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May 12, 2026

Dropping

by David M Willis on February 26, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – See You in the Funny Page
└ Tags: becky, jennifer, ruth

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 26, 2021 at 12:03 am | #

    Becky: “♥ TWOO WUVV ♥”

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 26, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

      Oh no! Is Becky a hate shipper?!

      • JiggyJohn
        JiggyJohn
        February 26, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

        I don’t think that’s the case so much as she knows she parent trapped them and she’s excited that it worked.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          February 26, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

          If we include these two, then Becky’s up to five substitute parents now by my count. Do I hear six?

          I dunno, I can’t really think of anyone else that would make a fine addition to her collection.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            February 26, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

            I don’t see these so much as her parenst but more like two grumpy aunts she’s secretly rooting for.

            • RassilonTDavros
              RassilonTDavros
              February 26, 2021 at 1:33 am | #

              Neither do I, but if Becky’s “parent trapping” them, then I guess it’s kinda implied.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 26, 2021 at 8:17 am | #

          How has she “parent trapped” them? She didn’t do anything to bring them here, as far as we know.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            February 26, 2021 at 11:57 am | #

            Not even. They (JB & R) signed up for the course themselves. Beck’s also here of her own accord. It’s like she went to the beach for some fun and sun, and didn’t know till she got there that it was July 4th.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              February 26, 2021 at 11:58 am | #

              Oof, wrong parent post. I am in agreement with the one and only, a, thejeff.

        • ziggy78eog
          ziggy78eog
          February 26, 2021 at 8:22 am | #

          I highly doubt that is the case; “we signed up for this together”, implies that Jennifer and Ruth were still a couple, when registering for classes. The break up might be a fairly recent occurrence, so Becky would not have had the foresight to bring them back together. Also, keep in mind, before she hooked up with Dina, Becky’s experience with healthy, romantic, relationships, was zero. So, in her mind, she is thinking, “Parent Trap”, and how to get those two back together, but this was never planned out.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            February 26, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

            The Hayley Mills version, specifically.

      • Merbrat
        Merbrat
        February 26, 2021 at 2:43 am | #

        Becky is here for the “Constant Blindsidin’ Dramatic Bombshells™”

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 26, 2021 at 10:57 am | #

          Be honest. Aren’t we all?

          • milu
            milu
            February 26, 2021 at 3:17 pm | #

            Becky is like, “Damn you, Willis” but also “Damn! you Willis” and it’s a messy, heady, twisted feeling, but it occurs at reliably frequent intervals, and that’s pretty sweet.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      February 26, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

      Becky: “Wait until I get back with the popcorn.”

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 26, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      Becky: basically the reader.

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 26, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Y’know, considering her own parents, maybe Becky doesn’t have the best depictions of romantic figures.

      • Diner Kinetic
        Diner Kinetic
        February 26, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

        is becky looking for romance, or just a rumble? not gonna lie based on what she said yesterday I assume she’s in it for the verbal fisticuffs

        • Regina phalange
          Regina phalange
          February 26, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

          I’d have more respect for her if she was excited about the prospect of a fight instead of thinking this is in any way cute. But knowing Becky, she probably thinks it’s adorable simply because a queer female relationship is at all involved.

          • Diner Kinetic
            Diner Kinetic
            February 26, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

            well, I’ll cross my fingers for becky being the sort of terrible appreciate instead of the kind that would romanticize whatever throwdown’s about to go down

            • Clif
              Clif
              February 26, 2021 at 10:59 am | #

              Hey, I’m with Becky on this.

          • GreyICE
            GreyICE
            February 26, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

            She can think the catfight is totally hot.

        • Sam
          Sam
          February 26, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

          It can be both when it comes to Billie and Ruth.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            February 26, 2021 at 12:00 pm | #

            It can be both when Billingsworth and Ruth are coming.

            (added another layer of inuendo there, because why not?)

      • ziggy78eog
        ziggy78eog
        February 26, 2021 at 8:23 am | #

        I am thinking the exact same thing.

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 26, 2021 at 12:03 am | #

    How about you both drop and then Dina can take the class?

  3. Amara Rezby
    Amara Rezby
    February 26, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    I really wanna know what actually happened and why they broke up. I hope we get some details soon.

    • Vukodlak
      Vukodlak
      February 26, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      It will in a few weeks comic time, so maybe a year or two in RL

  4. Srancamon
    Srancamon
    February 26, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    Yay, time for wild speculation as to what happened in the comments section!

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      February 26, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      two words: adultery blimp

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        February 26, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

        I desperately and sincerely want to know absolutely everything about adultery blimp.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          February 26, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

          It’s an airborne knockoff of swing barge.

          • Diner Kinetic
            Diner Kinetic
            February 26, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

            Let’s just say bad choices were made while… getting high

            • Jenn
              Jenn
              February 26, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

              Your gravatar is entirely too appropriate.

              • Diner Kinetic
                Diner Kinetic
                February 26, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

                I like to think I was changed to match it and not the other way around

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 26, 2021 at 11:13 am | #

          My understanding was that Frank Sinatra”s adultery blimp was planned but never actually constructed.

          • milu
            milu
            February 26, 2021 at 3:21 pm | #

            what is this adultery blimp of which you talk
            besides a pretty awesome band name

            • Diner Kinetic
              Diner Kinetic
              February 26, 2021 at 6:45 pm | #

              It’s hard to describe, but… love is in the air

        • zee
          zee
          February 26, 2021 at 11:59 am | #

          Iirc it’s a shortpacked thing

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        February 26, 2021 at 8:45 am | #

        *blink* *blink* Those are two words, all right. Yup.

    • chris2315
      chris2315
      February 26, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

      Jennifer got into hockey but she’s a senators fan.

      • Blackdrazon
        Blackdrazon
        February 26, 2021 at 3:58 am | #

        We’ve got it, we’ve found the canon.

      • Blindness
        Blindness
        February 26, 2021 at 4:41 am | #

        nah, that’d draw pity…she’s clearly a Canadiens fan 😉

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 26, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      I still believe it’s alcohol related. “Billie” never did seriously commit to dropping her dependency when they were together. She lied about it once and even near the end of the last arc before the time skip she was suffering from withdrawal and still had booze in her room she wanted to dispose of. That whole thing was just a powder keg ready to go off. The break up is maybe even what pushed Jennifer into therapy and this whole new more healthy attitude if it’s legitimate and we have no reason to believe it’s not.

