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by David M Willis on June 7, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – As Long As It's Free
└ Tags: amazi-girl, carla, malaya, marcie, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 7, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    …

    popcorn.gif

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      June 7, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      ….

      popcorn.jpg

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 7, 2021 at 2:33 am | #

        …

        popcorn.mid

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 7, 2021 at 2:53 am | #

          😍

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          June 7, 2021 at 4:21 pm | #

          …
          popcorn.chef

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

    • Brighter Side
      Brighter Side
      June 7, 2021 at 1:18 pm | #

      Popcorn is the best snack when watching roller derby.

    • Ray
      Ray
      June 8, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      popcorn.metal
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O775dHUHxLs

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 7, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Could be worse. Could be doing the “Hewwo, what’s dis? OWO” thing.

    That might trigger an instinctive violent reaction though, and Carla’s too smart to risk it. There’s “obnoxious” and there’s “must kill”, and she knows where the line is.

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 7, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Roller derby sports tournament arc go!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 7, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      Place yer bets!

      My money’s on…wait, does Roller Derby have team names? Are Sal and them just “Purple Team”?

      ..Can we call them the Purple Parrots, like in Legends of the Hidden Temple?

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        June 7, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

        Admittedly don’t know anything about roller derby but I think it’s a safe bet they have a team name, even if it’s not official. Until we know it Purple Parrots in my head canon!

        • Whirlwitch
          Whirlwitch
          June 7, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

          There are definitely team names in roller derby, also player names. Puns abound, as do innuendoes.

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            June 7, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

            I think the players of most sports have names.

            Except for Cricket. Due to an obscure act of parliament in 1593, all cricketers must share the name “Cyril” or be sent to the tower.

            • Jamie
              Jamie
              June 7, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

              This is still true in countries without towers.

              • Thag Simmons
                Thag Simmons
                June 7, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

                What countries don’t have Towers?

                Fairly common form of construction as I understand it.

                • DonDueed
                  DonDueed
                  June 7, 2021 at 6:21 am | #

                  Munchkin land, for one.

                • Ntrovert
                  Ntrovert
                  June 7, 2021 at 10:10 am | #

                  Nearly ALL countries have towers. It’s just that some of them are Fawlty…

            • AbacusWizard
              AbacusWizard
              June 7, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

              W.G. Grace broke this rule, but Parliament decreed (after a very long and heated debate) that he was just so badass that he could not be punished for it.

            • Dean
              Dean
              June 7, 2021 at 7:16 am | #

              These days, they mostly pronounce it with a silent ‘Cyril’.

          • davidbreslin101
            davidbreslin101
            June 7, 2021 at 2:06 pm | #

            Can confirm that derby names are a thing. Also, you can pick any number you want. Which is why there’s a player in Cambridge who goes by “04 Fox Sake.”

      • Chris (the other one)
        Chris (the other one)
        June 7, 2021 at 6:40 am | #

        Galasso’s Gals?

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        June 7, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

        The “No Cat Smiles” team. Their faces show all business.

      • Mike
        Mike
        June 7, 2021 at 11:01 am | #

        Bloomington has the Bleeding Heart Roller Derby, but they don’t wear purple (as far as I’m aware).

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      June 7, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

      On that, it’s interesting that it’s Amazi-girl doing roller-derby, not Amber. (or both)

      Oh tags and your mysterious implications.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 7, 2021 at 2:55 am | #

        Amazigirl and Roller Derby action. So looking forward to this.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        June 7, 2021 at 3:05 am | #

        I didn’t even realize it was Amazi-Girl until I checked the tags. Been a year since we last saw her two weeks from now (and a year short a day discounting flashbacks, or a year plus a month discounting blue-tinted panels), so I’d forgotten to check for the cheek blushes.

  4. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    June 7, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    And thus begins this book’s fifth chapter, the first time we’ve gotten one since 2012. 😛

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      June 7, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

      Since the second volume, that’s pretty amazing.

  5. crow
    crow
    June 7, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    I was literally just thinking about how I miss roller derby before I went to check this comic.

    • Johan
      Johan
      June 7, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      Right but hey the WFTDA guideline have been downloaded 1,100 times.

  6. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    June 7, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    I believe that yesterday someone sarcastically asked for the next arc to be Malaya focused

    This wish has been granted.

    • Nayann Martinelli
      Nayann Martinelli
      June 7, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      That’s why you don’t play around with monkey’s paws!

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        June 7, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

        I mean I’m very happy with this development, so I’m glad that they did.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          June 7, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

          I never got the sheer degree to which some people hate Malaya. I unironically like them as a character.

          • Imogen
            Imogen
            June 7, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

            It honestly feels like they take Malaya literally to an extent they never take a character like Joyce literally. I get the same feeling about Roz. Like, Malaya or Roz or Joyce will say something that we’re obviously supposed to read as, “Okay, they’re being slightly over-the-top for comedy’s sake.” Like Malaya calling Sal an animal hater, Joyce’s “I just stumped an atheist” moment, etc. But people get so mad at Malaya.

