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by David M Willis on August 1, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 05 – As Long As It's Free
└ Tags: joe, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 1, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    BUT NOT ANYMORE

    wait no

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      August 1, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

      Just a mirage. See? I can put my hand through you and everything.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      August 1, 2021 at 4:42 am | #

      Joyce was a ghost the whole time? What a twist!

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 1, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

        Maybe Joe can tell they’re cartoons.

        • Felix
          Felix
          August 1, 2021 at 6:43 pm | #

          Nah he’s just recognizing that Joyce has changed and as such her past self is gone. In a sense anyways.

          • Daniel M Ball
            Daniel M Ball
            August 1, 2021 at 11:47 pm | #

            not ‘gone’, but changed. His reference is deeper there-it doesn’t matter if heaven or hell exist, so much as whether one acts as one believes on the subject. There are a lot of faux Christians out there who parse and slice the word of god to suit their own narrow prejudices, but even before she started questioning, Joyce acted with a level of integrity most of the preachers and followers (including her own mother) didn’t. she was “REAL”-she actually practiced the golden rule and practiced what she would preach.

            That’s a major difference from the stereotype, and from a lot of people who SAY they believe a thing, but don’t act on it. THey’re ‘fake’, but Joyce was ‘real’ in her deeds.

            see the difference?

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      August 1, 2021 at 5:18 am | #

      It seems like you may have…the Sixth Sense! xD

  2. Cmasta1992
    Cmasta1992
    August 1, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    MAKE OUT NOW

    • AutobotDen
      AutobotDen
      August 1, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      I am 100% here for that.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        August 1, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

        If only because Amber’s still right there, and she would have to aggressively ignore it.

        • AutobotDen
          AutobotDen
          August 1, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

          well, that too. but Joyce and Joe having A Moment.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 1, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

          Never underestimate Amber.

        • Robert Thompson
          Robert Thompson
          August 1, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

          Bold of you to assume she’s not writing slashfic of them as they speak

          • Tawnee
            Tawnee
            August 1, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

            *already wrote reams of slashfic of them during the timeskip*

          • woobie
            woobie
            August 1, 2021 at 5:19 pm | #

            Joe and Joyce would not be slash.

            • Ellegos
              Ellegos
              August 1, 2021 at 6:13 pm | #

              Well, not before she gender-swaps one of them, at any rate.

              • woobie
                woobie
                August 2, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

                I kinda feel like I’m talking to myself, here.
                And yes! (who will write it for us?)

        • DJTsurugi
          DJTsurugi
          August 1, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

          I would read a 1000 page comic of just Joyce and Joe making out while Amber aggressively tries to ignore it. ~<3

          • Yet_One_More_Idiot
            Yet_One_More_Idiot
            August 1, 2021 at 5:20 am | #

            I would read a 1000-page comic of just Joyce and Joe making out while Amber is aggressively trying to ignore the fact that they’re inviting her to join in in their most seductive manners. 😀

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        August 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

        Amber shares a half-bath with Dorothy and Becky. Dorothy would absolutely vacate so Joyce could get to work, but I feel like Becky is a bit of a wild card here. 33% chance she has zero issues, 33% chance she says “Wait until marriage!” no matter what, and 34% chance “Joyce saying “I’m an atheist, God isn’t real, mind leaving the room so I can fuck my boyfriend.” gives Becky a catatonic Joyce-reaction-panel and they just push her out of the room.

        Halfway through typing that last sentence, it occurred to me that they could just go to Joyce’s room (Sarah would absolutely bounce upon Joe’s arrival), but the thought of Becky getting a wide-eyed reaction needed to be birthed into the world, assuming Willis hasn’t already beaten me to the punch.

        • Jenn
          Jenn
          August 1, 2021 at 2:46 am | #

          Oh my god, Becky doing a Joyce eye-pop reaction would be absolutely fantastic, holy shit

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            August 1, 2021 at 10:07 am | #

            How would that even work, given she has the dot eyes? Would that cause her to spontaneously generate visible sclera for a frame?

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              August 1, 2021 at 2:51 pm | #

              Sometimes they do. I think Walky popped them when they saw the Hymmel episode he was in.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 1, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      OH, FUCK, THAT’S A JOE LINE. God, these callbacks would make Stan Lee weep. Took me a second read to get it.

      • Mae
        Mae
        August 1, 2021 at 9:05 am | #

        Would you mind telling me what strip it is? I have no idea what this is referring to lol

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      August 1, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      I approve this sentiment.
      **gets their magnets off the fridge and awkwardly taps them together**

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        August 1, 2021 at 9:39 am | #

        I misread that first as a typo of “tapes them together” and thought, ‘it’s a bit early for bondage, no?’… oh, right… ‘taps’

        • Rose by Any Other Name
          Rose by Any Other Name
          August 1, 2021 at 12:12 pm | #

          You know, like bumping two dolls together to imitate kissing.

          That said, Joyce might actually find bondage quite relaxing. If she can let herself go and relax into it, anyway. A little shibari with no actual limb restraint might be a good place to start.

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 1, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

      Honestly? I hope not now. Joyce is still emotionally raw from losing her religion.

      If this pairing is going to happen, I’d prefer it to be when Joyce is more emotionally stable.

      And y,know, Joe has some issues too, I guess.

      • fridge_logic
        fridge_logic
        August 1, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

        I just want them to hug, a lot. I think they should hug until they feel safe and stable again. Might be a few weeks but I’m here for it.

        • Jeff
          Jeff
          August 1, 2021 at 2:34 am | #

          A few weeks there time. A year or so our time lol

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            August 1, 2021 at 9:42 am | #

            3¾ – 5 years. We got two months in a decade, pre-skip. Post skip time still seems plenty slow, if not slower.

            • Wagstaff
              Wagstaff
              August 1, 2021 at 2:01 pm | #

              It’s like the everlasting gobstopper of webcomics!

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 1, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    I mean “real” in this context is relative as she’s actually a fictional character as well as you Joe.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 1, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      Yeah, honestly. I wish he’d get with the program already. Why can’t these fictional characters just realize they’re fake and stop playing it up like they were real? So tired of it smh my head.

      • Freddie!
        Freddie!
        August 1, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

        What? and blaspheme against The Lord Willis?

  4. ian livs
    ian livs
    August 1, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    I just love how much they’ve developed since the start, y’all

  5. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    August 1, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    They’re getting Married. Calling it.

