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May 12, 2026

Bicycle

by David M Willis on July 4, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – As Long As It's Free
└ Tags: danny, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 4, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    going through all the sexualities is definitely a bi-cycle

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      July 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      Gotta know your audience if you want to pan-der to them?

      • Lanie
        Lanie
        July 4, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

        I feel like that joke was gonna be a miss for Sal right out of the gay-t.

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 4, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

          In Sal’s case, more like straight out of the gay-t.

          • Siva
            Siva
            July 4, 2021 at 7:17 am | #

            I like all these sexuality puns. I think they’re ace!

            • milu
              milu
              July 4, 2021 at 9:59 am | #

              Yeah and they’re so pithy too! these puns are honest to god, no-nonsense, to-the-point, straight-as-an-aro puns

              • Demoted Oblivious
                Demoted Oblivious
                July 4, 2021 at 10:59 am | #

                Les be honest, if Danny gayve his bi-cycle to Sal she’d find it queer that he trans-fered it 2 her, plus while it may pan out and be an ace ride, a pedal bike is a little too straight, even for Sal, although maybe she could get into furryously riding it. Misreading it as aromatic gesture Sal would incist they still can’t do it together because it can’t hold them both. Dan would say, “no a-poly-gy needed,” and Sal responds, “ahh wasn’t apoligizin’.”

                *I know I’m late coming out with this, but y’all are such an accepting community that it felt safe to experiment.

                • milu
                  milu
                  July 4, 2021 at 11:40 am | #

                  Lmaoooo Get Both* The Internetz
                  *All

                • Regalli
                  Regalli
                  July 4, 2021 at 1:39 pm | #

                  *Applause*

                • Harmony
                  Harmony
                  July 4, 2021 at 3:24 pm | #

                  It would be fae-ning ignorance, if I didn’t say I was amused by this. So, instead, I want to demi-nstrate how amused I am, but how is a grey territory…

    • ktbear
      ktbear
      July 4, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

      If only she could figure out how to transform it into a motorbike Sal would be all for this.

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 4, 2021 at 1:53 am | #

        To get a motorbike, you add a moter. Simplest way is to just replace the front wheel with a Hilltopper. https://hilltopperbikes.com/product-category/electric-bike-kits/

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 4, 2021 at 8:58 am | #

          Replace both the front and back with hub motor wheels, and build a bigger battery, and you’ll be on to something!

          (Check your local laws before building an e-bike, you might have to get it classified as a moped. Use a quality battery or else bad things are more likely to happen. Wear your helmet. Remember to drink your Ovaltine.)

    • Daniel M Ball
      Daniel M Ball
      July 5, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

      maybe, but then, maybe they’re a shorthand method so that you don’t have to worry about the contents of the box as long as you can pronounce the label on the inside of the wrapper with faux sincerity and sufficient false empathy. After all, ‘what’ you are is so much more important to a relationship than ‘who’ you are.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 4, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Do you think it’s possible to shoot the moon and become so incredibly dweeby that you swing back around to being charming? That might be Danny’s strategy here.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      It’s a strong possibility.

      What a dork.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      July 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      Bold of you to assume Danny is capable of “strategy.”

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 4, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

        He’s perfectly capable of strategy.

        …. good strategy, though? That might be out of his reach.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      July 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      I mean, Sal did find his silly “foxy mama” joke to be dork + adorable; “adorkable” if you will.

    • Tan
      Tan
      July 4, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      I don’t think it’s his strategy per se, but I think he damn well did it.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        July 4, 2021 at 1:44 am | #

        It might be more of a tactic

    • Pilgrim
      Pilgrim
      July 4, 2021 at 7:14 am | #

      I don’t think it’s a strategy or a tactic. True dorkiness of this caliber cannot be faked. I think Danny’s just gotten comfortable enough to be his normal self with Sal, which is far more charming than any strategic dorkiness could be. Go with your strengths, Dan!

  3. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    July 4, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Sorry, Danny. South Park beat you to that gag over a decade ago.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      July 4, 2021 at 1:57 am | #

      With Willis’s buffer, are we sure South Park did it first?

      j/k, I know the buffer is “only” a few months. But he might have written this a decade in advance?

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 4, 2021 at 2:20 am | #

        Nah, South Park did it in 2009, in the episode “The F Word”.

      • BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
        BrokenEye, the True False Prophet
        July 4, 2021 at 3:49 am | #

        “This is 1874! You’ll be able to sue her“

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          July 4, 2021 at 9:13 am | #

          Fun fact, Mel Brooks got sued for that joke.

