothers of everyone he knows so he can seduce them. And occasionally their fathers. And possibly beating Blaine up.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        June 17, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

        Gene eventually gets very confused. “I thought I was supposed to be the bad cop!”

        “Are you complaining?”

        “…I guess not.”

        “Good. Double curb-stomp?”

        “Ooh, I always wanted to try that.”

      • Ray Radlein
        Ray Radlein
        June 17, 2020 at 1:44 am | #

        Life On Moms

        • JaneDoe
          JaneDoe
          June 17, 2020 at 3:19 pm | #

          Yeah more evidence that this comment section needs an upvote option because that was brilliant 🤣

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      June 17, 2020 at 6:26 am | #

      A 1973 Ultra Car Quatro.

  5. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    June 17, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    Well, he’s alive, and we know where he is. It’s Mike. He’ll be fine.

  6. butts
    butts
    June 17, 2020 at 12:03 am | #

    i didn’t pay a nickel to see this

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      June 17, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

      he paid your mom a nickel to see this

      • Zor
        Zor
        June 17, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

        It’s what he would have wanted

        • butts
          butts
          June 17, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

          he wanted your mom and a nickel

          • clif
            clif
            June 17, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

            But sometimes you have to make the hard decisions.

            • Johnny Austin
              Johnny Austin
              June 17, 2020 at 1:15 am | #

              Your mom decided on something hard.

              For a nickel.

  7. Chris
    Chris
    June 17, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    I wonder how long it’ll be before Imaginary Brain Mike makes an inappropriate comment.

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 1:06 am | #

      I choose to believe he already has and that’s the reason for Amber’s expression in the 3rd panel.

  8. Dunedon
    Dunedon
    June 17, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Think amber remembers now? I smell a couple of flashbacks monologues ending in a triumphant Mike waking up to tell Amber she really was worth it.

    • CC
      CC
      June 17, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      IIRC she’s remembered everything since she figured out who the masked guy kidnapping them was

  9. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    June 17, 2020 at 12:04 am | #

    Cling to life, Mike. We need you back.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      June 17, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      I just realized. In _one_ story arc, Willis got us to feel for Mike, ToeDad, _and_ Faz.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 17, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

        I mean, I’d still probably dance the hornpipe on Toedad’s grave, but two out of three ain’t bad.

      • BigDogLittleCat
        BigDogLittleCat
        June 17, 2020 at 12:45 am | #

        When did we feel for Toedad? I remember feeling for Joyce because she was feeling for Toedad, but I don’t remember that other part.

        • Jon Rich
          Jon Rich
          June 17, 2020 at 1:37 am | #

          When he was murdered, probably.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          June 17, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

          I wanted him to suffer endlessly. Dead people don’t feel pain.

          • Psychie
            Psychie
            June 17, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

            I mean, he’s either suffering eternal damnation in hell for his sins, or has had his religion proven false one way or another, which for him could possibly be a worse fate.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 17, 2020 at 11:09 am | #

              Well, if he’s wrong about the existence of an afterlife, he’s not aware of it, so while it’d be something he’d be upset to learn, he wouldn’t actually learn it.

              • Chris
                Chris
                June 18, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

                If he’s wrong about the nature of the afterlife, on the other hand…

                • Inscrutablejane
                  Inscrutablejane
                  June 19, 2020 at 3:07 am | #

                  Oooh, I like this; Ross being reincarnated as some kind of deep-ocean monstrosity, yet retaining all of his human memories

      • Lumino
        Lumino
        June 17, 2020 at 2:08 am | #

        I felt more for Becky than for ToeDad. He was scum, but scum or not he was Becky’s father. That’s going to be painful, no matter how she tries to hide it.

        Abusive parents still get mourned by their children. That relationship is complicated at the best of times.

      • SuperFroakie82
        SuperFroakie82
        June 17, 2020 at 5:23 am | #

        Yeah I wouldn’t say Willis got many people to feel for Toedad, but I guess I felt something for him at least. Unlike Blaine, it seems like he really was trying to do the right thing, it’s just his idea of the right thing is waaaaaaay out of wack. I like to think that maybe someday, with a buttload of hard work, he could have been redeemed, or at least gotten a start towards it. Maybe I’m just being naive though.