      • Dr. Gonzo
        Dr. Gonzo
        February 26, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

        Yep, I had a feeling being faithful to Ruth’s commitment would be too exhausting for someone as self-centered(not a judgement, it’s just her nature) as Billie.

      • Tan
        Tan
        February 26, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

        Going by the dialogue of today’s strip, Jennifer is certainly presenting herself as the aggrieved party, and Ruth is not denying such. I have trouble seeing how that fits with Jennifer slipping up.

        • Devin
          Devin
          February 26, 2021 at 3:27 am | #

          It could still fit. Jennifer didn’t see anything wrong with her continued drinking. If that continued to be the case and ended up with Ruth dumping her because she knew Jennifer was never going to change, I can see how Jennifer would see herself as the aggrieved party, and Ruth might not see the point in arguing. Or at least not rehashing an argument about drinking with someone who’s still underage in public.

        • Blindness
          Blindness
          February 26, 2021 at 4:44 am | #

          Ruth is recovering, Billie never stopped even though she was supposed to. For someone who’s trying hard to move on from the addiction and issues that caused it lying to her and continuing to use it would be more than enough to cause friction and make Ruth break things off.

          Billie is also bitter and angry enough to blame Ruth when it was her own actions that caused Ruth to break it off.

        • Eric
          Eric
          February 26, 2021 at 12:04 pm | #

          Sometimes even when you’re right it can be too exhausting to ‘prove’ it. You just say “yeah sure, whatever” and move on with your own life.

      • Blindness
        Blindness
        February 26, 2021 at 4:42 am | #

        …that actually makes perfect sense and it looked a lot like Ruth was moving that way before the big semester finale arc happened

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 26, 2021 at 8:38 am | #

        Jennifer had committed to stopping and to going to therapy. That’s what the withdrawal towards the end of season one was about. She’d at least started therapy before the season was over.
        She certainly could have backslid, but so could Ruth.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          February 26, 2021 at 9:14 am | #

          It’s just a theory. Probably not the strongest one either. They were in a good place at the end of last arc which does make the breakup rather jarring. I’m mostly thinking of this strip though specifically .
          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-10/01-birthday-pursuit/birthdays/
          She still had booze around and we never saw that addressed. Maybe it’s just a loose plot thread, but it you pull at that thread it could explain some things about the current situation. I do think she was seriously committed but having hidden hooch stashes doesn’t make quitting any easier. I would’ve at least liked to see her actually disposing of it. It’s prime backslide material.

          • Byron Orpheus
            Byron Orpheus
            February 26, 2021 at 2:40 pm | #

            This is where I wish the comments had karma. I’d give you points or upvotes or a cookie or whatever for providing a link to the specific comic that proves your point. Thank you!

      • zee
        zee
        February 26, 2021 at 12:00 pm | #

        Oh I’m going for the Opposite, i think ruth fell off the wagon

      • Sporky
        Sporky
        February 26, 2021 at 7:02 pm | #

        She’s with Asher. It’s definitely not.

    • Lars
      Lars
      February 26, 2021 at 3:30 am | #

      They invided Nash to a three-some, which made her head explode. The guilt about it drove them apart.

    • milu
      milu
      February 26, 2021 at 6:16 am | #

      Ruth was super mad after Jennifer stabbed her in Paris, but she got over it, then Ruth shot her in Rome and then Jennifer stopped talking to her, ‘cos come on. Ruth still lowkey thinks she deserved it, cos she’d said mean stuff to her.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 26, 2021 at 12:07 pm | #

        Maybe, but I thought this was about their throw down in the fountain on the Rambla in Barcelona.

        • milu
          milu
          February 26, 2021 at 2:44 pm | #

          hmm, that might have played a part too. Or it’s to do with Jennifer’s ex getting pitchforked through the neck in Poland, and her suspicion Ruth had something to do with it. Who even knows at this point.

  5. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    February 26, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    You hang up the phone! No you!

  6. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    February 26, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    “You remember what happened.” Oh boy, drama we missed during the time skip. I know Billie/Jennifer is dating Asher now but I still don’t like him and wish she and Ruth would get back together.

    Am I hoping for too much?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      I mean, not if Becky has anythi… hang on, not Star Wars-y enough

      “Not if anything to say about it, Becky has!”

    • crow
      crow
      February 26, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      Billie and Ruth’s on-again-off-again thing is so tiring, if Billie dumps Asher it should be for someone else

      • Kindra
        Kindra
        February 26, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        I agree. Finding out that they broke up during the timeskip was a huge relief for me, I’ve always found their relationship to be unhealthy and honestly? Not that interesting.

        • poofdepoof
          poofdepoof
          February 26, 2021 at 1:44 am | #

          ++

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          February 26, 2021 at 5:20 am | #

          I found their relationship to be the most interesting thing in all of DOA.

      • drs
        drs
        February 26, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

        Becky breaks up with Dina for lack of sexual compatibility, and hooks up with Billie, who gets to fulfill her “shoving nerds into lockers” fetish.

        • misanthropope
          misanthropope
          February 26, 2021 at 9:45 am | #

          YES. then dina gets traded to QC for Claire’s mom (and a second round pick in ’22), and the Dina/Momo ship can SAIL.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            February 26, 2021 at 12:13 pm | #

            Huh… I had figured Disney would buy out QC and DoA so we could get the Pintsize-Thumbs/RocketRoomba/BlowjobCat/Threepio quad-crash’Shine we all deserve.

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              February 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm | #

              Punchbot pls

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      February 26, 2021 at 1:29 am | #

      Yeah, it started off wrong, sure. But I think that Ruth truly is in love with Jennifer. Not sure if Jennifer is sure about her own desires and motivations, but I think Ruth is in it for the long haul, If Jennifer will have her.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        February 26, 2021 at 7:19 am | #

        Can I emend that to read, I think Ruth truly loves Jennifer. I think Jennifer may call herself that, but the Billie in Jennifer may love Ruth, but she loves the bottle even more.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          February 26, 2021 at 11:41 pm | #

          A major thing I learned in my 20s: true love is not enough.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 26, 2021 at 4:02 am | #

      Yeah I feel the same way.

  7. Bryy
    Bryy
    February 26, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    So….

    1) So whatever Ruth did, she’s morally obligated to respect Billie’s boundaries
    2) Billie could just be being dramatic as fuck

    • proxiehunter
      proxiehunter
      February 26, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      “Don’t call me. don’t text me, don’t try to get back together with me.” those are boundaries anyone is morally bound to respect no matter what caused someone to set them. Unless there’s a restraining order “Drop out of the class you signed up for.” is not.

