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May 12, 2026

Showering

by David M Willis on September 2, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Bring Me to Life Drawing
└ Tags: joe, sal

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 2, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    “what am ah gonna have ta do? strip nekkid??”

    “…well, in THIS weather, you’d still be COOL“

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      September 2, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      oh

      wrong browser, I see

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 2, 2022 at 3:08 am | #

        Thank you for confirming a theory of mine.

        • milu
          milu
          September 2, 2022 at 12:13 pm | #

          was the theory that Ana Chronistic has trapped Jen Aside in the Sunken Place

          because that makes ALOT OF SENSE

          (cue Hyperboleandahalf ref)

          • milu
            milu
            September 2, 2022 at 12:15 pm | #

            (yes i appreciate Jordan Peele)

      • Roe
        Roe
        September 2, 2022 at 3:52 pm | #

        it’s been 84 years…

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 2, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      How are you doing that underline thing? And what is it’s.purpose?

      • Sol
        Sol
        September 2, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

        I believe it denotes alt-text. I dunno about mobile but on a regular computer you can hover your mouse cursor over it and see the text.

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          September 2, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

          Yeah, it’s an ALT text. In this case, it says [and now *Brock Samson voice* I gotta take care of something]

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 2, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

        It’s the abbr tag. Its purpose is to indicate an abbreviation. The title attribute is supposed to be the expanded form.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 2, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      Crackship avatar? I see it’s that time of the month again 😏

  2. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    September 2, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    Conclusion — Sal is the Goku of dressing cool. 😂

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      September 2, 2022 at 11:28 am | #

      Yep. I gotta disagree with Joe here. It’s working Sal. It’s working *very* well.

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 2, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    What the hell is Joe even on about? Every time he seems to improve a moment reminds me he’s still Joe. Also dude is totally jelly right now. Don’t hate!

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      September 2, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      Maybe he’s going to suggest she try to help Danny dress cooler

    • Tan
      Tan
      September 2, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

      You have definitely heard Sal’s name several times by now, Joe. Just call her by her damn name.

      • Rotunda
        Rotunda
        September 2, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

        Sal was formerly in the habit of never using anyone’s real name. Joe is probably picking up on that.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          September 2, 2022 at 1:23 am | #

          Not ‘never’. She uses people’s names once she’s close enough to them. If they’re not friendly, she uses nicknames of varying degrees of politeness.

          I think it’s because she’s bad with names.

          • Nono
            Nono
            September 2, 2022 at 3:17 am | #

            People who she doesn’t use nicknames for: Jennifer, Amber, Ethan, Danny, Joyce, Becky, Marcie, Carla…. Malaya???

            She hasn’t really been seen calling Sarah or Dina by name, and she’s referred to Dorothy by name though not directly to her.

            Honestly I think she’s just dropped the nickname thing for everyone except Joe and Walky.

            • Theluxland
              Theluxland
              September 2, 2022 at 12:46 pm | #

              But I miss wonderbread 🙁

              • Schpoonman
                Schpoonman
                September 2, 2022 at 5:53 pm | #

                She does still call him Wonderbread. I was rereading the strips around their bike date (because they’re so fucking cute) and eventually got to the page where Amber tries to hock Danny off to Ethan, asking both him and Sal if they were in an open relationship (super gross, by the way) and Sal greets Danny with “Wonderbread.”

                Though I’ve noticed Joe is calling Danny “Dan.”

          • Rose by Any Other Name
            Rose by Any Other Name
            September 2, 2022 at 9:27 am | #

            I feel that.
            Always been better with faces. We’re week 2 of classes, and I currently know maybe two of my students’ names without my handy seating chart. However, I can spot their faces in the hall easily and recognize them as my students.

            Rather than nicknames, I just try to avoid using names in general.

            • Rose by Any Other Name
              Rose by Any Other Name
              September 2, 2022 at 9:28 am | #

              Er… the “I feel that” was directed at BBCC’s comment about being bad with names. The comment structure didn’t convey that well.