        • Daibhid C
          Daibhid C
          June 17, 2020 at 1:50 pm | #

          “True redemption demands that you seek forgiveness for your past misdeeds. That you atone for the actions that caused [God] to turn away from you. That you even acknowledge that you could, in fact, be wrong. You have done none of this.

          “Perhaps, if you had more time … but then again, perhaps not. Redemption is a rare and special thing, after all. It is not for everyone.”

          Lord Soon, Order of the Stick.

  10. NinjaMaid
    NinjaMaid
    June 17, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Uh oh, if there’s bandages around his head that means they likely shaved it and Willis is going to have to draw a different haircut if he wake Mike up.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 17, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

      I don’t mind, so long as it still breaks the laws of geometry.

      Behold, Mike’s new look!

    • YipeeKiYay
      YipeeKiYay
      June 17, 2020 at 2:07 pm | #

      This whole arc was an elaborate scheme to give Mike a makeover

  11. SuperFroakie82
    SuperFroakie82
    June 17, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    I thought that was Jason at first and was very confused.

  12. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 17, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    There is an old pilots’ song about throwing a nickel on the grass…

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      June 17, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

      I’m an old pilot and I have no knowledge of this song, might you share a link?

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 17, 2020 at 12:33 am | #

        Here you go.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          June 17, 2020 at 1:19 am | #

          Thanks. I was ground crew, but I appreciate the song.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          June 17, 2020 at 2:20 am | #

          Yeah Korea was a bit before my time. And I flew ultralights and a Piper J-3, not warbirds.

          But thankee verra much.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          June 17, 2020 at 3:39 pm | #

          I remember my dad and his buddies singing that song, he was a fighter pilot in the RCAF.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            June 17, 2020 at 10:07 pm | #

            I remember a different version from childhood summer camp. Salvation Army: “Throw a nickel in the drum, save another drunken bum”

  13. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    June 17, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh, right, Ethan hasn’t clued into the whole disassociation thing, has he. He probably just thinks that Amber disn’t tell him about their childhood friend being in the hopsital, doesn’t he.

    This is going to be a very painful conversation, isn’t it.

    • segnosaur
      segnosaur
      June 17, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

      I thought by Ethan stating “Amazigirl brought him in” that he was acknowledging the Amber/Amazigirl dissociation. (After all, he didn’t say “you brought him in”.)

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 17, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

        I don’t think Amber updated him when she and AG stopped sharing memories, though.

      • NotPiffany
        NotPiffany
        June 17, 2020 at 1:26 pm | #

        I thought he was just refraining from outing her secret identity.

    • Axel
      Axel
      June 17, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

      He might have gotten a bit of an idea from it taking Amber an amount of time before realizing Blaine was telling the truth, but he might think she was spending that time deciding whether or not to admit she was there

  14. Hex Hornet
    Hex Hornet
    June 17, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

    Not that I wanna lose him, but, for a while there, I was actually pretty excited about the concept of actual GhostMike.

    • drs
      drs
      June 17, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

      How about Astral Projection Mike?

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        June 17, 2020 at 3:42 pm | #

        Already been done, see Kanon, by Key.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 17, 2020 at 12:27 am | #

      I mean, it’s not like amber’s internal mike can’t stick around even if the original is back.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        June 17, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

        True, but if I am correctly picking up what Hex Hornet is putting down, I think they were hoping for an actual supernatural event within the Dumbverse.

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          June 17, 2020 at 1:08 am | #

          Nah, Joyce has renounced magical thinking.

          • CJ
            CJ
            June 17, 2020 at 4:35 am | #

            Magical thinking is fine to make sense of yourself. Wish people stopped applying it to real-world scientific problems, though.

          • Bicycle Bill
            Bicycle Bill
            June 18, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

            If by ‘magical thinking’ you mean her belief in her religion, I would much rather believe that there is an all-powerful yet possibly imaginary deity running the world rather than be forced to accept whatever it is we have running the show now.

        • Hex Hornet
          Hex Hornet
          June 17, 2020 at 1:55 am | #

          It skirts ‘reality’ a little, but, YEAH.
          Still wouldn’t be the least logical thing in this comic.