    • Carla's #2 Fan
      Carla's #2 Fan
      August 1, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

      He’s for sure playing the long game. And by “game” I mean that he’s clearly had real feelings for her since she started texting him in class, but he didn’t get in the way when she was testing the waters with Jacob, he just respected her boundries and looked put for her. Since, he’s worked on himself, something he continues to do so that he can better be there for her. I don’t think they’re getting together right now, but he’s absolutely gonna show her he can be husband material if it’s for her.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 1, 2021 at 8:35 am | #

        And I thought I was optimistic.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 1, 2021 at 9:14 am | #

        They likely are the long game, unless Willis has more twists for us and Joe is definitely interested, but that’s not at all what he’s doing. You’re ignoring his own hang-ups. He’s not trying to show he’s husband material, because he knows he’s not. He knows he’s just like his dad and he’d cheat on her and hurt her, which he couldn’t bear.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 1, 2021 at 9:31 am | #

        I definitely don’t think Joe is, like, actively trying to work his way up to asking her out. That seems a little too calculated for him and I think it would make their relationship come off as artificial, that Joe and Joyce’s bonding over the people they’re slowly becoming as hard as it is was so Joe could get up in that instead of it being about them bonding because they find that bond emotionally fulfilling and rewarding.

        I don’t think Joe is outright consciously aware that he’s into Joyce, I think he’s significantly emotionally invested in her, but Joe as he is now would never admit to himself that he loves her because admitting he loves her means admitting that he could be like his dad, who loved his wife and then constantly cheated on her because he’s a wacky horny frat bro who just can’t help himself, and that’s all Joe will allow himself to be for fear of hurting someone he loves.

        …and now that I bring Joe’s dad up, I wonder if his marriage to Amber’s mom will collapse riiiight around the same time Joe is making some nominal headway into shedding his own hangups.

        • Carla's #2 Fan
          Carla's #2 Fan
          August 1, 2021 at 9:11 pm | #

          I did struggle to balance the idea of a long game and authenticity. I absolutely don’t think of it as forced and him manipulating her, I just mean that whether he realizes it or not, he is willing to take his time with her. You do make a good point about his fears due to his father, but it’s clear he’s working on himself at his own pace.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 1, 2021 at 8:53 am | #

      Of course they’re getting married. And then Jacob reenters the picture.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        August 1, 2021 at 9:45 am | #

        And declares his love for Joe.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          August 1, 2021 at 11:20 am | #

          Joe who?

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            August 1, 2021 at 12:46 pm | #

            don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it

  6. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    August 1, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Hm! Ship. . . Shipping Mode. . .Activating!

    Joe uses. . . emotional depth and honesty? It’s. . .Super Effective?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      The problem is, combining their first names in almost any manner just gives you either “Joyce” or “Joyce” but spelled wrong.

      We need to use their last names. Brosenthal?

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

        JoJo

        I’ve pushed this for years now.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

          Their relationship would be a bizarre adventure, I’ll give you that.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            August 1, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

            Especially if a mad man like me made a mysterious arrow from an equally mysterious meteorite.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          August 1, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

          Fuck, Brosenthal is incredible, but Spencer also has it. Their child will inevitably go by “Jojo Brosenthal” and they’re the protagonist of Part 9.

          • Khyrin
            Khyrin
            August 1, 2021 at 7:58 am | #

            That’s the Part where Kakyoin laid an egg, right?

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          August 1, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

          For years, you say? I don’t think Joe’s the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            August 1, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

            Ever since…. that time they pretended to be married in Gender Studies class?

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              August 1, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

              Wasn’t that Dorothy/Joyce (cue Becky’s internal screaming) and Walky/Joe?

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                August 1, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

                Joe and Joyce were briefly married and you could make out through some of the covered text (and then later how he acted while married to Walky) that the idea of marriage as an institution really upset him.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        August 1, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

        Rosenbrosen

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        August 1, 2021 at 4:52 am | #

        My favorite is still Joeyce.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          August 1, 2021 at 9:51 am | #

          +1
          It doesn’t really need a distinctive verbal analogue since
          a) the vast majority of fandom discussion is textual
          b) we won’t be meeting up for discussions at conventions soon since
          c) the world is still increasingly covered in death, and it appears ‘rona is doing her darndest to outpace our vaccines since “we” (as a species) are refusing vaccination.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          August 1, 2021 at 7:55 pm | #

          Re: Brosenthal… Browsenthal maybe, but just brosenthal leaves me thinking of Joe and his ‘frat bros’ (c’ept ‘e don’t have ’em) so maybe like.. Danny and Jacob? Or even Joe and Dadjoe (rhymes-ish with dude-bro)

      • woobie
        woobie
        August 1, 2021 at 5:23 pm | #

        No.
        “Joy”.

  7. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 1, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Holy shit, it’s happening.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 1, 2021 at 12:33 am | #

      I’ve been reading DoA for 6-7 years now and I don’t think I’ve ever hoped for a plot development like this.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 1, 2021 at 8:36 am | #

        Wait for it.

        • misanthropope
          misanthropope
          August 1, 2021 at 1:56 pm | #

          …and we cut to a different plotline with no return to or mention of this one for five years

  8. NerdHerder
    NerdHerder
    August 1, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh shit.

  9. Proxiehunter
    Proxiehunter
    August 1, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Joe? Why are you using the past tense?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Because she’s not real anymore, as the camera pans back to Amber wondering why Joe is talking to himself in her room.

    • AntJ
      AntJ
      August 1, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      Because now she’s not being true to herself. She’s doing things she never wanted to do, just because she believes she’s fundamentally different now that she doesn’t believe in a higher power. Joe is saying she’s been a good person all along, and that was from her, not a higher power enforcing her morality.

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 1, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      He’s using the past tense to say that the person she was at that time was real.

      And a 10.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 1, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

      Don’t ask silly questions when you can clearly see the gun in Panel 5.

  10. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    August 1, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Alright, who’s the asshole that called that they’d have a deeply personal conversation in Amber’s room while she was still there? I feel like we all owe you at least $5USD.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      It wasn’t me but I am both an asshole and want five dollars, so I’ll take it.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      August 1, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      You rang?

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        August 1, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

        If you’re enough of a weirdo to DM me on Twitter (add one more “n” to the end of my name) I will send you $5. Maybe this was obvious, but I’m floored you predicted this so accurately.

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 1, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

          I was going to object on the accuracy front, but five bucks is five bucks. Go for it!

