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by David M Willis on October 3, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Everybody's Looking for Nothing
└ Tags: asher, jennifer

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 3, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    phew, almost escaped a trash ship

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      October 3, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

      “Witch trash ship?” “Right.”

  2. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 3, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    Well I see nothing wrong at all!

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      October 3, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

      Right? Rock on, you wacky kids.

  3. JepMZ
    JepMZ
    October 3, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    Probably not first

  4. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    October 3, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    dammit jennifer

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 3, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      She’s got some weird kinks.

      • Ophidiophile
        Ophidiophile
        October 3, 2023 at 3:24 am | #

        She’s a drama hurricane. (See Thag Simmons’ post about a dozen posts down)

        • Scoops!
          Scoops!
          October 3, 2023 at 10:04 am | #

          Is not life like a hurricane?

          • MiaFillene
            MiaFillene
            October 3, 2023 at 11:38 am | #

            “here in Duckberg…race cars lasers aeroplanes…it’s a duck blur…”

  5. Corronchilejano
    Corronchilejano
    October 3, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    Hope you never meet captain planet Billie because he hates toxic stuff.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      October 3, 2023 at 6:06 pm | #

      Captain Planet took one look at the cast of this comic and their relationships, went “Yeah, this is way over my pay grade. Good luck, kids!”, and nope’d right the f*ck out of there.

  6. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    October 3, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    Let’s celebrate Willis’s new buffer record of 6 months and 24 days!!!

    On the last day of Oktoberfest!!! 😋🍻

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      October 3, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Cheers!
      (I don’t drink, but that seemed like the appropriate response)

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      October 3, 2023 at 12:22 am | #

      Prost!

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      October 3, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      L’chaim

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      October 3, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

      Skol!

    • shanunu
      shanunu
      October 3, 2023 at 3:15 am | #

      Do you think he ever looks back at the comic that is posted today and cringes at how much his style has changed

      • Ed Callahan
        Ed Callahan
        October 3, 2023 at 8:38 am | #

        The archives, going back to “Roomies”, are full of redrawn scripts and apologies by Willis for his amateur drawing skills.

    • Ellegos
      Ellegos
      October 3, 2023 at 6:37 am | #

      Kanpai!

      • Laura
        Laura
        October 3, 2023 at 10:54 pm | #

        Salud!

  7. Dana
    Dana
    October 3, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh, Bennifer. I love you, but you’re an idiot.

  8. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    October 3, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    I think they will last.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 3, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      In spite of all good judgment and sense

  9. JA
    JA
    October 3, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Damn Jennifer, just can’t be in a state where you and the people around you are happy and nonconfrontational, can you.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      October 3, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      I think her last healthy relationship ended with her nearly dying in a drunk driving accident, so maybe this dynamic is for the best? I’m talking about whatever she had with Alice by the way, not the Ruth shit show.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        October 3, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

        Her relationship with Alice is only “maybe slightly healthy” but considering all of this I’m inclined to say it was probably going badly even before Billie literally drove them into a tree.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 3, 2023 at 6:47 am | #

        Yeah, we don’t know a lot about the Alice situation, but from what we’ve seen, I don’t think it was nearly as healthy as the sexy lesbian suicide pact. Which is saying something.
        Among other things, it’s pretty clear she didn’t even realize it was a relationship.

  10. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    October 3, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Hey guess what? Made a reddit post for the first time in a while: https://reddit.com/r/dumbingofage/s/pC5eISd0SB

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      October 3, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      Very cool. Does positioning along the vertical axis have any meaning?

      • newlland(Henryvolt)
        newlland(Henryvolt)
        October 3, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

        For some of them yeah, if this is about Joyce and Carla than yes that was intentional.

        • Sporky
          Sporky
          October 3, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

          That’s the horizontal axis! Vertical axis is up and down.

          • newlland(Henryvolt)
            newlland(Henryvolt)
            October 3, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

            Oooh then no.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      October 3, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      Joyce’s placement is perfect

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      October 3, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      Point of order: Assuming characters’ sexualities are constant across universes, Robin is bi.

      • fridge_logic
        fridge_logic
        October 3, 2023 at 6:08 am | #

        We also have indications she is bi in this universe too, her comments to Leslie about choosing to date men suggests that she’s attracted to both and has previously always just chosen the more socially acceptable dating option… until she met leslie and her brain got broken by how cute she is.

    • Steelbright
      Steelbright
      October 3, 2023 at 3:49 am | #

      This is cute!!

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      October 3, 2023 at 6:11 pm | #

      I kinda feel like if you’re going to put Joyce that far to the left, surely Dorothy shouldn’t be all the way over there on the right. They were BOTH enthusiastically participating in that laundry room scene, after all.

  11. Coatl
    Coatl
    October 3, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Yeah Jennifer, of course, whatever you say

  12. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    October 3, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Ugh, you’re the worst.

    • Coatl
      Coatl
      October 3, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      indeed

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      October 3, 2023 at 1:33 am | #

      It’s the last day of Oktoberfest. She’s the wurst!