      • butting
        butting
        June 17, 2020 at 4:44 am | #

        If Amber wants them to do each other that’ll cost two nickels. keep in mind.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        June 17, 2020 at 9:19 am | #

        Sure, because how bad could _another_ disassociated personality in Amber’s head be?

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      June 17, 2020 at 6:11 am | #

      Brace yourself for Astral Projecting While in Coma Mike

  15. P!enapple
    P!enapple
    June 17, 2020 at 12:09 am | #

    Lolol @ Dr Who, NinjaMaid, AntJ, Foxhat- really needed the laughs right now

  16. Mehe
    Mehe
    June 17, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Nooooooooooooo

  17. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    June 17, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    I think he’s saying “Thank You”. You know without actually outing Amber as AG.

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      June 17, 2020 at 2:17 am | #

      Either that or “F#*k you”, for the secrets/lies that helped Mike get injured in the first place.

      • SuperZero
        SuperZero
        June 17, 2020 at 2:33 am | #

        Nothing Amber (or Amazi-Girl) did caused that. That was all Blaine and Ross, and a little of Mike’s decisions to, and how to, confront them.

        He might be mad she didn’t mention it, though.

        • Hazel
          Hazel
          June 17, 2020 at 5:22 am | #

          I mean, Amber’s kinda deal until very recently has been to deal with her trauma in ways that hurt both her and others. Stabbing a defenseless kid, picking fights because she wants to beat up/get beaten up by some 18 year olds drinking booze, shoving Mike against a wall because she thought he might have drawn some penises on whiteboards, general pushing people away and keeping secrets.

          Mike being in hospital is 100% Blaine’s fault but for the other stuff I feel Ethan deserves to tell Amber off (before hugging because he does really care for her).

  18. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 17, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    Okay, I’m glad he’s alive. Nothing’s over until you’re underground, as Darby Allin’s chest tattoo tells us. 😛

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 17, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      …. so Eugene Shoemaker’s not done with the whole space thing?

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        June 17, 2020 at 12:59 am | #

        Neither, I guess, is Clyde Tombaugh.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          June 17, 2020 at 2:37 am | #

          James Doohan is likewise in permanent stable orbit, or at least the bit they used to make the diamond.

    • Victoria
      Victoria
      June 17, 2020 at 4:45 am | #

      Never look back, never say die.

    • threnodygrey
      threnodygrey
      June 17, 2020 at 12:08 pm | #

      The DoA comments was like the last place I’d ever expected to see Darby Allin mentioned.

  19. segnosaur
    segnosaur
    June 17, 2020 at 12:13 am | #

    One side note:

    Amber is out and about. That means the cops haven’t arrested her (or at least questioned her) about Amazigirl. (Which was one of the potential issues with this story… that Amazigirl’s identity would be revealed and she’d be arrested by police for being a vigilante.)

    Don’t know if that means she’s out of the woods…. maybe because its not an immediate issue the cops will wait a while before acting on it?

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      June 17, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

      Well in this situation where a guy murdered someone after kidnapping a bunch of people I think Amber’s vigilante activities are kind of a low priority. Although lets not kid ourselves. They probably wouldn’t have come after her anyway for most of what she’s done.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      June 17, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      I guess that all depends on what Blaine says or doesn’t say.
      If Blaine says that Amber is Amazigirl, the cops most likely won’t believe him? If he says she isn’t maybe they will investigate?

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 17, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

        Blaine lies when the truth hurts his pride.

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        June 17, 2020 at 8:35 am | #

        Blaine isn’t the only one to be concerned about… At least some of the henchmen were told it was Amazigirl they were releasing when they released Amber. Plus, when Amber unmasked at the end you could see at least one witness in the background.

        (You also would need her to dispose of her costume after the fight and before the cops showed up… Not many hiding places there.)

      • Michael Haneline
        Michael Haneline
        June 17, 2020 at 3:59 pm | #

        I mean its been explicitly shown that Blaine has at least one corrupt cop on his side.
        (Yes, I know “corrupt cop” is redundant.)

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          June 18, 2020 at 12:15 am | #

          I’ve had it up to just about here (visualize me holding my hand level with my eyebrows) with this ACAB mentality that seems to be sweeping the country.  Sure there are some bad cops out there, just like there are bad lawyers, bad doctors, bad waitresses, and bad Uber drivers.  But it is not fair to tar an entire group with the same brush.

