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by David M Willis on September 25, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Everybody's Looking for Nothing
└ Tags: charles, linda, sal

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 25, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    I think you mean, trying to steal being the one not being shat on for no good reason?

    • Lanie
      Lanie
      September 25, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      That is probably a concept too advanced for Linda. 🙁

    • Some Ed
      Some Ed
      September 25, 2023 at 12:38 pm | #

      Except Sal isn’t shatting on Linda. She’s just calling Linda out for what Linda does.

      My father seems to accept being called out on his crap with about as much confused grace. It’s like he has no possible concept for being the villain in most of his children’s stories. Unfortunately for him, the only child who does respect him is the one who’s a villain. Oddly enough, for no real reason.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:18 pm | #

      Man i would not be that bold irl unless i was in a ‘don’t give a shit’ mood/able to run away asap after, but i can totally imagine some random student passing by like “i don’t know you or her personally but i think you’re a shitty mom” and just leaving XD

  2. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    September 25, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Ever hear of Cooking Mama???

    I feel like making a game where you be cooking SAL’s mama. With LASERs!!! 😤🎯🎇🎮

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      September 25, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

      I’m not sure Linda is fit for human consumption.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 25, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

        Don’t worry earthling. I’m sure a modicum of exposure to sodium nitrate and gamma rays prior to cooking will render her safe.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 25, 2023 at 12:59 am | #

      Waste of good lasers.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 25, 2023 at 1:02 am | #

        Now why cook the laser devices themselves? They don’t taste very good unless you a robot or somethin XD

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          September 25, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

          Maybe it’s because I’m a little stoned, but my first thought was “me eat yummy laser”, in the voice of Dollip Daze.

          • Casi
            Casi
            September 25, 2023 at 4:54 pm | #

            “Mmm laser”- Robot Homer Simpson

    • someone
      someone
      September 25, 2023 at 5:54 pm | #

      Looks like a job for Savey Meal-Bot.

  3. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    September 25, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Her hair is crazy large

    Ss3 Sal

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      September 25, 2023 at 12:57 pm | #

      Sal’s hair deserves its own tag.

  4. Dara
    Dara
    September 25, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    And Sal’s reached the walk-away point.

    Good for her.

    • Professional asexual
      Professional asexual
      September 25, 2023 at 5:12 am | #

      Good 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 her 👏🏻

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      September 25, 2023 at 6:31 am | #

      I hope they keep paying her tuition.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        September 25, 2023 at 7:06 am | #

        Hopefully Linda continues to think not inviting her to lunch is punishing her for her “rudeness” best case scenario Linda leaves in a huff telling herself her daughter still needs to grow up and worst case Sals prediction about having her whole month ruined involves looking for a job. She has precious work experience while being a high-school student so she’s atleast no stranger to finding work.

        • Psi baka onna
          Psi baka onna
          September 25, 2023 at 7:26 am | #

          Considering why Sal put her motorbike into storage I wouldn’t be surprised if Sal’s been considering getting a job for a while. It’s only a matter of time before tuition becomes more ammunition for Linda to use against her daughter…

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            September 25, 2023 at 8:05 am | #

            Would Linda’s ego allow her to not be the mother of two college graduates?

            • zee
              zee
              September 25, 2023 at 12:01 pm | #

              Well we know she’s not above financial abuse and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if she disowned sal, because Linda is the worst

          • Laura
            Laura
            September 25, 2023 at 8:18 am | #

            Perhaps Amber could teach Amber’s income-generating secrets to Sal. Assuming Amber makes her money by livestreaming, Sal’s also an impressive Mario Kart racer.

            And there’s always student loans and work-study.

            • TheStranger
              TheStranger
              September 25, 2023 at 8:56 am | #

              Federal financial aid is tough to get separate from parental income if you’re under… well, Sal is under that age. Iforget if it’s 21 or 25 but it’s in there somewhere unless one gets married.

              Somewhere Dan’s head just flew up and he’s not sure why.

              Work-study, sure, but her only loan option would be private loans and without her parents co-signing she’d find that a hard go, I think.

              • Psychie
                Psychie
                September 25, 2023 at 9:30 am | #

                Also, IU’s workstudy doesn’t really pay enough on top of being nigh impossible to get into given all the competition, so she couldn’t rely on that being enough to cover her tuition, living expenses, and books without some other form of financial aid. And good luck getting a job in Bloomington that pays sufficiently to actually cover even a portion of tuition at entry level. Basically her only real option would be to drop out, get employed somewhere that has an education incentive, like Cook Medical or a few other places, and then re-enroll through their program at a later date, but then she’d be restricted to whatever degree plans they are willing to cover and most of them also only pay for a portion of your tuition IIRC, and whatever schooling she gets would be on top of a full time job likely doing menial labor.

                She basically has very little in the way of good options. Maybe if IU had a financial aid department that actually HELPED their students find scholarships and grants they qualify for she’d have a shot, as her history likely qualifies her for a few things, but good luck navigating the absolutely terrible database that has zero organization, zero filters or searchability, and the absolute worst means of navigating I’ve ever encountered (thousands of pages, you have to click through the pages one at a time, every time you click on one of the entries to view the full entry and go back to the database it puts you back on page one, it takes forever to load each new page, etc.). I spent around 6 hours going through that monstrosity and only managed to get to page 5 of the database and did not find anything useful for me in that entire process when I was a student. And if you go into the financial aid building to try to actually get help from supposed professionals who’s entire job, in theory, is connecting students with financial aid opportunities they qualify for, they’ll just give you the run around saying “oh, that’s not actually MY job, you need an appointment with this other person” no matter who you talk to, so you make an appointment with the other person, wait several weeks or months for your next meeting, then they tell you the same thing and point you at someone else. IU is a hellscape if anything goes even slightly wrong because there is basically zero chance you will ever get anything accomplished if you ever need to engage with the bureaucracy even a little bit, it truly doesn’t matter how easy or simple something SHOULD be to solve, they WILL draw it out long enough for you to just give up.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 25, 2023 at 2:31 pm | #

                  Eek cats! I’m so sorry ANYONE has to slog through all that! Wow!

                • Ana Chronistic
                  Ana Chronistic
                  September 26, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

                  yikes!

                  so glad my bro’s and my college tuition was fully covered (uninsured motorist settlement)

                • Dave the Inverted
                  Dave the Inverted
                  September 26, 2023 at 3:40 am | #

                  I refuse to believe database design that bad is accidental. What I can’t figure out here is why. What does it gain the Financial Aid department to have no students actually receiving financial aid? (Honestly, the only thing I can come up with is that someone at the Board of Regents level absolutely hates the idea of The Poors being able to get a college education and thus be in a position to compete with The Right Kind Of People, and has thus ensured that the financial aid that could make that happen simply isn’t available. I don’t like being this cynical, but…..)

      • Allen Alberti
        Allen Alberti
        September 25, 2023 at 9:43 am | #

        my hope is that Linda threatens no tuition, and Walky in solidarity threatens to drop out, and this makes Charles realize what’s what and pull a Hank

      • Dara
        Dara
        September 25, 2023 at 7:23 pm | #

        The key to this is how you handle it, right?

        Don’t be in their face. In fact, be as far _out_ of their faces as possible at all times. Give reasonable reasons, mind you – very specifically _ones they will like_ – like the idea that you’re really throwing yourself into school to get the best education you can. I think that would work well here.

        Sal clearly has lots of practice at this.

        Be friendly, avoid all conflicts, and whenever possible, be as out of touch as you can until you have that paper.

        Then run like hell.

        Not that I’m speaking from experience or anything, oh wait, of course I totally am.

  5. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    September 25, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Just in time for being the calm one not to mean they’re the one who’s in the right.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      September 25, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      Actually in their relationship this is probably the first time the calm one is the one in the right.

