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by David M Willis on January 18, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Choosing My Religion
└ Tags: jennifer, joyce

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  1. Gundi
    Gundi
    January 18, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    I… what? I don’t… get it?

    • Ragnal
      Ragnal
      January 18, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Sal, and Walky, are not white.

      I do not personally know or care what their actual ethnicity is, but they aren’t caucasian.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        January 18, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

        I think they were mixed race in the old continuity, but who knows if that applies to DOA.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          January 18, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

          Maybe they’re Turkish??

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            January 18, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

            If they are Turkish, maybe we could rename all the Walky or Sal ships as the Turkish Delight.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              January 18, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

              Kinky… I only chose Turkish cos my half-brother is one too.

            • Jenny Creed
              Jenny Creed
              July 21, 2013 at 5:20 pm | #

              Can we rename the Walky and Sal ship as The Turkish Despair?

        • David
          David M Willis
          January 18, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

          They’re the same mixed race as before.

          • Gundi
            Gundi
            January 18, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

            I know they aren’t white, but I don’t understand how anyone could *ever* mistake them as while. I guess it’s… Billy being irrational and judgemental again?

            • Gundi
              Gundi
              January 18, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

              *White. They also aren’t whiles. Or whales for that matter.

            • iSaidCandleja-
              iSaidCandleja-
              January 18, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

              I think of examples like Vin Desiel and The Rock. To a lesser extent, Jessica Alba. You could mistake them for a lot of different ethnic backgrounds. One of my favorite actors is Erick Avari, who’s ethnicity changes from movie to movie.

            • Swissaboo
              Swissaboo
              January 18, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

              You can get surprisingly brown while still being “white.” Mediterranean types especially.

              • Joraiem
                Joraiem
                January 18, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

                That being said, Sal has a DRASTICALLY different skin tone than Amazi-Girl.

                Come on now, Billie. You can’t be an intrepid reporter like that. Next thing you’ll be falling for the Kent glasses.

                • Swissaboo
                  Swissaboo
                  January 18, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

                  Strictly speaking it would be more accurate to say “SAl is too brown”
                  But that SEEM more racist despite the fact that i’m pretty sure its less

              • SuziRoo
                SuziRoo
                January 18, 2012 at 2:42 pm | #

                I get asked my ethnicity pretty much all the time and I have a non-Mediterranean European background. It’s because I tan well. :DMy skin color has been deemed “faux brown”.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            January 18, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

            So Sal and Walky are still Ambiguously Brown then?

            • David
              David M Willis
              January 18, 2012 at 1:03 am | #

              Nah, it’s not ambiguous. It was even spelled out in It’s Walky!. 🙂

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                January 18, 2012 at 2:41 am | #

                I must have missed that memo on their heritage.

                • DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
                  DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
                  January 18, 2012 at 4:10 pm | #

                  Walky & Sal: 1/4 Black. Their mother was a crazy white lady (maybe still crazy in DoA?) and their father half black, half white (not so crazy)

                  DoA Billie: White-Asian biracial

              • TsunamiJane
                TsunamiJane
                January 18, 2012 at 7:14 am | #

                But…but…we’re not supposed to reference that!

                • johannhowitzer
                  johannhowitzer
                  January 18, 2012 at 8:09 pm | #

                  Simple: their bodies are largely the same (save perhaps for Martian tampering). This includes ancestry/ethnicity. The unfolding of their lives is all that is different.

            • Eposi
              Eposi
              January 18, 2012 at 1:06 am | #

              I thought that they were some native mix, like crow or
              souix. I know those two tribes weren’t in Indiana, but
              I don’t know any tribe names that were.

              • wynne
                wynne
                January 18, 2012 at 5:56 pm | #

                I always assumed Sal and Walky were just really tan, like the very white Jewish half of my family.

              • johannhowitzer
                johannhowitzer
                January 18, 2012 at 8:13 pm | #

                I always figured Hispanic, like Robin; perhaps specifically Mexican, as most Mexicans I’ve met have darker skin.