            I think Malaya’s fun! I think they’re funny and prickly, and sure, they’re a jerk, but I find their brand of jerkiness – where they mostly react to other people’s hostility, like a cactus – a lot more pleasant than, say, Mike’s or Booster’s.

            • Jenn
              Jenn
              June 7, 2021 at 2:03 am | #

              I think for me, it’s that characters like Joyce have more depth and generally actually care about the people around them, even if they do dumb things in the process. Whereas Malaya comes across as just… a conceited, self-important asshole without much character depth. She’s not even funny in her assholery, generally.

              I think a better point of comparison than Joyce might be Mike. Mike was also really just an asshole without a lot of character depth. Why do many people (myself included) like him and not Malaya? Is it because he was more frequently funny in his assholery? Was he actually? What makes the difference between a loveable asshole and an insufferable asshole?

              • Dawn T
                Dawn T
                June 7, 2021 at 2:09 am | #

                I don’t particularly like Mike or Malaya, but I have to say Malaya is better simply because she has an iguana. Reptiles are cool.

                • milu
                  milu
                  June 7, 2021 at 5:48 am | #

                  Amen u_u

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  June 7, 2021 at 9:01 am | #

                  I actually believe that Fuckface would be too Mary Sue if he weren’t paired with an asshole like Malaya. Having a foil as his owner gives him a source of conflict and drama, making his story more interesting.

                  This story IS about Fuckface, in case you hadn’t figured it out yet.

                • milu
                  milu
                  June 7, 2021 at 10:15 am | #

                  yeah, i love how subtly he’s written.
                  like he’s barely even there, but you can tell he is just everywhere in all these small, understated ways. His presence really underpins and justifies the entire baroque fresco of minor characters, your Beckies, your Walkies. Honestly, all the humans are almost transparent plot tools serving to evoke themes and values that highlight the infinite nuances of the narrative of Fuckface.

                  i could go on forever, but well.

            • Rabisch
              Rabisch
              June 7, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

              Malaya used to behave thinking she was better that others, because others were fake and she not. That’s the same way of thinking of Mary. It’s not weird people disliked her. But then she discovered to be a fake too and start to be in a relationship with Marcie. I think she’s a better person now.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                June 7, 2021 at 1:29 pm | #

                Mary’s problem isn’t that she thinks people are fake, Mary’s problem is she’s a bigoted asshole who thinks everyone but her is a sinner going to hell. One’s the problem of an edgy, slightly hipster-y teenager who’s struggling with the closet and the other is a serious problem.

                • Rabisch
                  Rabisch
                  June 7, 2021 at 5:24 pm | #

                  And Mary could even be able to find very dangerouse grup of supporter.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  June 7, 2021 at 6:46 pm | #

                  Yeeeeep. Everyone was very worried her church was going to harass the hell out of Carla during their dorm fight.

          • Cmasta1992
            Cmasta1992
            June 7, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

            Malaya is Mike with no redeeming qualities and Mike didn’t have any until right at the end.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              June 7, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

              Mike had self driven purpose and acted with integrity and consideration. I respect your opinion, but I disagree that he had no redeeming qualities before his end.

              • He Who Abides
                He Who Abides
                June 7, 2021 at 7:26 am | #

                Mike treated everyone else like his own personal litter boxes, and yet a depressing number of people here kept (and still keep) making excuses for him. Malaya is harmless by comparison, and dunks on Mary as a bonus.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  June 7, 2021 at 12:34 pm | #

                  I can’t explain why people defended Mike – other than spillover from Walkyverse fans or his own suggestion.

                  For a long time Malaya was a minor character only seen in opposition to more popular characters and with almost nothing in the way of positive characteristics – she liked Marcie (but was oblivious) and we could appreciate her nasty side when she dunked on Mary, but that was really it. There wasn’t much reason to like her.

                • Regalli
                  Regalli
                  June 7, 2021 at 8:04 pm | #

                  In addition to thejeff’s comment re: Malaya, they were introduced in the Walkyverse as a new potential love interest to Leslie after she and Robin broke up, which almost certainly didn’t win her any fans, either. Malaya was weirdly hated there as well, in ways Mike never was. Sure, they were lower-stakes and thus more realistically dickish, but the degree of hate always seemed disproportionate. (And then we once again come back to Mike’s suggested reason why people let him off the hook.)

                  That said, I am hoping this arc shows Malaya had some nice character growth over the break, especially since we know they figured out some gender stuff that may have been causing some underlying issues in assuming everyone was a faker. (The mental health issues that made more sense after realizing ‘wait there IS a gendered component to my bodily dysphoria!’ are numerous and surprising.) Plenty of ways to be a low-grade jackass while not being quite as aggro.

