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Hyde

by David M Willis on November 3, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Bring Me to Life Drawing
└ Tags: hyde, joe, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    November 3, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    Joyce: “I’m WOKE now”

    Prof: “Hi Woke, hi Smoking Crater of Second-Hand Embarrassment, I’m Dad”

    • Clif
      Clif
      November 3, 2022 at 2:35 am | #

      And since this is bring-me-to-life drawing, the model we’ll be bringing to life is …

      [DRUM ROLL]

      MiKE!

      Just kidding, it’s really Mary Jacob.

      • Yet_One_More_Idiot
        Yet_One_More_Idiot
        November 3, 2022 at 2:51 am | #

        I was putting money on the model being Dorothy. To really blow Joyce’s mind about her sexuality. xD

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          November 3, 2022 at 4:40 am | #

          Well, she’s been helping Joyce with everything else about this life drawing class, so why not this too?

          • Morleuca
            Morleuca
            November 3, 2022 at 5:54 am | #

            I was thinking maybe the originally planned model doesn’t show up and the professor presses Joe into service. Who is so non-plussed he ends up going along with it. Joyce’s head might explode however.

            • Yet_One_More_Idiot
              Yet_One_More_Idiot
              November 3, 2022 at 8:39 am | #

              That is…an extremely plausible plot “twist”. 🙂

  2. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    November 3, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    joyce wanted to call them interhankypanky, didn’t she

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 3, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

      She had to do a quick glance around the room and brace herself in case her grandmother jumped out from somewhere and went “A-HA!” the moment she said sex.

      Yes, that’s a little extreme even for Joyce, but she was half expecting Chris Hansen last strip.

  3. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    November 3, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    She’s trying!!! Hooray!!! 😆

    Also, devilishly delightful choice for the 13th book title, thank you Willis!!! ✌️😈

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      November 3, 2022 at 2:21 am | #

      Which one – Joyce saying “I’ve taken gender studies – I’m liberal now” or Joe’s remark about “a smoking crater of second-hand embarrassment”?  Either one would be great!

      • Juanoku
        Juanoku
        November 3, 2022 at 2:35 am | #

        Check the alt text

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          November 3, 2022 at 10:07 pm | #

          The effects of getting old…  I keep forgetting about that.

  4. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    November 3, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 13: I’m a Second-Hand Cra–oh

  5. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    November 3, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Biggest clue that Joyce is nervous: the never-ending flood of words.

    Joe, you have my respect for not just walking away and standing in a corner Blair Witch style.

  6. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    November 3, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    Professor: You know this class isn’t all about painting nude forms, right?

    Joyce: …what?

    *leaves*

  7. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    November 3, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    I’ve got Nothing To Hyde…

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      November 3, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      Oddly Appropriate AND Inappropriate at the same time! Same backup singers as Steve Martin’s in Little Shop of Horrors if you can believe it.

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      November 3, 2022 at 8:40 am | #

      But plenty to Jekyll…

      Wait, what? xD

  8. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    November 3, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    i don’t want to start listing genders because if we start listing them then we’re gonna be here all day talking about them, drawing diagrams with straws

    • Psychie
      Psychie
      November 3, 2022 at 1:08 am | #

      They weren’t listing genders, they were listing sexes, you can have a male form, a female form, or both, the currently acceptable term for having both is intersex, it used to be hermaphrodite, if you’re familiar with that, but apparently that’s offensive now? I don’t know why, since when I found out the individual who took it upon themselves to explain decided to be condescending instead of helpful.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        November 3, 2022 at 1:16 am | #

        There are also rare people with no sex at all. No repro organs, no interest, no evident gender. People seem to oscillate at random between male and female pronouns when speaking of them. I don’t know what they’re called.

        • Feathers
          Feathers
          November 3, 2022 at 6:30 am | #

          Asexu– wait no

          • Feathers
            Feathers
            November 3, 2022 at 6:33 am | #

            (This isn’t intended to be poking fun at ace people, I’m ace; it’s just poking fun at the English language I guess)

            • BarerMender
              BarerMender
              November 3, 2022 at 10:33 am | #

              I would guess “sexless.”

        • Subjektivity
          Subjektivity
          November 3, 2022 at 7:01 am | #

          As far as I’ve currently seen studying medicine, I don’t think complete absence of sex characteristics is possible. when I searched through the NIH database for conditions associated with the absence of sex characteristics, I couldn’t find whatever condition you are referencing. Any idea what it’s called?

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            November 3, 2022 at 10:35 am | #

            There was a person interviewed on TV some years ago who had no sex characteristics. The person was named Toby. They said they had folds like a woman but no vagina and no internal generative organs. That’s all I know.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              November 3, 2022 at 12:00 pm | #

              Got curious and looked that up. (I’m assuming this is it.)

              Hell of a quote here: “I did not choose to exist. Finding that I exist, I determined it’s a good thing that I exist. I like being who I am. Why should I try to be anybody else?”

              • Subjektivity
                Subjektivity
                November 5, 2022 at 11:19 pm | #

                Ah cool…. sounds like MRKH syndrome. Granted I don’t watch talkshows… but tonally that sounded more like an interview. Was that really just a daytime talk show?