    • Yossarianduck
      Yossarianduck
      July 4, 2021 at 3:27 am | #

      The episode aired when Danny was 6, and he probably wasn’t allowed to watch it.
      Let’s let him have this.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        July 4, 2021 at 4:05 am | #

        Are you forgetting the Word of Willis that Dumbing of Age does not take place in any particular year?

        • milu
          milu
          July 4, 2021 at 6:00 am | #

          it’s a “sliding time scale” meaning it always takes place in the present with regards to cultural references and the like, so that if Danny is 18 now and the South Park episode aired in 2009, then he was 6 years old then, as of this strip =)

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 4, 2021 at 6:06 am | #

            Kind of reminds me how one of the Ricks from Rick and Morty “invented” the slow clap because he was the first one to do it in a different dimension.

          • Carla's #2 Fan
            Carla's #2 Fan
            July 4, 2021 at 10:39 am | #

            I would say he was simultaneously 6 and every other age between 6 and 18. Unless we know his birthday, then I’ll cap it at 17.

            • Tan
              Tan
              July 4, 2021 at 8:52 pm | #

              May I break into this thread between people who do and do not understand how comic book time works to point out that reruns exist?

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 4, 2021 at 1:09 pm | #

      Are we even sure Danny’s gone far enough to gag on anything yet?

  4. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    July 4, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh come on Sal, you don’t really hate his stupid jokes, puns, etc. At least you don’t seem to hate it, considering you and “wonderbread” hang out.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      July 4, 2021 at 2:14 am | #

      True story: I knew pretty quickly that I wanted to marry my then-girlfriend, but she wasn’t so quick to recognize/admit that she wanted that too. But fairly early on, she texted a friend that she was looking forward to a lifetime of getting headaches from my bad puns – and then showed me the text. I was pretty thrilled.

      I think it was another year or so before we got engaged. Ten years and a couple of kids later, we both know it was a good move. And she still groans at my puns.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        July 4, 2021 at 9:15 am | #

        This is terribly romantic. ^^

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        July 4, 2021 at 9:25 am | #

        Life goals.

      • milu
        milu
        July 4, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

        So, your puns haven’t… grown on her?

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          July 4, 2021 at 6:59 pm | #

          Or… groan on her?

      • khn0
        khn0
        July 4, 2021 at 2:26 pm | #

        Always knew marriage was a punishment.

        • hof1991
          hof1991
          July 4, 2021 at 10:48 pm | #

          https://despair.com/products/destiny

          You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 4, 2021 at 3:14 pm | #

        Too cute! Am dead.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 4, 2021 at 3:57 am | #

      I don’t think she’s being serious or anything. He’s one of her better friends at the school.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 4, 2021 at 3:59 am | #

      She knows that and she hates it. He’s too adorkable for her own good. 😛

  5. Pocky
    Pocky
    July 4, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    She walked into that one

    • Fist_of_Life
      Fist_of_Life
      July 4, 2021 at 7:52 am | #

      but if she takes the bike, she won’t walk out of it.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        July 4, 2021 at 8:18 am | #

        He may be giving it to her, because it doesn’t suit his needs. That, and he has Bi-er’s remorse.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 4, 2021 at 9:42 am | #

          That’s Bi-ker’s Remorse.

  6. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    July 4, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    I love this fucker.

  7. Nono
    Nono
    July 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Okay, this one I’ll give Danny, it’s good.

  8. Raen
    Raen
    July 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Are bikes split that way for adults?

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 4, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      Presumed adults, yes.

    • Pilgrim
      Pilgrim
      July 4, 2021 at 7:19 am | #

      There are literally hundreds of frame styles. Heck, so called “girl bikes” used to be called delivery bikes with the idea that anyone doing urban delivery on bicycle in the pre-spandex era would appreciate not having to lift their leg over the top tube.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 4, 2021 at 9:21 am | #

        People step through bike frames like that? I always do the Riker Maneuver.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 4, 2021 at 11:14 am | #

          Thanks for the reference. I guess while the show was running it just never registered with me. For sitting down it seems to make sense if you’re tall enough, but oh man, that getting back up at 0:18 just looks horribly awkward. Probably because on approach you can pick your balance point, but standing up typically has your feet in front, unless there is epic man-spread. Also, on sitting down it reads like, “yeah, cool bro, you’re tall,” but on standing up that way, “jeezus, don’t draw attention to it! NOT subtle dude.”

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            July 4, 2021 at 12:28 pm | #

            It was done because Frakes had a back injury that would have been stressed by doing multiple takes of sitting up and down in a more normal way. He leans on stuff a lot on the show too, for the same reason

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              July 4, 2021 at 12:46 pm | #

              Oh! Thanks for sharing. The more you know. It’s funny cuz it still reads as a dude bro’ing out. Definitely makes sense of the standing up that way.

