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by David M Willis on December 6, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: dina, jennifer, sal, walky

Discussion (159) ¬

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    December 6, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    Stay classy, Walky.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 6, 2011 at 12:42 am | #

      He needs Joe’s CLASSY shirt, now.

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 6, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    He’s showing you his cunnilingus skills Billie.

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      December 6, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

      That last panel was making think I should start shipping those two. Your comment confirms it.

      • agentksilver
        agentksilver
        December 6, 2011 at 11:17 am | #

        Joooooin us

        • dchorror
          dchorror
          December 6, 2011 at 10:47 pm | #

          We’ve got cookies. Better ones than the dark side.

      • Raye
        Raye
        December 6, 2011 at 11:52 am | #

        Noooooooo BillieXSal for life <3

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      December 6, 2011 at 1:19 pm | #

      @ David H: While his shirt is having its period, no less.

  3. Michael
    Michael
    December 6, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    Was Dina just carrying that around for emergencies?

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      December 6, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      A paleontologist is always prepared.

      Or is that a Boy Scout?

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        December 6, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

        A paleontologist is always prepared? So that’s why she had a shirt declaring her love for boners.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        December 6, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

        Who was it that cited Land Of The Lost yesterday? Now they’re ready to go!

        Dorothy, Joyce, Billie and the Walkertons,
        On a college fun expedition,
        Met the greatest backpack ever known,
        Dina reached in,
        And pulled forth a mighty raft,
        And took them to a land like none they’ve known!

    • ScytheAkse
      ScytheAkse
      December 6, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

      sal’s look of surprise and amazement mirror my own

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      December 6, 2011 at 6:01 am | #

      You know, if this kind of thing happens to her a lot, then maybe there’s a reason she hauls around a huge pack just to go eat at the dining hall…

    • sarpiedon
      sarpiedon
      December 7, 2011 at 9:23 am | #

      Her backpack must be a portal into hammerspace. Maybe that’s where Optimus Prime’s trailer goes…

  4. Moonshine McGee
    Moonshine McGee
    December 6, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    He still doesn’t look as silly as Billie.

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 6, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Dina seems to have a pool tube conveniently in her backpack.

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      December 6, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      Now she just needs a swimsuit. Preferably one with dinosaurs on it.

      Maybe one with Dinosaur Comics on it.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 6, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

        Or she just needs a swimsuit with a reptile scales pattern motif.

        • Joebo
          Joebo
          December 6, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

          Judging by http://fav.me/d3bcfbr I would say that she is stuck dressed as she is.

          • Joraiem
            Joraiem
            December 6, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

            We can dream! After all, if that’s as changed as they get, we don’t see Joyce in a swimsuit either.

            How is the PSL supposed to occur then???

            • iSaidCandleja-
              iSaidCandleja-
              December 6, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

              Via wet shirts?

              • Joraiem
                Joraiem
                December 6, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

                I retract my previous statement.

          • Thores
            Thores
            December 6, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

            Wait, Willis not only knew this was happening 9 months in advance, but designed their outfits that early? Daaaaang

            • Joraiem
              Joraiem
              December 6, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

              He’s got the comic buffer set up waaaay in advance. I dunno if it’s 9 months, but it’s a big one. I guess it helps, since he does SP basically on the fly, it seems.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 6, 2011 at 2:25 am | #

            Never mind that, Superdrama pointed out the SEMME stripe on Sal’s bikini in the comments to that DeviantArt picture.

            Say whaaaaa?

            • Random832
              Random832
              December 6, 2011 at 7:56 am | #

              I’m pretty sure the point “not every stripe is a SEMME stripe” has already been made in the comments to the actual comic, at some point in the past.

      • Kalan
        Kalan
        December 6, 2011 at 3:54 am | #

        Does she? Dinosaurs never used swimsuits.

  6. Teowulf
    Teowulf
    December 6, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Walky is such a bamf.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 6, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

      BAM! …and the dirt is gone.

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        December 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm | #

        Really? A new avatar again? And I bet whenever anybody reads this, you’ll have just recently switched your avatar again, too.

    • John Harmon
      John Harmon
      December 6, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      He’s a teleporter?

      • Jon
        Jon
        December 6, 2011 at 2:56 pm | #

        BadAss MotherFucker, apparently. Yea, you’re right, it’s stupid.

  7. Inara
    Inara
    December 6, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Sal looks pretty impressed there…starting the countdown to Sal/Dina shipping now.

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      December 6, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

      Is that impressed, or her “What the fuck?” face?