              • Delicious Taffy
                Delicious Taffy
                June 7, 2021 at 2:09 pm | #

                Yeah and Vegeta hugged his son that one time right before he exploded to take out Majin Buu. Come to think of it, neither of them managed to do more than temporarily inconvenience the bad guy, and said villain also ended up killing the parent of a protagonist.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              June 7, 2021 at 1:57 pm | #

              I’m gonna “say the quiet part out loud”, so to speak, and share my theory. Malaya’s got rockin’ curves and a sweet ass, and a lot of people are willing to forgive a lot more based purely on that.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                June 7, 2021 at 4:37 pm | #

                Nah, if that were true, Malaya would be more popular than Mike, which has never been the case. Mike’s always been more popular, though Malaya’s gaining her fans lately.

          • DailyBrad
            DailyBrad
            June 7, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

            Malaya isn’t a fave or anything, but they’re interesting and it’s been a while.

            • Cmasta1992
              Cmasta1992
              June 7, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

              Malaya is nothing but long sullen silences followed by mean comments followed by more sullen silence.

              • RassilonTDavros
                RassilonTDavros
                June 7, 2021 at 12:52 pm | #

                Malaya is nothing but death… and crime… and the rage of a beast.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  June 7, 2021 at 6:47 pm | #

                  I got that reference and it made me laugh.

          • Norah
            Norah
            June 7, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

            I like them as a character in a comic strip. I might not feel the same if I had to be around them or room with them like Sal.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            June 7, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

            Malaya needs something to contribute to the story besides indifference. Maybe the roller derby subplot will let her flex some previously unseen leadership skills.

          • Airyu
            Airyu
            June 7, 2021 at 4:34 am | #

            I like them too! They’re honestly up there with Dina for me and I want to know more about them. People seem to like Carla and Becky a lot but I find them obnoxious af. Some tastes are just unpopular here *shruggie*

          • zee
            zee
            June 7, 2021 at 10:01 am | #

            Eh, someone who constantly calls other people fake phoney fakers and dedicates themselves to exposing how fake someone else is is really annoying. I especially felt annoyed when they shone a light in sal’s face, that just felt relatable for some reason

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            June 7, 2021 at 1:32 pm | #

            I love Malaya. Have since Shortpacked. I unironically squealed when I got to her DOA debut because of her and Carla. At the time, I liked her more than I liked Sal (obviously that’s changed). She’s a grump and a snob though so I can kinda see why people don’t like her.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        June 7, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

        That or they were a patreon that was trying to sneak in a spoiler! That’s what I’d do if I was part of the early access squad. Cleverly try to sprinkle in spoilers as guesses and hunches. Gee, wouldn’t it be wild if Ethan showed up in tomorrow’s strip with his new Bully Maguire design and an obnoxious boyfriend everybody immediately hates?!

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          June 7, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

          I mean Willis has been posting teasers for this Derby arc for a while.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            June 7, 2021 at 2:42 am | #

            Even last night.

            And everybody can see the middle three panels of the next strip on the Patreon, paying customer or not. They’re blurred until they’re illegible but still just clear enough that you can tell who shows up.

            • RassilonTDavros
              RassilonTDavros
              June 7, 2021 at 11:35 am | #

              …debating whether I want to know the identity of this mystery character or not. I have a decent guess, though.

        • Cmasta1992
          Cmasta1992
          June 7, 2021 at 1:01 am | #

          I’m not a Patron. I don’t respect spoilers. I’m just an idiot.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            June 7, 2021 at 4:37 pm | #

            It doesn’t matter, Willis bans for spoilers if he catches you. We’re sworn to secrecy on patreon.

    • Cmasta1992
      Cmasta1992
      June 7, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      It was me and I am absolutely SICK

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        June 7, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

        I mean I’m not complaining. This seems like it’ll be a good arc.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      June 7, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

      Thag! I heard you got thagomized! I’m glad that rumors of your demise were exaggerated!!

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      June 7, 2021 at 4:28 am | #

      Normally I’m against more Malaya, but since this is a roller derby arc I might be ok with this.

  7. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    June 7, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    I can hardly wait for them to show off their sheer moxy!!!

  8. NotThatDrew
    NotThatDrew
    June 7, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Totally down for some roller derby and Carla antics

  9. Prime_pm
    Prime_pm
    June 7, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    You know, it’s times like this I forget she was a talking car.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 7, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      You can take the car out of the girl but you can’t…well I suppose you can take a girl out of a car pretty easily, actually. There’s doors, she can just let herself out. Unless the child lock’s engaged, sometimes it’s quicker to just go around and open the door if you can’t remember which switch.

      You can take the car out of the girl but she can’t take herself out of the car if the child lock’s engaged!

  10. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    June 7, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Yay, Marcie’s back! It’s been almost two years since we last saw her! And almost one since we last saw Amazi-Girl, so I’m curious to see how she’s developed.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      June 7, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      Also Carla’s got a star on her shoulder now! Wrong shoulder to be the Joestar birthmark, and I doubt it was an intentional reference to that on Willis’ part, but I can absolutely see Carla deliberately screwing up the reference to annoy people.