  9. Spencer
    Spencer
    July 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Danny is the authentic bisexual experience this world needs.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 4, 2021 at 12:35 am | #

      Puns and jokes about signs like “Door goes both ways” are key to the bi experience.

  10. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    July 4, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Just straight up bought her a Bicycle, I don’t know if I see myself as a materialistic person and I don’t know if he knew about her motor cycle situation or if he’s just handing out bikes but for some reason that’s winning me over with how sweet that is.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      July 4, 2021 at 3:58 am | #

      He (possibly) still tutors her and they are friends who play Mario Kart and such together, so I think he’d probably know about it. It’s funny, I didn’t even consider maybe he outright bought it for her, but that’d make sense.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 4, 2021 at 9:53 am | #

        Depends on when it happened. The part where Walky didn’t seem to know suggests it might have been over winter break, in which case they’ve only had a few days to see each other in person (though it’s possible they were texting each other or something over break) and Sal isn’t really feeling like talking about it.

  11. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    July 4, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Honestly kinda starting to ship this a lil bit

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      July 4, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      I am to but I’m not completely sure, but the best pairings I’ve liked so far have been the ones that have made me think “Is it ok to like this?”

      • newlland(Henryvolt)
        newlland(Henryvolt)
        July 4, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

        I mean there’s nothing wrong with these two, it’s a better change of pace than Sal having a fling with an Authority figure or a someone who was bound to drag her into legal trouble from the start.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      July 4, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

      Just now?! I’ve been shipping this for at least 5 years

    • Jenn
      Jenn
      July 4, 2021 at 5:22 am | #

      Wasn’t this the original ship back when Roomies started? Obviously the characters are all different in this universe, but it’s interesting to seem them gravitate toward each other again.

      Of course, it’s also possible this is entirely platonic. Not every caring relationship between a guy and a girl has to be romantic or sexual.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        July 4, 2021 at 11:17 am | #

        Yeah, I really like them as a Friend-ship. A relation-ship is fraught with more perils than syllables.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        July 4, 2021 at 3:16 pm | #

        Of course they don’t, but if we could only ship things that had canon romance or sexuality involved, it’d get super boring super fast. 😛

        I love them as friends and if they become romantic, I’m sure I’ll love them too because they’re already very adorably sweet together and I’d love to see Sal get a good romantic partner if she wants one.

  12. Kravis
    Kravis
    July 4, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Dude bought a girl’s bike just so he could “casually” throw that line in conversation.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      July 4, 2021 at 5:53 am | #

      He’s an amazing dude.

  13. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    July 4, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    *plays Queen’s “Bicycle Race” on a PA speaker*
    Don’t run into any German fraus.

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      July 4, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      JAWS was never my scene–and I don’t like STAR WARS!

      • P!enapple
        P!enapple
        July 4, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

        <3 and lmao!!

      • Jeff K!
        Jeff K!
        July 4, 2021 at 2:13 am | #

        Oh it’s not “George was never my scene…”

        Jaws makes more sense. I figured George was a nudie mag of some sort.

        • Pilgrim
          Pilgrim
          July 4, 2021 at 8:39 am | #

          Nope, George was a turn of the 21st century glossy lifestyle magazine centered on politics, sort of a cross between Esquire and Politico. It only lasted six years and unfortunately jumpstarted the careers of a bunch of wingnuts the world would have been better off without.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            July 4, 2021 at 9:01 am | #

            Also many years after Bicycle Race was written. Unlike Jaws and Star Wars. Interestingly George wasn’t particularly wingnutty when it came out, just a little edgy.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    July 4, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Impossible, Sal, and despite yourself, you know you love it.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      July 4, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      I hope they get together, I think they would be a cute and happy couple.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 4, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        I find it ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING how endearing they are together given their relationship in the Walkyverse was… not nearly so, despite being official canon for a while and intended to be endgame until Billie* waltzed into Willis’s brain and said ‘hey, pair me with the dorky one.’

        * I can adjust to DoAverse Jennifer, but Walkyverse one was still going by Billie last we saw her in that universe.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 4, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

          IKR? How tf did they end up so much stinking cuter here and how do we bottle that kinda luck????

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            July 4, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

            …it’s not luck? Willis writes well.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              July 4, 2021 at 2:04 am | #

              Yes, he does, but I’ve noticed with my own writing that sometimes when you go back to a relationship after it didn’t go great the first time, lightning just strikes. You get better inspiration or can translate what you see in your head better. Some of that comes from skill but even skilled writers sometimes have don’t get that kind of chemistry the next time.