  8. Hello, Mr. Anderson
    Hello, Mr. Anderson
    December 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Is Dina also Ramona Flowers? Does she have a giant hammer somewhere in there?

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      December 6, 2011 at 1:04 am | #

      Maybe she’s Thief, and that’s her bag of infinite holding.

      • lightsabermario
        lightsabermario
        December 6, 2011 at 3:15 am | #

        While we’re at it, maybe she’s Mary Poppins, and that’s her carpetbag.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 6, 2011 at 3:26 am | #

          Ms. Frizzle.

          That is all.

          • Wackd
            Wackd
            December 6, 2011 at 8:11 am | #

            She’s Felix, that’s her magic bag of tricks.

          • Pat
            Pat
            December 6, 2011 at 12:58 pm | #

            Ms Frizzle has a bag?

            Naw, if she was Ms Frizzle they’d all be in swimwear the moment you looked away from the bus.

    • Kalan
      Kalan
      December 6, 2011 at 3:57 am | #

      It’s her Roger Rabbit bag. she can pull anything out of it, as long as it’s funny.

    • Sporkaganza
      Sporkaganza
      December 6, 2011 at 4:59 pm | #

      Gotta be Time Lord technology.

      • Usayasha
        Usayasha
        December 6, 2011 at 7:05 pm | #

        Obviously she is Batman, and that is her utility belt in disguise.

  9. Henry
    Henry
    December 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    With Walky’s tongue, who the hell needs OxyClean?

    Besides Billy Mayes, I mean.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 6, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

      I think what Billy Mayes needed was a complimentary airline helmet and a stay at Bety Ford.

      But OxyClean will leave those bones whiter than white and sparkling clean!

      • NakedDumblydore
        NakedDumblydore
        December 6, 2011 at 1:05 am | #

        ;_; So it goes.

        Dude, The Weather Channel is not the same without Billy Mayes.

  10. Andrew Colunga
    Andrew Colunga
    December 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Licking Walky… SO CUTE!!!

    • Cl0ckw0rk
      Cl0ckw0rk
      December 6, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

      Seconded!

      • bargamer
        bargamer
        December 6, 2011 at 1:08 am | #

        Thirded!

        It’s like some unholy cross between :3 and :p

        • Fred
          Fred
          December 6, 2011 at 1:56 pm | #

          :þ

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 6, 2011 at 9:38 am | #

      Walky Gravatar

      You’re welcome. ^_~

      • saturnwonder
        saturnwonder
        December 6, 2011 at 4:36 pm | #

        SQUEE!! 😀

  11. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky uses LICK
    Billie FLINCHES

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 6, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

      Nonono, she’s PARALYZED.

      • Zababcd
        Zababcd
        December 6, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

        Thankyou. I’m glad someone corrected that so I didn’t have to. If he used BITE it might make her FLINCH. But why would Walky BITE his shirt?

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 6, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

          So that he can get his daily dose of fiber, of course.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 6, 2011 at 2:28 am | #

            Billie uses ACTING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED
            Billie is PARALYZED

      • Wandering Meme
        Wandering Meme
        December 6, 2011 at 12:12 pm | #

        Billie uses “Oh My God!”
        It’s super-effective!
        Joyce overhears!
        Joyce uses “INVITE”
        Billie gets transported to church on sunday!

  12. Rylan
    Rylan
    December 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Nice touch on the background birds, Willis. Also, I may or may not have cleaned a shirt that way before.

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      December 6, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

      I have, but you usually have to do it immediately, not several hours later.

  13. Joraiem
    Joraiem
    December 6, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Billie, you were sitting with Walky on the bus. How did you not notice the stain? Do the glasses block the sun, Dina, and ketchup stains blocked by just an open jacket?

    • Edd
      Edd
      December 6, 2011 at 1:02 am | #

      I though that too but he was wearing a jacket at the time. Look at panel 2.

    • Edd
      Edd
      December 6, 2011 at 1:05 am | #

      Damn, I mean December 2nd. And the stain is to the far right.

  14. Janette
    Janette
    December 6, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    Dina is the best part.

  15. Malisteen
    Malisteen
    December 6, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

    Billies been pretty adorable lately, I have to say. Those glasses are hilarious.

  16. Joraiem
    Joraiem
    December 6, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

    Wait… what is Sal going to light that match with?

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      December 6, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

      A cigarette. You know, the one in her mouth.

      • Joraiem
        Joraiem
        December 6, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

        No, no, I know she’s going to light the cigarette with the match, but what is she going to light the MATCH with?