        • RedCat
          RedCat
          August 1, 2021 at 3:14 am | #

          Did you?

          • Clif
            Clif
            August 1, 2021 at 8:38 am | #

            They included link and everything.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              August 1, 2021 at 9:55 am | #

              It seems RC is waiting for confirmation from S that they sent RTD 5$

              • Schpoonman
                Schpoonman
                August 1, 2021 at 1:15 pm | #

                Nothing in my Twitter inbox. I don’t think I have random messages blocked.

    • Disastroid
      Disastroid
      August 1, 2021 at 12:40 pm | #

      I’m playing the meta line here and betting that someone will have a deeply personal conversation in this thread about betting on a deeply personal conversation. Come on, seven!

  11. AutobotDen
    AutobotDen
    August 1, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    … oh my gods.

  12. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    August 1, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Man, this comic just gets harder and harder to recommend to my Christian friends

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      Crises of faith do happen, as do conversations to this effect when they’re had by two atheists, one of whom is newly minted.

      • RacingTurtle
        RacingTurtle
        August 1, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

        Joe isn’t an atheist. He said as much. He just doesn’t do a lot of formal observance.

      • Proto_Eevee
        Proto_Eevee
        August 1, 2021 at 1:41 am | #

        Yeah, but all my Christian friends would believe it’s somehow an attack on their religion

        • RedCat
          RedCat
          August 1, 2021 at 3:13 am | #

          Sounds like your Christian friends are hard to recommend to generally, huh.

          • Proto_Eevee
            Proto_Eevee
            August 1, 2021 at 5:10 am | #

            Not really. They’re just real sensitive about their religion

            • RedCat
              RedCat
              August 1, 2021 at 6:34 am | #

              Not in a satanic panic kinda way though, right?

              • Proto_Eevee
                Proto_Eevee
                August 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm | #

                Only in a “they get upset if I suggest their God isn’t real” kind of way.

                • misanthropope
                  misanthropope
                  August 1, 2021 at 2:00 pm | #

                  so, like they can bring up opinions they have that they know you don’t share ALL THE TIME (idk about your friends, but the goddists in general find that virtuous) but you cant verbalize disagreement without being “disrespectful”?

                  seems fair

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  August 1, 2021 at 4:14 pm | #

                  @misanthropope, you have no idea….

                • Demoted Oblivious
                  Demoted Oblivious
                  August 1, 2021 at 10:52 pm | #

                  It sounds like @misanthropope has exactly the right idea.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          August 1, 2021 at 9:25 am | #

          I mean, it’s not really about them, I guess?

          Like, Joyce lost her faith because how her faith was taught to her by her upbringing was harmful to her, but Becky’s right there with the exact same upbringing and constantly modifies her beliefs to accommodate accurate worldviews while still ardently maintaining her faith. No there’s no firmament and the universe isn’t 6000 years old, but the important stuff Becky still holds onto.

          Meanwhile Joyce’s dad was a huge old fundie asshole and… radically altered his behaviour in the face of his daughter’s refusal to be cruel to Dorothy.

          Jennifer’s nominally theistic, though it doesn’t come up much, same for Danny. That’s how religion manifests for them. God’s real, okay I guess, what’s for lunch?

          Like yeah Becky’s dad was a huge fundie asshole, in a story where the main character grew up in a bad fundie environment, is there not supposed to be a huge fundie asshole at some point?

          Keep in mind, in the older Walkyverse comics (what David Willis did before Dumbing of Age), Joyce’s upbringing wasn’t absurdly poisonous and consequently she kept her faith, and her regaining that faith was treated as a positive by herself and the narrative.

          • Kelibath
            Kelibath
            August 1, 2021 at 2:30 pm | #

            Yes – all of this. The comic’s primary narrative might be viewed through the lens of Joyce (and at this point, Joe), but there are other perspectives in play, and these provide other potential stances which widen our viewpoints.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              August 1, 2021 at 2:40 pm | #

              Yeah like, I think it’s important for these discussions to note that Joyce’s story isn’t The Dark Truth Behind Christianity And Indeed All Religions, Joyce’s story is a deeply personal one about someone who was raised in a poisonous version of what should enrich her life, and consequently she rebels against it once exposed to the world around her.

              • Wagstaff
                Wagstaff
                August 1, 2021 at 4:11 pm | #

                How exactly does religion enrich one’s life? Do you think there are other ways to satisfy the need for such enrichment without religion of supernatural belief of any kind?

                For instance, humanist assemblies are living proof that fellowship isn’t the exclusive province of religion. So there’s one.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  August 1, 2021 at 4:14 pm | #

                  r/atheism is over yonder, my dude

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  August 1, 2021 at 4:23 pm | #

                  I’m not too familiar with that idiom, at least in this context.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  August 1, 2021 at 4:32 pm | #

                  Oh cool let me be direct then: I’m not gonna get into a discussion on the necessity of theology and the personal relationship someone can have with their faith in the dumbingofage.com comments section, and certainly not in response to an unprompted take like “How exactly does religion enrich one’s life? Do you think there are other ways to satisfy the need for such enrichment without religion of supernatural belief of any kind?”

                  I don’t need to justify the existence of religion to you.

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  August 1, 2021 at 4:45 pm | #

                  That’s just fine. I’m only curious on what kinds of important purposes you think it serves in peoples’ lives, that’s all.

                  Note that I would still be open to others besides you sharing what they think.

                  My prompt was really a response to your comment, “raised in a poisonous version of what should enrich her life”.

                • Demoted Oblivious
                  Demoted Oblivious
                  August 1, 2021 at 8:04 pm | #

                  For those interested in these discussions, sometimes with people willing to support implied assertions:
                  reddit/r/atheism

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  August 1, 2021 at 10:20 pm | #

                  Sorry if that assertion was out of line.

                  I’m just concerned that some of the needs that people strive to have met in being part of a church or ideological community, may really be more like conditioned needs than natural human needs.

                • Demoted Oblivious
                  Demoted Oblivious
                  August 1, 2021 at 10:46 pm | #

                  It’s all good @Wagstaff, I wasn’t refering to your assertions as you were quite willing to continue what seemed an interesting discussion. Others were not willing to continue and support theirs. I think you’ve raised an interesting point, and frankly am interested in what you would argue are conditioned vs natural needs of such communities. Being an effective critic wouldn’t likely be my strength here however, as I suspect we’d be largely in agreement.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            August 1, 2021 at 10:50 pm | #

            How, if Becky and Joyce have the same upbringing, and incredibly similar experiences, Joyce losing her faith is the fault of, “how her faith was taught to her,” and yet this didn’t result in the same for Becky. They were in the same church and home school classes.

