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by David M Willis on December 18, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – I'll Leave You A Phantom
└ Tags: amber, danny

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 18, 2021 at 12:03 am | #

    that

    sure is a take

    • Jon
      Jon
      December 18, 2021 at 2:16 am | #

      Nobody told Amber that Garbage Roof wasn’t an aspirational title, did they

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        December 18, 2021 at 2:33 am | #

        I am usually pretty on-board with, “hey, I know this comic is more serious than Shortpacked, but it’s still pretty goofy, allow for a certain leeway towards exagerated-for-comedy’s sake” as a take, but… yeah, this is kind of a Lot.

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          December 18, 2021 at 2:34 am | #

          Gloating over how hot “emaciated emo Ethan” like yeah Amber that was your friend and he’s not been eating well since his friend died a few months ago

          • Imogen
            Imogen
            December 18, 2021 at 2:36 am | #

            Also like there aren’t a hundred thousand extremely hot original gay works out there from small indie creators who deserve your money more than Disney does

            • Daniel M Ball
              Daniel M Ball
              December 18, 2021 at 11:09 am | #

              True dat. The gay characters in those works aren’t tokens put in to appease social media or make ‘representation’-they’re actual CHARACTERS. Disney just does Tokens.

              • DojimaKojima
                DojimaKojima
                December 18, 2021 at 7:41 pm | #

                i mean, despite Amber’s perspective, the gay(/LGBT) characters in this webcomic are pretty great too.

              • The Wellerman
                The Wellerman
                December 18, 2021 at 8:23 pm | #

                Angry doesn’t even BEGIN to cover how I feel about the practice of tokens and making “representation”, what with Disney and all those other bourgeois fucks who USE us as production value and getting social media rock hard about it. 👿👿👿

                I sure hope that I’m not the only one who feels this way.

  2. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    December 18, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

    What the hell, Amber

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 18, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

      And now all the people who wanted a Danny/Ethan slipshine will be mad at Amber for doing the same thing.

      • Dark
        Dark
        December 18, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

        The difference is that Amber is doing it to, what is to her, real people.

        Those people are basically doing the same as Amber in panel 2.

        • Bluewind
          Bluewind
          December 18, 2021 at 3:13 am | #

          Oh dear god! Someone concisely said something that took me a wall of text again XD

        • Heather
          Heather
          December 18, 2021 at 3:31 am | #

          Yeah it’s kind of like how Cars 2 becomes pretty disturbing when you think that in their universe so called ‘lemon cars’ are real people left to eventually die because their parts aren’t going to be produced any more versus the reality of lemon cars in our own world which aren’t alive.

          • Heather
            Heather
            December 18, 2021 at 3:33 am | #

            I know this is random but I recently had to watch that movie with someone and I remember thinking that when I first viewed it years ago. Like a lot of people say it sucked and it did but wtf Pixar I know Cars is just a merchandise vehicle (heh) but usually you put more thought into things back then.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              December 18, 2021 at 4:30 am | #

              The Mouse’s cash-grabbing aura must have been particularly strong while it was in production.

          • Jflb96
            Jflb96
            December 18, 2021 at 3:42 am | #

            That just sounds like an analogy for for-profit healthcare, to be honest

            • Heather
              Heather
              December 18, 2021 at 4:39 am | #

              And the lemon cars are the bad guys. They do bad things so as… not to die. And are mocked by the ‘heroes’ and narrative. I mean I guess if /any/ Pixar franchise was going to be enamoured with capitalism to even horrifying levels it would be that one.

              • The Wellerman
                The Wellerman
                December 18, 2021 at 4:48 am | #

                “All that is solid melts into air…”

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              December 18, 2021 at 2:09 pm | #

              It could have been, I think the bluesky Robots movie took that angle, but Cars 2 plays the Lemons as a villainous conspiracy. Like Cars is already a mindfuck franchise, but Cars 2 makes everything so much worse.

        • SuperZero
          SuperZero
          December 21, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

          It’s not just that they’re real people. It’s also that she’s saying it directly to Danny. While Danny has a girlfriend. And Ethan is hurting and mad at Danny.

          There’s a lot of things that make it worse.

      • Bluewind
        Bluewind
        December 18, 2021 at 3:10 am | #

        Logical fallacy my friend! Shipping people romantically or sexually who are fictional is fine as long as you aren’t toxic towards the real life people behind them (such as actors, writers, or creators) or share said shipping in a way that violates the boundries of others (or requests of those directly involved in the project). Doing the same with real people gets very creepy VERY fast, ESPECIALLY if doing so oversteps that person’s boundries, ignores social norms, fetishizes their identity (culture, race, gender, sexuality,…), or involves a minor. Doing things like applauding an existing relationship, setting up a blind date, thinking people might be cute together, noticing worrying patterns, offering to give advice/information, reacting to a breakup, offering support, and so on can all be done in a way that respects boundries and doesn’t slip into toxic territory.

        Amber however isn’t doing that. In a universe in which she is real and he is real and Ethan is real, she is refusing to accept no as an answer, ignoring Danny’s personal boundries repeatedly, using her issues as an excuse to act how she pleases (a diagnosis is a tool that helps us live our lives and get the help we need), fetishizing Danny and Ethan, pressing Danny until he gives her an answer, ignoring an existing relationship that is closed, and practically asking her ex to make her porn or at least give explicit details. I’m not saying Amber is bad or we should all hate on her. Frankly, I think the girl needs a semester off to do a partial hospitalization program (see below for what it is) followed by long term therapy with someone who is trained in her issues and an evaluation for diagnosis and accommodations and/or medication. What I’m saying is what she is doing is wrong in context, she can learn from this mistake and grow as a person because it IS the mistake of a kid who is still developing a brain and running on hormones, and using her mistake to shame people OUTSIDE of the comic about their feelings/opinions about people INSIDE the comic is actually faulty logic and a dangerous one at that. Wielding shame like a weapon can hurt everyone in the process, including yourself.

        If anyone is curious, a partial hospitalization program is a multi week outpatient program that involves individual therapy, groups, psycological education (works like a small class), and skill building. They meet 3-7 days a week for several hours per day. The program treats those with mental illnesses and/or addiction who are in crisis, close to being in crisis, or recently finished a 72 hour hold. It takes place at a physical location or over a video call, but the individual is still in their own home and isn’t given restrictions on anything, but the process is draining so a full time load at college on top of that is too much to ask of anyone. A variety of skills and coping techniques are taught so the person can both find things that work for them and be able to remain stable on their own and/or recover faster if and when a relapse occurs.
        I went to one due to PTSD and depression. While I wasn’t in danger and was still doing everything I was supposed to be doing (like paying bills and seeing a doctor), I was in a bad place and nothing I did could pull me out of that hole. They kicked my ass, but damn was it worth it. Dealt with some stuff I thought I had already healed from. Got something to fight my intrusive thoughts with and the rest of the bullshit. Learned to see myself and my brain differently. Had some epiphanies. Set some boundaries. Made some honest mistakes and learned from them. Learned interpersonal skills. And on an on. I never knew they existed until about two years ago and didn’t experience one myself until a year after that, but damn glad I did.

        • ktbear
          ktbear
          December 18, 2021 at 4:45 am | #

          Oh good God, I see what you mean about the wall of text! However, sometimes thats what it takes. Thank you so much for sharing. Having spent five years in group and one on one councilling to address childhood trauma I can affirm the importance of learning those skills and little tricks that give you tools to address issues as they come up. Learning to love yourself is such a powerful thing too and, for me, meant the difference between “I cant be bothered” and “I deserve this!” So glad to see you found the help you needed when you needed it. *HUGGLES*

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      December 18, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

      Right!? If she’s going to be touching herself in public, we should at least get to watch. Even masturbate indoors girl has the decency to do it beside the window!

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      December 18, 2021 at 7:23 pm | #

      Yeah, I’m skeeved out. What’s next, her trying to set up a Becky/Joyce/Dina three way, convincing Dina it’s for science?

      Amber, you need some SERIOUS help

  3. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    December 18, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    …what about it being you, Amber, makes objectifying and sexualizing your friends to their faces acceptable?

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      December 18, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      The fact that she consistently devalues herself and casts herself as “garbage” or “the bad one” of her two distinctive identities. It’s often just a justification not to work on improving herself or hold herself accountable. Instead dumping all her good traits on AG. It’s actually kind of sad because Amber is a good person. She just chooses not to let herself be one.

      • Dark
        Dark
        December 18, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

        2hich is funny because AG is still the worse side of her DID, in my opinion.