                Robin’s skin is a lighter shade, so I actually had her figured for Caucasian for a very long time. Hispanic ancestry is much more defined by facial structure than skin color, and Willis does many things very well, but distinguishing Robin as Hispanic by her facial structure isn’t one of them… or at least I was able to miss it.

                • Eposi
                  Eposi
                  January 21, 2012 at 1:47 am | #

                  When drawing facial structures you have to be careful not to be overly characteristic less you offend someone of that background, besides when you break it down, there is not a whole lot of difference between
                  a lot of our so called races or nationalities when it comes to facial structures

          • nothri
            nothri
            January 18, 2012 at 10:45 am | #

            “They’re the same mixed race as before.” -Willis

            So….Martian/human hybrids in this continuity as well?

            • fellixe
              fellixe
              January 18, 2012 at 12:34 pm | #

              ^BAZINGA!

            • David
              David M Willis
              January 18, 2012 at 12:44 pm | #

              Naw, that’d be mixed species!

              • Icalasari
                Icalasari
                January 18, 2012 at 3:30 pm | #

                So what races?

                • lokitsu
                  lokitsu
                  January 18, 2012 at 5:05 pm | #

                  Indy 500 and Camptown

                • David
                  David M Willis
                  January 18, 2012 at 8:13 pm | #

                  Walky and Sal are white and black. Scottish, English, and not-very-certain-because-of-slavery.

              • johannhowitzer
                johannhowitzer
                January 18, 2012 at 8:14 pm | #

                That’s if you assume Martians are a different species. What if they’re really ancient Atlantians who emigrated and just never phone home?

                • johannhowitzer
                  johannhowitzer
                  January 18, 2012 at 8:15 pm | #

                  Grah, I forgot about the Martians in the Walkyverse for a moment there… though to be fair, we’ve never seen their faces or been told their exact origins, have we?

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    January 18, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Is there a racist theme going on?

    http://yoisthisracist.com/

    • David
      David M Willis
      January 18, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      Yeah, some weird timing with SP!. I wrote them three weeks apart!

  3. Moonshine McGee
    Moonshine McGee
    January 18, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Silly Billie, everyone knows Danny is Amazigirl!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 18, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      But Danny cannot be Amazi-Girl, he’s WHITE!

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 18, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

        And he doesn’t have boobs, not even man boobs.

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F
          January 19, 2012 at 3:25 pm | #

          It is amazing what one can do with modern prosthetic techniques and access to various walk-in shops for such. So would they be crocheted or injection molded?

  4. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    January 18, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Amazi-Girl cast the Bolrog off the mountain then died, but it was not her time so she returned as Amazi-Girl the White.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      January 18, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      yayyy

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      January 19, 2012 at 3:27 pm | #

      You meant Balrog as opposed the Bolrog which is a demon that has an unhealthy affection for 9pin and borrowed shoes.

  5. Confuzor
    Confuzor
    January 18, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Wow…she actually got out of bed to continue this conversation…I wasn’t expecting that O_O

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 18, 2012 at 10:42 am | #

      Joyce can be pretty noisy when she wants to be…or when she just keeps on talking.

    • AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
      AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
      January 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm | #

      It’s hard to get back to sleep after awaken like that.

  6. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 18, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh Billie, you so crazy.

  7. Animal
    Animal
    January 18, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Billie nekkid under a nightshirt.

    Animal approves. Enthusiastically.

    • Tristan J
      Tristan J
      January 18, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      … Technically, aren’t all women nekkid under their clothes? And all men, come to think of it?

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 18, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

        Details Smetails!

      • a99steaksauce
        a99steaksauce
        January 18, 2012 at 2:29 am | #

        Shh!! Dont anger bears. They can get very pissed and very ‘tear your face off’ish when they get pissed.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          January 18, 2012 at 3:30 am | #

          Especially if they’re grizzlys or sea bears.

      • Animal
        Animal
        January 18, 2012 at 9:32 am | #

        True, but nightshirts are different. Think cotton. Nothing else. And when they climb out of a warm bed into the cool morning air…

        …Excuse me, I think I’m going to go see what Mrs. Animal is doing right now.

      • AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
        AckAckAck(Now with sugar powered speedster!)
        January 18, 2012 at 4:48 pm | #

        So everytime I met people I need to say “You’re always naked to me”?

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 18, 2012 at 3:26 pm | #

      What gives you the idea that she’s naked under that nightshirt?

      I’m not disputing it; I just want to be able to see it too.

      • Animal
        Animal
        January 18, 2012 at 4:15 pm | #

        Well, if I told, then anybody could do it.

  8. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 18, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Though Joyce does have a point, the hair could be a wig but you can’t change your skin colour, unless you’re a chameleon or Decoy Octopus.

    • ShadowWing Tronix
      ShadowWing Tronix
      January 18, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      Or have the right make-up.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        January 18, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

        A college super-hero would run around in white-face?

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          January 18, 2012 at 8:50 am | #

          “…more racist than a Klansmen with Tourettes, able to leap to prejudiced conclusions in a single bound..”

  9. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    January 18, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

    First off Drunky Sal is too tall to be Amazi-Girl, second off………stop drinking so much.

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      January 18, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      what else are you supposed to do at college?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 18, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        Study, party, play games, goofing off, start panicking when the finals roll near and putting up with obnoxious roommates or obnoxious neighbours.

        • lord of dance
          lord of dance
          January 18, 2012 at 1:08 am | #

          you can do all of those things while drinking. it makes everything better

          • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
            Zanosuke_Kurosaki
            January 18, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

            That’s what the library, and headphones, are for. Because one can then laugh their asses off at the people stumbling around with hangovers and who are wasting their time and mommy and daddy’s monies.

  10. Kelvin
    Kelvin
    January 18, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

    WOOOOOOOOOW. Did…did she just imply Joyce was racist?

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      January 18, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      no i think she just flat out said it

      • iSaidCandleja-
        iSaidCandleja-
        January 18, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

        No, she just remembers that Joyce couldn’t tell she was half asian.

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      January 18, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      Which is funny since Joyce is remarkably She identifie Amazi-Girl’s skin color even after seeing her briefly after getting ruffied. Billie got to see her stone cold sober.

      • ryan
        ryan
        January 18, 2012 at 10:57 am | #

        no such thing as a sober billie.

    • JK9000
      JK9000
      January 18, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

      Not racist, just privileged and sheltered. Which, uh, isn’t all that unfair an accusation. Joyce probably would assume Amazi-Girl was white, even if she didn’t actually know.

      • Jarnor
        Jarnor
        January 18, 2012 at 3:32 am | #

        And here we can see that to “assume” has… well, just made an ass out of you.

      • Aydr
        Aydr
        January 18, 2012 at 5:40 am | #

        I really don’t think Joyce is THAT bad. Would have have assumed that she was white? Probably. She wouldn’t have gotten herself set enough on that idea to make it a distinguishing feature though.

      • gangler
        gangler
        January 18, 2012 at 12:57 pm | #

        I dunno. She used the word “Mexicany” to describe Billie. White might not be the first place her mind goes.

  11. Xila
    Xila
    January 18, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

    Billie looks a lot nicer with her hair down.

  12. Isolde
    Isolde
    January 18, 2012 at 12:48 am | #

    What’s a Reese Witherspoonville?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 18, 2012 at 3:29 am | #

      My guess, a place where only white people live kinda like in the movies.

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        January 18, 2012 at 10:45 am | #

        Kind’a like “Pleasantville,” maybe?

  13. corporatebastard
    corporatebastard
    January 18, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

    I’ve had this thought for the past two days

    http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1662172/DOA%20PSL%20theater.jpg

    I wonder if something like this could get me blocked from reading a comic.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 18, 2012 at 10:47 am | #

      You mean by Willis? I’m not getting a “I’m gonna censor people who make comics based on my copyrighted material” vibe off him at the moment.

      • Crumplepunch
        Crumplepunch
        January 18, 2012 at 1:47 pm | #

        I live in constant fear of Willis-wrath.

