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by David M Willis on October 20, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: daisy, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 20, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    huh, Daisy has some valuable insight beyond chest windows? who’da thunk it

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 20, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

      Daisy is actually very good at her job when she’s thinking with her brain and not her legs.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        October 20, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

        I mean, there’s no reason she can’t have both valuable insights AND demand some chest windows.

        Walky would totally add chest windows to his comic if it got him picked.

        • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          October 20, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

          On Mike? Walky would draw chest windows on Mike so his comic gets picked? Yes.

      • TheLurkerAbove
        TheLurkerAbove
        October 20, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

        Yea, I mean, I assume she is editor on merit. She just needs to release some, err, steam.

    • A Red Balloon
      A Red Balloon
      October 20, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      A valuable insight, yes, but a rather common and much overlooked one.

      College isn’t just somewhere you go to get the education you’ll need for a job or whatever.

      It’s a whole package that’s supposed to be a very personal and transformative life experience.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 20, 2021 at 2:12 am | #

        Night school’s where you go to get the education you’ll need for a job or whatever.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 20, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      You can never have enough chest windows, to be fair.
      Fun Fact: Amanda Conner’s run of Powergirl is what inspired my Super character. Specifically Conner. Love her art.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        October 20, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

        Who’s your Super character?

        Sorry, I was a little confused by your post.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 20, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

          Her name’s Super. A lazy teenager with super powers. I don’t call her a “super hero” cuz she’s not much of a hero. Just a lazy teenager who’s the strongest person in Dupre City.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            October 20, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

            https://imgur.com/a/2Zkw6ce
            Forgot link.

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              October 20, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

              Woah this looks pretty lit!

              She actually kinda looks like Joyce in that first pick!

            • FaerwenOfValenwood
              FaerwenOfValenwood
              October 20, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

              Yo, this is cool as heck.

            • Ferret
              Ferret
              October 20, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

              That’s some good character design right there.

            • Mr.Morningstar
              Mr.Morningstar
              October 20, 2021 at 5:49 am | #

              Yo I love it

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              October 20, 2021 at 8:38 am | #

              Wow, it looks great! You could really turn this into something – no wait, lazy. I get that.

              Still, great stuff.

            • powerpowerpow
              powerpowerpow
              October 20, 2021 at 3:01 pm | #

              This hasn’t happened to me in a very long time but I’m instantly in love with the character. Love the concept, love the design, love everything, I need more of this!

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              October 21, 2021 at 9:06 pm | #

              Would read the *heck* out of this.
              (Double heck if she’s gay)

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      October 20, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

      Are we certain that Joyce’s comic doesn’t involve any chest windows?

      • Dean
        Dean
        October 20, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        The pencil is so Daisy can draw some in.

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        October 20, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

        Who says a flight suit can’t have a chest window?

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          October 20, 2021 at 4:37 am | #

          G-forces

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        October 20, 2021 at 4:39 am | #

        It seems unlikely, but unintentional lesbian subtext may be a passable substitute

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      October 20, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

      I think Daisy WISHES she has sight that could extend beyond che- *vaudeville hook*

    • Neeks
      Neeks
      October 20, 2021 at 1:46 am | #

      You know, say what you will about Power Girl’s chest window and the straight male gaze and all that, and you wouldn’t be wrong, but honestly breasts could use the extra ventilation when you have a physically active lifestyle and, uh, Vast Tracts of Land.

      This reply is brought to you by almost a decade of being a curvy gal working in a warehouse. In Arizona. Even on night shift it’s 90 degrees at 2am during the summer.

      • zee
        zee
        October 20, 2021 at 9:55 am | #

        Yeah, no, true. Agreed with by a curvy gal living in the tropics, sweating at 8 am
        Power girl also has the best cape in all comics so that makes up for all the weird male gazeiness in her design for me

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        October 20, 2021 at 3:06 pm | #

        Chest Underboob Vents

  2. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    October 20, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce: Try me.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      October 20, 2021 at 10:26 am | #

      Joe: “Don’t tempt me Frodo!”

  3. ThunderNight
    ThunderNight
    October 20, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    I wonder how much of Joyce’s comic will parallel Roomies.

    • powerpowerpow
      powerpowerpow
      October 20, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      I mean, I assume if Julia Gray is to be a Space Force pilot someday, the topic of aliens is unavoidable.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        October 20, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

        Yeah, it seems like Julia Gray is sort of a composite Walky/Danny in terms of plot significance.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 20, 2021 at 2:28 am | #

        She’ll have to come up with her own alien design though, Head Alien already exists as an intellectual property in her reality.

        “I’m not Dexter, I’m my own original character, Blexter!”

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          October 20, 2021 at 2:53 am | #

          She didn’t come up with original designs for any of her other characters…

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 20, 2021 at 6:13 am | #

            But they’re all just based on her friends and acquaintances, like Danny, Ninja Rick, and Alex were in the Walkyverse (and partially here). They might get upset about their portrayal, but they don’t have the power of an international multimedia, theme park, and communications conglomerate to bring the hammer down on copyright infringement.