          • Joy
            Joy
            September 3, 2022 at 6:59 pm | #

            Yeah she probably just struggles to remember people’s names.

        • SillyGoose
          SillyGoose
          September 2, 2022 at 2:20 am | #

          I like that you’re going with the generous interpretation of Joe’s intentions in this strip.
          He definitely needs that, as what he seems to be doing stinks 🙁

        • Tan
          Tan
          September 2, 2022 at 12:48 pm | #

          He was specifically and formally introduced to her by name after she and Danny started dating (putting aside that he was also informed of her name before that). Despite this, he is continuing to refer to her A: in a way that puts her in terms of an irrelevant male relation, and B: expresses his sexual interest in her body.

          Either one of these would be an objectifying way to greet a woman whose name you know and isn’t your partner. Both together? And particularly when he has explicitly used her relation to Walky as NEGGING while trying to pick her up?

          Fuck Joe.

          • Jo_cubstar
            Jo_cubstar
            September 2, 2022 at 8:37 pm | #

            Yeah Joe is being really shitty here

  4. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    September 2, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    I mean this is not a Danny exclusive problem.

    Struggling to think of someone who Sal could date at this college who wouldn’t be at least an order of magnitude less cool than her.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      September 2, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      Jacob might be up there.

    • Mano308gts
      Mano308gts
      September 2, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      On a purely looks-based level, Ashur.

      Ashur is known to be Sal’s peer on looks and style, within the universe itself.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 2, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

      Maybe Asher, and that’s really just looking as cool as Sal, not being as cool.

    • Nono
      Nono
      September 2, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

      Tony is both a footballer and uninvolved in drama. Does he count?

      • Clif
        Clif
        September 2, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

        Footballer? Check.
        Uninvolved in drama? As far as we know, so provisional check.

        Looking cool? Um, no.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      September 2, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

      At a certain point Sal isn’t responsible for the level of coolness but society is for creating the perception of coolness around her. It’s impossible to actually find of coolness equal for Sal now because she’s virtually a coolness god. She’d have to leave IU, maybe even the region to find another focal point for coolness such as herself. Two entities that cool meeting, potentially coupling would risk tearing apart the fabric of reality! Realizing this she chose a dork instead.

      Or you know, coolness is shallow and thus total bullshit and Sal can date who she wants.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 2, 2022 at 2:21 am | #

        Flagging for excessive amounts of truth in the forum, 10 yards and loss of down on the play.

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 2, 2022 at 3:03 am | #

        French cartoonist Boulet drew a 24-hour comic where a guy and his girlfriend had the great idea to introduce their impossibly cool roommates to each other. It didn’t go well.

        • PirateTawnee
          PirateTawnee
          September 2, 2022 at 5:12 am | #

          That was wonderful, thank you for the link.

        • Dean
          Dean
          September 2, 2022 at 10:51 am | #

          Holy crap, that was a 24-hour comic?!

          • StClair
            StClair
            September 3, 2022 at 3:54 am | #

            per the final page: 26, technically.

        • Rose Red
          Rose Red
          September 2, 2022 at 3:59 pm | #

          That was a fun read, thank you!

      • Shadowsnail
        Shadowsnail
        September 2, 2022 at 2:32 pm | #

        “Whoa, look over there!”
        “On the ground behind the bull?”
        “Yeah.”
        “Wow, that is total coolness!”

    • Cass
      Cass
      September 2, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

      Marcie, if only she were into her that way (and if we’re defining “at this college” as “physically hangs out there” rather than “is a student there”).

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      September 2, 2022 at 12:29 pm | #

      Sierra!

      …idk

  5. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 2, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Sal is indeed ridiculously hot and cool, it is difficult for her to not look cool. As for Danny he’s one lucky s.o.b.