      • Jane
        Jane
        February 26, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

        Eh, I can think of some cases where I would consider the other party morally obligated to be the one to drop out, not that I think Ruth would have done anything those lines.

        For instance, if Ruth had done something that made Jennifer legitimately fear her and was trying to make amends for what she had done, then I would think that it would be on her to drop the class rather than make Jennifer have to further reorganize her life to avoid her.

        But, well, I can’t imagine Ruth having done anything on that scale since I doubt that Willis wants to portray Ruth as a proto-Blaine, so it’s not really applicable here. It’s just that I can imagine some people to whom I would apply such a standard.

        • Regina phalange
          Regina phalange
          February 26, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

          Or maybe it’s as simple as Ruth was the one to break up with Billie, therefore Ruth is the one who has to make more effort to avoid awkwardness and/or respect Billie’s post-break-up boundaries? It doesn’t have to be as serious and dramatic as people are making it out to be.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            February 26, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

            “It doesn’t have to be as serious and dramatic . . . ”

            Ah, you must be new here, so allow me to explain.

            Damn you Willis.

            That is all.

          • Jane
            Jane
            February 26, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

            It doesn’t have to be serious and dramatic for Jennifer to be annoyed that Ruth didn’t drop the class, but I do think there would have to be a serious reason for Ruth to have an actual moral obligation to drop the class, is what I meant.

            I mean, Ruth doesn’t have to upend her life and education to avoid annoying Jennifer if it was “just” an unpleasant breakup. But if she had done some actual, lasting harm, to the point that her presence is a serious detriment to Jennifer being able to learn – then yes, in that case, I do think she would have an obligation to ensure that she’s not doing further harm.

            That’s not what happened here, though, so it’s beside the point. I was only talking about a hypothetical “So what would be a situation bad enough that Ruth should have dropped the class?”.

            • milu
              milu
              February 26, 2021 at 6:35 am | #

              Yeah these two have been massively co-dependent and self-destructive, so I can see a less egregious situation where Jennifer holds Ruth responsible for some sort of suicide-attempt-enabling pattern of behaviour that she eventually found the strength and support to escape.

              Ruth might not actually be “morally obligated” by any consensual set of moral rules but sometimes life makes things impossibly complicated without blame being super cleanly assignable to any one person.

    • Sarpiedon
      Sarpiedon
      February 26, 2021 at 9:57 pm | #

      Or maybe they could both be mature facing adults and realize neither one of them has to drop the class.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 26, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Whatever happened to
    The life that we once knew

  9. Octopus Ink
    Octopus Ink
    February 26, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    *waits patiently for back-story*

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      “You see, Billie, I was heading to a land of golden opportunity, a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me— but I ended up in America instead.”

  10. crow
    crow
    February 26, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Imagine how much of a non-issue this would be if they just sat on opposite ends of the classroom and didn’t talk to each other

    • Miri
      Miri
      February 26, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      “Imagine if these characters were different people, who understood how not escalating ‘mildly awkward but easily manageable’ into ‘a situation’ worked” isn’t particularly helpful 😉

  11. Alexander Hammil
    Alexander Hammil
    February 26, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Did Ruth cheat on Billie?

    • Valerie
      Valerie
      February 26, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      I just took it as Ruth being the one who broke things off.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      I feel like that would be a little too obvious of a direction to take this in. Unless Ruth did so because she really felt she had to break up with her for good, and felt that that was the only “no” that Jennifer would permanently take for an answer.

      I dunno, I just feel like there are more interesting potential violations of trust to explore here than that.

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      February 26, 2021 at 4:24 am | #

      I’d love to see the person who is brave or crazy enough to… [side-eyes Roz speculatively]

      • milu
        milu
        February 26, 2021 at 6:37 am | #

        I thinl Roz is canonically straight?

        • Eldritchy
          Eldritchy
          February 26, 2021 at 6:55 am | #

          Honestly I wouldn’t put it past her if it would suit her goals.

          • fire_daws
            fire_daws
            February 26, 2021 at 10:26 am | #

            Pretty much https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/out/

            • milu
              milu
              February 26, 2021 at 11:30 am | #

              Yeah OK, she’s just saying that to piss her sister off. And she might have meant it , but eh, i could could do a lot of stuff i don’t normally find appealing to shock conservatives (I’m pretty sure the subconscious impulse to do shit my parents would disapprove of explains a lot of my questionable decisions, lol)

            • milu
              milu
              February 26, 2021 at 3:08 pm | #

              …come to think of it, an extra funny layer to that strip is Robin is probably gayer than Roz actually =D

              • Eldritchy
                Eldritchy
                February 26, 2021 at 3:23 pm | #

                Robin be like
                “Now I will kiss girls during Your speeches!”
                “Eh, that’s fine.”
                “Oh yeah… sorry, old habits.”

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 26, 2021 at 8:01 am | #

      With mental health and emotional stability.

  12. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    February 26, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Sore, huh?

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    February 26, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    *plays Phil Collins’ “Don’t Lose My Number” on the hacked Muzak*

    • Tawnee
      Tawnee
      February 26, 2021 at 1:05 am | #

      I’m sure I’ve made an 867-5309 joke before but it’s a good joke so I’m going to bring it up again.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 26, 2021 at 9:48 am | #

      Nope. Sorry. You’re wrong.

      There’s only one song for this scene.

  14. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    February 26, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    “Has anything really changed between them, honestly?”

    They’re not banging.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      February 26, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      And given how their relationship started are approximately 20% less likely to start in the near future.

    • StClair
      StClair
      February 26, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

      wait for it.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 26, 2021 at 11:27 am | #

        Well, okay. But you didn’t say to wait patiently.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      February 26, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

      Well, not at this exact moment anyway.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 26, 2021 at 3:56 am | #

      Give them time, they’re in class right now.

  15. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 26, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Well, it’s nice to see some things haven’t changed.

  16. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    February 26, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    So I’m guessing this means Ruth dumped Billie, which we already kind of assumed from the hall meeting strips

  17. danielle
    danielle
    February 26, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    well this can only end well

  18. Kravis
    Kravis
    February 26, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

    The only thing these two should drop is acid.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Oh good, because these two didn’t have enough substance addiction issues already.

