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by David M Willis on July 2, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – As Long As It's Free
└ Tags: jason, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 2, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    “The safeword is Oloroso sherry butts”

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      July 2, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      “oh wait, it’s supposed to be a word that would never be used in the context of intercourse”

      …

      “love“

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        July 2, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

        Jesus Christ, Ana.

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 2, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

          No, that’s 3 words.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          July 2, 2021 at 7:35 am | #

          Avatar is bullseye for the comment.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        July 2, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

        👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

      • HeatherJean
        HeatherJean
        July 2, 2021 at 12:52 am | #

        “MEATLOAF”

        Because I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 2, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

          I simultaneously love and hate your 90s-music punning ways.

          • HeatherJean
            HeatherJean
            July 2, 2021 at 3:20 pm | #

            Don’t blame me:

            https://www.facebook.com/gabrielrutledgecomedy/videos/my-safeword-is-meatloaf/754384614756843/?extid=SEO—-

          • HeatherJean
            HeatherJean
            July 2, 2021 at 3:24 pm | #

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGby2IZdrKU
            probably works better. It’s an old gag, anyways.

        • Felix
          Felix
          July 2, 2021 at 9:24 am | #

          Wellp, guess it’s time to go listen to some meatloaf again…

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            July 2, 2021 at 10:14 am | #

            Oh hell yeah!

          • Charles Spencer
            Charles Spencer
            July 2, 2021 at 12:06 pm | #

            “Again”? Why would you stop?

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 2, 2021 at 1:20 am | #

        I’ve got it!

        “RRRICOLAAAAAA!!!!!”

        • Subjektivity
          Subjektivity
          July 2, 2021 at 4:28 pm | #

          I’ve definitely invoked those yodeling swiss during sexy times.

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        July 2, 2021 at 5:24 am | #

        “Now I know words can be like weapons, no matter that they’re small /
        I used three tiny words on you and then beat it down the hall / …”

        – Ferron, “Girl On a Road”

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        July 2, 2021 at 12:51 pm | #

        The thing chained to the black cavity behind my ribs is screaming, “yes, YES! Ana, let the salt melt, flow across the world, and immolate it!”

        “Some people just want to watch the world burn.”
        “I mean sure, if they’re lazy; the rest of us get up in the morning to make it happen.”

    • Kitschensyngk
      Kitschensyngk
      July 2, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      No, it’s gotta be “Pemblebrook.”

      • Chris (the other one)
        Chris (the other one)
        July 2, 2021 at 6:40 am | #

        Nah, that’s too hard to say with a ball-gag in…. what?

        • Eldritchy
          Eldritchy
          July 2, 2021 at 8:58 am | #

          You could always go with Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

    • Rainhat
      Rainhat
      July 2, 2021 at 7:22 am | #

      Seriously: “Knock it the fuck off, [realname].” Nobody’s gonna playfully faux tell me to “knock it the fuck off”.

  2. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    July 2, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Happy July 2nd Everyone!!!

    This is the date the Declaration of Independence was signed, and it’s the day we should be celebrating, but oh well….

    • K^2
      K^2
      July 2, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      Hey, we can’t start celebrating before it’s announced, or the British troops might cease us!

    • Mr D
      Mr D
      July 2, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

      Also, my B-day

      • sultryglebe
        sultryglebe
        July 2, 2021 at 1:45 am | #

        Happy birthday!

      • I am Nothing
        I am Nothing
        July 2, 2021 at 3:21 am | #

        Happy Birthday!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      July 2, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Let us celebrate by playing USA’s national anthem.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 2, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        I was thinking more along the lines of the Canadian National Anthem, but this works too!

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 2, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

          Texas Our Texas
          For reasons
          https://youtu.be/STMRklYD_G8

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 2, 2021 at 12:55 pm | #

          Given what we’ve done (and do) to our indigenous people, I’m not sure what my feelings are on our anthem right now.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 2, 2021 at 1:33 pm | #

            Which anthem are you referring to?

            At least the Canadian Anthem is something you can actually sing without having a degree in opera.

            But if you feel that way, how about “School’s Out” by Alice Cooper for the new anthem?

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              July 2, 2021 at 3:13 pm | #

              Oh yeah, I left out that detail. Canadian. We’re in the process (again) of learning even more about how horribly we treat and have treated our indigenous people.

              Given that the current hottest issue is about how many children were killed and disappeared in the residential school program, but that the program is over, that would probably be in poor taste (which I fully expect was not your intention), but I also am not in a position to know. “Hey teacher, leave them kids alone.” Is certainly apt.

              We still have a reservation system and an obscene degree of misappropriated land and insufficient respresentation for indigenous people and well, the list just goes on and I am not the right person to give this the appropriate gravity.

              • Jammy
                Jammy
                July 3, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

                History’s full of horrible details. After all, it’s about billions of people with often questionable influences or statutes. Don’t ruin yourself over the past you weren’t there to make. Learn from the good and the bad and live your life.

                • milu
                  milu
                  July 3, 2021 at 7:09 am | #

                  Demoted wasn’t talking about the past being hardcore generally but instead questioning the way colonial nation celebrate themselves to this day. to me that sounds less like getting worked up over spilt milk and more like attempting to reckon with one’s history responsibly.

            • Chris
              Chris
              July 2, 2021 at 10:31 pm | #

              If you listen to the *old* recordings, you’ll find that the USian anthem used to be much easier to sing. I blame the generations of oneupswomanship at baseball games for making it impossible.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          July 2, 2021 at 3:45 pm | #

          The Arrogant Worms song should be adopted as the national anthem.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 2, 2021 at 1:19 am | #

      Continental Congress voted for independence on the 2nd. Exact wording was ratified on the 4th. It wasn’t formally signed until August 2nd.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 2, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

        Thanks Reltzik!!!!