    • anon
      anon
      September 2, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

      i don’t think danny looks that bad. i feel like some guys would consider him transmasc goals in an “average/’just some guy'” look but in a positive way lol

      tho whats the point of going to college if you can’t enjoy looking ‘dorky’ from time to time lol

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        September 2, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

        I’d be okay with looking like Danny.

      • Nova
        Nova
        September 2, 2022 at 1:38 am | #

        I don’t think Danny looks bad either! I think Joe tends to forget that everyone isn’t into the kind of guys he personally seems to find hot.

        Some of us like the lean ones with the floppy hair.

      • Fay
        Fay
        September 2, 2022 at 3:34 am | #

        Danny has transmasc stolen valor.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      September 2, 2022 at 2:59 am | #

      One nice thing about how awful the parents are in DoA is that you can call characters sons of bongos and there’s a fair chance it’s a description rather than an insult.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        September 2, 2022 at 3:08 am | #

        Like with Joyce or Sal?

        • Kyrik Michalowski
          Kyrik Michalowski
          September 2, 2022 at 7:32 pm | #

          Except they aren’t “sons” they are daughters, so nevermind.

  6. Nono
    Nono
    September 2, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    Joe: worst… wingman? Is it still considered wingmanning if your guy is already in a relationship with the other party?

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      September 2, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

      He’s wingmanning for the hypothetical guy he thinks is a better match for Sal than Danny.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 2, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

      It’s spiritually wingmanning, at least, and Joe’s still awful at it.

    • milu
      milu
      September 2, 2022 at 12:29 pm | #

      he’s doing that thing like Taylor Tomlinson’s ex-mother-in-law who gandalf’ed her in a Panera Bread

      except, um, he’s wrong

  7. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    September 2, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    But it’s keeping in tradition with Grease. Danny is the Sandy to Sal’s, uh, Danny…

    I didn’t plan this I swear.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 2, 2022 at 2:36 am | #

      Conventionality belongs to yesterday.

  8. Cholma
    Cholma
    September 2, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

    Sal’s not cool, Joe, she’s just drawn that way! Aww, who am I kidding? Sal’s the epitome of cool, no matter how she’s dressed.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 2, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      Not in her boarding school uniform she wasn’t.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        September 2, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

        You take that back! ;D

        • Clif
          Clif
          September 2, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

          Must be a different school uniform than the one in the comic.

          Either that or a different Sal.

      • brionl
        brionl
        September 2, 2022 at 12:46 am | #

        Approx 3 million “Reform School Girls” videos beg to differ with you.

    • anon
      anon
      September 2, 2022 at 12:38 am | #

      lol idk much about indiana but i fee l like a ‘jean/denim’ jacket would still be considered cool. esp if everyone around is more joyce-like than sal-liek

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 2, 2022 at 2:33 am | #

        I can’t remember the last time I saw anyone wear a denim jacket, except maybe Jay Leno.

        • anon
          anon
          September 2, 2022 at 3:32 am | #

          i mean i’m in the south so it wouldn’t really stick out to me in a bad way but if it was dark leaning enough in color pallete ppl would just think it’s a jacket

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          September 2, 2022 at 3:22 pm | #

          Come to Canada, pretty much a uniform.

  9. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    September 2, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    I’m going to assume he means she literally dressed up not as warm as him and that’s the joke.

    And if not I haft to say at least Dan is dressed seasonally practical.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 2, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

      Danny is showering at the moment, so one assumes not.

      • drs
        drs
        September 2, 2022 at 1:52 am | #

        Practical for being in a shower.

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 2, 2022 at 2:48 pm | #

      I like that subtext but I feel it might have been unintentional.

  10. AeromechanicalAce
    AeromechanicalAce
    September 2, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    ACAB Includes the Fashion Police, Joe.

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 2, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

      what now?