        (Sounds kinda dirty.)

    • Animal
      Animal
      January 18, 2012 at 6:58 pm | #

      Probably not, but anything adult-themed should always carry the following label above the link:

      SMUT WITHOUT WARNING

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        January 18, 2012 at 8:25 pm | #

        But, but then it would be smut WITH warning… *brain explodes*

        • Animal
          Animal
          January 18, 2012 at 10:10 pm | #

          Trust me, people have been pointing that out for ten years or so. It’s tradition. Just go with it.

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 18, 2012 at 12:57 am | #

    I know I’m not a philosophy major or a logician or anything like that, but that does not follow any kind of logic whatsoever. Except maybe Drunk Logic.

    • DagonXIII
      DagonXIII
      January 18, 2012 at 12:06 pm | #

      The problem with her statement isn’t in her logical reasoning. After all IF Amazi-Girl is Sal then Joyce would be mistaken. The fallacy is that she uses the conclusion that Amazi-Girl is Sal to dispute evidence contrary to that same conclusion.
      So in other words it follows logic, just bad logic.
      Sorry, that was a bit unnecessary, but as one of those Philosophy Majors/Logicians I don’t get to use my skillz very often.

  15. Drunken Nordmann
    Drunken Nordmann
    January 18, 2012 at 1:10 am | #

    I think Joyce knows who Amazi-Girl is – as she punched ‘her’ repeatedly in the face.

    It’s Joe, without any doubt – hrm, he should call himself Amazi-Joe.

    • ryan
      ryan
      January 18, 2012 at 11:00 am | #

      amaze-a-girl

      yup, it’s definitely joe.

  16. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    January 18, 2012 at 1:11 am | #

    Im beginning to think that if she pasted a note on her back and took out an ad in the school paper, half of the dorm would still not know who Amazi Girl is.

    • Atcote
      Atcote
      January 18, 2012 at 1:55 am | #

      Of course not. Amazi-Girl wears a cape, so you can’t see her back, and Amber (who, I admit, is only my way out there guess – personally I think it’s more likely to be that completely nonthreatening man a few strips back) spends all her time inside playing WoW or a similar MMOG.
      And nobody really reads the school paper. It’s just cheaper than traditional toilet paper.

  17. MontyPla
    MontyPla
    January 18, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

    I bet Amazi-Girl is Ethan.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      January 18, 2012 at 1:49 am | #

      It does kind of make sense.

      • Tom
        Tom
        January 18, 2012 at 2:06 am | #

        You choose that avatar on purpose didn’t you!?!

        • Crumplepunch
          Crumplepunch
          January 18, 2012 at 1:45 pm | #

          I thought it would be appropriate.

          Maybe it’d be better if I drew a domino mask on him or something.

  18. BassBone
    BassBone
    January 18, 2012 at 1:47 am | #

    Doesn’t Amazi-Girl show enough skin to tell that she’s white?

  19. Tom
    Tom
    January 18, 2012 at 2:05 am | #

    I don’t get it (so far) because Joyce was drugged out of her mind when she saw Amazi-girl while Billie was just kinda drunk. How did Joyce see the whiteness but not Billie?
    Eh, it will probably get explained very soon.

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      January 18, 2012 at 5:38 am | #

      Well, there’s always the possibility that Billie is just kind of dumb. Which the evidence seems to support. Was she drunk enough to not be able to remember? Certainly doesn’t seem likely. But that doesn’t mean she had the sense to pay attention to silly little details like a superhero in front of her.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 18, 2012 at 8:31 pm | #

      This is a good point – forget being drugged out of her mind, Joyce has amnesia about the entire time she was drugged. How could she possibly remember Amazi-Girl?

  20. Dr. Octopus
    Dr. Octopus
    January 18, 2012 at 2:06 am | #

    If Billy’s actually taking classes (99% sure), good luck, because that’s some prejudiced stuff she’s slinging. Christians are racist automatically? I’m not a Joyce fanboy, but seriously, that’s not cool, though even I don’t believe bigoted, arrogant (for almost no reason) people like Billy don’t exist.

