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by David M Willis on November 14, 2020 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - This Bright Millennium
└ Tags: joyce, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 14, 2020 at 12:05 am | #

    Joyce wouldn’t be able to get ME, I’d be awake by then!

    (mostly bc ACNH has fucked up my sleep schedule and I nap like twenty times per day)

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      November 14, 2020 at 12:06 am | #

      I mess up my own schedule by staying up to read comics.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        November 14, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

        I understand your pain.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          November 14, 2020 at 8:30 am | #

          That’s why I read them in the morning.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        November 14, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

        I can understand that, I should be sleeping right now.

        • clif
          clif
          November 14, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

          Have l told you how great being retired is.

          • Kyrik Michalowski
            Kyrik Michalowski
            November 14, 2020 at 12:20 am | #

            No, why don’t you indulge me?

            • clif
              clif
              November 14, 2020 at 12:25 am | #

              Being retired is the greatest. It’s like being a teen-ager again, but with a modest amount of income and no parents to tell you what you can’t do. Like staying up all night reading if you want to.

              • Geneseepaws
                Geneseepaws
                November 14, 2020 at 1:40 am | #

                Nah, it’s even better than that, you can go do your hobbies, and “oh, I could use a nap, I’ll take one. Sure I stayed up all night reading a book I couldn’t put down, and now it’s 10:00am.” (Naps until noon) “Time for lunch, and more books!”
                The down side, “Oh it’s Saturday, only 11 pills this morning! Yay!!”

                • Miri
                  Miri
                  November 14, 2020 at 3:26 am | #

                  Damn, I want to be retired!

                  How does that stuff work with 3 kids aged between nearly 8 months and just turned 6 though? The middle one (3 next month) requires constant supervision because bright, resourceful, independent toddler who is good at finding ways to entertain herself (draw on the walls, rub moisturiser into the carpet…) and is potty training (over a year ago she started to tell us she needed to go and over about 3 weeks demonstrated she can reliably do so. But then she decided that actually soiling herself was less of an issue than taking a break from something more interesting. That’s still about where she is…).

          • Charles Spencer
            Charles Spencer
            November 14, 2020 at 5:02 am | #

            45 more car payments.

          • Marsh Maryrose
            Marsh Maryrose
            November 14, 2020 at 11:40 pm | #

            Clif, the first rule of being voluntarily retired is that you don’t tell anyone how nice it is to be voluntarily retired. Because then everyone else wants to kill you and being killed is not as nice as being voluntarily retired

    • Mojo
      Mojo
      November 14, 2020 at 12:53 am | #

      Me neither, but it’s because I sleep like a dead man. You could drop a bomb outside my window, and I’d never hear it.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        November 14, 2020 at 1:11 am | #

        I use to be like that. I miss those blissful days of slumber.

        • Marsh Maryrose
          Marsh Maryrose
          November 14, 2020 at 11:43 pm | #

          When I was in college the first time, I wound up using 4 alarm clocks set 5 minutes apart, two of them on the other side of the room…and I still would wake up some mornings with all four having been turned off and me having no memory of turning them off.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 14, 2020 at 9:10 am | #

      I get up at 1 in the morning to get ready for work. Sleep and getting into the comments relatively early!

  2. Chris
    Chris
    November 14, 2020 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce wakes Sarah up with a bucket of ice water. Surprise!

    • Plain Marie
      Plain Marie
      November 14, 2020 at 7:50 am | #

      The other surprise would be Sarah waking up Joyce with a bucket of ice water or equivalent shock.

      • clif
        clif
        November 14, 2020 at 9:57 am | #

        Yeah. Some doors are best unopened.

  3. Autogatos
    Autogatos
    November 14, 2020 at 12:08 am | #

    In this scenario Sarah is me and Joyce is my 5 year old daughter. Complete with giant blue eyes, blonde hair, and face-splitting grin.

    • Miri
      Miri
      November 14, 2020 at 3:29 am | #

      Aaw! My newly minted 6 year old asks if she’s allowed to get up and if she REALLY WANTS TO I can use Google Home to put cartoons on for her downstairs without getting out of bed.

      The nearly-3 year old on the other hand..?

  4. Jamie
    Jamie
    November 14, 2020 at 12:10 am | #

    Who taught Joyce French!?