      • Nova
        Nova
        September 2, 2022 at 3:05 am | #

        ACAB is an acronym for All Cops are Bastards.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          September 2, 2022 at 4:59 am | #

          This might not apply to police in every country, but in the U.S. at least, the words of Kate Halford (from My Delirium Alcazar) seem to ring true: “Good cops don’t get to stay good cops, that’d fuck the whole system up. You turn into a bad cop or you turn into an ex-cop.”

        • milu
          milu
          September 2, 2022 at 12:36 pm | #

          Well, according to Geoff Berner,
          Everywhere I go i hear the same old thing again:
          somebody dies in police custody
          soon there are questions from the family
          at first the situation makes the lawmen look filthy
          but they investigate themselves and it turns out that they’re not guilty
          Hey hey! Daloy Polizei!
          it means the same thing now as yesterday
          Out of your houses, into the streets
          Everybody say, fuck the police!”

          <3

  11. V
    V
    September 2, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Yayyyy Joe my bff Joe is here!

  12. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    September 2, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    *plays Deep Purple’s “Perfect Strangers” out Joe’s window*

  13. Suitora
    Suitora
    September 2, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

    Damn. Joe’s really bitter over his blue balls, isn’t he?

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      September 2, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

      Blue balls? Surely he takes the time to maintain his sexual health with self-release in between sessions with others?

      • anon
        anon
        September 2, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

        i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s ‘cooled off’/hasn’t attempted any casual hookups after the whole thing with liz

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          September 2, 2022 at 2:33 am | #

          Which was what, 2 days ago? Just because it was last year for us doesn’t mean any real time has passed in-comic. We had a flashback lasting months that was literally only 1 day in-comic.

          • Nono
            Nono
            September 2, 2022 at 9:51 am | #

            Apparently about four days ago? It was at the start of Book 12.

  14. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 2, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

    Yay, it’s the OG Sal Jacket!

    …R.I.P. Dumbiverse!Beef’s mom I guess

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 2, 2022 at 2:32 am | #

      Nah, after everything Beef went through in the old continuity, he deserves alive parents here.

      Same with Tony.

  15. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    September 2, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    It never occured to me, but is Sal a tomboy?

    • Clif
      Clif
      September 2, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

      Not a classical tomboy, but yeah.

    • anon
      anon
      September 2, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

      more or less, idk if she considers herself one, i usually associate short hair with tomboys but it works on her lol

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        September 2, 2022 at 12:41 am | #

        I think it’s less about presentation and more a person’s traits and preferences. Sal has shown more of a mix like most humans. Even her fashion is less specifically masculine and more motorcycle enjoyer. She is probably a tomboy to most people but I don’t know if she’d think so.

  16. DaisyFM
    DaisyFM
    September 2, 2022 at 12:38 am | #

    Okay, but real talk?
    Danny’s hipster-bisexual style is hot as hell and Joe’s too straight to see it.

    • anon
      anon
      September 2, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

      also the ‘friends since childhood’ thing. unless they spent time apart and then it’s like ‘whoa when did you get *hot*?!” idk how noticeable it is when someone has a glowup unless they go outta their way to look diff versus a friend/distant acquaintance noticing after a semester

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        September 2, 2022 at 1:25 am | #

        Also: Joe honestly does not understand relationships beyond sex.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          September 2, 2022 at 4:36 am | #

          By choice, too; he’s deliberately shallow where relationships are involved.

    • Joy
      Joy
      September 3, 2022 at 7:08 pm | #

      Thank you.

      I’m not even personally into Danny but I feel like Joe is riffing on him unfairly.

  17. Owlmirror
    Owlmirror
    September 2, 2022 at 12:38 am | #

    The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice. He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select.
    — (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)

  18. anon
    anon
    September 2, 2022 at 12:46 am | #

    “Like a golf caddy” So basically every other white middle class young adult then?

    • Nova
      Nova
      September 2, 2022 at 3:08 am | #

      Right? Joe says this from his t-shirt and jeans, not exactly making any fashion statements yourself, bucko.