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                July 4, 2021 at 12:06 pm | #

                Some of it’s definitely ‘Willis growing as a writer in the intervening decades’ – Danny was always meant to come off as more of an earnest everyman type, but Walkyverse Danny did not. Some of it is, in fact, that we saw the Walkyverse Danny/Sal at the end of the relationship, and Sal was still putting her act of being carefree and spontaneous for Danny even after she’d become Batman. Meeting each other after Sal had become Cool and Angsty means she doesn’t have to put on an act, and that means their actual personalities can bounce off each other. Now that Danny’s personality isn’t a complete sanctimonious prick, this works well instead of awful.

                But even still, I was not primed for the two of them to interact so well I’d be game to see this be a Walkyverse canon ship repeating in the Dumbingverse. Their dynamic is so different and so sweet.

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  July 4, 2021 at 2:14 pm | #

                  Nicely analyzed, IMO.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  July 4, 2021 at 3:18 pm | #

                  This. Some of it is improved skill, some of it is the timing of their relationship and yeah, sometimes lightning just gets captured in a bottle. Kinda like Leslie becoming the awesome character she was. That wasn’t originally intended. I dunno if Sal and Danny being cute was originally intended or not, so it might not be a lightning strikes scenario but it definitely feels like one to me because I did not anticipate it.

          • RowenMorland
            RowenMorland
            July 4, 2021 at 5:04 am | #

            Probably because we were seeing that one after the end of it, rather than any of the start to it.

  15. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    July 4, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

    Joyce: Oh you’re the guy who broke into Joe’s room!

    Dan: YOU KNOW WHO I AM.

  16. not someone else
    not someone else
    July 4, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

    This is the funniest joke in this comic in months.

    And I definitely don’t say that because I’m bi-ased.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 4, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

      (finger guns) ‘Eyyy.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      July 4, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

      Maybe you are, just a bi-t?

    • Nayann Martinelli
      Nayann Martinelli
      July 4, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

      That’s just bi-cause you find the joke relatable.

  17. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    July 4, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

    Just wondering if they’re allowed to keep bikes in their rooms to prevent theft. I know that used to be a huge problem at Indiana.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 4, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

      Hm. In my dorm (not IU, but comparable school), there was a storage room in each hallway where students could keep bikes, but I don’t know that the larger dorms had them.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 4, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      On our campus we convinced the residence association to purchase and place bicycle lockers around the dorms (I think there were three at each dorm to start with) that one could rent by the semester to provide a secure and weatherproof storage area for one’s bicycle.

    • AY
      AY
      July 4, 2021 at 2:18 am | #

      my school had a specific bike room! But it didn’t have cameras and someone kept going through and deflating people’s tires lmao

      • milu
        milu
        July 4, 2021 at 6:04 am | #

        aww what a funny, funny person

  18. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 4, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    Danny: Teed up.
    Sal: Peed off.

  19. P!enapple
    P!enapple
    July 4, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

    Lmao at Danny’s pun, and the puns in the comments! Ty!

  20. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 4, 2021 at 12:55 am | #

    He will not.

  21. Nayann Martinelli
    Nayann Martinelli
    July 4, 2021 at 1:19 am | #

    Pun-tastic, Danny.

  22. He Who Abides
    He Who Abides
    July 4, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

    So, I have to ask: what’s the difference between a “girl’s” bike and a “boy’s” bike? My entire peer group from childhood and all of my siblings are female, and I still have no answer to this question.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      July 4, 2021 at 1:43 am | #

      An arbitrary one

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      July 4, 2021 at 1:49 am | #

      Girl bikes have the babies

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      July 4, 2021 at 2:07 am | #

      Back when girls always wore dresses or skirts, a high bar on the bike frame (between the handlebar and the seat) would interfere with the skirt. So a “girl’s” bike frame would have a lower bar that only went partway up the seat tube.

      You can still see examples if you do a Google image search for “girl’s bike frame.”

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        July 4, 2021 at 2:12 am | #

        Wait, THAT’s the reason?

        And my first thought in response is “but wait – wouldn’t a long skirt or dress like that also get caught in the spokes and/or axel?”

        Short skirts and leggings – or just pants – just seems like an easier solution.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          July 4, 2021 at 6:49 am | #

          Bike shorts are a thing.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            July 4, 2021 at 9:06 am | #

            Not in the late 19th century, the first garments made for female cyclists were a tight calf-length pant made by a woman named Bloomer. Yes that’s where bloomers came from until the evolved into a brief for Japanese fetishists.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              July 4, 2021 at 12:44 pm | #

              You made me wisearch ‘Bloomer’ because that sounds like the kind of armchair theory grounded in some facts that I would bake up and serve. My complements chef!