            • Reltzik
              Reltzik
              October 20, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

              True. Joyce doing something like that would be dumb. So very dumb.

              … which doesn’t mean she won’t do it.

              … though okay, Daisy would probably put the brakes on if she did.

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          October 20, 2021 at 6:56 pm | #

          He’s not Dexter, he’s Sinist-oooooh…. that’s not gonna work..

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            October 20, 2021 at 7:40 pm | #

            Underdog has you beat by several decades with Simon bar Sinister.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      October 20, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

      Probably a lot.

      Julia Gray isn’t straight-up the role Danny played in Roomies! though, since we know she goes on to be a government fighter pilot, while Danny never really had a fighting bone in his body.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        October 20, 2021 at 9:59 am | #

        Yeah, but Danny was originally meant to go have adventures with Ultra Car fighting Monkey Master – she just decided to go work at a toy store instead.

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      October 20, 2021 at 2:28 pm | #

      The big thing that will probobly seperate this is that Joyce is already an Athiest.

  4. misanthropope
    misanthropope
    October 20, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    AHA dyw giving away his endgame, here. the plan is to make the buffer so big that EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. he will cringe at his younger and dumber self. “that’ll teach me, the bastard” he was heard to mutter.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      October 20, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

      Damn me, Willis!

    • Moonie
      Moonie
      October 20, 2021 at 5:30 pm | #

      The real reason it’s called Dumbing of Age

      This was the secret all along

  5. Shorduie
    Shorduie
    October 20, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    I like this new Joyce. I dont like how she handled things with Becky, but this is a nice new Joyce

    • Wendy
      Wendy
      October 20, 2021 at 1:23 pm | #

      Agreed. Joyce is such a dynamic character, I love how she’s written, how she grows and develops.

  6. Lion
    Lion
    October 20, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Pretty sure this confirmed a theory I had about the comic

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 20, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    It’s always what I worry about with making my own comic. By the time anything happens I’ll be a different person. But I’m lazy.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      October 20, 2021 at 1:37 am | #

      By that time you will be a different person in any case. Do you want to be a different person who has drawn a comic or a different person who has not drawn a comic?

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      October 20, 2021 at 3:35 am | #

      Why not just make it a plotless daily gag comic, like Nerf Now! or Extra Ordinary?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 20, 2021 at 9:18 am | #

      Or something with shorter defined plot arcs, to give you room to change and grow. In much good writing, characters will take to places you didn’t expect anyways.

      And of course you can always just recycle your characters into a new universe after the first decade. 🙂

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      October 20, 2021 at 3:08 pm | #

      Luckily, I’ve taken over TEN YEARS to finish my one book, so I’ve already gotten the change out of the way!

      …

      *still doesn’t have a finished book*

      dangit

  8. Kravis
    Kravis
    October 20, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Yeah, by the time you graduate you will have had pre-marital hanky-panky with Joe at least once.

    • PirateTawnee
      PirateTawnee
      October 20, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

      Dorothy doesn’t have a J in it. Or an E.

      • heliska
        heliska
        October 20, 2021 at 9:45 am | #

        Joerothy

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        October 20, 2021 at 3:10 pm | #

        Dot the r, and um… There we go!

        Doṛothee

    • Mr.Morningstar
      Mr.Morningstar
      October 20, 2021 at 5:51 am | #

      Probably!!

  9. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    October 20, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Man it’d suck if Joyce gets the rug pulled out from under her here.

  10. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    October 20, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Ch-ch-ch-changes! (Turn and face the strange) Ch-ch-changes!
    Look out all you rock-n-rollers!
    Ch-ch-ch-changes! (Turn and face the strange) Ch-ch-changes!
    Pretty soon now you’re gonna get older!
    Time may change me…but I can’t waste time
    …

  11. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 20, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    I know I’m not Daisy, but I promise, Joyce. I promise.

  12. P!enapple
    P!enapple
    October 20, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Love her smile in the last panel 🙂 <3

  13. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    October 20, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Interesting. She hesitates at first at the thought of becoming a different person, but then changes her mind and thinks it’s the best possibility.

    I wonder what it is about who she is currently that she dislikes so strongly. Is it that she hopes to get over her crippling fear of her own sexuality? Is it second thoughts over her argument with Becky? Both? Neither? Something else entirely? Just a general knowledge that she hasn’t fully recovered from her upbringing, and the desire to get as far away from it as possible?

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      October 20, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

      I think that last point is dead on

      Also thus far she’s associated herself changing with her becoming a better person and for the most part she’s right

    • justin8448
      justin8448
      October 20, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

      The last one, I’m guessing.

      Unless someone is very brave and very self-aware, the ways they acknowledge wanting to change usually don’t involve digging into their deepest issues.

      But maybe I’m not giving Joyce enough credit.

  14. Endplanets
    Endplanets
    October 20, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    ‘Like this Mary character here. Will she be the hero the whole time?”