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        November 3, 2022 at 1:30 am | #

        alright so let me break it down for you

        “sex” is a combination of what genitals you got between your legs, what chromosomes you got, and what your hormones are doing. many people with penises get one set of chromosomes and hormones and are generally regarded as having a “male” sex. many people with vaginas get one set of chromosomes and hormones and are generally regarded as having a “female” sex. if you’re intersex, you don’t have both, you have some sort of combination of hormones, chromosomes, and genitals that are considered atypical, and there are dozens upon hundreds of ways that can manifest. a lotta times you end up with a between-the-legs genital that doesn’t quite conform to what a penis or a vagina typically looks like. we don’t use “hermaphrodite” anymore because that means you have a functioning penis and a functioning vagina, which–last i checked–medical consensus says isn’t a thing that happens to human beings, even intersex ones

        what all this means is “sex” is kind of an incoherent way to talk about people. folks you might presume are male might have some slight factor off from the norm, same with folks you might presume are female. bodies can look lots of different ways, and you can’t actually tell just by looking the sum total of a person’s anatomy. so, like, why use it?

        and i guess the answer is, as per my joke: there are a fuckton of genders. (gender might actually be biological! everything you think and feel about yourself is a sum total of hormones and chemicals and your brain meats, why should gender be any different?) it’s hard to list all of them. it’s easy to fall back to “sex”, which at a glance seems much easier to reduce to a neat little pile, but is actually, as i’ve explained, messy and complicated

        i hope this helped

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          November 3, 2022 at 2:31 am | #

          It’s probably rude to say but I feel like this is moreso an issue depending on how charitable the listener is willing to be to the speaker. Like if you’re using the terminology for simplicity’s sake you can usually say “ok I get what they mean by this without requiring them to be incredibly specific about what they’re talking about” Because Sex is nebulous, Gender is literally impossible to understand without asking someone and they might not even know. And then you run the risk of spending whatever time you were gonna spend saying what you were gonna say to now trying to define what EXACTLY you mean and it just sorta makes the conversation switch subjects.

          I dunno. I’m receptive but at the same time I do find it a little frustrating to have to broach any topic of the human body super carefully because my ape brain is designed to want to categorize things while socially we want to make so many categories to refer to being that it’s impossible to do the former easily.

        • deliverything
          deliverything
          November 3, 2022 at 4:53 am | #

          To add to this: the current strip depicts Hyde, Joe and Joyce. Just by looking, most people would assume Joyce is female while the other two are male. But… we can’t see their hormones, their chromosomes or their genitals (without looking on Slipshine, at least). Granted, there are some aspects we can see which are usually indicative, but they’re not always reliable.

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            November 3, 2022 at 6:00 am | #

            Two of them have beards, so that tells us something about their current hormone levels – whether self-produced or taken as medicine. That’s probably all, though.

            • Sterling
              Sterling
              November 3, 2022 at 7:13 am | #

              Not necessarily! As a recent (as in sub 1 yr) hrt patient, I can confirm that despite having low t and a nice high intake of e, not only could I still eventually grow a beard but if I had gone without shaving since beginning hormones the facial hair I had beforehand would not have thinned much. You can have female hormone levels and a beard. Most cis women shave their faces as well, btw.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                November 3, 2022 at 7:25 am | #

                So, do most cis women just also lie about not shaving their faces, then? Because I’ve never met one who’s brought it up even once, even during conversations where it would be relevant. Usually they’ll just say something to the tune of “I’m glad I don’t need to do that”. I just wanna know where you’re getting “most” from.

                • Ana Chronistic
                  Ana Chronistic
                  November 3, 2022 at 9:10 am | #

                  It’s not DAILY, but sometimes my peach fuzz is just thick enough I have to get rid of it

                  People with light hair may be able to have exactly the same amount and not have it be visible except up close

                • Liquid Len
                  Liquid Len
                  November 3, 2022 at 10:41 am | #

                  AFAIK, there are a few ways cis women deal with facial hair, usually by plucking, shaving, or bleaching. Kinda depends on how dark and thick the hair is. Hormone levels (think menopause) can alter this as well over a lifetime.

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  November 3, 2022 at 11:51 am | #

                  Oh, I know about all those things (I’m not completely ignorant and oblivious to life, after all), I’m just raising an eyebrow at the use of “most”, when that goes against my own lived experience of cis women basically bragging that they don’t need to worry about face fuzz aside from the occasional eyebrow plucking. Not saying it never happens.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  November 3, 2022 at 11:54 am | #

                  I think it’s more common with age. It’s also very much dependent on ethnicity.
                  Might be very common in some areas and rare in others due to that.

                • Joy
                  Joy
                  November 3, 2022 at 3:14 pm | #

                  It’s possible that they’re… Lying…?

                • Taffy
                  Taffy
                  November 3, 2022 at 4:25 pm | #

                  Like, I guess? But I try to steer clear of that whole “women are constantly lying” misogyny trope, so I’ll usually default to just believing what I’m told and assuming the person talking is being truthful. That said, I do understand that there’s about a billion societal bullshitteries that would maybe motivate that sort of lie.

                • Sterling
                  Sterling
                  November 3, 2022 at 8:40 pm | #

                  Well, I suppose to say that most shave is not provably correct- but an amount of very light/fine hair on the upper lip to chin region is something you can probably find if you are simply close up enough to a woman to see. It is something that some ladies will conceal due to social pressure, and tbh I would say is rude to ask about or mention in the same way it is rude to ask about or mention a trans woman’s facial hairs. I first noticed it on my mother as a child and have consistently noticed it on cisfem sexual and romantic partners throughout my life. Not universally, but often enough to make my trans ass feel way less dysphoric about having hair in general.