              Sadly it seems that Ms Bloomer’s activism (circa mid 19th century) was more about feminism and health (get rid of corsets, floor hems), but that using bloomers for cycling didn’t occur until their resurgence closer to 1890-1900’s. (at least according to what my fuzzy noodle retained between reading and writing).

        • bhtooefr
          bhtooefr
          July 4, 2021 at 6:21 pm | #

          And that’s why Dutch bikes often have a skirt guard, too: https://www.electricbikesla.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/gazelle-tour-populaire-non-electric-1.jpg

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      July 4, 2021 at 2:09 am | #

      The placement of one of the support struts. It’s higher on men’s bikes.

      Why, I have no idea. You’d think the guys would want the lower support strut to reduce the likelihood of testicular injury, but whatever.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        July 4, 2021 at 4:27 am | #

        It’s far enough below the saddle that that’s not a concern.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          July 4, 2021 at 11:35 am | #

          Oh no, it definitely happens, but of all the injuries suffered on a bicycle, it does seem to be less common.

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        July 4, 2021 at 5:05 am | #

        The fact that that one support bar is higher on men’s bikes makes no sense to me either. It’s like they’re trying to make it easier for a man to accidentally hit himself in the crotch if something causes him to fall off the seat.

        • Leadsynth
          Leadsynth
          July 4, 2021 at 7:43 am | #

          My guess is that the first bikes with a modern form factor had a high top bar to make the frame as sturdy as possible, and they were by default men’s bikes (because of The Patriarchy). When a woman mounted/dismounted, she had to lift her leg up high to get over the top bar, and the possibility of thigh-flashing was frowned upon (also because of The Patriarchy), so the “women’s” bike was designed which dropped the top tube a bit, and here we are.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          July 4, 2021 at 9:31 am | #

          The higher top bar on ‘mens’ frames make the frame a bit stronger, because it’s closer to a triangle. Womens’ bikes intended for non-casual riding (like downhill mountain biking and road racing) where the rider isn’t expected to be wearing a skirt or dress are built with a high top bar for that reason.

          (And yes, sliding forward off the seat because the front wheel caught a tree root hurts like a motherfucker.)

      • MacareuxMoine
        MacareuxMoine
        July 7, 2021 at 4:25 pm | #

        That’s the reason why I always have rode girl’s/women’s or unisex bikes for over 30 years now.

        Well, the first reason were hand-me-downs from my sister. It became a deliberate decision in 8th grade when I – still on a unisex hand-me-down – crashed into a friend, who suddenly stopped in front of me. While my chest hit the handle rather hard, I had to disappoint my all boy’s-bikes-riding friends’ expectation of crushed balls. When shortly after that I literally grew out of hand-me-downs I went for an unisex bike again.

    • Cass
      Cass
      July 4, 2021 at 2:10 am | #

      The middle bar between the handle and seat swoops downward on a girl’s bike (like Danny’s does) and goes straight across on a boy’s bike.

      I’ve never understood why it isn’t the opposite, since you’d think people with dicks(/designers buying into pop culture making it out like having a vagina makes you impervious to crotch strikes) would be the ones who’d be more worried about having hard metal bar that close to their junk if they’re ever jarred in a way that makes them slip off the seat. A throwback to days when girls were more likely to be wearing a skirt and lifting their leg that high to get on would risk flashing people, maybe?

      • Nymphie
        Nymphie
        July 4, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

        Its about stability and cost.
        The men bikes frames require less material and the frame itself is sturdier.

        The bike in the strip is a unisex though, not a girls bike. The middle bar is going about halfway to get a compromise of both

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          July 4, 2021 at 3:21 am | #

          Among cycling aficionados, that would be called a ‘mixte’ frame. The classic’ ‘men’s frame’ was a double-triangle design and known as a ‘diamond frame’.

          The traditional ‘woman’s frame’ was an acceptable compromise, as Chris Phoenix pointed out, to preserve modesty at the expense of frame stiffness and rigidity … but the prevailing line of thought was, “what woman was ever going to ride hard enough to put enough stress on the frame to notice it, anyway?”

          Nowadays, however, with newer (and stronger) materials to work with and newer designs influenced by extreme mountain biking, even traditional ‘diamond frames’ are becoming rarer and rarer as many companies and frame builders have adopted the ‘sloped’ top tube, making them look closer and closer to the ‘mixte’ frame of days gone by.

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            July 4, 2021 at 6:53 am | #

            diamond frame — like in your gravatar.

  23. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    July 4, 2021 at 1:45 am | #

    He will most certainly not.