    • Some1
      Some1
      October 20, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

      Not gonna lie, I’m still hoping for a Mary redemption arc.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        October 20, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

        I’d be fine without one.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 20, 2021 at 2:33 am | #

          Same. She fits the story well as the comic relief busybody heel.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        October 20, 2021 at 2:54 am | #

        If it involved her eating a WHOLE lot of crow and actually realizing how awful she’s been, I’d want to see that.

        Not holding my breath, though.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        October 20, 2021 at 4:49 am | #

        I think the odds of that happening are genuinely lower than the Head Alien invading

      • Keulen
        Keulen
        October 20, 2021 at 6:45 am | #

        I’d settle for just not seeing Mary again for a very long time.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 20, 2021 at 9:20 am | #

        I want to see Mary and Malaya interact more. The few glimpses we got were fun.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          October 20, 2021 at 9:58 am | #

          Agreed! One-sided rivalry on Mary’s part and Malaya not even deigning to notice her is a really fun dynamic.

      • RassilonTDavros
        RassilonTDavros
        October 20, 2021 at 12:53 pm | #

        I feel like the main reason a Mary redemption wouldn’t work is that the sheer amount of awfulness that would need to be redeemed– blackmailing Ruth into a suicide attempt so that she could get away with misgendering Carla is easily the worst thing any of the regular cast has done in this series– is vastly out of proportion to her overall importance within the narrative. I feel like the amount of panel time it would take to redeem Mary is more panel time than she deserves.

        Plus, Willis already tried to redeem her once 20 years ago and it didn’t take that time either. And that Mary’s already probably less bad than this one.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          October 20, 2021 at 1:07 pm | #

          Yeah.

          She’s best as a heel because regardless of how inherently and deeply immoral her actions towards Ruth and Carla were (and in the former’s case it was so over the top evil when Mary had a pretty sensible reason to hate Ruth like “she slapped me so hard she left the imprint of a cock on my face” she just never commented on), she’s so utterly pathetic that she can’t actually affect any victory against any of them. Ruth and Billie just do whatever they want and instead of Mary leveraging that blackmail she just, like, doesn’t. For no reason. She’s such a bad villain she doesn’t even know how to blackmail properly and you could make a convincing argument that she was so bad at blackmailing it got Ruth into therapy and on medication and let her keep her job and Billie.

          Now she either annoys everyone by trying to get one over someone and so it’s funny when Dina aggressively hompfks her to death, or the cast is doing something weird that Mary would normally be the sympathetic straight man towards, say that time Joyce had Fuckface on her head, and when she said it was weird she and Dorothy started roasting the hell out of her for being a lame, boring jerk and all Mary could do is incredulously reply “you have an iguana on her head” and then sulk to Ruth that Joyce called her a tattler.

          You can actually have Mary draw art for Joyce and be paid in exposure, the most violent transgression you could commit onto an artist, and it’s still funny because it’s Mary and Mary reacts in a way that makes her suffering straddle a perfect line between seeing a smug jerk get owned and being so low consequence for someone who couldn’t enact any kind of consequence if she tried because she’s as threatening as Peridot that we don’t suddenly start sympathizing with her in the event or even wanting anyone to be nice to her, because now she’s perfectly doled out to maximize the amount of comedic suffering she receives without ever really needing to worry about her humanity.

          She just shows up, tries to say something mean, an anvil bonks her on the head, her teeth turn into piano keys and then she slinks off as her torso pops up and down making accordion noises.

          It’s the best.

          • Some1
            Some1
            October 20, 2021 at 7:37 pm | #

            The thing is, Mary can be redeemed and still have those comedic moments happen. Just because she redeems herself doesn’t mean the characters or audience have to forgive her. Besides, I imagine if Mary has an arc then Carla will likely be heavily involved, and who doesn’t want more Carla?

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              October 20, 2021 at 8:54 pm | #

              It wouldn’t be funny if Mary ran off a cliff and kept herself in midair until she noticed and only then does she start falling if she was even nominally sympathetic or likable.

              It’s a specific line that makes the best use of her character: She sucks and no one likes her, and she’s incapable of causing meaningful harm to anyone without taking her out of that funny failure villain role, so that’s where she stays. Reality will come up with the most absurd punishment it can for Mary’s slightest hubris and her ego is so ironclad she can’t even consider that it’s a sign.

              And Carla definitely does not need to be involved in a Mary redemption story. She can show up at the end of it where Mary openly acknowledges being a horrible bastard person and sincerely apologizes and hopes there’s some way she can make amends, and then Carla can just deal with that however she wants and go on with her day.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          October 20, 2021 at 1:07 pm | #

          In fairness, Ruth never actually attempted. She was too depressed to even work up the energy and make an active plan.

          That’s not BETTER by any means, but it does slightly change the tenor of Mary’s crimes just enough that the hall could be convinced not to tell the R.M. about what she did. I think if Ruth had attempted, Jennifer’s counter-blackmail wouldn’t have worked because Rachel or someone would have decided ‘fuck no, I’m reporting her.’