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        September 25, 2023 at 12:53 am | #

        Eh, nah. Linda’s hardly ever been right.

        • Enkrod
          Enkrod
          September 25, 2023 at 1:43 am | #

          Linda’s always right, far-right even.

          • shellshockbp
            shellshockbp
            September 25, 2023 at 9:00 am | #

            “I’m not one of those lunatics. I would have voted for Obama a third time if I could.”

      • Steelbright
        Steelbright
        September 25, 2023 at 2:00 am | #

        Somehow i also highly doubt that Linda’s self-description as “the calm one” is even close to accurate

        • Bogeywoman
          Bogeywoman
          September 25, 2023 at 2:37 am | #

          She’s the type who always says they hate drama but is high key the reason for the drama. She actually reminds me of a friend-ish acquaintance (friendship past its expiry date).

  6. Ray Radlein
    Ray Radlein
    September 25, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Welp, there’s another mother who is never going to meet their daughter’s children (if any)

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 25, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      I feel like unless Linda’s behaviour gets even worse she probably will, but it’ll be the sort of thing where it doesn’t happen very often and she’s not really a part of their life for reasons the kids won’t pick up on until they’re older.

      • Ray Radlein
        Ray Radlein
        September 25, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

        She’ll find out about Jocelyne eventually. That’ll be worse.

        • Ray Radlein
          Ray Radlein
          September 25, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

          GODDAMMIT READING COMPREHENSION WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME

          please ignore previous comment in its entirety

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            September 25, 2023 at 12:50 am | #

            No no, go on. I wanna see if we can connect Linda finding out Jocelyn is trans to some kind of explosive negative consequence.

            • Rabid Rabbit
              Rabid Rabbit
              September 25, 2023 at 1:09 am | #

              Hmm, let’s see:

              1) Carla, in spite of her high social value due to who her parents are, is one of Sal’s bad-influence friends.

              2) Carla is trans.

              3) Jocelyn is Carol’s daughter, therefore under suspicion due to being related to the woman who got Walky kidnapped.

              4) Jocelyn is trans.

              5) Because it’s not credible for there to be two trans women with only two degrees of separation, and also all trans people are part of a single hive mind, clearly everything that’s been happening is part of a trans conspiracy to make Linda’s kids rebel against her.

              6) Therefore Linda explodes. And I have a headache.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                September 25, 2023 at 1:30 am | #

                Impressive. Thank you for coming up with something on such short notice.

              • Ed Callahan
                Ed Callahan
                September 25, 2023 at 7:57 am | #

                You definitely have a future as a political analyst. You’ll still get a headache, though not a migraine. You get one of those only when you try to read someone else’s political analysis.

              • InscrutableJane
                InscrutableJane
                September 25, 2023 at 8:58 am | #

                This is extremely believable as terf brain-rot logic, quite impressive.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          September 25, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

          Oh yeah, Carol’s probably burning the bridge and salting the earth upon which it stood. I don’t see an obvious trigger like that for Linda, although I wouldn’t be surprised if one appears since it is a lot more dramatic and a lot more conclusive if the relationship breaks down explosively.

          Linda’s bad, but I feel like she’s not so bad (yet) that the desire to make it work when you’re older would go away. Admittedly, I’m bringing in my own biases here. I’ve been that kid visiting a distant grandparent and not picking up on the bad blood.

    • zee
      zee
      September 25, 2023 at 12:05 pm | #

      Shes gonna be the type of parent to see photos of her daughters wedding posted by a guest on Instagram and realize she hasn’t heard from her since graduation. Then try to go ape shit only to realize she’s been blocked on everything, and she doesn’t know where the hell sal lives

      Praying for this btw

  7. Prince Mech
    Prince Mech
    September 25, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Yeah, I think this is probably for the best for Sal, Linda (and Charles mostly by virtue of complicity) is a repeatedly toxic influence in her life and she really just.. Doesn’t need to put up with that. I’m glad she’s coming to that realization and continuing down the path of living for herself and not for Linda.

    …Just really hope this doesn’t end up with her deciding that her relationship with Danny was just something she did for Linda too because I think they have really good chemistry and it’d suck for that outburst yesterday (in comic time) to be prophetic.

    • TheLurkerAbove
      TheLurkerAbove
      September 25, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Yea, I hope she eventually goes no-contact with her parents and starts healing.

      How much is IU tuition fees? I wonder if she’ll be able to be independent from her parents’ financial support.

      • I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
        I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
        September 25, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

        Despite it’s many flaws, Sal could always apply to FAFSA to help out with tuition payment.

        • TheLurkerAbove
          TheLurkerAbove
          September 25, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

          I assume that’s some form of student aid. So she’ll just need to cover living expenses. I’d like to see Sal work (again) in some part-time job.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            September 25, 2023 at 8:08 am | #

            Always remember: in the US, “financial aid” means “student loans”.

            Student loans are not dischargeable in bankruptcy, either.

        • Cait
          Cait
          September 25, 2023 at 5:34 am | #

          FAFSA counts your parents’ income and assumes they will be helping pay for your education, even if they have no interest in doing so.

        • Mark
          Mark
          September 25, 2023 at 6:40 am | #

          Is it actually possible to apply to a college in the US without filling out the FAFSA application sooner or later? It’s certainly not possible without being urged to do so at least a thousand times.

          • cain
            cain
            September 25, 2023 at 7:22 am | #

            It is possible, yes. I don’t think paying for tuition is part of the application.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 25, 2023 at 8:11 am | #

        The cost of attending IU Bloomington for one year is about $25,000 for an Indiana resident, including room and board.

        https://admissions.indiana.edu/cost-financial-aid/index.html

    • Jerach
      Jerach
      September 25, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      I doubt she’d break things off with Danny. Sal’s smart enough, and has had enough time to really work through her shit, to realize that Danny is a person who actually just accepts her how she is rather than trying to impose some idea of how he wants her to be.

  8. elfroyalty
    elfroyalty
    September 25, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    y’know, i get on jennifer and lucy for being stuck in the high school mind set, but at least they aren’t like 40 years old and moms, my fuckin goodness linda.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:20 pm | #

      ppl do say some ppl never out grow high school but other than having a ‘cushy’ job where you’re an authority figure i’m surprised that kinda behavior wouldn’t be shut down by an acquaintance if not a random stranger who could humble them

      We need some kinda (anti) Karen revolution lol

  9. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    September 25, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Linda as cool as a cucumber… that fell off a truck in July… on a sidewalk in Kuwait and it broke in half.

    Great on Sal though walking away rather then reacting to Linda’s provocation is significant character growth.

    • Shorduie
      Shorduie
      September 25, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Agreed. Good for her.

  10. Shorduie
    Shorduie
    September 25, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    You know what, I dislike Charles now. He is not just being passive at this point, he either fears Linda or just doesnt care about Sal that much

    • Nono
      Nono
      September 25, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      He’s basically grown up Walky. Not surprising that his spine has trouble staying upright.

    • regina phalange
      regina phalange
      September 25, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

      He’s been like this the whole time. Despite how terrible Linda has been to Sal to her face, the only time we have ever seen Charles “go against” her was when he talked to Walky a couple strips ago about Amber. He’s completely comfortable signaling to his kids that they have support even if it isn’t from their mother, but we have never once seen him bother to do that for Sal. He’s also shown that he shares Linda’s opinion of Sal to a certain extent (when he was equally shocked that Sal showed up with Danny and not a tattooed punk rocker or whatever).

      I genuinely don’t get why people think he’s so much better and/or more redeemable than Linda toward Sal. Linda’s self-righteousness, stubbornness, and emotional reactions just make her attitude more obvious.

