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Rainbow Friends
Stay classy, Walky.
He needs Joe’s CLASSY shirt, now.
He’s showing you his cunnilingus skills Billie.
That last panel was making think I should start shipping those two. Your comment confirms it.
Joooooin us
We’ve got cookies. Better ones than the dark side.
Noooooooo BillieXSal for life <3
@ David H: While his shirt is having its period, no less.
Was Dina just carrying that around for emergencies?
A paleontologist is always prepared.
Or is that a Boy Scout?
A paleontologist is always prepared? So that’s why she had a shirt declaring her love for boners.
Who was it that cited Land Of The Lost yesterday? Now they’re ready to go!
Dorothy, Joyce, Billie and the Walkertons,
On a college fun expedition,
Met the greatest backpack ever known,
Dina reached in,
And pulled forth a mighty raft,
And took them to a land like none they’ve known!
sal’s look of surprise and amazement mirror my own
You know, if this kind of thing happens to her a lot, then maybe there’s a reason she hauls around a huge pack just to go eat at the dining hall…
Her backpack must be a portal into hammerspace. Maybe that’s where Optimus Prime’s trailer goes…
He still doesn’t look as silly as Billie.
Dina seems to have a pool tube conveniently in her backpack.
Now she just needs a swimsuit. Preferably one with dinosaurs on it.
Maybe one with Dinosaur Comics on it.
Or she just needs a swimsuit with a reptile scales pattern motif.
Judging by http://fav.me/d3bcfbr I would say that she is stuck dressed as she is.
We can dream! After all, if that’s as changed as they get, we don’t see Joyce in a swimsuit either.
How is the PSL supposed to occur then???
Via wet shirts?
I retract my previous statement.
Wait, Willis not only knew this was happening 9 months in advance, but designed their outfits that early? Daaaaang
He’s got the comic buffer set up waaaay in advance. I dunno if it’s 9 months, but it’s a big one. I guess it helps, since he does SP basically on the fly, it seems.
Never mind that, Superdrama pointed out the SEMME stripe on Sal’s bikini in the comments to that DeviantArt picture.
Say whaaaaa?
I’m pretty sure the point “not every stripe is a SEMME stripe” has already been made in the comments to the actual comic, at some point in the past.
Does she? Dinosaurs never used swimsuits.
Walky is such a bamf.
BAM! …and the dirt is gone.
Really? A new avatar again? And I bet whenever anybody reads this, you’ll have just recently switched your avatar again, too.
He’s a teleporter?
BadAss MotherFucker, apparently. Yea, you’re right, it’s stupid.
Sal looks pretty impressed there…starting the countdown to Sal/Dina shipping now.
Is that impressed, or her “What the fuck?” face?
Is Dina also Ramona Flowers? Does she have a giant hammer somewhere in there?
Maybe she’s Thief, and that’s her bag of infinite holding.
While we’re at it, maybe she’s Mary Poppins, and that’s her carpetbag.
Ms. Frizzle.
That is all.
She’s Felix, that’s her magic bag of tricks.
Ms Frizzle has a bag?
Naw, if she was Ms Frizzle they’d all be in swimwear the moment you looked away from the bus.
It’s her Roger Rabbit bag. she can pull anything out of it, as long as it’s funny.
Gotta be Time Lord technology.
Obviously she is Batman, and that is her utility belt in disguise.
With Walky’s tongue, who the hell needs OxyClean?
Besides Billy Mayes, I mean.
I think what Billy Mayes needed was a complimentary airline helmet and a stay at Bety Ford.
But OxyClean will leave those bones whiter than white and sparkling clean!
;_; So it goes.
Dude, The Weather Channel is not the same without Billy Mayes.
Licking Walky… SO CUTE!!!
Seconded!
Thirded!
It’s like some unholy cross between :3 and :p
:þ
Walky Gravatar
You’re welcome. ^_~
SQUEE!!
Walky uses LICK
Billie FLINCHES
Nonono, she’s PARALYZED.
Thankyou. I’m glad someone corrected that so I didn’t have to. If he used BITE it might make her FLINCH. But why would Walky BITE his shirt?
