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by David M Willis on December 7, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: jennifer, sal

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    December 7, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    You know you want that, Billie.

    *rowr!*

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 7, 2011 at 12:01 am | #

    She’s worried that she’s a bottle away from tapping that.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 7, 2011 at 12:08 am | #

      You know it!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 7, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

      and knowing Billie, she already had a few bottles already.

      • Zuche
        Zuche
        December 7, 2011 at 9:38 am | #

        That’s just to keep her breath minty fresh!

    • Kaolla
      Kaolla
      January 6, 2012 at 5:35 pm | #

      Love the “Damn my roommate is hot” look on Billie’s face in panel 3.

    • Lis
      Lis
      May 29, 2013 at 3:29 am | #

      A half a bottle though in billie terms thats like three bottles.

  3. Janette
    Janette
    December 7, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Want. Print.

  4. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 7, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    You just know that Billie is secretly thinking: “No one gets to tap that but ME!”

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 7, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      They share a room so that should make it easier :p

      Go for it Billie! You got our support!

      • NakedDumblydore
        NakedDumblydore
        December 7, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

        Normally I’d point out that hooking up with your roommate is a terrible idea, but, uh, damn Sal. Hit that, Billie!

    • PedanticJerkass
      PedanticJerkass
      December 7, 2011 at 1:45 am | #

      I will be very glad when “tap that” finally falls out of vogue as slang for sex.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        December 7, 2011 at 2:16 am | #

        You realize it’ll just be replaced by something else, right?

        I don’t see the point of putting a hate on a particular slang. It’s just part of how language works.

      • JokerJustice
        JokerJustice
        December 7, 2011 at 2:33 am | #

        That would require kegs and collectable card games no longer existing first.

        • ryu
          ryu
          December 7, 2011 at 7:44 am | #

          “collectible card games”

          I see what you did there. I liked it.

      • Zuche
        Zuche
        December 7, 2011 at 10:19 am | #

        I still prefer it to “hit that”, though I’m pretty sure tapping wasn’t selected to suggest a more gentle approach.

        It can always get worse:

        “Double parking ahead!”

        “There’s a journey I’d like to take into bizaare, alien geometries.”

        “I’d make time for that lesson in carpentry.”

        “She gets my rule 34. Twice. With an extra point for style.”

        “We’d be like mantises!”

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          December 7, 2011 at 10:40 am | #

          I dunno, I kinda like the rule 34 one.

          • Zuche
            Zuche
            December 7, 2011 at 11:47 am | #

            Ah, well. They can’t all be lead.

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          December 8, 2011 at 10:38 pm | #

          “We’d be like mantises!”

          Disturbing

        • Blue
          Blue
          December 14, 2011 at 2:30 am | #

          “I’d give her a driver’s licence.”

          • Mally
            Mally
            July 22, 2015 at 2:16 pm | #

            With my penis.

  5. Brendan
    Brendan
    December 7, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Silly Billie, ships don’t belong on lakes.

    • NF
      NF
      December 7, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

      Given past history, Willis probably intended that allusion.

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      December 7, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

      I see what you did there.

      • Rikushadow5
        Rikushadow5
        December 7, 2011 at 1:47 am | #

        Clever girl/boy/poster.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          December 7, 2011 at 2:17 am | #

          Damn raptors.

  6. alex
    alex
    December 7, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    i’d comment, but i can’t think of anything clean to say…

  7. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    December 7, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Billie reminds me of Calvin’s attempt to be “cool.”

    The Calvin & Hobbes Calvin.

    • Jeff
      Jeff
      December 7, 2011 at 1:23 am | #

      When you’re cool, the whole world bores you.

      • narmenduke
        narmenduke
        December 7, 2011 at 6:19 am | #

        Billie should have gone with a sombrero. After all, what’s the point of being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?

        • ryan
          ryan
          December 7, 2011 at 8:34 am | #

          MICKEY MOUSE PANTS

    • TsunamiJane
      TsunamiJane
      December 7, 2011 at 9:53 am | #

      IS there any other Calvin?

      • Zuche
        Zuche
        December 7, 2011 at 10:21 am | #

        I decline to answer that one.

        • Gundi
          Gundi
          December 7, 2011 at 3:24 pm | #

          John Calvin? Not as cool as Calvin though. He’d need to be way more than 20% cooler for that.

          • Zuche
            Zuche
            December 7, 2011 at 3:47 pm | #

            Once again, my overinclination toward subtlety has backfired upon me.

  8. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    December 7, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    What percentage of comments will be BilliexSal? Taking all bets!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 7, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

      At least 80% as of this post.

    • RaijinK
      RaijinK
      December 7, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

      When my eyes first passed over “BilliexSal”, I read “Bisexual”.