      • Mollyscribbles
        Mollyscribbles
        September 25, 2023 at 1:29 am | #

        two factors come into play here: 1) not being actively awful and mostly keeping quiet leaves some seeing the possibility that he’s thinking positive things he’s not voicing. 2) Hank had a similar dynamic with his wife at first and managed to pull ahead in the parent rankings.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          September 25, 2023 at 6:46 am | #

          I think the thing to remember with the Hank/Carol dynamic is that Hank normally did get to atleast speak and wasn’t afraid to argue with his wife(admittedly for patriarchal reasons but still) whereas Charles seems to think standing around saying nothing and never voicing an pposing opinion is an acceptable way to parent.

          • pig
            pig
            September 25, 2023 at 8:25 am | #

            I keep thinking Charles might be about to break ranks with Linda and being disappointed 🙁

            • Archieve
              Archieve
              September 25, 2023 at 9:23 pm | #

              I’m sure Sal can emphasize.

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      September 25, 2023 at 1:44 am | #

      Maybe; the conversation with Walky and this moment where he’s noticing things are weird seem like it’s setting up for me the moment where he’s starting to notice and prepare to point out that Linda is a tiger mom.

      • Tarnagh
        Tarnagh
        September 25, 2023 at 10:05 am | #

        This. I get the feeling that Charles is only just now beginning to really *See* how Linda interacts with their kids.

        I might be giving him the benefit of the doubt but I’m still hoping there’s a redemption arc of some sort for him. Something like Hank/Carol, maybe.

        And maybe it’s just wishful thinking. Sal & Walky deserve a parent that actively cares about them.

        • DashWallkick
          DashWallkick
          September 25, 2023 at 11:02 am | #

          It took Hank a very, very long time to realize Carol was a monster, I am willing to give Charles the benefit of the doubt that having the kids at college going through changes is starting to make him think about some things. Especially since he’s kind of letting her be the bad cop a lot of the time.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            September 25, 2023 at 2:41 pm | #

            I think Hank actually changed. He and Carol agreed on a lot in their Family Weekend appearance. It was him with the “Hitler was maybe partly Jewish” bit.
            He was just willing to listen to Joyce and learn from her.

        • foamy
          foamy
          September 25, 2023 at 3:32 pm | #

          I think it’s worth noting that Willis quite intentionally contrasted Charles and Linda’s reaction to Sal reminding ’em what she prefers to be called: Charles goes “of course, Sal” and Linda straight up didn’t bother acknowledging it and then kept right on going with “Sally”.

          So there’s an authorial intent to show the differences between ’em.

          • DashWallkick
            DashWallkick
            September 25, 2023 at 4:41 pm | #

            I want to believe so too. And I just looked at the time when Linda said “it’s proof we did right by her.” He looks genuinely pained.

            I really feel like Charles is starting to realize that Linda’s bad cop routine is pushing his kids away and all her good intentions are just pissing in the wind.

        • Mark
          Mark
          September 25, 2023 at 7:31 pm | #

          I’m hoping that Charles’ last-straw moment will lead to him taking charge rather than taking a hike. The thing about wanting peace is that occasionally you have to take it. I really hope this. I want to hear his command voice.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:21 pm | #

      He probably doesn’t see it as an issue since sal hasn’t done anything as “bad” as robbing any more convenience stores even if she got into some fights here and there

      Or he secretly agrees with Linda at the back of his head b/c from their point of view, shippnig her off to a catholic boarding school “worked”

  11. Nono
    Nono
    September 25, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Like I said yesterday, Linda sure has shades of Jennifer.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 25, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      Of the three she probably has the least in common with Walky and the most with Sal, and it’s interesting that the favouritism is inversely correlated like that.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 25, 2023 at 8:14 am | #

        I think she sees a lot of herself in Sal, and buckles down harder on her for it.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      September 25, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

      It perplexes me that Jennifer acknowledges Linda’s racism and yet acts like it’s the cost of wanting to be popular.

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 25, 2023 at 4:17 pm | #

        Jennifer thinks that you should be popular at all costs, lest you perish from lack of attention. So is it really that odd that she’d ignore some stuff to stay in good with the parental figures that give her attention?

  12. quark
    quark
    September 25, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    “of COURSE you would dare to be correct about things.”

  13. Taffy
    Taffy
    September 25, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    People like Linda deserve to be constantly walked away from, in every possible circumstance. Conversations with family, grocery shopping, eating at a restaurant, Uber rides, job interviews, medical care, just make it impossible for them to do anything whatsoever if they can’t be chill for the duration.

  14. Nono
    Nono
    September 25, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Alternative panel 3 Sal response: ‘okay, today’s villainous trait is… racist.’

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 25, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      Nah, Sal made the best choice by walking away, really.

      It’s not a debate, there’s not magical sequence of words that will make Linda’s racism vanish. A “discussion” with her is nothing more than a display of HER dominance.

      The ass-wad presents a white supremacist game where the stakes are attention, the players are white-passing young adults, the weapons are words, and respect for minorities are bargaining tokens. She is checking whether or not Sal is gonna submit to that game structure. The only winning move is NOT to play.

      • Aurora
        Aurora
        September 25, 2023 at 7:10 am | #

        Just a quick aside: Sal is not white-passing. Passing is a verb, an action, and it requires that you not acknowledge any BIPOC ancestry you have, because you are literally trying to pass yourself off as white. Sal actively does not do this. I know the trend is to call a lot of mixed people “white-passing” to indicate their skin color, but as a mixed person, I promise that “mixed” is complicated enough without using a term that basically says we all want to be white.

        • Nono
          Nono
          September 25, 2023 at 1:01 pm | #

          I’m hoping that’s not just an argument based on grammar? Because ‘white-passing’ can very much be a passive effect, and it’s not always just skin colour.

          If you want to get real grammatical about it, ‘white-passing’ is being used as an adjective. It’s like saying something is ‘green-looking’. Looking is an action, but green-looking is an adjective, because it is an adjective that depicts what the result is (green) when you perform the action (looking).

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            September 25, 2023 at 5:19 pm | #

            YUP. Hence the excellent detail in this strip where Sal suddenly changes her accent in the third strip. She giving up on passing white, giving up on her mom, and shifting focus on her own self-respect as a strong, independent woman of color.

        • Mr D
          Mr D
          September 25, 2023 at 3:16 pm | #

          Yeah, hi, mixed person here who has been confused for white without trying to do jack shit in my life about it, please get off my case

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            September 25, 2023 at 3:17 pm | #

            White isn’t even in my mixedness!

  15. The Oracle
    The Oracle
    September 25, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Sal is putting up a lot of red flags, leaving a situation in which she’s treated poorly. She’s the real abuser, here.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 25, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      Trying your hand at making Imitation Taffy again? :p

      • The Oracle
        The Oracle
        September 25, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

        It’s getting a little insulting to be repeatedly compared to them. I exist separately and post my own thoughts, and it’s a little dehumanizing to just be “imitation Taffy” for reasons I can’t even figure out.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          September 25, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

          I’m sorry, I was just trying to continue puns related to cooking mama as well as referencing their style of deadpan I like, didn’t mean for you to feel that way. 🙁

          • The Oracle
            The Oracle
            September 25, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

            Don’t worry about it. I’m just dealing with some brain shit and I guess it has me a little grumpier than usual.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              September 25, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

              Brain shit? Are you neurodivergent as well, or do you mean something different?

              Either way, it must suck, sorry you dealin with that bruh 😔

              • The Oracle
                The Oracle
                September 25, 2023 at 12:56 am | #

                More like I’ve been forgetting things. Losing time. Suddenly not remembering where I’m at or how I got there. It’s been disorienting and I’m sorry if I’ve been more of a dick than usual.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  September 25, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

                  Depending on whether those just started coming on suddenly or whether they’ve come up in your life before, it might be worth looking into (maybe even seeing a doctor if they get more serious), those might be symptoms of ADHD or similar, who knows. Either way, take it easy, kay? 🥲

                • Uly
                  Uly
                  September 25, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

                  If this is a new symptom, that’s a bit worrying.