        Goes to show, if you think you know everything you need to know as an adult after graduating high school, enjoy that feeling while it lasts. It won’t last long.

        Besides, the holiday itself today is more than anything an excuse opportunity for MARVELOUS FIREWORKS!!!!!

        And barbeques, too!!!

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          July 2, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

          You really shouldn’t be setting fireworks off in this climate, might accidentally torch half the fucking continent

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 2, 2021 at 3:43 am | #

            Just one more reason to fight climate change!

            Or invent cheap, smoke-free pyrotechnics… I’m going for the former though!

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              July 2, 2021 at 4:58 am | #

              There will always be people dumb enough to do the stupidest imaginable shit with explosives.

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              July 2, 2021 at 6:53 am | #

              Why not both dot gif.

            • SeanR
              SeanR
              July 2, 2021 at 10:01 am | #

              I’d love cheap, smoke-free pyrotechnics, but I live under a flight-line, and the pilots might think I was trying to blind them if I started bouncing lasers off the bottom of the clouds.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              July 2, 2021 at 10:21 am | #

              I like those drone swarms that can fly in formation and light up to make different shapes.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 2, 2021 at 4:38 am | #

          *grumbles about the inevitable string of inconsiderate neighbors who will be setting off fireworks after midnight for the next month*

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 2, 2021 at 8:42 am | #

            Next month? My neighbors do that sporadically ALL YEAR! I’m not kidding!

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            July 2, 2021 at 8:47 am | #

            Right? Mine started intermittently in early June. (It’s at least been less constant than last year, where the non-pyromaniac contingent of the neighborhood was starting to contemplate homicide.)

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      July 2, 2021 at 10:18 am | #

      Freedom ain’t confined to just one day, pal. This weekend is all about freedom, beer, freedom, nationalism, and completely missing the point of songs like Born in the USA and Fortunate Son.

  3. Regalli
    Regalli
    July 2, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    When Sal puts it that way, they are in fact perfect for each other, aren’t they.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 2, 2021 at 1:20 am | #

      In that they each reflect, amplify, and enable the other’s vices? Yes, perfect for each other, just the way that Ruth and Billie were perfect for each other.

      • JBento
        JBento
        July 2, 2021 at 6:40 am | #

        Heterosexual suicide pact.

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    July 2, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Every week my Daisy and Ruth ship just gets dealt another blow!

    • Shitbird
      Shitbird
      July 2, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      Same

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 2, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

      Why not a throuple? Or a quouple?

      • milu
        milu
        July 2, 2021 at 9:30 am | #

        quinple
        sexple
        heptple
        octople
        novple
        decaple

        • Risky
          Risky
          July 2, 2021 at 4:51 pm | #

          Much like decimating your decaple doesn’t actually mean what the etymology suggests (except when it does), all non-asexple groupings are sexples regardless of size.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 2, 2021 at 10:16 am | #

        Just call it a ‘ple.

        Or, fuck it, a PILE

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 2, 2021 at 12:57 pm | #

          Yes. The point is to fuck it. You are correct.

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            July 2, 2021 at 7:00 pm | #

            Okay, we might be doing ours wrong then.

  5. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    July 2, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Seriously though why did Ruth take a hostage?

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      July 2, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      Maybe that’s her new code word for her current victim “lover”-to-be?

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 2, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      It seemed like a good idea at the time?

      She doesn’t know how to express affection in non-disastrous if not actively criminal ways?

      An elaborate scheme to pit her (abusive asshole, clearly influential if not outright wealthy, controlling to the point she sees no way out) grandfather against Dargon ‘cruel captain of industry’ Chesterfield, Jason’s dad? (Also wealthy, also influential, from Jason’s mentions almost certainly also an abusive asshole, but like SO MUCH MORE WEALTHY AND INFLUENTIAL Clint will most certainly be crumpled up like scrap paper and also his name’s frickin’ DARGON.)

      Her desire for self-destruction, as evidenced by her getting drunk and torpedoing the Daisy date because Daisy could do better?

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 2, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

        It was her birthday.

        • Wagstaff
          Wagstaff
          July 2, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

          Unless we find out whether or not Jason voluntarily gave himself to Ruth, we still don’t know….

          • WanderingLynx
            WanderingLynx
            July 2, 2021 at 3:14 am | #

            I truly enjoy the imagery of “gave himself to Ruth”. Thank you :’3

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              July 2, 2021 at 9:21 am | #

              I’m having trouble picturing. @Yotomoe any chance you could bless us with a render of this so we can understand what Wags and Wynx are working with?

              • milu
                milu
                July 2, 2021 at 9:33 am | #

                Wynx!!! =3 <3*
                (*subject to to Wynx's approval)

      • Edwin I Callahan
        Edwin I Callahan
        July 2, 2021 at 8:21 am | #

        #3 on your list occurred to me as well (I posted the idea on the early release version yesterday). It’s implausible, I know, but plausibility hasn’t exactly been important in anything Willis has ever written.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 2, 2021 at 9:26 am | #

          I’m pretty dang sure it’s not the case – that would mean DEALING WITH Clint and/or Dargon, which would be terrible – but if this gets found out and she gets expelled Clint will have Opinions. So it’s not like there’s another win condition involving him here besides ‘Jason’s terrible father, whose invocation will almost certainly screw Jason over.’

          ‘Seemed like a good idea at the time’ and ‘Ruth’s inappropriate ways of expressing attraction while depressed’ are where I’m actually leaning.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 2, 2021 at 2:06 am | #

      Isn’t the point of a hostage letting others know that you have one so that they’ll hold off attacking?

  6. Shitbird
    Shitbird
    July 2, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    I don’t like the Ruth and T.A. ship tbh

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 2, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      It’s maybe not Mr. Right, but maybe she just wants Mr. Right Now.