      • Björn
        Björn
        December 7, 2011 at 6:58 am | #

        Aww… at first I though you were talking about the strip tags. I would have gone wild over the appearance of a “BillexSal” tag!

  9. CelestialEmpress
    CelestialEmpress
    December 7, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Boobs.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 7, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      BOOOOOOOOOBS.

      • ParkRNDL
        ParkRNDL
        December 7, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

        bewbs

        • LauraS
          LauraS
          December 7, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

          BOOBIES!

          • Rena
            Rena
            December 7, 2011 at 12:18 am | #

            C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 7, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

              CHESTICLES

              • Ravux
                Ravux
                December 7, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

                Breasticles.

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  December 7, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

                  BOOBTICLES.

                • Doom Shepherd
                  Doom Shepherd
                  December 7, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

                  Breastage.

                • Wackd
                  Wackd
                  December 7, 2011 at 12:57 am | #

                  It’s…breastakaboobical, chestakamammical, pendular globular fun!

                • MichaelHaneline
                  MichaelHaneline
                  December 7, 2011 at 1:11 am | #

                  TITTIES!

                • Locke
                  Locke
                  December 7, 2011 at 1:17 am | #

                  Great globular gazongas!

                • 3DSarge
                  3DSarge
                  December 7, 2011 at 1:31 am | #

                  Sweater meat!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 7, 2011 at 2:05 am | #

                  Jiggy Puffs!

                • fellixe
                  fellixe
                  December 7, 2011 at 2:28 am | #

                  Breastesses

                • Batman1016
                  Batman1016
                  December 7, 2011 at 2:37 am | #

                  She gats tig ol’ biddies. I’m talkin’ luv apples. Shirt kittens. Headlights. Front grips. Massively magnificent mammaries. What I’m trying to say is, she has BODACIOUS TA-TAS!!

                • Varmint
                  Varmint
                  December 7, 2011 at 3:34 am | #

                  MAMMARIES!

                  …Wait, I think I did it wrong.

                • lightsabermario
                  lightsabermario
                  December 7, 2011 at 4:09 am | #

                  Tracts of Land!

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 7, 2011 at 4:35 am | #

                  Knockers

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  December 7, 2011 at 5:34 am | #

                  Jugs

                • Joraiem
                  Joraiem
                  December 7, 2011 at 8:24 am | #

                  Funbags!

                • Kipper
                  Kipper
                  December 7, 2011 at 10:11 am | #

                  I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  December 7, 2011 at 10:53 am | #

                  Talent!

                • fellixe
                  fellixe
                  December 7, 2011 at 11:14 am | #

                  She’s got an impressive range.

                • a99steaksauce
                  a99steaksauce
                  December 7, 2011 at 12:04 pm | #

                  Melons! :lD

                • James Rye
                  James Rye
                  December 7, 2011 at 12:36 pm | #

                  Huminahuminahuminahuminahumina~~~

                • thomas0comer
                  thomas0comer
                  December 7, 2011 at 6:41 pm | #

                  I believe Sal veritably possesses some quite extraordinarily spectacular mammary glands. I would like to posit my great happiness with the artist, David Willis, for his devotion to such quality work.

                  Translated for normal people: BOOBIES! Thnx Willis!

                • ilvos01
                  ilvos01
                  December 7, 2011 at 9:15 pm | #

                  Assets

                  also, ASSets.

              • Aragonius
                Aragonius
                December 7, 2011 at 3:09 pm | #

                Tig Ol’ Bitties!

              • saturnwonder
                saturnwonder
                December 7, 2011 at 11:26 pm | #

                HOOTERS!! 😀

                • CWR
                  CWR
                  December 8, 2011 at 3:16 am | #

                  Presence.

                  Or possibly presents.

    • Lordphulish
      Lordphulish
      December 7, 2011 at 7:38 am | #

      What’s the boob version of DAT ASS? DEM TITTIES i guess?

      • The Dungeon Master
        The Dungeon Master
        December 7, 2011 at 7:46 am | #

        I’m pretty sure its ‘DAT RACK’

        • Joraiem
          Joraiem
          December 7, 2011 at 10:17 am | #

          I think Lordphulish was closer.

          http://iraffiruse.net/post/7533919832

  10. Andrew Colunga
    Andrew Colunga
    December 7, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Wowzers. Looks like my next tattoo will simply say, “SAL.”

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      December 7, 2011 at 10:31 am | #

      Cool, but what’s that about a pecksniffian puritan?

  11. TaZZerath
    TaZZerath
    December 7, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

    O_O

  12. QuBasa
    QuBasa
    December 7, 2011 at 12:12 am | #

    Woo, SEMME reference!