        • Chroma
          Chroma
          December 18, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

          the concept of a “good” and “bad” alter is a really harmful and ableist stereotype. please dont perpetuate it by saying there’s a “worse side” to someone’s DID

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            December 18, 2021 at 2:03 am | #

            Oh! 😨

            I don’t know a lot about DID, but I’m really sorry if I implied this with my Blade Runner comment down there regarding Amber, and I’m REALLY sorry if I caused you DID-havers any stress! 🙏

          • Dark
            Dark
            December 18, 2021 at 2:56 am | #

            I didn’t say either side of her was good or bad.

            But her AG personality is the one that literally puts her into situations that could be harmful to her physical health. That’s worse than just being a gross person with a Bisexual Fetish.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 18, 2021 at 10:18 am | #

            Is it worse than saying one person is better or worse than another? Does them being alters instead of people in separate bodies change things that much?

            Just straight up trashing either the Amber alter or the Amazing-Girl alter on their own doesn’t seem to draw the same response. Maybe there’s some nuance I’m missing.

            • Fox
              Fox
              December 18, 2021 at 10:33 am | #

              The nuance is that it’s like trashing someone with depression, it’s trashing someone who is mentally ill for one of the symptoms of their illness.

            • Fox
              Fox
              December 18, 2021 at 10:36 am | #

              * with depression for being depressed, it lost a chunk

            • Fox
              Fox
              December 18, 2021 at 10:45 am | #

              The nuance is that it’s like trashing someone with depression for being depressed, it’s trashing someone who is mentally ill for one of the symptoms of their illness.

              • Lan
                Lan
                December 18, 2021 at 2:25 pm | #

                That’s not what’s going on here. People aren’t trashing her for having DID. They’re just saying that AG has worse behaviors than Amber. And, regardless, mental illness isn’t an excuse to treat people poorly nor does it in anyway absolve somebody of the consequences of their behavior

                • Fox
                  Fox
                  December 18, 2021 at 3:27 pm | #

                  Above it was literally stated “AG is the worse side of her DID”, so yes that is what was said.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 18, 2021 at 1:34 pm | #

              So, we shouldn’t complain about Amber being creepy and gross here?
              Or just that we shouldn’t compare her to Amazi-Girl when doing so?

              • Fox
                Fox
                December 18, 2021 at 2:11 pm | #

                You can certainly call her behavior or AG’s out as inappropriate, gross, etc. It becomes problematic when you call individual alters the bad one or good one, it’s the behavior that’s bad, not the person and that goes for anyone really, calling out problematic behavior doesn’t require throwing out the whole person.

        • Fox
          Fox
          December 18, 2021 at 2:30 am | #

          I agree with Chroma. As somone who has DID, I second all of what they said. There’s no good or bad alter, only complex, traumatized alters who may be doing unhealthy things because they don’t know better ways of coping. Promoting this trope hurts, real people, so please don’t.

          • Dark
            Dark
            December 18, 2021 at 2:59 am | #

            I’m not the one writing the character, only commenting on it. Amber needs help, but we all know she’s not gonna get it.

            This is the internet, there’s basically only two stances on Mental Illness: Unrelenting hatred, and gross fetishization.

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              December 18, 2021 at 3:04 am | #

              You really don’t think there’s any room for nuance?

              • Dark
                Dark
                December 18, 2021 at 3:06 am | #

                Oh, I definitely do.

                I’m just saying, those are the two stances I see 99.9% of the time when browsing the internet.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  December 18, 2021 at 3:16 am | #

                  Do you think you have a stance between those two alleged binaries?

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  December 18, 2021 at 3:29 am | #

                  By the way, I didn’t mean that as a loaded question, I’m just curious as to what your particular stance on it is, and what you think counts as a “mental illness”.

                • Dark
                  Dark
                  December 18, 2021 at 3:44 am | #

                  Hm. We’ve gone too deep, I can’t reply to you directly anymore. Ah well, doesn’t matter.

                  My stance is, simply put, DID is a sign that your brain is functioning incorrectly. Much like Depression, Bipolar Disorder, ADHD, and a whole bunch of other issues.

                  It’s not something to be hated or treat people like they’re lesser over, obviously. That’d be fucked up.
                  But it’s also not something that people should aspire to have.

                  It is, like everything else I’ve listed, something that people need help to understand and deal with.

                  I’ve got high-functioning Autism. Not hugely debilitating, but enough to be annoying most days. And quite frankly, there isn’t a day that goes by where I’d be 100% happy to have a neurotypical brain, instead of one that can get easily overwhelmed by just any old shitstorm of things going on.

                  And then I go online and see people who act like having Autism is the best thing ever and it’s some kinda superpower. And I can almost guarantee that not a single one of those people actually HAS it.

                  Quite frankly, being Neuroatypical sucks. And I hate the people who fetishize it even more than I do the ableists.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  December 18, 2021 at 4:13 am | #

                  If there’s only one thing I had to disagree with right off the bat, it’s referring to neurodivergence as the brain functioning “incorrectly”. I personally prefer to think of it at the brain “functioning differently”.

                  As someone with Social Anxiety Disorder, Vocal Dysphoria, enough obsessive compulsive tendencies to pass out inches from crossing the Obsessive Compulsive Disorder finish-line, sucking balls at the guessing game called “””social cues””, eye contact draining my energy, and lots of other neurodivergent stripes, I know how challenging it is to live with this kind of thing.

                  However, these personal challenges really don’t hurt me as much as getting swept up by big, overgeneralizing labels like “autism” and having people make really hurtful assumptions about me based on those labels OTHER PEOPLE decide for me, calling my personality a mental disorder that needs to be “cured”, having been physically and psychologically abused for decades because of that label.

                  I really just wish that the way we described neurodivergence was more like gender / sexual identity, were you can have more specific descriptors and less room for people to make hurtful assumptions, regarding both your abilities AND disabilities. Because the way the current categories are now, it’s like being forced to describe broken bones with choices of “70% or more are broken on the left half” and “70% or more are broken on the right half”.

                  Tell me, how many times do you reckon people have made hurtful assumptions you because of a label like “autism”? Do you think people would be less likely to make those assumptions if only we had better, more clear ways of describing our unique stripes of neurodivergence?

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  December 18, 2021 at 5:20 am | #

                  *hurtful assumptions about you

                  I. Fucking. Hate. Typos.

                • Diner Kinetic
                  Diner Kinetic
                  December 18, 2021 at 4:14 pm | #

                  As an autistic person, I think if you tried to give me a neurotypical brain I would physically have to fight you. I’m one of those ones who likes how my brain works, it might not be a superpower but it’s definitely better than having whatever the fuck *not* my brain would be

            • Fox
              Fox
              December 18, 2021 at 5:53 am | #

              Of course she needs help, but demonizing an alter in fiction sends a message in real life that’s not helpful. Nuance 100% exists online, I’ve seen it, and if you haven’t seen it you’re either missing it or looking in the wrong places. I’m autistic as well as having DID, so I get it’s hard, but to be frank learning to accept yourself where you’re at, while working to improve where you’re able, is what I see most often and that isn’t fetishizing it’s healthy and certainly better than hating yourself. Also, being proud of your differences isn’t bad either, there are of course people who take it oo far, but most of the time it comes from a place of hard-won self acceptance.

          • Icalasari
            Icalasari
            December 18, 2021 at 7:26 pm | #

            Hey, another Autistic & DID person

            Still getting used to my alters XD Known they existed for less than half a year so it’s been an interesting time for mee

            • Fox
              Fox
              December 18, 2021 at 10:56 pm | #

              Hey, hope your doing well.

        • Daniel M Ball
          Daniel M Ball
          December 18, 2021 at 11:20 am | #

          Yer wrong. Okay, simply put, it’s not Amber’s DiD that is doing it, this has nothing to do with her mental health, and everything to do with her character and environment. Amber/Amazigirl may be two psyches sharing the same body, but what Amber’s doing? That’s not because of (or in spite of) Amazi-girl.