                • Twitcher
                  Twitcher
                  November 3, 2022 at 9:28 pm | #

                  My sister gets lip hairs that she needs to pluck. I get chin hairs.

              • danimagoo
                danimagoo
                November 3, 2022 at 8:33 am | #

                I started on HRT almost 20 years ago, socially transitioned almost 15 years ago, surgically transitioned almost 7 years ago, and tried both laser and electrolysis hair removal for my beard area over a two year period with very little success. I gave up on that a long time ago, and so still just shave. Ironically, considering I was unsuccessful in permanent hair removal, the hair of my beard area has always been light and slow growing, so I only have to shave every 2 or 3 days, and that’s always been true. I tried to grow a beard once very long ago when I was trying to prove to myself and everyone else that I was a man, and failed miserably. So frustrating that permanently removing it has proved impossible.

        • Alex
          Alex
          November 3, 2022 at 12:53 pm | #

          This was very interesting Wack’d, thank you for sharing.

        • Psychie
          Psychie
          November 5, 2022 at 7:00 am | #

          That was helpful, thank you. I was unaware that hermaphrodite carried the connotation of both genitalia functioning, since I knew that was impossible, but I am not super surprised at that, considering the mythological etymology (when I tried googling it to find out why it’s defunct I instead found references to an incredibly minor deity that’s the child of Hermes and Aphrodite who was just named after both of them and had both of their sexual characteristics, I am uncertain whether this is actually an ancient Greek myth or something made up in modern time since that happens a shocking amount, try looking up the story of Capricorn sometime).

          I was *vaguely* aware that intersex is a catchall term for all of the various ways you can have male and female features (I’m including hormones and chromosomes under “features” along with genitals and secondary sexual characteristics) in combination, I’m don’t think my usage of both is necessarily incorrect, but it’s definitely a gross oversimplification, which is something I would have agreed to even before your post. I do think my choice to use “form” wasn’t the best word, but I just couldn’t quite come up with a better one.

          I do wonder why we *don’t* have terms for all of the different kinds of intersex, though? Like, I feel like that would be much easier to define and/or categorize all of the various combinations and/or examples since it’s a relatively objective thing we can measure, whereas it kinda makes sense that there wouldn’t be a full taxonomy for gender given how much of that seems to be based upon feeling and introspection and thus potentially infinite (or at least indefinite) in how many possible “genders” there might be. Maybe it’s one of those things where there are so many possible combinations and they are all so rare that each one is like unique so giving names to all of them is pointless?

          I feel like I’m about to go on another rant about the inadequacies of category theory again, so I’m gonna cut off my rambling here.

          • Liara
            Liara
            November 6, 2022 at 10:54 am | #

            you shouldn’t include hormones in that, especially since we can alter that externally. My hormones don’t match my chromosomes, but I am not intersex, I’m simply trans and on HRT

      • Greebs
        Greebs
        November 3, 2022 at 1:39 am | #

        I’d assume it’s down to something similar to the ‘churn’ you see with stuff like Psychiatric disorders through history. Medical community come up with a name for something, society picks up on it and starts misusing it, typically as an insult. Medical community is forced to come up with a new term so they can continue to discuss the issue in a respectful fashion.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          November 3, 2022 at 2:39 am | #

          Meanwhile, the people who hold negative opinions of the subjects continue fighting to wrestle currently respectful verbiage away from the common discourse so they can weaponize it to disparage “the other”. And because the wording used to discuss such things constantly changes, the negative types use the effect they’ve caused as “evidence” that “nOnE oF iT iS rEaL bEcAuSe ThEy KeEp ChAnGiNg ThE wOrDs!!1!”. That way they can continue to control the narrative as the world moves on beyond their 19th century comprehension.

          Aren’t people great? /s

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            November 3, 2022 at 2:47 am | #

            Reminds me of the south park bit where Chef discusses the evolution of black slang and how anytime something caught on and white people started using it they had to change it to keep their own version of it, basically going from “I’m in the house.” to “Flibbidy floobidy floop”

          • Psychie
            Psychie
            November 5, 2022 at 7:10 am | #

            Yeah, this is why I’m personally against changing the words because the bigots turned the previously accepted terms into a slur, to me it feels like letting the bigots win, especially in cases where the previous term is more accurately descriptive of the disorder and the new term is inherently insulting, like the mental retardation to intellectual deficiency change. Like, I get that the connotation of the word had changed, but deficient was *already* an insult targeted at that category of people, and retardation means slowed, whereas deficient means lacking, and they aren’t *lacking*, they are just *slower* than most people, if given sufficient resources and time they could eventually learn anything the same as anyone else, the issue is that often those sufficient resources don’t exist and a sufficient amount of time is far beyond a single human lifespan, but that’s a practical limitation, not a personal one. Perhaps they could have done something with “bardus”, which a google search tells me is the ancient Greek word for slow the same way “tardus” is the Latin, I still wouldn’t have liked the change but I would have accepted it.

        • Hrodvitnir
          Hrodvitnir
          November 3, 2022 at 5:25 am | #

          It is somewhat, but as already mentioned, “hermaphrodite” has a specific meaning that most/all intersex humans are not.

          No humans have both sets of fully functioning reproductive systems, however some (few) humans have a fully developed penis and vagina. In which case it wouldn’t be inappropriate to call yourself a hermaphrodite, and some people may do so.