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      December 7, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

      That was my first thought too 😛

      • Rikushadow5
        Rikushadow5
        December 7, 2011 at 1:48 am | #

        I can’t figure out which is worse: That I got the SEMME ref immidiately, or that I got it before my brain processed boobs.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          December 7, 2011 at 2:18 am | #

          The latter thing.

        • QuBasa
          QuBasa
          December 7, 2011 at 2:22 am | #

          Just accept that geek referencing is slightly higher on your priority list than boobies.

          • ryu
            ryu
            December 7, 2011 at 7:48 am | #

            tru dat.

          • Despite Rage
            Despite Rage
            December 7, 2011 at 11:51 am | #

            Nope, just cartoon boobies.

        • Jackson
          Jackson
          December 7, 2011 at 8:58 pm | #

          Holy crap, there is a SEMME reference!

  13. gangler
    gangler
    December 7, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

    I don’t get it. Why would the group turn on her for taking off the jacket?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 7, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

      Billie is just jealous.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 7, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

        Of Sal’s tracts of land.

  14. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 7, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    What Billie really wanted to say…

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

      No, what she REALLY wanted to say:

      http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/871/billieyeahsexyjacket.png

      • GarretSylvar
        GarretSylvar
        December 7, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

        *Smack* Bad Tucker! That was not the right kind of punchline for that joke!

      • Kim
        Kim
        December 7, 2011 at 3:17 am | #

        Thank you for this.

  15. NakedDumblydore
    NakedDumblydore
    December 7, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    Looks like Willis’ Butts Disease has gone into remission. Something new and glorious has taken its place, though.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 7, 2011 at 12:37 am | #

      A glorious Chest Infection. 😀

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        December 7, 2011 at 1:16 am | #

        If your avatar tonight is of Matsumoto Rangiku, that is indeed the correct icon for that comment.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 7, 2011 at 2:04 am | #

          Well spotted, I wasn’t sure anyone here would know who she is.

          • Just for kix
            Just for kix
            December 7, 2011 at 2:26 am | #

            Rangiku Saaannnnnnnnnn!

          • Valdrax
            Valdrax
            December 7, 2011 at 5:58 am | #

            She is a bit obscure, coming from only one of the top-selling shonen series in America and Japan.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 7, 2011 at 6:45 am | #

              Well not obscure amongst anime/manga fans maybe but how many other a/m fans read this comic?

              • a99steaksauce
                a99steaksauce
                December 7, 2011 at 12:02 pm | #

                Me! :}D

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              December 7, 2011 at 3:07 pm | #

              Really! I am into a/m, and have never heard of this one. Whelp, off to the internets.

              • Joraiem
                Joraiem
                December 7, 2011 at 5:19 pm | #

                Whaaaa you’ve never heard of Bleach? Really?

                I mean, it’s a standard shounen action show, but it’s pretty freaking huge.

                • LauraS
                  LauraS
                  December 7, 2011 at 9:13 pm | #

                  It’s as big as Matsumoto’s tracts of land!

          • Ancestral Hamster
            Ancestral Hamster
            December 7, 2011 at 9:35 pm | #

            Thank you. Most of your non-Willis avies are unknown to me, but I can usually recognize Bleach characters, especially well-endowed female characters! *G*

            (Of which, I might add Bleach has a hefty share.)

  16. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 7, 2011 at 12:16 am | #

    Oh my.

  17. Alexander Krizak
    Alexander Krizak
    December 7, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

    Even in the Dumbing of Age universe, yellow stripes indicate members of SEMME.

    (Note: SEMME here stands for Sal’s Extremely Mesmeric Mammary Extremities.)

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 7, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

      +1 Like

    • a99steaksauce
      a99steaksauce
      December 7, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

      So whats the club name gonna be for the fans of SEMME.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 7, 2011 at 12:34 am | #

        UKES??

        • Sporkaganza
          Sporkaganza
          December 7, 2011 at 1:07 am | #

          Ahahahaha. Perfect, Sal would totally be the top.

        • Rikushadow5
          Rikushadow5
          December 7, 2011 at 1:50 am | #

          I support this clever wordslinging.

        • a99steaksauce
          a99steaksauce
          December 7, 2011 at 2:22 am | #

          Damnit I dont know what that means but I know I should be laughing right now. Its so frustrating. D}:<

          • Valdrax
            Valdrax
            December 7, 2011 at 6:05 am | #

            Meh. You’re better off not knowing. They’re yaoi/yuri/slash fan terms having to do with which partner is on the “offense” and which is “receiving” the attention which carry with them a host of stereotypes/tropes.

            It’s also a very, very tired pun.