    • Arian
      Arian
      August 1, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

      Hey, some Christians think this comic is great! 😀

    • Amos Batista
      Amos Batista
      August 1, 2021 at 6:27 am | #

      I got this problem anymore: as I turn myself a non-believer, I figure out 95% in my church are not my “friend”.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        August 1, 2021 at 10:10 am | #

        This brings to mind my only real problem with atheism. We don’t have any sort of broadly available, open-door, morally supportive, community centers. And I get why (organized moral idealistic centres breed othering and judgement). But the positive aspects of being in a community church (seemingly surprise help during ordeals, like food deliveries after a baby arrives) feel absent.

        I know there are some organizations out there seeking to get this ball rolling, they just don’t yet have the reach of the dozens of churches, mosques, temples etc… that are in my (relatively small) city.

        The obvious answer is to start, find or join something, which I’m (excuses). …. goes back to bed.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          August 1, 2021 at 10:39 am | #

          I get where you’re coming from, but the whole point of atheism is to unmoor yourself from the entire construct of organized religion. While this has its good points, it DOES mean that you lose the community organization that is part and parcel with the big organized religions.

          My parents took us to church as children, and enrolled us in their youth group, but looking back, they were never big believers themselves. I think they did it mostly for the community aspects, they wanted me and my sib to have that sense of community growing up, and were willing to accept the religious indoctrination that went with it.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            August 1, 2021 at 10:40 pm | #

            It’s an interesting perspective, but I disagree that atheism has a ‘point’ at all. It’s a (specifically) aspiritual perspective. That may bring with it the desire to disengage from a particular organization (like a toxic religious house) but an atheist outlook doesn’t inherently lead to a desire to disengage from a social/cultural collective. I can’t see (or not see) gods and spirits. However, I can absolutely see communities and their effects, and there do seem to be some positive things associated with community churches and even larger religions that would probably benefit society as a whole if more broadly shared. (not the fanaticism and spirits stuff, but the idea of community)

            An example of such was already given, but for a larger structure yet personal example: a catholic friend of mine had a vehicle breakdown in Montreal, but he’s from California. Knowing no-one in the city, he was broke and had nowhere to stay. As a catholic he was able to walk into a church and they helped him out, fed him, let him sleep the night and saw him on his way when his pay finally came in and he could pay the mechanic.

            While absolutely an anti-fan of the catholic church, the organization enabled a member to be protected in a time of need. The idea of being able to do this or participate in a humanist organization like this to have somewhere to give, and be a part of community is what seems lacking. Which you already agreed with and apparently I just felt like rambling more. Thanks for hearing me earlier. It’s appreciated.

            • Wagstaff
              Wagstaff
              August 1, 2021 at 11:14 pm | #

              Very well put Demo!!!

              But just one thing. Atheists and agnostics can still be spiritual, which just entails knowing your values and acting on them, without believing in the supernatural.

              Sorry if this sounds more like a pet peeve, but I think a better descriptor in place of “aspiritual” would be “non-supernatural”. Actually, the very definition of being a philosophical Naturalist is not believing in anything supernatural!

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                August 1, 2021 at 11:27 pm | #

                Interesting definition of spiritual. Almost opposite how most people I know tend to use it.

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  August 1, 2021 at 11:29 pm | #

                  Wait, you mean people you know use it to mean being ignorant of your own values and NOT acting on them?

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  August 1, 2021 at 11:32 pm | #

                  No, not that weird interpretation. More about the supernatural element.

                • Wagstaff
                  Wagstaff
                  August 1, 2021 at 11:41 pm | #

                  Oh, that makes more sense. But not the opposite definition though. The point is that acting on your values, being spiritual, has nothing to do with your position on the supernatural.

                  Gee, I sure hope the next major lingua franca to develop after English in the next 500 years will be a lot less confusing and stupidly thrown together.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  August 1, 2021 at 11:49 pm | #

                  Yes, I wasn’t sure where your definition of “spiritual” stopped in your post. For many people, “spiritual” is explicitly linked to the supernatural.

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                August 1, 2021 at 11:33 pm | #

                If you meant that part separate from the definition of spiritual, then the definition isn’t almost opposite, just pretty different.

        • khn0
          khn0
          August 1, 2021 at 3:19 pm | #

          We had them. Free thought movements was quite big at a time.
          We also a “cult of reason” once.
          And you might even consider trade unions centers in Pelloutier/Pouget versions as an agnostic version of it.

          • Amos Batista
            Amos Batista
            August 1, 2021 at 4:03 pm | #

            I’m gonna think about these questions. Thanks.

      • Josh Spicer
        Josh Spicer
        August 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm | #

        Yeah if the basis of your relationship with your “friends” was based entirely on you both being Christian and at a church, chances are they were never your “friends” to begin with.

        Real homies stick with ya even if ya lose faith.

        • Amos Batista
          Amos Batista
          August 1, 2021 at 9:27 pm | #

          Oh, yeah, I got few friends, and they are my besties.
          Peharps I found more friends here.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            August 1, 2021 at 9:48 pm | #

            Yes, you have found them.

            If you’d like, you’ve got a friend in me.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        August 1, 2021 at 8:00 pm | #

        @Demoted Oblivious, regarding the fact that secular organizations like humanist assemblies “don’t have the reach of dozens of churches, etc.”, it really doesn’t help that those organizations don’t have the same nigh unquestionable tax exemptions that religions do.

        @Deanatay, if you have to accept indoctrination to be part of a community, it’s not really a community, is it?

        Any group that routinely excludes people for disagreement will eventually be left with a pool of uncritical, compliant followers. That’s not the same as uniting a community.To unite means to eliminate divisions. Eliminating people, as many, many Abrahamic sects have done and still do, only proves their INABILITY to unite their communities.

        @khn0, “cult of reason” ought to be an oxymoron, don’t you think?

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          August 1, 2021 at 8:11 pm | #

          Oh, absolutely no argument from me on that. Although as non-profits they still likely benefit from some exemptions, it’s not nearly as broad as churches for sure.

          My complaint isn’t with secular organizations, but the lack of their availability, which is not their fault. (social barriers etc)

          Also, even the idea of such a thing is very young, since some of the core/earliest tenets of free-thinking is somewhat antithetical to organizing in a coherent fashion around humanism or compassion without turning into ideological centers.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            August 1, 2021 at 8:52 pm | #

            That is very true.