  15. neriractor
    neriractor
    October 20, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    The newspaper behind is a real seller. “Where is amazi-girl, what is her phone number? Is she single?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      October 20, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      Daisy at it again.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 20, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

      I like that it’s one of the newspaper’s she liked enough to frame and hang on her wall. She’s proud of that one.

    • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      LiterallyJustSomeGuy
      October 20, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      The newspaper articles might not even be very closely related to those titles. After all, the editor picks the headlines.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      October 20, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

      I mean, the answer to #3 is yes.

  16. plasticwrap
    plasticwrap
    October 20, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    Now that’s a good attitude.

  17. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 20, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

    I never got around to starting a comic…in high school or in college. Or even now. I regret it. But it’s just so hard to get the motivation to start y’know. I’ve got ideas. How I’ll start it. All the plot details. How it ends. The epilogue. Everything has been fleshed out for years and I just can’t pull the trigger. I wish I had a team of helpers like a mangaka.

    • AGV
      AGV
      October 20, 2021 at 1:10 am | #

      Maybe you can start with a script. And if it holds up, continue fleshing it out.

    • Chris Phoenix
      Chris Phoenix
      October 20, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

      When I have trouble starting an article, I start writing a very stilted stupid self-aware first paragraph that has nothing to do with the article, except it describes the intended topic… by the time I get to the end of the paragraph, I’m writing the article, and then I go back and write the first paragraph, which is easy by then.

      I suspect a comics equivalent might be deliberately bad stick-figure parodies of your characters (worse than xkcd) doing riffs on the intended story? If you grab a roll of paper towels and a dry-erase marker, and start doing the worst comics you can, you might find after a dozen strips it’s starting to mutate into something you like.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        October 20, 2021 at 10:34 am | #

        “worse than xkcd”

        Woah. Those are some quality stick figures yer denigratin’ there good soul. You keep this up an’ were gon’ have us a problem.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 20, 2021 at 2:38 am | #

      Don’t feel bad. I have character designs bouncing around in my head, but lack the artistic skill to put them to (digital) paper. (I messed around with Flash back in the early aughts, but that was all manipulated vectors. I can’t draw freehand.) That and the unshakeable feeling of shame and embarrassment at putting out original content put the kibosh on my early dreams of being a cartoonist.

      You’re already way ahead of me on both fronts!

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      October 20, 2021 at 3:50 am | #

      Start now.

      Like… literally right fucking now. Don’t even scroll down first.

      Of course you won’t be able to finish it all in one sitting, but once you’ve started, that hurdle is taken, and everything else is easier.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      October 20, 2021 at 6:20 am | #

      Me too, I got a great idea, but it got hard, and I gave up.
      It’s sad, because I’de joined a comic course that was expensive. Such a waist..

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 20, 2021 at 6:21 am | #

      Hey that’s me and writing.

      Dabbled on and off, mostly off, for like seven years because wanting to do it inevitably led to a wave of self-doubt and criticism and being hyper aware of every flaw I could make eventually destroyed any ability to enjoy myself (and more selfishly, how I could do this for fun but “it’s not like it’ll be my job”).

      Now I’m trying to get back on the saddle with a brain that’s less cripplingly depressed and sort of glued together and can focus long enough to do things.

      The advice I’ve been told about motivation is never rely on it. You get hooked on the feeling of “I must create my art now, while it is with me!” and whenever you don’t create it right there and then you don’t just have a normal reaction to “not immediately creating a perfect piece of art right there and then”, you feel like you’ve betrayed your motivation for sending your brain some happy juice and you just squandered it and better luck next time.

      If you want to be consistent, just set goals. X amount of time per day.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      October 20, 2021 at 6:28 am | #

      I had the same issue when I tried making my own comic. It took me a whole month to make one page—granted, I tried being as detailed as possible without any prior art school. Just learning as I went

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 20, 2021 at 7:58 pm | #

      I was a poet for about 10 years and 3000 poems when the truck hit me, and I lost the ability to create poetry to my TBI, along with my foreign languages, programming skills, ability to remember people’s names. Carpe diem, you never know when truck-kun will come knocking on your head.

  18. Regalli
    Regalli
    October 20, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

    Joyce, by the time you graduate a character you invented to fill a scene is going to evolve into one of the ones you love most and become endgame with Julia, and then in like twenty years following a reboot of your universe and a soft reboot of that strip after it ran for ten years already you’re going to make her completely insufferable over the time skip and your readership desperately await her Very Mature facade crashing down so that she can be the petty disaster we all know and love.