          • MW
            MW
            June 18, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

            Perhaps the police ought to stop executing people in the streets, if they’re so tired of being criticized for their murders.

        • Chris
          Chris
          June 18, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

          Be fair. Some of them are bad in ways that have nothing to do with corruption.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      June 17, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

      I cannot imagine how they won’t learn Amber is Amazi-Girl, but they’ll have a hard time bringing charges because they have no evidence.
      Except for Becky’s bodyguards, everyone she’s pounded was in the process of committing a crime, so who’s going to testify against her?
      Robin can get the bodyguards to keep quiet (only one saw her), and that part of the story doesn’t necessarily come out, if the police don’t decide to track her every move.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        June 17, 2020 at 6:20 am | #

        Beef and his cronies hadn’t done anything illegal (yet, I stress) when AG hammered on them back in Book One. Plus, people who got arrested because of AG probably mentioned her while being questioned.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 17, 2020 at 8:10 am | #

          One of them had just punched Danny when she jumped in.

          • Segnosaur
            Segnosaur
            June 17, 2020 at 8:49 am | #

            Plus, even if Danny hadn’t been hit yet, I think beef and his cronies would probably be breaking some laws over using threats/intimidation/harrassment. After all they didn’t just attack Danny with no warning.

            • clif
              clif
              June 17, 2020 at 4:44 pm | #

              Memory suggests that Beef’s cronies who punched Danny and got hammered by AmaziGirl did not in fact include Beef. When Danny wanted to reconnect with AmaziGirl and tried to get Beef to beat him up, Beef wanted to know what was wrong with him.

              So I’m not actually sure how accurate a descriptor Beef’s cronies is.

              Either that or my mind is making stuff up.

              • He Who Abides
                He Who Abides
                June 17, 2020 at 9:28 pm | #

                Beef is the only one named, hence “Beef and his cronies”, though yes, Beef is the only one who doesn’t really get involved.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                June 17, 2020 at 10:15 pm | #

                It wasn’t Beef that Danny tried to get beaten up by. Tony, I think.

                The only other Beef appearances have been at the party with Roz and in the background. Interestingly, at the rally during the Sal/AG confrontation.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            June 17, 2020 at 9:24 pm | #

            @thejeff – okay, I got that part wrong. First guy who got hit had punched Danny. Second dude didn’t, though.

            But then again, excessive force is Amber/AG’s M.O.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              June 17, 2020 at 10:12 pm | #

              Second dude had shoved him. All of them were involved in the bullying. It’s kind of a stretch to call that too excessive.

      • Keith Curtis
        Keith Curtis
        June 17, 2020 at 12:13 pm | #

        Any of her “victims” can testify against her. Their crime is either already known by this point or they can lie about it. “I had just discovered that vandalized car when this chick in a spandex uniform blames me for it and assaults me”. Heck, the guy Amber slashed is suing her family already, and he was caught on camera assaulting her. I’m curious as to what will happen with Amber/AG going forward, because I don’t think there is any going back.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          June 18, 2020 at 12:28 am | #

          Further proof that our legal system is totally fucked up and some lawyers are just human sleaze.  He had already physically threatened Dorothy and Amber with a knife, made verbal threats of further violence against Joyce (“the blue-eyed girl”) in the next day’s installment, and then once Amber had gotten Dorothy inside and safe, he continued to come at Amber with knife in hand and malice in his heart.  Whatever he got he had coming to him, and any lawyer with a half an ounce of ethics should have shown his parents the door instead of agreeing to pursue the case.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 17, 2020 at 2:25 am | #

      I’d like to know how she got away with that, since last we saw she had the AG costume around her ankles…

      • CJ
        CJ
        June 17, 2020 at 4:33 am | #

        Oh, i was just playacting because my deranged father wanted to involve amazi-girl.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 17, 2020 at 8:10 am | #

        She stepped out of it and stashed the costume before the cops showed up?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          June 17, 2020 at 9:55 am | #

          Headcanon says it’s till there, and she shuffled all the way to the hospital.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          June 17, 2020 at 3:47 pm | #

          Does Sal’s bike have a storage bin?

  20. Nono
    Nono
    June 17, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    Hmm, is this Mike being written out of the story for the foreseeable future? And/or time for Walky to get a new roommate with shenanigans?