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        June 7, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

        “I remember now… Someone else has a birthmark just like that on the side of their neck. Know anyone like that?

      • Michael Steamweed
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        June 7, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

        Good eyes! I had to zoom in and enhance about 5 times to make that out.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 7, 2021 at 2:45 am | #

        Willis said it’s just a sticker, back when the roller derby character models were dropping on Twitter.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          June 7, 2021 at 2:51 am | #

          Tattoos are just… nature’s stickers.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            June 7, 2021 at 5:21 am | #

            Ouch-y stickers that don’t come off.

  11. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 7, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    It’s interesting that Malaya is apparently the team captain. Mostly because that means Sal has to listen to her!

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      June 7, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

      Hahaha. “has to” May or may not choose to, but Sal doesn’t have to roll at all. Like not rolling on the shabbos. That Sal chooses to tolerate Malaya is only out of her desire to hang with Marcie.

    • polerin
      polerin
      June 7, 2021 at 11:29 am | #

      (high level roller derby nerdery starts, can’t help) Honestly the fact she’s setting jam strategy doesn’t mean that she’s the captain. It varies team to team, but many teams have a “track lead” or “qb” position that is shot caller. A lot of the time you’ll see a pack prepping for the next jam in the pit, and that is often a collaborative back and forth with all of the skaters including the jammer.

      ..

      Also this tactic is SUPER common for power jams where one team has their jammer in the box. It’s a bait and sweep ;P

  12. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    June 7, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    *plays “Gogetem” from Little Big Planet 2 on Voxola PR-76*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      June 7, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Better you than me…I was thinking Rob Zombie.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        June 7, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

        Who’s that?

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          June 7, 2021 at 2:52 am | #

          ….kids these days

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 8, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      Dammit, beat me to it. I was going to go with “Ole” by Pearl Jam (which I can totally imagine being music for Carla skating circles around the other team), and then flee for dear punning life.

      (Before I decided on Pearl Jam, it was going to be Marley’s “Jammin”.)

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        June 8, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

        …. woops, posted in the wrong place.

  13. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    June 7, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Super interesting that he tags amazi-girl instead of amber. Can’t wait to see how that’s developed

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      June 7, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      It was established after the timeskip that AG no longer fights crime, so assuming she’s still friends with Amber, this is the outlet that allows them to maintain a functional relationship

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      June 7, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      It kind of looks like AG’s wearing eye makeup or paint under her visor. I think that counts as a mask! Personally I think if Amber were here she’d be sitting in the stands not watching the game but her phone instead of actually playing.

      • Proto_Eevee
        Proto_Eevee
        June 7, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

        Amber was tagged when they were practicing before, so why wouldn’t she be willing to play now?

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          June 7, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

          Amber’s characterization post arc has been almost completely detached. (Probably a result of Mike’s death and Ethan turning heel and ghosting her) Also as mentioned above it’s been established that derby is AG’s outlet now.

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/01-this-bright-millennium/odd/

          I’m not saying Ambs would freeze up if she was put on the spot but derby doesn’t seem like her thing. Her phone is her thing.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            June 7, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

            I meant to say “timeskip” not “arc” but I think it still makes sense.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          June 7, 2021 at 7:36 am | #

          It is interesting that it was Amber who first got involved with roller derby, but AG now. Not sure what to make of that.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        June 7, 2021 at 1:33 pm | #

        If there’s no blush (the two red spots) on her face, it’s AG.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 7, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

      Kinda suspecting we’ll get an alternative name for her soon, since she’s not a vigilante anymore.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        June 7, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

        Not sure if I agree, but if so then I think “Maisie” would be a good choice.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          June 7, 2021 at 1:36 am | #

          A girl can still be a fighter even if she does not fight crime.

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 7, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

            A girl can still be amazing even if she does not fight crime. FTFY.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          June 7, 2021 at 3:50 am | #

          Seconded on the suggestion, assuming we’re giving her a “regular” name.

  14. Dara
    Dara
    June 7, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaay roller-derby! and amazi-girl!

  15. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 7, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    I mean, how could you forget, Sal?

  16. Cmasta1992
    Cmasta1992
    June 7, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    When I commented about Malaya yesterday I WASN’T SERIOUS WILLIS. Damn!

    • Tarkara
      Tarkara
      June 7, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      I IMMEDIATLY thought of your comment

      • Cmasta1992
        Cmasta1992
        June 7, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

        I have never been more irritated to be right in my entire life. This is horrible

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 7, 2021 at 2:40 am | #

          Points and laughs.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      June 7, 2021 at 5:42 pm | #

      Oh no, your hubris!

  17. Carla's #2 Fan
    Carla's #2 Fan
    June 7, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

    Yas! Carla time! So excited for roller derby!