            • Zuche
              Zuche
              December 7, 2011 at 10:47 am | #

              You’re not allowed to feign such world-weariness until you’ve first done a few decades of spinning in your own grave.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 7, 2011 at 2:29 pm | #

                Who’s feigning?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 7, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

      But Walky have that stripes shirt too which means…….THE IMAGE, IT BURNS!!!

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      December 7, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

      Hell, it’s entirely possible that’s what it stands for in the Walkyverse, too. We never did find out.

  18. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 7, 2011 at 12:24 am | #

    Is Billie jealous of Sal’s….tracts of land?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 7, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

      Maybe but she wants to lay claim to those mountainous territories.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 7, 2011 at 12:28 am | #

        But I thought Billie have the mountains.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 7, 2011 at 12:29 am | #

          You hear anybody complaining about the Rockies?

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            December 7, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

            Not that I heard off.

        • David
          David M Willis
          December 7, 2011 at 12:30 am | #

          The boobs are always greener on the other side of the fence.

          Especially if they’re Poison Ivy’s.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 7, 2011 at 12:32 am | #

            …or She-Hulk’s.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 7, 2011 at 12:35 am | #

            …or Seven of Nine.

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              December 7, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

              Never knew that Seven of Nine was green. Then again, I never got the chance to watch Star Trek.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 7, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

              While I haven’t watched ST:V in years, I am fairly certain that 7 of 9’s chest was never green.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 7, 2011 at 12:46 am | #

                I have clearly failed you all.

                This is what happens when you do papers instead of sleeping, and then go to work.

                Silurians!

                Redemption is mine!

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 7, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

                Wait a tick… Borg technology tends to be very green. So, redemption aside, I wasn’t completely out to lunch!

              • LauraS
                LauraS
                December 7, 2011 at 12:47 am | #

                But Uhura’s Orion roommate Gaila’s are, in the new movie…

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 7, 2011 at 12:49 am | #

                  Here’s acookie.

                • Doom Shepherd
                  Doom Shepherd
                  December 7, 2011 at 3:32 am | #

                  Also, T’pol. (vulcans are green-tinted.)

          • Zuche
            Zuche
            December 7, 2011 at 11:22 am | #

            But how green is her valley?

            • Ancestral Hamster
              Ancestral Hamster
              December 7, 2011 at 9:37 pm | #

              Eww. There should be a topical anti-bacterial ointment for that.

    • Chronos
      Chronos
      December 7, 2011 at 12:07 pm | #

      How well can Billie see Sal’s chest in panel 3? It doesn’t look like she’d get anymore than a glimpse of her back.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 7, 2011 at 2:30 pm | #

        Ever seen a soap opera?

        That’s how.

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        December 7, 2011 at 6:46 pm | #

        She’s looking at Sal’s reflection in the fourth wall. …Which a thousand fans of this comic just tore to pieces trying to get at Sal.

  19. Ryan
    Ryan
    December 7, 2011 at 12:26 am | #

    So…boobs.

    Boobs are just great.

    • Kaylee
      Kaylee
      December 7, 2011 at 12:33 am | #

      Even mean old people and foolish children like boobs!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 7, 2011 at 12:34 am | #

        So, boobs bring people together?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 7, 2011 at 12:35 am | #

          and when boobs get together, CLEAVAGE happens.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 7, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

            And sexy carwashes.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 7, 2011 at 12:42 am | #

              Only as long as she wears less leather and more LATHER. 😀

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 7, 2011 at 12:48 am | #

                Less leather than she’s wearing out? =O

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 7, 2011 at 1:00 am | #

                  Well…YEAH.

                  Also LATHER is NOT a misprint.

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm | #

                  Clearly.

      • Anne Onymous
        Anne Onymous
        December 7, 2011 at 2:12 am | #

        Girls With Slingshots?

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        December 7, 2011 at 6:07 am | #

        Everybody likes boobs, honey.

        • Joraiem
          Joraiem
          December 7, 2011 at 7:44 pm | #

          You’ve just seen some boobs, Billie. How do you feel?

          • ilvos01
            ilvos01
            December 7, 2011 at 9:17 pm | #

            Like a champion. Of sexy.

          • ilvos01
            ilvos01
            December 7, 2011 at 9:19 pm | #

            Now see, I ruin this for everybody with a few words.

            This is ACTUALLY anomaly Walky.

  20. Wix
    Wix
    December 7, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

    When you look that good, who needs advice.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 7, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

      My advice is for her to keep her jacket open from now on.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 7, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

        And stay pantsless.

  21. NCP19
    NCP19
    December 7, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

    The gauntlet’s been thrown down, Billie. It’s time to show us the goods (again?).

