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So…
last dinner is the first breakfast & first dinner is breakfast
So we can cancel out the words breakfast, dinner, is, and first…
last the
This sounds like “lasting”
Therefore, all meals are lasting. As there’s no variable, that means lasting() going with default value, which with timing functions typically translates to a not-ending state.
Oh my gosh, Dina does that thing where she sticks her tongue out while thinking. I’ve met anyone other than myself and my grandfather that does/did that.
It’s a pretty common habit to have! Your brain subconsciously does it to limit the number of extra activities your body is doing so it can focus on the task at hand.
Though that can vary; I stick my tongue out while thinking, but I also pace. It’s weird.
Pacing is a BIG one for me. I don’t stick my tongue out, but I’m always pacing. Any time I get a thought to explore I just get up to wander around, and sometimes after DnD sessions I have just so much excess energy I need to go for a walk (dunno if that’s exactly related, though).
I used to do it but I made myself stop because my tongue would always be out front instead of to the side and my lord, it just me look like a moron, haha.
Y’all are nuts. I’ve had sushi that I could compare to sex with a straight face. I’ve had a Thai curry that was nearly there. I even had lasagna (at a little sidewalk cafe in Rome) that might be considered comparable.
But cereal? The ‘food’ that was literally developed to discourage masturbation because it was so bland?
I think you’re thinking about Corn Flakes. If you think all cereals are that bland, you need to try more cereals. Anything with chocolate, for example. And Raisin Bran always gives me a woodie.
I really have to wonder what the fuck was going through people’s heads in Ye Olden Dayes. Eating corn flakes makes kids not wanna whack it? First off, how? I want an explanation more reasonable than “the octopus that lives in my brain told me so”. Second off, why are you so worried about kids’ genital state, sir? Somethin’ you wanna tellogg, Mr. Kellogg? Why don’t you have a seat over there? Don’t worry about the cameras, Mr. Kellogg, they’re just for posterity.
The fact that Dina has taken the time to create a list and create notes is simultaneously sweet/weird. Although, I can’t deny it is effective and methodical, so it is just like Dina.
Since cheerios sog so very easily, I have to mix in some Honey-Almond-Flax Crunch Kashi so that there is some texture that doesn’t vanish as soon as the water or milk or what have you hits the bowl.
Muesli is my favourite cereal! And porridge (that’s what oatmeal is, right?) is my next-favourite!
I don’t actually think *any* cereal is sexy, but muesli and porridge are tastiest, and not any *less* sexy than anything else. I steadfastly defend their reputation.
As I said a week ago, Dina is so good and Becky is lucky to have her, especially with helping her to recognise what the specific problems she has are and vocalise them.
I especially love that Dina is so causally cool about sex. I was worried that by making her asexual she would be another autistic character in fiction that would be infantilised and at best be confused by sex but instead she’s comfortable and exploring all parts with no hesitation. It’s really nice to see an autistic who isn’t running away from adult things.
If you’re reading this David’s Willis, thank you for this character turn, this autistic appreciates it
I had a similar response, especially with the way she was still smiling in the last panel of last comic; Having the sexytimes experiment rolled back wasn’t a failure or a rejection, it was a piece of useful information and making sure her partner was comfortable.
And her interest in clarity is…INCREDIBLY USEFUL in a burgeoning relationship, especially one looking into sexytimes.
They count W. K. Kellogg as their founder, and apparently the corporate ancestry traces back to the company he founded to sell cereal at retail (instead of just to former clients/patients of the sanitarium).
I love that little smile in the last panel.
It’s just, “Damn, that’s what I love about you.”
All wrapped up in a smile. Because of course Dina would consider that maybe, just maybe cereal might get some stuff going. But also, it’s lunchtime.
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what is breakfast anyway but first dinner
Technically, first breakfast is last dinner.
So…
last dinner is the first breakfast & first dinner is breakfast
So we can cancel out the words breakfast, dinner, is, and first…
last the
This sounds like “lasting”
Therefore, all meals are lasting. As there’s no variable, that means lasting() going with default value, which with timing functions typically translates to a not-ending state.
Therefore, Meal™ never ends.
ThE eTeRnAl FeAsT!
Breakfast is literally when you’re breaking your fast, i.e., eating again after not having eaten for a while.
I fasted for 12 minutes, now I’m having breakfast
After 25+ years of working grave all meals are dinner.
psycho-cereal
Also known as a cereal killer.
Hack the planet!
c’est que c’est
Fafafafa fafafafa fa fa better
Run run runnn run run run awayyyyy
Plot twist: Becky succeeds in turning on when she buys one of these.
Turning DINA on. I accidentally a word.
I too many words.
Too late. Now I imagine Becky being the furry one.
Dina just needs a Grinch costume to match.
ah, a person of culture
What about second breakfast?