          These are separate issues. Go back and re-read the series from the start, and look for how many times sexuality is pushed and discretion is mocked-what she’s doing is fully in tune with the culture she’s involved in. She’s not acting materially different from other people who also obsess over other people’s romantic/sexual activities, from the press hounding Robin, to Becky’s father, to how Jason lost his job. Whether it’s restricting or exposing, there’s an undercurrent of people wanting to meddle, (or at least watch) other people’s sexual lives and habits.

          and we even have a classroom encouraging this. Amber is perfectly in tune with her environment, it’s just creepy because it’s exaggerated for laughs.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 18, 2021 at 1:39 pm | #

            Wait, what?
            “to how Jason lost his job”? I could quibble about how the others aren’t that similar, but Jason didn’t lose his job because other people were obsessed with his romantic/sexual activities, but because he had a job where sexual abuse of people he had authority over is a serious problem and therefore is rightly banned.
            Also not sure about “classroom encouraging this” unless you’re painting gender studies as a bad thing, which is a hell of a take.

      • Rani
        Rani
        December 18, 2021 at 10:53 pm | #

        *chooses not to be one.

        FTFY

    • Thulcandran
      Thulcandran
      December 18, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      I read it as “Hey. It’s me the co-inventor of Garbage Roof, known for my utter lack of shame,” implying that she doesn’t care how shitty her actions are. It kinda reminds me of the Hyperbole and a Half post about a certain kind of depression-as-superpower (because the apathy overcomes the social anxiety). This seems likely to end in a similar way.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 18, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

      Also specifically acknowledging that your ostensible friend is in an extremely self-destructive state and bragging about being the cause because they’re hotter now is… Like even as a joke that’s a pretty fucked thing to say

      • Jason
        Jason
        December 18, 2021 at 4:09 pm | #

        I was literally here in the comments section to see how quickly that was commented on. Because as creepy and gross as the objectification of two people is, the sexual objectification of someone’s ongoing suffering and trauma is DEFINITELY worse to me. Like neither is low on the gross scale, well done on that Amber, but- yeah, as you say, she’s BRAGGING about it. She seems downright smug at having had a hand in Ethan’s current state AND taking sexual pleasure in it and just. “Yikes” is simultaneously the only word and not remotely close to strong enough.

      • Michael Haneline
        Michael Haneline
        December 18, 2021 at 10:20 pm | #

        As I thought exercise I often swap the ostensible genders of characters.
        Can you imagine a dude character going on about how hot his ex-girlfriend is now that her depression has caused her to lose a dangerous amount of weight, and bragging about it being his doing?

    • JBento
      JBento
      December 18, 2021 at 7:18 am | #

      I think it’s for the same reason that the commentariat gave Mike a pass for being an asshole because he was an asshole all the time, because somehow bad behaviour is not as bad when it’s a pattern, I GUESS.

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        December 18, 2021 at 9:48 am | #

        The main difference with Mike, massive asshole though he was, is how he was used. He was rarely a focus character, and those times that he was he was shown to be a fair bit less one-dimensional.

        Most of his asshole moments, honestly, came in the final panel of a comic. It’s just a factor of the format, if you need to end most-to-all strips on a joke, having a character who can be easily inserted into a comic to make a joke is useful.

        The difference here is that Amber is a main character, not a major secondary character like Mike was, and her… horrifically creepy stuff isn’t just coming in the last panel to end things on a joke.

  4. Regalli
    Regalli
    December 18, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    … Yeah this is DEFINITELY some kind of self-destructing her relationships thing, because even when Amber’s a disaster she’s usually not quite this variety of disastrous.

    • Sunny
      Sunny
      December 18, 2021 at 3:36 am | #

      As I recall she also hasn’t slept in 24 hours or more by this point, so that probably also plays a role.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 18, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

        There also may be a level of “I just can’t cope with the reality of what’s happened with Ethan, so I’m going to distract myself with this.”

  5. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    December 18, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Amber, as much as I agree with you on Ethan’s hotness and wanna see you feel release,

    DAMN! Maybe dial-it-back a bit on NOT keeping it to yourself?

    Besides, it’s just gonna make it LESS likely to happen if you tell them like that!

  6. Wendy
    Wendy
    December 18, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Amber doing more of that thing she does where she angsts and beats herself constantly for being a shitty person yet when she ACTUALLY does shitty things, it rarely registers to her as wrong or bad at all.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      December 18, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      When you already consider yourself trash why care about being casually shitty? She has so much better shitty behavior to angst about.

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 18, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

      Is slash-shaming a thing? I guess it is.

      • Wendy
        Wendy
        December 18, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

        I’m not “slash-shaming” her?? Amber’s being a really rude and inconsiderate creep right now. Not because of the “slash”. Because 1. shipping actual people you know is creepy and 2. TELLING those people about it is even creepier AND really rude, and 3. pressing on it after those people have made it very clear that they *really do not like it* is MAXED out creepy, invasive, and dehumanizing. Amber not only isn’t expressing any shame or regret about any of this, she’s happily defending herself. Like, the idea that she’s being a real shithead right now either isn’t occurring to her at all- which is bad – or it does and she doesn’t care – which is not just bad but makes her potentially dangerous to be around. That would mean that she SEES the boundaries Danny is trying to put down and that her choice to trample on them is deliberate. Which has really ugly implications for her character.

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          December 18, 2021 at 12:52 am | #

          I actually mostly agree with this, except for one thing.

          I dunno if shipping people you know is that much creepy, as long as you keep it ALL to yourself.

          • Zuzi
            Zuzi
            December 18, 2021 at 2:24 am | #

            tbh I think it’s even creepier, especially if they’re people you interact with on a regular basis. Like, at least with real-person-ff about celebrities, there’s already some degree of separation and you don’t really know them at all, so they might as well register as a fictional character to your brain. Because with slashfic and fanfic in general it’s about exploring what you think a particular fictional character would do in whatever situation you’ve imagines and you can do that because they’re a fictional character with no autonomy. It’s why arguments saying cheesecake tittygirls dressed in bikini armor CHOSE to dress like that don’t work, because they didn’t choose to do anything. They’re made up people who follow the script their creators made for them.
            But with friends, those are people that you know and love. They’re autonomous, sapient people with whole inner lives you have no idea of. Writing slashfic about your friends completely ignores that. Like honestly, if a close friend of mine told me that they wrote slashfic about me, I’d feel violated and lose a lot of trust in them. I wouldn’t even want to know what they wrote because I don’t want to see the fantasy they reduced me to, even if that fantasy is informed by the things they know about me.

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              December 18, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

              Very true, but as long as you keep these ships not to seriously or even just all in your head, and as long as you don’t intend to make them happen in the REAL WORLD, there’s really no problem that I see.

              Creepy as this kind of privately enjoyed shipping can be, it’s even CREEPIER to police people’s brains to see what kinds of private thoughts they have on their friends.

              • Thulcandran
                Thulcandran
                December 18, 2021 at 3:32 am | #

                Yeah, exactly.

                If Amber learned that Danny was bi and Ethan had been flirting with him, apologized to Ethan for opening an old wound, and then went back to her dorm room to do whatever that had inspired with her hand and her pants in private, she’d be violating neither Danny nor Ethan’s consent.

            • temperaryobsessor
              temperaryobsessor
              December 18, 2021 at 12:17 pm | #

              As far as I know no one is saying that having weird fantasies about your friends is less creepy than having them about celebrities. Just if you have them in the privacy of your own head its nobodies business but your own.
              Committing your fantasies to paper without consent touches on creepy if its of real people and even more if they are not celebreties, but so long as you have no intent to share these with anyone else I think its a grey area.
              When you start sharing your fantasies with others or when you try to push it into real life is when you become a jerk.

          • Wendy
            Wendy
            December 18, 2021 at 12:38 pm | #

            Eh, I think it’s one thing to be like “I think X and Y would make a great couple, I hope they get together!” But actually being like “I *ship* these two people I know” kind of places two actual human beings into a context of fictional media fandom culture that I think is, at least, really weird. I’ll allow that MAYBE it doesn’t quite reach the category of creepiness until you start externalizing that mindset.

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              December 18, 2021 at 2:17 pm | #

              really depends on how you define shipping I suppose

        • Johan
          Johan
          December 18, 2021 at 11:43 am | #

          It’s okay to slash shame. I honestly hate the whole movement of not kink shaming. There are things that should be shamed like shipping someone in a relationship and you friend who is horribly depressed and needs care not dick.

          • temperaryobsessor
            temperaryobsessor
            December 18, 2021 at 12:32 pm | #

            I would only call it slash shaming if both Ethan and Danny were fictional in universe, or they both consented to what Amber was doing.
            Disapproving what Amber is doing is no more slash shaming than disapproving of cheating is slut shaming.
            Even with the acceptable forms, the fantasies under slash can be unhealthy and I can see why even with fictional characters and even in healthy dynamics homosexuality being fetishized for the sake straight people might be uncomfortable to gay people.