      • jimbotherisenclown
        jimbotherisenclown
        February 26, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

        Fun fact – the diminishing returns on frequent acid use are so extreme, acid is nearly impossible to get chemically addicted to. Mentally addicted is a different beast, of course.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          February 26, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

          So what you’re saying is, I should do the big acid to gain an immunity just in case I’m ever kidnapped by the enemy.

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 26, 2021 at 11:40 am | #

            1. That’s what I heard.

            2. Who is the enemy now? We have an enemy?

            3. If Big Acid were a thing, there would probably have been lobbyists and it would have been legalized. The closest we came to Big Acid was Timothy Leary.

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          February 26, 2021 at 3:36 pm | #

          It’s also nearly impossible to fatally OD on it. I don’t think it even has an LD50.

  19. ubertenorman
    ubertenorman
    February 26, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

    The way she says “it’d be your responsibility to change classes” makes me think there was some sort of official ruling by a student conflict resolution panel (or whatever they’re called) that ruth has to follow. it might be a more serious situation

    • Axel
      Axel
      February 26, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      I’m pretty sure Billy’s just saying Ruth was the one who was ‘wrong’ in the breakup so she should have been the one to drop the class, as Ruth doesn’t seem concerned about them being in the same class.

    • dinajoyce
      dinajoyce
      February 26, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

      if it were that, I’m pretty sure student compliance would compare their schedules and enforce the no contact order

  20. Axel
    Axel
    February 26, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

    And we get a hint of some of the fairytalish views Becky shares with Joyce

    • PB
      PB
      February 26, 2021 at 1:29 am | #

      This is the most oddly appropriate comment ever.

  21. Newllend(henryvolt)
    Newllend(henryvolt)
    February 26, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    One would think this probably meant the breakup was just that severe, but given that this carries the same type of energy of sexual tension they had when they were just starting to get into their relationship the first time. It just feels they’re holding back a bunch of pent of sexual frustration they Harvard from being separated for so long.

    • milu
      milu
      February 26, 2021 at 6:58 am | #

      MIT understand they Yale at each other when actually all they really want to do is find a dark Cornell and go all Kinsey Institute on each other’s ass?

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 26, 2021 at 10:15 am | #

        Applause.

        • milu
          milu
          February 26, 2021 at 12:02 pm | #

          *Curtsies daintily*

  22. Chris
    Chris
    February 26, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    How long until they start making out? (Again?)

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      I give it somewhere between two to five years, real-world time.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        February 26, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

        Probably leaning towards the five years end, since we still don’t even know the *why* and we’ve got the Jen/Asher thing

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          February 26, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

          Oh yeah, as much as JenAsh gives me bad vibes (whatever else she did, I’m pretty sure Ruth never killed anybody… oh God that’s what Billie’s talking about here Ruth killed somebody didn’t she

          Shit, my parenthetical aside has escaped the parentheses. If Ruth actually is responsible for a death… then I really hope it’s Clint’s.

          • RassilonTDavros
            RassilonTDavros
            February 26, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

            Anyway, what I was trying to say is that as much as JenAsh gives me bad vibes, it wouldn’t make sense to introduce their relationship and then not develop it at all. As much as I miss the pre-timeskip relationship, it’ll be interesting to explore their characters in relationships with different people, though I have no real clue who that might be in Ruth’s case.

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              February 26, 2021 at 2:31 am | #

              They’ve been so intertwined with each other I think there’s an appeal to just seeing Ruth and Billie exist independent of each other

              • RassilonTDavros
                RassilonTDavros
                February 26, 2021 at 3:41 am | #

                Yeah, I think that’s something that’s needed to happen for a long while. Even when they were improving they still seemed codependent as all hell, and if their relationship is going to be endgame then I think they were always going to need to learn to live without each other for a while. That way, if/when they do start back up again, it’ll be from a much healthier place.

                Personally I’m hoping that being around Leslie will help Jennifer embrace her inner Star Wars fan that she’d been denying for so long as part of her cheerleader persona.

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            February 26, 2021 at 1:36 am | #

            Jennifer’s drinking very nearly DID a kill someone. She was behind the wheel and crashed the car.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 26, 2021 at 9:23 am | #

            If Ruth did kill Clint, that wouldn’t have led to a breakup. Jennifer would have been cheering.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              February 26, 2021 at 1:05 pm | #

              Wouldn’t we all? 😀

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 26, 2021 at 9:29 am | #

            She did say she’d “murdered almost nobody”.

  23. Kindra
    Kindra
    February 26, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    Sit at opposite ends of the classroom, pretend you’re total strangers. Problem solved!

    • Newllend(henryvolt)
      Newllend(henryvolt)
      February 26, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

      For them, that’s harder than you make it sound.

  24. brumagem
    brumagem
    February 26, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

    Willis is straight-up taunting us now…

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      February 26, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

      Yyyyup.

  25. brionl
    brionl
    February 26, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

    Now Ruth spits on the ground: “There!”

  26. Yup
    Yup
    February 26, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

    The best assumption would be Ruth decided at the time that she needed to try and be single for her own mental health and progress. Billie couldn’t take that or maybe she tried to at first but maybe hanging out with Asher one time that seemed too much like a date annoyed Ruth, and things escalated into a shouting match and a permanent break off.

    Maybe something to the tune of, “IT WAS A BREAK!”

    I guess Ruth is Ross in this scenario.

    • Mydnyt
      Mydnyt
      February 26, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

      Eww… don’t insult Ruth that way… it’s just cruel

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 1:30 am | #

      IDK, Ruth looks nothing like a toe.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        February 26, 2021 at 2:32 am | #

        Ross from Friends, I think

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          February 26, 2021 at 2:50 am | #

          Oh.

          …yeah, I know nothing about Friends.

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            February 26, 2021 at 7:30 am | #

            Ok, so when a bee likes a flower and the flower likes a bee back, the bee collects the pollen from the flower’s ‘guy parts,’ and takes it back to her commune,… wait, this is … never mind.

            • Clif
              Clif
              February 26, 2021 at 11:44 am | #

              So the bee and the flower were just friends?

  27. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 26, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

    I’m just gonna go out on a limb and say Ruth did something fucked up because her meds weren’t working or whatever and she didn’t/couldn’t control herself.