    • Blackdrazon
      Blackdrazon
      July 2, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      The RA/TA ship.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        July 2, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

        It is A RAT of a ship.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        July 2, 2021 at 1:46 am | #

        Flip it around, and their ship can be TARA.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        July 2, 2021 at 2:10 am | #

        Ass-istants?

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        July 2, 2021 at 2:23 am | #

        They should get that inked on their arms. Then it will be a RA/TA TAT.

        • milu
          milu
          July 2, 2021 at 9:34 am | #

          respect.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 2, 2021 at 10:19 am | #

          Well, he’s an ex-TA, so it should be XTA/RA.

          Extra?

  7. DiDi
    DiDi
    July 2, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Can’t say I saw this coming…

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 2, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      words you never say to a truck.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 2, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

        Ask Ruth.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 2, 2021 at 9:22 am | #

          That got dark fast. I like it.

  8. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 2, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    I don’t like safewords. I prefer danger words. When you say it your partner intensifies.

    • Zach
      Zach
      July 2, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Green
      Yellow
      Red

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 2, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

        I dunno about that. What if one of you wants to role-play as a traffic director? Or a car? *hint* *hint*

        • WanderingLynx
          WanderingLynx
          July 2, 2021 at 3:16 am | #

          Agreeing on the meanings of the traffic director’s flag movements beforehand would work for one. And for the other… Cars beep? Or you can reeve the engine and it’d even be a pun.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 2, 2021 at 3:46 am | #

            I was thinking more along the lines of Carla, but sure!

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            July 2, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

            And who uses a checkered flag, and for what, exactly.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              July 2, 2021 at 9:29 am | #

              Someone who needs:

              To let your partner know if you reached the finish line.
              To give them permission to do so if you normally forbid them from it.
              To indicate the direction of the wind.
              Semaphor.
              A poor dazzle pattern poncho if you don’t have better camouflage.
              A blanket (or towel/don’t panic).
              To indicate the size of an adjacent object in photography.
              A drunk zebra costume.

  9. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 2, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    https://imgur.com/a/x1Oc24W
    Also a Walkyverse Billie and Joyce.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 2, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Smoosh’d.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      July 2, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      “Also”? Is there another drawing I missed?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 2, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

        I did do one yesterday.
        https://imgur.com/a/S7UxCoB

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          July 3, 2021 at 4:14 am | #

          Great stuff!

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 2, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

        See yesterday’s comment section.

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      July 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Nice touch with the tongue! Beautiful clean coal art once again!

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      July 2, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      You know that while Joyce was the only one brave enough to say “Boop!” aloud, Billie absolutely thought it.

  10. StClair
    StClair
    July 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Baka Begone!

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    *plays The Pretenders’ “Don’t Get Me Wrong” on the hacked Muzak*

  12. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 2, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Sal’s always a bit of a righteous one, ain’t she. 😛

    Not saying she’s wrong, though, either to have resentment or in her reading of things. Definitely a lot of, “and this is your business, why?” at play, though, but that’s where the righteousness come into play.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      July 2, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

      I personally feel that she’s being a wee bit of a bongo here, but that’s because I (unlike Sal) remember the last time we saw Ruth get pissed in front of Jason.

      Also, off topic but, question for Willis: do you already have one of the X-Panse Transformer or not?

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        July 2, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

        Oh yeah, forgot to add that Sal initiated her hook-up with Jason, and did so with the expectation of better grades. So, more than a bit of a bongo.

        • anonymsly
          anonymsly
          July 2, 2021 at 2:17 am | #

          An expectation that she never verbalized specifically, even. If it were me, I’d have at least gotten a clear co-sign on the exchange before a pounce-and-strip maneuver.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            July 2, 2021 at 2:45 am | #

            Jason knew what she was talking about. Slipshine preview has his response to her comment – “That is not what I meant and you know it.”

            • fridge_logic
              fridge_logic
              July 2, 2021 at 4:27 am | #

              Doesn’t that stand as a tacit rejection of her aims? I guess it’s ambiguous. I guess a better person would clarify that in no way would this improve her grades.

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                July 2, 2021 at 9:06 am | #

                Given he was in some way responsible for her grades (and even as he handed them off to someone else, she perceived that he was and since he wasn’t and telling anyone he was sleeping with a student, he could have stopped and no one would have been the wiser,) the onus was on him to shut that down ENTIRELY. Tell her he was not on board with this because of the inherent power imbalance.

                The onus was also on him not to express attraction to her the first time she came to him for help (https://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/hours/ and which she was clearly not on board with then, the next strip,) and not to dismiss her as ‘hopeless’ and tell her she should drop the class when his tutoring methods weren’t helping.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  July 2, 2021 at 12:58 pm | #

                  fridge_logic – I don’t remember Sal’s response to that, but I do remember hi saying ‘This is completely unethical’ to which she grinned and said ‘Yeah.’ and then he kissed her. While Jason didn’t intend it that way, it’s easy to read that as him accepting it. Hence him clarifying later he was saying yes to the sex, not to the grades.

                  @ Regalli – Particularly since he didn’t hand off her grades until after the second time they banged.

    • Lumino
      Lumino
      July 2, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

      Especially because SHE basically forced herself on Jason. He didn’t “coerce” or “manipulate” her, she was the initiator!

      I have no idea what beef she seems to have with Jason, but she’s got absolutely no right to be as big of a bongo as she is right now.