    • clif
      clif
      November 14, 2020 at 12:36 am | #

      What was she going to call it. qǐchuáng háo?

      • Teddae
        Teddae
        November 14, 2020 at 3:30 am | #

        Kinda curious what the háo stands for. (Chinese here)

        • Nono
          Nono
          November 14, 2020 at 9:38 am | #

          I presume they meant hăo.

          • clif
            clif
            November 14, 2020 at 10:04 am | #

            Probably so, since I don’t actually speak Chinese. Or read or write. The free translation software will let me muddle through most web pages.

    • Miles
      Miles
      November 14, 2020 at 9:48 am | #

      It’s pronounced like revely. It’s English, but pretty much only used in military organizations and groups who are trying to imitate military rules and aesthetics (like scout camp).!

      • TachyonCode
        TachyonCode
        November 14, 2020 at 10:37 am | #

        Which is why a horn of some sort is usually the means of performance.

        Usually.

        Loading cannons with blanks is an option, too.

      • SP
        SP
        November 14, 2020 at 3:46 pm | #

        It is very clearly a word of French origin (look at the spelling!), it is also the verb “wake up”. Pronounced “Reh – vay”.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        November 14, 2020 at 4:00 pm | #

        To be fair I was 100% sure so I double-checked before posting this. Reveille is a conjugation of the french reveiller, meaning “to wake.” It’s as english as tofu sushi tortilla sauerkraut croisant and every other adopted and integrated word. So yes, it’s english, but that’s not it’s origin story.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        November 14, 2020 at 11:49 pm | #

        One day I’m going to murder the bugler
        One day they’re going to find him dead
        I’ll amputate his reveille
        And stomp upon it heavliy
        And spend the rest of my life in bed

        • P!enapple
          P!enapple
          November 15, 2020 at 12:34 am | #

          My mom used to sing this to me as a joke because I am not a morning person. I often sing it to myself now. I didn’t know this version and that’s so cool! The version I know is “and when I get the other pup, the one who wakes the bugler up, I’ll spend the rest of my life in bed!” 😀

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            November 15, 2020 at 12:39 am | #

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70FVFxXpY_8

  5. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    November 14, 2020 at 12:11 am | #

    I suppose she could also surprise her by turning off her alarm and letting her sleep late, that would certainly be a surprise. Not a very nice one, but a surprise nonetheless.

    • abysswatcher1993
      abysswatcher1993
      November 14, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

      Sierra would have done that to Dorothy just because Sierra doesn’t like when people work a lot.

  6. Nono
    Nono
    November 14, 2020 at 12:12 am | #

    It’s like a few months in, shouldn’t these kids be doing unearthly sleeping patterns and still be up at 4am or something?

    • clif
      clif
      November 14, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

      It’s the beginning of the semester. They’re undergrads. Except for parties you won’t see all nighters till almost midterms.

      • Miri
        Miri
        November 14, 2020 at 3:34 am | #

        I think Nono meant in a stay up chatting/partying/reading TV Tropes/chatting to friends in different countries online until the small hours, then sleeping in til lunchtime and wandering over to their lecture in PJs after, but could be wrong (apparently when my sister was at university the wearing PJs to lectures was a thing. They may have been clean PJs paired with freshly done hair and a face of make up, mind.

  7. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 14, 2020 at 12:14 am | #

    It really would, Sarah. XD

  8. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 14, 2020 at 12:16 am | #

    *needle skips on record”
    Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning, Good Morning-ah!

    • Plain Marie
      Plain Marie
      November 14, 2020 at 7:58 am | #

      We still sometimes reference a children’s talking toy.

      (Peppy cheesy voice): Happy morning! Happy sun! Happy morning everyone!
      My pre-teen: Ugh! *angry emoji face*

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 14, 2020 at 8:33 am | #

      *brings fist down on hacked Muzak player, rolls over, goes back to sleep*

      • StClair
        StClair
        November 14, 2020 at 12:38 pm | #

        (every now and then, push the broken one(s) into a bin full of same)

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          November 14, 2020 at 4:01 pm | #

          Oh I thought it was every now and then I fall apart, which is what happened to the hacked muzak.