          But hermaphrodite =/= all possible intersex combinations, and obviously that intersects immediately with gender. For example, if you are XY, have a vagina, and are androgen insensitive, you will most likely be perceived as and see yourself as a woman. You are indistinguishable from a cis woman unless tested, or, unfortunately, wanting to be pregnant. But she would also be entirely correct to describe herself as intersex: a situation that has no bearing on if they actually turned out to be non-binary or male, except in that he’d get to own the transphobes with the fun fact of being XY. 😛

          It’s complicated, man. We don’t need to understand it all, just respect what people want to be called.

        • StClair
          StClair
          November 3, 2022 at 1:30 pm | #

          The usual term I see for this is “euphemism treadmill”.

          • StClair
            StClair
            November 3, 2022 at 1:34 pm | #

            (this was meant as a reply to Greebs et al, above)

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            November 3, 2022 at 2:40 pm | #

            It’s particularly amusing when you get organizations named after the current polite term that retain it long after it’s no longer acceptable.
            See the UNCF and the NAACP.

            I remember an old comic, maybe in Bloom County, highlighting how “people of color” was now preferred and “colored people” was completely unacceptable – despite being semantically equivalent. But words or phrases get used negatively and pick up bad connotations.

            • Psychie
              Psychie
              November 5, 2022 at 7:27 am | #

              I made a similar observation to myself last night in my car, while recalling conversations with my uncle who is from Tanzania. For reference, I am mostly white (I have a touch of Native American lineage on my dad’s side, but not enough to matter in any meaningful way outside of just being interesting), but my mom’s sister married this guy from Tanzania so now he’s my uncle, and was in the category of some of the darkest skin tones I’ve seen until he got old, he’s lightened up a few shades now. Or my memory is wrong, I was little and have only seen him a few times throughout my life since they all lived on the other side of the country.

              Anyway, from his perspective as a man from Africa, and particularly as one who maintains dual citizenship in both Tanzania and America, he’s always been weirded out by “African-American” as the term for black people who were born and raised here, many of whom have never even *been* to Africa. He told me that if pressed he would actually pick “colored” as the most accurate descriptor, since they aren’t really “black”, as in the color, but rather various shades of brown, but he understands that there is a lot of negative history there so he mostly just uses black when referring to anyone with that skin tone, but reserves African and it’s derivatives for people like himself who are actually *from* Africa. Unfortunately I have not had the opportunity to speak with him since “people of color” became a thing (afaik that’s a relatively recent term, from the last half-decade or so, at least that’s when I started hearing it), but I imagine he’d both approve of it and be thoroughly amused by it, given my recollections of his attitude.

  9. Suet
    Suet
    November 3, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Dr. Jekyll? Get the barrel.

    Joyce has finger guns now.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      November 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      I should make a twin-stick shooter with Joyce’s finger guns!!!! 🤣

    • Puppeteer Nessus
      Puppeteer Nessus
      November 3, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

      Liberals favor finger-gun control, though

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        November 3, 2022 at 10:30 am | #

        As a proud Liberal I can state emphatically that I have no interest in controlling finger guns.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 3, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

      He’s one of those informal professors that goes by “Dr. Firstname”. His real name is Hyde O’Hare.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        November 3, 2022 at 9:13 am | #

        Not Hyde Ensikh?

  10. ButWhyASpoon
    ButWhyASpoon
    November 3, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Joyce: “Hello fellow Liberals! All my friends are Heathens!”

    Joe: “Take it slow.”

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      November 3, 2022 at 6:02 am | #

      Reference gotten.

  11. Nono
    Nono
    November 3, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Joe’s smoking, alright.

  12. AeromechanicalAce
    AeromechanicalAce
    November 3, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    I am totally stealing Joe’s line in the final panel. I too have been a smoking crater of second-hand embarrassment.

  13. Yeet
    Yeet
    November 3, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    relating to joe so much right now
    good god joyce how do you do anything without dying of anxiety

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 3, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      She had Becky to be distraction from her anxieties.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        November 3, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

        She should play more video games! They’re really good for distraction!! ☺️

        Especially if she plays the Totally Evil Satanic kind. 😈

        • alongcameaspider
          alongcameaspider
          November 3, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

          Makes Me wonder how she’d react to The Binding of Isaac, pre or post Athiest

        • Freezer
          Freezer
          November 3, 2022 at 12:50 am | #

          I think Joyce would totally fall in love with a game like Animal Crossing.

          …Right up until one of the villagers decided to leave or asked her to get rid of another villager.

          Stardew Valley then? You can play for years (literally) and not learn jack shit about your neighbors.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      November 3, 2022 at 7:13 pm | #

      Yammering to distract / vent the anxiety.

  14. Kravis
    Kravis
    November 3, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    “I am Joyce’s complete lack of social interaction knowledge and skills, but you can call me Joe.”

    • K. Ivan Ruppert
      K. Ivan Ruppert
      November 3, 2022 at 4:15 am | #

      “I’m her Emotional Support Pervert”.

      • Steelbright
        Steelbright
        November 3, 2022 at 5:42 am | #

        Everybody needs one of those, seriously

        • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          November 3, 2022 at 8:49 am | #

          Is that the new term for “significant other?”

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        November 3, 2022 at 8:01 pm | #

        Joyce has ESP?