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        October 3, 2023 at 12:33 pm | #

        mmmm… perhaps if not Asher sausage, she go for regular sausage and a modicum of beer 😋🌭🍻

  13. Nono
    Nono
    October 3, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    People raging about Sarah last week, consider: maybe Jennifer was the real worst person all along.

    • Jo_cubstar
      Jo_cubstar
      October 3, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      This^

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      October 3, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      I don’t think either of them are in Mary territory, but I mean, that’s too easy, that’s like not being Naomi or Blaine, etc, doesn’t make you a good parent.

      In any case, both are deeply frustrating because they’ve given us plenty to sympathize with or care about, or shown moments of decency, but that also makes all the prickly parts of them that much worse.

      • sakamism
        sakamism
        October 3, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

        Yeah, Jennifer’s far from the worst person in the comic, she’s not even the worst person we’ve seen this week. But I’m honestly just tired of her…lack of any real growth whatsoever. She’s still the same insecure girl desperately trying to hold herself and everyone else to her own immature standards of ‘coolness’ and ‘popularity’ like she’s in a high school movie from the 80s. Until she grows out of it even a *little* bit I’m just sick of her.

        • clif
          clif
          October 3, 2023 at 1:56 am | #

          Wait for it.

          • Devin
            Devin
            October 3, 2023 at 2:32 am | #

            Just another decade or two, right?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 3, 2023 at 4:30 am | #

          I wonder what it’s going to take for her to finally have that epiphany. Asher blowing up at her? Watching Ruth move on?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          October 3, 2023 at 7:58 am | #

          She’s not drinking, so she’s in far better shape than she was at the start.

          Better shape than Ruth is, honestly.

          • pope suburban
            pope suburban
            October 3, 2023 at 11:35 am | #

            Y’know, I’m actually not sure about Ruth. She’s still drinking, but not to excess that we’ve seen (Aside from once when she went to talk to Jason at work), and she appears to be thinking about the implications of some of the things she did, like the power-dynamics problems of her dating Jennifer as an RA. It’s not some smooth upward trajectory, but that’s often how recovery is- you stumble, you maybe need to take some time to absorb things. Ruth does seem to be generally growing as a person, though, and that’s not something we can say for Jennifer.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              October 3, 2023 at 2:56 pm | #

              Honestly, I’ll be really disappointed with the comic if Ruth is shown to now be able drink responsibly with no further struggles or apparent effort. I also don’t expect that at all.

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 12:56 am | #

      wonder how fond raidah is of asher unelss she only cares about his potential connections since it seems liek putting up with jennifers bongoy/mean girl attitude would be something she’d not want in her friend group, ladder climbing aside, or try to get jennifer to control her behavior a bit

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      October 3, 2023 at 1:24 am | #

      I certainly wasn’t raging over Sarah.

      Sarah is very good at foreseeing very bad outcomes. That is a chick you wanna keep on Speed Dial.

  14. morhek
    morhek
    October 3, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    “Am I extremely toxic and drive everyone else away? No, it’s Ruth who’s wrong.”

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      October 3, 2023 at 6:55 am | #

      I mean, she is.

      Both should never be in any relationship since they use physical and emotional violence on their partners.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 3, 2023 at 7:59 am | #

      Just be clear, that’s got nothing to do with why Ruth broke up with her.

  15. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    October 3, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    I though Jenifer went to therapy? I could have sworn she went? If she is well she needs to find a new one.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      October 3, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      The therapists at the college canonically suck at therapy, it’s been addressed before.

      • Coatl
        Coatl
        October 3, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        If so, that explains why many of the characters do not progress correctly.

        • DailyBrad
          DailyBrad
          October 3, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

          Not that we’d really know, honestly. People going to therapy don’t get better immediately, and consider that we’ve barely completed one semester of college in this webcomic. If she went once a week, Jennifer probably hasn’t even had a dozen sessions yet. How much better could we realistically hope she’d be? Especially since she has tackled some of her more obvious issues, like I don’t know if she drinks nowadays.

          • Coatl
            Coatl
            October 3, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

            It’s true, now that I think about it, because I have a feeling that Jennifer was just bragging about going to therapy, I mean, she just told Walky.

          • fridge_logic
            fridge_logic
            October 3, 2023 at 6:11 am | #

            Yeah, Jenifer could be in therapy and not feel like her current relationship drama warrants being talked about, as far as she’s concerned she just solved a problem, why waste therapy time on that.

          • Mark
            Mark
            October 3, 2023 at 7:22 am | #

            Indeed, “the therapists here are no good” could just mean “the one I saw didn’t fix me right away.”

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 3, 2023 at 8:03 am | #

            She did go to therapy before the timeskip, but it seems like she stopped. Sometime before the start of this semester, though it hasn’t been said explicitly.