    It’ll be revealed sometime around when we find out why Rachel hates Ruth.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      My guess is that the breakup is directly connected with Ruth learning why Rachel hates her, and telling Jennifer all of the horrible things she’d forgotten she did in her freshman year because she felt dishonest keeping that from her.

      • Michael Haneline
        Michael Haneline
        February 26, 2021 at 2:57 am | #

        oooh, that’s a good prediction

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        February 26, 2021 at 5:40 am | #

        Nice

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 26, 2021 at 9:28 am | #

        Maybe. I hope not though. I’d rather see that play out in the main continuity, not in flashbacks. Well, it’ll be flashbacks anyway, but these would be flashbacks that flashback.

      • Sporky
        Sporky
        February 26, 2021 at 7:08 pm | #

        I see where you’re coming from, but I can’t imagine anything Ruth that Billie would draw a moral line at, other than like, sexual abuse or beating someone to death, and I’m pretty sure Ruth didn’t do anything like that.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 26, 2021 at 9:27 am | #

      I was thinking that as well. Possibly foreshadowed by her talking about the new new antidepressants right before Dorothy brought up losing Billie.

  28. Rose by Any Other Name
    Rose by Any Other Name
    February 26, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    I do not approve of whatever lip gloss Billie is wearing. Makes her face look weird.

    Also – still not used to the Akane Tendo haircut.

  29. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    February 26, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

    Bickering is the path to Hate Fucks.
    Bickering leads to sexual tension.
    Sexual tension leads to arousal.
    Arousal leads to Hate Fucks.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      February 26, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

      Hate Fucks lead to Slipshine.

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 26, 2021 at 4:36 am | #

      …so, just another weekday for those two?

  30. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    February 26, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

    “I’m not dropping!”
    “Well, I’M not dropping!”
    “Good, because I’M not dropping!”
    “I’m not dropping times ten!”
    “Well, I’m not dropping times a hundred!”
    “Times a thousand!”
    “Times a million!”
    “Times infinity!”
    “Times infinity times a million!”

    • Chris
      Chris
      February 26, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

      Then a random math major chimes in to point out that infinity times a million is still the exact same infinity.

      • Council
        Council
        February 26, 2021 at 2:53 am | #

        Then they start to explain Aleph numbers in great detail, shortly before being subjected to well-justified violence.

        • Agemegos
          Agemegos
          February 26, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

          Quick! Get them before they start in the Continuum Hypothesis.

          • milu
            milu
            February 26, 2021 at 7:11 am | #

            Math freshman excitedly starts explaining Hilbert’s Hotel.
            Ruth says, “your femurs are going Heartbreak Hotel if you don’t shut the fuck up”
            Jennifer high-fives her automatically.
            Math nerd retreats cautiously.
            Ruth and Jennifer resume death glare.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 26, 2021 at 9:30 am | #

              Then they fuck.
              Then they resume death glare.

              • Clif
                Clif
                February 26, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

                Not to be outdone, Math nerd begins to explain Sureal Numbers.

                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surreal_number

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 26, 2021 at 11:54 am | #

                  Glowing post-coitally, Jennifer and Ruth still don’t really give a shit about understanding the math but allow themselves to enjoy the austere Borgesian poetry of the Wikipedia article Math Nerd is now feverishly chanting, like

                  It has been shown (in von Neumann–Bernays–Gödel set theory) that the maximal class hyperreal field is isomorphic to the maximal class surreal field; in theories without the axiom of global choice, this need not be the case, and in such theories it is not necessarily true that the surreals are a universal ordered field.

                  (These characters are super fictional and any similarities with actual nerds is of course extremely coincidental, right Clif?)

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  February 26, 2021 at 12:50 pm | #

                  Borgesian poetry?

                  I had no idea the Borg were into poetry.

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 26, 2021 at 3:03 pm | #

                  oh no, this reference falls outside the Venn diagram of our nerdnesses, i do not possess the competence to perform a follow-up joke

                  please proceed to wittily banter back at your own comment if you so please

                • misanthropope
                  misanthropope
                  February 26, 2021 at 10:29 pm | #

                  ive spent tens of hours on the hyperreals, but not hundreds, but they seem to me to be a pet project designed to give a trivial definition to the word “infinitesimal”, but with no other merit and some pretty severe unintended consequences.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          February 26, 2021 at 12:13 pm | #

          “My aleph is bigger than your aleph”

          I love this comment section.

          • a/snow/mous/e
            a/snow/mous/e
            February 26, 2021 at 7:52 pm | #

            omega omega omega omega

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            February 27, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

            My aleph can kick your aleph’s ass.

  31. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    February 26, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

    IIRC, this conversation they’re having was typical of their foreplay.

  32. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    February 26, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

    Well, it’s been half an hour and nobody’s stated the obvious yet, so I’ll be the one to bear this cross:

    Ruth murdered Billie, didn’t she. She straight-up fucking killed her, probably with some sort of sports equipment or a broken bottle. The absolute length of the time skip let the cast deal with the fallout of four deaths in a row, and the reason nobody fears Ruth right now is that they don’t know it was her, yet. I’m guessing it was covered up by Sir, who probably even hid the body because he didn’t want that shame on himself. It’s all there, plain as day. That’s why nobody has interacted with Billie, and it’s why we haven’t seen her since Garbage Roof. Becky thinks Ruth is talking to her, also.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

      So does that mean the new Jennifer is really “Billie Shears”?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        February 26, 2021 at 1:19 am | #

        Ha! Perfect.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 26, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

      This is the first time we’ve *seen* Ruth interact with Jen since the timeskip, but it’s not Jen’s first appearance or interaction with other characters. This definitely isn’t a sort of guilt-induced hallucination, which kills that theory.

      Unless Jen isn’t Billie, and is actually a genetically engineered replacement created to cover-up the crime, and her avoiding her former friends and changing her appearance is actually in an attempt to prevent people from cottoning on to the fact that she’s a fake and holy shit we might have cracked this.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        February 26, 2021 at 1:20 am | #

        See what I mean? Heck, this could be an Ada Wong/Carla Radames situation, even.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          February 26, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

          Look man I’m not saying it was aliens, but it’s totally aliens.

          • RassilonTDavros
            RassilonTDavros
            February 26, 2021 at 3:18 am | #

            “Your twin sister, Jen.”