    Also you’ll keep playing around with Julia/Whatshisface original love interest in the rebooted universe, just, having fun playing them off each other, and you realize in hindsight their original pairing had some serious problems and was probably always a little doomed but in this new universe, twenty-some years down the line with a completely different dynamic, you decide to make them canon this time and get a chance to seriously explore them in a way the first universe never had room for because Bennifer Shillingsworth short-circuited your original plans where they were endgame so they just broke up and didn’t get back together, ultimately.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      October 20, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Also, you’ll reboot a comic you did for exactly five strips involving an asshole and a lawyer, but you’ll turn it from a gag strip involving assholes and farce into a symbol of unprocessed and complicated grief.

    • Jon
      Jon
      October 20, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

      Could I ask for a cast list on your post? I *THINK* I’m remembering the Walkyverse properly but some of your references don’t compute.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        October 20, 2021 at 1:27 am | #

        Billie was never intended to be a major character – she started out as a background character and became the endgame love interest for Danny. (Using ‘Billie’ for the Walkyverse version because she kept it through to the end.) Julia here being a Danny-equivalent (especially obvious as Doris’s suggested difference from Julia was ‘sex obsessed,’ making her clearly Joe,) her current planned love interest – I think a Jacob expy, but in Roomies it was Sal – would therefore be free for shipping with various other characters but never really got to a point where they could end up with someone as endgame. And then, again, twenty years after Joyce and Walky ended we get Sal/Danny canon for real again, but Sal no longer feels she has to pretend to be cheery for Danny’s idea of her and Danny is way more likable.

        Lawsome as pre-Shortpacked, post-It’s Walky strip included Mike (pre-Shortpacked character development that made him a bit more of a character and not an asshole force of asshole nature) and Bart O’Ryan, Asshole Lawyer Dude No One Liked Who Served To Make The Protagonists’ Lives Harder.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 20, 2021 at 2:41 am | #

          Does Not-Jacob still exist in the Grayverse, or did Joyce write him out after that whole debacle?

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            October 20, 2021 at 9:56 am | #

            She mentioned Lord Jakkar in the strip discussing her plans, so, presumably.

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/03-see-you-in-the-funny-page/prequel/

            Now, whether or not he still looks like Jacob or has been hastily redesigned to look like someone else, different question.

  19. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    October 20, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

    That’s honestly a pretty cute punchline. I love this.

  20. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    October 20, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

    I’m sure there’s no meta-ness or projection here at all… : )

  21. Nick Piers
    Nick Piers
    October 20, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

    Aww. That’s a cute, wholesome ending.

    …oh God, something horrible is going to happen soon, isn’t it?

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      October 20, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

      We’re still waiting on the inevitable unintended fallout of Joyce’s and Becky’s argument

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      October 20, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

      Daisy has a gun. When Walky arrives, she’s gonna hand the gun to Joyce and demand she shoot him with it. The gun is fake and shoots bubbles.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        October 20, 2021 at 1:32 am | #

        … Maybe it’s just because Walkyverse versions is on my mind in this strip but ‘Daisy’ and ‘gun’ gave me a VERY different mental image.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          October 20, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

          Guns is going to appear in Dumbing of Age next strip?

          • Thag Simmons
            Thag Simmons
            October 20, 2021 at 3:21 am | #

            I hope not, I don’t have a replacement avatar lined up yet.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 20, 2021 at 2:43 am | #

          Beef happens to walk by the newspaper office at that moment. Her eyes well up. Her hands start shaking but she steels herself.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            October 20, 2021 at 9:53 am | #

            And that’s how we discover Beef and Daisy are cross-dimensional travelers, finally kicking off the Return of Head Alien arc!

            • NickG
              NickG
              October 20, 2021 at 11:40 am | #

              Well, Daisy should remember how to deal with Beef; empty the clip.

      • mrnoidea
        mrnoidea
        October 20, 2021 at 6:35 am | #

        “I like you, kid.”

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      October 20, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

      I mean, yes. Horribleness is guaranteed.

  22. Bryy
    Bryy
    October 20, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

    We’re not getting to the Halloween arc until I’m 50, aren’t we?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 20, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      Next chapter is called “I’ll leave you a Phantom”

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      October 20, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

      I mean, we already time-skipped over Halloween years ago…

      • justin8448
        justin8448
        October 20, 2021 at 3:06 am | #

        There have been hints that Willis will bless us with a Haloween flashback eventually.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        October 20, 2021 at 8:46 am | #

        *obsessively sharpens his “How Dare You Skip Halloween, Willis” rusty dagger*

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 20, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

      I hope not I’m already over 60, and immortal or not I don’t think I can wait that long. The asshole who made me immortal didn’t include “eternal youth” so I keep getting worse. And yes asshole is the politest way I could put it.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      October 20, 2021 at 10:37 am | #

      You’re in your 20’s I assume?

  23. V
    V
    October 20, 2021 at 12:55 am | #

    The alt text… what does it mean Willis… what does it mean…

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 20, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

      I mean most of his original endgame couples are decidedly not currently endgame in Dumbing of Age.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      October 20, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

      Will Julia Gray still be “friends” with President Doris?

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        October 20, 2021 at 1:56 am | #

        Plays “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” by War on the hacked Muzak.