            She’s still not drinking though, which is huge.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 3, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

        Did she go to a campus therapist? She’s one of the few characters rich enough to afford decent psychological care.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 3, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      I think it’s just Dorothy?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 3, 2023 at 4:31 am | #

        And Dorothy lies by omission to her therapist in order to protect her future self’s image from muckraking tabloids.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      October 3, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      Therapy takes time, effort, patient buy-in, vulnerability…I’m guess some of those factors may be lacking on Jennifer’s part. It could also be that the therapist is shitty or not the right fit for her, or just not experienced enough to see past things as Jennifer presents them.

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      October 3, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

      I was anticipating that people were going to say therapy takes time i am well aware, of this fact I was just a jab at how Jenifer just seems to be regressing as person despite taking steps that would under non comedic circumstances would be a good start to improving herself.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        October 3, 2023 at 12:54 pm | #

        It does take time, but also a lot of other things. Sometimes, even in real life, people put in the time but not anything else. And sometimes people come out of therapy better at using therapy talk, but not having made any real changes.

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

      i mean she’s also a ‘rich’ girl so she could have one of those therapists that tell her what she wants to hear

      Makes me wonder if theres any therapists that roll their eyes about rich ppl having issues, i’m sure some have valid ones but i can totally imagine some younger rich teen being like “Daddy bought my brother one yacht and i /only/ got a bmw”

      • khn0
        khn0
        October 3, 2023 at 5:31 am | #

        I guess they just scale thing, the mechanism might not be very different from “Daddy gave my brother one more breadcrumb than me”.

      • Laura
        Laura
        October 3, 2023 at 11:00 pm | #

        Abuse and trauma are not exclusive to any one socioeconomic group.

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      October 3, 2023 at 1:52 am | #

      If she is well, she needs to find a new one. If she is, well, she needs to find a new one. Confusing. Commas matter.

    • Christron5000
      Christron5000
      October 4, 2023 at 5:14 am | #

      Everyone’s given a lot of different comments so imma say it:

      Some people just suck shit, view everything wrong, and if we’re being honest, therapy weirdly makes them worse.

  16. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    October 3, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh yeah, this relationship is gonna last a lifetime for sure.

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 12:58 am | #

      well if they make each other miserable and don’t affect anyone else maybe that’d be better since idk if others would accept/forgive ashers past if they found out his involvement with blaine

      maybe one day the ‘bicker like an old married couple’ saying will die out, i’m sure some ppl mean it in a lighthearted way but unfortunately i wouldn’t be surprised if half the ppl who fight shouldn’t be together but too stubborn to leave each other

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      October 3, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

      Not every relationship has to, though. Yanno?

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      October 3, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

      …not that I don’t hope their inevitable split is a Hindenburg.

      • clif
        clif
        October 3, 2023 at 1:59 am | #

        But think of the popcorn sales.

  17. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    October 3, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    You know it’s a shame, Jennifer despite the aggravated moments is one of my favorites, up there with Amber and Joyce. But her addiction to dysfunction in her relationships reminds to much of someone I know that way to problematic.

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      October 3, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

      She seems like a younger Linda, anger outbursts in resturants over Walky making her look bad (in her mind), chasing after social status and treating relationships like accessories to herself, general quickness to cause drama and assign blame to others, refusal to have open communication of expectations etc.

      • pope suburban
        pope suburban
        October 3, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

        Huh. No wonder Linda likes her so much, then. That explains a whole lot.

        • Quirdry Tawks
          Quirdry Tawks
          October 3, 2023 at 1:13 am | #

          What Linda likes is Buttifer’s father’s money and status.

          • khn0
            khn0
            October 3, 2023 at 5:33 am | #

            or that she’s not black

            • Schpoonman
              Schpoonman
              October 3, 2023 at 3:46 pm | #

              *and

            • Mturtle7
              Mturtle7
              October 3, 2023 at 6:15 pm | #

              That one scene where Jennifer accidentally admits out loud to Carla that she only got cookies from Linda because she’s “the white-passing daughter she really wanted”, and then immediately passed the cookies to Carla out of awkwardness and shame, will forever live in my brain.

  18. IniquitousKing
    IniquitousKing
    October 3, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    That’ll sure teach Asher for feeling like he can be comfortable and act like himself in a relationship.

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

      would be interesting if he and lucy end up together if walky and jen break up with them

      • Sol
        Sol
        October 3, 2023 at 1:33 am | #

        Now I want this to happen.

        • Sol
          Sol
          October 3, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

          What an ironic gravatar to get…

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        October 3, 2023 at 3:46 pm | #

        Crack pairings that actually have good chemistry are always hilarious.

    • pope suburban
      pope suburban
      October 3, 2023 at 11:38 am | #

      Oof. You’re not wrong, and you just solidified my opposition to Asher x Ethan, because Ethan is nowhere near where he’d need to be to be a good partner. Asher would end up tending yet another dumpster fire and not getting his needs met/considered at all. Granted, Ethan’s situation is really understandable and I don’t think it’ll be permanent- he’s still grieving Mike and that’s totally fine- but still, right now is not the time for him and Asher to be getting involved.