    • Marsh Maryrose
      Marsh Maryrose
      November 14, 2020 at 11:59 pm | #

      I’ve got nothing to say, but that’s okay

  9. Johan
    Johan
    November 14, 2020 at 12:18 am | #

    Sarah loves Joyce tho

  10. Phil
    Phil
    November 14, 2020 at 12:19 am | #

    “Why is my Make America Kittens Again extension turning THIS picture into kittens?
    *reads alt-text*
    …yeah that’ll do it”

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      November 14, 2020 at 1:18 am | #

      You’ve run aground on this site’s Scongahorpe Problem, I see

      • clif
        clif
        November 14, 2020 at 10:28 am | #

        Thank you. I had forgotten that the filter could work on embedded words and so your statement led me to Google which led me, in turn, to suspecting that Booster used to live in McNutt.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/02-but-the-sun-still-shines/mundane/

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          November 14, 2020 at 11:34 pm | #

          If Lucy had a nonbinary sibling, she’d be so careful not to mix up their pronouns.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            November 14, 2020 at 11:35 pm | #

            Oh yeah also they don’t look related and you’re probably kidding. Carry on!

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        November 14, 2020 at 8:55 pm | #

        Tries shenanigans:
        Scunthorpe!

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 14, 2020 at 4:32 pm | #

      That is both a poorly written pattern match and an *AWESOME* outcome!

      😄

  11. Kravis
    Kravis
    November 14, 2020 at 12:21 am | #

    Stand beside her bed at the time her alarm goes off and with your costumary open-grinned cheerful reveille yell:

    SUPRISE, MOTHER TUCKER!

  12. clif
    clif
    November 14, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

    Joyce is awfully wired for bedtime. Must be the adrinalin rush from reconnecting with Dorothy.

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    November 14, 2020 at 12:22 am | #

    The early bird gets the worm Because the coffin I’m gonna put them in is full of ’em.

    • clif
      clif
      November 14, 2020 at 12:30 am | #

      The bird had it coming.

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        November 14, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

        The early worm deserves the bird.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 14, 2020 at 1:26 am | #

          The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. That’s not fair.

          • Plain Marie
            Plain Marie
            November 14, 2020 at 8:01 am | #

            “If you’re a bird, be an early bird
            And catch a worm for your breakfast plate.
            Yes, if you’re a bird, be an early bird!
            But if you’re a worm, sleep late.”

            • clif
              clif
              November 14, 2020 at 10:19 am | #

              Sometimes you’re the bird. Sometimes you’re the worm.

              Sleep late. Stop when you’re tired because past that point you’re not really accomplishing anything.

  14. Regalli
    Regalli
    November 14, 2020 at 12:26 am | #

    The surprise is, Sarah stopped setting her alarm a while ago considering Joyce a suitable substitute!

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      November 14, 2020 at 12:48 am | #

      Then if Joyce doesn’t wake her up, she’ll miss her morning class. Unless she’s like my feiend who made sure he had no “morning” class.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        November 14, 2020 at 3:42 am | #

        When I was in college I avoided taking any classes that started before about 9 or 10 a.m. And even that was pushing it since I’ve never been a morning person.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          November 14, 2020 at 9:20 am | #

          I had an 8:30 class my fall freshman semester, which I kept missing due to, it turns out, an undiagnosed thyroid inflammation and a serious vitamin D deficiency that were causing exhaustion and basically wiped out my memory of most of that semester (probably because I was sleeping all the time.) These both got diagnosed over the winter break, and I figured eh, I’m mostly through the prescription-strength supplements, I’ll be fine, right? And took a 10:30 class the next semester.

          I was not fine. I didn’t take another class before 11 AM the rest of my time in undergrad, just to be on the safe side. (I had an alarm. It was a DEEPLY unpleasant-sounding one! I slept through it constantly. My deepest apologies to my roommate that semester.)

        • Zee
          Zee
          November 14, 2020 at 12:07 pm | #

          I try to do that, and I get close, but there’s always one asshole professor who’s like “oh yeah this mandatory class only takes place at 8 am because I’m a morning person, fuck you”

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            November 14, 2020 at 4:37 pm | #

            If your prof was truly a morning person, why would they waste their best hours in a classroom teaching, instead of doing their own research in the a.m. and teaching in the p.m.? Aounds more like a subscription to misery loves company.