    • Swissaboo
      Swissaboo
      January 18, 2012 at 2:42 am | #

      Joyce didn’t realize billie was half asian.

    • coobee
      coobee
      January 18, 2012 at 3:56 am | #

      I don’t think that’s what she’s saying. I think she means that Joyce was brought up surrounded by white people and therefore assumes people are white by default. She’s accusing Joyce of making a mistake based on her upbringing rather than being racist. Wouldn’t a racist person be MORE likely to notice colour differences?

    • ryan
      ryan
      January 18, 2012 at 11:02 am | #

      i think it’s a stab at jesus whitewashing.

  21. jaredstar
    jaredstar
    January 18, 2012 at 2:17 am | #

    Thing is that amazigirl is obviosly white while sal has a distinctly darker skin tone. That and she is at least 20 pounds heavier

    • ryan
      ryan
      January 18, 2012 at 11:03 am | #

      the extra 20 pounds is from body armor.

      • Crumplepunch
        Crumplepunch
        January 18, 2012 at 1:43 pm | #

        It’s practical!

        • Brady Kj
          Brady Kj
          January 21, 2012 at 4:44 pm | #

          She also wears facial armor that’s white-people-colored.

  22. LiC
    LiC
    January 18, 2012 at 3:46 am | #

    Honestly, I know Joyce doesn’t mean anything racial abut it (after all, Amazi-Girl does appear to be white), her past remarks regarding… ANYTHING would probably provoke that response easy enough.

    New question though… How did Joyce get into Billie’s room? Does she and Sal just leave the main door or bathroom door unlocked, or is their no lock on the bathroom door, or is Joyce just a secret Christian Ninja-Master? I can’t recall if the door situation was explained in that regard.

    • Morac
      Morac
      January 18, 2012 at 5:48 am | #

      Joyce is clearly Amazi-Girl. She probably came in through the window.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      January 18, 2012 at 10:49 am | #

      As was pointed out in yesterday’s comments, Joyce and Billie share a connecting bathroom.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        January 18, 2012 at 10:56 am | #

        And while sane people would probably lock the bathroom door to keep out the horror that is Morning!Joyce, the occupants of Billie’s room tend to be drunk or absent, and are possibly slower to react or respond to dangers in their environment.

        They’d better hope they don’t end up in a tiger cage. Well, okay, Sal would kill the tiger and wear it’s skin, because she’s Amazi-Girl, but Billie would just blunder into it and completely fail to take basic steps to protect herself.

      • LiC
        LiC
        January 18, 2012 at 8:08 pm | #

        yes… I’m aware that they share a bathroom. However, most rooms that share bathrooms, have locks on the both of the doors so that way privacy is maintained between rooms. Which leads to my question of how Joyce gets in. Are there no locks on the doors in these particularly dorms or do Billie and Sal just not lock them.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          January 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm | #

          But do the doors lock on both sides? Would that be practical? I mean, if the doors can be locked from the outside, then they’d have to be able to be unlocked from the inside, otherwise it would be possible to lock someone in the bathroom. If they only lock from the inside, it would be possible to accidentally lock everyone out of the bathroom. If they can be locked/unlocked from both sides, then Joyce could simply have walked into the bathroom, then unlocked the door to let herself out, into Billie’s room.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            January 18, 2012 at 8:34 pm | #

            It would also be very easy to forget to unlock the other bathroom door when you left, locking the other dorm out of their bathroom without even noticing you’d done so.

            Is there anybody who has actually *been* in this sort of dorm to clarify how all this works in reality?

            • herpaderp
              herpaderp
              January 19, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

              You figure out how to pick locks. Real fast.

              That’s what I did, anyway.

  23. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    January 18, 2012 at 7:31 am | #

    Don’t feel bad Joyce; I thought Amazi-Girl was white too.