      • IniquitousKing
        IniquitousKing
        October 3, 2023 at 11:19 pm | #

        Much as I’d love more MLM rep in the comic, and as much of a fantastic trash fire as it’d be to watch, Ethan would be a terrible partner for Asher in the moment for sure.

        Legit I think Asher needs a Walky sorta partner. Maybe Walky-lite.

  19. reed
    reed
    October 3, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    ugh, jennifer. come on.

  20. Ty34er
    Ty34er
    October 3, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    They better break up

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

      And then Jen will ‘desperately’ chase after him. if not get madder like “you’re breaking up with ME? I”M the one who’ll break up with you!”

      • Mturtle7
        Mturtle7
        October 3, 2023 at 6:19 pm | #

        I can definitely see it being a coin toss between “concoct a series of increasingly elaborate and paranoid schemes in order to get them back together and/or blame somebody else for the breakup” and “You can’t break up with me if I break up with you first!” The important thing is that she doesn’t have admit to any sort of vulnerability or responsibility!

  21. Nono
    Nono
    October 3, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    It’s great because the Sarah issue inspired discussion. I don’t think I’ve really seen anyone defending Jennifer about this behaviour, everyone just agrees she’s being malicious at worst and an idiot at best.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      October 3, 2023 at 12:19 am | #

      I’ll defend her on other stuff, but not with Asher. Not that I think she’s the dirt worst, exactly, but I do think her relationship with him has run its course and they’d both be better off ending it.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      October 3, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      Sarah is complicated in a unique way that, despite disagreements, she can be friendly and caring for those she likes; Billie/Jennifer currently has none of that, and seems to revel in it.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      October 3, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      I don’t think she’s malicious, maybe an idiot, but likely she is just young, desperate, and naive. She probably absorbed too much TV, because she seems to think cool guys are supposed to be brooding, smoking, and aloof – in her mind she is keeping him awesome and popular (something she seems to think is very important given how desperately she has been pursuing it throughout the comic, expect when she was with Ruth). Of course, if she wants Asher to be cool is out of genuine love for him and or if she just believes that while projecting much her need to fit in (and maybe show Ruth she is soo popular and cool now?) is debatable.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        October 3, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

        After seeing more recent strips with Linda I’m inclined to also blame Linda’s dysfunctional parenting influence. Not specifically with wanting a bad boy but the way she gets mad with Asher at the drop of a hat, even when he’s trying to do what she wants, it’s not really what she wants… she’s much more comfortable getting angry and making him guess how to fall in line then to flat out say what she wants. Can’t help but compare to how Linda gives and takes away her approval in an instant.

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      October 3, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

      Thing is with Sarah is that she dislikes multiple people for different reasons, some of those reasons for some people are Justifiable and other reasons for other people I can understand but is still petty and/or unfair.

      Jennifer on the other hand, this is just idiotic and is doing herself no favors.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      October 3, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      Neither of them are the worst. They’re both great, but with issues. Buttifer Billieswurp learned about relationships by being neglected by her parents. She’s closest to one of their domestic workers.

  22. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 3, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    Good colors for Jennifer Goddamn.

    • newlland(Henryvolt)
      newlland(Henryvolt)
      October 3, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

      I mean, Black looks good on anyone but she is making that red top look good on her.

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

      everything looks good with black tho, the bright red might be reflective of her aggressive behavior/lead to a fight or so XD

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      October 3, 2023 at 11:11 am | #

      I wonder if she’s changing palettes, or if it’s just happenstance she’s worn red a few times recently. Could be symbolic, transitioning from yellow to red. Or maybe nothing, none of them wear their standard colors all the time.

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      October 3, 2023 at 3:48 pm | #

      It’s like every time Jennifer shows up Willis goes “How simultaneously hot and awful can I make her before Yoto reaches critical mass?”

  23. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    October 3, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

    Jennifer is the archetype of the Hot Mess.

  24. Suet
    Suet
    October 3, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

    She really loves her relationship to be in that gray area, like ciggy smoke.

    *pauses strip on just the whiteboard again* Are you not ENTERTAINED?!?!

  25. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 3, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    You know what makes this feel weird? We don’t see how Jennifer and Asher get together. We have no investment in this relationship. They’ve been dating for 3 years IRL now and I don’t know HOW or WHY they got together. What drew them to each other? Were there bad signs from the beginning? What was the dating process like before they became official? Did Jennifer just go “ok you’re my boyfriend now” and Asher just said “Okie Dokie”? When you do a timeskip and have two characters suddenly dating you kinda hope at some point they build upon WHY THEY’RE TOGETHER? I legit don’t know what Asher is getting out of this coupling other than maybe great sex.

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

      yeah it was part of the ‘i’m jennifer now’ timeskip so maybe there wasn’t too much more to their relationship , maybe it was a makeout session/one night stand that lead to more and like “ok we’re exclusive now” versus slower paced college dating

      • DoAChristian
        DoAChristian
        October 3, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

        Welp, just saw this comment that summarizes the relationship after I wrote mine.