      • MatthewTheLucky
        MatthewTheLucky
        July 2, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

        She also is wrong about this being about a power imbalance. Unless the imbalance is that he’s handcuffed.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 2, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

          She’s saying they’re both into power imbalances because of Ruth/Billie and Jason and her. Not because of Ruth/Jason.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 2, 2021 at 2:19 am | #

        he was a really shitty teacher

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 2, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

          Like, INCREDIBLY so, including dismissing her as hopeless almost immediately when his specific teaching method wasn’t connecting for her. While he almost certainly had inadequate training as a teacher to offer different strategies, it reflects VERY poorly on him that he decided it was clearly a problem with her inherent capabilities.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 2, 2021 at 9:44 am | #

          Unfortunately, post secondary acadamia, unless its in teaching, offers zero instruction on how to teach others. So in the process of gathering students, teachers are left to their own devices to figure out how to teach. (even if they have seen it done for 18+ years prior)

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            July 2, 2021 at 12:43 pm | #

            Yeah, lack of training does in fact suck, and Jason is an entirely expected result because teaching’s a skill.

            I’m still going to call the teacher who called both students we saw him tutor ‘hopeless’ a pretty shitty teacher, especially when one of them did in fact improve with another tutor and he doubled down upon seeing that. (‘So maybe you FINALLY started to listen.’ – https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/nothanks/ While Walky wasn’t trying very hard in their tutoring sessions, either due to ADHD or not wanting to actually study and already considering himself a lost cause on some level, Sal WAS paying attention. She just couldn’t wrap her head around the concepts with Jason’s teaching method. It took until Sal left for him to even consider that maybe she had a point.) Even if ‘bad teacher’ is a foreseeable result of no training, the impact on said students was that they got a shitty teacher who didn’t respect them.

            Also he DID have ethics training not to sleep with students in his class, but he didn’t follow that one either and he started flirting in their first interaction, well before Sal propositioned him for grades. So what little instruction we know he had, he was still bad at following.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              July 2, 2021 at 1:02 pm | #

              Also, if Jason’s attitude to teaching was ‘I’m getting paid X an hour, I have no training, IDC, I just want to get through this and do my Ph.D’, I’d be a lot more understanding of him being a crappy teacher. He’s the one who said repeatedly that being a good teacher mattered to him. In that case, once it became clear he was not good at helping, he’s the one who needed to do something about it. Again, I’d have settled for googling tutoring tips on his phone while he was flying solo at the bar.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              July 2, 2021 at 1:03 pm | #

              100% My earlier post was not intended as a contradiction but to point out a contributing factor. Thank you for taking the time to write up the issues in further detail.

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                July 2, 2021 at 6:26 pm | #

                Aaaahkay. Hard to tell for sure sometimes with tone. But yes, definitely a contributing factor!

      • fridge_logic
        fridge_logic
        July 2, 2021 at 4:47 am | #

        It’s very likely that Sal is sincerely attracted to Jason, that’s the reality in the Walkyverse so it’s not out of the question here. After hooking up twice they did go on a date, and it was very clear that Sal was up for more of Jason.

        But Sal got too drunk and got walked home. Then Jason got fired for sleeping with Sal. And everything just fizzled.

        Sal’s reading the room, she sees Jason getting dominated by someone else. Of course that hurts. She felt less alone with him, like she could talk to him and maybe make a friend.

        • AY
          AY
          July 2, 2021 at 5:50 am | #

          Is your hyperlink empty somehow? I can’t get it to work

          • AY
            AY
            July 2, 2021 at 5:51 am | #

            Oh, huh. I’m Asher now

          • fridge_logic
            fridge_logic
            July 3, 2021 at 3:04 am | #

            Sorry, somehow I messed up the html tag. Here’s the raw link:
            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/trousers/

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          July 2, 2021 at 8:55 am | #

          That wasn’t a date. They separately ended up in the same bar and he approached her. Not sure why you think she was up for more – at least before she got really drunk.

          There’s a physical attraction, I think, but no more than that.

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 2, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    “fuck you forever”
    That could be an insult or an invitation.

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      July 2, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      That reminds me of game I used to play…

  14. TheKelliestKelly
    TheKelliestKelly
    July 2, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Alt text like this is why I also read the strips on Patreon and on the website

  15. Zach
    Zach
    July 2, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    The power imbalance is that, of body and will, he is weak and Sal is strong.
    I really don’t see what she’s so fussy about.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 2, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      A) Sal’s pretty blunt about people liking each other. See also, her telling Walky and Amber to have a fuckapalooza for all she cared.

      B) I’m pretty sure she’s jealous. Not of Jason liking Ruth specifically, moreso about relationships in general. A few people have had the vibe she’s been lonely relationship wise lately and I think there might be truth to that.

      And
      C) She finds Jason aggravating at the best of times.

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        July 2, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

        4. Sal can also be quite arrogant at times ie calling other students “kids” because they don’t have the same experiences as she dies

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 2, 2021 at 2:01 am | #

          I’m trying to remember anybody she’s called ‘kid’ besides Joyce and with Joyce it’s affectionate.

    • fridge_logic
      fridge_logic
      July 2, 2021 at 4:53 am | #

      Sal used to Jump on Jason
      She’d pin him to the floor.
      Now he turns up in Ruth’s room
      handcuffed to the door.

      She used to be the one he’d walk home
      but he wouldn’t stay the night
      Now she knows she could have had him
      if she put up a better fight.

  16. Tenzhi
    Tenzhi
    July 2, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    For a moment I was stumped trying to figure out what FFT stood for before it dawned on me it was an onomatopoeia.

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 2, 2021 at 2:08 am | #

      Here I thought the correct spelling was Pffft.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        July 2, 2021 at 2:12 am | #

        Look, some people don’t prefix their fricatives with a plosive.

        • milu
          milu
          July 2, 2021 at 9:15 am | #

          those are two entirely different onomatopeia, one is like, “fft” and the other is like, “pffft”.

          see?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 2, 2021 at 8:57 am | #

      Fast Fourier Transform?

