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June 8, 2026

Complicated

by David M Willis on June 5, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – But Don't Give Yourself Away
└ Tags: joe, joyce

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 5, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    “Orrrrrrr… we start making out until we’re banging on the floor and are eventually caught by your mom, who will either have a heart attack and die OR give us all her money?”

    “Go on… ♥”

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      June 5, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      meant to link but couldn’t find it even though no one cares: http://www.itswalky.com/comic/dinky-slinky-relations/

      • Sharaku
        Sharaku
        June 5, 2023 at 6:10 am | #

        I care! I like reasons to look at the old stuff.

    • Lysbeth
      Lysbeth
      June 5, 2023 at 10:23 am | #

      That’s the kind of embarrassment that would make one migrate to Bulmeria

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        June 6, 2023 at 3:48 pm | #

        Wow, now there is a reference that goes waaaaaaay back.

  2. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    June 5, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    This might be the purest interaction with a woman Joe has had since puberty

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 5, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      Yeah this is a very good showing for him.

      • Harmony
        Harmony
        June 5, 2023 at 10:08 am | #

        And you’ll notice he’s blushing at all her less lewd but romantic comments.

        Joe is learning the difference between romantic attraction and sexual attraction, and this is the former.

        He’s probably thinking right now, “Daaaaaammmm that was smooth.”

        • Steamweed
          Steamweed
          June 5, 2023 at 6:09 pm | #

          Earlier Joe would be taking notes right now. But Today Joe is very distracted and is a bad student.

  3. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 5, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Sounds like a pretty clear directive to me! 😀

  4. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 5, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Ah you’ve chosen option 4. Make out passionately in front of her until she’s uncomfortable and leaves.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      June 5, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      It’s going in that direction, yup.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 5, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

        Selfies of making out passionately and post on Facebook (or appropriate social media dictated by the floating time-line). Carol can show her friends and Liz will be so happy for Joyce.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 5, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

          I’VE KISSED THE LIPS THAT KISSED YOU!!!

        • woobie
          woobie
          June 5, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

          Carol? On Facebook?

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            June 5, 2023 at 2:11 am | #

            She’s a fundamentalist boomer, of course she’s on the Face Book. She doesn’t understand the process behind logging in and thinks she got hacked every time she has to do it, but once she’s in she gets to blame it on “these damn liberal hacker trolls” and have people support her. She can also share her “patented’ “home” “recipes” (boiling premade noodles and pouring jarred, unaltered marinara sauce on top) with her “friends” and rake in the… Likes? Does The Face Book have likes still? Re-faces? Face-orites? It’s been like 5-7 years since I used it for anything other than a single group chat I’m in for D&D.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              June 5, 2023 at 7:16 am | #

              Don’t forget about answering and sharing those “nobody under the age of 30 will get the right answer” basic algebra quizzes. She never gets the correct answer because she gets the order of operations wrong, but so many other people of her cohort also post the wrong answer that she thinks she’s right.

            • HueSatLight
              HueSatLight
              June 5, 2023 at 6:50 pm | #

              I think it’s “You’ve been faced”. I haven’t been on there is so long, it won’t even let me log in to delete my accounts.

    • Frank M.
      Frank M.
      June 5, 2023 at 6:24 am | #

      It’s a power move, really.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 5, 2023 at 6:59 am | #

      That’s one way to assert dominance, I suppose…

  5. Clif
    Clif
    June 5, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Seems like a reasonable request to me.

  6. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 5, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Joyce fighting to sudden urge to go do some laundry.

    • Felian
      Felian
      June 5, 2023 at 4:07 pm | #

      …. go do some laundry with Joe. Are the laundry rooms co-ed?

  7. Bittersweet
    Bittersweet
    June 5, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    God, this is gonna sound like a weird comment, but Joe is reminding me why I love my husband so much. A partner who is willing to have that conversation with you and willing to do whatever you want on it is worth so much of their weight in gold. I’ve had so many partners who just went full appeasement or full nuclear, and Joe is reminding me a lot of my husband who is similarly considerate and I love how it’s making Joyce feel better.