  15. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    November 3, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

    Aw. Too bad. Joyce ain’t gonna learn shit about drawing from this clown.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      November 3, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

      Hey does anyone else imagine Professor Hyde sounding like Bob Ross? 😆

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 3, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

        No way. Bob Ross actually knows how to teach people.

    • anon
      anon
      November 3, 2022 at 12:23 am | #

      i mean other than getting feedback, i think it’s a good first step for joyce to observe and self study lol (though i don’t see anything from this panel that’d imply he’s a bad/uncaring teacher/prof brock level of unpleasantness lol)

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        November 3, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

        He’s not mean I just strongly disagree with his teaching approach, especially for beginners or people who need more practice with fundamental anatomy. He just stands around saying “good work” instead inn of instructing on how you could improve. I have yet to see him teach. He’s just praised Malaya an already well developed artist and happily let Mary stagnate.

        • zip
          zip
          November 3, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

          now to be fair we saw him say about two sentences in a single strip

        • anon
          anon
          November 3, 2022 at 12:52 am | #

          well i’m sure she’ll probably get feedback from everyone she shows her drawings to, if she’s able to be unflustered if she does draw a nude model as opposed to just a regular classmate, i don’t think this is a super artsy focused school so idk how much budget they’d have to hire a nude model specifically as opposed to someone being chill enough to volunteer

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          November 3, 2022 at 1:47 am | #

          He did give Mary advice. He addressed it to the class entire.

          • Sol
            Sol
            November 3, 2022 at 8:51 am | #

            Yeah but that’s super easy to ignore as “well obviously that isn’t applied to *me*”, especially for someone as young (and full of themselves) as Mary. You need to actually speak directly to the student – that’s the only way they’ll learn.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              November 3, 2022 at 11:46 am | #

              Sure, that’s a good way to get a student to learn. If the student isn’t Mary, who already knows she’s doing everything correctly in every aspect of her life.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            November 3, 2022 at 12:53 pm | #

            He’ll see in her next drawing that she didn’t catch the subtle critique. He might give it in different ways as the semester progresses.

            In the very beginning of the most beginner class, it might be important to him that people get a little practice using the materials and having their work seen at all, even if that means hanging out in a comfort zone for a few weeks.

            Don’t worry. They can always shred her confidence in group critiques.

    • Dean
      Dean
      November 3, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

      You’re right! How dare he tell Joyce to sit anywhere? Who does he think he is?!

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        November 3, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

        Yeah, I am missing something, I guess, nothing has happened yet.

        • Nono
          Nono
          November 3, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

          I think they meant that he hasn’t told Mary that her drawing is kinda terrible.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            November 3, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

            I don’t mean to go on a tirade but I really want to know if this guy actually knows anything about drawing or if he’s just some guy hired to babysit the art students. Cause I haven’t seen anything substantial yet.

            • Nono
              Nono
              November 3, 2022 at 12:51 am | #

              It’s also a first year class, classes tend to be really big in that year. Good chance you actively can’t give a lot of comprehensive feedback to everyone. I don’t know how art classes are structured but it’s the reason that a lot of math and science classes have TAs to even help with the amount of grading they have to do.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              November 3, 2022 at 8:50 am | #

              We’ve also only seen him in 3 strips now. This one is basically just “welcome” – nothing about actual teaching. The other two were far more focused on characterization for Mary and Malaya than his teaching style.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      November 3, 2022 at 2:14 am | #

      Rude.

  16. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    November 3, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

    “I’m a smoking crater of second hand embarrassment.” Is a golden line.

  17. keet
    keet
    November 3, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

    joe omg same!

  18. Meagan
    Meagan
    November 3, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

    That is actually an amazing book title.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      November 3, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

      It’s also from a panel which would make a pretty decent book cover, with fingerguns Joyce

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      November 3, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

      So many comments deserving of upvotes with no way to upvote.

      • Clif
        Clif
        November 3, 2022 at 2:43 am | #

        *upvote*

  19. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    November 3, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

    You know Joe’s really into Joyce in that he’s seen her in the equivalent of this situation multiple times, an he still wants to kiss her.

    • Throwatron
      Throwatron
      November 3, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

      It’s not just that, it’s that every time he sees it, he wants to kiss her a lil more.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        November 3, 2022 at 2:41 am | #

        Totally. I am partially teasing, it’s genuinely sweet, and I know he has stood up for her before about that, how he’s seen her improve quite a bit, and has faith she’s only going to get better and better.

      • Joyfulldreams
        Joyfulldreams
        November 3, 2022 at 3:56 pm | #

        And that’s why I love them and it’s true love, y’all. He’s in love with her capacity for change, and maybe she can believe in him and convince him of his OWN capacity for change, too.

  20. BBCC
    BBCC
    November 3, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

    Hey, don’t you discourage her! Ka-pew noises are fun as fuck.

  21. Sterling
    Sterling
    November 3, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

    Is it just me or is Carla the perfect candidate for modeling in this class? Like it would be a magnificent display of her excellence where she is sure to cause discomfort and shame in others while remaining emotionally unscathed, and an actively anti-horny academic space is honestly a good place for an ace person like Carla to feel seen as an organic person, unsexualized and real. Not to mention the trans rep street cred, cause getting a bunch of students to draw a real trans body would do a lot to normalize it … And it would also mean people are seeing pictoral tributes to the glory of her, Carla, the greatest girl ever. She’d be wearing only her roller skates, too.