Don’t forget Elevenses, super, dinner. You know about them don’t ya?
Super dinner is my favorite meal!
Does a regular dinner with Super Friends count? I feel like it should.
Would that make them Supper Friends
sooo if you love Supper Dinner.
Does that make you a…. Sinner? eh? eh?
*hides before incoming tomatoes*
Oh my gosh, Dina does that thing where she sticks her tongue out while thinking. I’ve met anyone other than myself and my grandfather that does/did that.
I know for SURE Joyce does that too. In fact, I am almost certain that exact part of her face was recycled from Joyce in Photoshop.
It’s a pretty common habit to have! Your brain subconsciously does it to limit the number of extra activities your body is doing so it can focus on the task at hand.
Though that can vary; I stick my tongue out while thinking, but I also pace. It’s weird.
Hmmm…. fascinating fact. Earthling, I must investigate further.
Sauce?
Pacing is a BIG one for me. I don’t stick my tongue out, but I’m always pacing. Any time I get a thought to explore I just get up to wander around, and sometimes after DnD sessions I have just so much excess energy I need to go for a walk (dunno if that’s exactly related, though).
I know, right?
… Dina has never been hotter then that moment.
Damn you, Dina, and your scientific excellence! Rather than Becky, it is I who you have caught in your web of seduction!
I used to do it but I made myself stop because my tongue would always be out front instead of to the side and my lord, it just me look like a moron, haha.
Great thinking Dina!!!
This epic scientific expedition continues!!!
*plays “World of Adventurers” on Hacked Muzak*
I mean eating cereal might as well be sex sometimes. Cereal is pretty good.
Yeah!!! Imma eating some right now actually!!!
I don’t care what people say. Crispex and Cheerios are pretty good without milk.
Cheerios is a recommended finger food for babies and toddlers, so yeah.
The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.
Y’all are nuts. I’ve had sushi that I could compare to sex with a straight face. I’ve had a Thai curry that was nearly there. I even had lasagna (at a little sidewalk cafe in Rome) that might be considered comparable.
But cereal? The ‘food’ that was literally developed to discourage masturbation because it was so bland?
I think you’re thinking about Corn Flakes. If you think all cereals are that bland, you need to try more cereals. Anything with chocolate, for example. And Raisin Bran always gives me a woodie.
(You know, because it’s POST)
I really have to wonder what the fuck was going through people’s heads in Ye Olden Dayes. Eating corn flakes makes kids not wanna whack it? First off, how? I want an explanation more reasonable than “the octopus that lives in my brain told me so”. Second off, why are you so worried about kids’ genital state, sir? Somethin’ you wanna tellogg, Mr. Kellogg? Why don’t you have a seat over there? Don’t worry about the cameras, Mr. Kellogg, they’re just for posterity.
Cereal is mid. Milk makes it worse
The fact that Dina has taken the time to create a list and create notes is simultaneously sweet/weird. Although, I can’t deny it is effective and methodical, so it is just like Dina.
Dina and Dorothy both do it, therefore the only thing left to do is a spreadsheet-off.
Joe also does it.
…..
…. I wanna add a smarmy follow-up to that, but I’m drawing a blank.
“The only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.”
And I believe Becky is very much against screwing around right now.
So, sexiest (and least sexy) cereal?
I think Frosties is probably up there.
I don’t know if they are the sexiest, but I do love me some Cookie Crisp or Reese’s breakfast cereal.
Now i want cereal and it is almost midnight, I don’t have my favorites but I do have trix, and that’s good enough.
I’d say Chex for it’s blandness, and yet Chex MIX can potentially spice up any situation.
Chex mix goes surprisingly well with garlic.
Considering garlic powder is one of the ingredients, I can’t say that’s really surprising/
Cornflakes were literally invented to be un-sexy.
You make an excellent point, and they do get soggy pretty quickly.
Man, soggies don’t rule
Since cheerios sog so very easily, I have to mix in some Honey-Almond-Flax Crunch Kashi so that there is some texture that doesn’t vanish as soon as the water or milk or what have you hits the bowl.
But that’s the best feature of Cheerios! Why would you want to ruin it like that?
Does muesli/oatmeal count as cereal? Because I’d put them on the bottom.
Do you mean that you’d put that on your partner who is a bottom, or do you mean on your partner’s bottom?
You take that back about muesli right this inst–
…wait, does being grey-ace mean you’re right about muesli being unsexy?? asking for a friend here
Oatmeal is cheap and good for you (if your digestive system can process gluten).
I think there’s a gluten free version, actually.
Good! No excuses to not start the day with a steamin’ bowl of oatmeal!
Fack.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aVIewv1K3CA
The texture is a hate crime
Muesli is my favourite cereal! And porridge (that’s what oatmeal is, right?) is my next-favourite!