    I love this ship so much.

    • Miri
      Miri
      June 5, 2023 at 9:41 am | #

      Yep. My husband knows I hate asserting myself and am bad at it and is willing to “be the bad guy” but will also ask me if I want him to do that. Validates me. Listens. (Advises on medication when things hit the stage that that makes sense…)

      Is also way better at playing off saying the thing but calmly and with a smile and so it isn’t a huge deal than me.

  8. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    June 5, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Maybe when she comes out pretend neither of your recognize her and ask who she is and what she is doing here?

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 5, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Or they could just leave and go hang out in Joe’s room. But all of these options fly in the face of the dramatic necessity of eating in the same place as Walky’s parents.

  9. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    June 5, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Priorities, Joyce.

    • Chaucer59
      Chaucer59
      June 5, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      I think her priorities are pretty damned clear.

    • HoopsieDaisy
      HoopsieDaisy
      June 5, 2023 at 2:28 pm | #

      Yep. Focus on the things you can control. Can’t do much about the house or divorce at this point.

  10. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    June 5, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    awe 🥺

    *plays “Hanezeve Caradhina” from Made in Abyss OST*

  11. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 5, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    One of the most romantic things you can do is to be a willing accomplice. Seriously, Joe’s nailing this boyfriend thing.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 5, 2023 at 8:06 am | #

      A good partner knows where the bodies are buried.

      A great partner helped you put them there.

  12. EAG46
    EAG46
    June 5, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Joe is being really sweet here. Hard to believe this is the same horndog that was at the start of the strip. He’s even blushing! 🙂

    • Dsr667
      Dsr667
      June 5, 2023 at 2:48 am | #

      Probably still as horny as a barn fulla bulls, but at least this fictional big guy is depicted as a little bit more than just some unhinged sex machine now.

    • Mark
      Mark
      June 5, 2023 at 6:52 am | #

      I realized that Joyce may be the first girl who ever treated him like a person, not a hunky sex toy or a monster. She cared enough to plumb her own trauma to explain why she was repelled by his attitudes and actions, giving him a chance to be better. Even when they were severely at odds, she’s been a friend.

      Were I in such a position, I’d be thinking hard how to be worthy of that.

  13. Dave
    Dave
    June 5, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    “Let’s jump up and down on the bed so it sounds like we’re having sex from the other room.”
    “Why though”
    “It’ll make her feel awkward so she has to leave, and also parallel when you met my mom in the other universe”
    “…so does that mean there’s a copy of the Kama Sutra in one of those bins,”

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      June 5, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      A copy of the *rest* of Kama Sutra, all the non-sex stuff that gets left out.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 5, 2023 at 11:39 am | #

        I wonder if there’s a market for the All New Censored and Sanitized Kama Sutra.

  14. Bryy
    Bryy
    June 5, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    I honestly love that Joe is giving Joyce the options that she herself can’t voice to herself just yet.

  15. Dara
    Dara
    June 5, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    May the bridges you burn behind you light your way forward, Joyce.

    Light ’em up.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      June 5, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      Plays the “Burning Bridges” song from “Kelly’s Heroes.”

      • Bicycle Bill
        Bicycle Bill
        June 5, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

        Do you mean this one?
        Great movie, by the way.

  16. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    June 5, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    Get get now, while she’s vulnerable, before she turns into another parent supervillain

  17. Switchchris
    Switchchris
    June 5, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    Why is Joyce so good at being Smooth as hell lmao. It seems she just has a big backlog of smooth things to say in any situation lol.

    • Proto_Eevee
      Proto_Eevee
      June 5, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      She’s been planning them her whole life. Probably has some written down in her back pocket for emergencies

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        June 5, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

        She’s a girl. Not permitted pockets. Pockets might make her dangerous to men.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 5, 2023 at 1:59 am | #

          Dangerous to men? What’s she gonna put in her pockets, a sticky note with the word “NO” written on it?