      • anon
        anon
        September 2, 2022 at 3:36 am | #

        has joe ever really been ‘dressed up’ he always seemed ‘casual’ to me, maybe he thinks is ‘beefiness’ makes up for it or so (tho on the flip side it can be a pain if to find good fitting clothes if you’re not a specific body type in some areas tho i assume the more muscly guys go for the sleeveless tanks and such)

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 2, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

    Sal, you’ve already established you can rock anything. It’s too late.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 2, 2022 at 2:28 am | #

      Even if it’s something she borrowed from Joyce!
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/bluesparks/

      Or nothing!
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-4/01-the-only-dope-for-me-is-you/bunk/

  20. Suet
    Suet
    September 2, 2022 at 1:20 am | #

    Sal’s gonna throw something other than a rock and THAT would be the time the window breaks.

    We need the dorkiest person ever to make her dress up as something not herself. *pulls Danny from the shower*

  21. Bryy
    Bryy
    September 2, 2022 at 1:25 am | #

    I can already tell this is going to be a Toxic Joe arc.

  22. miz
    miz
    September 2, 2022 at 2:34 am | #

    weirdly hostile energy in the comments tonight? i’m just over here cracking up about how naturally random this whole thing is written. like, there was clearly no plan to what joe is saying, they were simply exchanging basic “sup, is danny around?” “nah, he’s out” greetings and it seems to have just OCCURRED to joe that sal is constantly cosplaying as the bad boy from grease. idea to words with no additional thought behind it whatsoever. and she just rolls with it! she doesn’t react at all! fantastic chemistry on display between the actors here

    • Scruffy looking nerfherder
      Scruffy looking nerfherder
      September 2, 2022 at 3:08 am | #

      That’s just how it is for characters that have had shitty past. People remember the questionable shit they did before and let it cloud every interaction they have afterward. It’s harmless banter where he teases his best friend about his girlfriend always looking way cooler than him, but because there’s always been some major bs with Joe obviously there has to be some here too.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        September 2, 2022 at 5:17 am | #

        Sal hasn’t told him in as many words to stop, but that doesn’t mean Joe isn’t being shitty with the “Walky’s hot twin” schtick. Sal’s lack of reaction to it reads to me as Joe continuing to be beneath her notice. It is softened by the borderline-friendly lines that follow, but Joe is still very toxic about this stuff. If I were going to put words in other readers’ mouths I think we’re worried about what’s still bubbling beneath the surface.

        Right now, in this comic, Joe is exhibiting little-to-none of any of the character development he’s gone through that would lead us to believe he’s not going to be an ass “today.”

        • Ed Callahan
          Ed Callahan
          September 2, 2022 at 8:06 am | #

          It’s called friendly teasing. Sal just just takes it seriously, which is why Joe does it.
          Which brings up a question. Does Sal have a sense of humor? She’s snarky, but in general she takes everything seriously, even being fakey. The way she presents herself is a performance, but she’s sold herself on that completely.

    • Nova
      Nova
      September 2, 2022 at 3:16 am | #

      Mostly I see people talking about whether Sal’s clothing is cool. The few people talking about how that was a semi-shitty comment about Joe’s friend are just sort of stating facts? Like regardless of intent or what he was thinking about when he said it, “Hey your boyfriend isn’t as cool as you” isn’t a kind thing to say about the boyfriend.

      I think I’m missing where the hostility is.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        September 2, 2022 at 6:21 pm | #

        I also fail to see it, thought I haven’t finished scrolling down. Be weird if the comment was about stuff below it though.

  23. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    September 2, 2022 at 2:35 am | #

    Try dressing him up instead ? lol

    • darkoneko
      darkoneko
      September 2, 2022 at 2:48 am | #

      seriously tho, aren’t you cold, Sal ?

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        September 2, 2022 at 8:02 am | #

        Why would she be? She’s got a jacket on. And gloves, even. If it weren’t for her presumably being self-conscious about the scar, I’d call it a little overkill.