    • powerpowerpow
      powerpowerpow
      October 20, 2021 at 9:39 am | #

      I recently went back and started reading Roomies for the first time. Willis, in his commentary in several posts, said that in retrospect, Joyce and Joe had way better chemistry than anyone else and be wished he’d explored that pairing more. Guess we’re gonna see how that goes over the course of the next 9 years.

  24. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 20, 2021 at 12:59 am | #

    Maybe even a person who eats food that touches other food.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      October 20, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

      Woah, slow down, Maurice!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      October 20, 2021 at 2:57 am | #

      See, this is why we needed Mike. He’d tell her that food is already touching other food… inside her intestines…. RIGHT NOW.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        October 20, 2021 at 12:15 pm | #

        Not if she eats slow enough.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 20, 2021 at 6:39 am | #

      That’s a bit too extreme.

    • Phyrexian_Rogue
      Phyrexian_Rogue
      October 20, 2021 at 7:57 am | #

      Are you describing a person, or a monster? How dare you even contemplate such heinousness!

  25. Jbluewind
    Jbluewind
    October 20, 2021 at 1:27 am | #

    God! If I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a callback to this strip from move in day. O_O
    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/forget/

    • Mr.Morningstar
      Mr.Morningstar
      October 20, 2021 at 5:48 am | #

      Ohoooo good catch

  26. Chris Phoenix
    Chris Phoenix
    October 20, 2021 at 1:29 am | #

    You might even become an Internet pornlord…

  27. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    October 20, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

    That can or can not be, Leslie. I always try to be positive, but some problems and feelings are here forever. Or at least for your next decade.

  28. Brumagem
    Brumagem
    October 20, 2021 at 1:36 am | #

    You will evolve from wanting a Rei waifu to wanting an Asuka waifu. Someday you might even desire a god-tier Ritsuko waifu

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 20, 2021 at 1:46 am | #

      Not going to lie I just wanted Rei to have a long and happy life, she deserved it after the abuse she lived through.

      • Buli-Buli
        Buli-Buli
        October 20, 2021 at 8:18 am | #

        Depends. Which Rei are we talking about? Cause we have multiple timelines, most with multiple Reis.

  29. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    October 20, 2021 at 1:54 am | #

    Joyce has met Daisy. Will my ship come in?

  30. acher4
    acher4
    October 20, 2021 at 3:00 am | #

    I love her smile/face at the last panel, and all that what it entails.

  31. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    October 20, 2021 at 3:27 am | #

    Please let that be what gets Walky the comics job instead of Joyce.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      October 20, 2021 at 3:49 am | #

      Why would it be?

      • Harmony
        Harmony
        October 20, 2021 at 2:06 pm | #

        When the choice of randomly generated avatar completely changes the tone of the comment…

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 20, 2021 at 4:00 pm | #

          “Randomly generated”?

          That avatar was hand-forged in a crucible of nightmares, and quenched in the tears of the feeble.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            October 20, 2021 at 8:20 pm | #

            Ash grav durbatulûk, ash grav gimbatul, ash grav thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 20, 2021 at 4:45 am | #

      I don’t think LAWsome can support a long running subplot in the way Julia Grey can. LAWsome has a flawless format, but it can’t be bent without breaking it, while Julia Grey is very narrative driven and closer to the author’s real life experience.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 20, 2021 at 2:59 pm | #

        Willis starts showing the occasional Julia Gray strip as the actual strip for the day, and over time it gradually replaces the entire DoA storyline.

        Or worse, we get good compelling Julia Gray strips, but we get them once per DoA day, so plot arcs take decades to play out.

    • pararell spade
      pararell spade
      October 20, 2021 at 12:16 pm | #

      They both get the part because Daisy needs to fill pages now that Amazi girl is out of busines

  32. pararell spade
    pararell spade
    October 20, 2021 at 3:56 am | #

    uh, that face joyce is making looks a lot like Jennifer’s, that is a bit scary.

  33. Florence
    Florence
    October 20, 2021 at 4:04 am | #

    For all of Joyce’s current problems, that smile indicates she’s much healthier in at least one way: she no longer fears change in herself. I mean she still might but responding to being different this way at least shows one kind of healthy development. I assume Joyce is ecstatic that someone told her casually “you are not your past” considering how frustrated she seems about the boxes everyone (but especially Dorothy and Becky) have put her in, for this person outside her fiend group to say “yea, your gonna change” is like hearing what you want from a source that has no incentive to make you happy and thus won’t lie.

    Hopefully being happy about changing will allow her to stop being so uncompromising about Becky’s belief(or maybe understand that Becky doesn’t view it as science but as a matter of faith).

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      October 20, 2021 at 6:18 am | #

      I agree with most of this, except the part about Dorothy and (maybe) Becky keeping Joyce in a box. All Dorothy has said is that she’s disappointed in Joyce for saying stuff that upset Becky, and all Becky has said is that this stuff upset her. You can accept that someone’s going to change, and still pefer it if what they change into isn’t an asshole.