  22. ScytheAkse
    ScytheAkse
    December 7, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

    P.S.L. that is all 😉

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

      Reposted from the 1st

    • Rikushadow5
      Rikushadow5
      December 7, 2011 at 1:51 am | #

      Thirded.

  23. Sporkaganza
    Sporkaganza
    December 7, 2011 at 12:55 am | #

    Well, an entire ship has just been launched based on Billie’s expression in the third panel.

    I am 100% sure Willis knows this. Curse him!

    • Yhelta
      Yhelta
      December 7, 2011 at 1:19 am | #

      Also a rule 34 page…..

  24. Spazman
    Spazman
    December 7, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

    Willis, this is TOTALLY fan service. I am hereby calling you on it.

    One more thing. Slightly changed from the meme, but….

    THANK YOU WILLIS!

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      December 7, 2011 at 2:20 am | #

      I AM NOT COMPLAINING.

  25. Wackd
    Wackd
    December 7, 2011 at 1:03 am | #

    I love the look on Sal’s face in the last panel for some reason. She looks genuinely shocked at being shoved off.

  26. Cranberrier
    Cranberrier
    December 7, 2011 at 1:03 am | #

    Evidence for the Willis Lesbianularity hypothesis continues to accrue at an alarming rate.

  27. ThatOneGuy
    ThatOneGuy
    December 7, 2011 at 1:10 am | #

    Hot damn. I and my Leslie avatar approve.

    • MM
      MM
      December 7, 2011 at 11:12 pm | #

      Office hours are right the hell now, then?

  28. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    December 7, 2011 at 1:12 am | #

    😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀 🙂 😀

  29. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 7, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

    She wants that all to herself.

  30. Locke
    Locke
    December 7, 2011 at 1:20 am | #

    And yet she never put out that cigarette.
    I guess you could say that Sal’s really… SMOKIN’ HOT.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 7, 2011 at 1:26 am | #

      YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • narmenduke
      narmenduke
      December 7, 2011 at 6:22 am | #

      Oh well done, sir. 🙂

  31. Scoot
    Scoot
    December 7, 2011 at 1:33 am | #

    😯

  32. Robert
    Robert
    December 7, 2011 at 1:38 am | #

    Wow…..

  33. TheStranger
    TheStranger
    December 7, 2011 at 1:39 am | #

    Animalsplosion in 3…2…1…

    • David
      David M Willis
      December 7, 2011 at 1:41 am | #

      I’m kind of disappointed he hasn’t shown yet. You’d think he’d have a sixth-sense for this sort of thing.

      • Rikushadow5
        Rikushadow5
        December 7, 2011 at 1:52 am | #

        It is cold/flu season. His Sixth-Sense could be on the fritz.

      • Animal
        Animal
        December 7, 2011 at 10:52 am | #

        I was passed out in a Reno hotel room after a long day of auditing. I’m sure as hell woke up good now.

        • GrassyNoel
          GrassyNoel
          December 8, 2011 at 10:08 am | #

          All is right with the world again.

  34. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    December 7, 2011 at 1:41 am | #

    Does that cigarette in panel 3 look suggestive to anyone else?

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      December 7, 2011 at 11:37 am | #

      No, Dr. Freud, it does not. Now tell me about these dreams you’ve been having about your nickel-plated mother…

  35. L
    L
    December 7, 2011 at 1:49 am | #

    Daaamn

  36. Oneizun
    Oneizun
    December 7, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

    Is it bad that the first thing I looked at in panel 3 was Sal’s waist?

  37. Ter
    Ter
    December 7, 2011 at 2:15 am | #

    Okay. This is ten times better than Sal being pantsless.

    • ADHadh
      ADHadh
      December 7, 2011 at 3:08 am | #

      I have a Walky avatar and I approve this message.

      • Name
        Name
        December 7, 2011 at 11:57 am | #

        Walkys Unite!

        • a99steaksauce
          a99steaksauce
          December 7, 2011 at 12:11 pm | #

          Hey there guys what going on?

          • Joebo
            Joebo
            December 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm | #

            C-c-c-combo breaker!

            • Izzy
              Izzy
              December 8, 2011 at 1:27 am | #

              C-c-c-combo breaker

              • Michelle J Caboose
                Michelle J Caboose
                December 8, 2011 at 5:04 am | #

                [lights cigarette]

                What? I’m not sayin’ it.

  38. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    December 7, 2011 at 2:21 am | #

    DAMN.

  39. Mythril
    Mythril
    December 7, 2011 at 2:59 am | #

    I didn’t realize untill now that Walky is alone on the beach with his current crush, his two other-universe girlfriends, his hot sister, and, uh, his childhood friend? I forget what his actual relationship with Billie is, though in DoA it seems they know each other from before.