So that he can get his daily dose of fiber, of course.
Billie uses ACTING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED
Billie is PARALYZED
Billie uses “Oh My God!”
It’s super-effective!
Joyce overhears!
Joyce uses “INVITE”
Billie gets transported to church on sunday!
Nice touch on the background birds, Willis. Also, I may or may not have cleaned a shirt that way before.
I have, but you usually have to do it immediately, not several hours later.
Billie, you were sitting with Walky on the bus. How did you not notice the stain? Do the glasses block the sun, Dina, and ketchup stains blocked by just an open jacket?
I though that too but he was wearing a jacket at the time. Look at panel 2.
Damn, I mean December 2nd. And the stain is to the far right.
Dina is the best part.
Billies been pretty adorable lately, I have to say. Those glasses are hilarious.
Wait… what is Sal going to light that match with?
A cigarette. You know, the one in her mouth.
No, no, I know she’s going to light the cigarette with the match, but what is she going to light the MATCH with?
Depending on where it came from, the matchbook.
Eh, I know people who can light matches off of shoes, or things made out of leather. I imagine it’s a trick Sal would have mastered.
Unless she somehow got her hands on the old fashioned matchs instead of the safety matches, she would need the box it came in.
They do still make the classic ones and they’re fairly readily available.
Not in Oz they’re not, I can tell you.
I’ve known people who can light match off of zippers.
Walky kitty!
walky nyan
Welp, that explains that. Now -looks at Sal and Dina-, MAKE OUT!!! MAKE OUT!!! (does the pointing fingers at each other thing).
^My most perverted comment yet… >.>;;
Also, it appears to not matter which computer I comment from, it will always give me the Ruth grav… -shrugs-
But if you use a different email address…
Ta-da!
You evolved! (Sorry, I was just commenting on Pokemon references above).
Ouch. Poor Dorothy.
…good thing that the change didn’t go the other way. That could have been a lot worse.
Boy, will I ever be happy when the Pokemon meme dies! (Yes, same Jason.)
Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.
Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?
Maybe read some of the earlier comments before commenting yourself, darlin’.
Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.
Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?
Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.
Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?
Whoa. I’m suddenly having a sense of deja-vu here.
Isn’t this based on one of the DA pics Willis made last year?
…
OK, Devious, don’t move!
The Bishop!
So, what is it?
This plotline is a portrait of Walky’s ever-increasing insanity.
No, Billie, beachin’, not bongoin’!
A-HA! The mystery of the stain is finally solved!
Also: Make out with him, Billie. You know that tongue of his can do amazing things.
The is abound tonight.
That was supposed to say Perverse Sexual Lust. The hyperlink is still good, though.
He… he’s had that stain for like… days… it is NOT ketchup from that morning…
*shudder*
No those were different shirts. He changed shirts each day…and promptly gets a stain on *all* of them.
Breakfast ketchup is tricky business.
The trick to building a “childhood friend” relationship is to still be a child.
He’s just breaking it to her easy. Even someone as socially challenged as Walky is aware that most people simply do not appreciate a finely aged ketchup.
Dina has a bag of infinite holding! And apparently she has packed for all possible occurences (^_^)
She is using Time Lord technology. Which is also how she got what is actually an alien creature attached to her head.
Yes, but does she have an ARMOIRE OF INVINCIBILITY???
And this is why Billie is awesome.
And this is why Walky is awesome (just like me).
And this is why Dina is awesome (and she has an emergency inflatable ring thing on the off chance she goes to the “beach”).
Having read too much XKCD, I misread this as “huge ass-stain”.
The result was unpleasant.
Best Gravatar.
He’s the American Dave Lister.
Oh my god, he totally is. He just needs the dreadlocks.
And a guitar.
And a Cat. And an android. And a hologram. And a mile-long starship.
…I think that’s it.
Wh- where do you get french fries for breakfast?
I mean, tater tots, yes. Potato cakes, yes. Hashbrowns (in all the many regional varieties), yes.
But french fries?
Tommy’s. But not being in So. Cal. I don’t think that helps. And with access to Tommy’s he’d likely have passed the McNuggets over for chili laden breakfast sammiches.