          • morleuca
            morleuca
            June 5, 2023 at 4:14 am | #

            According to the newspaper article of the time discussing it, yeah. She could have pamphlets on women’s suffrage in there. And also carry all her own things including items if self-defense.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            June 5, 2023 at 7:06 am | #

            A big backlog of smooth things to say in a given situation.

            We just went over this.

          • Felian
            Felian
            June 5, 2023 at 4:12 pm | #

            “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read“ – way too many cis men -.-

        • morleuca
          morleuca
          June 5, 2023 at 4:16 am | #

          I would be lying if i said I didn’t miss pockets.

        • Felian
          Felian
          June 5, 2023 at 4:11 pm | #

          that is a great theory, actually. DANGER POCKETS.
          Men are so weak that nothing they can put in their giant pockets could harm a woman. The other way round tho……. DANGER.

  18. mommert
    mommert
    June 5, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

    they are so sweet. how did this borderline crack-ship end up so sweet

    • woobie
      woobie
      June 5, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      I don’t trust Willis to let it last.

      • k
        k
        June 5, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

        Appropriate gravatar is appropriate

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        June 5, 2023 at 2:15 am | #

        It’s Joyce’s first relationship. I give it literally 8 arcs.

      • shellshockbp
        shellshockbp
        June 5, 2023 at 9:38 am | #

        Nah, the only webcomic that hates its character that much is QC. R-right?

        • Liara
          Liara
          June 5, 2023 at 4:59 pm | #

          QC has been hella wholesome the last couple months though

      • Angel
        Angel
        June 5, 2023 at 11:11 pm | #

        i’d prefer they break up versus dina and becky but it might be amusing for them to do one breakup/ take a break, date another person and then end up back to each other

  19. cbwroses
    cbwroses
    June 5, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

    Joyce is all in for this relationship, seemingly more so than the others she started.
    That said, both her growing relationship with Joe (not only in the romantic sense) and her attraction to Joe have existed a lot longer than those other interests as well.
    That plus her growing freedom from her fundamentalist hangups makes her seem especially affectionate and enthusiastic (yet more relaxed) for this relationship.

    • Matthew Davis
      Matthew Davis
      June 5, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

      This is the first relationship of all the ones we’ve seen where she’s actually gotten to know her partner as a person. They had the abortive attempt at dating at the start, which fit more with the pattern we saw with Ethan and Jacob, but after that crashed and burned she got to know Joe as a person rather than a mountain she could climb. That makes a difference.

      It also helps that Joe got to know her as a person as well. So they met each other in the middle, as two friends, instead of leading with their respective bits and then trying to figure it out after the fact.

      • GholaHalleck
        GholaHalleck
        June 5, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

        It’s gonna make her panic attack because of the unresolved dickface assult trauma hit like a freight train for both of them, isn’t it?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 5, 2023 at 7:09 am | #

        Hopefully they can look back on their initial beat-cute and laugh.

        (“Beat-cute” because Mike kept punching Joe when he thought he was leering at Joyce, remember?)

    • zee
      zee
      June 6, 2023 at 12:03 pm | #

      I think the fact that he’s actually single and attracted to her play a factor

      On a serious note tho this is already the most healthy relationship she’s been in, not just because the guy is actually in a position to date her but also because i think this is the first time she’s in a mindset where she can handle dating. No more fear of God and grandma’s wrath from heaven, finally starting to work on her purity issues, taking a class in her passion, getting a little more understanding of herself with the autism referral. She’s been less tightly wound in general lately (when her friends are off her back at least.)

  20. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    June 5, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

    UwU

  21. TerribleTransit
    TerribleTransit
    June 5, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    “Hold me close and keep talking about arson.”

    “I’m not taking about across bridges, it’s a metaph—”

    “No keep going, now do we tie my mom to the bridge before we light it on fire or…?”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 5, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      Arson? I thought you said “Our son”

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 5, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

        Arson is 93 million miles away.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 5, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

          Just ask Sal.

        • Francoinblanco
          Francoinblanco
          June 5, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

          But where are his Brothers Morder and Jaywalky?

          • Proxiehunter
            Proxiehunter
            June 5, 2023 at 1:08 am | #

            Isn’t Jaywalky getting ready for lunch with his parents and his girlfriend Jaylucy?