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

      No way. We still have the existential horror of Mike’s first drunk to look forward to.

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      June 17, 2020 at 6:17 am | #

      Taking into account DoA’s pace, Bandaged Mike will be in that bed for at least a couple of years. Meanwhile Willis can decide on whose brains he wants Unshadow Mike to do his thing.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        June 17, 2020 at 6:22 am | #

        Like your mother’s brain.

        • Sombrero
          Sombrero
          June 17, 2020 at 3:06 pm | #

          For a brain nickel.

  21. bcb
    bcb
    June 17, 2020 at 12:17 am | #

    If Mike dies, he can just haunt Amber while singing
    “I’m alive I’m alive I am so alive
    And I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes!”

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 17, 2020 at 12:35 am | #

      Dear god, Brain Ghost Mike going full Next To Normal, that’s a scary thought.

      (And though you made me, you can’t change me
      I’m a perfect stranger who knows you too well)

  22. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 17, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    Nice to know Mike’s alive, at least.

  23. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 17, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    Who is that guy?

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 12:29 am | #

      Some crazy Transformer nerd that hangs around Amber and my mom’s friend.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 17, 2020 at 12:46 am | #

        Good one!

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      June 17, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

      Clearly it’s Eglamore.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 17, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

        Clearly

    • Tan
      Tan
      June 17, 2020 at 9:17 am | #

      Hi Bagge. I told you I would save this comment link for you.

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/02-to-remind-you-of-my-love/solving/#comment-1446696

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 17, 2020 at 1:51 pm | #

        Tan, you are my favorite right now.

        Not only did you remember that comment – you brought it out in the best time possible.

        So, I stand corrected. We DID learn what happened to Mike. I still like my version better.

        • clif
          clif
          June 17, 2020 at 5:11 pm | #

          But it isn’t January yet,

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      June 17, 2020 at 9:21 am | #

      People keep saying it’s Mike, but I don’t believe it. I mean, he’s clearly not scowling. Or flipping the bird. Or fucking your Mom. For a nickel.

      So, yeah, no, clearly not him.

  24. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 17, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

    *plays Coma by Guns N Roses on the hacked muzak*

  25. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    June 17, 2020 at 12:23 am | #

    Wait, if Amazi-girl brought Mike in then does that mean that Blaine’s threat about being able to have Mike killed was just a bluff? Surely if Amazi-girl brought him in then Blaine wouldn’t have had access to him.

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 12:42 am | #

      Blaine lied? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 17, 2020 at 2:28 am | #

        Mike taking him by surprise must have hurt his pride.

    • SuperZero
      SuperZero
      June 17, 2020 at 2:29 am | #

      I don’t see how those are related. Why does Amazi-Girl bringing him in mean Blaine couldn’t get to him?

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 17, 2020 at 8:15 am | #

        She had Mike’s ID, suggesting he was admitted unidentified and thus Blaine would have trouble finding him.

    • Strangeshapes
      Strangeshapes
      June 17, 2020 at 8:52 am | #

      I still don’t understand how Amazi-Girl “brought him in” at all. Mike didn’t want the police involved, but there’s no way she could have safely transported him by herself, right? Does that just mean she called 911 and rode in the ambulance with him? I don’t get it.
      Of course, it’s also straining my suspension of disbelief that Amber is *visiting* the hospital right now instead of being *admitted to* the hospital.

      • Lee
        Lee
        June 17, 2020 at 4:51 pm | #

        She’s got a hospital bracelet on so she’s probably been looked at and is allowed out of bed.

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        June 17, 2020 at 9:35 pm | #

        Perhaps she was strong enough to carry him to safety (public place?) Then made an anonymous 911 call.

  26. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 17, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    Can someone please let Mike’s family know he’s in a coma!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 17, 2020 at 2:29 am | #

      I’m sure the hospital’s taking care of it, now that he’s not a John Doe.

  27. jmsr7
    jmsr7
    June 17, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

    “…I didn’t know…we weren’t talking”

  28. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    June 17, 2020 at 12:32 am | #

    Why is he at the hospital in a coma? Wasn’t he just at the house saying “Crap did I miss him dying?”

    I thought he was fine, I don’t understand?