  18. Nyx
    Nyx
    June 7, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

    That tattoo tho 0.0

  19. Mordecai
    Mordecai
    June 7, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

    I was drinking water and legit almost did a spit-take in happiness at seeing Amazi-Girl

  20. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    June 7, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

    Finally, we get to see the results of what I’d assumed to be months of roller derby practice for Amber and Sal.

  21. Bunny
    Bunny
    June 7, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    The bad Sean Connery accent made me spit-take.

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      June 7, 2021 at 3:41 am | #

      Today I realized a bad Sean Connery accent is indistinguishable from talking with your mouth guard in. That’s entertaining

      • polerin
        polerin
        June 7, 2021 at 11:44 am | #

        I mean I bet that’s a regional thing because I tend to just sound even more southern. 😛

        That said dang if talking with a mouthguard in isn’t a real learned skill 😛

      • StClair
        StClair
        June 7, 2021 at 10:56 pm | #

        That’s what I thought it was, never considered otherwise until I read this comment. Huh.

  22. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 7, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

    This strip, surprisingly, fills me with hope.
    I hope Sal and AG manage to vent their violent urges appropriately.
    I hope Walky is there, being a good brother and friend, maybe with Lucy and/or Booster in tow.
    I hope Joyce and Becky are there being predictably cheerful and goofy.
    I hope we catch a glimpse of Ethan off in a corner, unable to resist showing some form of support.
    I even hope Danny shows up sans ukulele.
    I anticipate much based off this first strip. Here’s hoping the next strip or two doesn’t immediately go to Jacob in his dorm room reflecting on how his life isn’t going as planned.

  23. WanderingLynx
    WanderingLynx
    June 7, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

    I’ve been waiting for this storyline! ;w; Even if it means I have to put up with Malaya. I’m glad for Sal and Amber, though it seems it’s AG doing the driving?

    (Also: Nice tattoo, Sal! You did say the spider was looking a tad too sparse and lonely by its own. TURN IT INTO A SLEEVE GO GO GO)

    • Seutibeun
      Seutibeun
      June 7, 2021 at 12:55 am | #

      Oh wait! I stand corrected, someone HAS commented about the tattoo, glad I’m not the only one who noticed, or at the least, cared enough about it to mention it

  24. Seutibeun
    Seutibeun
    June 7, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

    Surprised that nobody has commented on the Sal new tattoo reveal yet.
    Lowkey I’ve been wondering about that ever since the timeskip hit, since she had mentioned thinking about getting a sleeve relatively shortly beforehand, and every appearance after the skip has been long-sleeved until now

  25. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    June 7, 2021 at 12:54 am | #

    So a few years ago I wanted to learn about roller derby, but trying to read the Wikipedia page about it just left me as confused as cricket. Anyone have any suggestions on readings or videos that would work well as a quick introduction to the basics?

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      June 7, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

      This is gonna sound terrible, but an adequate *start* would be to watch “Whip It”.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      June 7, 2021 at 1:27 am | #

      “Kansas City Bomber” is also a good point.  And even if you don’t learn anything about roller derby, it’s still got a 31-year-old Racquel Welch as one of the skaters, so it’s still a win.

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        June 7, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

        100% agreed

    • polerin
      polerin
      June 7, 2021 at 11:31 am | #

      Well, for modern flat track roller derby, if you want to actually understand the tactics, rules, etc? I did a video that goes into WAY too much depth but will give you a good basis for it. search “how to watch roller derby as a fan” on youtube.

    • Pizzasgood
      Pizzasgood
      June 7, 2021 at 3:41 pm | #

      Oversimplified, it’s a race between two people who each have a crew of four ruffians backing them up by getting in their opponent’s way. The racers are called jammers (signified by wearing a star on their helmet cover) and the rest of their gang are called blockers. The blockers are required to stay within a certain distance of each other so that they form a pack, and points are awarded when the jammer laps the pack.

      Getting into a bit more detail, each of these races is called a jam, and a game of roller derby consist of as many jams as it takes to fill up two thirty minute periods. The jam begins with the jammers behind the pack, and the first jammer to make it through the back becomes the “lead jammer,” giving them the ability to end the jam early if they want. Otherwise the jam continues for two minutes. Beside the jammer, the team also has one blocker with a striped helmet cover marking them as the pivot. The jammer can swap roles with the pivot mid-jam by passing their star helmet cover to them. The team can also reassign roles and change who is fielded during the brief gaps between jams (they can have up to fifteen members, but only five can be on the track at a time). Improper blocking (with hands, elbows, head, feet, or contact above the shoulders or below the thigh, or from behind a person), going out of bounds, or other rules violations can land you a stint in the penalty box or get you ejected from the game.

      Disclaimer: I don’t actually play or watch roller derby and only know anything about it due to researching it for a side character in a book I’m writing. I’ve double-checked against Wikipedia since it’s been a couple years, but at the end of the day this is only my laypizza’s understanding of things so I could be a little off in the details.