            ” Morality is not distinctively Christian, any more than it is Mohammedan. Morality is human, it belongs to no ism, and does not depend for a foundation upon the supernatural, or upon any book, or upon any creed.

            Morality itself is a foundation. “

            – Robert G. Ingersol

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              August 1, 2021 at 10:25 pm | #

              That’s a new one for my book of quotes. Thanks Wags!

    • Kelibath
      Kelibath
      August 1, 2021 at 2:27 pm | #

      NGL it’s tough reading as a Christian to have a modern-day college comic repeatedly insist matter-of-fact “God isn’t real!” when the main character started off as a Christian (albeit a thoroughly sheltered, homeschooled, massively misled Christian never encouraged toward critical thinking at all). There are plenty of areas of the faith that aren’t evangelical fundamentalism. But the comic itself is nuanced, fun, meaningful, and I now unironically care for and would protect several characters, even if I wasn’t warned up-front for quite a while that it was semi-autobiographical and written by someone who is no longer in the same faith as before. In other words, I hope at least some of your friends would be able to appreciate it! But certainly give them an up-front perspective/content note first.

      • Kelibath
        Kelibath
        August 1, 2021 at 2:35 pm | #

        Rereading my reply and I feel I should adjust it because the impression that I’m unhappy with or judge Willis’ work for this approach was unintentional. It’s fine, it just feels saddening and jarring to me. I really appreciate the inclusion of characters like Becky who are broadening their horizons from earlier understandings as well as Joyce who seems to be rejecting and rebuilding her worldview more totally. Becky if anything is closer to my own experience (and my upbringing was only /mildly/ conservative!) – although maybe with less of the snark defence mechanism in play, but hey, still. It depends on whether your friends are the sort who were encouraged towards critical thinking at the same time as perceiving what we see in the world through the lens of faith and vice versa – or if they’ve literally been told that any contrasting opinions are the devil’s work and to shun and hide away from them. I do hope they appreciate it if you show it to them though! And I have to say, cool rebel teen Joyce is basically me at uni, so, thanks for that, RNG <3

  13. Wagstaff
    Wagstaff
    August 1, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    *plays “The Unicorn and Princess Rainbow” by Steven Burns on Voxola PR-76*

  14. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    August 1, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Hats off to Joe.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      August 1, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

      Slow. fucking. Clap.

  15. Jonah Sanville
    Jonah Sanville
    August 1, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    oof, right in the feels

  16. Some1
    Some1
    August 1, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Joyce: but what if I don’t exist? What if I’m just the creation of a Transformers addict who thinks Hawaiian shirts are stylish? What then?

    Joe: then Hell does exist and we are in it.

    • Andy
      Andy
      August 1, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      1. I feel like Joe would get sidetracked by the Hawaiian shirts thing and be confused by the implication that Hawaiian shirts aren’t stylish
      2. Wait, Hawaiian shirts aren’t stylish? Since when?

      • Matthew E Davis
        Matthew E Davis
        August 1, 2021 at 2:04 am | #

        I think Joe and Hawaiian shirts are a multiversal constant. Who ends up with who may change, superpowers may change, aliens existing or being a kids show may change, but Joe will always wear at least one Hawaiian shirt.

        • Disastroid
          Disastroid
          August 1, 2021 at 12:43 pm | #

          So it’s like Space Dandy but for a specific piece of wardrobe? Keen.

  17. Clif
    Clif
    August 1, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Oh, no. Joe is making sense.

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      August 1, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

      Oh come on. Even Patrick Star has the right idea on one occasion.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 1, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

        I would probably be impressed if I had any idea who Patrick Star was.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 1, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

          He was the third drummer for the Beatles. Kids these days…

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            August 1, 2021 at 1:33 am | #

            Beatles. I’ve heard of Beatles. A famous band back in the ’50s, right?

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              August 1, 2021 at 8:55 am | #

              No, Beatles are the insects that can lift 700 times their own weight.

            • OBBWG
              OBBWG
              August 1, 2021 at 10:38 pm | #

              They were a boy band that didn’t even get onto iTunes. Here is a review of their music.

          • OBBWG
            OBBWG
            August 1, 2021 at 1:27 pm | #

            Sorry, Delicious Taffy, you are confused. That was Patrick Starr, with two r’s. A common mistake.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 1, 2021 at 3:38 pm | #

              Oh shit, you’re right. Thanks, stranger! I was thinking of the guitarist for Korn.

        • RedCat
          RedCat
          August 1, 2021 at 3:11 am | #

          Wait, really?

        • Josh Spicer
          Josh Spicer
          August 1, 2021 at 12:23 pm | #

          If I asked you if mayonnaise was an instrument would you just be confused or would you answer me honestly?

        • OBBWG
          OBBWG
          August 1, 2021 at 1:25 pm | #

          Patrick Star (and friend).

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            August 1, 2021 at 8:14 pm | #

            +1 Thank you. I love it.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      August 1, 2021 at 4:50 am | #

      He does that sometimes.

  18. Kravis
    Kravis
    August 1, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    And you were real… In bed!

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 1, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

    *chanting* Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 1, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      I will be ineffectually furious if we get to the end of this storyline and no overt romantic interactions/overtures occur, but they really should leave Amber’s room first.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        August 1, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

        Nah, it’ll give her better fuel for her pornographyliterature if she sees it.

        Once a hand goes under a shirt, then it’s time to leave.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          August 1, 2021 at 5:54 pm | #

          Has no-one shared with you the term
          “cliterature”
          ?

  20. Moon
    Moon
    August 1, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    they’re wearing the same colors. what does it mean…

    • Wagstaff
      Wagstaff
      August 1, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      Hmm….. surely that CANNOT be a mere coincidence on behalf of Willis.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      August 1, 2021 at 1:36 am | #

      It’s called “limited pallette.” It’s a thing artists do.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        August 1, 2021 at 5:41 am | #

        Were there any other times Willis did this? To such a degree with characters?

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 1, 2021 at 3:21 pm | #

          I never noticed, but he uses a limited palette pretty much all the time. And not the only comic artist that does.

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            August 1, 2021 at 8:20 pm | #

            Asking Willis about limited pallete in his comic right now might just reveal whether or not we CAN ship JoJo. With some deductive reasoning, that is.