    • Shadic
      Shadic
      December 7, 2011 at 4:37 am | #

      They went to High School together.

      • Shadic
        Shadic
        December 7, 2011 at 4:37 am | #

        This Joe gravatar makes my comment look a lot more suggestive than I was intending.

        • David
          David M Willis
          December 7, 2011 at 9:16 am | #

          *wagglewaggle*

        • Zuche
          Zuche
          December 7, 2011 at 11:40 am | #

          Yeah, “They went to High School together,” comes off as innuendo next to that face.

          • Joraiem
            Joraiem
            December 7, 2011 at 12:26 pm | #

            They stayed after class together, if you know what I mean.

            BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 7, 2011 at 2:32 pm | #

              You know what would be even better? If I made exceptionally lude comments with this automatically-assigned-gravatar.

              Mind-breakage?

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm | #

                I sure do love to touch as many nipples as possible!

                • Heavensrun
                  Heavensrun
                  December 7, 2011 at 9:19 pm | #

                  I APPROVE.

  40. Shogo
    Shogo
    December 7, 2011 at 3:28 am | #

    As fun as it is to ship them . . . Billie is clearly freaking out because in a hotness competition, Sal is superior.

    Problem: With Sal looking like that, how will Billie attract boys?

    Solution: Hide Sal!

    • Sporkaganza
      Sporkaganza
      December 7, 2011 at 4:02 am | #

      Why can’t it be both jealousy and arousal? Maybe BIllie doesn’t even know about the second component herself.

      Remember, this is Willis we’re talking about. The character relationships ARE going to get as convoluted as possible.

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      December 7, 2011 at 11:44 am | #

      Truly, hers is the superior… intellect.

  41. Aesir
    Aesir
    December 7, 2011 at 4:24 am | #

    SEMME makes bra’s?

    • Sporkaganza
      Sporkaganza
      December 7, 2011 at 4:31 am | #

      Bikinis.

      And that’s totally what I’m going to imagine SEMME as being in this universe now.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        December 7, 2011 at 11:03 am | #

        SEMME – protecting your secrets since 1998!

      • a99steaksauce
        a99steaksauce
        December 7, 2011 at 12:14 pm | #

        Naw, Alexander Krizak already figured out what SEMME means up above.

  42. VersasoVantare
    VersasoVantare
    December 7, 2011 at 4:41 am | #

    Is Billie worried about Sal upstaging her? That’d almost seem weird given that the only guy around is Walky, who I doubt Billie cares about, but then I guess it could just be a basic ego thing where she wants the other girls to see her as the hottest one amongst them.

    • Kalan
      Kalan
      December 7, 2011 at 6:50 am | #

      Billie knows Hot Biker Chick trumps Easy Cheerleader in the Center Of Attention category.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      December 7, 2011 at 11:05 am | #

      Yeah this confuses me too. You worried about Sal stealing Walky’s attention away from you, Billie? That’s wrong on several levels.

      Maybe it’s just habit.

    • Jason
      Jason
      December 7, 2011 at 11:55 am | #

      There may be other guys at this lake.

    • Kep
      Kep
      December 7, 2011 at 4:28 pm | #

      She already showed signs of being jealous of Sal… I don’t think it’s a boy thing as much as it is a coolness thing.

  43. The Aussie Bloke
    The Aussie Bloke
    December 7, 2011 at 6:42 am | #

    And the fandom rejoiced

  44. Therealallpurposeguru
    Therealallpurposeguru
    December 7, 2011 at 7:06 am | #

    Nice. Gotta lose the cigarette, though. Never been able to deal with cigarettes.

    • Jason
      Jason
      December 7, 2011 at 11:54 am | #

      Ditto. I can’t drool over her as long as she smokes.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        December 7, 2011 at 3:26 pm | #

        It’s easy – just employ the standard male gaze. What she has above the neck, if anything, becomes largely irrelevant.

        • The Sound Defense
          The Sound Defense
          December 7, 2011 at 3:56 pm | #

          If you plug your nose, maybe.

      • Joraiem
        Joraiem
        December 7, 2011 at 4:18 pm | #

        Maybe this will help?

        http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/7172/boobieso.png

        Now it can be a lollipop!

        • Jason
          Jason
          December 9, 2011 at 11:59 am | #

          Meh.

  45. Therealallpurposeguru
    Therealallpurposeguru
    December 7, 2011 at 7:07 am | #

    Animal? Where are you? This one’s DEFINITELY for you.

    • Animal
      Animal
      December 7, 2011 at 10:49 am | #

      Sorry, was just cleaning… something… up.

      • a99steaksauce
        a99steaksauce
        December 7, 2011 at 12:16 pm | #

        I could come and help if you want.