      • polerin
        polerin
        June 8, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

        Honestly? For a layperson that’s a WELL above average description of the sport. You should give the wftda champs a shot on YT, you’ve got enough to understand the basics 😉

  26. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    June 7, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

    This is gonna have a ton of links, so who knows how long it’ll take to get approved, but here goes anyway. Fun Fact!

    Carla’s, Sal’s and Malaya’s jersey numbers (87, 93, and 11) are references to the years that Willis first created each of them: 1987, 1993, and 2011 respectively. Marcie’s number (71) is a reference to the year the Peanuts character of the same name made her debut. I’m less certain about this last one, but Amazi-Girl’s number (113) would spell out A113 if the A from her crimefighting outfit were present, so unless it’s a Transformers thing I’m not familiar with then I’m betting that’s it!

  27. brionl
    brionl
    June 7, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

    AFACIT, it’s just an excuse for athletic semi-scantily clad women to zip around bashing into each other.

    OTOH, my cousin who lives in Santa Cruz, CA is a real 60’s throw-back hippy love child, and her daughter does roller derby. She (the daughter) demonstrated a hip check on me, even though I politely demurred.

    • JBento
      JBento
      June 7, 2021 at 6:43 am | #

      I hate that I live in a timeline where there needs to be an excuse for THAT.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        June 7, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

        Any excuse is good enough for this…. Y’know, I used to put “guy” there, but I’m not sure what the new equivalent is. Maybe it’s about time to stop being too worried about other people seeing my search history and start synchronizing my vocabulary to match my real self. It’s been like a year and a half, at least.

        • milu
          milu
          June 7, 2021 at 5:47 pm | #

          EMBRACE THE SEARCH HISTORY
          fwiw at the moment i think of you as a burgersexual genderN/A so, you know

          if you can’t live your truth (or indeed, any lie you please) on “The Net”
          THEN WHERE

          PS you’re very funny today, please keep making jokes
          pPPS notwithstanding being tragically inaccurate about Malaya

          ..wait no i actually agree with your take on malaya (the part where we like her because she’s hot) (also i like her because she’s garbage) (HOT garbage)

          ok

    • Chris (the other one)
      Chris (the other one)
      June 7, 2021 at 7:50 am | #

      No, I must, respectfully, diagree…. an excuse for athletic semi-scantily clad women to zip around bashing into each other….

      That would be the Extreme Football League, aka Legends Football League, aka Lingerie Football League….

    • polerin
      polerin
      June 7, 2021 at 11:32 am | #

      Nope, and most of us aren’t all that scantily clad any more, though not that there’s anything wrong with that. Roller derby is one of the most technical, nuanced, and demanding activities I’ve ever been a part of.

      (source: Ex-martial artist, world level derby skater)

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        June 7, 2021 at 12:40 pm | #

        As a non-athletic, I admit to no small amount of ignorance on the subject. To hopefully amend some of said ignorance, I have a very important question: How many rivals have you personally had “removed”? That is to say “bumped off”, “eliminated”, “violently assassinated”?

        • polerin
          polerin
          June 8, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

          Considering I play for the Texicutioners…

          😉

          (less jokingly? we really really try not to hurt each other, though it does happen)

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    June 7, 2021 at 1:29 am | #

    The chapter title seems to be a reference to Bad Romance or She’s Always a Woman. I’m betting on the latter.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 7, 2021 at 1:51 am | #

      An earlier title for the chapter was “I want your revenge”

      • Amos Batista
        Amos Batista
        June 7, 2021 at 6:51 am | #

        Yeah, I’ve figured out the title is wrong, too. I wonder if the Willis’s strip buffer is ending, and now he have to return to work here…

        • milu
          milu
          June 7, 2021 at 9:51 am | #

          there’s a little box on the left side of the page that says “Buffer watch”.
          that’s where Willis is currently at.

          soooo

          • Amos Batista
            Amos Batista
            June 7, 2021 at 11:19 am | #

            This webpage is a maze ahaha.
            I never would know about this box if you’d tell me.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        June 7, 2021 at 2:55 pm | #

        Whoops, then I lose that bet. Interesting what the song could entail for this storyline.

  29. Council
    Council
    June 7, 2021 at 1:41 am | #

    I appreciate how the added ‘h’s in Carla’s last bubble made what she said so, so much more annoying.

    • Lingo
      Lingo
      June 7, 2021 at 1:50 am | #

      Why’s she talking like that? Is she wearing a mouthguard? Is that why her mouth is blue?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 7, 2021 at 2:48 am | #

        That was my read on it.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        June 7, 2021 at 2:54 am | #

        Her mouth is blue because she’s charging a Megaflare.

        • Lingo
          Lingo
          June 8, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

          Is that a Pokemon?

  30. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 7, 2021 at 1:44 am | #

    So Carla’s the jammer. That…. makes sense on so many levels.

  31. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 7, 2021 at 1:54 am | #

    I suppose that there’s no point saying to Malaya: “Ease up, it’s only a game!”