  21. Thulcandran
    Thulcandran
    August 1, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    Damn you, Willis, right in the feels.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      August 1, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      My really good friend Katherine passed away from complications of COVID at the end of November last year. She was real. She existed. Now she doesn’t exist any more.

      WHAM! ….. right in the feels indeed.

      • RedCat
        RedCat
        August 1, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

        I’m really sorry. I didn’t know her, but now I know about her. And that’s good.

      • Amos Batista
        Amos Batista
        August 1, 2021 at 6:24 am | #

        I’m sorry for your loss.

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        August 1, 2021 at 10:00 am | #

        She still lives in my memories, and the memories of the people who knew her. And when you get right down to it, isn’t that about all we can ask for?

        So therefore, in the Dumbiverse, so long as people remember him, Mike is not dead either.

        Of course, that goes both ways. Somewhere out there in the Dumbiverse Blaine and Toedad still exist too.

        • Wagstaff
          Wagstaff
          August 1, 2021 at 2:08 pm | #

          Sure that denigrating Dumbiverse dad duo still exist too. And no doubt they’ll survive ten centuries hence — stuffed with cotton and hung in a museum.

          That way, future generations can learn how NOT to have their unfortunate attitudes.

      • Thulcandran
        Thulcandran
        August 1, 2021 at 12:56 pm | #

        That’s awful – I’m so sorry for your loss.

      • Kelibath
        Kelibath
        August 1, 2021 at 2:37 pm | #

        I’m so sorry for your loss, but thank you for sharing her with us.

  22. Grimey
    Grimey
    August 1, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    Panel 6 & 7 together gives me so much life right now.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 1, 2021 at 12:37 am | #

      They’re pretty perfect.

  23. Rectilinear Propagation
    Rectilinear Propagation
    August 1, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    WERE?!

    What does Joe know that the rest of us don’t?!

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      August 1, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      Joyce died over the timeskip, but her ghost can’t let go.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        August 1, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

        I fucking TOLD Y’ALL

  24. drs
    drs
    August 1, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    I infer Joe (and Dad?) is a non-believing but somewhat culturally practicing Jew. Probably doesn’t keep kosher, cares enough to teach Amber about Hanukkah.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      August 1, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

      You’re correct, I believe.

    • RacingTurtle
      RacingTurtle
      August 1, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

      He said he’s not an atheist, but he’s clearly not super-religious, either. Heaven and hell just aren’t really Jewish concepts the way Christians envision them.

      • Wagstaff
        Wagstaff
        August 1, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

        Well if I’m not mistaken, in Judaism, or at least Orthodox Judaism, being unaligned with the will of Yahweh is the ultimate punishment in and of itself.

        In addition, there’s actually a passage in the Hebrew Bible that denies the existence of any life or consciousness beyond death:

        “For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten.

        Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any [thing] that is done under the sun.”

        — Ecclesiastes 9:5-6, Leningrad Codex

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 1, 2021 at 1:36 am | #

          Leningrad, eh? Awfully Russian-soundin’, ain’t it? Best toss that one out to be safe, patriot.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          August 1, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

          Some scholars think mentions of God were interpolated into Ecclesiastes just to get it in the Bible.

        • Uly
          Uly
          August 1, 2021 at 2:40 am | #

          There are reasons Christians, on the whole, don’t seem to be fond of Ecclesiastes.

        • BlackCatGodess
          BlackCatGodess
          August 1, 2021 at 8:53 am | #

          That’s one interpretation of the afterlife in Judaism; like many things, there are multiple potential answers but most of us agree we can’t really know what happens after we die.

          Also, we don’t use Yahweh as a name for God. The vowels for God’s name have been lost and it’s considered very blasphemous to mispronounce it, so we use epitaphs and euphemisms instead (e.g. Hashem, Adonai).

          • I am Nothing
            I am Nothing
            August 1, 2021 at 9:30 am | #

            Very interesting!

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            August 1, 2021 at 12:39 pm | #

            If I’m not mistaken, wasn’t it considered blasphemous to pronounce it correctly for over two millenia?

            To my knowledge, some prints of the Hebrew Bible even have it written backward so as to ensure that not even the most absent-minded believer would accidentally pronounce it.

        • drs
          drs
          August 1, 2021 at 3:03 pm | #

          But there’s also a Talmudic passage about how a short list of people, including apikorsim (Epicureans) will have no place in the life to come.

          Judaism isn’t as *into* the afterlife but the idea is there. https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/afterlife

          • Wagstaff
            Wagstaff
            August 1, 2021 at 5:37 pm | #

            What exactly do you mean by “the life to come”? Is that necessarily an afterlife or just a way of referring to the new period of the Kingdom of Israel?

            Also, it is instructive to note that translated passages in the Old Testament that mention “soul” actually translate that word from the Hebrew nephesh, which literally translates to “breath of being”, and is used in that text to refer to any living creature. Judaism really didn’t develop anything close to the Christian concept of the “soul” until they came into contact with the Greeks and their concept of psyche (as well as Zoroastrians and their beliefs) after the 6th century B.C.E.

  25. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 1, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    Hnnnnngh, feelings.

  26. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 1, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

    This is more or less what I expected. And yet I am still gobsmacked he’s come right out and said it.

  27. Shitbird
    Shitbird
    August 1, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

    So how long until these 2 admit they have feelings for each other?

  28. Galen Wheeler
    Galen Wheeler
    August 1, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

    Joyce, honey, no. You can do so much better.

    Remember, you hired Mike punch Joe once upon a time.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      August 1, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

      Do you remember anything else about her back then? They definitely both have a lot they probably look back on and wince.

    • He Who Abides
      He Who Abides
      August 1, 2021 at 3:05 am | #

      That sounds more like a “Joe, you can do better” argument, honestly.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 1, 2021 at 8:45 am | #

        They can both do better. Dorothy isn’t at Yale yet.

    • Josh Spicer
      Josh Spicer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

      Yeah and she wasn’t in the right to do so.

  29. MrSmith
    MrSmith
    August 1, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

    Joe is doing really well here but he probably doesn’t realise how close he is to idealising Joyce, to putting her on a pedestal and attributing standards to her that she can’t possibly live up to

    If he hasn’t already

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

      I think he’s doing the exact opposite of idealizing her, and while “one day she’ll be perfect and you’ll wish you got on that” definitely sounds like idealizing, I think it’s more admiration of who she is than idealizing a vision of her that doesn’t exist.