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          June 5, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

          Mork calling Arson… come in, Arson.

          • Lumino
            Lumino
            June 5, 2023 at 8:00 am | #

            Jesus, that is an ollllld reference. RIP, Robin Williams.

            • Miri
              Miri
              June 5, 2023 at 9:49 am | #

              I said Nanu Nanu to my daughter the other day and then had to try to explain what I was referencing…

              • Puppeteer Nessus
                Puppeteer Nessus
                June 5, 2023 at 11:47 pm | #

                Well…shazbot

        • bemisawa
          bemisawa
          June 5, 2023 at 10:38 am | #

          AND THAT’S WHY IT LOOKS SO SMALL

  22. Hazel
    Hazel
    June 5, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    Oh my god they’re adorable.

  23. Net-Zero Joeyce Shipper (no engine, slowly following the current)
    Net-Zero Joeyce Shipper (no engine, slowly following the current)
    June 5, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

    DIRECT EYE CONTACT?? in CLOSE PROXIMITY???

    o///o

    those pills are turning her into a hussy after all! g’wan girl! keep making sweet direct eye contact with that hunk!

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      June 5, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

      Closeface ♥

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 5, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

        cap_reference.gif

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 5, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

        There’s a blurry girl at the end of my nose.

    • drs
      drs
      June 5, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      Making eye babies

  24. Taffy
    Taffy
    June 5, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

    Joyce, that’s inappropriate.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 5, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      I’m going to pretend you’re referencing the alt-text.

  25. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    June 5, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

    i got nothing to say this is just sweet and i love it

  26. CitrineMonster
    CitrineMonster
    June 5, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

    UGGHHH christ i love them so much together. UGH. What an earnest, sweet interaction between two people who need it.

  27. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    June 5, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

    Joe is knocking this supportive (boy)friend thing out of the park. First he comes running when Joyce calls for hlllp, now he’s explicitly asking what she wants so he can follow her lead through this.

  28. Just an Armadillo
    Just an Armadillo
    June 5, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

    Proud of you, Joe. You made things a bit weird yesterday but I give your score for this update an easy 10/10.

  29. Ashley
    Ashley
    June 5, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

    this is such a thoughtful supportive thing to ask. hes doing such a great job.

  30. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    June 5, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

    Joyce, if you wanted your pillow talk to consist of the guy talking about how he was going to fuck with your mom, you should have jumped on Mike when you had a chance.

    • Angel
      Angel
      June 5, 2023 at 12:50 am | #

      woudl’ve been interesting to see how mike would’ve interacted with other parents lol

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 5, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

      She couldn’t afford the nickel.

    • MM
      MM
      June 5, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

      Mike wouldn’t give you choices, though. Mike would just execute the plan and then tell you about it.

  31. Angel
    Angel
    June 5, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

    i imagine an overbearing mother like hers would pull them apart if they started making out versus being uncomfortable and leaving but good to know that joe is ride or die lol

  32. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    June 5, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

    This is extremely similar to conversations I’ve had with my wife about her family members. “Which version of me do you need, the Shepherd or the Doom?”

  33. Serendipity
    Serendipity
    June 5, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

    Joe you’re doing such a good job right now, I needed this

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      June 5, 2023 at 2:25 am | #

      The birth control misconception (yes pun intended) is gonna bite him in the ass, though.

      • k
        k
        June 5, 2023 at 9:10 am | #

        Wait what misconception is there? He already knows she’s on birth control.

        • Yoursmoreisburning
          Yoursmoreisburning
          June 5, 2023 at 1:39 pm | #

          Probably means Carol is going to find them and assume that Joyce and Joe are “using” them for their intended purpose.

      • Serendipity
        Serendipity
        June 5, 2023 at 5:46 pm | #

        …Huh?

  34. Joyfulldreams
    Joyfulldreams
    June 5, 2023 at 2:13 am | #

    I am literally incoherent right now. This is the sweetest most romantic thing I think I’ve ever seen. What the fuck.

    GO JOE!!!!!