          • Thulcandran
            Thulcandran
            December 18, 2021 at 8:48 pm | #

            The anti-kinkshaming movement is about not shaming people for their consensual sex just because it deviates from the norm. It really doesn’t apply to the kind of nonconsensual voyeurism thing Amber’s doing here.

    • Ereb
      Ereb
      December 18, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

      well said. idk if it’s because she doesn’t know what wrong and what isn’t, or because she just follows her pleasure as much as possible – and both being self-depreciating and sexualising others feels goods.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 18, 2021 at 4:38 am | #

      Yes! Exactly that!

      Goodness never registers for her, because she internally files everything “good” as Amazi-Girl’s.

  7. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    December 18, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Is she trying to make everyone hate her?

    • Doc Harleen
      Doc Harleen
      December 18, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Good point, she very well may be.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        December 18, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

        If THAT were the case, I’d reckon she’d be doing it for several reasons:

        1. Like Ethan, she’s trying to repel people so she can mourn over Mike.

        2. She’s trying to create the ideal conditions for AG to become her main alter. Combined with sleep-deprivation, she’s basically trying to throw as much “cure” at her SELF as possible, out of shear self-hatred.

        3. All of the above.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      December 18, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      …

      That…that WOULD be very Amber…

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      December 18, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

      Note her last line, and remember that Amber views the world in comic book terms. Making someone is not a good thing in her book (or at least not in Amazi-Girl’s). After all, Blaine made her — no, wait, Sal made her — no, wait Asher made her…

      She’s openly claiming to be a villain here, is what I’m saying.

      • Meagan
        Meagan
        December 18, 2021 at 1:32 am | #

        Good insight.

      • Tan
        Tan
        December 18, 2021 at 2:27 am | #

        Amber made herself. It was kinda a big deal as a declaration.

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-10/03-when-it-crumbles/i/

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 18, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    AMBER NO

  9. Doc Harleen
    Doc Harleen
    December 18, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    I mean. YIKES, Amber.

  10. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    December 18, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    Amber. No. Bad. Bad Amber. *gets the spray bottle*

  11. alongcameaspider
    alongcameaspider
    December 18, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Ethan had the right idea slamming the door in her face

    Like even Joe never got as bad as she’s acting now

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 18, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      Starting to see some family resemblance here

      • alongcameaspider
        alongcameaspider
        December 18, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

        I wonder if telling her she’s acting like Faz will snap her out of this

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          December 18, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

          If by “snap her out of this”, you mean probably completely destroy her and allow AG to be her full-time alter, then yes.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            December 18, 2021 at 1:22 am | #

            Well I like AG better anyhow, which is what Amber was going for in the first place, so…

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              December 18, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

              “LIFE does not mean LIVING.”

              — Blade Runner: Black Out 2022

      • Rectilinear Propagation
        Rectilinear Propagation
        December 18, 2021 at 3:00 am | #

        1. You just blew my mind.

        2. Now I’m wondering how Faz is doing post-kidnapping.

  12. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 18, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Meh. Persomally found Ethan hotter when he had shoulders and optimism. His hair is pretty nice tho.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 18, 2021 at 12:38 am | #

      Ditto. I’ve done depressive emaciation in a university dorm, and it is not, in fact, sexy.

      • Kavonde
        Kavonde
        December 18, 2021 at 1:05 am | #

        Same here. Let’s start the Healthy Happy Cinnamon Roll Ethan Appreciation Society.

        • Meagan
          Meagan
          December 18, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

          I’ll join. New Ethan worries me.

    • JBento
      JBento
      December 18, 2021 at 7:21 am | #

      “Unhealthiness is sexy” is a take that, like you, I was not expecting to see being thrown around, but here we are.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 18, 2021 at 11:19 am | #

        And it seems to be a canon Willis take. One we probably should have been expecting, given the emo Peter Parker thing he keeps referencing.

    • zee
      zee
      December 18, 2021 at 8:02 pm | #

      This is some Victorian, get that sexy tuberculosis look type shit

  13. Yumi
    Yumi
    December 18, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Yeah. I’m. Just going to focus on Danny. I like Danny.

  14. Nono
    Nono
    December 18, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Nah, I’m more into studly, emotionally healthy (if slightly doormat) Ethan.

  15. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    December 18, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Oh right Amber is Faz’s sister. Definitely seeing a resemblance right now

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      You don’t even wanna KNOW what eldritch monstrosities of thoughts just went though my head after reading this.

      😵‍💫

  16. Vivvav
    Vivvav
    December 18, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    Mmm super hate this color on Amber this is honestly kinda more uncomfortable than when everyone was kidnapped and their lives were in danger.

  17. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    December 18, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    Amber, if you want Captain America and Bucky to kiss, I think Lucy can offer you advice on how to make that happen.

  18. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 18, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

    Amber’s a creep. But she’s a creep who’s correct.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

      On both her role in Emothan’s creation AND his hotness! 😵‍💫

      She is correct.

  19. y3k
    y3k
    December 18, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

    NOPE.

  20. Nono
    Nono
    December 18, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    So this was the danger that Amazi-Girl’s existence was saving us from.

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      December 18, 2021 at 1:35 am | #

      This comment made my night lol

  21. Jamie
    Jamie
    December 18, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

    Yeah…, that just crossed a line.

  22. StClair
    StClair
    December 18, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    daaaaamn

  23. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 18, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    The site literally won’t let me post the one thing I wanted to say so whatever.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      What did you wanna say?

      Maybe say it ad-lib?

      • Dana
        Dana
        December 18, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        I’m guessing it’d be caught by the bongo filter.

  24. Grimey
    Grimey
    December 18, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    This…This isn’t a healthy version of exes getting along is it?

  25. Axel
    Axel
    December 18, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    that got a lot worse in one statement

  26. Joe M.
    Joe M.
    December 18, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Danny and Sal need to bang it out and then get back to their wholesome shtick or else there’ll be hell to pay…

  27. Rose by Any Other Name
    Rose by Any Other Name
    December 18, 2021 at 12:26 am | #

    Amber… honey…

    What you need to do is to create your own original characters. Flesh them out, make them interesting people, put them into interesting situations that you yourself would enjoy reading about…

    … and then make THEM fuck. They’re your characters, so you can do that.

    That’s why I started writing romance novels – because I was tired of seeing the characters I related to most in basically all media get killed off for having sex drives.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 12:28 am | #

      You write romance novels?

      Care to name a few?

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        December 18, 2021 at 12:49 am | #

        Sure, but maybe not yet?

        Due to my publisher going out of business due to COVID last year, the better revised version of my first novel isn’t currently available – only the PoD of the first edition pre professional editing.

        I’ve been meaning to either A) go hard on getting a new publisher or B) put up the edited version for PoD, but day job and general procrastination have prevented my wife and I from deciding which course of action to take, so we’ve been in book-limbo for the past year or so. One of the things I plan to do in January is get our asses moving in one direction or the other.

        Which would be good because Book 2 has been finished and waiting to go up somewhere for two years now. And a short story. And Book 3 needs to be edited. And Book 4 is about 20,000 words from being finished as well. See, I didn’t stop writing during all this – just all the other stuff. Got a bit of a book log-jam going on ATM.

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          December 18, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

          Well that sucks. 😒

          I can’t wait until they eventually get published though! ☺️

          Say, not that you have to answer, but what’s your day job anyway?

          Re: Amber, Yeah! And if they just HAPPEN to be based on people you know, you can always put in this little thingy:

          This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real places and real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

          • Rose by Any Other Name
            Rose by Any Other Name
            December 18, 2021 at 1:16 am | #

            English professor. Specifically grammar/developmental writing.

            I’d rather teach fiction writing, but those classes go to people with tenure or whatever passes for tenure these days.

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              December 18, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

              Oooo! You have a doctorate in it?

              Either way, now I REALLY wanna read you novels!!! 😍

  28. Carla's #2 Fan
    Carla's #2 Fan
    December 18, 2021 at 12:30 am | #

    Amber, that’s not something to be proud of.

  29. McMuffin
    McMuffin
    December 18, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    Her oldest and most loyal friend is in a deep emotional crisis and all she cares to think about is him making out with other boys.

  30. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    December 18, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    If Ethan is emaciated… that means he’s not healthy. Please don’t fetishize that.

    And just because “it’s you” doesn’t give you permission to objectify people out loud. Even people you’ve been intimate with. If it bothers him, that’s valid. So keep that to yourself, please.

    • Agemegos
      Agemegos
      December 18, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

      Preach it! Sick is not sexy!