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

      Mike is not bound by the laws of reality as we understand them.

    • BigDogLittleCat
      BigDogLittleCat
      June 17, 2020 at 12:37 am | #

      He pushed Blaine off the balcony and fell onto the pavement.
      His appearances since then have been Amber’s hallucinations, for lack of a better word.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 17, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

      Not sure if that’s sincere or not, but if it is: That is Brain Ghost Hallucination Mike! Amber’s been seeing him since the fall. You’ll note that every appearance since then had him appearing and disappearing in ways that were impossible, and that his shading never matched the surroundings. (This was either a stylistic change or a cue to the readers since after the stabbing, when Amber hallucinated a Brain Ghost Blaine that WAS shaded consistently to her. But there was no question HE wasn’t real, I suppose. Alternately, it’s yet another sign of how fragile Amber’s mental state has been getting.)

      • SuperZero
        SuperZero
        June 17, 2020 at 2:28 am | #

        Also, Amber specifically pointed out that he wasn’t really there. And I think he did, too.

  29. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    June 17, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

    Still REALLY creepy she has no memory.
    Can we at least get Ethan asking her to get help since there’s clearly a memory wall between her split personalities now?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 17, 2020 at 12:48 am | #

      They’re talking to each other and sharing at least some memories again, but only as of about 5 AM this in-strip morning. Amber was a bit… preoccupied to be focusing too much on Mike then.

      It’s still not 100% clear how much Ethan knows about the dissociation and recognizes as such. (Basically only Walky, Danny, and Dina appear to know for certain, unless I forgot a reveal for Sal or Dotty. Everyone else who’s in on the secret at all is only in on Part One of said secret, not part two.)

      (I mean Dorothy might know since she witnessed ‘Unfortunately for you, I am not Amazi-Girl,’ but it’s unclear how much of that she actually heard through the door and how much she realized was non-metaphorical/superhero trope. The fact that there IS the superhero level makes it a lot harder for characters to figure it out, which is why Danny only got it AFTER the breakup despite Amber talking about the car chase as dissociation. I don’t think it fully sunk in until the ‘sharing a meatsack’ line.)

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        June 17, 2020 at 12:50 am | #

        Oh, and I think once Joyce has time to process it more thoroughly, Amber’s ‘us’ line did appear to ping her radar. But I’m not certain she’s had the time to actually Get It.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 17, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

        I’m not even sure Danny understood. I always read him as obliviously thinking it was some sort of role-play.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 17, 2020 at 8:20 am | #

          That’s not completely fair to Danny, since when he was dating AG, they were much closer. She was treating it more as secret identity/rolepaly. There was very little in the way of clues to the disassociation until after they’d broken up and by then he was very used to thinking of it that way.
          I don’t know if he’s gotten it even now, but he does know there’s something going on.

          • Strangeshapes
            Strangeshapes
            June 17, 2020 at 8:57 am | #

            Agreed. There’s at least one canon Slipshine which makes it clear he knew he was dating both of them and that it was complicated.

  30. Regalli
    Regalli
    June 17, 2020 at 12:41 am | #

    Comatose for over a day is… not good.

    Like, SIGNIFICANTLY Not Good. Media being media and this storyline still playing fast and loose with reality vs superhero rules, he could still recover, but.

    Yeah, seems unlikely Mike’s coming back to the story any time soon. A shame, since he was just on the cusp of realizing he COULD be a better person. (Redemption Equals Death is fine enough, but a bit played out to my tastes.)

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      June 17, 2020 at 1:01 am | #

      Yeah, when I read that, I was like “I sure hope this is a Hollywood Coma and not a real Coma.”

      Still got my fingers crossed for Hollywood.

      • Yet Another Laura H.
        Yet Another Laura H.
        June 17, 2020 at 4:43 pm | #

        Hollywood coma, please. Or better yet, Disney coma. Ethan should kiss him, just to check.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      June 17, 2020 at 1:04 am | #

      Crap. Forgot to add that this is why I have never and will never use a coma as a plot point in any of my novels.