    • DoAChristian
      DoAChristian
      October 3, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

      You’re right, but I think that may be the point. Jennifer and Asher are a terrible couple, and I’m pretty sure the subtext is that they got together for shallow reasons that amount to “they’re a hot baddie”.

      Jennifer seems to see him as a means to uphold her “above all this” attitude, and he takes her interest as a sign he’s moved past his street punk/mafioso past.

      We’re now seeing the cracks in a ship that was doomed from the start.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        October 3, 2023 at 1:01 am | #

        As much as I have my suspicions of Asher, so far he’s been seem doing an okey job trying to have a grown-up relationship with Jennifer, honesty, loyalty, respect etc. Jennifer by contrast is backtracking going from “settling down” to wanting to relive high-school again. It’s like that one instance where she felt she had the upper hand on Sal gave her a drama rush and she fell off the wagon.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      October 3, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

      I don’t think it needs to be more complicated than that. They’re both hot, in the same social group, and were available. Why not, is about as common a reason to date/fuck in college as you can get. I will say Jen likely made the first move to prove how much better than Ruth she’s doing by dating a hot guy first. Asher probably just appreciated having a respectable girl to prove to himself he’s not a bad dude (which he still is by the way, don’t trust him).

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 3, 2023 at 12:47 am | #

      Lotta Sarah’s responding to me right now.

      • DoAChristian
        DoAChristian
        October 3, 2023 at 9:02 pm | #

        Hey, I didn’t choose the Gravatar, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s the system default as she’s usually the voice of reason.

    • AGV
      AGV
      October 3, 2023 at 12:57 am | #

      Tbf when they were first introduced as a couple they had a semblance of functionality.

      Jennifer had successfully isolated herself from her previous social group until that point and Asher didn’t have anyone from her past to be compared to. Now she’s berating him for something that wasn’t a problem before.

      Their relationship wasn’t anything too profound anyway. They probably started dating because they liked each other’s vibe and attractiveness.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 3, 2023 at 8:07 am | #

        They had that semblance though because we only saw them from outside. Nothing of them interacting alone or as anything but a show for her old friends.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          October 3, 2023 at 1:08 pm | #

          One thing we’ve seen with them is kissing. Including once when there wasn’t an audience. https://www.dumbingofage.com/seeme/

          We never saw Jacob and Raidah kiss, as far as I remember. They probably did, but not showing it kind of emphasized a coldness to their relationship.

          If either Asher or Jennifer or both are doing this as a show, the audience is inside the relationship.

    • Anon A Mouse
      Anon A Mouse
      October 3, 2023 at 10:23 am | #

      I agree with this, mainly because it seems at this point that Asher was actually looking for more from this and Jennifer wasnt. Now that its shaky Im not sure how much I care because their relationship before the drama seemed more superficial. Now, I dont know what their relationship is supposed to be either way. Is this really how it was at the start?

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      October 3, 2023 at 11:07 am | #

      [puts on foil hat]
      She’s said she knows who Amazi-girl is (Sal), something certain parties want to know.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        October 3, 2023 at 12:49 pm | #

        Or maybe to him, she felt like a kindred spirit of “instead of a family, I was born into a business”.

      • Quirdry Tawks
        Quirdry Tawks
        October 3, 2023 at 9:25 pm | #

        Yes! See, the things she’s ‘wrongest’ about are those she clings to and defends the most adamantly!

    • MoreWLessG
      MoreWLessG
      October 3, 2023 at 12:27 pm | #

      This is probably being saved for a flashback at some point because there’s almost a 100% chance that something incredibly sketchy happened to bring them together. Something that should have been a red flag to anyone who isn’t incredibly dysfunctional like Jennifer.

  26. AGV
    AGV
    October 3, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

    More like off the rails

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 1:02 am | #

      “A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.” (https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1274)

  27. Taffy
    Taffy
    October 3, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

    He doesn’t know she’s cheating on him with Amber yet.

    • The Oracle
      The Oracle
      October 3, 2023 at 2:05 am | #

      How many people is Amber fucking?

  28. Angel
    Angel
    October 3, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

    well, i guess jen might have a front row seat to walky’s parents antics. Or her being treated as the substitute/’preferred’ daughter lol

  29. Raja
    Raja
    October 3, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

    urrrrrrrfgnjklb just break up with her Asher you clearly want to

    • DashWallkick
      DashWallkick
      October 3, 2023 at 6:11 am | #

      Given how he’s acting and his intended goal of cleaning up his life, there’s no way this is going to end without him getting fed up. Perhaps he and Ethan can dig themselves out of being awful together.

  30. Samniel
    Samniel
    October 3, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

    Jennifer, can you TRY not being in a toxic relationship? For once?