      Tuberculosis was not sexy, even when La Dame aux Camélias had it.
      Heroin abuse was not sexy, even when Gia Carangi had it.
      Malnutrition is not sexy.
      Depression is not sexy.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        December 18, 2021 at 1:29 am | #

        If malnutrition weren’t sexy, there wouldn’t be thousands of corporate lobbyists trying to force it on the American population.
        /S

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 18, 2021 at 1:11 pm | #

      If it helps, I’m pretty sure he’s not supposed to be literally emaciated.

      • zee
        zee
        December 18, 2021 at 8:11 pm | #

        Given how much mass he lost in just a few months i think he might be at least a little emaciated

  31. Rani
    Rani
    December 18, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

    Go to hell, Amber.

    Ain’t in the mood for your shit.

  32. Rani
    Rani
    December 18, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

    Also it really seems like Willis thinks Amber is being somewhat endearing, to the point he’s undercutting Danny’s reaction to execute the joke

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      December 18, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

      I’m not going to claim to know Willis’s thoughts but there’s a depressing amount of otherwise decent people who think sexual harassment isn’t a big deal when it’s a woman harassing a man

      • Thulcandran
        Thulcandran
        December 18, 2021 at 3:28 am | #

        I sincerely doubt that’s the direction this is going, since it’s very clear that Ethan is very, very put-off by the whole thing – maybe Danny is slightly less put-off, but Ethan was already getting irritated by Amber asking for intimate details of his sex life with Mike, and that wasn’t really ever resolved.

    • brute
      brute
      December 18, 2021 at 3:36 am | #

      i’m pretty sure she’s not supposed to be likeable here, it’s just that the format allows for punchlines even when the person making them sucks.
      i’m pretty sure this is intended as self-destructive and isolating behavior. like 80% sure.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      December 18, 2021 at 5:45 am | #

      The first two panels are Danny telling Amber not to be a creepy weirdo.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        December 18, 2021 at 11:11 pm | #

        Then the last three are Amber continuing to be so, and getting Danny to agree with her. Kind of makes the first two fall flat for me.

  33. Tim
    Tim
    December 18, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

    Amber’s right hand has yet to make an appearance.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 18, 2021 at 1:27 am | #

      If it’s where she pointedly avoided denying it was, pretty sure that’s at least some form of harassment or indecency. This ain’t Montreal, y’know.

  34. Rani
    Rani
    December 18, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

    Also if this strip goes in the direction of Danny getting lured into chasing after Ethan and blowing up things with Sal, with Amber’s bullshit being the catalyst, I’m quitting this strip for good. I say this primarily to underline how done I am at this point with most of the cast lol.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      December 18, 2021 at 12:59 am | #

      I don’t think that’s gonna happen. Danny immediately rebuked any potential Ethan courtship not that Ethan would be into it either since as Danny said “people aren’t her sex puppets”

      I also don’t think Amber supposed to be cute or endearing here. It’s the nature of the comic to try and end on a joke more often than not, but to recap things a bit Amber is functioning on lack of sleep and hallucinating Mike a person well known for being a bit of a prick. It kind of makes sense that she’s indulging in the worst parts of her personality right now and being a bit of a prick herself. She’s been called out twice now. Maybe three if you count Dina’s earlier concern. She’s not being rewarded for her actions today.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        December 18, 2021 at 2:55 am | #

        I sure HOPE this is just her lack of sleep talking.

        To know the pain of being withheld credit for your own identity, and then inflict that same pain on someone else, is a very sad example of copying the enemy.

        • Rectilinear Propagation
          Rectilinear Propagation
          December 18, 2021 at 3:08 am | #

          The problem is she likely considers it taking the blame rather than taking credit, even if she isn’t acting broken up about it right now.

          I foresee her seriously insisting she’s partly responsible for Ethan’s depression.

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            December 18, 2021 at 3:13 am | #

            I can’t really read that face in the last three panels, 😑 so I can’t really tell whether she’s taking credit and therefore pride or just deviously trying to drag Ethan into the blame so she doesn’t feel like it’s all her fault.

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              December 18, 2021 at 3:13 am | #

              *drag Danny.

              Typos are the WORSE

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      December 18, 2021 at 7:45 am | #

      I definitely do not think we’re ever gonna be in for a story where the most monogamous human being alive is dragged into breaking up with his new girlfriend who was already a good friend of his, and whose belief in him being a good and kind person that she can find comfort and stability with made him openly compliment himself for the first time in, like, the entire series, I think?

      • Rani
        Rani
        December 18, 2021 at 1:19 pm | #

        I didn’t think Willis would have a plot where a AG chases a gun toting fundie dad who kidnapped his daughter. I didn’t think there’d be a league of bad dads or that Blaine would decide to LARP as a supervillain. I didn’t think a character would die. I didn’t think Danny eould tell his best friend at the hospital that he hoped that the character would stay in the coma. I didn’t think the tulpa of that character would haunt another one who’d barely interacted with him previously. I didn’t think Jennifer would try to pimp out the ex I didn’t think she would break up with after a succession of arcs where they worked on their shit. I didn’t think Joyce would turn into a red pilled atheist biphobe or that Amber would backslide all her character development from an arc that culminated w her fist bumped the alter I didn’t expect her to still be in a cold war with.

        Do you see where I’m going?

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          December 18, 2021 at 1:41 pm | #

          I’m saying all of those seem a lot less stable than whether or not Danny’s ability to be monogamous could ever come under question.

          (also Amber and AG are still reconciled, and also Jennifer is exactly enough of a disaster to pimp Ruth out to Daisy in the hopes of getting more clout at work)

          I think that’s what you mean? Amber could certainly cause drama for Danny and Sal but they got together yesterday and both of them are clearly happy about it. Characters have to make mistakes to cause drama but I think the specific mistake you’re concerned about, that Amber’s behaviour here will push Sal and Danny apart so that Danny can chase after Ethan, well, the only reason I’m going to say I’m confident that won’t happen is that I technically cannot call it a fact. If Danny and Sal break up I don’t think it’ll be because of Amber or Danny’s Pants Feelings for Ethan; Danny didn’t break up over those Pants Feelings when he was with Amber either, I can’t imagine he’d go for it now.

          Obviously there will be Ethan Drama but if I tried to play Guess The Narrative Intent for a second, I think it’s deliberate that Ethan only came back after Sal hooked up with Danny, a dude who previously shot the idea down because he was hung up over Ethan and explained that he’s a solidly one-person kinda guy and, at the moment, Sal was not that one person.

          And then Sal put a hat on it. I think he’s good.

          • Rani
            Rani
            December 18, 2021 at 3:06 pm | #

            Oh I forgot; I didn’t think Billie would decide to completely reroll her character sheet, change her preferred name, and erase her bisexuality while dating a man who unbeknownst to her was responsible for the deaths of two people and the endangerment and trauma to a dozen more.

            I’m not saying Amber will directly string pull Danny into chasing Ethan, just that somehow she’ll knock over a domino or incept Danny into pining after Ethan. Or the two find themselves working together to ‘help’ Amber because she hits a new rock bottom.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              December 18, 2021 at 3:53 pm | #

              Billie has always erased her bisexuality; she said it only existed in porn and that everyone wanted to have sex with someone of the same gender sometimes.

              Anyway, and I will reiterate, this series of all of them will not have Danny break up with Sal, specifically, so he could pursue Ethan. Danny can break up with Sal and at some point hook up with Ethan, I very much hope not as Walkercox is my second OTP, but if you’re worried about it for the specific in-universe reasoning of Danny dumping Sal because he can’t stop obsessing over Ethan when that specific reasoning happened and Danny never once considered leaving Amber, I’m just gonna skip over confidence and call it a fact that it won’t happen.

              • Rani
                Rani
                December 18, 2021 at 5:44 pm | #

                I’m more worried Willis will hotshot the angle for easy drama.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  December 18, 2021 at 6:10 pm | #

                  Well, look at it this way: The last time Danny was hot for Ethan while dating someone he was extremely convinced that his thoughts were inherently wrong and made him an unfaithful partner to Amber. It didn’t matter that Danny could figure out he was bi and what it meant to him, what mattered is that Ethan was there and Danny was hot for him, ergo Danny was a filthy, degenerate, traitorous cheater, and his thoughts for Ethan were shameful and wrong.