    Plus if Mary is in the class (likely) then not only would it potentially cause Joe and Joyce both some serious awkward identity questioning moments together on their seemingly about to come to a head romantic arc, but it would also potentially cause Mary to have a fucking meltdown so bad that she is expelled and permanently banned from the campus or at least the class for hateful bigotry (hooray!) And for Carla, a Mary meltdown can basically only be hilarious. So… Yeah, that’s my guessarooski slash fanfic lol 😂 but probably things won’t get that complicated. Hell maybe it’ll turn out that nobody but Joe, Joyce, the teacher and the model who should honestly probably not be a student or faculty member shows up, and it’s just full of very obvious sexual tension. It’d be hot if they decide to (completely not hornily) draw each other afterward… And like. Let’s be real, nothing they ensues should even be depicted off of slipshine 😏

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      November 3, 2022 at 1:04 am | #

      I don’t think Carla has the capacity to sit still for an hour, EVEN IF everyone is paying attention to her.

      • Pinkie
        Pinkie
        November 3, 2022 at 1:25 am | #

        I would pay to watch that with Carla and Mary (if I had any money)

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        November 3, 2022 at 8:02 am | #

        What did you draw?
        -A vision of a self-satisfied blur with cranberry red hair?
        -You get an A.

      • Chaucer59
        Chaucer59
        November 3, 2022 at 10:37 am | #

        Good point, back in the 90s, while I was in grad school, I did a little modeling for university drawing classes. The muscle cramps after a 90 minute class were MURDER, but at least the profs were good about keeping the room warm (tough to do in Austin in the summer—a/c is ubiquitous).

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      November 3, 2022 at 2:46 am | #

      Carla would be interesting, but given her discomfort about the idea of doing roller derby when Sal suggested it, I think that she might have certain hangups still she’s working on. I’d love if she did it, I’m a big fan of hers and would like to see her handle this situation, I just have my doubts.

      I am still thinking it’s going to be Jacob, that’d be the biggest grenade to drop in the lap of Joe and Joyce potentially discussing their feelings.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      November 3, 2022 at 8:51 am | #

      I don’t think Carla is nearly comfortable/confident enough to do that, despite her pretenses.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        November 3, 2022 at 12:29 pm | #

        Agreed. Also, while art can be about danger, Carla isn’t particularly dedicated to art, and getting naked (except skates) in a room full of strangers as a transwoman seems legit dangerous. I’d be afraid of getting heckled, or worse, getting hatecrimed after class. Carla would be able to engineer complex revenge, but still, she just doesn’t need the stress.

        I did know a transwoman who does naked standup comedy! Talk about radical vulnerability. She’s an amazing person, but even she was probably not doing this while we were in college.

      • Sterling
        Sterling
        November 3, 2022 at 8:48 pm | #

        Maybe not yet at this point. I mean, especially since Malaya and Mary are both also in the class? But, it could be something we could see later on if this class continues to be attended by Joyce and Joe, as Carla goes through character development, perhaps?

  22. Lingo
    Lingo
    November 3, 2022 at 1:03 am | #

    “I’m l-liberal now. … So I shoot finger-guns instead of real guns??”?!?

  23. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    November 3, 2022 at 1:03 am | #

    Woo!! We have a title!!

  24. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    November 3, 2022 at 1:06 am | #

    Joyce, if you’re going to put your foot in your mouth, make it literal. That would at least stop you from saying more words.

  25. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    November 3, 2022 at 1:09 am | #

    I never thought I’d relate to Joe, but BOY do I relate to Joe right now.

  26. ButWhyASpoon
    ButWhyASpoon
    November 3, 2022 at 1:12 am | #

    Dr. Hyde and Mr. Jekyll.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      November 3, 2022 at 8:15 pm | #

      Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Jive.

  27. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    November 3, 2022 at 1:36 am | #

    die Fremdscham

  28. Blibdoolpoolp
    Blibdoolpoolp
    November 3, 2022 at 2:51 am | #

    So far a straight sail from captain Joe, I give it 20 panels before something is figuratively on fire.

  29. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    November 3, 2022 at 2:52 am | #

    Still thinking the model may be Jacob.

    If Joyce has any lingering feelings towards Jacob, and vice-versa, that’ll likely postpone Joe and Joyce talking, or even just out of shock. I do think Jacob meant it when he felt him and Joyce can’t happen, but time heals wounds. I do think it’ll be interesting in that he is a devout Christian, and Joyce no longer is, and I suspect that while he’d be interested, he also might step aside if/when he realizes what he seemed to likely suspect before, that Joe has fallen for Joyce.

    Or else, maybe Joyce would find Jacob attractive still, naturally, but maybe her interest in him is going to be different. We saw her biting her lip after she and Joe touched hands, and I do think part of the draw of Jacob was when she was looking for a Christian partner*. That’s no longer really a factor so much.

    *-We’ve seen that it has been something she’s taken into account. I do not recall if she knew Joe was Jewish before the date, but I think even sheltered Joyce would know “Rosenthal” is a Jewish surname, and Joe does make references to his background, so it’s not like he’s hiding it or anything. I think maybe she went because he outright asked her, along with us kind of seeing by now she likes tall, broad-shouldered men like Joe, Jacob, and Ethan, and beyond that, no idea. Maybe she would have thought at that time he’d convert, ironically one of the less likely Joe moves to get laid, given he’s shown disdain for fundamentalist Christian beliefs on multiple occasions.