                • The Oracle
                  The Oracle
                  September 25, 2023 at 1:19 am | #

                  Why would it be worrying? A few hours of memory loss a week doesn’t seem so bad in the big picture.

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  September 25, 2023 at 2:29 am | #

                  Talk to Laura about it next time they come around here, they deal with TBI and several other neurodivergences and might even point you to a few resources to find out what’s happening.

                • Bogeywoman
                  Bogeywoman
                  September 25, 2023 at 2:46 am | #

                  I would send you some dopamine and serotonin if I could. I’ve had similar issues I understood to be dissociation (not sure if it was related to depression, PTSD, AuDHD combo, or none of the above). Definitely worth tracking it, or talking it through with a head-med person. It can mess with you.

                  Note: apologies for unsolicited advice, just wanted to send not-alone vibes

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 25, 2023 at 8:29 am | #

                  Hi buddies,

                  NG, thanks for the halloo. 🙂

                  Oracle, I’m sorry you’ve been feeling disoriented and irritated. I hope things work out for you soon.

                  I would recommend talking with a doctor about the losing time. Many possible sources of it, which I’m not qualified to speculate on. Some are as simple as absent-mindedness or preoccupation. Others could definitely be more serious. Or it could be something easy to fix.

                  I hope things work out for you OK!

                  Take good care, Oracle.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 25, 2023 at 8:31 am | #

                  Oops! Sorry, NG. D’OH! *Facepalm*

                  I meant “pals,” not “buddies”. (NG, I know you have trouble with that other word I used. My apologies! Speaking of forgetting… :-/ )

                • pig
                  pig
                  September 25, 2023 at 8:32 am | #

                  That level of memory loss can be a symptom of epilepsy/seizures or other serious issues in the brain. Getting in to see a doctor can be difficult but it would probably be good to be checked for severe problems.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 25, 2023 at 8:57 am | #

                  NG, to apologize for my word slip, here is a delicious caramel recipe:

                  https://www.craftsy.com/post/salted-caramel-variations/

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  September 25, 2023 at 4:06 pm | #

                  Awe no worries Laura, happens to the best of us, thanks for apologies and delicious caramel recipe! 😋😊

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 25, 2023 at 4:41 pm | #

                  Thank you for understanding, NG.

                  In case anyone would like some soothing music, here’s a little jazzy chillhop to relax and focus to:

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yx6BWlEVcY

                  I dunno if anyone else is having a hard day, but if you are, you’re not alone.

                  On the plus side: I had guacamole toast with fried eggs and cheese for breakfast! Yummers! ;-9

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  September 25, 2023 at 5:33 pm | #

                  Awe damn that sounds good.

                  In a bit imma have an early dinner, gonna fashion ground turkey, red sauce, salsa roja, onions and ketchup into a neat ample meat sauce on account i forgot to eat all day

                  autistic hyperfocus where i implemented Ratchet and Clank style rope swings for a platformer game for a code commission, worth it! 😊

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  October 1, 2023 at 1:19 pm | #

                  Hej folx,

                  I dunno whether y’all are looking at this old thread or not, but I’ve been thinking a lot about what Oracle said about episodes of missing time. It’s like, where are the lines between daydreaming / flow state / being lost in thought / losing track of time / spacing out / dissociation / intrusive thoughts & images / absence seizures / fugue states / catatonic episodes / withdrawal…

                  … like, it’s all just “missing time”. It’s all just “being somewhere else”.

                  I’ve been dealing with that a lot, recently. Like, a whole hour will go by and I won’t even notice it: I’ll just notice that the clock has changed.

                  Anyway, I stumbled across these 2 websites, which I’m exploring: maybe they might be useful to others as well?

                  https://timeular.com/blog/losing-track-time/

                  and this one (TW for child/education setting):

                  https://autismteachingstrategies.com/uncategorized/autism-and-fantasy-understanding-appreciating-and-helping-young-people-on-the-autism-spectrum-with-their-fantasy-worlds-worksheets-game-illustrated-social-story/

                  I apologize — I know that references to childhood and schools can be very triggering to some.
                  It’s just that, sometimes, I feel affected by these absences the way I used to when I was a kid. Like large chunks of time and memory are just MISSING from my day, with no real recollection of what was going on out in objective reality.
                  So, sometimes, talking to my brain lovingly and tenderly, as if it were a kid itself, or a wiggly impatient puppy dog… sometimes that helps me. So the drawings and such in the “education resources” page are useful to me.

                  …Anyway, dunno if anyone else is checking this old page, but if they are, here ya go!

    • Jaime
      Jaime
      September 25, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      I sincerely hope that you’re using confusing pronouns and not saying that Sal is the abuser! It’s been made pretty clear that her parents (especially her mother) are racist, sexist, and maybe classist. I can’t blame Sal AT ALL for noping out of this.

      As an example, my Mom really adores my long-term partner. (I have to note that we are all white and I am well aware that I will never be able to fully understand the experience of people of colour, so my viewpoint is limited.). Mom loves being around when Partner is around because they get along very well and he adores her too! BUT oftentimes when I visit Mom I don’t come to visit with Partner (we’ve both got weird work schedules). While Mom is always happy to see Partner, she has NEVER once been upset that it was “only” me visiting. I’m her daughter and she always makes me feel welcome and loved. <3

      This is why Mom is a good parent and Linda is NOT. Sal is the one being abused here.

      • The Oracle
        The Oracle
        September 25, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

        Maybe I should have waited a few days before I tried to make a joke by dropping a completely ridiculous hot take that had no basis in reality. Good Lord.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          September 25, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

          😮 Ya feeling alright bruh? If you feeling more stressed than usual lately, it might be good to take a break from this place for a few days if ya feel like it’d help.

        • Jaime
          Jaime
          September 25, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

          I did not read your comment as a joke; I sometimes have a hard time figuring out sarcasm and humour online. I am sorry that I did not realize it was a “hot take” and a joke.

        • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          LiterallyJustSomeGuy
          September 25, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

          I got the joke and found it funny! That said, as much as you might not like it, adding a /s or a /sarcasm at the end can be very helpful. Unfortunately, in my experience, there is no level of “completely ridiculous” that could not plausibly be someone’s beliefs.

          • clif
            clif
            September 25, 2023 at 11:43 am | #

            I completely agree with everything you just said, except for the word ‘unfortunately. ‘

        • pig
          pig
          September 25, 2023 at 8:34 am | #

          Fwiw I thought it was obviously sarcasm.

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          September 25, 2023 at 11:19 am | #

          Yeah, even if I didn’t think it was funny (which is just a personal preference), I thought it was obviously enough a joke. Yesterday’s…not so much, when the context made it more important to be clear on that. But, can’t win with everyone.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        September 25, 2023 at 8:17 am | #

        Hook, line, sinker, and half the rod.

    • Mark
      Mark
      September 25, 2023 at 6:45 am | #

      Pray, elaborate.

      • The Oracle
        The Oracle
        September 25, 2023 at 12:57 pm | #

        No.

  16. brumagem
    brumagem
    September 25, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Linda you’re so close to a breakthrough, you can’t possibly be this thick

    • Jaime
      Jaime
      September 25, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

      I’ve got my fingers crossed that this is a learning experience for her! I often describe myself as a “bleeding-heart, rose-coloured glasses, romantic liberal” because I WANT to believe that people can change. I WANT to believe that there is some good in everyone. I WANT to believe that, ultimately, compassion and empathy and goodness will prevail.