      He’s telling her right now that all her Wacky Fundie Girl Quirks were part of her and don’t need to get brushed aside with the dissolution of her faith. Joyce’s religious identity is gone, but the rest of her doesn’t have to go with it.

      • MrSmith
        MrSmith
        August 1, 2021 at 1:08 am | #

        Well I hope you’re right because if they’re to succeed as a couple then putting Joyce on pedestal is certainly not the way to go about it

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          August 1, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

          Nah if he were putting her on a pedestal then they wouldn’t have had that conversation earlier where it hits Joyce that she’s just a monkey.

          Joe cracks a joke, and then instead of either pulling a Dorothy by lionizing and trying to calm her panic or indulging in her catastrophizing, he lets it happen and shares his thoughts.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      August 1, 2021 at 8:19 pm | #

      Joe doesn’t need to idolize nor idealize Joyce; however, he may need to put her on a pedastal. so. they. can.

      KISS

  30. He Who Abides
    He Who Abides
    August 1, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

    C’mon you two, KISS! I wanna have two of my ships set sail in the same week!

  31. PB
    PB
    August 1, 2021 at 12:54 am | #

    Ship may be leaving port, repeat, SHIP MAY BE LEAVING PORT

  32. VinzKlortho
    VinzKlortho
    August 1, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

    AW
    AWWWWWW
    AYE FUCKIN’ DOUBLE YOO

  33. Johan
    Johan
    August 1, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

    *buy tickets for the cruise*
    This ship is setting sail.

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      August 1, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

      It’s sailing so hard that somehow Joe and Joyce in the original Walkyverse might actually be getting together.

      Actually, with that in mind, it’d be pretty intense of Willis to run Joe and Joyce together full through marriage and divorce, only to get her together with Walky when they’re adults. :taps chin contemplatively:

      [Reminder to those needing it that DoA ties to the original ending of Walkyverse wherein Joyce and Walky question “would we have gotten together under different circumstances”].

  34. MrSmith
    MrSmith
    August 1, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

    Damn Joyce, head down and looking up with those big, blue eyes would melt anyones heart

    Now we just need Jacob to walk in….

  35. chuckroast
    chuckroast
    August 1, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

    Yeeeeeeeeees. Gooooooooood. Let the love flow through you.

  36. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    August 1, 2021 at 1:47 am | #

    Let’s get it on!

  37. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 1, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

    Wow! That’s profound.

    So, in all Joe’s quest of avoiding feels is not super effective.

    • Geneseepaws
      Geneseepaws
      August 1, 2021 at 6:56 am | #

      People are good at lying to themselves, but not very good at not feeling. They are pesty old feelings and I cannot shut them off.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        August 1, 2021 at 10:20 am | #

        Anti-depressants are pretty good at muting them. Not perfectly, but enough that you don’t care to succeed or fail at anything and just kind of exist.

  38. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    August 1, 2021 at 1:59 am | #

    It’s not that Joyce isn’t real any more, it’s that NONE of this is real. Joyce worked so hard on her Julia Gray comic strip that she inceptioned herself into it. She’s now nothing more than a self-insert.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 1, 2021 at 9:14 am | #

      All-Star Dumbing of Age by Grant Morrison

  39. Jammy
    Jammy
    August 1, 2021 at 2:03 am | #

    Oh, tender, beefy, yet oversexed Joseph. Your Jewish background actually makes this strip even more palpable and genuine in a humanistic way.

  40. Tim C.
    Tim C.
    August 1, 2021 at 2:12 am | #

    I keep checking each frame to see if the beard is growing.

  41. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    August 1, 2021 at 2:27 am | #

    Joe: Unless you’re a Tibetan Buddhist in which case you don’t exist but Heaven and Hell exist because you think they do.

    Joyce: AH!

    Joe: Oh right, you’re not ready for World Religion 101.

  42. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 1, 2021 at 2:36 am | #

    “… And I loved you for your sweetness and light!”

  43. Sol
    Sol
    August 1, 2021 at 2:45 am | #

    My Joeyce shipping heart is loving this but I bet I’m gonna have said heart stomped cruelty in one of the next couple of strips, if not *the* next one ;-;

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      August 1, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

      A home is not built by the laying of a single brick, but by laying many bricks over a long time.

      • misanthropope
        misanthropope
        August 1, 2021 at 2:07 pm | #

        and lots of pipe.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          August 1, 2021 at 5:59 pm | #

          XD 👍 Bravo!

  44. Rachel
    Rachel
    August 1, 2021 at 3:04 am | #

    Guhhhhh I am so excited we are finally getting serious Joe character development, and that that development is pointing in the direction of Joyce x Joe, since she’s been a level of honest with him that she hasn’t shared with anyone else, and he’s taking it seriously and trying to be a caring friend about it. A really big deal. AHHHH

  45. RedCat
    RedCat
    August 1, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

    Oooo their outfits fit. Colors-wise!

  46. Hacksaw
    Hacksaw
    August 1, 2021 at 3:29 am | #

    I find it interesting that no one seems to see the possibility that Joe and Joyce could be really loyal friends, and not romantically involved. Or maybe it just ‘cause I ship Joyce and Sarah. :p

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      August 1, 2021 at 3:51 am | #

      It’s possible, sure, but it doesn’t feel like what’s been built towards, and I don’t think we’re ever really been given an indication of Sarah as having any sapphic tendencies, but I mean, it’s possible I am forgetting something. I kinda read them as more like siblings, though, big and little sis.

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 1, 2021 at 5:49 am | #

        Definitely sisters.

    • Amos Batista
      Amos Batista
      August 1, 2021 at 6:14 am | #

      Yes, finally someone spoke about it.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 1, 2021 at 7:32 am | #

      That’s what happened in the other universe.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 1, 2021 at 9:13 am | #

        They almost boned there too, and did in HAII’s universe.

    • zee
      zee
      August 1, 2021 at 12:15 pm | #

      I mean the fact that Joe is very clearly in love with her doesn’t help

    • Josh Spicer
      Josh Spicer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:28 pm | #

      Sarah sees Joyce as a little sister to take care of. Obviously that could change over time, but we’ve been given no indication Sarah sees Joyce as anything but an annoying puppy that she now has to take care of.

  47. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    August 1, 2021 at 3:43 am | #

    Awww. Sad puppies eyes… for Joe and Joyce… So sweet (♡) and so sad. Joe can’t stand anymore to see how Joyce is more and more sad and angry and finally they are talking about it. But it’s still to soon for Joyce for calm down. This will probably end with one of them go away and both of them more sad. A beautiful drama, who Amber will probably ignore. I just hope Amber will not ignore it and will speak with one of them about it. Especially with Joe.