  24. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    July 4, 2021 at 1:47 am | #

    This is the cutest Danny strip since “Eef”, and this is Danny being cute by his conscious actions rather than his unconscious ones; therefore, this may be the cutest Danny strip ever

  25. Brumagem
    Brumagem
    July 4, 2021 at 1:49 am | #

    Great pun but the concept of girl bikes and boy bikes, even 10 years after learning there’s a difference, is super fuckin stupid to me.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      July 4, 2021 at 2:56 am | #

      Yeah, the concept of gender division gets that a lot.

      • Gand
        Gand
        July 4, 2021 at 4:26 am | #

        Some things still need to be divided by gender. The saddle for example is different depending on if you have a prostate or not

        • milu
          milu
          July 4, 2021 at 5:52 am | #

          are you saying that we prostate-havers need to agitate to get saddle manufacturers to FINALLY take our specific anatomy into account? XD

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            July 4, 2021 at 6:00 am | #

            Wait, you have a prostate? And before you ask me the same, yes, I have one.

            • milu
              milu
              July 4, 2021 at 6:14 am | #

              lmao yes i have a prostate you weirdo XD
              and i wasn’t going to ask probably, but ok =D

              also sure, i do have some (non-anatomical) questions for you but i’m busy now and i’ll probably be offline for a few days starting later today

              • Wagstaff
                Wagstaff
                July 4, 2021 at 6:17 am | #

                Ah well. Parting is such sweet sorrow, but please do ask away before then!

                • milu
                  milu
                  July 4, 2021 at 9:51 am | #

                  I’m a bit self-conscious to be all like flirting in public, it feels like walking into a restaurant in a swimsuit or something^^ though I’m sure no one cares, and it doesn’t seem to bother you much

                  But OK, here goes: you said at some point that hanging here helped with mental health, do you still feel that way? how does it help?

                  If that’s too personal/sensitive a question then I’ll settle for you telling me a funny thing that’s happened to you this week. for whatever definition of funny. Or, the last movie you’ve watched that blew your mind, and you have to somehow tell me why without spoilers^^ THATS RIGHT ITS A CHALLENGE NOW

                  Anyway when i said “a few days” i meant, like, maybe 3 days. you will barely have time to miss my assprostate

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  July 4, 2021 at 10:21 am | #

                  Sorry if my last question seemed a little too personal; I just couldn’t find a more subtle way of asking about your particular orientation at the time.

                  In regard to intellectual wellness, I come here for more or less the same reason you do. I have some rather strong and admittedly unpopular positions on various things, and you can probably see why I couldn’t really share them without a certain degree of anonymity. Considering the very nature of this comic and where these discussions tend to go, this truly seems like a safe place to talk about hard things.

                • milu
                  milu
                  July 4, 2021 at 11:27 am | #

                  I’m baffled as to what you expected to gather of my orientation by bonding over our prostates X’D or why you felt that was a more gentlemanly thing to ask than”yo, which way you swing?” which is actually kind of complicated, let’s just call me bi though. You?

                  I’m also not sure what you reckon I’m getting from spending so much time in this comment section, but yeah, i guess i get to hang with the sort of nerds I miss in my life. And, also, like many Extremely Online people, I’m just a socially freaked-out, mentally fucked-up reclusive mess at the mo. I just so happened to plonk down here at some point and find it neat.

                  I’m not sure i get why anonymity is so important to you?

                  Anyway, im off to some mountains so, um, bi for now

                • Demoted Oblivious
                  Demoted Oblivious
                  July 4, 2021 at 11:41 am | #

                  Enjoy the mountains milu. And Wagstaff, you had me laughing out loud at, “safe to talk about hard things.”

                • Jhon
                  Jhon
                  July 4, 2021 at 3:18 pm | #

                  We are not afraid of hard things.
                  Hard candy, hard drives, hardball, hard bargains,

        • Vulcanodon
          Vulcanodon
          July 4, 2021 at 8:16 am | #

          I use a Rido R2 saddle for that reason. But there is no Earthly reason for the top bar in a commuter bicycle.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            July 4, 2021 at 8:51 am | #

            Sure there is, it’s there so you’re not SeEn RiDiNg A gIrLs BiKe.

            I’ve had various mountain bikes over the years, and always used one of those oversized, padded replacement seats. All the “bike sharing” short-term rental bikes have them, so I must have been on to something.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 4, 2021 at 9:10 am | #

          Or you can buy a recumbent like I have in my avatar pic anf not have any pain at all.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            July 4, 2021 at 3:20 pm | #

            Only in the wallet. (Seriously are there any recumbents that don’t cost as much as a motorcycle? I want to try one but not pay thousands for the opportunity…)

        • Eolirin
          Eolirin
          July 4, 2021 at 9:17 am | #

          That’s dividing things by sex, not by gender.

  26. nothri
    nothri
    July 4, 2021 at 1:57 am | #

    I feel like with that pun Danny is secretly asking “Will you please take this bike and run me over with it until I stop talking and/or moving?”