      But that’s been a diificult belief for me to maintain since 2016 – I just don’t know anymore. I’m not even sure, for people like Linda, that is about being “thick” – i.e., if I read your comment correctly, not understanding – as it is about just not CARING. 🙁

      • Bogeywoman
        Bogeywoman
        September 25, 2023 at 2:57 am | #

        “The only lasting truth is change” – Octavia Butler

        I would recite the entire earthseed chronicals if I could but found one quote that fit the strip today peeeerfectly.
        ”
        A tree Cannot grow In its parents’ shadows.”

      • PirateTawnee
        PirateTawnee
        September 25, 2023 at 4:11 am | #

        “I don’t know how to explain to you why you should care about other people” is one of those quotes that only the people who *don’t* need to hear it understand I guess.

      • Mark
        Mark
        September 25, 2023 at 6:52 am | #

        Does it help if I say you’re not alone, in wanting to believe that people can improve? Whether they see the need, or not. Whether they believe it, or not. Whether they work for it, or not.

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 25, 2023 at 10:22 am | #

        My way of thinking about it is that anyone can change for the better, but they have to be willing to listen when the call comes.

        Not everyone will and you have to learn when to let the hope go and stop torturing yourself holding onto people that want to stay how they are.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      September 25, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      It’s pretty clear that all the bad guys in this strip aren’t getting redemption.

      • The Oracle
        The Oracle
        September 25, 2023 at 1:03 am | #

        “Redemption is a story (if you’ve reproduced)”

        • Jaime
          Jaime
          September 25, 2023 at 1:29 am | #

          Eh?

          • The Oracle
            The Oracle
            September 25, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

            I’m adding to that really stupid thing Tall Rachel said to Ruth, applying the concept of “Redemption is a story” specifically to parents, as a way of building on what Bryy said.

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        September 25, 2023 at 1:30 am | #

        Mike did.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          September 25, 2023 at 1:35 am | #

          died*

          • Bruno
            Bruno
            September 25, 2023 at 2:20 am | #

            Nice

            • clif
              clif
              September 25, 2023 at 11:48 am | #

              Mike?

        • Bryy
          Bryy
          September 25, 2023 at 5:42 pm | #

          Mike wasn’t a bad guy.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 25, 2023 at 8:20 am | #

      It’s the narcissism. The closer to an epiphany they get, the tougher their denial armor fights back.

      Kind of like that game where you have to shoot a space station with rings of shields around it, and when you destroy a ring they regenerate.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:24 pm | #

      Well, Joyce’s mom is (seemingly?) older and just as stubborn, if not more so, and she doesn’t seem to be turning over a new leaf even after her husband literally leaving her

      Unfortunately some ppl refuse to change

      https://media.tenor.com/n8HCtKrAtk8AAAAC/what-we-do-in-the-shadows-wwdits.gif Sal should outlive her outta spite just for this lol

  17. EAG46
    EAG46
    September 25, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Hooray for Sal! 🙂 Now keep on walking, honey. Don’t look back.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 25, 2023 at 8:21 am | #

      Cool antiheroes don’t look back at explosions.

    • Laura
      Laura
      September 25, 2023 at 8:41 am | #

      As the song goes:

      “Shake off the dust from under your feet.
      Keep on walking, baby. Leave them behind.”

  18. I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
    I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
    September 25, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    Goddamn, that’s harsh. Petition for the arc after this one being nothing but Sal being pampered and uplifted for a few strips in a row.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:25 pm | #

      Next arc is just her and Danny f*cking as the next slipshine 8D;

  19. Hmrc4evr
    Hmrc4evr
    September 25, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    With all due respect to the ladies in the discussion-

    Linda is a bongo and needs to shut her trap.

    • june gloom
      june gloom
      September 25, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      Speaking as a lady, I want to see her do a header into a vat of farm slurry. I’ve seen too many n!moms like her.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 25, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      Yeah, she’s a real chatty broad. Why, if I were there, I’d cuff ‘er ’round the ear so hard, the dizzy skirt’d fall through the floorboards. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go smoke a dozen cigarettes and marvel at the concept of television while I listen to the latest Sinatra tune.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        September 25, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

        (In case anyone is unfamiliar with stereotypes about 50s-adjacent behavior, I was doing a bit.)

      • milu
        milu
        September 25, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        Flawless dude impression 😌

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          September 25, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

          Thanks! I thought I was one for 26 years, so I feel like I have a small amount of insight into that state of mind.

          • morleuca
            morleuca
            September 25, 2023 at 4:08 am | #

            This right here is why we need upvotes

      • zee
        zee
        September 25, 2023 at 12:22 pm | #

        I read that in clone high JFKs voice and I want you to know that. It fit perfectly

  20. StClair
    StClair
    September 25, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

    Panel 6:

    “Not another one!”
    “No. The last one.”

  21. fireprincesslily
    fireprincesslily
    September 25, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

    Honestly I’m really proud of Sal walking away from Linda at this point. She got the confirmation she needed, and that’s honestly the last thing Linda could give her.

    I don’t think Walky is going to that Lunch either, which good for Lucy.

    • clif
      clif
      September 25, 2023 at 11:51 am | #

      Lucy shows up by herself. That would be fun.

  22. Kravis
    Kravis
    September 25, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    “I Ain’t Marching Anymore” starts playing on the hacked musak.

  23. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 25, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    I’m hoping against hope Charles might be catching on but I’m not sure he will.

    I have no hope for Linda.

    • AGV
      AGV
      September 25, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

      Charles will be one of those parents who will call in advance of each holiday to try to get his estranged kid to come celebrate completely ignoring the reason why they haven’t come back

    • sakamism
      sakamism
      September 25, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

      I hope so too, Charles has always seemed like more of an enabler and unconsciously biased against Sal rather than the total dickwad that is Linda.

      Although, just thinking from a narrative perspective, we already have the dynamic of “mother is a demon, father is sorta shitty but putting in effort to be a better person” with Joyce’s parents, so it would be redundant to do it again.

      • Sam
        Sam
        September 25, 2023 at 9:19 am | #

        Yeah, the fact Hank learned his lesson and walked away from his marriage, makes it unlikely Charles will do the same. He’ll feel genuinely bad he doesn’t see his kids much, if at all, but he has chosen peace with Linda over them so many times, the kids know he will never choose their side over avoiding being in conflict with her.

        He’s one of those ‘says he loves you with words, but never with actions’ types of parents. Where you know they care but they choose X, Y or Z over you time and time again, so you know they’re not safe to rely on.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:27 pm | #

      I’d hope he’d be reasonable

      But maybe he stays out of it b/c he’s also exhausted/numbs/he’s never ‘succeeded’ in too long of a temporary truce any times he has gotten involved in the past

  24. Nathan
    Nathan
    September 25, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    Poor Sal. 🙁

    • clif
      clif
      September 25, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

      And now Linda is in a great mood for when Walky and his companion arrive.

      Poor Lucy.

      • Tarnagh
        Tarnagh
        September 25, 2023 at 10:13 am | #

        OMG is that still happening, too? After this, Poor Lucy, indeed! 🙁

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          September 25, 2023 at 9:33 pm | #

          Mind you, Sal just confirmed that everything about last night was fake including Linda valuing her input on Lucy so maybe it’s better long term for Lucy to see Linda unmasked without the fake acceptance and for Walky to realize he can’t really change his mother’s mind with sitcom schemes.

      • Angel
        Angel
        September 25, 2023 at 11:29 pm | #

        Hopefully lucy will be fine, depends on how she acted but hopefully linda remembers amber in comparison, or she’ll realize “booster was right, i can do better” b/c even without potential parental drama i don’t think walky’s as “into” lucy as the other way around, at least hesitating around having sex

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:27 pm | #

      Great icon lol

      And yeah at least she has danny and a few friends. maybe she’ll have a heart to heart with joyce later since hse’d understand

  25. ian livs
    ian livs
    September 25, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

    Having a parent like this is truly exhausting. I’m glad Sal is saving herself the effort and walking away from this situation.