    • Angel
      Angel
      October 3, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

      it’s only toxic on her end for now, unless asher does something ‘worse’ but hopefully more ppl will walk away from her if she keeps pulling off this shit

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        October 3, 2023 at 1:13 am | #

        I’m really hoping Asher is going so call her out at lunch and try to have a frank discussion about what exactly it is that she wants from him.

      • wilddeath
        wilddeath
        October 3, 2023 at 4:15 am | #

        Unfortunately not gonna happen as raidah has brought her into her clique of awful human beings.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      October 3, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

      Quite the opposite. Jennifer doesn’t feel safe in a positive relationship, because then she’ll have to worry about poisoning it.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        October 3, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

        “phew, he doesn’t care, now i feel safe.”

        • DashWallkick
          DashWallkick
          October 3, 2023 at 6:13 am | #

          Yep. No matter what happens, if they care too much she freaks or because caring isn’t comfortable for her. So she pushes them away to force them to take her back. Which causes the cycle with Ruth.

          When Asher eventually splits up with her she’s going to only have herself to blame, which she will as always simply pretend isn’t the case.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        October 3, 2023 at 1:16 am | #

        Jennifer logic: I’ll posion the relationship first to save it from future poisioning! Yeah that sadly checks out.

        • Mark
          Mark
          October 3, 2023 at 7:37 am | #

          “Mithridates, he died old.”

    • Essex
      Essex
      October 3, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

      everything Jennifer does is toxic, her relationships never have a chance

  31. Pocky
    Pocky
    October 3, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

    Always feel like a need a shower after every update with their plot line lol

  32. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    October 3, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

    Way too much Tsun there, Jennifer, not nearly enough Dere.

  33. Quirdry Tawks
    Quirdry Tawks
    October 3, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

    …so Buttifer wants him again, now that he’s back to being ambivalent about her.

    What could possibly go wrong…

  34. Essex
    Essex
    October 3, 2023 at 1:13 am | #

    yep right back to the only type of relationship Jennifer knows how to have, toxic.

  35. CMasta1992
    CMasta1992
    October 3, 2023 at 1:28 am | #

    girl you have got to let yourself heal

  36. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    October 3, 2023 at 1:35 am | #

    Billie cannot and will not let herself be happy because it doesn’t make sense to her, and the more Ruth tried to explain that to her the less she wanted to hear it. Was only ever gonna go this way.

  37. FlyingSunspot
    FlyingSunspot
    October 3, 2023 at 2:08 am | #

    Jennifer, no. Don’t tank another relationship.

  38. Bash
    Bash
    October 3, 2023 at 2:15 am | #

    Interesting. Yesterday it seemed like Asher was more invested. Now he’s all apathetic.

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      October 3, 2023 at 2:20 am | #

      He went Ethan, and now can’t go back

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      October 3, 2023 at 2:37 am | #

      Maybe if his stupid b o n g o girlfriend would treat him better, he’d be more enthused.

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      October 3, 2023 at 3:38 am | #

      Which is something Jennifer specifically told him she preferred. I don’t like Asher, but this really does read to me as “Okay, you want apathetic and aloof, I guess I’m doing that because I want you to be happy, or whatever approximation of that you’re actually capable of.” I may be wrong, of course.

      • Bash
        Bash
        October 3, 2023 at 5:24 am | #

        That’s an idea I initially didn’t pick up on, but it could be the correct one. It seems a bit strange otherwise. Yes Jennifer has been out of line lately, and he did kiss Ethan. But then after all of that, he came back to Jennifer to wanting to keep the relationship intact. So it seems odd that he changed his attitude about it without anything else happening.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          October 3, 2023 at 1:37 pm | #

          Ethan kissed Asher, not the other way around.

  39. Thomas
    Thomas
    October 3, 2023 at 2:17 am | #

    Jennifer thinks she wants indifference and passive aggressiveness because that’s probably how her parents interact with each other, and worse, with her. So it’s nice that Linda’s behavior never developed into a turn-on for either Sal or Walky. Jennifer is a hot mess, but consider she has really shitty parents in a comic that’s almost exclusively about bad parenting.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      October 3, 2023 at 6:28 pm | #

      Honestly, I would argue that Walky absolutely does tend to recreate his parents’ dynamic in his own relationships (on a subconscious level, obviously). From what I can tell, Linda is a very passionate, plan-oriented, woman, who’s efforts to construct her own reality in opposition to the real one are both supported and mitigated by her husband, who likes to help her find compromises. Walky’s relationships with both Dorothy and Lucy have elements of this, albeit much less toxic ones!

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        October 4, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

        Thanks for your well thought-out answer! I’d say Linda puts the passion into pass-ive aggress-ion, haha! But Walky is not often the target of that side of her.

  40. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    October 3, 2023 at 2:34 am | #

    (david attenborough voice) and here we have it, a rare sighting of the elusive reverse tsundere

  41. eskimolos
    eskimolos
    October 3, 2023 at 3:14 am | #

    I mean I kinda get it, I’m pretty sure Jennifer hates nobody as much as herself, so being respected and cherished by someone feels very low brainpower of them.