  15. abysswatcher1993
    abysswatcher1993
    November 14, 2020 at 12:52 am | #

    Somehow Joyce and Sarah have better communication than Dorothy and Sierra.

  16. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    November 14, 2020 at 12:58 am | #

    Actual reveille, Navy style. A monotone voice, dead from hours of watch and years of active duty, saying “Reveille. reveille, all hands, heave out and trice up.”

    Nowhere near the level of cheer and enthusiasm that Joyce would bring.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      November 14, 2020 at 1:18 am | #

      No bugle? Not even a recorded bugle call? Lame. Next you’ll be saying they don’t use a boatswain’s call anymore. Heresy!

    • Plain Marie
      Plain Marie
      November 14, 2020 at 8:05 am | #

      Well, that’s uninspiring! Even in girl scout camp, they’d play a recording of reveille.

      • Plain Marie
        Plain Marie
        November 14, 2020 at 8:10 am | #

        Of course, being girl scouts, we’d make up lyrics for the tune.

        Oh I, hate to get up, I hate to get up, I hate to get up in the morning!
        I hate to get up, I hate to get up, I hate to get up right now.
        But now I have to get up, but now I have to get up.
        Oh how I hate to get up. I have to get up right now.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          November 15, 2020 at 12:38 am | #

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70FVFxXpY_8

      • deathjavu
        deathjavu
        November 14, 2020 at 12:56 pm | #

        In Boy Scouts we had both recordings of bugles and sometimes an actual bugle.

        If you didn’t wake up, the bugle sound source was brought directly into your tent.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      November 16, 2020 at 3:02 pm | #

      What does “trice up” mean?

  17. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    November 14, 2020 at 2:25 am | #

    Bugle

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      November 14, 2020 at 8:36 am | #

      *starts snacking on Bugles – the crunching sound wakes everyone up*

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 14, 2020 at 9:07 am | #

        Bugles – America’s #1 finger hat.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        November 14, 2020 at 3:27 pm | #

        Good one, Walky.

  18. Keulen
    Keulen
    November 14, 2020 at 3:33 am | #

    It’s already surprising that Joyce is asking Sarah ahead of time instead of just waking her up with her usual smile.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 14, 2020 at 4:39 pm | #

      Joyce is still trying to be a better and respectful person. This strikes me as being more Joyce than anything else.

  19. Arianod
    Arianod
    November 14, 2020 at 4:00 am | #

    …who is this and where is Joyce.

  20. BenRG
    BenRG
    November 14, 2020 at 7:28 am | #

    Never stop being you, Joyce! Never stop being you!

    • StClair
      StClair
      November 14, 2020 at 12:41 pm | #

      She’s trying very hard not to, but she is. Or possibly finding out that she never really was who she thought / was raised to believe.

  21. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 14, 2020 at 9:46 am | #

    Sounds both traumatic.

  22. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    November 14, 2020 at 9:51 am | #

    Joyce is dead inside

  23. Vukodlak
    Vukodlak
    November 14, 2020 at 2:13 pm | #

    Surprise Sarah gets up early and doesn’t go Joyce.

  24. Brighter Side
    Brighter Side
    November 14, 2020 at 4:55 pm | #

    Some days, I wonder if Sarah’s really the hero of DOA.

  25. Bagge
    Bagge
    November 14, 2020 at 6:38 pm | #

    “Has someone ordered a Joyce-o-gram?”

  26. Sporky
    Sporky
    November 14, 2020 at 11:20 pm | #

    Wow, short day in DOA terms

  27. Demoted Oblivious
    Demoted Oblivious
    November 14, 2020 at 11:47 pm | #

    Want to have a flame war for the next 20min to liven things up?

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      November 14, 2020 at 11:48 pm | #