                  Danny’s in a relationship for the first time in five years of comics, Sal is someone he greatly respects and admires, and more specifically knows that she values him as a source of comfort and stability in a tumultuous, affection-deprived life, and he’s fine admitting Ethan is attractive here. He’s annoyed about it because Amber’s being a creepy weirdo, but saying Ethan is hot doesn’t imply any distress in him or that saying it makes him unfaithful.

  35. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    December 18, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

    Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit Amber

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      December 18, 2021 at 12:50 am | #

      That’s the problem with garbage roof: there’s no ceiling on how bad it stinks.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        December 18, 2021 at 1:11 am | #

        But the entire point of Garbage Roof is to contain the garbage. Not to spread it.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 18, 2021 at 4:21 am | #

          That would be Garbage Pit.

          Garbage Roof has the unintended side effect of elevating the garbage for all the world to see. Garbage will eventually slip off the edges if there’s enough of it.

  36. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    December 18, 2021 at 12:53 am | #

    Go home Amber… you’re Drunk (sleep deprived which can have similar effects)

  37. justin8448
    justin8448
    December 18, 2021 at 12:59 am | #

    Has Amber suddenly gotten much, much morally worse, or have I been missing signs for a long time?

    Before this I though of her as usually trying to do the right thing and failing because of all her issues. But this is just completely indefensible.

    • DrunkenNordmann
      DrunkenNordmann
      December 18, 2021 at 1:29 am | #

      She’s probably deteriorating overall.

    • brute
      brute
      December 18, 2021 at 3:39 am | #

      she’s gotten worse, i’m fairly certain we didn’t just miss this all along.

    • Insufficient Data
      Insufficient Data
      December 18, 2021 at 4:14 am | #

      No, she’s definitely worse. It seems clear her mental/emotional health has deteriorated since Mike’s death and I think that’s having an impact on her behavior.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 18, 2021 at 11:26 am | #

      I wouldn’t put this as generally morally worse. She’s certainly indulging this particular bad trait more than usual – though the circumstances certainly contribute to it, but I don’t see that as necessarily spilling over into other problems.

  38. Deadjolras
    Deadjolras
    December 18, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

    Incredible how Amber just keeps getting worse.

  39. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    December 18, 2021 at 1:24 am | #

    Take your right hand out of your pants now, Amber. You can’t force Danny back to Ethan. 😛

  40. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    December 18, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

    Not that I wanna distract from whatever Amber is doing, BUT…

    It was just announced that Netflix’s live-action adaption of Cowboy Bebop was CANCELLED!!!!

    HOOOOOORRRAAAAYYYY!!!!!

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 1:36 am | #

      Seriously, you have no idea just how happy this makes me.

      • J. Gawain
        J. Gawain
        December 18, 2021 at 9:00 am | #

        Where as I am somewhat disappointed by the news. Was it great? No, but there were points in it that made me think this has a lot of potential. I’m sad that I’ll never get to see it even try to live up to that potential.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          December 18, 2021 at 9:30 am | #

          That’s kinda the problem, and why I’m with Weller

          It’s Cowboy Bebop. If you have to “live up to the potential” you are already dead. It’s a juggernaut or animation adapted for the kind of person who wants to watch anime but is too embarrassed to go through with it, so these invariably crummy shows get made to sell cartoons to fragile adults.

          Also it’s somehow less forward thinking that the 23 year old anime. Jet ran afoul of The One Bad Cop on the force instead of, like, the deeply ingrained corruption that pushes him out.

          • J. Gawain
            J. Gawain
            December 18, 2021 at 11:14 am | #

            Of course it wasn’t going to live up to the anime. I’m not arguing that. I am arguing that it did some things right, and if given a chance to continue, it could have become its own story that is worth watching. Why adaptations have to be as good as or surpass the original in order to be valid is beyond me.

            On a side note the only bad thing I really have to say about Arcane is that it being so good will likely only perpetuate that awful sentiment.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              December 18, 2021 at 11:51 am | #

              It’s more like: who is this for and why does it exist? What about Cowboy Bebop invites the adaptation it got?

              Like a pretty friggin’ major theme to Cowboy Bebop is the evils of corporate power structures, and then Netflix Bebop just really, really did not care about this. Faye Valentine became a femme fatale bombshell crook because she got scammed in a for-profit healthcare system, that’s really relevant!

              Netflix Bebop is about watching that show you liked when you were 13, but now it’s not a cartoon so you don’t have to feel embarrassed, and also in the transition to not being a cartoon we took out all the political and social themes and philosophies of the characters so we can pretend they’re just funny cowpokes out for a good time. It ain’t Bebop, ’cause there’s only one Bebop and it’d only exist as it did when it was first made.
              Spike Spiegal isn’t Batman; he’s not made of broad iconography who exists to be interpreted and reinterpreted, he’s a specific character in a specific universe made by a specific creative team who had specific themes they wanted to impart. What about Cowboy Bebop was carried forward, and if an adaptation does not have to carry anything, then why is it an adaptation? An adaptation does not have to be as good, but it has to have reasons to exist other than that it existing isn’t innately a crime.

              And it’s taking a while, but I am working on that last part.

              • J. Gawain
                J. Gawain
                December 18, 2021 at 12:15 pm | #

                I see where you are coming from but damn it really feels like you are shitting on people like me who actually enjoyed parts of the show. I find it interesting that you specifically brought up Faye, because it leads me to believe you lost faith in the LA when they showed the cast photos. I actually liked and felt a lot closer to the LA Faye than I ever did to the anime one. It was nice to be shown for once that you don’t have to be a femme fatale in order to exist as a woman in a cruel and harsh world like the one that Cowboy Bebop is set in. so I guess to answer your question about, who was this made for: in some small way it was made for me. Sorry to rant like this, but I’m tired of people acting like the LA cowboy bebop is all that’s wrong in this world.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  December 18, 2021 at 1:47 pm | #

                  Whether or not anyone enjoys it isn’t really my beef, and I resent the idea that I could only dislike the show because Faye has more clothes on and not, like, the part where she becomes this Noir crime character because she had what can be described as a typical experience with for-profit healthcare.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  December 18, 2021 at 1:52 pm | #

                  the downplaying of the part where she becomes this Noir crime character because she had what can be described as a typical experience with for-profit healthcare.*

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  December 18, 2021 at 6:12 pm | #

                  Is anyone even gonna say anything about Edward?!?!

                  Was she even in the adaption?

                  Doesn’t matter anyway, ’cause it was CANCELED!!! 😌

                  Later, Space Cowgirl.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  December 18, 2021 at 6:16 pm | #

                  Yeah the season cliffhanger.

                  She was exactly as she was in the OG series, in that she acted the way a cartoon does except a real person doing that is, for very obvious reasons, not the kind of charming a cartoon character has when doing so.

                  I get the feeling it was just there to land an impression and Ed would have been toned down when she became a main character.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  December 18, 2021 at 6:51 pm | #

                  Oh, then I’m even more RELIEVED now that it was canceled! 😌🥲

                  Seriously though, I LOVE Edward. Besides technically being NB, she had traits that ALL kinds of neurodivergents could relate to without EVER needing a label!

                  On a side note, she even inspired me to take up programming!

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 18, 2021 at 1:36 pm | #

      It looked like such a bad adaptation. Can’t wait to see how they fuck up the live action Last Airbender

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        December 18, 2021 at 4:22 pm | #

        Very cautiously optimistic about that one, but the news that the original creators left the project (and now have their own Avatar Studios to create new Avatar-verse movies and series set in the same universe instead of just doing a remake of the original) probably isn’t the best sign.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          December 18, 2021 at 11:10 pm | #

          If it’s good, great, but I’m expecting a trainwreck. At least I ain’t gonna be disappointed.

  41. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 18, 2021 at 1:38 am | #

    Like an emo baby!

    Wait.

    I made it weird.

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      December 18, 2021 at 2:55 am | #

      Pretty sure this conversation has been at weird at least since last strip

  42. Raja
    Raja
    December 18, 2021 at 1:39 am | #

    this would be a quick way to make me never speak to a friend again lol oh boy Amber

  43. adam Black
    adam Black
    December 18, 2021 at 2:13 am | #

    Willis . YOUR PAGE is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Two Popover VIdeo Ads AT THE SAME TIME!! ( why is there any ? Walmart, the matrix )

    Then the page crashes three times.

    This is garbage

    • adam Black
      adam Black
      December 18, 2021 at 2:15 am | #

      ad-choices is one of the offenders

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      December 18, 2021 at 2:50 am | #

      On mobile I’ve had an obnoxious Otterbox ad for the past week or so that takes up way more space then it should, and if I accidently swipe it it expands to take up half the screen

      It’s also in just the right spot where I have to close it if I want to make a comment

  44. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    December 18, 2021 at 2:13 am | #

    Amber! This a breach of etiquette! This conversations are meant for trash roof!