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 7, 2021 at 1:59 am | #

      Thinking Tactically and co-ordinating your team are an important part of a lot of games

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 7, 2021 at 2:02 am | #

      I’ve gamed with some groups where those words were blasphemy.

      …. or gloating, they could also count as gloating.

    • MrSmith
      MrSmith
      June 7, 2021 at 2:51 am | #

      Games are more fun when you win, go Malaya

    • zee
      zee
      June 7, 2021 at 10:16 am | #

      I mean, no you generally wouldn’t say that to a sports team captain

  32. bcb
    bcb
    June 7, 2021 at 2:03 am | #

    What? A chapter 5? I was not expecting that. It’s been what, nine years since the last chapter 5?

  33. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    June 7, 2021 at 2:54 am | #

    It’s weird to see Malaya so smiling and confident. It’s a sport miracle! Dunno if they are a strong team, but they are a cool team! Sal’s hair are beautiful. And I can’t understand if the fact that Amazi Girl is one of the players is a good thing or not.

  34. RedCat
    RedCat
    June 7, 2021 at 4:30 am | #

    I miss going to watch roller derbies with my friend.

  35. Keulen
    Keulen
    June 7, 2021 at 4:38 am | #

    I don’t know much about roller derby, but this sounds like it could be interesting. Especially with this group as a team, and apparently it’s Amazi-Girl playing with them, not Amber.

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 7, 2021 at 6:04 am | #

    It isn’t going to happen, but I’d love for Joyce and a bunch of the other girls acting as unofficial cheerleaders under Jennifer’s direction.

  37. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 7, 2021 at 6:40 am | #

    I really like Malaya in a team leader position.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 7, 2021 at 7:39 am | #

      I mean, it helps that it’s not for a team I’m part of, but still.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        June 7, 2021 at 11:52 am | #

        Seriously.

  38. JBento
    JBento
    June 7, 2021 at 6:45 am | #

    Scantily-clad athletic girls? Sign me up for this arc, and I’ll take ten.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      June 7, 2021 at 7:58 am | #

      You and Thea over a GWS. Of course, Thea hit the jackpot with that arc.

  39. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    June 7, 2021 at 6:53 am | #

    Is Amazi-Girl using a mask under her visor? And the most important of all questions: she will use her Christian Bale’s rasp voice, too?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 7, 2021 at 8:43 am | #

      That big drip on her cheek suggests it’s makeup or paint.

  40. MacareuxMoine
    MacareuxMoine
    June 7, 2021 at 7:12 am | #

    So Sal, Carla and Amber/AG are allowed to play with the big girls now.

    • Amos Batista
      Amos Batista
      June 7, 2021 at 11:29 am | #

      hell yeah

  41. Chris (the other one)
    Chris (the other one)
    June 7, 2021 at 7:56 am | #

    I dunno, Sal’s kind of thin to be a blocker… AG is thicc, so she’ll protecc, but Sal? I dunno…

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      June 7, 2021 at 9:20 am | #

      Sal is tol, she’ll do it oll.

      • milu
        milu
        June 7, 2021 at 9:54 am | #

        omg the internet

      • zee
        zee
        June 7, 2021 at 10:18 am | #

        Isn’t she like 5’6/5’4?

        • a/snow/mous/e
          a/snow/mous/e
          June 7, 2021 at 11:46 am | #

          carla’s tol. marcie’s smol. sal is cool… which also ends in “ol” so it’s an eye rhyme i guess
          eye rhymes are misdemeanors.

    • polerin
      polerin
      June 7, 2021 at 11:38 am | #

      I mean I know plenty of skinny blockers at all levels of play. ;P

  42. hof1991
    hof1991
    June 7, 2021 at 8:55 am | #

    Love the move to roller derby but I still want to know if Dina ripped clothes off of Walky and Lucy. That’s what happened to Amber, so I had my hopes up.

  43. Deanatay
    Deanatay
    June 7, 2021 at 9:18 am | #

    Amber: Sometimes I disassociate and fi-

    AG: Hnngh. Play roller derby.

    Richard: Those… are definitely some words.

    Sal: Honestly, it’s mostly the same thing.

  44. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    June 7, 2021 at 9:53 am | #

    Now this seems promising

    • Alex
      Alex
      June 7, 2021 at 10:47 am | #

      Indeed! I was just wondering what everyone’s favorite roller derby team has been up to.

  45. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    June 7, 2021 at 11:11 am | #

    Man, I continue to not really like Malaya but also respect how she’s the only one who calls out how unbearable people in this strip can be.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      June 7, 2021 at 1:00 pm | #

      But Sal’s doing the calling out, here.

    • milu
      milu
      June 7, 2021 at 1:04 pm | #

      panel 3? that was Sal. please carry on having your own (incorrect) feelings about Malaya

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      June 7, 2021 at 5:40 pm | #

      Malaya has spent the vast majority of her screentime bugging the shit out of Sal for her perceived shittiness.

      Do you also like Mike?