  26. Just an Armadillo
    Just an Armadillo
    September 25, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    You might be feeling not too great right now Sal, but you are going to look back on this moment and this realization as one of the best, most important things that’s ever happened to you.

  27. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 25, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    Okay yeah Linda really is just Billie Senior, isn’t she

  28. Star Ringer
    Star Ringer
    September 25, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

    “…Mama.

    You are NEVER gonna meet mah children, whatever that implies.

    Deal with that now, n’stead’a later.”

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:32 pm | #

      Did sal ever have a kid in any other iteration of willis’ stories? no disrespect to her or anyone similar but i can’t rly imagine sal having kids even if she does eventually ‘settle’ down and marry danny or someone else (tho “refusing to give me grandchildren” could also be seen as another “stand” lol)

  29. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    September 25, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

    Way to go, Sal.

  30. Vukodlak
    Vukodlak
    September 25, 2023 at 12:36 am | #

    And that kids is why we have no contact with grandma and grandpa

  31. William
    William
    September 25, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    I’m glad to see that Sal’s coming to terms that her mother’s a horrible person and there’s no winning. When the game’s rigged, it’s best to just walk away.

  32. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    September 25, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

    Hopefully this leads to Charles leaving Linda

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 25, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

      That would require him to become vertebrate.

    • Mr. Random
      Mr. Random
      September 25, 2023 at 1:53 am | #

      Honestly, I’m of the opinion that he KNOWS of Linda’s… issue.
      And he’s been both avoiding it and trying to ineffectually help her for a long time.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:35 pm | #

      well, we can’t say it’s 100% impossible, but if it didn’t happen when linda literally shipped sal away to a boarding school, i don’t think it’d happen now

  33. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    September 25, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

    I was hoping for, “Yesterday was a good day. I hoped today could be, too.” I doubt Linda’s reaction would change significantly, though.

    I’m still holding out hope for Charles trying to make amends. He has, at least, referred to Sal as “Sal,” shown that “I’m sorry” is in his vocabulary, and maybe somewhat recognized that the “fight” feels off.

  34. Gojira007
    Gojira007
    September 25, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

    Linda: I am winning this Contest of Emotional Trauma with my daughter, something that is both Normal to want and possible to achieve!

  35. AGV
    AGV
    September 25, 2023 at 12:54 am | #

    I doubt you’ll get anything from her anymore, Linda

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 25, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      tfw ur squeaky toy don’t squeak no more

  36. Kitschensyngk
    Kitschensyngk
    September 25, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    Burn that bridge, Sal.

    Park a gasoline truck on that brigde and BURN IT.

  37. Teddae
    Teddae
    September 25, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

    I think I hate Charles more than Linda. Only by a margin.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      September 25, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

      I mean, being totally fair, if Charles were going to say something, now is obviously a bad time.

    • Bash
      Bash
      September 25, 2023 at 3:02 am | #

      Because he doesn’t get involved or try to stop Linda?

      • Pseudowolf
        Pseudowolf
        September 25, 2023 at 1:18 pm | #

        Because it seems like he has NEVER gotten involved or tried to stop Linda. He is endorsing her treatment of Sal either knowingly or is actually too blind to see what she is doing.
        He’s just as abusive as she is.

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          September 25, 2023 at 3:54 pm | #

          Charles didn’t say a single word when Linda stole Sal’s money. He’s gone.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            September 25, 2023 at 4:25 pm | #

            He’s in the sunken place 😭

  38. Samniel
    Samniel
    September 25, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

    You got that wrong, Charles. It wasn’t a fight, it was a test. And you both failed.

  39. Bruno
    Bruno
    September 25, 2023 at 1:32 am | #

    If you don’t hate your children it’s actually cool when they outgrow your manipulations.

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      September 25, 2023 at 6:35 am | #

      I have a collection of insane emails from my dad that argue otherwise.

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        September 25, 2023 at 11:26 am | #

        Sounds like a you problem.

        • Nicoleandmaggie
          Nicoleandmaggie
          September 25, 2023 at 7:22 pm | #

          Ok, first off, rude.

          Secondly I misread this morning and didn’t see the “don’t.”
          I don’t really see how my response makes any sense as a response without the misreading. The insult also makes no sense.

          • Bruno
            Bruno
            September 26, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

            Aw, sorry. Little bit of orphan humour on my end.

  40. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    September 25, 2023 at 1:42 am | #

    Sal has actually grown up and given up even trying to get through to Linda, and of course that just pisses Linda off more because it’s more valuable for her to control her kids than to have the moral high ground. How is she getting *worse*

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 25, 2023 at 1:48 am | #

      Linda the type of motherfucker to go to a Chinese restaurant and order the Pollo loco, get mad when they tell her that’s not a menu item, demand they make it anyway, and when they accommodate her unreasonable demands, she complains it’s not as good as the one at the Mexican place down the road.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        September 25, 2023 at 1:55 am | #

        “What the fuck is this?”
        “A double hamburger.”
        “I ordered a double cheeseburger with no cheese.”
        “Yeah, they’re dressed the same. The only difference is the cheese.”
        “That’s not what [Name belonging to no employee of the restaurant, past or present] told me last week.”
        And then come to find out she’s never eaten at that restaurant before, she’s thinking of one with a completely different name that’s six towns over and the last time she ate there, she was 16 and had ordered a promotional item that didn’t even resemble a double hamburger. But she’s still right.

        • Devin
          Devin
          September 25, 2023 at 2:35 am | #

          Moms and customers are always right, and since Linda stole received money from Sal that was originally earmarked for Marcie’s surgery, she can be both at the same time, achieving previously unachieved levels of being right!

          That’s how that works, right?

          • Devin
            Devin
            September 25, 2023 at 2:36 am | #

            Dang it, I’m usually so good with the html. Just completely forgot to close that tag.

            • Firseal
              Firseal
              September 25, 2023 at 6:31 am | #

              Actually, I read that as both subtle and cutting critique of Linda by use of the crossout to show where she checks out of the conversation because she stopped being told she’s right.

              • Devin
                Devin
                September 25, 2023 at 4:48 pm | #

                Ooooh I like that. I’ll take it!

  41. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    September 25, 2023 at 2:34 am | #

    OK, saddest part is: grey-stonning Linda won’t make her stop her to be toxic. It’s only will repulse her for a while and making her more angry and stupid.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      September 25, 2023 at 6:55 am | #

      Yet its the best thing Sal can do for herself right now, avoiding picking fights that will only escalate the tension and cause Sal more emotional grief, keeping her head down, and calmly planning her life in her parents absence is the only somewhat healthy option with a parent like Linda.

  42. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    September 25, 2023 at 3:00 am | #

    *whispers*
    My lazy edit alt ending came truuueeeee
    https://imgur.com/gallery/PYXZ6E8

    • Professional asexual
      Professional asexual
      September 25, 2023 at 5:17 am | #

      Oki doke 😭

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      September 26, 2023 at 3:14 pm | #

      You were only off by 2 days!

  43. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    September 25, 2023 at 3:44 am | #

    Sal doesn’t care about her mother’s approval anymore and that is worrying Linda.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 25, 2023 at 8:46 am | #

      Of course it worries her, that’s all her leverage!

  44. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    September 25, 2023 at 4:03 am | #

    Which character in this comic was calling everyone “Fakey”? because I think we found a real fake.

    • PirateTawnee
      PirateTawnee
      September 25, 2023 at 4:19 am | #

      Malaya, but she has also wondered if she’s also fakey, so there’s a lot to unpack there.