  17. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 2, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

    I dunno if there’s extra history I missed but Jason has honestly been an upstanding gent for most of the series. Or however much of a gentleman you can be while still fucking your students. And I mean it’s SAL. It’s a pretty tempting offer.

    • Nik
      Nik
      July 2, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

      Putting aside the whole power dynamic issues of Jason and Sal’s sexual history (’cause it’s a whole thing, but he’s at least acknowledged he committed a faux pas and has suffered consequences for it), he was a tremendous jerk to her when he was actually tutoring her. He talked down to her and acted like her inability to learn and improve was entirely due to personality issues on her part. Then Sal got better, proving that the real problem was that Jason had not been tutoring her effectively, and when she tried to shove his failures in his face, he doubled down. Sal’s been dealing with that kind of treatment from authority figures for a long time, particularly from her parents, so it’s something she holds a grudge over.

      Judging by how a few of their interactions have gone, Sal seems not to totally dislike Jason. But because he’s never acknowledged his shortcomings or apologized for denigrating her, she’s still going to hold it against him. Hell, the last time they talked, she prioritized making pointed remarks about how much he sucked as a teacher before asking if he’d named her to the university. Jason understands he did wrong, but by focusing only on the fact that they had sex and thinking the matter is settled, he still hasn’t acknowledged the wrong that is most important to Sal.

      • Brumagem
        Brumagem
        July 2, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

        After reviewing the evidence at https://www.dumbingofage.com/tag/jason+sal/ I’m not really seeing this. Sal and Jason have had multiple interactions between the “attitude comment” and now, and none of them seemed to have this kind of resentment on Sal’s part. As much as Sal’s been genuinely wronged by authority figures, she also likes to get even by lashing out at them, rightfully or otherwise.

        I think Sal still has some kind of baggage RE jumping his bones for better grades. She used him, which was a shitty thing to do. But being led to believe that quid pro quo is just the way of the world and still not getting what you want out of it is also shitty.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        July 2, 2021 at 4:00 am | #

        Based on how he tried to tutor Sal and later Walky, I think Jason’s a pretty poor tutor. And he can be a kinda insulting jerk.

        • Insanenoodlyguy
          Insanenoodlyguy
          July 4, 2021 at 7:45 am | #

          Wally isn’t on him at all. If anything he spent too much time on Wally. You spend a study session with me insulting me, I can’t imagine lasting more than 5 minutes.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 2, 2021 at 8:58 am | #

      That’s a pretty huge exception.

      “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?”

  18. Nik
    Nik
    July 2, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

    It’s 2021, and Jason still doesn’t understand why Sal is mad at him.

    Maybe he’ll figure it out by the end of THIS decade. We’ll see.

    Also, blown away that Sal brought up the time he walked her home, since I don’t think that’s been referenced since it happened, what, five years ago?

  19. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    July 2, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    Sal seems to have a strange habit of not being approving of guys that were good for her to have a fling with but not good enough for anyone else, I wonder why that is.

  20. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 2, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    So do both, Jason! Do both. You might enjoy it. Nothing stopping you.

    Pretty sure what Sal’s saying here is ‘She likes you, you like her, based on your past partners pretty sure you’re both into power imbalances’, except, y’know, jealous as hell (not so much of Jason liking Ruth specifically, just relationships in general) because I’m pretty sure whoever speculated she’s been lonely lately is bang on and also aggravated because she dislikes Jason.

    • StClair
      StClair
      July 2, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      “goldang it, everyone’s hookin’ up with someone ‘cept me” 🙁

  21. Dave
    Dave
    July 2, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    Okay so, I remember obviously that Sal and Jason were fucking and Jason got fired for it, but why does Sal hold a grudge about it? Didn’t she initiate the whole affair? I’m pretty sure I remember her jumping him.

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 2, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      well, yes, but she never got the implied grade boost.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 2, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        Imagine fucking an authority figure and NOT getting a boon from it.

        • Wagstaff
          Wagstaff
          July 2, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

          Hey Yotomoe! Sorry about that inflammatory comparison I made last strip. If Godwin’s Law is to apply anywhere, it should apply here.

          I didn’t really mean to be insensitive. I just want people to be less prejudiced and more open towards A.I. and robots moving forward, that’s all.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            July 2, 2021 at 12:52 am | #

            I’m not upset or anything. I just don’t like when people try to bolster their opinion by creating a moral outrage. It’s fine to not like something but it does kinda rub me the wrong way when we just jump to bringing it to bigotry to make people feel guilty for enjoying things. All history has the overtones and I’m sure in 20 years we’ll look back at what we’re doing now and be like “wow can you believe we still acted that way?”. I’m not gonna speak for all black people or nothin’, I’m sure there’s plenty of people who agree with that point. I just feel like constantly tying older things to the negative ideas of the time seems close minded. As if these ideas couldn’t evolve beyond their history. Which y’know…We’ve evolved our culture and how we work with this media and concepts and drag it kicking and screaming to the rhetoric of the 1930s. Especially since by doing this you might fall into the pitfalls of the time trying to make your point.

            • Wagstaff
              Wagstaff
              July 2, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

              Thank you, Yotomoe.

              I guess there’s no use crying over every mistake,

              We’ll just keep trying till we run out of “cake”….

              • JBento
                JBento
                July 2, 2021 at 8:13 am | #

                And then you can cry, because there’s no more cake.

                Because Lex Luthor stole the rest.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  July 2, 2021 at 11:56 am | #

                  And that’s terrible.

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  July 2, 2021 at 5:10 pm | #

                  Why Lex Luther of all people?

                • OBBWG
                  OBBWG
                  July 2, 2021 at 6:09 pm | #

                  Old meme.

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  July 2, 2021 at 7:46 pm | #

                  Wow. And I thought I was old…..