            • milu
              milu
              February 26, 2021 at 7:47 am | #

              Ruth, under her breath: “what the hell Jennifer, I didn’t do this whole ritual of allegiance to Yog-Sothoth just so you stupid pure-chaos-entity-made-flesh could prance into my class and make me look like a fool goddammit, now go back to your void, and please dont bite a bunch of random people on your way out this time”
              #Expospeak

            • milu
              milu
              February 26, 2021 at 8:06 am | #

              *hacks into Stephen Bierce’s hacked muzak and plays “Drop” by The Pharcyde*

              • milu
                milu
                February 26, 2021 at 8:08 am | #

                Damn you inscrutable comment field that is not where i meant to post this

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  February 26, 2021 at 12:44 pm | #

                  Yog-Sothoth wins again.

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 26, 2021 at 4:33 pm | #

                  chaos rules.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 26, 2021 at 9:31 am | #

        She’s actually Mike.

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          February 26, 2021 at 7:57 pm | #

          mike is jennifer, billie is booster, and ethan is actually the one who died in a hospital coma. jacob pulled the drama tag.

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 26, 2021 at 9:48 pm | #

            We were all the Head Alien all along.

  33. Quinn
    Quinn
    February 26, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

    Leslie is still a mandatory reporter. If having Ruth in the class makes Billie uncomfortable, especially if Billie believes that it constitutes stalking, and considering that they had an inappropriate relationship that forced Billie to move, Leslie is required to report the situation to whatever unit handles Title IX compliance at the college. It may be that nothing would come of it, but it’s also possible that a second strike would cost Ruth her RAship.

    • AGV
      AGV
      February 26, 2021 at 2:56 am | #

      The uni wouldn’t do crap out of fear of what Sir would do if they even touched Ruth’s possition for a second time in less than a year

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        February 26, 2021 at 3:24 am | #

        What power does Sir/Clint have over the uni exactly, anyway? Is he a major financial backer? Is he on some board or something? Does he have ties to the Korean Mafia? Embarrassing intimate photos of Dean McHenry with Linda Walkerton? Embarrassing intimate photos of Dean McHenry with Linda and Charles Walkerton?

        • Blindness
          Blindness
          February 26, 2021 at 4:34 am | #

          He has enough clout to get Billie forced out of the dorm and put in with Lucy…that means money or influence over people who are donating to the school. Either way, he has the ability to make things tough especially if he puts up a stink about it- and rightfully so this time, even if Howard would get the crap smacked out of him because of Ruth.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 26, 2021 at 9:35 am | #

            Not really to force Billie out. To keep Ruth on as RA. Moving Billie was a reasonable response to the situation – one that IU likely would have taken had Ruth and Billie gone to them at the start.

            • Clif
              Clif
              February 26, 2021 at 9:35 pm | #

              Yeah. I just assumed that’s what the University decided anyway and then he took credit for it. Any influence was from recommendations from Ruth’s boss.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                February 26, 2021 at 10:28 pm | #

                He definitely got them to keep Ruth as RA. That’s on him.

                He didn’t seem concerned about moving Billie.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      February 26, 2021 at 3:20 am | #

      They both knew ahead of time the other signed up for the class. Jennifer just expected Ruth to drop it, but she’s not actually morally or legally obligated to. Therefore, the university would never enforce that. Being uncomfortable your ex is in a class you knew she was going to take is going to get a ‘Suck it up and deal’ at best.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 26, 2021 at 9:34 am | #

        It’s hard enough to get universities to make rapists (I’m sorry, “alleged” rapists) not sick next to their victims in class. There’s no action here without a lot more reason than we’ve seen.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          February 26, 2021 at 4:51 pm | #

          I wouldn’t mind if the school could make rapists constantly nauseous and puked if they’re in close proximity to their victims. They could use those gross ball things from that prison movie with Kurtwood Smith.

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 26, 2021 at 4:32 am | #

      Billie was forced out by someone with influence, the school knows about her relationship with Billie already. Billie is the one causing the issues, Ruth has a stronger case than Billie as Ruth was asked to go to the class by one of the students on her floor so is doing her job alongside her role as a student…

  34. Abdomino
    Abdomino
    February 26, 2021 at 1:06 am | #

    I’m honestly not going to give this any more brainpower until we learn what exactly happened. This teasing thing is getting old.

    It took, what, a month for us to get confirmation that Mike was dead? I don’t want to deal with it again over a goddang teenage breakup.

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 26, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

      Hey now.

      I think Ruth is no longer a teenager.

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 26, 2021 at 4:30 am | #

      easiest guess: Ruth’s counselor got her to realize that Billie wasn’t a good influence on her and she needed a clean break from her.

      secondary guess: Billie might have decided that Ruth wasn’t the same anymore and moved on to someone else for her next conquest

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 26, 2021 at 10:21 pm | #

        Alternately, Billie/Rebecca developed feelings for Ruth after finding out how vulnerable and brittle she was. Post-treatment post-depression Ruth no longer needed her help to do well. Rebecca has a strong need to be needed.

        Asher doesn’t appeal to her need to be needed, but he does appeal to her need to be hot stuff.

        • RacingTurtle
          RacingTurtle
          February 27, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

          It’s been long enough since this comment that you’ll never see this, but…Billie’s given name is not Rebecca, it is Jennifer.

  35. Liam
    Liam
    February 26, 2021 at 1:20 am | #

    God dammit Billie.

  36. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    February 26, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

    Just look at that forkin’ drama llama over there. Gonna burst with excitement and get orange hair and lesbian bits everywhere, and then what will Ruth tell Leslie and Dina?

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      February 26, 2021 at 2:22 am | #

      Dina would accept it, I’m sure Becky’s explained to her that is how she wanted to go

  37. Mister Gray
    Mister Gray
    February 26, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

    Wait does that mean Ruth broke it off?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 26, 2021 at 9:36 am | #

      Or did the bad thing that made Jennifer break it off.

  38. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 26, 2021 at 1:52 am | #

    Well looks like there’s one way to decide who gets to drop the class:

    Rock! Paper! Scissors!

  39. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 26, 2021 at 2:02 am | #

    …cute?

  40. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    February 26, 2021 at 2:31 am | #

    Somehow I feel that if Becky was into anime, the tsunderes would be her favourite characters

    • drs
      drs
      February 26, 2021 at 2:43 am | #

      “If girls like her had shoved me into lockers, I would have figured out this lesbian thing a lot sooner.”

      Becky might go for the yanderes.