    • Nono
      Nono
      November 3, 2022 at 3:07 am | #

      Joyce didn’t realise Siegal was Jewish either til Sarah pointed it out to her.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        November 3, 2022 at 4:09 am | #

        This is true, good point.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      November 3, 2022 at 5:09 am | #

      Countpoint to Jacob being the model…

      Back before Joyce was trying to “seduce” Jacob they were talking about relationships. Jacob seemed to express dislike over being treated as a “sex symbol”. That mind-set might keep him from being a nude model.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        November 3, 2022 at 6:28 am | #

        This is true, though it is worth noting that nude live modeling is honestly not that erotic in practice. It’s for an art class, not an Onlyfans.

        Of course, it could be just about anyone else, and maybe not even a known character at all. Sorta just glad it’s not Joe, just since that would have felt too obvious.

        Malaya I guess would be another possibility for someone whose presence could be an issue, or maybe Rachel if she assumed Joe was up to something, though those two haven’t really had any interaction in ages, and she seems more hung up on Ruth than Joe in terms of people she has beef with, anyway.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          November 3, 2022 at 7:30 am | #

          Why would Malaya’s presence be an issue? Her and Joe fucked once, no strings attached and no intent to take it further than that, and then she booted him out of her room before he could even get dressed. Hell, she was barely paying attention to him while he had his dick in her, so I really doubt there’s any sort of adversity if she shows up.

          • Alex
            Alex
            November 3, 2022 at 12:44 pm | #

            I don’t know how she would cause a problem but I just have a feeling that she would. Intentionally or unintentionally.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              November 3, 2022 at 1:18 pm | #

              ‘Spose Malaya could make a crass remark about Joe’s wang to Joyce, I could see ’em doin’ that.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          November 3, 2022 at 8:54 am | #

          Still think the most likely person is Joe – the model doesn’t show and he gets volunteered.
          More likely to be somebody else, but all the other individual choices are less likely.

        • Segnosaur
          Segnosaur
          November 3, 2022 at 12:49 pm | #

          I know nude modeling for artistic purposes isn’t erotic (and Jacob probably doesn’t have the same fundamentalist hangups that Joyce was stuck with). But I still think him being a nude model would be a bit too far.

          I doubt it would be Rachel, but that might make for an interesting plot twist… she’s there to model, sees Joe in class, accuses him of being there for nefarious purposes, and tries to get Joe thrown out. (Which causes Joyce to defend Joe.)

    • Joy
      Joy
      November 3, 2022 at 3:09 pm | #

      Oh i thought it was going to be peter. It could just be some random though

    • Tan
      Tan
      November 3, 2022 at 9:38 pm | #

      Joyce knows Joe is Jewish due to having been specifically told: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/clipboard/

  30. AGV
    AGV
    November 3, 2022 at 3:17 am | #

    Kinda late for Halloween

  31. Carms
    Carms
    November 3, 2022 at 3:20 am | #

    Hahaha he likes her so much.
    Y’ever do that thing to your friends where they express exasperation or whatever at your antics, so you drape yourself over them loudly exclaiming YOU KNOOOOOW MEEEEEE!
    the best. The. Best.

  32. Acher4
    Acher4
    November 3, 2022 at 3:32 am | #

    The title (is perfect) is all of us. 😛

  33. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    November 3, 2022 at 4:34 am | #

    Is Eric a liberal, then?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 3, 2022 at 4:42 am | #

      I think Eric is a pervert, but the two aren’t necessarily exclusive.

  34. Taffy
    Taffy
    November 3, 2022 at 4:40 am | #

    Oh hey, it’s the guy who didn’t dedicate a long moment to breaking down Mary’s artistic shortcomings when she once again refused to draw anything but an anime boy in a life drawing class, and is therefore a bad teacher from whom nothing can be learned by anybody. Or that’s the prevailing attitude I noticed last time he appeared, at least.

    More importantly, Joyce is being adorably awkward in front of her boyfriend, and he’s not abandoning her and cutting all ties like some commenters probably would totally do if they were in that scenario, they swear, so these kooky kids are basically married now.

  35. Wizard
    Wizard
    November 3, 2022 at 5:22 am | #

    Right there with ya, Joe.

  36. Hazel
    Hazel
    November 3, 2022 at 5:24 am | #

    Joe and I are niw one and the same.

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      November 3, 2022 at 5:24 am | #

      NOW WITH AN O DAMMIT STUPID SAUSAGE FINGERS STUPID TINY PHONE.

    • JBento
      JBento
      November 3, 2022 at 7:41 am | #

      Hello Hazel. Fancy running into you here.

      • Cerusee
        Cerusee
        November 3, 2022 at 4:21 pm | #

        Cha-Cha? That you?

  37. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    November 3, 2022 at 5:37 am | #

    The state of JoJo: two people in a room full of other people, trying desperately to conceal their inherent horniness for VERY DIFFERENT REASONS

  38. Cerusee
    Cerusee
    November 3, 2022 at 6:08 am | #

    But one who’s still here, Joe!

  39. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    November 3, 2022 at 9:13 am | #

    I’m curious what Joe’s play is, here. He has neither art supplies nor interest in taking this class. Does he say he was walking Joyce to class and then leave? Does he try to actually sit in on the class despite everything? It sounds like Joyce’s “convince the professor I’m not a pervert” goal is achieved, and it is better achieved without this obviously-not-here-for-the-class person associated with her.