  35. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 5, 2023 at 2:33 am | #

    I am pretty happy to be getting this of all strips on my birthday.

    • AGV
      AGV
      June 5, 2023 at 4:15 am | #

      Happy b-day!

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 5, 2023 at 7:11 am | #

      Happy birthday!

  36. Lamppost
    Lamppost
    June 5, 2023 at 2:46 am | #

    Now kiss :3

  37. Jaime
    Jaime
    June 5, 2023 at 3:00 am | #

    I love this. Joe is honestly being a good person here; he’s thinking only of what is best for Joyce right now and not about himself (for example, if he alienates Joyce’s mom, he can’t know what that will mean for his relationship with the rest of Joyce’s family). He is being a good romantic partner AND a good FRIEND. Thoughtful moments like this, IRL, are the reason why I’ve been with my current partner for over 10 years. <3

  38. Raen
    Raen
    June 5, 2023 at 3:50 am | #

    Jesus… so to speak… getting the definite impression Joyce is about to use her birth control for something other than her dysmennorhea.

  39. Now
    Now
    June 5, 2023 at 4:20 am | #

    This is allyship against abusive parents. A very nice dramatization of This Specific Talk!

  40. James
    James
    June 5, 2023 at 5:01 am | #

    Bets on how Carol is going to ruin this moment, go.

    • Yoursmoreisburning
      Yoursmoreisburning
      June 5, 2023 at 1:33 pm | #

      Knowing Willis, I’d bet she overhears them and tries something on brand for the bad parents here and tries to cut off her tuition to get her out of there, as they are “clearly a bad influence” at the collage.

    • vulcanodon
      vulcanodon
      June 5, 2023 at 1:45 pm | #

      (Joe and Joyce are in obvious pre-smooch position, Carol emerges from crapper) “So this is how you repay me for all I’ve done for you?! I just drove four hours to bring you your things! Are you on hussy pills? You’re on hussy pills, aren’t you?“

  41. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    June 5, 2023 at 5:14 am | #

    Yay! Joe being awesome!

  42. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    June 5, 2023 at 5:27 am | #

    Joe, I thought you were the guy who had 100% sex talent, and 0% romance talent. ;P You’re crushing that romance talent part preeeetty great right now.

    • StClair
      StClair
      June 5, 2023 at 1:18 pm | #

      Joe tells himself a lot of things (about himself) that aren’t true.

  43. Inboxninja
    Inboxninja
    June 5, 2023 at 5:48 am | #

    sexy ass talk or sexy ass-talk?

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      June 5, 2023 at 8:23 am | #

      Given how much Joyce likes his butt, both.

  44. Peter
    Peter
    June 5, 2023 at 7:43 am | #

    With this strip, I feel that Joe has completed his heel-face turn.

  45. Drain
    Drain
    June 5, 2023 at 9:09 am | #

    I’m so proud of both of them but especially Joyce for being direct with what she wants

    • Drain
      Drain
      June 5, 2023 at 9:15 am | #

      Thinking about all the veteran JoeJoycers that have been here for this since the mf 90s. They won … we won … :’)

  46. Bruno
    Bruno
    June 5, 2023 at 9:59 am | #

    I want a partner like Joe.

  47. Raja
    Raja
    June 5, 2023 at 10:12 am | #

    I love them your honor

  48. aett
    aett
    June 5, 2023 at 10:20 am | #

    Wow, this one really hits close to home. I had very similar conversations with my wife when we were dating. She was surrounded by shockingly toxic family members, and I was more than happy to get them out of her life for her or fully back her up if she wanted to do it herself.

    I’m sure we’ll see something like this in upcoming strips, but… unfortunately, it’s still not easy.

  49. Dot
    Dot
    June 5, 2023 at 10:39 am | #

    Yeah this is pretty sweet.

  50. temporaryobsessor
    temporaryobsessor
    June 5, 2023 at 11:12 am | #

    As a bonus he might list a good idea she hadn’t thought about.

  51. Calibus
    Calibus
    June 5, 2023 at 11:22 am | #

    Joes trying to boyfriend but Joyce is making him do a Husband. Damn Gurl.