        • Animal
          Animal
          December 7, 2011 at 7:54 pm | #

          Uh, no.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 7, 2011 at 9:29 pm | #

          You know how I know you’re gay?

          …XD Gotta love a good Seth Rogen reference.

  46. Obos
    Obos
    December 7, 2011 at 8:33 am | #

    Awwwww yeah. Christmas in December.

    Oh…wait…

  47. Asuka L.S.
    Asuka L.S.
    December 7, 2011 at 9:45 am | #

    I…I…I just ascended to Nirvana. A schmexy Southern gal who takes issue with authority and smokes? I can’t even see the ground anymore.

  48. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    December 7, 2011 at 10:46 am | #

    I’ll be in my bunk…

  49. Animal
    Animal
    December 7, 2011 at 10:49 am | #

    *Head explodes*

  50. Mr. Morningstar
    Mr. Morningstar
    December 7, 2011 at 11:05 am | #

    OH MAI GAWD SHE IS- No… No… your mature… You can handle… eerg…. I can handle it…

    GAH IT’S TOO HARD TO RESIST THE SEXINESS D:

  51. Spiffster13
    Spiffster13
    December 7, 2011 at 11:27 am | #

    Panel Three would make some great desktop wallpaper…

    Just saying.

  52. Gundi
    Gundi
    December 7, 2011 at 11:34 am | #

    Other things aside, is anyone else surprised that Sal just agreed to Billie’s suggestion to hang out with them without any hesitation?

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      December 7, 2011 at 1:57 pm | #

      There was a bit of hesitation.

  53. xero
    xero
    December 7, 2011 at 11:41 am | #

    love the SEMME stripe on Sal’s top nice touch

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      December 7, 2011 at 11:46 am | #

      Hey, she knew she was going to the beach. Of course she’d bring Semmewear.

  54. Thorulf
    Thorulf
    December 7, 2011 at 12:07 pm | #

    I’d just like to take the opportunity to say: *rowr*

  55. Michelle J Caboose
    Michelle J Caboose
    December 7, 2011 at 1:13 pm | #

    I made some new Gravatars from this strip. I almost used the one of Billie from panel 3, because I’m shaped more like her, because I wear glasses, and because I’d have a similar reaction to what Sal is doing.

    But I went with panel 1 Sal, because my hair is closer to own than black, because I smoke, and because that’s the expression my face usually has on it (especially when I have to be around other people).

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm | #

      P.S.: Billie is totally trying to get Sal alone in that last panel. I can’t say I blame her…

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 3:27 pm | #

      You know, it wasn’t until this post that I noticed the wordplay in your posting-name. Love it!

      I guess I speed read way too much, or am not concerned so much with who is male and female when posting. In all probability a combination of the two.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 8, 2011 at 4:54 am | #

        And I just realized that you’re Tucker! Now all we need is Church and Tex.

        And Sarge. Maybe Simmons. And Grif. Lopez. Doc. Wash. And…

        • Sgt_Sarge
          Sgt_Sarge
          December 8, 2011 at 9:56 am | #

          You called, dirtbag?

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 3:31 pm | #

      I can see it now:
      “My name is MICHELLE J Caboose, and I HATE BABIES!”

      You’re making me want to watch the O’Malley saga in RedVSBlue again and just imagine Caboose as a lady with a deep voice. I should tell Joel Heyman that next time I’m at PAX.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 8, 2011 at 5:03 am | #

        I know most people like Caboose because he’s the “stupid-stupid one,” or because he gets most of the best lines — but the reason he’s my favorite is because he’s got a kind heart, he means well, and he’ll do anything for his friends.

        Okay, and because he gets to say things like “My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I HATE BABIES!” and “I WILL EAT YOUR UNHAPPINESS!” ^_^

        • Shade743
          Shade743
          December 8, 2011 at 10:59 am | #

          I take it a “Caboosisms” Poster would make a great christmas present then…

  56. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    December 7, 2011 at 3:02 pm | #

    *Sal drops her jacket. Billie’s glasses fall. Billie pushes Sal off panel*

    *scroll down*

    *sees Davis giving us a thumbs a up and a smile*

    Classy.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 3:19 pm | #

      What resolution can your monitor possibly be that you had to scroll down to see Walky giving you a big thumbs up about boobies and inciting perverse sexual lust?

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        December 7, 2011 at 3:35 pm | #

        Dunno about him but I run at 1024 x 768. The page heading and comic exactly fill the browser window. And it looks good.

      • Josh Spicer
        Josh Spicer
        December 9, 2011 at 3:32 am | #

        Looking bad, they both fit on the screen, I just had to scroll down to have Davis in the MIDDLE of the screen.