I don’t actually think *any* cereal is sexy, but muesli and porridge are tastiest, and not any *less* sexy than anything else. I steadfastly defend their reputation.
Cornflakes are the least sexy. Instasludge. Ugh.
Kellogg rolling in his grave.
Froot Loops. Has a bird on the box. And birds are dinosaurs.
So does Cocoa Puffs. And, chocolate is ALWAYS sexier.
Those don’t even taste chocolate-y anymore.
They didn’t taste chocolatey 25 years ago, either. I wonder if they ever have.
Sure, I’ll recycle my joke from above:
Raisin Bran gives me a woodie. Because it’s POST!
(Don’t talk to me about that Kellogg’s stuff. Soggies can have it.)
I don’t know if cereal can be sexy, but I find any cereals that don’t have at least some sugar in them way too bland.
I love that everyone thinks of cereal as boxes of brand names. Hypercapitalist colonization of the mind for the win.
Excellent – science is done best on a full stomach.
Shopping is also best done on a full stomach, lest you fall prey to impulse buying all the candy and snacks.
So THAT’S what was so messed up with these experiments.
(CW: … look, I don’t know what to label it as, but it’s messed up.)
As I said a week ago, Dina is so good and Becky is lucky to have her, especially with helping her to recognise what the specific problems she has are and vocalise them.
I especially love that Dina is so causally cool about sex. I was worried that by making her asexual she would be another autistic character in fiction that would be infantilised and at best be confused by sex but instead she’s comfortable and exploring all parts with no hesitation. It’s really nice to see an autistic who isn’t running away from adult things.
If you’re reading this David’s Willis, thank you for this character turn, this autistic appreciates it
I had a similar response, especially with the way she was still smiling in the last panel of last comic; Having the sexytimes experiment rolled back wasn’t a failure or a rejection, it was a piece of useful information and making sure her partner was comfortable.
And her interest in clarity is…INCREDIBLY USEFUL in a burgeoning relationship, especially one looking into sexytimes.
It’s so nice to see as an autistic, and yes her interest in clarity is so good for this dynamic
Yeah, what I really like she has unique, bright, powerful stripes that ALL kinds of neurodivergents can really relate to, and I’m one of them. 🥰
Such marvelous brain power and passion in what she does. Next to Goku and Izuku Midoria, she’s like my favorite socially challenged hero.
It’s definitely nice to see an autistic character who’s not treated as a child who can’t handle anything sexual.
Well she IS a biology student.
qc steve moment
Bros! Bros! Bros!
I’m sure he’s eating cereal somewhere.
It would be an absolute Power Move against Kellogg if she got horny from eating cereal.
Dina Saruyama: more powerful than God and also John Harvey Kellogg.
But can she defeat W. K. Kellogg, the guy who actually started the cereal company?
It was Michael W. Kellogg and a non-Kellogg partner who started the cereal company.
There were lots of Kelloggs in Battle Creek.
[Citation needed]
They count W. K. Kellogg as their founder, and apparently the corporate ancestry traces back to the company he founded to sell cereal at retail (instead of just to former clients/patients of the sanitarium).
https://www.kelloggcompany.com/en_US/our-heritage.html
If you want a really confusing name, look at all the “Hershey”-s in Pennsylvania.
What now? Back to the Zoomr of Murdr? A CerealHub video? You can discover it now at Patreon yadda yadda.
I do miss being able to eat cereal whenever and simi-continuously.
Also DAMN IT BECKY EAT LUNCH WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
DON’T SKIP MEALS
(sorry this may be a thing for me right now)
Joe Rosenthal is coming out with his own cereal. It doesn’t Snap, it doesnt Crackle, and it doesn’t Pop.
It just lays there and Bangs.
time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
Love Becky’s smile in the last panel ♡.
Where did they come from and why are they not soggy
Because the soggies may not rule the Dumbiverse. Dina is just too powerful.
Well it looks like the DOA comment system doesn’t like the cut-and-paste emogis.
Or laughs, like “hahaha”, or “lol”.
But @Wellerman could post it. I don’t know…
Yeah I can always do it just fine.
Don’t use too many though?
The bots on this site must be on some bad stuff…
Living through loopholes inside a tough sexual abstinence faith is a living hell. I hope one day Becky will pass through all thess rules and hardship.
Thanks for be the best girlfriend ever, Dina.
Not many comments on this one. Clearly people left to go get cereal and forgot to come back,
Nobody’s getting naked or being slightly morally ambiguous.
Or implying grievous physical harm to themselves or others.
“Time is an illusion! ‘Lunchtime’ doubly so!” Ford Prefect “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”
OK, but will Becky get a bowl?
I love that little smile in the last panel.
It’s just, “Damn, that’s what I love about you.”
All wrapped up in a smile. Because of course Dina would consider that maybe, just maybe cereal might get some stuff going. But also, it’s lunchtime.