      Ugh.. nevermind, I can’t even reply properly tonight. 🙁

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17min
did he tho (no)
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Bog Witch Girl @bogwitch-girl.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
after a very frustrating call with Visa (US+CAN), I was told that Visa would like inquiries relating to using their bargaining power to destroy adult media to be sent, via email, to askvisa@visa.com they asked. to be sent. emails. you know what to do.
iantos.bsky.social's user avatarIantos @iantos.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
Charles ENTRAPMENT Cheese! HE WAS SET UP
phillewis.bsky.social's user avatarPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
A police officer arrests Chuck E Cheese while children watch in the background
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1h
....unleash my potential as the side-eyeing monkey puppet????????? how did they know
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
Mfw my power is unlimited
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Hasbro Star Wars Black Series 6” Mace Windu & Darth Sidious 2-pack.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
FLY GUY
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SDCC 2025: NECA Sesame Street.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
ABYSS RAIN the most emo stegosaurus of all time, not that that's a high bar
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
Finally gonna make something of myself
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Queen Sunflower (She/Her) 29 @queensunflowers.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
we're treating this as explicit permission, btw. Not cheating anymore, he told them to do it!!!
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 6h
The answer may surprise you! but it shouldn't
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Joshua Conkel @joshuaconkel.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
We have done this experiment one billion times and it has worked great all one billion times.
jonmunitz.bsky.social's user avatarJon Munitz @jonmunitz.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
Germany gave people €1,200/month no strings attached. They kept working, slept better, switched to better jobs, and even gave more to others. Turns out, when people aren’t drowning, they swim further. #UBI doesn’t kill ambition, it frees it.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3h
You vs the girl he tells you to not make eye contact with please
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
THEN WHY DID THEY CANCEL MINE
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Hasbro Transformers Age of the Primes Sideways is in stock at Walmart ($24.97) - bit.ly/3J2BiOz #ad
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
rest in piss hulk hogan
andre the giant: I don't like to speak badly of people I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot Say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social ⋅ 5h
once again, my self-appointed task of commenting on a daily artistic medium over the course of decades that sometimes throws repeats at me puts me in the position of pierre menard accidentally writing the quixote
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
Oh my GOD Those stickers we saw on Dammit Open earlier this month? With the super early G1 artwork of non-finalised Autobots? And that one little weirdo in the corner with the VW chest who looked like a shit Bumblebee? It's fucking MUFFY
chrismcfeely.bsky.social's user avatarChris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
WE DONE IT AGAIN!! Another long-lost TF document unearthed at last and brought to you at TFNation! Come Muffy-diving with me and Jim as we take you on a detailed look through writer Jeffrey Scott's WILDLY different early-1984 pitch for the original G1 cartoon!!
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
WE DONE IT AGAIN!! Another long-lost TF document unearthed at last and brought to you at TFNation! Come Muffy-diving with me and Jim as we take you on a detailed look through writer Jeffrey Scott's WILDLY different early-1984 pitch for the original G1 cartoon!!
tfnationltd.bsky.social's user avatarTFNation @tfnationltd.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
This is a BIG one... TRANSFORMERS NONE: THE CARTOON THAT NEVER WAS TFNation 2025 Saturday Night Clubcon 9th August 2025 ✅ Sorenson & McFeely ✅ Lost media ✅ Pre-recorded script reading ✅ Special guest cast Details below! tfnation.com/blog/20... #TFNation #Transformers
Transformers none panel logo
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
Pop quiz: what are they fighting over
Cafeteria Joyce/Walky catfight
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com ⋅ 15h
Reposting links when it's not ass o'clock but if bigots can yell at visa and mastercard then so can we. This is a nightmare timeline for nsfw creators and creators as a whole, so if you're someone who enjoys my work or anyone else's we need all hands on deck if we want any shot at all
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 7h
Considering Dagwood's industrialist tycoon parents disowned him for marrying Blondie, I'm pretty sure that last panel was his wedding vows verbatim
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
instead of vowing to take itch down with your justified anger, redirect that anger at the institutions who are directly responsible for strong arming every single platform that sells adult and/or queer art:
iantos.bsky.social's user avatarIantos @iantos.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
Buy a lottery ticket NOW
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please let Hulk Hogan be the third in the Rule of 3s
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
so, you got detention
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
look, i gotta say it: "re-experience your nostalgia" is nonsense that's just recursive nostalgia
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
Joyce meets Historical Jesus
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
when the Yip-Yip Martians say "yip yip," that is how they stim
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TFU.INFO @tfuinfo.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
Poor Devastator.
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One for fellow parents Credit - Tyson Richards (FB)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
We have moved the kitchen island to make room for a repairman and it is oddly comfortable to stand in this little pocket
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
This is obviously a rerun. It mentions Orlando Bloom.
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Matthew @mattgoldey.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social put this in the Louvre
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