      • Nono
        Nono
        September 2, 2022 at 9:52 am | #

        I think a few strips have established that the Walkerton twins don’t really mind the cold.

      • Alex
        Alex
        September 2, 2022 at 2:45 pm | #

        I thought Joe was going to suggest she was underdressed for a day with snow on the ground.

  24. Vaishino
    Vaishino
    September 2, 2022 at 2:50 am | #

    Sal is a single headband away from cosplaying Kyo Kusanagi

  25. thumb
    thumb
    September 2, 2022 at 3:20 am | #

    “Have you tried a clown suit? . . . Nope, still too cool.”

  26. Bagge
    Bagge
    September 2, 2022 at 3:22 am | #

    “The way your personal styles clash is very important for a relationship, right?”

  27. Eldritchy
    Eldritchy
    September 2, 2022 at 3:53 am | #

    Sal could be wearing a potato sack and would still look cooler than 90% of people.

  28. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    September 2, 2022 at 3:59 am | #

    Sal could swap all her clothes with Joyce and still look cooler than everyone.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      September 2, 2022 at 4:42 am | #

      Okay, true, but it’s also been established that Joyce does have a good (if sometimes slightly square) sense of fashion.

  29. Carms
    Carms
    September 2, 2022 at 6:05 am | #

    Y’Know I really like how direct Joe is. I like that a lot about him, and I have a lot of time for him, ever since we scratched just an itty bitty bit past his high concept.

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 2, 2022 at 2:44 pm | #

      I’d love to see more Joe now that he has actual feelings and stuff.

  30. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    September 2, 2022 at 6:37 am | #

    Did Sal walked in circles, before call for Danny? Why?

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 2, 2022 at 8:07 am | #

      Or other people walked there.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      September 2, 2022 at 8:09 am | #

      Looking for a good rock? Something big enough to catch her eye despite the snow, but not enough to be a significant risk to the glass.

      Or those are other peoples’ footprints crossing hers. Or both!

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 2, 2022 at 10:30 am | #

        At least some of the other prints seem to be larger, so I assume it’s other people.
        I’m trying to figure out what the arc crossing in front of her knees is.

        • milu
          milu
          September 2, 2022 at 11:58 am | #

          it’s some kind of rope guardrail thing along the paved walking path below the window

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/01-sister-christian/knocks/

          (i’m the one citing past strips at thejeff, what)

          • milu
            milu
            September 2, 2022 at 12:07 pm | #

            also, @people asking what’s up with Joe calling Sal “Walky’s absurdly hot twin”, um, well, he does that

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/01-sister-christian/absurdly/

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/01-sister-christian/whawhawha/

            one entertains oneself how one can

  31. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 2, 2022 at 7:31 am | #

    Joe has just to accept the fact, this is a Jessica Rabbit/Roger Rabbit situation and it’s beautiful ♡.

    • Azhrei Vep
      Azhrei Vep
      September 2, 2022 at 8:10 am | #

      Ooooh, so Danny has accidentally mind-controlled her into caring about him and in about a year she’ll realize they have nothing in common and she never liked him and leave him, prompting him to threaten to murder the guy she shacks up with after?

      • Azhrei Vep
        Azhrei Vep
        September 2, 2022 at 8:11 am | #

        She’ll realize they have nothing in common because it wore off. Should probably clarify that.

        • spriteless_auntie
          spriteless_auntie
          September 2, 2022 at 10:50 am | #

          I don’t know what this has to do with Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but habit spells are quite hard to break.

          • Cerusee
            Cerusee
            September 2, 2022 at 11:22 am | #

            I think it’s from the book the movie was based on.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              September 2, 2022 at 6:24 pm | #

              People only read the books of movies if they wanna find the less-fun version of a story, so that they can conversationally clothesline others.

              • milu
                milu
                September 2, 2022 at 7:28 pm | #

                that is one of the opinions i’ve ever read!