        • iSaidCandleja-
          iSaidCandleja-
          December 6, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

          Depending on where it came from, the matchbook.

          • Moogle
            Moogle
            December 6, 2011 at 1:08 am | #

            Eh, I know people who can light matches off of shoes, or things made out of leather. I imagine it’s a trick Sal would have mastered.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 6, 2011 at 3:09 am | #

              Unless she somehow got her hands on the old fashioned matchs instead of the safety matches, she would need the box it came in.

              • vlademir1
                vlademir1
                December 6, 2011 at 3:41 am | #

                They do still make the classic ones and they’re fairly readily available.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 6, 2011 at 7:04 am | #

                  Not in Oz they’re not, I can tell you.

    • Bill M.
      Bill M.
      December 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm | #

      I’ve known people who can light match off of zippers.

  17. NCP19
    NCP19
    December 6, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    Walky kitty!

  18. a99steaksauce
    a99steaksauce
    December 6, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

    walky nyan

  19. Xi
    Xi
    December 6, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

    Welp, that explains that. Now -looks at Sal and Dina-, MAKE OUT!!! MAKE OUT!!! (does the pointing fingers at each other thing).

    ^My most perverted comment yet… >.>;;

    • Xi
      Xi
      December 6, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

      Also, it appears to not matter which computer I comment from, it will always give me the Ruth grav… -shrugs-

      • Jason
        Jason
        December 6, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

        But if you use a different email address…

        • Jason
          Jason
          December 6, 2011 at 12:44 am | #

          Ta-da!

          • Zababcd
            Zababcd
            December 6, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

            You evolved! (Sorry, I was just commenting on Pokemon references above).

            • Aydr
              Aydr
              December 6, 2011 at 11:50 am | #

              Ouch. Poor Dorothy.

              …good thing that the change didn’t go the other way. That could have been a lot worse.

            • Jason
              Jason
              December 7, 2011 at 12:02 pm | #

              Boy, will I ever be happy when the Pokemon meme dies! (Yes, same Jason.)

  20. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    December 6, 2011 at 12:35 am | #

    Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

    Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      December 6, 2011 at 1:08 am | #

      Maybe read some of the earlier comments before commenting yourself, darlin’. 😉

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      December 6, 2011 at 8:14 am | #

      Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

      Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

      Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

      Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

      Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.

      Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?

      …

      OK, Devious, don’t move!

      The Bishop!

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 6, 2011 at 9:35 am | #

        So, what is it?

  21. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    December 6, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

    This plotline is a portrait of Walky’s ever-increasing insanity.

  22. Alex
    Alex
    December 6, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

    No, Billie, beachin’, not bongoin’!

  23. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 6, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

    A-HA! The mystery of the stain is finally solved!
    Also: Make out with him, Billie. You know that tongue of his can do amazing things.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 6, 2011 at 2:31 am | #

      The is abound tonight.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 6, 2011 at 2:32 am | #

        That was supposed to say Perverse Sexual Lust. The hyperlink is still good, though.

  24. Alechsa
    Alechsa
    December 6, 2011 at 12:49 am | #

    He… he’s had that stain for like… days… it is NOT ketchup from that morning…

    *shudder*

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 6, 2011 at 10:38 am | #

      No those were different shirts. He changed shirts each day…and promptly gets a stain on *all* of them.

      Breakfast ketchup is tricky business.

  25. Brendan
    Brendan
    December 6, 2011 at 12:49 am | #

    The trick to building a “childhood friend” relationship is to still be a child.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 6, 2011 at 1:06 am | #

      He’s just breaking it to her easy. Even someone as socially challenged as Walky is aware that most people simply do not appreciate a finely aged ketchup.

  26. Kasamari
    Kasamari
    December 6, 2011 at 12:52 am | #

    Dina has a bag of infinite holding! And apparently she has packed for all possible occurences (^_^)

    • Zababcd
      Zababcd
      December 6, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

      She is using Time Lord technology. Which is also how she got what is actually an alien creature attached to her head.

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      December 6, 2011 at 1:09 am | #

      Yes, but does she have an ARMOIRE OF INVINCIBILITY???

  27. Edd
    Edd
    December 6, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

    And this is why Billie is awesome.
    And this is why Walky is awesome (just like me).
    And this is why Dina is awesome (and she has an emergency inflatable ring thing on the off chance she goes to the “beach”).

  28. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    December 6, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

    Having read too much XKCD, I misread this as “huge ass-stain”.