  52. Felian
    Felian
    June 5, 2023 at 12:16 pm | #

    Joe is doing this surprisingly well.
    He’s communicating and asking what kind of support Joyce actually wants, instead of just taking charge as cis men very often do (and/or think they’re expected to…)

  53. Some Guy
    Some Guy
    June 5, 2023 at 1:01 pm | #

    Wow. Joe is really trying hard to be a guy who doesn’t make assumptions. This is really sweet and wholesome, and I’m sure we’re all very proud of Joe, but I am bracing for the “discourse” next time someone is angry about Joe for something he’s done rather than happy about something he is currently doing.

    I think more people in-universe need to experience New Joe, so we in the audience can hopefully avoid or at least mitigate such “discourse” in the future.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      June 5, 2023 at 1:56 pm | #

      No

      • Serendipity
        Serendipity
        June 5, 2023 at 5:46 pm | #

        Why not?

  54. Tan
    Tan
    June 5, 2023 at 2:21 pm | #

    Some further options, in no particular order:

    Barricade the bathroom door before she comes back (and also the hallway door)

    Go find Ruth

    Both run away right now

    Provide cover while Joyce runs away

    Go slash Carol’s tires, dump sugar in her gas tank, etc

    Pull the fire alarm

    Set actual fire

    Straight-up murder

    Set up an elaborate musical number with all Joyce’s friends to convince Carol to change her ways

    Aliens. Just aliens.

    • JA
      JA
      June 5, 2023 at 6:53 pm | #

      Why not go find Carla?

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        June 5, 2023 at 7:05 pm | #

        How about summoning Dina by calling dinosaurs Lizards?

        The Empress of Evolution would surely make quick work of Carol.

      • Tan
        Tan
        June 5, 2023 at 7:08 pm | #

        Because it isn’t Carla’s job to deal with every transphobe in the world? But I mean sure, add it to the list.

      • zee
        zee
        June 6, 2023 at 12:11 pm | #

        Carla’s a tough girl but she should be kept as far away from Carol as physically possible. She can set up a pie booby trap in advance and dip

  55. Someguy
    Someguy
    June 5, 2023 at 2:56 pm | #

    Goddamn, Joyce has rizz!

  56. Alex
    Alex
    June 5, 2023 at 3:53 pm | #

    Have we ever seen Joe blush before? Ever? In any continuity?

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      June 5, 2023 at 3:55 pm | #

      Yes. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/02-ill-leave-you-a-phantom/tedium/

    • zee
      zee
      June 6, 2023 at 12:12 pm | #

      Several times with Joyce. And once with dina

  57. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    June 5, 2023 at 5:16 pm | #

    Joyce desperately needs some kind of physical relationship as demonstrated by her last word bubble.

  58. JA
    JA
    June 5, 2023 at 6:53 pm | #

    The realest answer.

  59. Perdellian
    Perdellian
    June 5, 2023 at 7:06 pm | #

    I think that’s sexy arms and sexy eyes talk, not sexy ass talk

  60. Arachnid
    Arachnid
    June 5, 2023 at 8:41 pm | #

    I love how supportive joe is of Joyce. Showcases some very strong character progression since this webcomic began.

    • ZerglingOne
      ZerglingOne
      June 5, 2023 at 10:52 pm | #

      Elan!

  61. Carl Muckenhoupt
    Carl Muckenhoupt
    June 5, 2023 at 10:06 pm | #

    More like “I want you to list a few more approaches so I can reuse the panel art some more” amirite

  62. Kesli_47
    Kesli_47
    June 5, 2023 at 11:40 pm | #

    I was tearing up, because the only partners I’ve had that type of support from also cheated on me like bonobos on Molly.
    Then I read the alt text.

    Now I’m cleaning up coffee that sprayed out of my nose.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      June 6, 2023 at 5:30 pm | #

      I’m sorry about that.

  63. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    June 6, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    awww that’s really sweet

  64. Meagan
    Meagan
    June 6, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

    It’s really weird seeing Joe be all supportive-boyfriend-y.

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