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  September 2, 2022 at 10:21 pm | #

                  “Yeah, Jenny the Beekeeper‘s a cute movie but did you know that in the book, Jenny falls in love with an inappropriately-older man and he feeds her to his carnivorous super-bees? And then eats the bees?”

                  That’s what it feels like every time. Unless I’m being facetious, in which case it doesn’t really.

              • Cerusee
                Cerusee
                September 4, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

                I had to put it together from a vague memory of stuff I heard people say about the film adaption + Wikipedia. I have never previously met anyone who’d ever even read it. I think the novel is pretty obscure.

    • Adept
      Adept
      September 2, 2022 at 9:23 am | #

      Rabisch, that’s perfect. Thank you 🙂

  32. Adept
    Adept
    September 2, 2022 at 9:22 am | #

    This couple’s hotness mismatch bothers Joe greatly.

  33. milu
    milu
    September 2, 2022 at 11:31 am | #

    …is “jean jacket” a “Nope” reference

    Probably not bc this was written a million months ago

    Guess it just happens I’ve seen it last night

    Right then, carry on

  34. milu
    milu
    September 2, 2022 at 11:45 am | #

    …i notice Sal doesn’t go entirely “wtf dude”
    thereby implicitely validating Joe’s concerns about the coolness gap between her and Danny boy

    then again, the rules of bi specify that Dan will be incapable of dressing correct

    that, and the chair thing, and the… other thing?

    look i can’t do this. Spencer come back

    i miss you? i think?

    • Alex
      Alex
      September 2, 2022 at 2:43 pm | #

      Sal tends to take cues from others more than she’d like to admit.

      • milu
        milu
        September 2, 2022 at 3:45 pm | #

        she’s so fakey. smh

  35. Keulen
    Keulen
    September 2, 2022 at 12:55 pm | #

    Joe, why do you care if Sal looks cooler than Danny? If they’re happy together, why does one having better fashion sense matter?

    • Moonie
      Moonie
      September 2, 2022 at 1:59 pm | #

      It’s the attractiveness factor. Like recognizes like. They’re both hot and Joe doesn’t get why Sal would “downgrade”. But as people besidesJoe are aware, there are compatibility factors beyond pure sexual interest

      • Alex
        Alex
        September 2, 2022 at 2:42 pm | #

        Exactly, if someone hotter than Danny would date him then there may be factors to attraction beyond physical, and Joe doesn’t want to consider that.

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 2, 2022 at 7:14 pm | #

        Yeah, this. Joe is pointing it out more because it is legit confusing for him. Like, she’s hot and Danny is an average dorkus. By that sole point, there would be no reason for them to be together. But there are no actual leagues for pairing up and many other factors aside from physical attractiveness. Danny doesn’t have to ‘earn’ Sal by matching her level of cool

        • Alex
          Alex
          September 2, 2022 at 10:13 pm | #

          Danny earned Sal’s trust by being reliable and emotionally available, and in Joe’s worldview this might get you someone cute like Dorothy or Amber but not someone hot like Sal. He thinks Sal must not have realized that she’s hotter than Danny and is attempting to point it out.

  36. nightshade
    nightshade
    September 2, 2022 at 3:09 pm | #

    lol she needs to get Danny to upgrade his wardrobe a bit of course that will get taken up to an obnoxious (yet amusing )extreme

  37. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    September 2, 2022 at 6:58 pm | #

    I don’t know if this has been posted here before.  If it has, I apologize … but it’s still worth repeating.

    The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Ramtops, have a passing-out test for a novice.  He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: “Yo, my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear?”  And the correct answer is: “Hey, whatever I select.”

  38. Wizard
    Wizard
    September 2, 2022 at 7:26 pm | #

    Of course it’s not possible for Sal to not dress cool. If you’re truly cool, then anything you wear is cool, just because it’s you wearing it.

  39. Taffy
    Taffy
    September 2, 2022 at 10:37 pm | #

    People care too much what other people are wearing.

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