        • milu
          milu
          July 2, 2021 at 9:18 am | #

          @Yoto “Imagine fucking an authority figure and NOT getting a boon from it.”

          i would be SO MAD

      • Dave
        Dave
        July 2, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

        Aaaaah right, had to backtrack, forgot Jason fucked her then fucked her OVER.

        • anonymsly
          anonymsly
          July 2, 2021 at 2:09 am | #

          Not really? There was no agreement re: grades except in Sal’s mind. She offered sex. If there was supposed to be an exchange, she really should have gotten co-sign on the exchange part (or ‘payment’ in advance) before the pounce-and-strip maneuver.

          • Keulen
            Keulen
            July 2, 2021 at 3:53 am | #

            Yeah, Sal seemed to think Jason would give her better grades if she had sex with him, but she never made it clear to him that she expected better grades in exchange for sex. And he definitely didn’t catch on that she expected that either.

            • Chris Phoenix
              Chris Phoenix
              July 2, 2021 at 5:43 am | #

              And then after that came clear, they had sex again by mutual consent.

              I think she’s mad because she’s attracted to Jason, she’s lonely, he’s basically unavailable, and she doesn’t want to admit any of this.

              Interesting character development, if so.

      • JBento
        JBento
        July 2, 2021 at 6:59 am | #

        There was no implied grade boost, though? Jason never said or did anything that would suggest “bang me, and your grades will improve.”, nor did Sal do or say anything suggesting “I’m gonna fuck you, and you’re gonna give me better grades because of it.”

        • milu
          milu
          July 2, 2021 at 8:56 am | #

          sal told Jason “ya said it yerself, efforts don’t matter, ah’m only bein judged against my marks”. to me that sounds like Sal is in fact implying (wink Devin) that she’s fucking with Jason so that he’ll bump her grades.

          did Jason not realize that’s what she meant, or did he wilfully ignore it? who knows.

          in any case i’m surprised that so many of us can see a failing student make a pass at the TA in charge of grading them and not think that some preferential treatment is expected by default. there’s a reason why such entanglements are verboten in most institutions.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            July 2, 2021 at 9:03 am | #

            There was also the “We both want to get out of here” leading up to it – if she’s not going to get her grades up by fucking him, then why should the sex lead to ending the tutoring, since she still doesn’t get it.

            But mostly and overwhelmingly that last paragraph. If you’re a teacher, this is going to come up, whether explicitly or implicitly for grades or just because of a crush. You still need to not do it.

            • JBento
              JBento
              July 2, 2021 at 12:44 pm | #

              Like I replied to milu, I totally missed those connotations (well, until Sal said them out loud later on, because Jason missed them too), but there’s absolutely no doubt that was a “Bad Jason! BAD!” moment. Like, do not fuck anyone you have institutional power over, it’s not that hard.*

              *before anyone remarks on it, yes, I’m aware that if Jason’s was not that hard he wouldn’t have fucked Sal or anyone.

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                July 2, 2021 at 2:47 pm | #

                I dunno. Probably harder than you might think when you’re pent up, tensions are high and a smoking hot biker chick hops right into your lap and starts taking clothes off. It would probably take all of my willpower not to act on it in that situation. Sorta the advantage of not being in power. You can hop on Jason’s lap, rip your top off and somehow still not be at fault. Jason’s in power from a hierarchical standpoint but I’d be hard pressed to not say that Sal was absolutely taking the reins in that situation.

          • JBento
            JBento
            July 2, 2021 at 12:41 pm | #

            I certainly didn’t realise that’s what she meant, and I don’t recall anyone in the comments making that claim at the time. WHICH IS WHY I went back and read them just now, and there are, in fact, a couple of people who managed to make that connection.*

            Jason, of course, should have DEFINITELY kept it in his pants, regardless.

            *there are, much to my eeeww, MANY people cheering Jason on, and, much to my amusement, people who are SHOCKED that Sal would try to use her body for grades and/or casual sex.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              July 2, 2021 at 1:04 pm | #

              Also, this isn’t anywhere but the slipshine, but the preview shows Jason did know what Sal meant by that because he replies “That’s not what I meant”.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                July 2, 2021 at 2:46 pm | #

                That line helps, but I’m not sure it’s definitive. It makes sense if he’s thinking of sex for grades, but it’s not that much of a stretch for it to make sense anyway.

            • milu
              milu
              July 2, 2021 at 3:52 pm | #

              every time i scroll down the comment section on old comics (pre-, what, 2016 maybe? i don’t do it often) i come out of it slightly perturbed. i get the feeling it used to be a bit wilder around here, rowdier (and randier), sometimes funnier but also on the whole less sensitive maybe?

              meh, some of the actual old-timers around here are sure to have less clueless takes on the evolution of the comment section

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 2, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

      I mean Jason can be a real prick sometimes.

  22. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 2, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    ….what?

    *reads again*

    …what?

    There’s just too much to unpack here.

  23. WanderingLynx
    WanderingLynx
    July 2, 2021 at 1:01 am | #

    I truly need someone to clarify for me what would the power imbalance be between Ruth and Jason. I mean. Clearly Ruth needs to learn about BDSM and Jason is a great candidate for a submissive, uptight Brit that he is, but beyond that…

    Sal, I love your but this is super uncalled for. There’s clearly jealousy here and… Those two should’ve never fucked, considering Jason was a TA and all, but Sal treated him like she hated him the whole time? And there was a closure after he got fired. She has no claim nor stakes in this.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 2, 2021 at 1:15 am | #

      I mean the second handcuffs get involved the power definitely becomes unbalanced.

      • WanderingLynx
        WanderingLynx
        July 2, 2021 at 1:46 am | #

        Hence the BDSM quip (and they should work on a safeword, come on Ruth, it’s not nice to leave your sub begging for a screwdriver). But I meant it like… There’s no intrinsic power imbalance between Ruth and Jason, not like it was with Sal. So was Sal just commenting on how much of a bottom Jason is?