  48. Bottas Heimfe
    Bottas Heimfe
    August 1, 2021 at 4:19 am | #

    when the fuck did JOE become this fucking real.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      August 1, 2021 at 7:44 am | #

      He can get surprisingly intense about Joyce stuff.

  49. Keulen
    Keulen
    August 1, 2021 at 4:53 am | #

    My shipping of these two has intensified.

  50. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    August 1, 2021 at 5:48 am | #

    Somehow i never saw the connection between these two
    I might be a bit blind

  51. Amos Batista
    Amos Batista
    August 1, 2021 at 6:19 am | #

    In this moment, a sudden glow shines from the door, growing into the entire room. So, throuugh the light, a figure comes out walking, a male blond figure, dressing a black shirt.

    It’s Mike.

    Soon, he extend his hands to Joyce, as he is inviting:

    – C’mon, Joyce, it’s time to go.

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      August 1, 2021 at 7:18 am | #

      NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  52. Lone Duck
    Lone Duck
    August 1, 2021 at 6:19 am | #

    That alt-text tho, perfect comedic timing.

  53. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    August 1, 2021 at 7:02 am | #

    NOW KISS

  54. Geneseepaws
    Geneseepaws
    August 1, 2021 at 7:02 am | #

    (Points). That’s me in the corner! That’s me in the. Spot. Light.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      August 1, 2021 at 6:01 pm | #

      Losing my religion!

  55. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    August 1, 2021 at 7:31 am | #

    Then Mike shows up and reveals he faked his death.

    Joe: WHAT, WHY!?

    Mike: Just to interrupt moments like this.

    • Josh Spicer
      Josh Spicer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:29 pm | #

      Or Hallucination Mike shows up to interrupt which causes Amber to interrupt accidentally.

  56. Minkey93
    Minkey93
    August 1, 2021 at 7:55 am | #

    Having seen the glimpses of Joe’s real character behind the fuckboy smarm. I am fully behind him being the one to truly help Joyce through this.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      August 1, 2021 at 10:32 am | #

      Joe always had a good heart. We can see this in his long-standing friendship with Danny. It’s just that due to his role models growing up he never really knew how to (or that he HAD to) form equally beneficial and understanding relationships with women beyond mutual sexual gratification.

      • Alex
        Alex
        August 1, 2021 at 11:16 am | #

        He also gets upset when Danny doesn’t share his values around sex. A good heart but under several layers of smarm.

    • justin8448
      justin8448
      August 1, 2021 at 1:10 pm | #

      I think Joe will need as much help with his issues as Joyce does. He thinks he’s incapable of having a real relationship.

  57. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    August 1, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

    Amber “I’m still here, you know ?”

  58. Blozor
    Blozor
    August 1, 2021 at 8:14 am | #

    I’ve shipped Joyce and Joe since the beginning because they both bring out the best in each other. But I teared up a little at this one.

    Also: WHAT IS UP WITH THE VIDEO ADS WITH NO “X”?? I’m trying to type a comment here, and a video is taking up 3/4 of my screen every 15 seconds. This used to not be a thing.

    • rjmmbc
      rjmmbc
      August 1, 2021 at 11:40 am | #

      I cleared my browser data (cookies, history, etc) and that seems to have taken care of the massive video pop up for now.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 1, 2021 at 12:27 pm | #

      You must be on mobile.

      Tell your browser to load the ‘desktop version’ of the site. There’s no difference except the giant video doesn’t pop up.

  59. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    August 1, 2021 at 8:32 am | #

    Damn. Joe is going to make such a good husband when he grows up y’all.

  60. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    August 1, 2021 at 11:39 am | #

    Damnit Joe, I swear after we show you some media depicting positive platonic male-female relationships, we’re gonna make a half-decent person outta you!

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      August 1, 2021 at 6:03 pm | #

      Oh man. Do you have some recommendations?

      • Beau Kirin Maysey
        Beau Kirin Maysey
        August 2, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

        Hunchback of Notre Dame, to start with…

  61. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    August 1, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

    Oh……oh damn…Joe…don’t give me hope like that you human you.

  62. zee
    zee
    August 1, 2021 at 12:18 pm | #

    Now kith

  63. Smooti
    Smooti
    August 1, 2021 at 12:36 pm | #

    Joe showing Joyce that just because there isn’t a big man in a book telling her right from wrong doesn’t mean she personally doesn’t know right from wrong. She always knew deep down under all the conditioning. And I think deep down she knows Joe is a good person too, or else she wouldn’t confide in him like she does.

    Also what are the chances amber heard any of that and thus knows Joyce is an atheist now, or do ya think she went straight back to whatever game she’s playing

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 1, 2021 at 12:59 pm | #

      Look, Praetorium isn’t gonna queue itself. Joyce and Joe’s weird conversation can wait.

  64. Vulcanodon
    Vulcanodon
    August 1, 2021 at 1:06 pm | #

    THIS is the cost of telling someone their whole life: “You don’t matter, you can’t be moral just to be a good person. Any good thing you’ve ever done is because of God.”

    She is in such pain.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 1, 2021 at 1:22 pm | #

      That was always one of more quiet-but-horrifying things growing up in a church. I’m glad that Dorothy had the chance to call that out last semester.

  65. Thulcandran
    Thulcandran
    August 1, 2021 at 2:05 pm | #

    I’m so thick, I just got this. He’s telling her that person, who did believe in God, and Heaven, and Hell, existed (and mattered), and the fact that she’s a different person doesn’t make her past self less important. I knew the past tense mattered, but couldn’t quite wrap my mind around it.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      August 1, 2021 at 6:07 pm | #

      Thank you. You and AntJ I think have the right of it. Contemplating Joe’s choice has filled my day.

  66. Liz
    Liz
    August 1, 2021 at 6:04 pm | #

    Is it weird to ship Joyce and Joe? Because I’m definitely shipping Joyce and Joe

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 1, 2021 at 7:05 pm | #

      It’s never been more right.

  67. ludwigoon
    ludwigoon
    August 1, 2021 at 9:52 pm | #

    Can’t believe Joyce wasn’t real this whole time

  68. Jungle Dwayne
    Jungle Dwayne
    August 1, 2021 at 11:03 pm | #

    NOW KISS!!!!11ONE

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