    • poyo
      poyo
      November 3, 2022 at 10:53 am | #

      he could probably stay if he really wanted to. if he tells the prof he’s there for moral support and as long as he doesn’t cause any disturbances in the class, i think most art profs are cool about it (as long as the models okay with it too of course)

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        November 3, 2022 at 11:52 am | #

        He’s here and available with out the intent to actually draw anything.

        He’s absolutely going to get asked to model when the expected model doesn’t show.

  40. poyo
    poyo
    November 3, 2022 at 10:51 am | #

    man if joe’s still interested after this then you KNOW its real lmao

  41. Shadowsnail
    Shadowsnail
    November 3, 2022 at 12:53 pm | #

    Just don’t show up at 5pm for Mr. Jekyll’s figure drawing class. Those poses are unsavory.

  42. Segnosaur
    Segnosaur
    November 3, 2022 at 12:53 pm | #

    You know, if Joyce was trying to convince the professor she wasn’t some sort of sex weirdo, why doesn’t she just mention the comic she now draws? It would be a pretty decent excuse. “I just started drawing a comic and want to improve the artwork on them” sounds pretty reasonable.

    (But then yeah, then the comic wouldn’t be called “DUMBing of age”)

  43. Keulen
    Keulen
    November 3, 2022 at 1:09 pm | #

    Same here Joe, same here.

  44. bagge
    bagge
    November 3, 2022 at 2:24 pm | #

    those are liberal finger-guns

  45. Joy
    Joy
    November 3, 2022 at 3:07 pm | #

    Oh hey finally acknowledgement of the word intersex!!!! I’m glad, now there’s going to be people who know about it.

    (Our main human rights concern is ending the intersex genital mutilation that’s performed on babies and small children. (Doctors try to “correct” us into looking standard male/female. This can include sterilization, and can also lead to negative health outcomes and PTSD.)

    • Felian
      Felian
      November 3, 2022 at 3:23 pm | #

      Yesss!
      always glad to see intersex acknowledged!!!
      There are more than 4000 “biological sexes“, time to spread the word 🙂

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      November 3, 2022 at 4:19 pm | #

      That whole mutilation problem is extra twisted, because don’t they a lot of the time not even bring it up with the parents, which frequently leads to problems and/or confusion later in life? Y’all need a lot more awareness, understanding, and justice.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        November 3, 2022 at 6:25 pm | #

        I really wish there was an upvote feature, because this comment deserves to be at the top. 💯 👏👏👏

      • Joy
        Joy
        November 3, 2022 at 6:40 pm | #

        Thanks! Hopefully it’ll be a thing of the past when I’m old.

    • Sterling
      Sterling
      November 3, 2022 at 9:01 pm | #

      Not to undermine this important point, because of course intersex people have my full support, but infant genital mutilation does not stop with them either. In the US, the vast majority of young boy-designated infants are circumcised, in many cases without consulting the parents. It may not be considered nearly as invasive as the more elaborate and horrific surgeries done on intersex newborns, but it is still a horrifyingly broken and violent medical system that impacts their adult sexual functioning but will generally just be seen as the norm or the default, due to the far reaching impact of propaganda spread long ago by abstinence-fetish influencers such as the corn flakes guy, and the graham cracker guy.

      IMO, we ought to keep doctors’ hands off our children’s genitals. Full stop. If a religious group such as the one I was born into wants to do their little infant dick surgery for the sake of their belief in some divine covenant, by all means let the mohel keep the tip, but that kind of Alternative Belief-based Medicine should be kept out of our real actual hospitals, where the only reason to slice off foreskin is in the event that there is a real health danger posed by constriction or infection.

  46. Raen
    Raen
    November 3, 2022 at 3:29 pm | #

    She’s l-lesbian now. (Bi, I mean, of course, since no one but her thinks otherwise.)

  47. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    November 3, 2022 at 4:17 pm | #

    The teacher has already understood that Joyce, Mary and Malaya will become the infamous trio of his class. Can’t wait for see their dynamic and how Joe will be involved with them.

  48. Fuzzy
    Fuzzy
    November 3, 2022 at 6:58 pm | #

    Is this how JoJo sinks? By Joe just kinda slowly losing his crush?

    • Alex
      Alex
      November 3, 2022 at 8:02 pm | #

      Remember that he likes her because she keeps trying and someday she’ll be perfect.

  49. Tomixcomics
    Tomixcomics
    November 3, 2022 at 7:39 pm | #

    Calling it now… model doesn’t show up. Joyce is disappointed, Joe steps up to the plate?

  50. thumb
    thumb
    November 3, 2022 at 9:43 pm | #

    So are we, Joe. So are we.

  51. michaelinasmeal
    michaelinasmeal
    November 3, 2022 at 9:49 pm | #

    Urgh woke Joyce is the 2nd most cringe thing in this comic series… 1st place goes to Carla’s narcissism.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      November 3, 2022 at 11:36 pm | #

      Go woke or go broke 😎

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        November 3, 2022 at 11:36 pm | #

        I’m not too much practiced at human meme things, tell me, did I do it right?

      • michaelinasmeal
        michaelinasmeal
        November 4, 2022 at 3:29 am | #

        I think it’s “go woke, go broke” not or.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14min
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
#relatable
header image - a man in a hospital gown says
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 16h
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 21h
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 21h
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
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LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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