      • drs
        drs
        February 26, 2021 at 2:49 am | #

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/joint/

      • Eldritchy
        Eldritchy
        February 26, 2021 at 3:59 am | #

        I feel like Becky would fit right into that one short comic where the protagonist kept enthusiastically accepting all of the yandere’s creepy advances. Ending with the yandere having this “How exactly did I get here? What is going on?” look on her face while holding their baby.

  41. Nenja
    Nenja
    February 26, 2021 at 2:49 am | #

    Why does Becky seem so happy about this?

    • Nenja
      Nenja
      February 26, 2021 at 2:52 am | #

      And why do I keep switching avatars? I’ve gone from Blowjob-cat to Joyce to Roz, and I havn’t changed my email.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        February 26, 2021 at 7:54 am | #

        Every time Willis adds new avatars to the pool everyone gets a random one. Since we’re being flooded with new designs and new characters it’s happening a lot right now.

        • Nenja
          Nenja
          February 26, 2021 at 4:53 pm | #

          Okay, so that’s what’s happening. Thanks!

    • AGV
      AGV
      February 26, 2021 at 2:59 am | #

      I mean, it’s sapphic drama in gender studies and the class hasn’t even started

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      February 26, 2021 at 3:28 am | #

      Because she thinks that whatever happened was just an easy misunderstanding, and that they’ll kiss and make up at the drop of a hat.

      This is not going to go the way she thinks.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 26, 2021 at 12:19 pm | #

        I really hope Becky doesn’t try to use this as an opportunity to play peacekeeping moderator. She’ll have about the same effect as hitting an active wasp nest with a broomstick.

        • misanthropope
          misanthropope
          February 27, 2021 at 10:20 am | #

          Lesbian Murder Hornets isn’t a terrible band name.

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 26, 2021 at 4:26 am | #

      she’s shipping them or thinks that squabbling like this is beneficial to them.

      frankly, I think Ruth needs to get the hell away form Billie/Jennifer and avoid her antics alltogether.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        February 26, 2021 at 6:15 am | #

        Considering how they got together, she’s not exactly making the unsafe bet, here.

  42. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 26, 2021 at 3:08 am | #

    your responsability to drop, my arse.

  43. Varangian
    Varangian
    February 26, 2021 at 3:35 am | #

    Becky you fucking GREMLINE

    I love you

    But that is an evil face! For shame, missy!

    also Jennifer you don’t get to dictate Terms

  44. Keulen
    Keulen
    February 26, 2021 at 4:03 am | #

    I get the feeling neither of them is gonna drop this class because they’re both too stubborn.

    • Blindness
      Blindness
      February 26, 2021 at 4:25 am | #

      plus one or both of them likely needs the electives…

  45. Blindness
    Blindness
    February 26, 2021 at 4:25 am | #

    Jennifer finally shows that she really hasn’t moved on and she hasn’t matured…she’s still the Billie that we all knew and hated

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      February 26, 2021 at 5:21 am | #

      Loved. I’m sure you meant loved.

  46. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 26, 2021 at 4:28 am | #

    I’m 100% Team Billie on this.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 26, 2021 at 12:12 pm | #

      We don’t know what Ruth allegedly did yet. It could have been something objectively terrible, or it could have been something normal that was perceived as terrible.

      Until that’s revealed, I’m on Team “Oh Just Suck it Up and Peacefully Take a Class With Someone You Hate Like Goddamn Adults”.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        February 27, 2021 at 8:25 am | #

        Ruth committed the ultimate betrayal of sobering up, getting on happy Meds, and taking them consistently; thus showing that she was not garbage or ‘poison’ which forced Jennifer to reject her to continue drinking. I suspect that Jennifer ceased to be Billy when stopped trying actively to drink herself to death.

  47. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    February 26, 2021 at 5:14 am | #

    I mind me of Wapsi Square:
    http://wapsisquare.com/comic/waitaminute/

  48. Sunny
    Sunny
    February 26, 2021 at 6:20 am | #

    Alright. Fine! I’ll say it.

    Now kiss!

  49. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    February 26, 2021 at 6:40 am | #

    Becky’s a child, who wasn’t present for Billie-Ruth’s special dynamic, and is primarily thinking “More Lesbians! Yay!”
    I imagine Leslie will say something to challenge Billie, and she’ll drop the class.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      February 26, 2021 at 8:42 am | #

      Jennifer will never drop the class now. That means ‘letting Ruth win’.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 26, 2021 at 9:41 am | #

      Becky’s no more a child than Jennifer. Becky also owes her for the bed and (in her mind) for missing the suicidal signs like she swore to herself she’d never do again.

      If she’s backing this, it’s because she thinks it’ll be good for Jennifer. Doesn’t mean she’s right of course. She’s got similar naive romantic notions to Joyce.

      And there’s no way either of them are dropping. Far too much drama to mine in having them both in this class.

      • Eldritchy
        Eldritchy
        February 26, 2021 at 10:19 am | #

        She may not be a child physically but when it comes to life experience she is very inexperienced and naive.

  50. Jay
    Jay
    February 26, 2021 at 7:06 am | #

    Becky is the comment section

  51. Lorien Inksong
    Lorien Inksong
    February 26, 2021 at 7:32 am | #

    Becky… Becky no…
    I know that’s what it feels like but these two aren’t healthy together. T_T

  52. Genie
    Genie
    February 26, 2021 at 8:07 am | #

    …why can’t they just sit at different ends of the classroom?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 26, 2021 at 12:06 pm | #

      Because then we’d need a wide shot to fit everyone in frame. Those are for establishing a scene, not following it through!

  53. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    February 26, 2021 at 8:12 am | #

    -Hey Ruth, it’s Jennifer now!
    -No, she’s still Billie!
    -You better stop with this, there’s no way Willis will change all the tags again.

    • RowenMorland
      RowenMorland
      February 26, 2021 at 10:21 pm | #

      Do you have to change each instance or just rename tag:13 from Billie to Jennifer and it changes all of them?

      • Sombrero
        Sombrero
        February 27, 2021 at 6:11 am | #

        In my headcanon Willis changes each tag by hand using a typewriter and some glue.

  54. Spencer
    Spencer
    February 26, 2021 at 8:16 am | #

    I feel like the weirdo pointing this out because fiction tends not to do it, but like, maybe it’s for the best Ruth and Jennifer (that’s going to take so much getting used to) are done and she’s just moved on from her.