    • AGV
      AGV
      July 4, 2021 at 6:02 am | #

      No kink shaming

  27. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    July 4, 2021 at 2:07 am | #

    Hey, I got it right. She gets a bicycle.

  28. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    July 4, 2021 at 4:12 am | #

    oh yeah, Danny’s living the bi experience. that effortless pun just proves it.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 4, 2021 at 8:55 am | #

      You get it. You understand.

  29. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    July 4, 2021 at 4:35 am | #

    C’mon Sal. It’s a gift, don’t be so hars and be happy. A bike in winter is best. The coold air around you and the effort of pushing on the pedals is one of the best sensations ever. It makes you feel really alive. Danny is a precious friend ♡. I hope he gets another bike and then they start riding together. It would be great!

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      July 4, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

      You have different winters than I do.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        July 4, 2021 at 12:31 pm | #

        Studded tyres for the win!

  30. Major Matt Mason
    Major Matt Mason
    July 4, 2021 at 4:35 am | #

    Pastis called. He wants his pun back.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      July 4, 2021 at 6:03 am | #

      Rat and Goat are trying to stop said pun to go back.

  31. Keulen
    Keulen
    July 4, 2021 at 5:09 am | #

    To be fair, that’s a pretty good pun. You know it’s a good pun when the responses are groans or insults.

  32. Joe Angel
    Joe Angel
    July 4, 2021 at 7:44 am | #

    Why have the comics been so goddamn dadaist as of late?
    Why is Jason handcuffed?
    Why is Sal angry about Jason?
    Where’s her bike?
    Why is Danny giving his bike away?

    It’s been an entire week of entirely unrelatable bizarro moments.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 4, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

      Why is Jason handcuffed? I dunno, why does Amazi-Girl carry around condoms and print big blue A’s on the wrappers? Why is the local pizza place run by a wannabe supervillain? How can Dina and sometimes Joyce teleport into frame? This is a comedy comic, and sometimes it dips into absurdity for comic effect.

      Why is Sal angry about Jason? 1) she doesn’t like him because he was a shitty tutor who blamed her for not being able to get the one method he was teaching and didn’t work for her and considered her a lost cause. When her grades improved due to Danny’s tutoring, he suggested that maybe she finally started listening instead of admitting his approach wasn’t working for her. He made snap judgments on her intellectual capabilities based off her appearance more than once. And while Sal initiated the unethical sex, he brought up that he found her attractive in their first interaction – a fact which she was uncomfortable with at the time, since she only wanted tutoring. Sal is perfectly justified in her dislike of Jason, because even setting the sex aside, he was a bad tutor to her. 2) Despite that fact, she does find him attractive, and at the moment it seems like Sal’d really like to hook up with someone. Thus her earlier ‘I’m TOTALLY NOT JEALOUS’ about Asher and Jennifer. (She is totally jealous.)

      Where’s her bike? This is almost certainly a plot point. We don’t know yet because it is intentionally being left vague. The one fact we do know is that it’s a sore spot for Sal, making it likely it wasn’t her choice.

      Why is Danny giving his away? Dunno. Could be his friendship/possible crush on Sal. Could be a fit issue. Could be multiple factors. Could be the aforementioned dip back into comedy. We’re almost certainly going to hear more about this tomorrow.

      While two of these possibly are Comedy Strip Rules of the Universe, two of these are entirely explained as ‘past character interactions’ and ‘probable plot point that hasn’t been revealed yet.’ That’s not dadaist, that’s just how narratives work.

      Sorry for the curt tone, but I’m getting REALLY peeved at the implication Sal has no room to dislike Jason because she initiated the sex. She did, and that does change the uneven power dynamic a bit, but she had plenty of reasons to dislike him already. (Is it hypocritical to bring up the power imbalance? Maybe somewhat, though given the onus was still on him to shut it down, he still doesn’t look good in that one. Shocker, 18-year-olds can be hypocrites. That doesn’t mean her dislike of him can never be justified when the bigger reasons were how he dismissed her.)

      • Joe Angel
        Joe Angel
        July 5, 2021 at 11:09 am | #

        Eyyy I get that some (many) points since the timeskip are being left vague, and it does pay off (like today’s strip where Danny explains the bike).
        I still think Sal is going absurdly hard on Jason considering she goes to pester him every time she wants to get drunk, and he helped her to her dorms and tried at least a little to understand her.
        They fight a lot, sure, but she dishes out as much as she takes. Difference is, I’m sure Jason would get a screwdriver for her in a similar situation. And probably freak the hell out at a girl being handcuffed against her will in some dude’s dorm room.