      (And yes, I realise that Dorothy, like myself, has no idea what it’s like to transition to atheism from a fundie background, and maybe if she did, she’d understand why Joyce needed to vent.)

      Honestly, I think the person who most puts Joyce in boxes is Joyce. The box used to be “cheerful fundie kid”, and now it’s “New Atheist edgelord who thinks non-atheists are superstious idiots”. Her hopeful “promise?” reads to me as not just relief that someone accepts she’s changed, but an idea that she will continue to change, and escape that box as well.

      (Sorry, I’m even more pissed off by these people than I was when we last saw Joyce, because Twitter has spent the last week sharing the most racist parts of Steven Pinker’s book about how being Rational(TM) means you’re always right about everything.)

      • Florence
        Florence
        October 20, 2021 at 6:36 am | #

        I mean yea, fuck new atheism and all it’s assholness. Sorry you’ve had to deal with all it’s awfulness more explicitly.

        But I do think they have an idea of Joyce they hold on to, Dorothy viewing Joyce as nice but naive(which is accurate sometimes but also kind of dismissive. Like Dorothy is the same age as Joyce so that’s kind of rude) and Becky assuming Joyce can compartmentalise the faith they grew up with (I will say that part of this is Joyce being terrified of telling people that she’s going through anything for fear of being revealed as either a failure or bad) I also think Joyce does similar types of controlling to Becky and Dorothy so it’s not like Joyce is innocent in that area either.

        I assume it’s cause she’s got heavy feelings for Dorothy that she can’t fully understand so Dorothy is just this perfect person without any flaws that she’s going to be friends with and never consider why Dorothy is the person she wants to be alone on an island with, and Becky must surely view faith as either all being true facts or none of it, can’t possibly be that Becky has faith and Joyce doesn’t.

        I’ll agree that Joyce does it to herself as well, all that pressure must really hurt

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          October 20, 2021 at 9:32 am | #

          To some extent, everyone does that.

          And really it’s hard to blame Dorothy: what is Joyce except “nice but naive”? Dorothy can take it too far in her momming, but on the other hand she has helped Joyce through a bunch of her changes that way.

          And yeah, fuck new atheism. I hadn’t seen the Pinker stuff, but I can imagine.

          • Florence
            Florence
            October 20, 2021 at 10:00 am | #

            That’s a really point, to Dorothy all Joyce presents is one part of herself and Dorothy responds. I think that’s what makes all this recent stuff hurt so much. It’s all so understandable and even hard to find anything wrong in those moments of kindness.

            Although I focus mostly on analysis, emotionally I am feeling a lot of these conflicts between the characters. I’ve had my own troubles with friendship groups that seemed great but had inherent issues no one could see until it was too late.

            • Florence
              Florence
              October 20, 2021 at 10:01 am | #

              *a really GOOD point

  34. JediMB
    JediMB
    October 20, 2021 at 5:07 am | #

    Hugs for Joyce! Hugs for Joyce for a thousand years!

  35. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    October 20, 2021 at 5:47 am | #

    Yeah that’s fair, and a much better reaction than she wouldve had before

  36. Spencer
    Spencer
    October 20, 2021 at 5:58 am | #

    I know the really loaded last panel is what to focus on but I can’t deal with a strip where Daisy is competent, professional, and knowing.

    It’s freaking me out.

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      October 20, 2021 at 10:43 am | #

      I think Joyce just exudes a strong enough aura of “I am not available” that she can’t get distracted by horny.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        October 20, 2021 at 11:11 am | #

        Daisy: The one person in DoA who does not immediately pick up on Joyce’s oblivious sapphic energy.

        • Nobonesforever
          Nobonesforever
          October 21, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

          You spoke too soon Spencer! Spoke too soon!

  37. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    October 20, 2021 at 6:16 am | #

    Plot twist: Joyce lose the opportunity to Walky. Willis changes her character description, calling Joyce a semi autobiographic one. Chaos reigns.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      October 20, 2021 at 8:12 pm | #

      Well there already is one difference, and if you can’t tell you are more genderblind than Tedd Verres.

  38. Keulen
    Keulen
    October 20, 2021 at 6:41 am | #

    I’m kinda hoping that somehow both Joyce and Walky get the job, and both their comics end up in the college newspaper.

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      October 20, 2021 at 7:42 am | #

      Daisy watching them bicker and one up each other, does the Gendo pose, smiles and murmurs “Perfect.”

      • Florence
        Florence
        October 20, 2021 at 8:11 am | #

        Yesss!!! Give me mastermind daisy!! 😂😂😂😂

  39. Alex
    Alex
    October 20, 2021 at 8:46 am | #

    Ooooh I love Joyce in that final panel. She’s growing into someone new.

  40. bcb
    bcb
    October 20, 2021 at 10:37 am | #

    And you’ll realize you’re not entirely cis!

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      October 20, 2021 at 10:44 am | #

      Eh, it’s 2021, who is?