      Like amnesia, the tropes associated with comas make them very difficult to use “well” and “realistically” at the same time.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      June 17, 2020 at 2:27 am | #

      Depends on if it’s induced to heal the injured brain, or as the result of said injury. Induced comas can last for months with no lasting after-effects. As the result of the injuries then the longer they last the less likely recovery becomes.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 17, 2020 at 8:21 am | #

        “comatose since he was brought in” sounds like the latter.

    • Sam
      Sam
      June 17, 2020 at 12:36 pm | #

      He very well still could recover. Realistically, most people that are going to recover do within the first three weeks and they can in fact make a full recovery with no remaining effects. Mike has only been in a coma for a day and a bit, so time wise, he still has a good chance to recover and it may take a bit because his brain is you know, trying to heal itself. Whether he’ll have lingering effects or wake up quickly is up to the mercy of David Willis, approximately three months ago when he wrote these strips.

  31. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    June 17, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

    He’s ok, he landed on his hair, he’s fine

  32. synnerman
    synnerman
    June 17, 2020 at 12:44 am | #

    I wonder if Blaine is going to become Amber’s Khylin (Dutch’s psychotic father from Killjoys)? Now that she’s “proven herself” by besting him, he will try to shape her into his “rightful heir.”

  33. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    June 17, 2020 at 12:54 am | #

    I don’t like the idea of Mike being written out of the story. He’s a really interesting character and deserves to have an active role in his possible redemption. Anyway, it’s still early and I hope Willis won’t go down that route.

  34. Commander Clash
    Commander Clash
    June 17, 2020 at 1:01 am | #

    Mike will live because death doesn’t want to put up with his sarcasm.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      June 17, 2020 at 1:39 am | #

      The old joke in our family was, “God doesn’t want you and the devil is too afraid you’ll go down there and take over.”

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      June 17, 2020 at 2:30 am | #

      Similar joke about why I didn’t stay dead when the truck hit me. Along with the “You have something that needed to be done yet” trope.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      June 17, 2020 at 9:24 am | #

      “Really? A black cloak? You’re STILL wearing that? And what’s with the scythe? Most killers these days just use a gun. Get with the times, dude.”

  35. Robbie
    Robbie
    June 17, 2020 at 1:02 am | #

    Any second now mike is gonna wake up and say something insightfully cutting, yeah??

    • Robbie
      Robbie
      June 17, 2020 at 1:03 am | #

      In morse code due to speaking difficulties but still

  36. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    June 17, 2020 at 1:27 am | #

    I can’t make a mom joke right now. I will throw all my nickels away.

  37. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 17, 2020 at 1:58 am | #

    It’s a hell of way to realise that they did love Mike after all.

  38. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    June 17, 2020 at 2:02 am | #

    He’s alive!

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 17, 2020 at 5:28 am | #

      To a certain value of ‘alive’, that is.

    • Strangeshapes
      Strangeshapes
      June 17, 2020 at 9:02 am | #

      I’m making a note here: Huge Success.
      It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

      • abysswatcher1993
        abysswatcher1993
        June 17, 2020 at 2:51 pm | #

        Dumbing of Age! We do we want because we care.
        For the good of all of us… except the ones who are dead.

  39. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    June 17, 2020 at 2:34 am | #

    Amber’s staring a hole through the fourth wall. “Well, now you know. Satisfied?!”

  40. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    June 17, 2020 at 2:35 am | #

    I love how his middle finger is the one that is hooked up to monitoring equipment. Mike wouldn’t have it any other way

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 17, 2020 at 4:59 am | #

      Pulse oximeters are pretty friggin clever for what they do and how non-invasive they are.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pZZ5AEEmek

  41. Dracke
    Dracke
    June 17, 2020 at 2:46 am | #

    Wow is almost like her having a broken psyque and blocking her other personality was a …really terrible thing …maybe she should take therapy

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      June 17, 2020 at 9:30 pm | #

      With her extrajudicial activities, prison might be a serious option.

  42. Lingo
    Lingo
    June 17, 2020 at 2:46 am | #

    5 months!!!

  43. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    June 17, 2020 at 2:53 am | #

    …at least the neck wasn’t damaged ?

  44. Nenja
    Nenja
    June 17, 2020 at 3:40 am | #

    Well that looks pretty serious. Might take awhile before he gets back to school.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      June 17, 2020 at 12:18 pm | #

      But does this mean Walky gets automatic passes for his classes?