        Seriously I am NOT okay with his handcuffs and REALLY hope there’ll be an AMAZING explanation for them. It’s hovering awfully close to “nonconsent is funny if it happens to dudes” and I’m not on board for it.

        • Joe Angel
          Joe Angel
          July 5, 2021 at 11:11 am | #

          And y’know, even looking at it from the perspective of timeskip plot points being danced around, y’gotta admit last week was weirdly dense with comics that’ll only make sense in hindsight.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          July 5, 2021 at 1:21 pm | #

          “considering she goes to pester him every time she wants to get drunk”

          Source? I haven’t seen anything to suggest this.

          As for “non consent is fun for dudes”, for me a lot’s taken out of that by the fact no actual sex happened or sounds like it’s going to happen. It’s still shitty, worrying and scary but not to the same degree as it would be otherwise.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      July 4, 2021 at 11:01 am | #

      In an absurd universe, DaDa is the only outlook that makes sense.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        July 4, 2021 at 12:34 pm | #

        Ba-dun-pshhh.

    • Sombrero
      Sombrero
      July 4, 2021 at 11:29 am | #

      Book 11 is Wiliis’ DaDa period, as Book 10 was his futurist one. Now wait for Book 12’s surrealism.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        July 5, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

        Book 12 is actually the Soggie War crossover event.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 4, 2021 at 2:30 pm | #

      Calling this week of strips “dadaist” is hilarious, tbh.

  33. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    July 4, 2021 at 8:09 am | #

    Sal would be awesome on a bicycle. And it might encourage her to quite smoking, which would be the source of considerable drama.

  34. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    July 4, 2021 at 8:54 am | #

    And after it gets stolen even though he put a lock on it, he’ll be bike FURIOUS

  35. Moonie
    Moonie
    July 4, 2021 at 11:36 am | #

    Haha I ship these two so much

  36. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    July 4, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

    Sal internally “this isn’t as cool as my motorcycle, but it’ll do for now”

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      July 4, 2021 at 12:36 pm | #

      Why not make Dan pedal and she can sketch along on her skates or a board?

  37. Daibhid C
    Daibhid C
    July 4, 2021 at 1:17 pm | #

    Look, we all know Danny only started riding a bike because he’s looking for a replacement hat, and the bike helmet looked silly without one.

  38. brionl
    brionl
    July 4, 2021 at 1:52 pm | #

    I’ve been waiting ages for somebody to ask me how I like Kipling…

    • Gophr
      Gophr
      July 4, 2021 at 3:15 pm | #

      How do you like Kipling?

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      July 4, 2021 at 3:36 pm | #

      I pity those who have never kippled.

  39. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    July 4, 2021 at 3:06 pm | #

    So does Sal miss her motorcycle because she got rid of it, or because it’s just in storage for the Winter?

    • Gophr
      Gophr
      July 4, 2021 at 3:13 pm | #

      Probably in storage for winter. I used to ride year-round when I lived in the Southwest U.S., since it seldom got cold enough for water to freeze– which is lethally dangerous when you only have two wheels. When I moved to the Midwest, I learned that even (and especially) the most seasoned riders here store their bikes for the cold weather.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      July 4, 2021 at 3:22 pm | #

      We don’t know. All we know is when Walky asked her where it was recently (so it’s probably a recent thing that wasn’t big news), she didn’t want to talk about it. I’m HOPING I’m wrong but I smell a Linda shaped rat.

      • Jammy
        Jammy
        July 4, 2021 at 6:48 pm | #

        I mean, she might end up saving someone again and we couldn’t have that.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          July 4, 2021 at 7:37 pm | #

          I vaguely remember Willis saying that freshmen weren’t allowed to have vehicles, so maybe Linda made a phone call.

  40. Mr D
    Mr D
    July 4, 2021 at 8:01 pm | #

    I-
    I’ve never had this problem? Me and me mum both use the same bike.
    Then again, now that I think about it… I’ve never had a bike of my own? Only the bikes passed down to me by my mum-

    • Woof
      Woof
      July 4, 2021 at 11:13 pm | #

      A “women’s” bike will have that dip in the frame in front of the seat. Presumably so that a skirt wearing person can easily remove their legs.

      Obviously it’s all arbitrary and by a vast margin, most bikes are gender neutral. Nothing wrong with owning a bike with a dip if you just like the aesthetic.

      Height is going to come into play much more. You may find it extremely painful to ride a bike that isn’t measured to you. You might find that you’re sore after riding or that your back/shoulders ache.

  41. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    July 4, 2021 at 11:59 pm | #

    Next Sal will say, “as long as it’s free…..”

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 17h
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 17h
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 1d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 1d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 1d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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