  41. Chokfi
    Chokfi
    October 20, 2021 at 11:08 am | #

    damn this plot line is so meta

  42. Harmony
    Harmony
    October 20, 2021 at 2:04 pm | #

    That is so me when I left Christianity:

    “You’re changing so much, I barely recognize you.”
    “I’ve only just begun.”

  43. Spencer
    Spencer
    October 20, 2021 at 2:47 pm | #

    The Saga of Captain Julia Gray takes a dark turn when Julia’s friend Betty returns from the dead as a zombie after being run over by a car filled with mountain lions that were in the process of being struck by lightning.

    • Alex
      Alex
      October 20, 2021 at 3:38 pm | #

      The best part is that while this is completely ridiculous it’s incredibly in character.

  44. Jinx
    Jinx
    October 20, 2021 at 3:21 pm | #

    This strip really made me smile.

  45. thumb
    thumb
    October 20, 2021 at 5:17 pm | #

    Willis talking well loud in here

    • Bemisawa
      Bemisawa
      October 20, 2021 at 9:38 pm | #

      Yeah, I don’t know why (since most of DYW’s avatars that I’ve seen are scowling), but that seemed like a very DYW smile.

  46. Deviant
    Deviant
    October 20, 2021 at 11:51 pm | #

    I’d say Joyce has changed quite a lot in the few months she’s been there already.

  47. Marrow
    Marrow
    October 21, 2021 at 4:07 am | #

    Joyce, I love you.

  48. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    October 21, 2021 at 4:32 am | #

    that last panel tho

  49. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    October 21, 2021 at 9:00 am | #

    -looks at 5 months long buffer- “oh”

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dexter and monkey master decline, apparently, to take over the world
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
Good news for the people still circulating this post: it is now a real t-shirt you can purchase and wear to let the world know you take responsibility for the actions of fictional characters:
emotion-engine.bsky.social's user avatarThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 9d
Normally I’d let this sort of thing just die out but an alarming amount of you have asked where you can buy this and my wife had to have an emergency surgery the day before I made this, so here is my chance to live the American Dream (selling print-on-demand shirts to pay down medical debt)
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amber @goronamber.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
I just wanna post this in the comments bsky.app/profile/emot...
emotion-engine.bsky.social's user avatarThe Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social ⋅ 13d
Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.
A stock photo of a man holding a phone wearing a shirt that says “I PERSONALLY ENDORSE EVERY BAD THING IN THE MEDIA I WATCH. MAY THEIR CRIMES ONE DAY BE MY OWN”
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Tekno 😈🌐👑🇨🇦 | TEAM FOSSILS @generaltekno.bttoons.com ⋅ 1d
Someone leaked the entire unreleased Micronauts animated series to archive.org All 52 episodes Yes they FULLY FINISHED a Micronauts cartoon in the early 2020s and mothballed it
vangelus.bsky.social's user avatarVangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
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Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tested ep1 of Micronauts, skipped to the credits so I could see every name of every crew member who put in so much work with the expectation that anybody would ever see the thing they did as part of their vocation in a creative field, working in service of what should be a reliable client & partner
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Wack'd @wackd.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
gotta go back to the original tagline
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
admittedly, i might be arriving at a little annoyance on behalf of anyone responded to ever with "WELL it's not called SMARTING of age" because that's become a lot, i think the fork might be in that one, it's done
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the people have spoken
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Senator Meow @senatormeow.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
they're selling twink dongs at the grocery store now
Hostess Ding Dongs x Twinkies mashup with delicious Twinkies cake covered in Ding Dongs fudge
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that "how to lie" is not, actually, achieved by cupping the balls, despite the evidence of the entirety of the first panel, but by some other giant pile of words i guess, tl;dr
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
“It’s not me who’s a bigot,” they always argue. “I’m fine with all you people. But the rest of the electorate is full of bigots, on whose behalf I will now speak”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Same, Dunkin, same
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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House Republicans have shut down floor votes and will likely adjourn for 6 weeks to avoid voting for the release of the Epstein files.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
😬 Rainbow Friends
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me ⋅ 2d
this is why layout matters
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com ⋅ 2d
The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
fklein907.bsky.social's user avatarFrances “Poet Laureate of the Robot Alliance” Klein @fklein907.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I still love this Glen Brogan artwork capturing a truly iconic Star Wars moment...
Glen Brogan art of a trio of seagulls attacking a fleeing Yoda, who is valiantly trying to protect his head from the onslaught...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Moratorium" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Moratorium
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
OK democrats shutting down congress by attaching Epstein amendments to everything is pretty funny
fritschner.bsky.social's user avatarAaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files. Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Josh Johnson is brilliant and I’m happy for him and wish him the world
joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Johnson @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
This week, I’m hosting The Daily Show Tuesday through Thursday. It’s my first time hosting anything on TV. Ever. I’ve spent years writing behind the scenes, learning from truly great and talented people. Now, for three nights, I get to sit at the desk and do it myself.
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