        (I have no Patreon nor Slipshine access, but I’d bet money Sal topped the hell out of Jason back in the day :’D)

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          July 2, 2021 at 1:59 am | #

          I think she’s bringing it up cuz Ruth abused power with Billie and Jason abused power with Sal. It’s what they have in common.
          Gimmie some Ruth femdom action, Willis

          • WanderingLynx
            WanderingLynx
            July 2, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

            It makes sense now, thank you!

            I’d be goddamn delighted if Willis gave us femdom, and you know what? I’m liking this ship. I wanna see it!

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 2, 2021 at 2:00 am | #

      The power imbalances Sal’s referring to are Ruth/Billie and Jason/Sal. She’s saying they’re both into that.

      I think she’s more jealous about relationships in general right now than she is about Jason and Ruth specifically. Remember her and AG talking about Asher?

      • WanderingLynx
        WanderingLynx
        July 2, 2021 at 3:08 am | #

        Yeah, that day a lot of people were like “she’s jealous and into Asher despite […]!” but this makes it a pattern. +1 at everything you said

        • Fist_of_Life
          Fist_of_Life
          July 2, 2021 at 8:07 am | #

          erm…isn’t this just a coincidence? Doesn’t there need to be a third transgression for it to become a pattern?

          • JBento
            JBento
            July 2, 2021 at 12:26 pm | #

            A third time would make it enemy action.

          • Insanenoodlyguy
            Insanenoodlyguy
            July 4, 2021 at 7:50 am | #

            Nah see, she was already pissed about somebody she had complicated feelings for being in a relationship with not-her. And while musing on that, she suddenly encounters a somebody else she has complicated feelings for being in a relationship with not-her. It’s an already raw nerve being poked.

      • fridge_logic
        fridge_logic
        July 2, 2021 at 4:58 am | #

        I thought it was implied that Jason was the bottom in the Sal/Jason fling.

  24. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 2, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

    Well, Jason is gonna wave down someone else for help. And Princess Diana help him if he sees Mary.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 2, 2021 at 2:14 am | #

      I’d be delighted to see Mary, I like when she gets ineffectually upset. Actually I’d enjoy lots of people in a row, and their amusing reactions to a handcuffed blonde British-ing at them.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 2, 2021 at 12:14 pm | #

        I’m just imagining Mary kinkshaming Jason even though being handcuffed is not his kink. Also some of these dorm residents besides Sal have been in his class, so awwwkward.

  25. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    July 2, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

    This is the second of Sal’s exes to hook up with someone else this semester (using both “exes” and “hook up” a little loosely). That’s gotta be aggravating her loneliness

  26. Dr. T
    Dr. T
    July 2, 2021 at 1:40 am | #

    I like Sal in general, but she is yet another character that is due for a reality check for the way she treats other people:

    A) Yes, Jason deserves some scorn for abusing his authority, but it isn’t like he sought to do so. Her grades were terrible, he was terrible at helping her improve them, and she basically jumped his bones and expected that was what Jason was looking for from her all along and would fix her grades in return for the sexual favors. She assumed he was a corrupt bastard looking to perv on vulnerable students, when the reality is he simply was too weak to say no to her (and sucked at his job in general due in part to his own arrogance).

    B) She is actually pretty disrespectful to kids her own age as well.

  27. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 2, 2021 at 3:43 am | #

    Sal wanting to protect Ruth is both very sweet and a surprise ♡. She’s still unable to believe in Jason, probably she will never be able to do it. She has a reason, I know. But I hope she’s wrong and Jason has not bad intentions on poor and vulnerable Ruth. Also, I wonder if Ruth is really interested in him, or she just thinks at him as a good friend.

    • zee
      zee
      July 2, 2021 at 11:21 am | #

      I. Really doubt there’s any kind of protection going on here. She basically just said they’re as bad as each other

      • Rabisch
        Rabisch
        July 2, 2021 at 1:02 pm | #

        Wait.. Sal is approving their relationship? I didn’t understand it!

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 2, 2021 at 4:45 am | #

    “I’m capable of both and I will do neither”

  29. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    July 2, 2021 at 5:38 am | #

    I don’t know if Ruth going from lesbian suicide to heterosexual homicide counts as improving.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 2, 2021 at 5:44 am | #

      Bisexual suicide to bisexual homicide, but yeah, not quite sure WHAT she’s going for here, other than “thing she did drunk, I guess.”

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 2, 2021 at 7:12 am | #

        Despite both Ruth and Jen being Bi, the description “lesbian suicide pact” is still accurate because it describes the perceived nature of their relationship.

        Lesbian and Heterosexual are words that (depending on context) can describe to things people do rather than things people are.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          July 2, 2021 at 8:48 am | #

          Not for everyone! Even when I’m dating a heterosexual man, I’m still dating him bisexually. I don’t do anything heterosexually, and he doesn’t do anything bi- or pansexually.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            July 2, 2021 at 10:34 am | #

            Yeah, I read those as adjectives describing the relationships, not necessarily the people involved.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              July 2, 2021 at 1:55 pm | #

              But my relationship isn’t a straight relationship. If somebody thinks it’s straight because I present like a lady and he is/presents as a man, that’s an understandable mistake somebody could make, but the relationship is still not actually straight.

              “Lesbian suicide pact” is likewise not 100% accurate, they just say it because it’s fun to say.
              We’re kinda overthinking it.

              • milu
                milu
                July 2, 2021 at 4:14 pm | #

                a friend of mine refers to herself as a “bisexual lesbian” (or used to, i haven’t had news in a while) (though she might be reading this comic??? if so, ti kaneis glykia mou, mou leipeis <3)

                if i remember her rationale correctly, this was her way of saying both that she was now 100% a lesbian but also that she'd many straight relationships in the past, some of which had been important and she wanted her identity to reflect that.