      • clif
        clif
        June 17, 2020 at 5:14 pm | #

        Only if he does Mike in before the semester ends.

  45. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    June 17, 2020 at 4:37 am | #

    Sorry, I’m convalescent right now, so your mom’s gonna need to commute to give me her nickels.

  46. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    June 17, 2020 at 6:13 am | #

    For you and me, it’s been a matter of weeks.

    But for Mike, when did he receive his injuries? The same night we just came out of or was it the night before? Did a day elapse before the false fire alarm?

    I got a bit lost.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 17, 2020 at 6:36 am | #

      Mike went splat late the night of the party at Becky’s place. We saw the day after that last chapter (someone said they didn’t see Mike “all day yesterday” back in the basement), and now it’s early morning the day after that.

      I’d guess that less than 36 hours have passed.

  47. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    June 17, 2020 at 6:39 am | #

    Is… the alt-text referencing a Condenser Mike?

    • John Lennerton
      John Lennerton
      June 17, 2020 at 6:49 am | #

      Well it’s not a very Dynamic Mike.

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 5:00 pm | #

      A Dynamic Mike. Though if he had landed harder he would have been a Ribbon Mike.

  48. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    June 17, 2020 at 8:14 am | #

    Nice to know he’s still alive.

  49. OtterBoy1
    OtterBoy1
    June 17, 2020 at 8:55 am | #

    TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH

  50. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    June 17, 2020 at 8:59 am | #

    Phew Mike hasn’t been offed by any of Blaine’s cronies. Watch out for them guys!

  51. Kitsune
    Kitsune
    June 17, 2020 at 9:30 am | #

    If anyone wasn’t sure that the drama tag had been pulled, they should be sure by now.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 17, 2020 at 10:12 am | #

      The drama tag was never installed to begin with, the drama has flown from the begining!

  52. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    June 17, 2020 at 9:32 am | #

    Ethan: Mike, I… I don’t even know if you can hear me…

    *Mike’s hand twitches*

    Ethan:… Mike?

    *First, third, fourth fingers curl up for a second, second finger remains extended*

    Ethan: *throws himself into Amber’s chest, sobbing* He’s STILL THERE, Amber! He’s still there…

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 17, 2020 at 10:09 am | #

      Actually, I can see the next few strips being Ethan giving an emotional declaration of his true feelings to the comatose Mike as the ‘Mike’ alter in Amber’s head gives a hilarious off-colour commentary and Amber and Amazi-Girl desperately try to shush him.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 17, 2020 at 11:07 am | #

        And the comatose Mike is close enough to awake that he hears it all.

  53. demoncat_4
    demoncat_4
    June 17, 2020 at 10:57 am | #

    amber and ethan should have some hope and faith for this is mike we are talking about mike is too stubborn to let something like close to death stop him for some miracle he will wake up and in a surprise be nicer then what mike normaly is

  54. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    June 17, 2020 at 11:29 am | #

    How rich are Mike’s parents? Suddenly thinking about how the hospital bills for this will be … steep.

    • SlothKing
      SlothKing
      June 17, 2020 at 1:40 pm | #

      Not sure how asset forfeiture works in the US upon arrest and conviction, but wouldn’t Blaine’s estate be on the hook for that?
      I know Mike technically did that to himself, but Blaine admitted to being at fault in front of a ton of witnesses, and nobody is left alive to conflict that other than Blaine himself.

  55. Yugnat
    Yugnat
    June 17, 2020 at 2:27 pm | #

    That’s the most I’ve been able to tolerate Mike ever since he’s been introduced in this comic.

  56. Kendra
    Kendra
    June 17, 2020 at 5:13 pm | #

    Where are Mike’s parents?

    • clif
      clif
      June 17, 2020 at 5:18 pm | #

      At home. The hospital didn’t know who he was until Ethan got there.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        June 17, 2020 at 9:35 pm | #

        Depending on how long it’s been since Ethan got here, they might be on their way now, or preparing to do so.

  57. Happy Mother with A Nickel
    Happy Mother with A Nickel
    June 17, 2020 at 5:55 pm | #

    Damn you Willis! We want our jerk back! Now!

  58. PB
    PB
    June 17, 2020 at 11:59 pm | #

    … Honestly I’m just relieved he’s actually alive.

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