  45. Rani
    Rani
    December 18, 2021 at 2:15 am | #

    Hot take: Amber gloating over how she and Danny broke Ethan into being emo hot is legitimately one of the worst things anyone in the main cast has said. Like possibly beyond “Mike should spend a little while in a coma”. At least Danny wasn’t happy about pushing him.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 2:33 am | #

      I sure hope she’s just taking undeserved credit and merely superficially implicating her and Danny breaking Ethan into this Emo hotness the same way Emperor Zurg is deserves credit for every lost kitten.

      Because if she gets the impression that she can succeed with this method, she might be willing to taste this hotness so badly that she’d be willing to BREAK others to do it.

      NOTHING should be worth that. 😭

  46. Kirtro
    Kirtro
    December 18, 2021 at 2:30 am | #

    NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, AMBER!!!

  47. alongcameaspider
    alongcameaspider
    December 18, 2021 at 2:47 am | #

    So a thought just occurred to me

    Does “we made him, together” imply that she knows about the last conversation Danny and Ethan had?

    Because I can’t think of any other reason she’d think Danny had a hand in Ethans current state

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      December 18, 2021 at 2:48 am | #

      Of course it’s also possible that she’s talking to ghost Mike in that last panel

    • Beef
      Beef
      December 18, 2021 at 3:32 am | #

      I doubt she knows, maybe just basing it off Ethan’s reaction to him

  48. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    December 18, 2021 at 2:51 am | #

    At least Amber is finally happy to talk with a friend after months of self isolation. They are even having fun! Sure, the conversation is kinda weird, but better than the one with Ethan and more articulate than those with Dina.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 2:58 am | #

      What do you mean by “coherent”?

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        December 18, 2021 at 2:58 am | #

        “articulate”, I mean.

        • Rabisch
          Rabisch
          December 18, 2021 at 5:28 am | #

          Sorry… I may have confused the meaning of the world with another one similar in my lingue. With Articulate I mean more developed, long and with fluency. With phrases that can easily express concepts.

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            December 18, 2021 at 5:44 am | #

            Is this the one you were talking about?

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/02-ill-leave-you-a-phantom/peakhumanperfection/

            Yeah, to me it seems like that on the surface, but yet it makes a lot more sense if you have a basic grasp on speedrunning.

  49. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    December 18, 2021 at 3:04 am | #

    I think it’s high time Amber started caring for people instead of fantasizing about everyone just having sex.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      December 18, 2021 at 6:55 am | #

      I bet her logic is “Once you care about people they care about you and I am garbage that doesn’t deserve care and only get people hurt”

      It’s high time she went to bed and actually got some help but it seems that’s not happening

  50. RacingTurtle
    RacingTurtle
    December 18, 2021 at 4:12 am | #

    …Amber.

  51. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    December 18, 2021 at 4:19 am | #

    No! Bad Amber!

    *Two spray bottle water squirts*

    No.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 4:21 am | #

      I don’t think spraying her is a good idea.

      She LIKES getting wet.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        December 18, 2021 at 11:14 pm | #

        That’s when you switch to the ice-water hose.

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          December 18, 2021 at 11:18 pm | #

          Is that a reference to Ranma ½ ?

  52. Pearl
    Pearl
    December 18, 2021 at 4:20 am | #

    someone really needs to talk to amber about her porn addiction

    • Eldritchy
      Eldritchy
      December 18, 2021 at 6:39 am | #

      Someone needs to talk to Amber about a LOT of things, if we’d make a list porn addiction would be probably in the second half of it…

  53. Queezle
    Queezle
    December 18, 2021 at 4:30 am | #

    Okay. I think I am done with Amber for now. I always kind of related to her social awkwardness and the tendency to self-isolate, especially when in emotional distress, but she is being plain creepy here. And talking about how “”hot”” a supposed friend has become because of their depression and trauma, so disgusting. I am not even going to touch that last line.
    I hope ghost-mike is cussing her out.
    There is the possibility she does all this knowing it is not okay because she believes that she should not have friends and should be disliked. But either way..Amber NO

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 4:40 am | #

      It is very much possible (and I very much hope so) that the last line especially is due to her severe lack of sleep.

      If this turns out to be a single outlier of a data point, that’s fine.

      But if it becomes a TREND, it would be VERY WORRYING.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      December 18, 2021 at 5:20 am | #

      As much as I love and sympathize with Amber, I have to agree. This is definitely getting into ick territory. :/ It’s one thing to joke about it with close friends who know you’re just kidding, but I’m very much getting “this is not a joke” vibe from this. Amber GENUINELY would like her friends to get carnal for her prurient interests even though they’re clearly not into the idea.

  54. Bagge
    Bagge
    December 18, 2021 at 4:32 am | #

    Amber is not wrong.

    About Ethan being hot, I mean. She is decidedly wrong about a great many other things.

  55. AlexaSpuds
    AlexaSpuds
    December 18, 2021 at 4:34 am | #

    that’s hella fucking shitty, but also, it would be a massive lie if most people here wouldn’t admit that they shipped their friends at least once in their lives.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      December 18, 2021 at 5:30 am | #

      This is one of those things that I feel might reflect more on the person saying it than whom they’re saying it about.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      December 18, 2021 at 5:32 am | #

      Where are you getting this “most” estimate? You’ve made your claim, now show us the numbers.

    • Axel
      Axel
      December 18, 2021 at 5:45 am | #

      I’ve shipped a lot of characters, but never anyone I know irl, or for that matter, people I don’t know, other than maybe thinking they’re a cute couple.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 5:48 am | #

      What exactly do you mean by “shipped”?

      If you mean like random, once in a while thoughts that you entertain for no more than a few seconds and have a giggle, then yes most people have done that I reckon.

      But what Amber is doing, where she gets SERIOUS about her ships and DOESN’T keep it ALL to herself and seeks to make them REALITY?

      I don’t think most people do that.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      December 18, 2021 at 6:31 am | #

      I can honestly say I’ve never shipped my friends, mainly because I didn’t have any till I was old enough to know better to not do that kinda crap with IRL people.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        December 18, 2021 at 6:36 am | #

        Hey, sorry if this is an inappropriate place to ask, but do you have another tasty joke that maybe involves a ship that’s ONLY for shits and giggles?

        • Reaver
          Reaver
          December 18, 2021 at 6:51 am | #

          What do you call a jackalope crossed with family obligations to a wedding?

          A cant-elope

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            December 18, 2021 at 7:17 am | #

            I don’t know whether or not others got the joke, but I’ll just say what’s on my mind after reading this just because.

            I fucking HATE arranged marriages.

            • Reaver
              Reaver
              December 18, 2021 at 9:40 am | #

              Its… not an arranged marriage joke…

    • Sam
      Sam
      December 18, 2021 at 9:28 am | #

      What. I’ve definitely encouraged people to ask out people due to clear feelings between them, but I have never actively shipped irl people as belonging together or for fantasizing.

      Characters yes, real people, no. I also really respect people that can take that stuff in stride because I always found it really annoying and it made my friendships awkward.

    • Rogue 7
      Rogue 7
      December 18, 2021 at 4:16 pm | #

      I think there’s a big difference between “I think you two would both be happy if you got together” and “I want you two to make out because it’s sexy”. The former has the interests of the parties getting together at the forefront, the latter is selfish.

  56. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    December 18, 2021 at 5:36 am | #

    well THIS is healthy

  57. Rainhat
    Rainhat
    December 18, 2021 at 6:42 am | #

    Few things irritate me more than “That’s just how I am.” Grr.

    • JBento
      JBento
      December 18, 2021 at 7:27 am | #

      Amber is now the “that’s just what my character would do” douchebag but APPLYING IT TO REAL LIFE.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        December 18, 2021 at 8:53 am | #

        “that’s just what my character would do”

        Okay but this is actually good and important reasoning for events and character interactions in a narrative.

        • J. Gawain
          J. Gawain
          December 18, 2021 at 9:11 am | #

          True, but when the narrative is part of a game(or especially real life) and what your character would do is actively taking the fun away from other players for no reason other than the fact that your character is supposed to be an ass, you may want consider acting a little out of character.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            December 18, 2021 at 9:33 am | #

            …are we talking about a writer creating a fictional universe or playing D&D?