  30. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    July 2, 2021 at 5:54 am | #

    Sal is being so relationship-wise recently

    (also no, they’re mostly getting off on mocking the stupid americans)

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      July 2, 2021 at 1:07 pm | #

      What does it matter to be able to speak if then you don’t tell everyone everything that comes into your mind?

  31. dralou
    dralou
    July 2, 2021 at 7:48 am | #

    Sal barely knows Ruth and, maybe besides from a biblical standpoint, she knows very little of Jason either. Also, if memory serves, she doesn’t care about at least Jason, she’s pretty clear that she doesn’t like him. As far as I can figure, this is their first encounter since last semester.

    Why does she care about whatever’s happening between Ruth and Jason ? From where does she think she gets the right to say anything ?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      July 2, 2021 at 8:54 am | #

      From her jealousy of relationships at the moment, plus she figures she has the right to say stuff generally.

      • dralou
        dralou
        July 2, 2021 at 11:23 am | #

        Which, granted, she generally has. And I understand that she’s FINE with being alone, really, which is why she needs to prove it to the world even if nobody asked for any proof.

        It’s just that, in this situation, her advice sounds a whole lot like: “Hey, you, person I barely know and don’t like very much, go and make your feelings clear to that other person I know even less and don’t care that much about”. It’s jarring.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      July 2, 2021 at 1:08 pm | #

      What does it matter to be able to speak if then you don’t tell everyone everything that comes into your mind?

  32. Smooti
    Smooti
    July 2, 2021 at 9:25 am | #

    Iunno Sal, I understand still not liking Jason personally, and maybe seeing Ruth do the Ruth-equivalent of flirting with a bartender and go “hey, that’s probably a bad idea” but you’re not like, friends with either of the people there, and you have no say in who either of them bang. Like you can personally think its a bad idea, and maybe ask Ruth or Jason if they’re okay, but it’s not really your business, Sal, and anger is probably a pretty shitty response to it.

    That being said. Personally I hope they don’t bang and they just are friends, as I also don’t think Ruth should be dating a bartender who is in this country somewhat illegally cuz he got fired from his teaching job. Seems like it’d go poorly.

    But the two of them as friends, commiserating on how shitty America is and how shitty their parental figures are? Hell yes. Love that for them.

  33. Anon A Mouse
    Anon A Mouse
    July 2, 2021 at 9:53 am | #

    Sal in panel 3 and 4, accurate as she may be, is stepping WAY over a line here. I’m not going to argue Jason’s guilt, there have been long discussions of that and he’s still guilty of abusing his power regardless of how you feel about Sal’s responsibility in it. But throwing out these kinds of things, especially as some sort of “Gotcha”, is really bongo-y behavior on her part.

  34. Kitsune
    Kitsune
    July 2, 2021 at 10:38 am | #

    The safeword is “Martha”… now you know this Batman vs Superman makes so much more sense.

  35. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    July 2, 2021 at 12:35 pm | #

    Maybe he’ll give the next saviour the A, but Ruth already got the D.

  36. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    July 2, 2021 at 12:46 pm | #

    Suddenly Amazi-Girl shows up.

    “You know, in movies and TV they always use safewords for jokes, and it’s always just one word so the joke doesn’t overstay its welcome, but you’re allowed to do more than that. Many kinky people, I’ve read on the Internet, use the traffic light system to communicate a whole spectrum of safety – green for more of that, yellow for slow down, red for stop right ow, that sort of thing. Just as long as it works for both of you.”

    Jason considers this momentarily.

    “I like the concept, though in the heat of the moment I don’t fancy thinking about colors in the abstract. I shall have to modify the words to round objects of appropriate colors: Lime, lemon, tomah-to.”

  37. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    July 2, 2021 at 2:13 pm | #

    It DOES seem like both of those together would be the better idea, rather than
    “either/or”.

  38. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    July 2, 2021 at 3:31 pm | #

    Okay, but… is there a power imbalance between Jason and Ruth? She lives and works at school, he lives ??? and works at a coincidentally nearby bar. The only thing I could see is him having power over her access to alcohol in that one specific location, and I’ve seen plenty of people giving their partner drinks in that exact setting. It doesn’t seem any more imbalanced than, say, only one of them having a car.

    • milu
      milu
      July 2, 2021 at 4:01 pm | #

      there wasn’t a power imbalance so Ruth made one

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 2, 2021 at 4:39 pm | #

      She’s referring to how she slept with Jason in the hopes of getting a better math grade, but then he refused to update it (and then they had sex again).

      I think commenters saying this is Sal venting about her own loneliness are on point.

  39. Spencer
    Spencer
    July 2, 2021 at 4:24 pm | #

    Don’t worry, Sal, you too can find someone to slap some handcuffs onto.

    Danny is absolutely into that.

  40. Kelly
    Kelly
    July 3, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    The password can still be “stop” or “no”, just preface it with “Simon says.”

  41. Pocky
    Pocky
    July 3, 2021 at 2:10 am | #

    these relationship developments have been. . . odd, to say the very least

  42. Ray
    Ray
    July 3, 2021 at 6:37 pm | #

    I dunno… the whole “abuse of authority” thing has a smidge of a gray area given that Sal is the one who ripped Jason’s clothes off in a fit of horny pique and initiated the whole thing.
    Now, I’m not arguing that Jason could/should have said no, but SHE boinked HIM and then SHE discarded HIM….. there’s fault to be shared……

    • Meagan
      Meagan
      July 3, 2021 at 9:52 pm | #

      Seriously, I did not think Sal would take this tack. In fact I would have expected her to scoff at anyone who put forth this version of the narrative, because it denies her agency.

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