    The result was unpleasant.

    • SlenderTroll
      SlenderTroll
      December 6, 2011 at 1:36 am | #

      Best Gravatar.

  29. Animal
    Animal
    December 6, 2011 at 12:58 am | #

    He’s the American Dave Lister.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      December 6, 2011 at 8:15 am | #

      Oh my god, he totally is. He just needs the dreadlocks.

      • Wackd
        Wackd
        December 6, 2011 at 8:16 am | #

        And a guitar.

        • Animal
          Animal
          December 6, 2011 at 7:47 pm | #

          And a Cat. And an android. And a hologram. And a mile-long starship.

          …I think that’s it.

  30. Valdrax
    Valdrax
    December 6, 2011 at 1:06 am | #

    Wh- where do you get french fries for breakfast?

    I mean, tater tots, yes. Potato cakes, yes. Hashbrowns (in all the many regional varieties), yes.

    But french fries?

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 6, 2011 at 1:09 am | #

      Tommy’s. But not being in So. Cal. I don’t think that helps. And with access to Tommy’s he’d likely have passed the McNuggets over for chili laden breakfast sammiches.

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      December 6, 2011 at 1:10 am | #

      The mini fridge.

      Plus it’s the weekend. Chances are good his breakfast was at lunchtime.

    • Kalan
      Kalan
      December 6, 2011 at 5:40 am | #

      There’s always somebody else’s leftovers from last night. (we already know he was otherwise occupied, food product-wise)

      • agentksilver
        agentksilver
        December 6, 2011 at 6:58 pm | #

        This was my guess.

    • Bill M.
      Bill M.
      December 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm | #

      There are restaurants around me that will serve their lunch menu for breakfast as well. Some even offer select breakfast items all day. Not everyone is a 9-to-5er.

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        December 6, 2011 at 1:25 pm | #

        French fries is NOT a breakfast item, Walky-You-Slob! Somebody please educate this guy about healthy food choices.

        • Blob Marley
          Blob Marley
          December 6, 2011 at 3:25 pm | #

          I’m sure he KNOWS that they’re not a healthy choice. He just doesn’t care. Carpe cholesterol, baby!

  31. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    December 6, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

    Never thought Dina would be so well prepared… at least she knows how to do best of her situation XD

  32. Ter
    Ter
    December 6, 2011 at 1:26 am | #

    Well, this answers the question on if Sal is still pantsless.

    This makes me sad 🙁

  33. Matt
    Matt
    December 6, 2011 at 3:04 am | #

    I’ve never been to Indiana, what’s the climate like in mid-August (since that’s when this is presumably still happening)? I ask because everybody’s going to the beach, but a large portion of the cast is wearing hoodies and other cold-weather clothes.

  34. The_Detective
    The_Detective
    December 6, 2011 at 4:01 am | #

    Sal and Dina are the best parts of everything now.

  35. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    December 6, 2011 at 4:21 am | #

    Walky needs one of those Tide To Go sticks or something like that.

  36. aaron_bourque
    aaron_bourque
    December 6, 2011 at 5:24 am | #

    You mean Walky doesn’t eat fries with mayonnaise?

    Huh.

    • David
      David M Willis
      December 6, 2011 at 8:20 am | #

      Because he’s not a MONSTER.

      • ADHadh
        ADHadh
        December 6, 2011 at 9:34 am | #

        Woop woop!

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 6, 2011 at 10:58 am | #

        HAH! I never did get the whole mayonnaise on the fries thing.

        I guess I just never got pouring more saturated fats directly into my mouth than the fries already had.

        • Thomas
          Thomas
          December 6, 2011 at 1:28 pm | #

          “Do you know what they eat with French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise!” – “Ugh!” – “I’ve seen ’em do it, man. They fucking drown ’em in the shit.”

          • khambatta
            khambatta
            July 8, 2013 at 1:53 pm | #

            French Fries War: with mayonnaise/coleslaw, satay sauce, and onions. Nom!

        • Valdrax
          Valdrax
          December 6, 2011 at 5:08 pm | #

          Ranch is superior to all other fry dipping sauces.

          • Darksen
            Darksen
            December 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm | #

            I’m with Valdrax on this one, and yes I have been lurking forever, and of all the things I wanted to comment on, this was the one what done me in.

    • Lordphulish
      Lordphulish
      December 7, 2011 at 7:28 am | #

      At least it wasn’t poutine.

  37. Jackson
    Jackson
    December 6, 2011 at 6:49 am | #

    “I’m still in college! Hygiene is for grown-ups.”