  42. Mr.Morningstar
    Mr.Morningstar
    October 3, 2023 at 3:49 am | #

    Asher needs to leave her

    The fact that she is actively trying to undo his attempts at bettering himself is just

    Awful.
    I know she has her own issues but the fact if he tries to be better she gives him shit for it, then he does what she says she treats him like “oh you gave in, typical.” There is literally no winning with her.

    I’m surprised I’m saying this after everything but

    Asher deserves better

  43. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    October 3, 2023 at 3:58 am | #

    Once again, Jennifer shows that she has great intuition.

  44. Brian K. Pittman
    Brian K. Pittman
    October 3, 2023 at 4:10 am | #

    I hope Asher ends this, he can definitely do better than being stranded in a toxic relationship. Because he genuinely seems to want to be a better person and Billie most definitely does not.

  45. wilddeath
    wilddeath
    October 3, 2023 at 4:13 am | #

    Oh jennifer no… thats a sign that he’s had it with your shit.

    • Adept
      Adept
      October 3, 2023 at 12:09 pm | #

      We can only hope

      • wilddeath
        wilddeath
        October 3, 2023 at 6:47 pm | #

        I mean i can hope that Jennifer gets murdered by the mafia but sadly hope only goes so far.

        • Mym
          Mym
          October 3, 2023 at 6:58 pm | #

          Let’s throw Lucy in there for good measure, being her roommate and all

  46. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    October 3, 2023 at 5:00 am | #

    Finally Asher decided to break up with her? Let’s hope for this!

  47. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    October 3, 2023 at 6:21 am | #

    . . . . :normel:

  48. Derek
    Derek
    October 3, 2023 at 6:48 am | #

    she can’t possibly be this fucking stupid

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      October 3, 2023 at 10:56 am | #

      Au contraire!

    • Mym
      Mym
      October 3, 2023 at 6:57 pm | #

      Certainly this isn’t Smarting of Age

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      October 3, 2023 at 9:30 pm | #

      The devoted effort to avoid personal growth and development is a hallmark of this strip.

      Expect. NO. OTHER. OUTCOME. muahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • Brian K. Pittman
      Brian K. Pittman
      October 4, 2023 at 6:35 am | #

      I think you’re underestimating her by a lot.

  49. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    October 3, 2023 at 6:58 am | #

    Have people already decided between Jennifer being attached to toxic people and couple must have some kind of distance to keep the good relationship?

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      October 3, 2023 at 7:41 am | #

      I’m leaning towards ‘Jennifer doesn’t believe she deserves to be happy’.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 3, 2023 at 8:17 am | #

        She’s explicitly said it in the past. That she’s toxic and can’t be involved with anyone decent because she’d ruin them.

        • eskimolos
          eskimolos
          October 3, 2023 at 2:00 pm | #

          100% this, jennifer does not want security in a relationship, she does not think she deserves security nor that stable people should have anything to do with her.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      October 3, 2023 at 11:33 am | #

      Her parents don’t treat her like she exists. And her closest model of a non-neglectful functional family is the Walkertons and how they treat their daughter.
      “she’s toxic, everyone should abandon her” is boring.
      she’s wounded, it’s going to be tough for whomever does it, but she deserves not to be abandoned by someone.

  50. Alan in DC
    Alan in DC
    October 3, 2023 at 7:18 am | #

    She’ll be divorced four times before she’s 55.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      October 3, 2023 at 1:55 pm | #

      twice from Walky

  51. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    October 3, 2023 at 11:09 am | #

    Thanks Lucy!

    • Mym
      Mym
      October 3, 2023 at 6:26 pm | #

      Was this sarcasm? Because obviously Asher isn’t having a good time already

  52. Bo
    Bo
    October 3, 2023 at 12:16 pm | #

    I am realizing fully that Jennifer doesnt really want a relationship at all, which really should’ve fully dawned on me sooner but, eh.

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      October 3, 2023 at 2:02 pm | #

      Jennifer doesn’t want people getting attached to her, she craves intimacy and respect but she doesn’t feel like she deserves it.

  53. Yeet
    Yeet
    October 3, 2023 at 12:52 pm | #

    okay now let’s hope they meet ethan at the table beside linda and charles
    and also sydney is the server

  54. Mancuso
    Mancuso
    October 3, 2023 at 4:42 pm | #

    I don’t know if Willis is trying to make me actively dislike Billie but I’m getting pretty close there.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      October 3, 2023 at 4:47 pm | #

      Eh, I still like Billie.

      I’ve actively disliked Jennifer since she was introduced, though.

      • C.T. Phipps
        C.T. Phipps
        October 3, 2023 at 7:31 pm | #

        Billie is violent and abusive to her relationships.

        Jennifer is trying not to be.

        • McNitz
          McNitz
          October 4, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

          I mean, I would agree she’s trying not to be PHYSICALLY abusive. It’s almost like she’s purposefully trying to make up for that by being as emotionally abusive as possible though.