      I miss her, I’d like her to get an arc.

      • Pergola
        Pergola
        September 25, 2023 at 1:33 pm | #

        After using Joe to affirm her femininity, she started wearing a binder to look more boyish. So, yes.

  45. JoeCovenant
    JoeCovenant
    September 25, 2023 at 4:37 am | #

    How does Sal keep her neck stable under the weight of all that hair!!?

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      September 25, 2023 at 6:25 am | #

      Her spine gets a lot of exercise.

  46. Professional asexual
    Professional asexual
    September 25, 2023 at 5:16 am | #

    ”Sal and Walky’s father Charles” rhymes with ”spineless secondary abuser” if you squint hard enough

    • MirageOasis
      MirageOasis
      September 25, 2023 at 8:01 am | #

      It also scans to the TMNT theme!

  47. Just_idd
    Just_idd
    September 25, 2023 at 5:18 am | #

    That point you realize that fighting with the idiot isn’t worth your time or stress. its sad when it happens with a parrent…then 20 years later they write you out of the will. Ask me how I know…actually don’t, that’s still wasting too much time on them.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      September 25, 2023 at 5:30 am | #

      You also get kids/siblings who suck up to an aging/ailing parent with the sole intention of getting them to rewrite their will into a favourable division for themselves. Don’t ask me how I know. *wry, but weary smile*

  48. Amelie Wikström
    Amelie Wikström
    September 25, 2023 at 5:19 am | #

    Amazing, she understands that her daughter has problems with how she acts towards her deeply enough to realize she has been set up on some completely intuitive level even though she doesn’t respect her enough to try and form the slightest conscious thought about what those problems may be.

    • Pseudowolf
      Pseudowolf
      September 25, 2023 at 1:17 pm | #

      Well, her thinking Sal has “set her up” somehow is already the problem. Linda never does anything wrong, in her mind.

      Sal literally just let Linda talk. And decided that she doesn’t want to deal with either of them anymore.

  49. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    September 25, 2023 at 5:23 am | #

    Finally here it is! The magical moment in which months of being Malaya’s roommate led Sal to share her disguste for fake persons and the decision to not tolerate them. But unlike Malaya, Sal reacts with more maturity and walks away without sarcasm and much, sincere, sadness. It’s not a decision that makes you happy, but it’s necessary.

  50. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    September 25, 2023 at 7:13 am | #

    sigh.

  51. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    September 25, 2023 at 7:24 am | #

    Charle: “:Linda, Sal is also trying to steal being the silent one. Are you gonna let that happen?”

    • Mark
      Mark
      September 25, 2023 at 7:42 pm | #

      🙂

  52. Plaaaaaa
    Plaaaaaa
    September 25, 2023 at 7:32 am | #

    Are the frizzies going to be allowed to stay for good?

    • Pergola
      Pergola
      September 25, 2023 at 1:37 pm | #

      Frizzies may rule!

  53. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    September 25, 2023 at 7:56 am | #

    You see that back Linda? Burn it into your memory cause that will be one of the last few memories of your daughter you’ll have after she cuts you out of her life.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 25, 2023 at 8:00 am | #

      The best thing Sal can do for herself is to go no-contact after she graduates.

      • Devin
        Devin
        September 25, 2023 at 4:49 pm | #

        Or before, if she can work out a way to pay tuition without them.

      • Angel
        Angel
        September 25, 2023 at 11:40 pm | #

        As long as she doesn’t become some unhinged stalker, i don’t think sal is the type to necessarily hide even if she does ‘run’ and leave but depending on how extreme it gets i wouldn’t be surprised if some ppl have changed their names/images/etc to get away from their family/life etc

  54. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    September 25, 2023 at 7:58 am | #

    Eugh, I HATE when people use ‘being the calm one’ to win an argument. My aunt did that shit to me, I was the one ‘in the wrong’ because I was upset and calling her a bongo, and she was ‘in the right’ because “she wasn’t calling anyone any names” despite the fact that the behavior I was calling her a bongo over was her snapping pictures of my mom(and HER SISTER)’s dead body behind my back. Remember guys, you can do whatever action you want so long as you don’t call anyone any mean names.

    Charles, please get a clue and stand up for your daughter.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      September 25, 2023 at 8:08 am | #

      But if you’re emotionally invested in the thing you’re arguing it’s possible that you could make a less than logical argument, and other such rules that people vaguely remember from debate club.

    • Big Z
      Big Z
      September 25, 2023 at 9:21 am | #

      Remember, kids! Having the nicest suit and the most decorum is OBVIOUSLY more important than, y’know, having a solid logical or moral argument.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        September 25, 2023 at 10:34 am | #

        The problem is that it often is more important.
        In the sense that you will fail to persuade people. It sucks that it works that way, but we are often not rational creatures.

        • Masumi
          Masumi
          September 25, 2023 at 12:53 pm | #

          Does it still generally work that way? At least for me, seeing a suit on a lot of circumstances makes me go “eek someone is trying to sell me something, let’s get outta here”.

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 25, 2023 at 10:31 am | #

      It is absolutely one of the common ‘types’ of abusers to play the ‘I am a serene person who can do no wrong, viciously being attacked by a hysterical person’ where being calm is used to define the ‘winner’ even if there is no justifiable argument for what they said or did that upset you and them playing the ‘but I’m not shouting’ card just infuriates you further.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      September 25, 2023 at 1:53 pm | #

      I feel like it’s all about being “competent”. Evolution conditioned us to follow the person who looks like they know what they are doing. A calm person who seems in control of the situation seems more preferable to someone who is obviously breaking down.

      • eskimolos
        eskimolos
        September 25, 2023 at 2:26 pm | #

        as someone who breaks down under no pressure but tends to work life like a tetris master when the chips are down, I’m extremely aware of how people’s preconceived notions assume the person with the chillest demeanor must be the most reasonable and believable.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:44 pm | #

      being emotional is normal and being part of humanity and shouldn’t be seen as the ‘weaker’ side unless the emotion manifests into anger and just emotionally/physically lash out

      I mean you shouldn’t but conversely you could call someone else a sociopath for being emotionless/robotic in arguments but there’s def something ‘wrong ‘with someone who constantly intitates fights

  55. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    September 25, 2023 at 8:01 am | #

    The Sky Beam on top of the Luxor in Vegas has nothing on Linda’s projection.

  56. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    September 25, 2023 at 8:51 am | #

    Eh, at this point, she’s a cartoon and I’ve accepted it.

    I’m always on the side of cutting the cord and going no contact, so for once I’ll be a one saying: heck yeah, Sal

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 25, 2023 at 11:45 pm | #

      That is how al ot of ppl would handle it tho idk how realistic it is if she’s still in college and they’re presumably paying for college (other than driving her bike and possibly doing deliveries would she be able to have time/energy to do a part time job outside of studies tho?) Be too much of an ex machina even as a joke but too bad carla can’t give everyone a full tuition/free ride scholarship lol

  57. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    September 25, 2023 at 8:51 am | #

    Eh, at this point, she’s a cartoon and I’ve accepted it.

    I’m always on the side of cutting the cord and going no contact, so for once I’ll be a one saying: heck yeah, Sal

    • sdrainbow
      sdrainbow
      September 25, 2023 at 8:51 am | #

      huh. genuinely do not know why this posted twice. my apologies to anyone this inconveniences.

  58. Buli-Buli
    Buli-Buli
    September 25, 2023 at 9:06 am | #

    The messed up thing is that Linda is correct in so far that this is a test Sal sprung on her.
    And by reacting to the test she failed.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      September 25, 2023 at 9:30 am | #

      Is it a test though since Sal didn’t intend it to be so? She basically failed basic common sense and courtesy.