  38. Tom T.
    Tom T.
    December 6, 2011 at 7:10 am | #

    Wait until Walky sees that Dina apparently brought onion rings. Or at least one really big onion ring.

  39. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    December 6, 2011 at 7:57 am | #

    Alrighty! Just finished the archive binge on this baby, and I like what I see.

  40. Wix
    Wix
    December 6, 2011 at 9:26 am | #

    Okay, Dina proves once again that she’s awesome and adorable, Walky proves once again that he’s gross in a funny way that isn’t -too- bad, and Billie proves that she’s embaressed by her ‘friends’.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 6, 2011 at 10:43 am | #

      To be fair, you don’t have to be all that antisocial to have Billie’s reactions in this comment. Funny or not, Walky is not the paragon of sanitation here.

  41. nothri
    nothri
    December 6, 2011 at 10:16 am | #

    The life preserver makes this comic awesome.

  42. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 6, 2011 at 10:47 am | #

    Curious that Dina and Sal swapped left/right between the first and last panel. Which walked around the other? (Close examination of the background shows that the camera is still on the same side of them; they’re the ones that moved.)

  43. Dr.Z
    Dr.Z
    December 6, 2011 at 10:54 am | #

    To Walky’s adorable ‘kitty lick lick face:’

    In the immortal words of Dana Carvey:

    “…too cute…

    …can’t move…”

  44. Bill M.
    Bill M.
    December 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm | #

    I’m imagining Walky going *lick, lick* “Wait… this isn’t ketchup.”

  45. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    December 6, 2011 at 12:57 pm | #

    Do I want to know why Dina has an inner tube in her back pack?

  46. Habap
    Habap
    December 6, 2011 at 1:51 pm | #

    My first thought was that Dina had brought a lei, which would be appropriate for the beach, n’est pa?

    • Habap
      Habap
      December 6, 2011 at 1:53 pm | #

      err, n’est pas?

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      December 6, 2011 at 3:26 pm | #

      Does that mean Dina got lei’d?

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        December 6, 2011 at 3:46 pm | #

        O-hoh!

  47. Locke
    Locke
    December 6, 2011 at 3:00 pm | #

    HOW IS WALKY NOT FAT

    I envy that fictional metabolism.

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      December 6, 2011 at 3:20 pm | #

      I have that metabolism IRL. Sorry.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm | #

      I could eat anything, everything, in any quantity, and remain thin, until I was about nineteen. Then, I could eat anything, everything, in any quantity, and…not be so thin anymore. So I can buy Walky’s metabolism but would advise him not to expect to keep it for much longer.

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      December 6, 2011 at 7:01 pm | #

      Well he is eighteen.

  48. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    December 6, 2011 at 3:17 pm | #

    I love Walky’s :3 face

  49. L
    L
    December 6, 2011 at 10:05 pm | #

    Joyce’s mom: “I can see why you picked him, this shirt is licked dry!
    *Walky thumbs up*
    Joyce: Eventually…

  50. KingStarscream
    KingStarscream
    December 6, 2011 at 10:28 pm | #

    Kitty Face Walky needs to be a new print or something. Eating ketchup off his shirt and all.

  51. dchorror
    dchorror
    December 6, 2011 at 10:56 pm | #

    These are fun to make.

    • dchorror
      dchorror
      December 6, 2011 at 10:57 pm | #

      Stupid linking problem.

      http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/Amielo/?action=view&current=heartstain.jpg

  52. mccat
    mccat
    December 6, 2011 at 10:58 pm | #

    cute puppy, panel four

    /diesofcuteness

  53. Al the Mighty
    Al the Mighty
    December 10, 2011 at 9:58 am | #

    Only Walky and all those girls? Now in the beach? This is like a twisted Love Hina (or your harem anime of choice)

  54. ProjectXa3
    ProjectXa3
    December 31, 2011 at 2:52 am | #

    You know, I would probably do *precisely* the same thing as Walky in such a situation.

  55. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    January 24, 2012 at 11:23 pm | #

    Why does Dina keeps a boat in her backpack.

  56. ParanoidSpy
    ParanoidSpy
    October 20, 2013 at 2:50 pm | #

    Is that Brookville Lake?

  57. Chris
    Chris
    October 9, 2014 at 12:59 pm | #

    It’s whipped cream all over again!

  58. AniDanny
    AniDanny
    May 20, 2016 at 12:44 pm | #

    The perfect avatar!

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