      • milu
        milu
        June 7, 2021 at 6:01 pm | #

        you talking to me?

        to be honest i’m trolling a bit. i like pretty much all characters equally?? i do experience strong likes and dislikes towards fictional people, but apparently not in DOA.

        to me they all feel like fundamentally decent people, some of them with somewhat extreme personalities, but they feel written sympathetically, and i think i tend to align with (what i perceive to be) the author’s tenderness towards their characters, generally.

        i also tend not to strongly dislike anyone irl so surely that’s also why.

        but also, Malaya is objectively awesome and you are wrong. =P

  46. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    June 7, 2021 at 12:19 pm | #

    Why does it feel like a Joan Jett song is about to start?

  47. Smooti
    Smooti
    June 7, 2021 at 1:40 pm | #

    i’m so pumped for this. more carla, more malaya, hell yes

  48. Roborat
    Roborat
    June 7, 2021 at 4:44 pm | #

    Was hoping we would get to see Skinny Mini Miller, but she is probably in the Seniors tour by now.

  49. Merle
    Merle
    June 7, 2021 at 6:02 pm | #

    Fact: Roller derby is awesome.

  50. Axel
    Axel
    June 7, 2021 at 7:30 pm | #

    Considering she had to start in a separate beginner’s group, Amber (and maybe Sal and Carla? I know they roller skated but idk if they were into roller derby before) must have learned quick to be able to join Marcie and Malaya’s team in such a short time. I know there was a time skip but that’s still only a couple months, and that included winter break, when at least some of them went home for a bit.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      June 7, 2021 at 9:34 pm | #

      Amber, Sal and Carla joined together. Maybe some of the other girls graduated?

      • Axel
        Axel
        June 8, 2021 at 10:33 pm | #

        I more meant that Sal and Carla might already have experience, so it’s not necessarily as notable that they progressed in this time.

        As well as graduating (since not many people graduate in the winter), it might be that some of the others quit, or just quit playing competitions, because it’s their final term and they need to get those credits to graduate and not be distracted

        I typed that then realized you probably meant they graduated from Marcie et al’s age or difficulty range.

  51. HeatherJean
    HeatherJean
    June 7, 2021 at 9:58 pm | #

    Does Dumbiverse Indiana have any rules against transwomen competing in women’s sports? This could get dicey.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      June 7, 2021 at 11:29 pm | #

      According to Sal, back in a 2014 strip, they wouldn’t care. (I qualify that with “back in a 2014 strip” because the sliding timescale might well affect things like this.)

      • HeatherJean
        HeatherJean
        June 8, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

        Not asking about the skaters, but about goverments, and/or whatever group makes the rules for the local roller derby.

        • MintyAndee
          MintyAndee
          June 8, 2021 at 2:50 pm | #

          The governing body for Women’s Flat Track Derby has always allowed for trans players. It’s one of the reasons it’s not an Olympic Sport and why they ended their broadcast agreement with C-Span.

      • HeatherJean
        HeatherJean
        June 8, 2021 at 5:37 pm | #

        To clarify, since non-USAns may not be aware of it, various levels of various local governments here are currently busy passing, or trying to figure out how to enforce, laws against transwomen competing in women’s sports.

    • flower system
      flower system
      June 13, 2021 at 11:31 pm | #

      the wftda has it’s own bylaws surrounding this. denying trans women can lose you your certification and bar you from official bouts

  52. flower system
    flower system
    June 13, 2021 at 11:29 pm | #

    Willissssssss you’re gonna make me miss derby again

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
i love when mary worth is not having a normal one
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2h
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yeah the subtle color difference is takaratomy films their identical product under warm lights
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I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
Still from an episode of Columbo. He is is a restaurant kitchen next to a woman in red. Closed caption reads “That smells like beef. Is that beef?”
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Jason @jason1749.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
Trying to talk myself out of making A Choice.
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boycotting Hasbro until they stop using semicolons like this
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
TYPICALLY featuring cheddar and parmesan? do you not know what you're putting in there????
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Optimus Prime broke down and cried on the set of "Transformers" (2007) due to the extensive use of green screen filming. He reportedly said, "This is not why I became an actor."
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Guys it's only $1.99!!!! DELUXE edition!
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So he's been playing Jiggly Ball.
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jesus christ how many studio series leader class guys are there next year and the year after probably also
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Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.
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Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
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Hasbro making my customs real Part II! (Part I was Fangry)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
look how incredibly photoshopped these lower legs are they definitely lassoed that lower leg color and desaturated it in post
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Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
hey look, ABS vs nylon vs paint perfect example in comparative light absorbing qualities
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
they managed to get the arms and thighs to be different grays, which I wasn't sure they'd be able to do, the way the mold's set up though maybe they're just producing a lot of extra thighs and/or arms in the wrong colors and throwing those away, i dunno
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Takara Transformers Dramatic Capture Series Decepticons Part 1 (Thundercracker & Reflector) is up for preorder at HLJ (¥13,950) - bit.ly/43uIcEm
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Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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