    Their relationship was ridiculously toxic and self destructive and even as things started to improve, Jennifer herself sure wasn’t. I’m not saying they didn’t try, I’m not saying they weren’t in love, I’m not saying they both don’t deserve happiness, I’m saying maybe they weren’t going to find it in each other.

    Like, I dunno, I think our perception of Jennifer’s sudden change in demeanor is coming off more negative than it actually is. Jarring yes, a timeskip breakup is always weird to go through, but we’re not talking about Becky and Dina, we’re talking about two people who got together because Ruth was going to die and Jennifer was going with her.

    I’d be perfectly happy if they stayed broken up, but there’s always the likelihood of them getting back together and you can tell a story about that too. Let them actually heal as people before they throw themselves into another drama hurricane.

    (I’m also kind of auto-side eyeing the surface level statement that Jennifer is now changed because of therapy. Between that and Walky going “yeah no one here can help Amber because the therapists here suck” it’s kinda… like, I don’t want to outright cast judgement because we’ve seen barely anything of Amber and Jennifer’s new status quo, that wouldn’t be fair, just that I’ve been burned by the “evils of therapy” before)

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 26, 2021 at 8:31 am | #

      Oh wait, sorry, I need to issue a correction. I double checked the strip where Walky talks about the campus therapists with Booster and it’s not actually clear if he’s talking about Amber or his own experiences, and it’s much more likely to be the latter.

  55. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    February 26, 2021 at 8:26 am | #

    Becky, no.

  56. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    February 26, 2021 at 9:01 am | #

    BIG GAY ENERGY

  57. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    February 26, 2021 at 9:04 am | #

    Becky: Now KISS!!

    Ruth: Where did you get those two ‘My Little Pony’ figs??

    Jennifer: And stop mashing them together like that! WE ARE NOT DOING THAT!!!

  58. hof1991
    hof1991
    February 26, 2021 at 9:08 am | #

    A moment of appreciation for the scenic device that is Leslie’s gender studies class. If Jennifer and Ruth were both in chemistry, there would be no conflict. It’s where Walky courted Dorothy. Where Joyce had epiphanies and arguments. We spend minimal time on all the other classes. Other professors are plot devices at best while Leslie is a character. In some ways, it is the essential location.

    • RowenMorland
      RowenMorland
      February 26, 2021 at 10:04 pm | #

      Leslie’s classroom is over a Hellmouth.

  59. thumb
    thumb
    February 26, 2021 at 9:09 am | #

    Adult relationships.

  60. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    February 26, 2021 at 9:32 am | #

    Leslie, cracking open the door and peeking in: … Yeah, I can work with this.

  61. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    February 26, 2021 at 9:38 am | #

    Or, none of you drop the class and you both get over it, like adults.

  62. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    February 26, 2021 at 9:43 am | #

    You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts
    You make me wanna phone home
    You make me wanna write a dozen book reports
    Then pack myself in styrofoam

    Sometimes you make me wanna build a model of the Eiffell Tower out of belgian waffles

    You Make Me
    You Make Me
    You Make Me
    That’s what you do to me

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I98OWrboh-M

  63. Polaris
    Polaris
    February 26, 2021 at 10:33 am | #

    This scene would work a lot better if we knew how and why they broke up :/

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 26, 2021 at 12:04 pm | #

      I bet that will be revealed gradually over at least a couple classes’ worth of bickering.

  64. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 26, 2021 at 10:50 am | #

    YEEEEEEES!!! THIS IS WHY BECKY SIGNED FOR THIS CLASS!!!

  65. Raptorofwar
    Raptorofwar
    February 26, 2021 at 11:47 am | #

    I am Becky.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 26, 2021 at 12:03 pm | #

      We’re all Becky. Just wait until Leslie shows up, this is gonna get good.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 26, 2021 at 6:15 pm | #

        It’s always interesting to get clues about the completely different comic that some people seem to be reading.

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 26, 2021 at 6:19 pm | #

          And this showed up at a randomly different place and not as a reply to Throwatron below.

          • milu
            milu
            February 26, 2021 at 8:47 pm | #

            CHAOS

  66. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    February 26, 2021 at 12:01 pm | #

    “You slighted me, therefore it is YOUR responsibility to remove yourself from MY life!”

    Get over yourself, Billie.

  67. Wakeangel2001
    Wakeangel2001
    February 26, 2021 at 12:29 pm | #

    so this is what happens when 2 tsunderes hook up, baka

  68. Alaric
    Alaric
    February 26, 2021 at 12:39 pm | #

    So, it was something Ruth did? Someone should check whether Jennifer still has both her femurs.

  69. SolomonK
    SolomonK
    February 26, 2021 at 1:00 pm | #

    Maybe Asher will date them both! Golly, which one will he ask to the big dance?

  70. Throwatron
    Throwatron
    February 26, 2021 at 1:36 pm | #

    Billie looks so dehumanized dressed like this and I’d feel so bad if she weren’t doing it to herself.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 26, 2021 at 1:47 pm | #

      What?

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        February 26, 2021 at 4:58 pm | #

        I would very much like to second this. What?

    • milu
      milu
      February 26, 2021 at 8:12 pm | #

      Sounds like something right out of The Devil Wears Prada, lol/ew

  71. Seregiel
    Seregiel
    February 26, 2021 at 2:05 pm | #

    With Ruth on this one… I’d never even have thought about dropping a course just because an ex might be in it, regardless of who was at fault or what occurred. They didn’t even have to interact until Billie confronted, and it could have just been a “can we make this work/ avoid each other as much as possible?” rather than a THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

  72. bcb
    bcb
    February 26, 2021 at 2:41 pm | #

    Exes can end up in the same class together. It happens. This is going to be Becky’s favorite class.

  73. Oberon
    Oberon
    February 26, 2021 at 5:46 pm | #

    “You remember what happened.”
    Wait, what happened?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 26, 2021 at 6:09 pm | #

      Ruth ate the last tapioca pudding and didn’t buy more when she went grocery shopping.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        February 26, 2021 at 6:57 pm | #

        Well, that’s unforgivable. I need to find a new favorite.

      • RowenMorland
        RowenMorland
        February 26, 2021 at 9:35 pm | #

        Don’t break up with someone for that. Just use most of your limited time jumps to repeatedly go back and eat that pudding first.

  74. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 26, 2021 at 7:36 pm | #

    I’m reminded of another comic.
    http://wapsisquare.com/comic/waitaminute/
    The emotion is the same, “They’re talking!”

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