  57. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 7, 2011 at 3:22 pm | #

    I don’t believe I’ve mentioned how much I love the fact that, in a strip that usually uses two-to-three color shading and uses it relatively lightly, that Billie’s glasses get a loving four-color treatment, just because they’re just that cool. 🙂

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 3:25 pm | #

      Art major?

      That is an unbelievably astute observation.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        December 7, 2011 at 3:33 pm | #

        Naw, CS guy – opposite end of the scale really. However I do take a certain mild interest in the details of art and composition, and am somewhat a nitpicker of details (note the next post below this one). Plus those shades are meant to be noticed!

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm | #

          It’s absolutely a compliment! As a connoisseur of details, I do have a tendency to think beyond the art of a media form and miss little clever details like that. You know, seeing it as a package; albums vs songs.

          I think it shows in my reverence for innovation in video game graphics, but my relative lack of indifference to it as a matter of enjoyment in the post Half-Life 2 era of gaming.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 7, 2011 at 3:42 pm | #

          And by lack of indifference, I mean indifference or lack of caring. Apparently I got the two thoughts/methods crossed XD

  58. begbert2
    begbert2
    December 7, 2011 at 3:30 pm | #

    I’d like to note that, taken literally, the staging of panel three makes no sense: All Billie would be seeing is a massive batch of waist long hair, and a bit of jacket sliding off the bottom. She has no view of Sal’s hawtness; arguably she wouldn’t even be able to tell she only has a bikini top on.

    However, the panel’s staging isn’t meant to be taken literally; the characters are positioned so we can see both the reaction and the cause, they are scaled in proportion to Billie’s sudden sense of inferiority, and arguably Billie is positioned towards the back to again emphasize her sudden secondary position. Awesome.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 3:33 pm | #

      I posited, about halfway up the page, that Walky is channeling a soap opera in this strip.

      • Animal
        Animal
        December 10, 2011 at 4:14 pm | #

        Sal’s hawtness is transcendent; it is obvious and overwhelming from any angle, under any circumstances.

    • Shell
      Shell
      December 8, 2011 at 3:00 pm | #

      If you note first Billie was ahead of Sal. As Sal started to pass, Billie could see, and thus stop in amazement of the cleavage, which led to her current position behind Sal in the third panel. Run on sentence and own interpretation of the scene, but that is what I see.

  59. Henry
    Henry
    December 7, 2011 at 4:47 pm | #

    Dayum!

  60. thomas0comer
    thomas0comer
    December 7, 2011 at 6:34 pm | #

    Willis, if you don’t make the third panel into a poster or something, I will. And I’ll sell it. And make money. And you get none.

  61. ScotchCarb
    ScotchCarb
    December 7, 2011 at 7:49 pm | #

    I just realized that Sal was wearing her motorcycle jacket/gloves on the bus.
    Not to nitpick, but as a rider…those things (namely sports bike jackets) are distinctly uncomfortable if you’re doing anything other than riding a motorcycle or fighting off the zombie apocalypse in what amounts to modern leather armour.

    Just sayin’.

    • Trifecta
      Trifecta
      December 7, 2011 at 10:59 pm | #

      But its not about comfort. Its about COOL

    • MM
      MM
      December 7, 2011 at 11:15 pm | #

      This is Sal. The zombie apocalypse could strike at any minute, and when it does, she’s gonna be prepared, dagnabit!

  62. Dave McCoy
    Dave McCoy
    December 7, 2011 at 10:12 pm | #

    SLAP SOME D’S ON THE bongo!

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 7, 2011 at 11:29 pm | #

      That gravatar…. Just so much better.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        December 8, 2011 at 4:52 am | #

        Okay, is anybody else disturbed by Ethan-gravatar getting excited about boobs, and Joyce-gravatar being happy about it?

        Have I slipped into Mirror-DOA-verse?

  63. Ian
    Ian
    December 9, 2011 at 1:17 am | #

    Damn.

    • Ian
      Ian
      December 9, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

      Who’s got two thumbs and is happy with their avatar juxtaposition?

  64. JA
    JA
    January 4, 2012 at 10:46 pm | #

    What a set of bazongas.

  65. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    January 24, 2012 at 11:25 pm | #

    She’s got all the social acumens she needs.

  66. Jeremy
    Jeremy
    December 28, 2012 at 10:13 pm | #

    does anyone else the saxophone music the 3rd panel, or is it just me?

  67. SSR
    SSR
    October 28, 2013 at 6:11 pm | #

    >Turn on you
    >Turn on

    I don’t think I caught that my first time reading through.

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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hoanna newsom @bsweet.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
nytimes.com's user avatarThe New York Times @nytimes.com ⋅ 5d
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
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LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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