The mini fridge.
Plus it’s the weekend. Chances are good his breakfast was at lunchtime.
There’s always somebody else’s leftovers from last night. (we already know he was otherwise occupied, food product-wise)
This was my guess.
There are restaurants around me that will serve their lunch menu for breakfast as well. Some even offer select breakfast items all day. Not everyone is a 9-to-5er.
French fries is NOT a breakfast item, Walky-You-Slob! Somebody please educate this guy about healthy food choices.
I’m sure he KNOWS that they’re not a healthy choice. He just doesn’t care. Carpe cholesterol, baby!
Never thought Dina would be so well prepared… at least she knows how to do best of her situation XD
Well, this answers the question on if Sal is still pantsless.
This makes me sad
I’ve never been to Indiana, what’s the climate like in mid-August (since that’s when this is presumably still happening)? I ask because everybody’s going to the beach, but a large portion of the cast is wearing hoodies and other cold-weather clothes.
Sal and Dina are the best parts of everything now.
Walky needs one of those Tide To Go sticks or something like that.
You mean Walky doesn’t eat fries with mayonnaise?
Huh.
Because he’s not a MONSTER.
Woop woop!
HAH! I never did get the whole mayonnaise on the fries thing.
I guess I just never got pouring more saturated fats directly into my mouth than the fries already had.
“Do you know what they eat with French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise!” – “Ugh!” – “I’ve seen ’em do it, man. They fucking drown ’em in the shit.”
French Fries War: with mayonnaise/coleslaw, satay sauce, and onions. Nom!
Ranch is superior to all other fry dipping sauces.
I’m with Valdrax on this one, and yes I have been lurking forever, and of all the things I wanted to comment on, this was the one what done me in.
At least it wasn’t poutine.
“I’m still in college! Hygiene is for grown-ups.”
Wait until Walky sees that Dina apparently brought onion rings. Or at least one really big onion ring.
Alrighty! Just finished the archive binge on this baby, and I like what I see.
Okay, Dina proves once again that she’s awesome and adorable, Walky proves once again that he’s gross in a funny way that isn’t -too- bad, and Billie proves that she’s embaressed by her ‘friends’.
To be fair, you don’t have to be all that antisocial to have Billie’s reactions in this comment. Funny or not, Walky is not the paragon of sanitation here.
The life preserver makes this comic awesome.
Curious that Dina and Sal swapped left/right between the first and last panel. Which walked around the other? (Close examination of the background shows that the camera is still on the same side of them; they’re the ones that moved.)
To Walky’s adorable ‘kitty lick lick face:’
In the immortal words of Dana Carvey:
“…too cute…
…can’t move…”
I’m imagining Walky going *lick, lick* “Wait… this isn’t ketchup.”
Do I want to know why Dina has an inner tube in her back pack?
My first thought was that Dina had brought a lei, which would be appropriate for the beach, n’est pa?
err, n’est pas?
Does that mean Dina got lei’d?
O-hoh!
HOW IS WALKY NOT FAT
I envy that fictional metabolism.
I have that metabolism IRL. Sorry.
I could eat anything, everything, in any quantity, and remain thin, until I was about nineteen. Then, I could eat anything, everything, in any quantity, and…not be so thin anymore. So I can buy Walky’s metabolism but would advise him not to expect to keep it for much longer.
Well he is eighteen.
I love Walky’s :3 face
Joyce’s mom: “I can see why you picked him, this shirt is licked dry!
*Walky thumbs up*
Joyce: Eventually…
Kitty Face Walky needs to be a new print or something. Eating ketchup off his shirt and all.
These are fun to make.
Stupid linking problem.
http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/Amielo/?action=view¤t=heartstain.jpg
cute puppy, panel four
/diesofcuteness
Only Walky and all those girls? Now in the beach? This is like a twisted Love Hina (or your harem anime of choice)
You know, I would probably do *precisely* the same thing as Walky in such a situation.
Why does Dina keeps a boat in her backpack.
Is that Brookville Lake?
It’s whipped cream all over again!
The perfect avatar!