            • J. Gawain
              J. Gawain
              December 18, 2021 at 11:04 am | #

              “that’s just what my character would do” is a very common thing in D&D. I’ve never heard it used for characters in a single writer’s fictional universe, so unless someone clearly specifies that’s what they are talking about, I default to D&D.

            • JBento
              JBento
              December 18, 2021 at 12:19 pm | #

              It’s a D&D thing, generally spoken by people playing Chaotic Neutral characters who fuck up things for everyone for shits and giggles, but who somehow take it personally when, after been given that response, I disintegrate their character’s head and every subsequent character’s they play, because “the last person gave me trust issues.”

              • Derek
                Derek
                December 18, 2021 at 12:55 pm | #

                if you disintegrate every subsequent character that person plays, then you’re being a bad player yourself. If you don’t get along with another one of the players, you should TALK about it instead of passive/aggressive being shitty to their characters.

                The DM and the other players should be able to discuss that you’re not playing a LOLrandom campaign and certain attitudes are not gonna work. Communication and trust between players is key, and if one person refuses to listen, just kick them out of the campaign

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  December 18, 2021 at 3:15 pm | #

                  A common feature in a lot of people’s bad experiences of this type is that kicking the problem player/person out of the gaming and/or friend group (which are often one and the same, a perfect circle on the Venn diagram) isn’t really a practical option. Yay, Geek Social Fallacies.

            • Thag Simmons
              Thag Simmons
              December 18, 2021 at 2:00 pm | #

              The phrase originates from D&D, as a stock excuse used by players to justify being a dick to the other players.

        • Rainhat
          Rainhat
          December 18, 2021 at 1:39 pm | #

          They’re talking about when a player has their character behave obnoxiously with the excuse that “that’s what they would do”, as if their character was a real person outside their control.

          I was talking about a person who can perceive a negative issue with themselves,but rather than try to do anything about it, says “that’s just how I am”. they usually don’t extend the same privilege to anyone else.

    • Jason
      Jason
      December 18, 2021 at 6:40 pm | #

      It’s a counsellor’s favourite phrase! (With sarcasm.) speaking as someone who both trained as a counsellor (/therapist) and has been working with one for a long time… it’s a very recognised choice of words. Because it implies that, on some level or for some reason, this isn’t something a client wants to change.

      Recently though I’ve been working with my counsellor on my very legitimate way of using that as I come to understand my ADHD and autism. Things which we’d previously try to work through are sometimes “that really is just how I am”, but it’s never “so I can’t do anything” but rather “since I can’t change my brain function, how do we work with what I am”. And that’s a very important distinction with “that’s how I am”.

  58. Lena
    Lena
    December 18, 2021 at 7:11 am | #

    God, Amber is such a fucking creeper.

  59. Chris Forward
    Chris Forward
    December 18, 2021 at 7:27 am | #

    Amber, I don’t care how sleep deprived you are. No. Bad Amber. Your friend needs help, and you do too.

  60. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    December 18, 2021 at 7:48 am | #

    Hey, talking of puppets… Ghost Mike seems to be the puppet master here.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 18, 2021 at 7:55 am | #

      Eh, judging by his last appearance, he seems more like another puppet to me.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      December 18, 2021 at 3:05 pm | #

      Seems more the opposite to me. Head Mike’s purpose in the system seems to be to do what Real Mike thought he was doing until shortly before the end – telling hard truths that Amber needs to hear, and stopping shit like this.

  61. Keulen
    Keulen
    December 18, 2021 at 8:11 am | #

    God dammit Amber, this is seriously getting really fucking creepy.

  62. thumb
    thumb
    December 18, 2021 at 8:41 am | #

    Damn it, Amber. Just please, no.

    • thumb
      thumb
      December 18, 2021 at 8:46 am | #

      That single panel to highlight “hey, it’s me”. That’s being primed for an ironic call back. Calling it forward now.

  63. mrnoidea
    mrnoidea
    December 18, 2021 at 8:49 am | #

    Huh. Apparently Amber has changed a lot since last semester, because when I think of AmberxDanny, I don’t think of Amber lusting over Danny while he sits there saying “stop.”

    I think of this.

  64. Kitsune
    Kitsune
    December 18, 2021 at 9:08 am | #

    I’m still holding out hope that someone starts calling him Emothan in story. Maybe Amber’s hallucination of Mike.

  65. J. Gawain
    J. Gawain
    December 18, 2021 at 9:16 am | #

    I am ashamed to admit that I read this strip 10 times in confusion at the first panel, wondering why Danny claimed not to be in a relationship with Sal. Then my mind finally registered the word “open.” I don’t know if I’ve ever face-palmed so hard in my life.

  66. Buli-Buli
    Buli-Buli
    December 18, 2021 at 10:11 am | #

    Okay. This conversation has become uncomfortable.

    Danny! Get back in the game. Sure you gave some ground by admitting you find EEE hot too, but you can still rebuke Amber for being proud about it. Well, for feeling proud about a lot of things in this conversation actually.

  67. keet
    keet
    December 18, 2021 at 12:12 pm | #

    wowwwww i litcherally shuddered. disturbing.

  68. Derek
    Derek
    December 18, 2021 at 12:30 pm | #

    I don’t know what the third middle panel is supposed to convey. “Hey’s it’s me, Amber, the cisgender straight girl with issues, that makes it okay to be gross about this”?

    • Rainhat
      Rainhat
      December 18, 2021 at 1:41 pm | #

      That’s more or less it, though she’d probably do the same without the “cisgender, straight” part.

  69. John
    John
    December 18, 2021 at 1:50 pm | #

    The fact that Amber seems to be taking pride in Ethan’s current mental and emotional state, which I am guessing is not a great one, is super fucked up.
    She needs to get her ass to therapy, like yesterday.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      December 18, 2021 at 4:42 pm | #

      Therapy seems to make Amber worse. She needs to get back to martial arts!

      Or have a fight in a junkyard with Amazi-Girl.

  70. nightshade
    nightshade
    December 18, 2021 at 5:14 pm | #

    wow ambers rolling in the trash as the dumpster fire just keeps rolling along

  71. ElderlyMarxist
    ElderlyMarxist
    December 18, 2021 at 5:18 pm | #

    amber problematic & fetishising af, but can’t help but think she’s coping with her many layers of fucked up by turning everyone around her into characters/taking nothing seriously/focusing on emotions like lust rather than her own pain/accountability/sympathy for others’ pain. sure there are more specific words for that but they do not live in my empty brain.

  72. Grant
    Grant
    December 18, 2021 at 5:36 pm | #

    amber just needs to go reread all her Hydra Trash Party bookmarks and chill

  73. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    December 18, 2021 at 7:22 pm | #

    Ethan mostly is giving a vibe of, “How do I get her to stop this?” with a slip at the end

  74. Rocket Relm
    Rocket Relm
    December 18, 2021 at 7:25 pm | #

    Also and this is a side thing, but I’m not actually sure what about EEE would be hot. I guess the goth aestetic is nice but he isn’t all in on that, black hair and black clothes isn’t enough for that, and ribs showing on a person is always a little odd for me. To me this seems almost like a strict downgrade in hotness from classic ethan.

    • Axel_Grease
      Axel_Grease
      December 18, 2021 at 8:01 pm | #

      The depression made his lose that self-conscious awkwardness that always held him back.

      • Rocket Relm
        Rocket Relm
        December 18, 2021 at 10:06 pm | #

        Might just be me but his new attitude from what I’ve seen is way worse for me on that metric as well.

  75. Beau Kirin Maysey
    Beau Kirin Maysey
    December 18, 2021 at 8:50 pm | #

    “Amber i super dont ‘ppreciate this and i will KEEP not appreciating it AFTER i get back from my room real quick….”

  76. Lingo
    Lingo
    December 19, 2021 at 2:24 am | #

    Wow, that last thing is the worst thing Amber’s ever said, I think. I’ve always empathized with her before but now I’m ashamed to be stuck with her as my avatar right now.

  77. Jammy
    Jammy
    December 23, 2021 at 9:25 pm | #

    Not sure if Amber in panel or the hover text in Amber’s voice is creepier. Nah, it’s definitely the hover text.

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www.ebay.com/itm/23610614... selling my stege shockwave
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers War for Cybertron Siege Leader Class Shockwave, loose, complete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
Dorothy!
dorothy in a dark purple collared shirt and her usual black vest, with cuffed pants
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
i want to change the caption's image to a photo of a mountain of ET cartridges in a landfill
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
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He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 3d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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