        • Brian K. Pittman
          Brian K. Pittman
          October 4, 2023 at 6:37 am | #

          Jennifer is emotionally abusive and distant towards people. Billie was at least the honest version of her.

        • Firseal
          Firseal
          October 4, 2023 at 7:07 am | #

          I’d argue that Jennifer is looking for what she reads as stability and comfort, and what others would class as deeply disfunctional but enduring consistancy. Even if the consistancy is a deeply unhealthy relationship where neither particularly likes the other.

  55. Kazuma Taichi
    Kazuma Taichi
    October 3, 2023 at 6:47 pm | #

    yikes
    dump her ass

  56. Mym
    Mym
    October 3, 2023 at 6:56 pm | #

    Never thought I’d say; Asher deserves better

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      October 3, 2023 at 7:35 pm | #

      Perhaps he is only putting up with her for other motifs.

      After all, he is mob family, and Jennifer’s family is real estate and mayor.

      Perhaps he is just after, how you earthlings put it, “networking”?

      • Mym
        Mym
        October 3, 2023 at 8:18 pm | #

        Then why not just cheat on her and be quiet about it? He genuinely seems to want to change

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        October 3, 2023 at 10:50 pm | #

        Her dad isn’t the mayor. He tells the mayor to do terrible things and the mayor does them. https://www.dumbingofage.com/nina/ so he probably wouldn’t be interested in doing some corruption with organized crime.

  57. Jamie
    Jamie
    October 3, 2023 at 11:53 pm | #

    Walky and Asher being so alike.

  58. Firseal
    Firseal
    October 4, 2023 at 7:01 am | #

    My thoughts on this:
    “Asher, please. You are trying to be a better person. Jennifer is not. Cavaet emptor.”

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Mx. Coreo Jones @coreopsismajor.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
For anyone who needs this gif tonight
Jason Mantzoukas yelling BITE EACH OTHER'S DICKS OFF! At men slap fighting in the foreground mostly out of frame
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
I sure do love KING KONG VS GODZILLA (1962), I mention for no particular reason
a screenshot from King Kong vs Godzilla (1962) where a Japanese official says
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
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The Clones of Dr. Funkenbush @dochackenbush.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here
Still from an episode of Columbo. He is is a restaurant kitchen next to a woman in red. Closed caption reads “That smells like beef. Is that beef?”
Same as before, Columbo in a kitchen with the woman in a red outfit. He’s leaning over the gas hob. Closed caption reads: “That’s beef.”
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Jason @jason1749.bsky.social ⋅ 11h
Trying to talk myself out of making A Choice.
A t-shirt with several of Belle Batsfrey’s most insane faces. From MARY WORTH drawn by June Bridgman
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
boycotting Hasbro until they stop using semicolons like this
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
TYPICALLY featuring cheddar and parmesan? do you not know what you're putting in there????
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Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyol.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
Optimus Prime broke down and cried on the set of "Transformers" (2007) due to the extensive use of green screen filming. He reportedly said, "This is not why I became an actor."
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Guys it's only $1.99!!!! DELUXE edition!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
A woman asks a clerk
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
So he's been playing Jiggly Ball.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Sneaking" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Sneaking
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
jesus christ how many studio series leader class guys are there next year and the year after probably also
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
excuse me
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
“I’m just going to say it, shame on any of us who throws a trans child under the bus for thinking they’re going to get elected. That child deserves our support. Don’t worry about the pollsters calling it distractions, because we need to be the party of human dignity.”
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Gov. Tim Walz is doubling down on trans rights — and criticizing members of his party who are retreating — at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and back home in Minnesota.
header image - Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
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Gov. Tim Walz backs transgender kids as Democrats grapple with debate over sports bans
The Minnesota Democrat has been critical of other members of his party who are retreating at a time when the issue has become a political lightning rod nationally and in Minnesota.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Hasbro making my customs real Part II! (Part I was Fangry)
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Sixo | Transformers @sixotf.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Well, there it is
SS86 Devastator
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
look how incredibly photoshopped these lower legs are they definitely lassoed that lower leg color and desaturated it in post
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Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
hey look, ABS vs nylon vs paint perfect example in comparative light absorbing qualities
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
they managed to get the arms and thighs to be different grays, which I wasn't sure they'd be able to do, the way the mold's set up though maybe they're just producing a lot of extra thighs and/or arms in the wrong colors and throwing those away, i dunno
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Takara Transformers Dramatic Capture Series Decepticons Part 1 (Thundercracker & Reflector) is up for preorder at HLJ (¥13,950) - bit.ly/43uIcEm
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Takara Transformers Studio Series TS-12 Megatron is up for preorder at HLJ (¥7,440) - bit.ly/3HpjRak
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23613670... selling my titans return scorponok head (and his card, and grotusque's weapon)
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I’m so happy for them
Masterpiece MPG Hauler teaser
MPG Hauler & MP Hound
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