  24. fellixe
    fellixe
    January 18, 2012 at 9:00 am | #

    I don’t think there’s any reason to think Joyce racially insensitive. Billie’s comments says more about her own tendency to base her opinion of people on their apearance than it does about Joyce. She assumes because Joyce is white and sheltered she must be racist, which is frequently not the case.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 18, 2012 at 10:53 am | #

      As pointed out above, Joyce thought Billie was white. This would seem to cast doubt on her ability to reliably detect race. And although the Waltertons are a fair bit darker than Billie, that doubt in Joyce’s race-dar is still sufficient as a counterargument because Billie has a pet theory to protect.

  25. isz
    isz
    January 18, 2012 at 9:02 am | #

    Those are either really really tall bunkbeds, or really really short girls.

    • davidbreslin101
      davidbreslin101
      January 18, 2012 at 11:06 am | #

      Must have been quite a fall for Joyce… good thing she’s a cartoon character.

  26. Fraser
    Fraser
    January 18, 2012 at 12:15 pm | #

    Honestly, I never ever even came close to noticing. Until Walky or Sal say/do something that makes their ethnicity relevant it doesn’t really exist. Just like Billy’s mixed race ethnicity is irrelevant because she has yet to behave in such a way that requires the knowledge, ‘one of my parents is asian’ to understand.

    They look how they look. They act how they act. If I invite them to dinner and they can`t eat what I cooked even though I asked/they failed to inform me about any dietary restrictions then I’ll do my best to find some sort of compromise. Why we think our friends should know more about us than we tell them is beyond me.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      January 18, 2012 at 8:38 pm | #

      You can’t always go by skin tone, anyway (to determine ethnicity). Most of my ancestry is German, but people are constantly asking me if I’m Mexican or Indian.

  27. TheDarkEricDraven
    TheDarkEricDraven
    January 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm | #

    …I just now realized for the first time Sal and her brother aren’t white. I always assumed they were just tan.

    • TheDarkEricDraven
      TheDarkEricDraven
      January 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm | #

      The accent kind of overshadowed their skin color.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        January 18, 2012 at 6:19 pm | #

        Looking at your grav, I now realise that Marcie is Amazi-Girl.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          January 18, 2012 at 8:27 pm | #

          That would actually make a disturbing amount of sense – and explain why nobody ever recognizes Amazi-Girl’s voice.

  28. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    January 18, 2012 at 3:40 pm | #

    Well of COURSE Amazi-Girl isn’t white!

    She’s RED under all that make up because she’s Super Car!

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 18, 2012 at 8:36 pm | #

      There’s no such thing as Super Car in this continuity, silly.

      It’s Ultra-Car.

  29. Pickle
    Pickle
    January 18, 2012 at 4:07 pm | #

    So why is the title of the strip Wig?

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      January 18, 2012 at 8:28 pm | #

      It’s short for White-I-Girl.

  30. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    January 18, 2012 at 6:54 pm | #

    I think that Amazi-Girl’s skin is just a little bit less white than Joyce’s (and Billie’s, for that matter). Although that could just be different levels of sun exposure due to Amazi-Girl being out superhero-ing on Sundays instead of attending church or sleeping in.

    Amazi-Girl’s skin tone matches Amber’s exactly, though, by some weird coincidence.

    By the way, there’s something going on with the comic links. When I was looking at a comic in the archive and I navigated to ‘latest’ it took me to the comic before this one, although the links within the ‘choosing my religion’ storyline are working fine.

  31. begbert2
    begbert2
    January 18, 2012 at 8:35 pm | #

    Joyce looks flatter in profile.

  32. Roborat
    Roborat
    January 19, 2012 at 2:40 pm | #

    Just out of curiousity, just how high is that bunkbed anyway? Based on the first panel, that bed would have to be about 8 feet off the ground, kind of high to be jumping out of.

  33. John Madden
    John Madden
    April 5, 2012 at 10:06 pm | #

    Billie is apparently colorblind.

  34. Somebody
    Somebody
    August 7, 2013 at 5:07 pm | #

    But it’s true!

  35. SgtNumnum
    SgtNumnum
    October 11, 2013 at 9:45 pm | #

    Brainwashed,brain damaged,racist, what’s next

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