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        September 25, 2023 at 11:28 am | #

        She didn’t intend it to be a test only insofar as the term test implies a realistic chance of passing.

    • Yeet
      Yeet
      September 25, 2023 at 10:28 am | #

      nah the messed up thing is that this has apparently happened enough for linda to recognise it and she still can’t clear the bar of “not actively being a dick”

    • Sam
      Sam
      September 25, 2023 at 10:47 am | #

      It’s not really a test in the sense of trying to prove something though like Linda suggests.

      It’s more of a test in the sense of poking a dead body with a stick to see if it is alive and not only is it alive, it argues with you about how you made it be alive and you’re a bad person.

      The stick in this metaphor being ‘Sal’s presence alone without Danny’ and the dead body being ‘Linda’s racism and horrible behaviour towards her daughter’.

    • Alongcameaspider
      Alongcameaspider
      September 25, 2023 at 12:06 pm | #

      Literally all Sal did was show up without her boyfriend, maybe he has class now, or needed to study for exams, or any number of completely normal reasons a college student wouldn’t be available at any given moment

      Any test exists entirely in Linda’s mind

    • Chubsius
      Chubsius
      September 25, 2023 at 5:06 pm | #

      Sal wasn’t testing Linda. She doesn’t need to. She knows how her mom is; she’s seen it all before. What Sal didn’t know was her own feelings. Dinner last night left her confused, did she even want her parent’s affection? Was that even affection at all? She was kind of walking around in a daze. She came today to try and understand how she felt. If they continued to show her love, what would that feel like? Would it even feel good? Or bad? But Linda is all too eager to fight and then cry victim. Sal tries to give her chances to back down, but Linda can’t see them. She can’t see that her daughter is sad, not angry. Sal is maybe moving from hating her parents, to being done with them. There’s a difference.

      It might seem a bit like semantics at first, but I think it’s truly important for understanding the motivations of the characters and their mindset.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      September 25, 2023 at 7:17 pm | #

      Giving Linda a test, giving Linda another chance. Two ways to say the same thing, with different tones.

  59. Yeet
    Yeet
    September 25, 2023 at 9:17 am | #

    Once again, fuck you linda
    This is how it is with parents who only ever gave a shit about looking like a good parent and not being one
    Can’t “lose” to your kids that you “own” or you look bad I guess
    meet me in the pit linda

  60. Oatmeal Pie
    Oatmeal Pie
    September 25, 2023 at 9:33 am | #

    Ugh, I was going to say that the whole “terrible mom and useless passive dad combo” seems to have become a trope but then I remembered that it’s happened about twice so it’s not really a trope yet, I guess.

    I will say that it’d be great if just ONCE maybe a mom on this strip can get the kind of redemptive arc that Hank seems to be having. Or at least have more to their character than just “various forms of abusive hag.”

    I dunno,

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      September 25, 2023 at 10:30 am | #

      Stacy and Blaine would be the opposing example.

      • ischemgeek
        ischemgeek
        September 25, 2023 at 11:42 am | #

        As would Toedad.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          September 25, 2023 at 2:42 pm | #

          Though we never really get to see Bonnie.

          • Plaaaaaa
            Plaaaaaa
            September 25, 2023 at 9:29 pm | #

            Becky said he wasn’t so strict while she was alive.

    • Mym
      Mym
      September 25, 2023 at 1:19 pm | #

      I forget, who is the other passive dad? Joyce’s dad? He divorced the heck out of that woman at least… but I sincerely forget, there are so many characters!!

      • Koms
        Koms
        September 25, 2023 at 4:12 pm | #

        Perhaps Ethan’s mom and dad?

        • I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
          I Know Why the Mowed Lawn Screams
          September 26, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

          Honestly i would genuinely like for a Naomi redemption arc. I think it could be good

    • Oatmeal Pie
      Oatmeal Pie
      September 25, 2023 at 1:49 pm | #

      Blaine was kind of cartoonishly evil and I honestly don’t remember enough about Amber’s mom to remember if she enabled him or not. Don’t remember much about her other than she’s married to Joe’s dad now and they seem to be functional.

      Joe’s dad seems to have had a nice redemptive arc, albeit mostly off-screen.

      Becky’s dad was terrible; can’t say whether her mom was an enabler because she’s dead.

      Walky/Sal’s parents—mom is terrible, dad doesn’t do anything about it

      Joyce’s parents—mom is terrible, dad was going along with it until recently (again, with what seems like a good redemptive arc)

      I can’t remember much about any of the other parents—I know Dina’s and maybe Dorothy’s parents are pretty benign but they don’t really stand out as a result.

      Joyce’s dad has had this whole arc where I’ve seems to be figuring out that “I may have actually been doing wrong in the way I’ve treated my child” and it would be kinda nice, IMO, if someday one of the terrible moms might have that epiphany.

      • Mym
        Mym
        September 25, 2023 at 2:42 pm | #

        I appreciate you, thanks for going into detail

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        September 25, 2023 at 3:18 pm | #

        Amber’s mom wasn’t an enabler that we’ve seen. Blaine hit her and cheated on her. She’s got full custody of Amber, with court-mandated college funding from Blaine — which presumably means she won against him in court before the comic began, trying to get herself and Amber the hell away from their abuser.

        She’s rather dotty and naïve, and she’s not cut out to deal with Amber’s advanced issues. But, she loves Amber, means well, and has my undying respect for risking her life (before the comic began) trying to get them both to safety.

  61. Adept
    Adept
    September 25, 2023 at 11:08 am | #

    Linda is a strong contender for the least likeable character, even though the competition for the spot is fierce.

  62. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    September 25, 2023 at 11:57 am | #

    Holy crap, did Linda get her personality from the same place as my dad? “Oh of course, now *I’m* the bad guy!”

    (On that note: Sal deciding to just give up on Linda is probably the healthiest thing she could have done for herself. Certainly for me giving up on my dad ever actually seeing the shit he does was the best thing for me.)

  63. Pseudowolf
    Pseudowolf
    September 25, 2023 at 1:15 pm | #

    This isn’t Sal saying she’s tired of this conversation. This is Sal announcing that she’s done with both of them. She’s saying she’s going no-contact (or as close to it as she can right now).
    Linda is as blind of anything outside of herself as ever, but Dad has a feeling. They’re going to start wondering why she doesn’t return their calls. And why she never comes home when she’s not in school. And then they’ll ask Walky about it who, if Sal and Walky are smart, will tell them that he promised Sal he wouldn’t talk about her with them.
    And then they’ll wonder why suddenly WALKY is seeing and talking to them less and less…

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 25, 2023 at 2:15 pm | #

      The fun part of being asked not to talk to somebody about somebody else is, you get to be badgered about nothing else for the rest of time.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      September 25, 2023 at 6:20 pm | #

      Sals parents never called her to begin with (gave no indication to her they were visiting) so If she’s lucky they won’t notice until the next vacation period where she’s hopefully made other plans. If she’s really lucky Linda will write it off as a temper tantrum and not notice until she’s paid for all of university that she’s been cut out of Sals life permanently.

  64. Azu
    Azu
    September 25, 2023 at 4:30 pm | #

    xAustin is my favorite geographically constrained porn site

  65. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    September 25, 2023 at 5:43 pm | #

    Kinda makes one wonder why the Dean dumped her ass some years prior

  66. Spongegirl Circleskirt
    Spongegirl Circleskirt
    September 27, 2023 at 2:33 am | #

    Linda is a narcissistic twatwaffle.

  67. Felian
    Felian
    September 27, 2023 at 10:39 am | #

    I have hope for Charles to eventually step up and stand up for his daughter against her emotionally abusive mother.

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1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
header image - Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete | eBay
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Transformers Siege on Cybertron Titans Return Tidal Wave incomplete, restickered | eBay
Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
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LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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